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cenle9o | Yes. | 26 | cenkyb5 | Thats_absrd | TopGear | 6 | yes | 2014-01-12 01:49:57 | Was the river really flowing that quickly or is May just terrible at physical activity? |
cenn8fc | Yes. | 14 | cenn2cq | neverseenme | WTF | 9 | yes | 2014-01-12 05:29:15 | The girl or the nut? |
cenq1c9 | Both. | 9 | cenpi9l | gefinley | subaru | 1 | both | 2014-01-12 08:44:46 | A girl or a car? |
cenuy48 | Yes | 190 | cenuuyd | codeTom | funny | 47 | yes | 2014-01-12 11:58:34 | Yes. I saw it on Facebook and wanted to share. Is that.. bad? |
ceo7i4f | Whoosh. | 10 | ceo6ejx | xPosition | AskReddit | 3 | whoosh | 2014-01-12 20:03:47 | Well, I know dogs do. Or at least wolves do. Which is why dogs eat their shit |
ceokf41 | AND MY AXE! | 15 | ceokatw | jakebot96 | AskReddit | 4 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-13 09:51:18 | AND THIS ONE |
ceopned | Yes | 18 | ceopii7 | tokebroseph | trees | 2 | yes | 2014-01-13 13:02:44 | Do you call him Mr. T because his last name starts with T or because he's a black guy? |
ceosl40 | yes | 51 | ceoskkn | annoying_yes_bot | gifs | 28 | yes | 2014-01-13 14:46:13 | Did I miss a reference or does this mean there are multiple lycanthrope fiddlers in New Orleans? |
cep7rli | MOM'S SPAGHETTI | 67 | cep3u5l | -Best_Name_Ever- | AskReddit | 41 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-14 03:52:25 | ITS THE FINAL ________ |
cepdxqs | Yes. | 54 | cepdwsv | drbhrb | funny | 32 | yes | 2014-01-14 09:22:41 | Is it better than the commercials make it look? |
cepfikz | No | 26 | cepfgx3 | Lj27 | funny | 15 | no | 2014-01-14 10:19:01 | LADIES |
cephvn1 | Whoosh. | 12 | cepdkc2 | Yes_Im_Stalking_You | INTP | 1 | whoosh | 2014-01-14 11:41:22 | Us apparently |
cepjwgs | Yes | 21 | cepjbyk | Shaddo | pcmasterrace | 12 | yes | 2014-01-14 12:50:15 | If you paint a computer circuit, is it art or science ? |
cepk23u | You're welcome. | 73 | cepk1mr | PresidentObama___ | nba | 42 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-14 12:55:29 | [Stealing Brian Grant's number](http://thesportsmindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/728370_display_image.jpg) Thanks Obama... |
cepmqmg | Lol | 8 | ceplk58 | READS_THINGS_LITERAL | AskReddit | 1 | lol | 2014-01-14 14:25:45 | Hahah omg you're right. |
cepr54m | No | 31 | cepqvh9 | okmkz | gifs | 19 | no | 2014-01-14 17:03:09 | Ok, dumb question but, can i have a Penguin as a pet? |
ceq3jbd | k | 8 | ceq1fwu | C3544G | circlejerk | 3 | k | 2014-01-15 05:15:07 | k |
ceqex44 | Yes | 10 | ceqd6zp | juveale | soccer | 4 | yes | 2014-01-15 12:43:10 | Has Kaka really been that good since rejoining Milan? |
ceqqndm | thanks | 8 | ceqqg54 | rudyhuyn | windowsphone | 2 | thanks | 2014-01-15 19:26:51 | It's him everybody!! Love your work man |
cer09au | Both | 10 | ceqzjo2 | pchiodo | WTF | 2 | both | 2014-01-16 05:55:11 | Soooo. Do you suck it or lick it ? |
cer3cgb | no | 12 | cer38kn | Jasonoro | Minecraft | 5 | no | 2014-01-16 08:19:37 | Is it on by default? |
cer8k9s | You're welcome. | 94 | cer8jt5 | PresidentObama___ | books | 51 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-16 11:25:49 | THANKS OBAMA! |
cer8vyx | yep | 17 | cer8rb3 | robin5670 | Minecraft | 11 | yep | 2014-01-16 11:36:49 | So I'm a little confused, does this mean we can add another layer like the hat to the body? |
cfes7iy | No. | 309 | cfeq1p5 | crob3 | IAmA | 165 | no | 2014-02-13 16:31:57 | Wait, really? |
cerg783 | wat | 32 | cerfs7y | [deleted] | teenagers | 9 | wat | 2014-01-16 15:42:59 | Nah, like a third hole or something. |
cerifxb | Yes | 15 | cerhpar | ExternalTangents | CFB | 4 | yes | 2014-01-16 17:06:40 | Not really. Think of it this way: is it just as sweet and thoughtful if Little Billy "buys" Mommy a CD for Christmas using Daddy's money, instead of saving up his own allowance money to buy it himself? |
cerl400 | no | 14 | cerl283 | [deleted] | Civcraft | 6 | no | 2014-01-16 18:48:29 | Wow, great post! You should shitpost less often! |
cerlmrt | yes | 14 | cerke4o | cyricmccallen | reactiongifs | 5 | yes | 2014-01-16 19:08:28 | Wasn't the girl in this GIF faking it? |
cersbx5 | yes | 9 | cerrh5f | odellusv2 | funny | 5 | yes | 2014-01-17 00:56:42 | Doesn't she get in some stripper outfit near the end of that episode where they're exposed as a bunch of fucks? Can't remember. |
ces159s | Exactly. | 19 | ceryzpd | InATeaDaze | AskReddit | 10 | exactly | 2014-01-17 09:46:25 | but the channel is rather nasty. |
ces2vkj | yes | 11 | ces2u76 | annoying_yes_bot | gifs | 3 | yes | 2014-01-17 10:48:12 | Serious question, is this fighting or playing? |
cesa429 | Yes | 12 | cesa16z | BleakGod | funny | 6 | yes | 2014-01-17 15:10:45 | Is that show still on? |
cesgql7 | yes | 12 | cesgn9a | dekuNukem | pokemon | 7 | yes | 2014-01-17 19:58:31 | Is it still going on? |
cesil9u | You're welcome. | 11 | cesil1k | PresidentObama___ | ImGoingToHellForThis | 5 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-17 21:33:59 | I came here to see 9/11 jokes and you give me this shit? Thanks, obama |
cesube4 | Woosh | 39 | cessel3 | Ziggie1o1 | mylittlepony | 4 | woosh | 2014-01-18 11:25:29 | Wait.. a mare? Do you mean a stallion? otherwise I missed that... |
cet9nxf | Yes | 328 | cet9nkr | yes_it_is_weird | trees | 157 | yes | 2014-01-18 23:26:51 | Is it weird that I want to stick my dick in there? |
cet9zez | And my axe. | 25 | cet8ppn | RLLRRR | halo | 2 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-18 23:49:45 | And Halo: CE, Halo 2, Halo 3: ODST and Halo 3. |
cetq0s9 | Yep. | 8 | cetpyda | lyinsteve | jailbreak | 5 | yep | 2014-01-19 14:57:40 | So you're saying that any tweak designed to kill all apps running in the background is actually detrimental? |
cetu5o1 | No. | 45 | cetu09b | [deleted] | DotA2 | 1 | no | 2014-01-19 17:33:42 | Wait, is this a thing? |
cetyb4c | Yes. | 81 | cety9ap | Moose11 | hockey | 40 | yes | 2014-01-19 20:27:28 | Which...minors or turnovers? |
ceu23st | Yes. | 16 | ceu1d2a | Aralevara | funny | 4 | yes | 2014-01-19 23:27:43 | Why would you feel bad for her inbox? Is that really all it takes is a female who's not super ugly or super fat to get that many PMs..? |
ceu7tdr | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 30 | ceu7ngf | Tegyukfel | gifs | 19 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-20 07:13:35 | http://i.imgur.com/zten5Ys.gif |
ceuij0p | :( | 10 | ceucvgw | ImperialWrath | nfl | 6 | :( | 2014-01-20 13:48:54 | 2002 is hilarious |
ceup2d1 | k | 13 | ceunyue | EnderGolem | Fallout | 4 | k | 2014-01-20 17:50:00 | I think I'm gonna go outside for a while. |
ceupgqb | Yes! | 9 | ceup6jw | Unidan | AskReddit | 2 | yes | 2014-01-20 18:04:19 | Woah thanks unidan! Anything about animals you don't know? |
ceuwv9l | Yes. | 24 | ceuwc2n | whiterungaurd | 4chan | 8 | yes | 2014-01-20 23:10:27 | Am I the only one that can hold my shit in for over 3 weeks before I have problems? |
ceuzldy | No. | 24 | ceuxcnx | corbett656 | nfl | 7 | no | 2014-01-21 03:22:12 | ⊂((・▽・))⊃ |
cev01g8 | ಠ◡ಠ | 10 | cev00v0 | CreepySmileBot | Romania | 5 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-21 04:07:39 | > aceștia l-au lovit cu răngi și bâte ಠ_ಠ |
cev7k0h | No. | 272 | cev7ia7 | Unidan | funny | 54 | no | 2014-01-21 10:06:15 | Is there a reasoning behind that at least tangentially related to biology, /u/Unidan? |
cevai7h | No | 8 | cev9r2v | Vjeszczi | funny | 3 | no | 2014-01-21 11:47:08 | Married people sext? |
ceviec6 | Yes | 38 | cevidu1 | yes_it_is_weird | CoDCompetitive | 13 | yes | 2014-01-21 16:12:40 | Is it weird that Curse Youth are technically sponsored by Nissan? |
cevnxl7 | Yes | 8 | cevnlz0 | bam9545 | malefashionadvice | 2 | yes | 2014-01-21 19:31:39 | Is it ok to wear a flannel shirt with cords? |
cevvqss | Yes? | 19 | cevtcex | coarsesand | ProgrammerHumor | 2 | yes | 2014-01-22 04:13:21 | Because fuck PHP right? |
cewbit3 | Yup. | 1,726 | cewbi4m | Unidan | videos | 1,020 | yup | 2014-01-22 14:43:39 | He's our local biologist. He's reddit famous and has been quoted via reddit in many online papers and publications. He seems like a genuinely good guy, but I am betting he's really an evil villain and in it for the long con. Am I right, /u/Unidan? |
cewq828 | No. | 35 | cewq2xi | OverlordXenu | funny | 10 | no | 2014-01-23 01:26:28 | Hmm, would that actually work? |
cewrtet | thanks | 48 | cewrsc2 | raiseurdonger | pics | 30 | thanks | 2014-01-23 04:19:41 | Excuse me if I am incorrect, but I believe that you intended to reference **/r/earthporn**. |
cewsmnd | No | 96 | cewsbfg | annoying_no_human | gifs | 14 | no | 2014-01-23 05:24:22 | Did you make this account just to say yes to people? |
cewvdwc | Yep. | 9 | cewt1cb | fletch44 | australia | 2 | yep | 2014-01-23 07:43:13 | Do you actually view people who listen to commercial radio as inferior? |
cexa12q | No. | 19 | cex9wq0 | cqm | dogecoin | 7 | no | 2014-01-23 16:08:48 | Is that even possible? |
cexc79w | Ok | 13 | cexc5up | seedarf | nba | 6 | ok | 2014-01-23 17:27:56 | let's talk when he turns down 3 years 24M |
cexgh3a | yes | 20 | cexfzvt | BigBadgooz | WTF | 2 | yes | 2014-01-23 20:07:11 | You think? |
cexiyzc | :( | 8 | cexiq61 | OnlyHalfRacist | CFB | 4 | :( | 2014-01-23 21:55:28 | The entire SEC. But also Notre Dame, USC, Texas, and TCU. |
cexqj1n | :( | 8 | cexqeq8 | moose_testes | CFB | 5 | :( | 2014-01-24 07:18:28 | :( |
cexsavs | Yes | 17 | cexsah8 | yes_it_is_weird | starbound | 10 | yes | 2014-01-24 08:25:32 | Is it weird that I have *so much* sympathy for NPCs? I accidentally killed a random Floran merchant once when a monster got too close. I felt terrible about it :P |
cey47xk | No. | 8 | cexzd7f | brson | rust | 5 | no | 2014-01-24 15:05:27 | Does rust actually promise that freeing `~`-boxes happens by calling libc `free()`? |
cey5laq | Yes | 55 | cey5ku7 | yes_it_is_weird | leagueoflegends | 26 | yes | 2014-01-24 15:58:13 | Is it weird that I kind of want to know this... I mean I'm assuming the bathroom is a good place. |
ceyd9g6 | Yes | 51 | ceyd99u | yes_it_is_weird | videos | 19 | yes | 2014-01-24 21:51:46 | Is it weird that I'm just wondering what it smells like? |
ceyexiz | Yes | 18 | ceyed14 | [deleted] | worldnews | 5 | yes | 2014-01-24 23:45:35 | Is this a runup to a 'bank holiday' followed by collapse of the UK banking system and a run on the banks, which will pay 50 percent of holdings with a limit on future withdrawals? |
ceyf4zg | Nope. | 16 | cey9vgz | wil | boardgames | 7 | nope | 2014-01-25 00:03:07 | Because we're all obligated to try to figure it out, I'm going to guess Day 9/Sean Plott |
ceyhd8v | No. | 9 | ceybo51 | P-01S | manga | 1 | no | 2014-01-25 04:12:44 | Ayumi looks like she is getting annoyed not being able to know what is on that letter. Anybody else feel like she might switch sides for a bit, then Keima will win her back over. |
ceyly54 | no | 26 | ceyl1ef | Jventure | videos | 11 | no | 2014-01-25 09:20:11 | /r/ContagiousLaughter everyone! JOIN US NOW! |
ceypk0e | Why? | 20 | ceynfog | Hunterkiller00 | leagueoflegends | 12 | why | 2014-01-25 11:55:56 | Fuck I bet £40 on XDG to win vs Dig :/ |
ceyq2xn | Yes. | 123 | ceypggt | Xlariton | Minecraft | 64 | yes | 2014-01-25 12:19:00 | Was that rendering really necessary? |
ceyrrnx | yup | 13 | ceymlo8 | Nichenry | 4chan | 8 | yup | 2014-01-25 13:31:25 | Yup |
ceyu8qx | :( | 25 | ceyu8cl | [deleted] | AskReddit | 9 | :( | 2014-01-25 15:17:10 | Your reply is invalid. Not in emoticon form. |
ceyvaw3 | Yes | 14 | ceyvalg | AaronC14 | polandball | 8 | yes | 2014-01-25 16:03:00 | First image is then.... Franco-Prussian War? |
ceyvyj3 | Yes | 54 | ceyvucy | Mentalseppuku | videos | 21 | yes | 2014-01-25 16:30:03 | Does that really count as an assist in hockey? |
cezju37 | No. | 41 | cezjmop | ILike_Lamps | 4chan | 14 | no | 2014-01-26 14:21:20 | Didn't read b/c of possible spoilers. Are there spoilers? |
cezvf1s | Nope. | 13 | cezuo9k | yourmom2000 | LifeProTips | 4 | nope | 2014-01-26 21:54:37 | I feel like its a bit small, so may fall through some cracks in the mail processing machines/boxes. |
cezvqia | Yep | 9 | cezvn55 | PanicOnFunkotron | SquaredCircle | 4 | yep | 2014-01-26 22:11:39 | So, I gather Rey was #30 and people were expecting Bryan? |
cezyo22 | yes | 9 | cezxh02 | kitcatkittycat | HIMYM | 5 | yes | 2014-01-27 01:57:36 | Wait, did this really happen? |
cezzkm2 | Yes. | 8 | cezxt0v | An-amish-cloud | WTF | 5 | yes | 2014-01-27 03:44:37 | Is that what they used in Breaking bad to break into that one place? |
cf00t7j | lol | 12 | cf00gby | [deleted] | AmISexy | 7 | lol | 2014-01-27 05:36:35 | Then say that instead of LOL. |
cf0c502 | Lol | 89 | cf0ad91 | neekz0r | bjj | 25 | lol | 2014-01-27 13:09:53 | This sub is good at a lot of things. It's one of the worst I know of as far as using the downvote button. I see people downvote direct, helpful answers to questions and things they don't agree with all the time. But then someone with purple belt flair types "lol" in response to a joke? upvotes. |
cf0gk0k | lol | 15 | cf0ggcq | ADELE4LIFE | funny | 9 | lol | 2014-01-27 15:39:33 | Is it good? |
cf0ovvv | :( | 24 | cf0ouk4 | Unidan | AskReddit | 8 | :( | 2014-01-27 20:35:19 | buy a lifetime's supply for /u/unidan some men want to watch the world burn |
cf0pv34 | no | 23 | cf0o6el | DSC_ | dayz | 11 | no | 2014-01-27 21:16:19 | Wouldnt you? |
cf0r2b3 | Why? | 15 | cf0r0rb | Red_Tannins | HumanPorn | 3 | why | 2014-01-27 22:13:46 | In Australia, Blue or Bluey is a name for a redhead. Don't ask why. |
cf0t43a | no. | 16 | cf0sv93 | ipVolatile | gifs | 8 | no | 2014-01-28 00:36:51 | Plot twist: The woodpecker was bringing baby snakes back to the nest to eat. And mama snake decided enough was enough. |
cf0tt4x | Yes | 14 | cf0tgi5 | MECHENGR | bruisedladyparts | 8 | yes | 2014-01-28 01:46:42 | Is this like a fetish sub, a joke sub, or a wtf sub? |
cf19jx9 | ಠ◡ಠ | 46 | cf19b4i | GreatWhite000 | AskReddit | 24 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-28 14:02:53 | ಠ_ಠ |
cf1avda | Yes. | 8 | cf1artj | unicorninabottle | AskReddit | 2 | yes | 2014-01-28 14:46:58 | Handsome or handsy? |
cf1c2jw | What? | 11 | cf1916n | zehamberglar | AskReddit | 4 | what | 2014-01-28 15:29:51 | People who idle their cars outside of schools in warm weather |
cf1ihth | Whoosh. | 47 | cf1i7f1 | [deleted] | AskReddit | 8 | whoosh | 2014-01-28 19:22:44 | ...........? |
cf1k20k | Yup. | 8 | cf1jzux | Wallzo | whowouldwin | 1 | yup | 2014-01-28 20:21:36 | You really think so? |
cf1k7qv | No | 82 | cf1hlkp | crazygoattoe | Minecraft | 47 | no | 2014-01-28 20:27:42 | Am I the only one who does both? |
cf1kerh | yes | 45 | cf1k7hm | RichardWharfinger | starcraft | 29 | yes | 2014-01-28 20:35:15 | Can you get them to change IEM Sao Paulo and Asus ROG to more convenient times for me? I live in Texas and will be waking up around 11:30 am for the next week. Thanks. P.S. Also, please make sure all the Terran matches are staggered so I can see my Terran players of choice rise to Terran glory. |
cf1r7bj | Yes. | 12 | cf1qs3x | bravoavocado | skeptic | 3 | yes | 2014-01-29 05:00:19 | Is that subreddit for real or an elaborate parody? |
cf1sdic | wat | 8 | cf1s3xq | ilikeeatingbrains | Unexpected | 5 | wat | 2014-01-29 06:18:58 | I think we broke it guys :( |
cf1zjtv | no | 11 | cf1ucgx | jeepsterjk | carporn | 3 | no | 2014-01-29 10:57:13 | Custom though, right? |
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