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cewv233 | Darude- sandstorm | 14 | cewq6kh | 480q | videos | 7 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-23 07:29:44 | Song? |
ceuvbk4 | Yes. | 42 | ceuv73j | AfroJammin | funny | 21 | yes | 2014-01-20 21:47:41 | I never understood. Is that sub a giant circle jerk or serious? |
ceuzc1p | Not with that attitude. | 14 | ceuxc2t | epik | gentlemanboners | 5 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-21 02:53:25 | She is so gorgeous, sucks knowing i'l never get anyone as near as good looking as her |
ceuzcgi | No. | 14 | ceuz316 | DownvoterAccount | mildlyinteresting | 2 | no | 2014-01-21 02:54:43 | But couldn't that small difference have been made up by their ability to advertise 3x rather than 3ish actually 2.8? |
cev0500 | Yes | 329 | cev03p8 | [deleted] | funny | 187 | yes | 2014-01-21 04:16:57 | The yoga pants or my joke? |
cf1hc10 | And my axe! | 47 | cf1g1kt | PowerMadTitan | videos | 12 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-28 18:41:24 | AND MEAN |
cev3wye | Mom's spaghetti | 24 | cev263s | Dragonsreach | gamegrumps | 3 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-21 07:51:59 | I choose... Toad! |
cev4tsn | You're welcome! | 15 | cev458r | piwikiwi | europe | 8 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-21 08:28:12 | Constructive and elaborate. Thank you for your comment. |
cev67hd | thatsthejoke.jpg | 18 | cev5udc | ja734 | nottheonion | 2 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-21 09:19:12 | Double whammy. Zenimax (The parent company of Bethesda) did the same thing to Mojang when they announced their new game "Scrolls". They argued that it would "cause confusion" with the Elder Scrolls franchise. So you gotta rework that title pal. And fast. Edit: Well, here I was thinking i was the only person to remember that. Wha-whaaaa. |
cev85v3 | Yeah? | 8 | cev84y6 | Unidan | circlejerk | 5 | yeah | 2014-01-21 10:27:20 | /u/Unidan help! Edit: gold? for calling out unidan? Fuck I'm old. |
cev96wz | YES | 13 | cev91qw | RidiculousSideburns | malefashionadvice | 3 | yes | 2014-01-21 11:02:22 | Well it is used and once rewaxed. From a friend who doesn't wear it anymore... I assume i should keep it then? |
cevaff7 | No. | 9 | cevaash | dirkiejjj | leagueoflegends | 4 | no | 2014-01-21 11:44:33 | What are we fighting about? |
cevb3de | No. | 57 | cevaxsv | [deleted] | funny | 7 | no | 2014-01-21 12:06:48 | I'm relatively new to reddit, can someom explain the "moms spaghetti" joke? Edit: I know its from Lose Yourself, I didn't know if it was from a past thread. |
cevc13w | Yes. | 76 | cevbmle | RellenD | gaming | 40 | yes | 2014-01-21 12:38:09 | I've never played anything but Awakening, are the other titles worth playing now? |
cevcz85 | Yes. | 9 | cevcpzl | ltessius | whowouldwin | 3 | yes | 2014-01-21 13:09:43 | Could batman take down superman with prep time? |
cevddi9 | Yes? | 23 | cevd3v2 | holyevilcow | pics | 4 | yes | 2014-01-21 13:22:42 | Wow, Holy Cow |
cevdw3d | No | 482 | cevdqhw | Trololoumadbro | IAmA | 101 | no | 2014-01-21 13:39:02 | may i ask why? |
cevew3j | Yup. | 16 | ceveo0b | [deleted] | FiftyFifty | 5 | yup | 2014-01-21 14:11:46 | Wouldn't it have been easier and grammatically correct to put SFW? |
cevfewe | Mom's spaghetti | 202 | cevawkq | dmacbain | Eminem | 20 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-21 14:29:28 | What's that red stain on his shirt? |
cevg5bx | Yes. | 62 | cevg19g | AlmostButNotQuit | Showerthoughts | 31 | yes | 2014-01-21 14:53:42 | Wait, are we talking lottery ticket or airline ticket? |
cevg63g | exactly. | 77 | ceveviw | skanndelus | videos | 35 | exactly | 2014-01-21 14:54:25 | who is Kong? |
cevg7na | Yes. | 58 | cevfz93 | xiic | IAmA | 5 | yes | 2014-01-21 14:55:51 | Would Canada's social healthcare have covered such a surgery? |
cevgq7f | Yes. | 16 | cevghak | DigShin | gamegrumps | 10 | yes | 2014-01-21 15:13:52 | Hasn't he been dead for like 7 years? |
cevkwzh | No. | 42 | cevidrq | deadcelebrities | 4chan | 25 | no | 2014-01-21 17:43:37 | Saying exotic would've made her panties moist. |
cevhzgu | Yes. | 114 | cevhpzh | spbeeking | gaming | 63 | yes | 2014-01-21 15:58:14 | Optimus or Metroid? |
cevkd0n | Mom's spaghetti. | 51 | cevjveh | NavesRegge | Showerthoughts | 23 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-21 17:23:33 | And you only have a minute |
cevkfvc | thanks | 217 | cevek5k | Rudi89 | soccer | 55 | thanks | 2014-01-21 17:26:31 | rudi has to be given a lot of credit |
cevku9a | Darude - Sandstorm | 27 | cevir5h | ahaltingmachine | shittyreactiongifs | 1 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-21 17:40:50 | source? |
cevlk7r | Darude - Sandstorm | 78 | cevjl3o | Gravee | gifs | 36 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-21 18:06:40 | What video game is this? |
cevn32w | ಠ◡ಠ | 21 | cevn2b9 | CreepySmileBot | jailbreak | 13 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-21 19:01:04 | This is awesome! Thank you! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ You should put the whole sunglasses thing on there as well! (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ)ノ-■-■ (⌐■_■) |
cevof35 | (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 16 | cevjpvc | CreepierSmileBot | 4chan | 4 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-01-21 19:49:28 | ಠ◡ಠ |
cevos93 | Yes. | 16 | cevobvf | LithePanther | WTF | 4 | yes | 2014-01-21 20:03:21 | Would you eat bacon if it came from dogs and cats? |
cevp3ji | Mom's spaghetti | 40 | cevo19r | alanpugh | pics | 16 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-21 20:15:35 | Next time? There won't be no next time. |
cevpcq5 | Yes | 11 | cevp5kt | cb1127 | pokemonconspiracies | 3 | yes | 2014-01-21 20:25:51 | That doesn't make his name not Ethan. |
cevpj3m | That's what she said. | 8 | cevp4o1 | FappinSpree | nsfw_gifs | 5 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-01-21 20:32:59 | Imma have to request some sauce |
cevpkt6 | Yes. | 12 | cevp4eu | asmall_boys_trowsers | IAmA | 3 | yes | 2014-01-21 20:34:49 | is that a happy face or a sad face? |
cevpq5h | yep | 30 | cevppjr | squirrelsoup | funny | 10 | yep | 2014-01-21 20:40:49 | Did anyone respond before it was posted here? |
cevqzn3 | lol | 15 | cevqscw | Usoppe | leagueoflegends | 1 | lol | 2014-01-21 21:35:33 | never been good at formating lol on reddit lol |
cevsvbc | No. | 43 | cevsuw3 | Unidan | teenagers | 12 | no | 2014-01-21 23:22:14 | I wish i could become /u/unidan |
cevszdg | You're welcome. | 9 | cevsz02 | PresidentObama___ | pics | 5 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-21 23:30:22 | Guy says he chose fast food, then you rub it in that some other guy got 200 million instead. Thanks Obama. |
cevtyah | Yes. | 8 | cevt9nf | CrucialXP | nba | 2 | yes | 2014-01-22 00:54:12 | Am I the only one rooting for a Pacers/Blazers finals? |
cevu1jk | ok | 13 | cevniig | jaxthebox | cringepics | 4 | ok | 2014-01-22 01:03:14 | I had no idea that grandmothers were on facebook. |
cevv088 | Darude - Sandstorm | 230 | cevt6n7 | MesaTurtle | reactiongifs | 62 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-22 02:50:59 | A lot of people are saying "her", what's her name? |
cevuvvd | Darude - Sandstorm | 19 | cevspw8 | onefingerattack | ireland | 4 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-22 02:36:45 | What's this a reference to? |
cevw0g8 | Exactly. | 13 | cevvyr5 | gamacrit | funny | 5 | exactly | 2014-01-22 04:38:44 | Wait, really? I'd always heard of it as a carpentry thing. |
cevwmlr | Yes? | 401 | cevwc3o | Charlie24601 | AskReddit | 262 | yes | 2014-01-22 05:28:21 | Ah 24601 |
cevwml8 | mom's spaghetti | 14 | cevu9xf | faisalra | forhire | 3 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-22 05:28:19 | Pig Duck. |
cevxk6p | Yes. | 91 | cevx6bn | [deleted] | WTF | 45 | yes | 2014-01-22 06:24:27 | am I the only one that is slightly turned on by this?? |
cevxpmn | no | 11 | cevsbrt | in-sanity | cringepics | 5 | no | 2014-01-22 06:32:20 | she is kill |
cevxt1m | Yes. | 11 | cevxqug | mythenmetz | funny | 4 | yes | 2014-01-22 06:37:16 | should I have said "for fapping" instead? |
cevy5r3 | ಠ◡ಠ | 13 | cevy5nz | CreepySmileBot | sips | 2 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-22 06:54:18 | "our awaiting butts"... ಠ_ಠ |
cevyfav | You're welcome. | 9 | cevyeil | PresidentObama___ | gaming | 4 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-22 07:06:47 | I always do the name "Obama". So many characters say "THANKS OBAMA" |
cevz22a | Nope | 9 | cevyive | gnitsuj | baseball | 1 | nope | 2014-01-22 07:34:36 | Hey remember when everyone felt sorry for the yankees?! |
cew0g0m | Yes. | 142 | cevxsln | Wharnbat | leagueoflegends | 34 | yes | 2014-01-22 08:29:40 | Ad or ap more fun? |
cew0qjk | Thanks! | 13 | cevwrhs | daph2004 | worldnews | 7 | thanks | 2014-01-22 08:40:49 | Shoot is the wrong word to use in this sentence. You should say "shot" because it is past tense. I realize you most likely did not grow up learning English, I just want to help your English. That way you can get better. |
cew0s3b | woosh. | 10 | cew0dq7 | Commander034 | smashbros | 2 | woosh | 2014-01-22 08:42:24 | To be fair, the picture doesn't imply Link is the only character capable of recovering like this. |
cew0uw5 | Nope. | 9 | cevxti4 | Sangustan | dayz | 2 | nope | 2014-01-22 08:45:15 | I dunno, if you had managed to survive a zombie apocalypse (so far) and was in possession of perhaps *the* last tin of baked beans in existence, I think you too might masticate like there's no tomorrow... |
cew1424 | Yes. | 13 | cew135m | lolwatokay | SquaredCircle | 8 | yes | 2014-01-22 08:54:47 | Seriously, am I the only one who can't access Imgur ? |
cew228u | No. | 8 | cew1k3i | lsrwLuke | cringe | 2 | no | 2014-01-22 09:29:46 | I knew the girl was an actor but the couple was as well? |
cew165l | :( | 8 | cew0xbc | Nonprogressive | TumblrInAction | 5 | :( | 2014-01-22 08:57:02 | O_O |
cew29fb | You're welcome. | 12 | cew28ri | PresidentObama___ | battlefield_4 | 5 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-22 09:37:00 | Thanks Obama |
cew2v75 | yes | 8 | cew2sb8 | jilsander | rawdenim | 5 | yes | 2014-01-22 09:58:24 | Are you really Jil Sander? |
cew52ku | What. | 131 | cew4h0d | Unidan | WTF | 24 | what | 2014-01-22 11:14:32 | /u/Unidan ? |
cew72bm | Yes | 11 | cew559a | DAMAN16 | leagueoflegends | 6 | yes | 2014-01-22 12:21:59 | Would you rather stand watching the timer? |
cew7o3u | yes | 39 | cew7k1g | RexMic | sandiego | 13 | yes | 2014-01-22 12:42:22 | Are you making fun of the cl post or advertising it? |
cew7w6o | YOU'RE WELCOME | 22 | cew7pjw | MadRedMC | Naruto | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-22 12:49:49 | I did, just in one night. Probably going to reread it due to that. |
cew8a74 | Yep! | 15 | cew7q61 | Short_Bus_ | jailbreak | 3 | yep | 2014-01-22 13:02:26 | Is spotify any better than pandora or iTunes Radio? Just curious |
cewavwy | Not with that attitude. | 234 | cewatbp | Angry_koala | funny | 93 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-22 14:23:52 | Sorry to break it to you 4, but it won't be quite as fun with all guys. |
cewc99e | Yes. | 12 | cew9ip0 | Robeleader | funny | 5 | yes | 2014-01-22 15:08:33 | I kept turning up the volume on my speaker wondering what I was doing wrong... Not sure if I should be mad a the .gif or myself... |
cewdg4i | Whoosh! | 11 | cewcybw | Steve00 | melbourne | 1 | whoosh | 2014-01-22 15:51:00 | The United States :) |
cewdiyx | Yes. | 18 | cewdf3k | Kozij | melbourne | 9 | yes | 2014-01-22 15:53:54 | Were you actually card counting? |
cewes2a | Whoosh | 10 | cewepd1 | crawlingkingsnake6 | batman | 5 | whoosh | 2014-01-22 16:39:40 | forking iceholes |
cewfc5t | lol | 508 | cewf3f7 | area_grey | pics | 294 | lol | 2014-01-22 17:00:02 | Is he protected by religious freedom in Ukraine? |
cewfft0 | NO | 8 | cewffd8 | WeWillFallTogether | hockey | 5 | no | 2014-01-22 17:03:50 | GIMMIE AN A!!!!! |
cewgy5u | Yes. | 8 | cewgxdj | derp_der_derp | AskReddit | 5 | yes | 2014-01-22 17:58:14 | Clumb or dumbsy? |
cewhnzx | And my axe | 18 | cewblyr | Japock | explainlikeimfive | 4 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-22 18:23:33 | And Vaseline and food coloring |
cewht4k | Why? | 22 | cewg2y6 | DatNiggaDaz | AskReddit | 1 | why | 2014-01-22 18:28:31 | I'm a 20-year-old white male and I fucking love Tyler Perry. |
cewi1vu | thatsthejoke.jpg | 9 | cewhmny | tylerbrainerd | MechanicalKeyboards | 1 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-22 18:36:58 | Ripster posting on GeekWhack? I wouldn't count on that one. |
cewi30y | AND MY AXE! | 8 | cewcju5 | battle777 | OnePiece | 5 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-22 18:38:03 | And ice skates. |
cewjrcn | k | 16 | cewj81p | Phycoz | AskReddit | 7 | k | 2014-01-22 19:36:59 | Initially, sea-farers followed the map as if the world were planar, staying close to the shore, tracing the coastline on the given perspective. Gradually, the brave souls that ventured beyond the supposed boundaries proved there was not death beyond the horizon. Venturers poked further and further into the unknown, their only gauge of where they were the angle at which the sun rose. In one of the last expeditions, merely hours before instructing the crew to turn around, the captain hears a cry. 'SHIP! FROM THE WEST!!!' The deck crawls with scurvy-ridden sailors like an agitated fire ant nest. Cannons rolled into place, boarding planks were unfastened, pistols and sabers belted to chest and waist. 'HOLD FIRE MEN. THEY MAY NOT BE ENEMIES.' 'SIR, THEY CAME FROM THE WEST. THEY'RE FROM BEYOND THE VOID!!!' 'ENOUGH OF ALL YOUR FOOLISHNESS! SHEATHE YOUR WEAPONS!' Arms were reluctantly sheathed and holstered, but none were clasped shut. Every man on board was on a razor's edge, energy emanating from every body. The ship drew nearer, pulsing from steam engines. 'See? It's just the Chinese. We buy our gunpowder from them. They have some fancy machines, I bet they could get us to safety.' 'The Chinese only gave us gunpowder because we conquered the Middle Ice and threatened to burn the oil fields to the ground if they did not. I don't think they'd think twice about leaving us.' Suddenly, there is a demonic SCREAM. A ball of fire leaps from the deck of the Chinese ship's deck. The small ship is torn to shreds, thrown into the water and burned. The Chinese captain watches through his cracked binoculars, struggling to make out what is unfolding. 'Why did you drop these? These are important, idiot!' 'I'm sorry sir. At least we saw the other ship coming from the east. Imagine what ferocious beasts could have been on there! Anything from the east of the void has got to be monstrous.' Sadly, humanity had little time to revel in the discovery of the globe. The attack on the Americans sparked a war between the two countries, America overwhelming what remained of the Asians even as they shut down the safety restraints on the thermal reactors, burning the last scraps of the remaining Americans in a super massive explosion. |
cewkenv | No. | 8 | cewiys5 | dpblair1984 | todayilearned | 1 | no | 2014-01-22 19:59:43 | Jesus, has any decision this guy made ever NOT been motivated by merchandising? |
cewlerf | Thanks | 16 | cewji42 | alchemy_8811 | WTF | 7 | thanks | 2014-01-22 20:37:19 | Here, I'll allow you to continue to be too lazy to put the URL into google translate. All you have to do is click [this link.](http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=pt&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.correio24horas.com.br%2Fdetalhe%2Fnoticia%2Fcarro-atropela-crianca-e-avo-e-menino-sai-ileso-de-acidente-em-goias%2F%3FcHash%3Df7919a1368c322c0c2d5d1485b3be60c) Also, FYI, Chrome does translations automatically. |
cewnwlv | Thanks | 21 | cewnuws | IamSkudd | funny | 12 | thanks | 2014-01-22 22:29:47 | Mario Kart |
cewo0kr | Mom's spaghetti | 107 | cewnvig | HitlerInABunnySuit | AskReddit | 38 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-22 22:35:48 | Get your game on. |
cewozjn | EXACTLY | 10 | cewm6oi | ANGRY_FUCKIN_NIGGA | todayilearned | 2 | exactly | 2014-01-22 23:37:03 | Needs to be ALL CAPS FOR PEOPLE TO NOTICE IT |
cewpecc | ಠ◡ಠ | 20 | cewpdpt | CreepySmileBot | teenagers | 12 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-23 00:08:37 | ಠ_ಠ |
cewqjyc | lol | 8 | cewqj31 | stefanbl1 | DebateAnarchism | 1 | lol | 2014-01-23 02:02:09 | MRAs and feminists are all assholes. You guys should get together maybe. |
cewr6ot | thatsthejoke.jpg | 9 | cewr2vr | TheHeartOfBattle | DotA2 | 1 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-23 03:14:10 | Close to that is Oracle's False Promise: http://www.playdota.com/heroes/oracle. You just spam Purifying Flames after Fate's Edict and they take no damage. |
cewru6i | yes | 105 | cewrpz8 | annoying_yes_bot | gifs | 26 | yes | 2014-01-23 04:21:36 | Are you just going around reddit correcting people on wether what's posted is Sailors or Soldiers? |
cews064 | Yes. | 14 | cewr3ud | motherofkatana | horror | 6 | yes | 2014-01-23 04:36:22 | Okay guys I'll ask. Care to let us non educated newbies in on what movie it's from? EDIT: so it's from the movie Christine. Worth a watch? |
cews442 | Exactly. | 168 | cewr0xm | MadHatter69 | videos | 111 | exactly | 2014-01-23 04:45:34 | Who? |
cewsu22 | Yes | 10 | cewssif | [deleted] | reddevils | 3 | yes | 2014-01-23 05:37:54 | Which *that*? ;D |
cewtwc2 | Exactly. | 11 | cewljvy | splattypus | circlebroke | 4 | exactly | 2014-01-23 06:36:13 | uhhh |
cewx54a | thatsthejoke.jpg | 14 | cewwniu | Kythios | TheLastAirbender | 2 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-23 08:49:13 | She is dead in LoK unless I missed something? |
cewx89y | No | 9 | cewwkon | redsparowe | soccer | 1 | no | 2014-01-23 08:52:19 | Does this mean we can have Nigel De Jong? |
cewxco2 | Not with that attitude. | 10 | cewxbku | johnnyhavok2 | news | 3 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-23 08:56:41 | Sorry to disappoint, but you can't have a baby with porn. |
cf1hfjx | No. | 16 | cf1grln | Jtop79 | videos | 4 | no | 2014-01-28 18:44:57 | WERE THE FIRST 79 JTOPS TAKEN? |
cewxf6p | Yes | 16 | cewxbt3 | Meta1425 | cringepics | 1 | yes | 2014-01-23 08:59:10 | It's an iPod. Do they even have iMessage on an iPod? |
cewxvs0 | You're welcome. | 87 | cewxvlx | PresidentObama___ | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 50 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-23 09:15:46 | I summon thee OBAMA WITH THY WORDS: Thanks Obama |
cewylz3 | Darude - Sandstorm | 43 | cewygtg | Theopeo1 | DotA2 | 2 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-23 09:41:09 | Anyone know what the name of the song playing at that moment? Also, lol. |
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