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ceykgzs | You're welcome. | 36 | ceykgsb | PresidentObama___ | photoshopbattles | 13 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-25 08:08:22 | Thanks Obama. |
ceykx3m | Why? | 14 | ceykeq0 | FrogDie | mildlyinteresting | 8 | why | 2014-01-25 08:31:15 | I would like to take this moment to extend condolences to anyone that has suffered through a viewing of Kick Ass 2. |
ceylkda | Yes. | 13 | ceyl98d | Bumsty | KillLaKill | 3 | yes | 2014-01-25 09:02:40 | when? :o |
ceylt0j | Yes. | 332 | ceylp72 | Joe_Stallin | pics | 110 | yes | 2014-01-25 09:13:43 | So, what happened? Was the country destroyed by the Soviets? Or was it the Taliban? Or the U.S.? |
ceymb16 | Wat | 8 | ceyljgl | TexasNexus | nba | 4 | wat | 2014-01-25 09:36:12 | Who cares? It's a multi million dollar franchise and you can't put any one person ahead of it. To quote Papoose "I'm supposed to stop living cause your man died? What you crazy or something? Tell that nigga push me up a daisy or something." Granted it looks like he rhymed a word with itself but he completes the rhyme in the next bar. |
ceymf7y | yes | 8 | ceymeac | [deleted] | teenagers | 2 | yes | 2014-01-25 09:41:20 | So like right above the butt? |
ceympsx | Yes. | 11 | ceykuww | SiGNAL748 | MotoX | 1 | yes | 2014-01-25 09:54:18 | Probably on the MotoX or on waiting till next month for the Z1C? lol |
ceyn5s8 | Yes. | 8 | ceymv3d | kran69 | AskReddit | 1 | yes | 2014-01-25 10:13:43 | Did they need to all be Aryan? |
ceynisf | ಠ◡ಠ | 15 | ceyni3e | CreepySmileBot | videos | 9 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-25 10:29:10 | ಠ_ಠ |
ceynsxo | :( | 12 | ceynnf2 | mei9ji | food | 2 | :( | 2014-01-25 10:41:09 | looks like cream cheese. Pretty common in American rolls. |
ceyo0mu | All of them? | 17 | ceynybj | NOTW_116 | nfl | 11 | allofthem | 2014-01-25 10:50:13 | Name an inside guard |
ceyot44 | Not with that attitude | 61 | ceynrp6 | dichloroethane | AskWomen | 21 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-25 11:24:28 | i don't date 50 year old moaning Asian women |
ceyotf7 | Yes | 25 | ceyot0w | yes_it_is_weird | magicTCG | 7 | yes | 2014-01-25 11:24:49 | Is it weird that the art makes me uncomfortable? |
ceyp99m | thanks | 10 | ceyp6py | TeeKayTank | Monstercat | 3 | thanks | 2014-01-25 11:43:22 | are you proud of him |
ceypzdv | Why? | 10 | ceyoxuv | havearemotecontrol | Christianity | 1 | why | 2014-01-25 12:14:35 | Comparing the acceptance of homosexuality to the acceptance of Gentiles is downright ignorant. |
ceyq9fq | Why? | 11 | ceyjatx | prrifth | australia | 2 | why | 2014-01-25 12:26:54 | I'm pretty sure there is a special way of disposing of a US flag that has been dropped. I always cringe a little when I see people letting it touch the ground. It's a bit silly but it seems like something that should be treated with a bit more respect. |
ceyqv17 | Yes? | 127 | ceym17z | crazy_legs | gifs | 57 | yes | 2014-01-25 12:52:55 | crazy legs? |
ceyr4s8 | :( | 11 | ceyqz1b | LeafFan13 | baseball | 7 | :( | 2014-01-25 13:04:43 | The Jays are supposed to suck. We're a new owner and a few key players away from competing. Naturally, in the positions we needed to improve, we got worse because of course we did. |
ceyroyt | Yup. | 9 | ceyrg1m | FinnishHippo | casualiama | 3 | yup | 2014-01-25 13:28:15 | TIL Finnish is super complicated. |
ceyt1ld | no | 11 | ceysp1d | iamrobschrab | IAmA | 2 | no | 2014-01-25 14:25:47 | Do you like sports? |
ceytyyk | :( | 38 | ceytjlw | [deleted] | AskReddit | 24 | :( | 2014-01-25 15:05:35 | That's bad. |
ceyu288 | Yes. | 31 | ceytm79 | dftba171 | vita | 2 | yes | 2014-01-25 15:09:25 | am I the only person who liked that game? |
ceyvi5u | Yup | 10 | ceytknq | --APOTHEOSIS-- | pics | 3 | yup | 2014-01-25 16:11:16 | Apotheosis? Does that mean becoming a god/ goddess? |
ceyvqqp | Yup | 11 | ceyvhpj | jberth | GrandTheftAutoV | 7 | yup | 2014-01-25 16:21:12 | What the fuck. I just read your comment. My character is basically a shirtless man in white shorts covered in tattoos. Are you telling me to other players he's just a man in panties covered in blurry splotches? |
ceywgv7 | nope | 16 | ceywgc5 | garryjnewman | playrust | 6 | nope | 2014-01-25 16:51:40 | Hey Gary, After Rust comes out of alpha, will we have to buy it again? |
ceyws5j | yes | 11 | ceyw73r | mario0x | smashbros | 3 | yes | 2014-01-25 17:05:14 | Is this legit? |
ceyxtd2 | Yes. | 13 | ceyxh2a | Magnibro | AskReddit | 3 | yes | 2014-01-25 17:49:43 | In '93? |
ceyy6nk | no | 170 | ceyxqch | _never_again_ | AskReddit | 66 | no | 2014-01-25 18:05:29 | Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it? |
ceyyppb | Not with that attitude. | 64 | ceyyeop | marlowned | AdviceAnimals | 21 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-25 18:28:17 | OP's kid is a 7 year old girl. Don't think OP is giving her hand jobs. |
ceyyvo7 | Yes | 16 | ceyyusi | ANGRYsockmonkey | longboarding | 8 | yes | 2014-01-25 18:35:21 | Rest In peace in pieces? |
ceyzsvj | Yes | 24 | ceyzari | DDubsBIV | WTF | 14 | yes | 2014-01-25 19:15:44 | The sex offenders or the young cunts? |
cez02h2 | Not with that attitude. | 10 | cez01on | dougie1107 | hockey | 5 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-25 19:27:20 | Because this isn't roller hockey. |
cez0ogn | That's what she said! | 14 | cez0md3 | JFKFakedMKUltra | funny | 9 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-01-25 19:54:37 | You'd think she would have stopped after the first couple of tugs. |
cez13d0 | Darude - Sandstorm | 67 | cez0so0 | andgly95 | funny | 15 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-25 20:13:15 | What movie is it? |
cez20ft | Ok | 10 | ceyzz1k | Peidae | AskReddit | 5 | ok | 2014-01-25 20:55:15 | It's implied that you have to give a reason. |
cezx7th | All of them | 9 | cezwx2p | UncleTrapspringer | AskReddit | 5 | allofthem | 2014-01-26 23:44:20 | What's the worst food to watch her eat? |
cez4cx4 | Nope. | 15 | cez4bwv | BrowsOfSteel | civ | 7 | nope | 2014-01-25 22:59:52 | are you not able to get an observatory if the mountain is within two tiles? |
cez4npn | mom's spaghetti | 31 | cez3ld8 | BrodyBrosius | cringe | 14 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-25 23:19:08 | Let me show you maintaining this shit aint that hard that hard |
cez51ve | lol | 22 | ceyxs1a | Wavywalrus77 | funny | 4 | lol | 2014-01-25 23:46:05 | a simple lol wouldve gotten you an upvote on this one.. |
cez5o2n | You're welcome. | 10 | cez5nkk | PresidentObama___ | circlejerk | 1 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-26 00:34:48 | [Thanks Obama](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/Barack_Obama_with_artistic_gymnastic_McKayla_Maroney_2.jpg). |
cez5wgv | yes | 13 | cez5sj0 | tPRoC | malefashionadvice | 5 | yes | 2014-01-26 00:55:52 | so its a 2014 apc x kanye parka from aw14? based off a 2012 rick owens x drkshdw from 2012 right? |
cez72bp | Yes | 22 | cez5k9i | Shibalba805 | confession | 5 | yes | 2014-01-26 03:01:59 | I use deodorant on my crotch area between my legs and balls as well as butt Crack. Have been since I was a teenager. However I told a friend once and he thought it was a weird thing to do. Ex wife thought it was weird and ex gfs thought so too. Only had one who didn't and she was the only one whod put deodorant under her boobs. Is it really a weird thing to do? |
cez8glx | and my AXE! | 29 | cez88c0 | No_lulz_in_here | soccer | 7 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-26 05:41:19 | And me! |
cez9q5l | yep! | 9 | cez9law | julieboab | Lass | 4 | yep | 2014-01-26 07:17:42 | Have you ever been recognised in public by a fan? |
cez9sau | Not with that attitude! | 25 | cez89oj | randomherOH | gaming | 16 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-26 07:21:12 | The one thing you can't nuke. |
cezaj5b | and my axe! | 52 | ceza53g | I_did_it_in_Bibione | leagueoflegends | 21 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-26 08:02:01 | Tom Cruise |
cezavnn | Thanks. | 677 | cezapaj | the_grandprize | AskReddit | 387 | thanks | 2014-01-26 08:19:54 | Agreed, you're my kind of friend. |
cezb0r3 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 33 | cez9r6d | koflem | funny | 7 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-26 08:26:47 | [No Capes !](http://imgur.com/yW9Cjuc) |
cf35wq3 | Woosh. | 25 | cf35oti | ADefiniteDescription | TrueAskReddit | 4 | woosh | 2014-01-30 16:18:53 | > But I hear plenty of ~~mature~~ adults say redundant repetitive things like that. |
cezczo8 | Yes | 28 | cezcan4 | penispenispenisballs | WTF | 11 | yes | 2014-01-26 09:55:17 | What's broken? The video or the butthole? |
cezdjbe | Yep. | 8 | cezd67x | fscvatommygundacreep | streetwear | 3 | yep | 2014-01-26 10:17:25 | Does the Image stick and stay on there after a wash or some heavy use? |
cezdn10 | Yes | 381 | cezdjxx | awyeauhh | funny | 119 | yes | 2014-01-26 10:21:40 | The power strip or the pool? |
cezdv28 | Yes. | 18 | cezdctl | TxT_of_AWESOMENESS | longboarding | 11 | yes | 2014-01-26 10:30:40 | I've never had cannibals before. They had some 76 mm and two more of the same size, should I snag those too? |
cezeh8n | Thanks? | 13 | cezbwvj | Mr_Butts648 | rule34 | 3 | thanks | 2014-01-26 10:55:01 | http://imgur.com/a/Wi30s#0 |
cezfdub | Yes! | 21 | cezf4xk | OppositeImage | SubredditDrama | 8 | yes | 2014-01-26 11:30:31 | Which? |
cezfluy | No. | 8 | cezfbom | killdevil | funny | 1 | no | 2014-01-26 11:39:05 | Are you me? |
cezfrjv | Yes | 39 | cezffya | dukwon | videos | 24 | yes | 2014-01-26 11:45:15 | What is going on between 1:56 and 2:01? There is a strange speed oscillation just below 100kmh. Is there a rule that max speed is 100kmh there and an electronic system forces that? |
cezfyhs | Darude - Sandstorm. | 19 | cezdsch | donaldrc3 | AdviceAnimals | 3 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-26 11:52:42 | haha oh man what was that from? |
cezj0ir | mom's spaghetti | 18 | ceziiiz | stuper56 | tifu | 8 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-26 13:49:50 | of the moon |
ceziy7v | Yes. | 10 | cezhxea | [deleted] | Stoicism | 2 | yes | 2014-01-26 13:47:21 | Are there any cons to eating healthier? |
cezjftz | Mom's spaghetti | 116 | cezfknd | SamuelJaxson | leagueoflegends | 28 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-26 14:06:22 | You've been hit by, you've been struck by... |
cezkz21 | No | 23 | cezkmpf | CrazyJJ007 | GameDeals | 4 | no | 2014-01-26 15:05:45 | Is Rivals @ $13.18 low enough to compensate for the 30fps lock? |
cezm2ey | ಠ◡ಠ | 10 | cezm1u6 | CreepySmileBot | 2007scape | 6 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-26 15:49:06 | World 2 doesn't seem to be full ಠ_ಠ |
cezmepz | Yes. | 14 | cezm6ii | UnReal31337 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 7 | yes | 2014-01-26 16:02:26 | Are Asian parents just make it their goal in life to demean their children? |
cezmol5 | No. | 12 | cezmj6p | DaveMcElfatrick | IAmA | 3 | no | 2014-01-26 16:13:04 | You like it somewhat burnt, don't you? |
cezna51 | And my axe! | 29 | cezmlic | dayvarr | AdviceAnimals | 9 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-26 16:36:57 | And Nancy Grace |
ceznyki | Yes | 39 | cezmj6r | ModWilliam | PKA | 5 | yes | 2014-01-26 17:03:09 | Am i the only one that watches his youtube channel |
cezobb3 | wat | 41 | cezn9be | kokhouser | DotA2 | 22 | wat | 2014-01-26 17:17:14 | Think of it like this: If you made a physical copy of the object in the image (just a static one, it wouldn't have to move) it's a projection of the 4D hypercube in the same way that a drawing or other image of a cube is a projection of a 3D cube. The gif is an animation of the original hypercube being rotated. In a similar vein, a slice of a cube perpendicular to one of its dimensions gives us a square, but we can move/rotate the cube and the shape of the slice changes - *kinda* like what we see in the gif above but more limited because we can't see a representation of the whole shape properly. A 'slice' of a 4D hypercube is a normal cube if taken perpendicular to a given dimension, but if we then rotate the hypercube it shifts and alters what we can see. |
cezpdij | You're welcome. | 10 | cezpdcj | PresidentObama___ | California | 6 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-26 17:57:09 | If the Air Quality board can make it windless on Christmas Day so we can't enjoy a real wood fire, they can sure as hell whip up some rain! But they won't, because Pelosi wants to make us all slaves to the Government. THANKS OBAMA |
cezpx22 | You're welcome. | 25 | cezpwrh | PresidentObama___ | NSFW_GIF | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-26 18:17:22 | Do you ever accidentally masterbate too much? THANKS OBAMA! |
cezqrnb | yes | 32 | ceznqt7 | qxc00 | starcraft | 8 | yes | 2014-01-26 18:48:00 | Do you think there is long term future for Starcraft franchise? |
cezqwa7 | You're welcome. | 17 | cezqvla | PresidentObama___ | InternetIsBeautiful | 9 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-26 18:52:45 | Thanks, Obama |
cezr2vh | Lol | 79 | cezq45d | Skipdr | asoiaf | 18 | lol | 2014-01-26 18:59:24 | Is there a date for the release date? |
cezs8on | ಠ◡ಠ | 9 | cezs84w | CreepySmileBot | todayilearned | 3 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-26 19:40:37 | ಠ_ಠ |
cezt07n | ಠ◡ಠ | 9 | cezszsa | CreepySmileBot | nosleep | 1 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-26 20:07:45 | ಠ_ಠ Tag this as a series, damn it! |
cezuodr | Not with that attitude. | 19 | ceztvhx | masterstick8 | AskReddit | 6 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-26 21:18:19 | But they wont give me a gun in prison :( |
cezuoyj | why | 13 | cezjxe7 | theonlylsavage | rupaulsdragrace | 5 | why | 2014-01-26 21:19:05 | Weird. I actually pre-ordered it. |
cezuqea | What? | 58 | cezu76d | JediMomTricks | pics | 28 | what | 2014-01-26 21:20:51 | Yeah, my finger board came right the fuck off. We were in Italy, and my director paid to have it fixed there. It was some little guy who made a living making basses in his loft apartment. Got to meet the guy he glued the finger board back on. I was a part of a strolling orchestra at the time. When we went up to pick it up, I was going to try it out so he ran to get a chair. But, I had already hung the thing from my neck and started playing. Dude almost had a heart attack. |
cezusc4 | yes | 95 | cezuc4f | Zixko | leagueoflegends | 61 | yes | 2014-01-26 21:23:24 | So... what you're trying to say is, XiaoWeiXiao didn't beat the world record? |
cezv2eq | no. | 267 | cezuzsy | thisrockismyboone | Music | 114 | no | 2014-01-26 21:36:46 | So I missed the awards. Did they give a speech or what? |
cezvxyt | Exactly... | 27 | cezvadi | threetwenty | leagueoflegends | 14 | exactly | 2014-01-26 22:22:59 | Who? |
cezwomk | Nope | 10 | cezwgvy | drocks27 | DenverBroncos | 5 | nope | 2014-01-26 23:07:28 | Does the fact that I am happy about this make me a bad person? |
cezwuf0 | No. | 8 | cezwkk4 | randy05 | OutOfTheLoop | 5 | no | 2014-01-26 23:18:08 | Lies! Lies? |
cf0evt7 | You're welcome. | 36 | cf0evaq | PresidentObama___ | todayilearned | 10 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-27 14:41:01 | No more badgers? Thanks, Obama! |
cezxqxi | You're welcome. | 262 | cezxqvi | PresidentObama___ | AskReddit | 139 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-27 00:26:52 | Thanks, Obama. |
cezxzvf | Not with that attitude! | 74 | cezw5cj | antsugi | battlefield3 | 38 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-27 00:48:33 | Except you'd never get 3,500 score per minute in the base AA |
cezzabp | Lol | 17 | cezz7pu | Namelis1 | pcmasterrace | 2 | lol | 2014-01-27 03:11:53 | Is it free? |
cezzkby | Mom's spaghetti. | 9 | cezvceq | Freak404 | facepalm | 5 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-27 03:43:44 | WE'LL BE ROCKING 'TIL THE SUN GOES DOWN |
cezzr8s | and my axe. | 33 | cezze6b | 1onflux | dayz | 15 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-27 04:04:16 | I'll for it also. |
cezzw0s | yes | 46 | cezzqr1 | schatrax | videos | 24 | yes | 2014-01-27 04:17:46 | By 'kill it' do you mean press a button and pretend to do things with their hands for three minutes? |
cf00gj0 | ........no. | 13 | cezy7bx | ynwestrope | AskReddit | 4 | no | 2014-01-27 05:10:09 | You don't need deodorant, just clean your armpits. Your armpits should stay odorless for the most of a day even if you sweat. |
cf00k9v | Yes. | 17 | cf00b2u | RodMackay2 | guns | 5 | yes | 2014-01-27 05:18:29 | Should I buy a safe? I'm renting a new place and the old place had a locking closet. New place doesn't have a locking closet. |
cf00nrv | both | 36 | cf00hwf | Harstem | starcraft | 14 | both | 2014-01-27 05:25:35 | Date with nicki minaj or win GSL? |
cf00yrg | WHAT? | 9 | cf00ph5 | gizmoat17 | AskReddit | 2 | what | 2014-01-27 05:47:04 | This is a rare one these days. Don't lose it! |
cf01sjp | You're welcome. | 135 | cf01sdm | PresidentObama___ | gaming | 57 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-27 06:40:07 | Thanks Obama. |
cf022pb | Yes | 62 | cf01hql | majornelson | xboxone | 36 | yes | 2014-01-27 06:54:49 | Hey Major, is this what Phil teased last night via Twitter, or is there something else coming? Either way, I'm stoked! |
cf0277w | darude - sandstorm | 18 | cf02449 | phyyr | funny | 1 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-27 07:01:09 | what movie is this from |
cf02ka8 | Yes. | 14 | cf02dfz | NipemanCometh | explainlikeimfive | 2 | yes | 2014-01-27 07:19:19 | > avoid acidic drinks Are soft drinks acidic? |
cf02qw3 | You're welcome. | 53 | cf02qdm | PresidentObama___ | AskReddit | 28 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-27 07:27:51 | Thanks Obama. |
cf03d2e | Yes | 12 | cf03b1j | [deleted] | xboxone | 5 | yes | 2014-01-27 07:55:49 | I have two questions for you. Is Black Tusk still working on a new IP or was it a new Gears game they were making the whole time? I love Gears but i was excited about having a new game series on the Xbox. Second question: Any chance of getting a "Definitive Edition" similar to Tomb Raider of the Gears Trilogy released on Xbox One now? |
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