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cewz4ha | darude - sandstorm | 119 | cewy1nw | thermal_shock | videos | 6 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-23 09:58:48 | Anyone know what the song is? |
cex01u4 | ಠ◡ಠ | 12 | cex012p | CreepySmileBot | gifs | 1 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-23 10:30:28 | ಠ_ಠ |
cex11ec | lol | 60 | cewxlmx | joewheeler06 | battlefield_4 | 9 | lol | 2014-01-23 11:03:38 | Is there an estimated release date for this? |
cex15sv | No. | 12 | cewzltb | chewyflex | delusionalartists | 1 | no | 2014-01-23 11:07:45 | I hate the verbification of that word and the people who do it - "inbox me". Here's a fucking tip - Mail me. It's shorter and moar correcter. |
cex36xj | LOL | 11 | cex34cr | poptart2nd | gaming | 7 | lol | 2014-01-23 12:16:59 | Are the sea battles at least good? |
cex3lmv | No. | 13 | cex1cpz | 2Deluxe | AskReddit | 2 | no | 2014-01-23 12:30:24 | People think this? |
cex3wfe | no | 28 | cex3v5y | magicmagininja | DotA2 | 18 | no | 2014-01-23 12:40:20 | Can you explain sadboys to an old fart like me? |
cex5g7g | Yes | 40 | cex5fla | NintendoJunkie | pics | 16 | yes | 2014-01-23 13:31:10 | Since your wife is Indian, do you mean like, reddit karma, or the other kind? |
cex5mv7 | Yes | 17 | cex5m86 | yes_it_is_weird | GlobalOffensive | 10 | yes | 2014-01-23 13:37:17 | is it weird that there's a bot for this? |
cex6wm8 | Ok. | 8 | cex4qlq | robo2 | AdviceAnimals | 5 | ok | 2014-01-23 14:19:00 | I wish my younger brother has been like that. But he is a flamboyant gay, so at least I get to make fun of gay people in public, and when they tell me I am homophobic , I get to say "Shut up, I love my brother BECAUSE he is gay as AIDS." |
cex8l7n | Yes | 23 | cex84cz | FANGO | MLS | 4 | yes | 2014-01-23 15:17:15 | Not sure if there's a joke I'm missing, but don't hosts automatically qualify? |
cex8y2p | Yes | 9 | cex8r1w | Dustintico | delusionalartists | 3 | yes | 2014-01-23 15:30:00 | As opposed to? A snail mail? |
cex93zd | what | 12 | cex8580 | [deleted] | malefashion | 7 | what | 2014-01-23 15:35:49 | I flipped a coin for you, /u/cockulator The result was: tails! *** ^^[Statistics](http://coinflipbot.re/stats.php) ^^| ^^Don't ^^want ^^me ^^replying ^^on ^^your ^^comments ^^again? ^^Respond ^^to ^^this ^^comment ^^with: ^^'coinflipbot ^^leave ^^me ^^alone' |
cex9eyi | wat | 8 | cex90tg | Deboomed | gifs | 1 | wat | 2014-01-23 15:46:38 | Kind of stupid question. Can we wall run on wall exactly? |
cex9onf | Yes. | 27 | cex7gxa | kittenpyjamas | AdviceAnimals | 5 | yes | 2014-01-23 15:56:02 | **Discussion time:** Would you get an abortion if a test showed that your child was going to be born severely disabled? |
cexa2jl | k. | 10 | cex9bvf | edi2314 | circlejerk | 6 | k | 2014-01-23 16:10:21 | I hate those prisons. I truly hate them. I'm really sorry you had to go through what I went... I guess I'll share my story, and hopefuly I'll make some people realize that these camps are... more than evil. As a kid I really denied any form of authority. I often harrased teachers, and the idea of a great man in the sky ruling over me was not only ridicoulous to me, but also hazardous... I came out to my (extremist) parents at the age of 14. They cried, threatened me, did everything they could to turn me back into a robot... About 1 month after I came out, 3 men came into my house at night, and told me to stay quiet and walk with them. I tought it was a kidnapping, as most people who experience this... I walked into the van, and they explained themselelves. I was shocked and filled with hate, but I knew I shouldn't do anything, the van was small and I couldn't defend myself. My first day at that prison was horrible... everything I did was supervised, and also controlled. The only time I got some "privacy" was at night, 10 o'clock. After 1 week I just couldn't take the authority, and I was put in isolation. Two months. Two. fucking. Months. After the first month I began hearing voices in my head, and after another week, the voices formed into a big, strong voice... I only had one conversation with it. Voice : "Escape." Me : "How?" Voice : "Strong. Then Kill." After the last sentence I never heard it again. But it was enough. I knew my goal. At the time I had about 100 lbs... I was skinny, I didn't have force... I was helpless. Every time I got out of isolation, I said "fuck God.". All I did in isolation was exercise. I was so full of hate I didn't care about time... In there there was no natural light, just a little crack... I had no clock, so I would just look at the crack while exercising.. Everytime light started to get through the crack, meaning it was day, it was a great achievment. I felt.. great. Small things where all I had, so it was incredible... I exercised in there for 8 months... breaks of 20 minutes, exercises for 1 and a half. And repeat. Repeat. Repeat... After 8 months, I finnaly got out... everyone was so surprised I didn't shout "fuck God.". For about 4 days I was heavily looked at by all the guards... that was the day I began the brainwashing. They thought the isolation broke me down. It only made me stronger. Everytime I entered the brainwashing room I would see a broken window. The room was on the first floor, so I could get out without too much damage. But I was... nowhere. Nowhere meaning a forest. I could run, of course, but how long would the forest last? I didn't know. Forest was freedom. Freedom is good. So I got to get in the forest. One day, instead of the 5 athletic guys that went with me to the room, there were only 2 janitors. I was so surprised... yet calm. I knew that was my day. As I was approaching the window, I felt some adrenaline going up my spine... I quickly headlocked one guy while kicking the other with one foot, and managed to pull a neck break on the headlocked guy.. I got ready, then jumped off the window. I fell, rolled, and managed to don't get hurt bad... I was running, running, running... I could hear some sounds, but I was so thrilled I didn't pay attention.. after about 4km running I finnaly stopped. I could feel freedom. It was... beautiful. I heard a "fuck! Watch how you're driving, man!". My instinct moved me, and I approaced a yellow car... "Please.. just.. let me come." The guy looked at me surprised, then told me to get in. After about half an hour, when I recovered, he asked me my story, but I was still afraid. What if he would get me to the cops? What if he was one of them? I didn't know. I just said "No time to explain. Where are you going?". He said Florida. I arrived in Florida at the age of 15. I'm 19 now, and I never spoke with my parents again, and will never do it. I truly hate them. But the experience made me realize how important free will is. .. aaaaand I grew fucking awesome muscles. Thanks for reading so far :)! I means a lot to me that I can share my story... it hurts even now, after 4 years. TL;DR : It took me 1 year to escape but, it takes you only 5 minutes to read. |
cexaoy5 | Not with that attitude. | 63 | cexal83 | [deleted] | videos | 16 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-23 16:32:37 | Unfortunately he's at ADX Florence now and there's no escaping there. |
cexb0te | Yes | 9 | cexap4b | bobthebuilder518 | SSBPM | 2 | yes | 2014-01-23 16:44:36 | Was Chudat the Kirby? |
cexb3x7 | :( | 11 | cexb1tz | HabsFan314 | hockey | 6 | :( | 2014-01-23 16:47:40 | Fuck, that didn't take long....can we please play like last night?! |
cexb48q | Yes | 17 | cexapx7 | mainlydank | dogecoin | 11 | yes | 2014-01-23 16:47:59 | Moon? |
cexbc6m | yes. | 129 | cexb7r7 | donald_faison | IAmA | 83 | yes | 2014-01-23 16:55:57 | If I win the raffle, can we sing a song together? Your choice of song. |
cexbe5d | No | 8 | cex9yjc | Isaynotoeverything | borussiadortmund | 5 | no | 2014-01-23 16:57:56 | no but you have to say no! *sigh* |
cexdxgj | No | 16 | cexd11g | [deleted] | dogecoin | 4 | no | 2014-01-23 18:31:51 | I can comfortbaly get 22khs, reckon it would be worth solo mining? |
cexdd45 | Yes. | 15 | cexdc53 | Lyeria | mindcrack | 4 | yes | 2014-01-23 18:10:59 | did you just |
cexebgm | ಠ◡ಠ | 11 | cexeapu | CreepySmileBot | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 5 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-23 18:46:02 | Here's one that I will summon, my most favorite bot. ಠ_ಠ |
cexem90 | no | 185 | cexduay | uuummmmm | technology | 112 | no | 2014-01-23 18:57:01 | And Linux?? |
cexen4j | No. | 13 | cexc6m1 | [deleted] | firstworldanarchists | 4 | no | 2014-01-23 18:57:56 | DEA freeze these juice boxes, then open them the same way as in OP's pic and eat all the delicious frozen juice? |
cexfkbt | Darude - Sandstorm | 59 | cexe1f1 | OrgasmicalyDelicious | gaming | 24 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-23 19:32:20 | What movie is this? |
cexfwyp | You're welcome. | 8 | cexfw88 | PresidentObama___ | ThanksObama | 1 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-23 19:45:27 | Sorry, I really did just mean to post about the chopsticks, and I'm on a white table so I figured the laptop would give better backdrop. The "Thanks Obama" is also white so I figured the convenient black space would also provide good backdrop for that. I've had the computer for a while now, and the badges don't even say anything of substance. I know we're on the internet, but can I at least have a little benefit of the doubt? |
cexg2sc | That's what she said. | 32 | cexf8nc | EverGlow89 | gtaonline | 6 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-01-23 19:51:45 | How much does the fist cost? |
cexh0mq | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 45 | cexepp1 | ThisIsNoobsRus | AdviceAnimals | 4 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-23 20:29:00 | [good one] (http://media.giphy.com/media/VdA713I3sYinC/giphy.gif) |
cexhdwh | nope | 91 | cexh4cl | WowzersInMyTrowzers | hiphopheads | 54 | nope | 2014-01-23 20:44:09 | Am I wrong tho? |
cexhvtd | Both | 10 | cexhu26 | rnvk | Bitcoin | 4 | both | 2014-01-23 21:05:06 | is it on wifi? or 3g? interesting. |
cexig41 | You're welcome! | 36 | cexifht | Link_Correction_Bot | pics | 16 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-23 21:30:15 | You're right. I'm trying out flow on mobile and my other reddit app did it for me. Thanks Link_Correction_Bot! |
cexiwbf | Yes | 9 | cexik2z | 3hirdEyE | funny | 4 | yes | 2014-01-23 21:51:44 | Am I the only person who hasn't pissed in their own back yard? |
cexj3qy | ALL OF THEM?!? | 8 | cexhr4t | absentkey | gaming | 4 | allofthem | 2014-01-23 22:01:59 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL9aZEhm5Zc |
cexji15 | ಠ◡ಠ | 55 | cexjhrt | CreepySmileBot | gifs | 13 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-23 22:22:57 | ಠ_ಠ |
cexkrl6 | ಠ◡ಠ | 41 | cexkr68 | CreepySmileBot | pcmasterrace | 27 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-23 23:43:40 | ಠ_ಠ Too bad. |
cexks61 | ಠ◡ಠ | 43 | cexks1p | CreepySmileBot | pcmasterrace | 25 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-23 23:44:54 | ಠ_ಠ NO. |
cexkstw | ಠ◡ಠ | 53 | cexksn9 | CreepySmileBot | pcmasterrace | 27 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-23 23:46:15 | ಠ_ಠ I SAID STOP IT. NO MEANS NO DAMNIT! |
cexkv1h | Not with that attitude | 92 | cexkrao | electrical_outlet | WTF | 39 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-23 23:50:50 | Size won't put surfactant in its lungs any sooner |
cexl1jd | Yes | 19 | cexl140 | yes_it_is_weird | AskReddit | 4 | yes | 2014-01-24 00:04:43 | is it weird that I like my salad with yogurt and trail mix on top? Cause I can never forget the way people stared at me when I was making my exotic salad. |
cexl67e | Mom's spaghetti. | 76 | cexktwa | quackcon | DotA2 | 26 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-24 00:15:27 | Absolutely nothing |
cexlcpi | Whoosh. | 13 | cexj0er | Nihilist37 | gaming | 2 | whoosh | 2014-01-24 00:30:43 | In this thread, OP made the title the punch line. |
cexlnp4 | You're welcome. | 9 | cexln7i | PresidentObama___ | watchpeopledie | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-24 00:58:16 | Thanks, Obama. |
cexlzbh | And my axe | 19 | cexlhuo | MrCompassion | nsfw | 9 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-24 01:29:59 | And a face |
cexm7qs | yes. | 9 | cexm4yd | tuckertucker | gaybros | 2 | yes | 2014-01-24 01:54:04 | So, which one do you like best? |
cexmf52 | That's what she said. | 24 | cexkynq | rFLEAiMODEp | Seahawks | 4 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-01-24 02:16:36 | I'm drunk and this is way too small. |
cexmigt | Mom's spaghetti. | 10 | cexluo1 | off-and-on | AskReddit | 2 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-24 02:26:47 | Tom Cruise. |
cexmk4u | You're welcome. | 10 | cexmjuo | PresidentObama___ | wow | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-24 02:32:07 | I would have thought they would at least get full control over Redridge but nope. Then again, the whole economy thing explains everything. Thanks Obama |
cexn8r1 | No. | 10 | cexktsb | NotJustSomebody | Nexus5 | 5 | no | 2014-01-24 03:48:07 | Are there any security risks of leaving developer options enabled? |
cexo51c | Both. | 18 | cexo4mg | d0mth0ma5 | soccer | 8 | both | 2014-01-24 05:07:12 | Belgium get a top seed for the World Cup. Can't even outdo Greece and Bosnia in a Qualification draw seeding. I can't decide if the Euro Qualifying is broke, or the World Cup seeding is... |
cexoehp | Yes. | 16 | cexkuyb | COG_Omega | Smite | 9 | yes | 2014-01-24 05:25:49 | Are all AMA threads just attention whoring? |
cexpefc | Why? | 9 | cexnxn0 | platospaghetti | alternativeart | 4 | why | 2014-01-24 06:26:46 | I think Brave would have been better if the main character was a dude and about a relationship with his dad. |
cexpwpp | Why? | 9 | cexorxp | bartink | Economics | 3 | why | 2014-01-24 06:51:17 | If I were a banker, I'd be scared of bitcoin too. |
cexq5na | Not with that attitude | 23 | cexpz92 | brandon0220 | AdviceAnimals | 13 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-24 07:02:30 | Amazeballs has its place. Not a very big one, but it is okay about once a month when something is... Amazeballs. Sexy times is never okay. Unless you're 12. But you shouldn't be having sex at 12 anyway. |
cexqznb | No | 82 | cexqfc0 | theolaf | cringepics | 39 | no | 2014-01-24 07:36:47 | Is that a man or a woman? o_o |
cexresr | Whoosh | 25 | cexr1op | robotco | todayilearned | 7 | whoosh | 2014-01-24 07:52:53 | I guess you havnt noticed that a lot of minor leauge Hocky players are in that age bracket...and that's one step under the NHL... |
cexrgux | That's the joke. | 8 | cexqu01 | Dzjudz | Planetside | 3 | that'sthejoke | 2014-01-24 07:55:00 | Don't get why they wouldn't just redeploy to fight somewhere. |
cexrh9i | yes | 60 | cexrf9m | LOLLF | leagueoflegends | 32 | yes | 2014-01-24 07:55:26 | The souls or ~~wifes~~ wives? |
cexrhtl | You're welcome. | 14 | cexrhf3 | PresidentObama___ | Pitt | 8 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-24 07:55:58 | Thanks Obama. |
cexrlh7 | Woosh | 22 | cexrcf7 | [deleted] | AdviceAnimals | 8 | woosh | 2014-01-24 07:59:52 | That's how many times *you've* upvoted him. |
cextcf9 | Yes. | 43 | cext9bp | Gapmasta | funny | 26 | yes | 2014-01-24 09:01:27 | Are you calling us alcoholics? |
cexw5sd | Nope! | 11 | cexw1h1 | chenan | nyc | 6 | nope | 2014-01-24 10:32:58 | Did you ever recognize a client? |
cexwgcw | No. | 10 | cextj59 | catalogd | NoFap | 1 | no | 2014-01-24 10:42:33 | fuck that must have hurt like all hell. Does fapping have any connection with testicular cancer or anything? |
cexww0x | Yes. | 8 | cexwrkg | Samwise210 | pics | 4 | yes | 2014-01-24 10:57:01 | /s <----- sarcasm? |
cexxcfv | Mom's spaghetti | 23 | cexvjit | Ashwasinacoma | funny | 10 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-24 11:12:01 | Make things out of clay? |
cexz6oo | yes | 31 | cexydgh | kentucky210 | SquaredCircle | 10 | yes | 2014-01-24 12:12:40 | AJ Lee or AJ Styles? |
cexz9pm | Yep. | 33 | cexxziw | NoFapLawyer | todayilearned | 21 | yep | 2014-01-24 12:15:29 | Did she keep her promise? |
cexzbmz | Yeah | 13 | cexz9pi | AtrumTalio | leagueoflegends | 3 | yeah | 2014-01-24 12:17:14 | Have you noticed every post of his starts with "Yeah"? It's mildly infuriating... |
cexzj42 | woosh | 9 | cexqzmw | postanalytical | girls | 1 | woosh | 2014-01-24 12:23:55 | It's from the musical Rent. They've made a lot of references to them doing a production of it while in college. :) |
cexzjwi | :( | 24 | cexzinr | steeljack | leagueoflegends | 12 | :( | 2014-01-24 12:24:37 | Graves has a dash and his w is one of the best area denial skills in the game. Jinx overall has the better kit (and her passive is just broken), but Graves still has pieces of his kit which are better. And looking at past champion releases, riot tends to release ADCs which are really, really strong at release. (graves, jinx, lucian, draven (that was a little after release I guess) reworked sivir) Quinn is something of an outlier, but we can just ignore her. |
cey0dou | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 192 | cexyux5 | [deleted] | funny | 111 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-24 12:51:59 | http://i.imgur.com/ZLsGn8o.gif |
cey18q3 | Not with that attitude | 17 | cey0xxq | thatsnotmylane | magicTCG | 3 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-24 13:21:09 | No, we cannot. |
cey2v6s | No. | 18 | cey2g2s | ruhig99 | starbound | 1 | no | 2014-01-24 14:16:48 | Do you forgive me? |
cey3lhf | You're welcome. | 9 | cey3le8 | PresidentObama___ | technology | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-24 14:42:51 | Thanks Obama |
cey4uiq | Yes | 8 | cey3kt3 | Smashfigs | MapPorn | 4 | yes | 2014-01-24 15:29:25 | so UKIP is anti immigrant? |
cey5c6a | Yes | 220 | cey5bl9 | yes_it_is_weird | IAmA | 97 | yes | 2014-01-24 15:48:17 | Is it weird that I used to mix up you and Spike Lee? |
cey5fcu | Yes. | 12 | cey1cbq | MadMax30000 | longboarding | 7 | yes | 2014-01-24 15:51:53 | Dumb question.... But in the 2012 Skatesgiving video, did the guys from Skatehouse really find a dead body? |
cey64kn | No. | 18 | cey5avk | Roll12sideddiebot | mildlyinteresting | 8 | no | 2014-01-24 16:19:10 | Roll a 12-sided die. |
cey7dj4 | Both. | 13 | cey5u72 | ndaprophet | thewalkingdead | 6 | both | 2014-01-24 17:09:24 | >read it |
cey7vts | No. | 8 | cey7uog | thetruthhurts34 | nba | 2 | no | 2014-01-24 17:31:17 | So will this game tarnish KD's 9 game 30pts+ streak? |
cey9uq5 | Both | 9 | cey9tmx | AnnArchist | OkCupid | 4 | both | 2014-01-24 18:59:09 | Is that a nope to kids or just kids being used as profile pics? |
ceya4ev | yeah | 92 | ceya14h | iWillSayWords | MMA | 38 | yeah | 2014-01-24 19:11:42 | Is it though? |
ceyadv5 | both | 8 | ceya3og | Fabien_Lamour | videos | 1 | both | 2014-01-24 19:24:07 | The band or the audience? |
ceyd5aa | Yes | 13 | ceyd4sm | thedanielmasterson | IAmA | 4 | yes | 2014-01-24 21:45:24 | My God, are you sure??? |
ceydo4e | ...Why? | 14 | cey8t8j | [deleted] | AskReddit | 3 | why | 2014-01-24 22:15:24 | I was hoping I would see this on here. I've seen it 4 times... |
ceydsfy | AND MY AXE. | 469 | ceyde6h | gorampardos | videos | 170 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-24 22:22:42 | and delicious too. |
ceydwxq | no | 10 | ceycu0h | YOUMUSTKNOW | WTF | 4 | no | 2014-01-24 22:30:44 | If only we had something else to compare to. Something we're all familiar with that also has a bright color so it pops out. |
ceyesdq | No | 19 | ceyed14 | trentblase | worldnews | 5 | no | 2014-01-24 23:33:25 | Is this a runup to a 'bank holiday' followed by collapse of the UK banking system and a run on the banks, which will pay 50 percent of holdings with a limit on future withdrawals? |
ceygc3w | Yes | 30 | ceyf87x | Tornie | AskReddit | 14 | yes | 2014-01-25 02:05:43 | Sooooo, whats up with dogecoin? Is it being looked at as a serious currency? Or is it looked at as a joke currency? |
ceygi7i | Nope | 17 | ceyfh81 | howling92 | battlefield_4 | 4 | nope | 2014-01-25 02:25:27 | They said that about levolution? |
ceygiyr | (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 16 | ceygdb8 | CreepierSmileBot | gifs | 9 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-01-25 02:28:03 | ಠ◡ಠ |
ceygznx | Yes. | 16 | ceygxrw | [deleted] | blackladies | 6 | yes | 2014-01-25 03:24:53 | I'm not a fan of Gabby. I just don't get the thread? Can you please help me understand? Was it the use of the word Tranny? |
ceyhqa4 | (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 19 | ceyhi0l | CreepierSmileBot | tf2 | 7 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-01-25 04:54:15 | ಠ◡ಠ |
ceyhxsq | You're welcome. | 58 | ceyhxje | PresidentObama___ | gaming | 36 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-25 05:15:23 | Thanks Obama. |
ceyi04h | No. | 112 | ceyhzam | throwawaynofive | movies | 51 | no | 2014-01-25 05:21:17 | Is it still cool to hate on Cloverfield? |
ceyiix8 | k | 8 | ceyiada | SlightlyStable | funny | 3 | k | 2014-01-25 06:06:43 | Pls respond. |
ceyipkv | You're welcome. | 12 | ceyip1b | PresidentObama___ | cringepics | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-25 06:20:43 | It's all part of the grand scheme to free up America's prisons. Thanks Obama. |
ceyk2lp | No. | 11 | ceyhv9o | stinkypenny | steelers | 5 | no | 2014-01-25 07:46:57 | But don't you wan't it to be real??????? |
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