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cf20gks
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Yes.
| 21 |
cf1zyep
|
Hank_Azaria
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IAmA
| 7 |
yes
|
2014-01-29 11:26:55
|
Worst episode ever?
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cf20s7f
|
Yes
| 9 |
cf20r34
|
DogeDonator
|
dogecoin
| 2 |
yes
|
2014-01-29 11:37:02
|
are you a bot? 0_o
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cf21ml4
|
NO
| 16 |
cf206dz
|
GoHawks12
|
nfl
| 5 |
no
|
2014-01-29 12:03:52
|
Bennett gone? Pls?
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cf21n21
|
OK
| 17 |
cf20bqk
|
TDAM
|
funny
| 11 |
ok
|
2014-01-29 12:04:18
|
EDITED
|
cf25jy8
|
Yes.
| 13 |
cf25il8
|
kekerae
|
xxfitness
| 7 |
yes
|
2014-01-29 14:07:58
|
Really a bar is 45lbs? The bar that rests on the squat rack at most gyms is 45lbs?
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cf28g3z
|
All of them.
| 354 |
cf28c9k
|
[deleted]
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hiphopheads
| 105 |
allofthem
|
2014-01-29 15:47:53
|
Diddy
|
cf2gkzj
|
.... What?
| 8 |
cf2em4j
|
MikeBrost
|
MMA
| 1 |
what
|
2014-01-29 20:48:02
|
To be honest I'd be more interested in seeing Aldo fight benson. That's just my opinion
|
cf2k383
|
wat
| 8 |
cf2k12n
|
rreyv
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Cricket
| 5 |
wat
|
2014-01-29 23:37:27
|
Let, Test rank 1 = 10 Test rank 2 = 9 . . Test rank 10 = 1 And so on, Big 3 = India + Australia + England = 9 + 8 + 7 = 24 Opposition 3 = South Africa + Pakistan + Sri Lanka = 10 + 6 + 5 = 21 Since, time and again it has been proved that England's Test rank is inflated, hence we ignore England. Opposition 3 = 24 > Big 3 = 17 Hence, **WE WON!!!** Fuck U all.
|
cf2qa15
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yes
| 13 |
cf2q9iy
|
EditingAndLayout
|
EditingAndLayout
| 3 |
yes
|
2014-01-30 07:31:27
|
Is there an echo in here?
|
cf375ic
|
Woosh
| 64 |
cf36zxc
|
OMGBLACKPOWER
|
pics
| 3 |
woosh
|
2014-01-30 17:05:08
|
It's upside down.
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cf377wj
|
Yes.
| 24 |
cf37053
|
Clockwork18
|
trees
| 9 |
yes
|
2014-01-30 17:07:36
|
Is marijuana allergy an actual thing?
|
cf3e588
|
Yes
| 32 |
cf3dxzo
|
FEMINAZISCUM
|
todayilearned
| 14 |
yes
|
2014-01-30 21:37:42
|
為什麼這是一個東西嗎？就像為什麼會有人誰曾知道，踢水桶呢？這不正是你想做些廣告。
|
cf3i6zt
|
Yes.
| 8 |
cf3hho4
|
Darth_Waiter
|
dubai
| 3 |
yes
|
2014-01-31 02:46:59
|
How tipsy/Drunk were you when you wrote this?
|
cf3if5z
|
No!
| 20 |
cf3hu5d
|
IceVest
|
soccer
| 10 |
no
|
2014-01-31 03:12:52
|
Not two broken arms?
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cf3mx6k
|
Yup
| 8 |
cf3mlgl
|
bovineblitz
|
Homebrewing
| 3 |
yup
|
2014-01-31 07:54:44
|
I hear these things are good... but are they really $74 good?
|
cf3tcst
|
Yes.
| 11 |
cf3tawr
|
LetterSwapper
|
pics
| 6 |
yes
|
2014-01-31 11:47:00
|
Pack the room with extra students, or students would normally not show up for class but for her they would?
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cf3zvbz
|
k
| 11 |
cf3zd4w
|
VisualizeWhirledPeas
|
aww
| 2 |
k
|
2014-01-31 15:40:16
|
Don't nock it till you try it.
|
ceuypv0
|
Yes
| 78 |
ceuyds2
|
Dyrus
|
leagueoflegends
| 36 |
yes
|
2014-01-21 01:45:37
|
Appropriate time for "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole"?
|
cev4og5
|
Mom's spaghetti
| 27 |
cev1hij
|
TheMstar55
|
AskReddit
| 9 |
mom'sspaghetti
|
2014-01-21 08:22:34
|
and i'd like to take a minute
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cevgz2p
|
thatsthejoke.jpg
| 12 |
cevgiaw
|
bbbbbubble
|
Bitcoin
| 4 |
thatsthejokejpg
|
2014-01-21 15:22:32
|
Why disturbing? Polar bears live in the Arctic, not the Antarctic
|
cevw3d1
|
Yeah.
| 17 |
cevvyih
|
tlothei
|
reactiongifs
| 9 |
yeah
|
2014-01-22 04:45:41
|
So im just supposed to stand there awkwardly for a minute or 2 and not say anything?
|
cevxlvz
|
Yes
| 87 |
cevx39u
|
[deleted]
|
IAmA
| 38 |
yes
|
2014-01-22 06:26:58
|
Do you think Everest could be a good video game?
|
cevyfl8
|
No.
| 20 |
cevyaot
|
Murreey
|
videos
| 4 |
no
|
2014-01-22 07:07:10
|
Dumb question maybe: but was he really the former CEO?
|
cew5ax2
|
Nope.
| 15 |
cew5aat
|
Mogwoggle
|
Fitness
| 6 |
nope
|
2014-01-22 11:22:18
|
you should change your middle name to math because i see you love to deal in absolutes. good day sir.
|
cewn79h
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 8 |
cewn6re
|
CreepySmileBot
|
dayz
| 2 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-22 21:53:49
|
ಠ_ಠ
|
cewqlie
|
No
| 10 |
cewqhz3
|
[deleted]
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bestof
| 2 |
no
|
2014-01-23 02:07:01
|
Are those words pronounced similarly in America?
|
cews0h7
|
NO!
| 205 |
cewrz1o
|
Luuklilo
|
leagueoflegends
| 29 |
no
|
2014-01-23 04:37:06
|
oh wait im allowed to do that?
|
cews0ug
|
NO
| 87 |
cewrz1o
|
AncalagonTB
|
leagueoflegends
| 29 |
no
|
2014-01-23 04:37:54
|
oh wait im allowed to do that?
|
cews10y
|
NO.
| 75 |
cewrz1o
|
BratwurstZ
|
leagueoflegends
| 29 |
no
|
2014-01-23 04:38:22
|
oh wait im allowed to do that?
|
cewuorm
|
Both
| 10 |
cewum0b
|
fernguts
|
OutOfTheLoop
| 4 |
both
|
2014-01-23 07:13:43
|
I think its Australian
|
cewzhnv
|
Mom's spaghetti
| 11 |
cewze32
|
historyduhr
|
AskReddit
| 3 |
mom'sspaghetti
|
2014-01-23 10:11:30
|
Fax Cruise
|
cex147y
|
no
| 9 |
cex0zuo
|
brooky12
|
mindcrackcirclejerk
| 2 |
no
|
2014-01-23 11:06:16
|
Can I have a text flair saying "None" to confuse future stats?
|
cex14jm
|
yes.
| 36 |
cex0ryz
|
[deleted]
|
pics
| 17 |
yes
|
2014-01-23 11:06:35
|
Is it really as bad as the news is making it out to be?
|
cex1vbm
|
And my axe!
| 13 |
cex1kzx
|
AzureSolaire8
|
minerapocalypse
| 2 |
andmyaxe
|
2014-01-23 11:31:57
|
And the fast!
|
cex8z8o
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 91 |
cex8yt5
|
CreepySmileBot
|
whitepeoplegifs
| 60 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-23 15:31:08
|
ಠ_ಠ
|
cexabd9
|
Ok.
| 25 |
cexa4j5
|
imthebeerman
|
malefashion
| 6 |
ok
|
2014-01-23 16:19:18
|
my response to everything
|
cexhc4n
|
Yes
| 28 |
cexhbps
|
yes_it_is_weird
|
lego
| 6 |
yes
|
2014-01-23 20:42:06
|
Is it weird that I don't think she's very attractive?
|
cexi9wk
|
lol
| 329 |
cexhicy
|
chesky
|
hiphopheads
| 171 |
lol
|
2014-01-23 21:22:29
|
He been using lean for a long-ass time man, it's an opiate so you get used to the sedative effects and if you're a regular user like Juicy you just feel normal/a little happy when you drink it. source: my uncle is a heroin addict lol
|
cexnjh5
|
That's what she said?
| 27 |
cexinyh
|
robotsneedhugs2
|
AdviceAnimals
| 16 |
that'swhatshesaid
|
2014-01-24 04:17:43
|
Keep your head up, it'll come.
|
cexs3yd
|
Yes.
| 35 |
cexrxmk
|
TheWarDoctor
|
AskReddit
| 20 |
yes
|
2014-01-24 08:18:46
|
Did you re-marry each other? If so, I'm happy for you guys. I'm glad you guys could work things out.
|
cexvcdb
|
no
| 79 |
cexv403
|
[deleted]
|
nyc
| 33 |
no
|
2014-01-24 10:06:45
|
Sex, vomiting, and scat play. There were girls who would vomit/shit and the guys would do things like eat it. We called vomiting a roman :)
|
cexw5pf
|
Yep.
| 78 |
cexw2je
|
-FuckMe-
|
gifs
| 26 |
yep
|
2014-01-24 10:32:53
|
Five minutes or a year and a half?
|
cexxoux
|
No.
| 24 |
cexvr87
|
Hummels
|
AskReddit
| 8 |
no
|
2014-01-24 11:23:15
|
Shit - is it really?
|
cexzh3a
|
no
| 14 |
cexxvsd
|
FauxPelini
|
CFB
| 2 |
no
|
2014-01-24 12:22:02
|
Any chance of branching out and creating a Faux Panini Twitter?
|
cey387z
|
Wat.
| 187 |
cey2znj
|
BeaverAndTheGoose
|
AdviceAnimals
| 96 |
wat
|
2014-01-24 14:29:35
|
Ever pinch your skin and just come in your sleeve? It's a great stealth tactic. Been masturbating next to unsuspecting family members and strangers for years.
|
ceya9x5
|
Yes.
| 14 |
cey2cwq
|
wil
|
boardgames
| 6 |
yes
|
2014-01-24 19:18:46
|
Would you ever consider doing a "Not The Tabletop" livestream or something similar where the goal isn't necessarily to "get new gamers" allowing you to tackle bigger games?
|
ceyhbhy
|
K.
| 15 |
ceygt5x
|
joemckie
|
WTF
| 6 |
k
|
2014-01-25 04:06:41
|
I need a banana for potassium!
|
ceyiogh
|
Yes.
| 23 |
ceyinas
|
JoeRuinsEverything
|
todayilearned
| 6 |
yes
|
2014-01-25 06:18:20
|
The juice or the stone?
|
ceyk159
|
Yes.
| 372 |
ceyjm3w
|
FatGecko5
|
AskReddit
| 228 |
yes
|
2014-01-25 07:44:46
|
Are you an asshole because you cut off the city cop, or because you have a dumb stencil on the back of your car?
|
ceyo1qe
|
Exactly.
| 28 |
ceyo0mu
|
MiatasAreForGirls
|
nfl
| 17 |
exactly
|
2014-01-25 10:51:32
|
All of them?
|
ceyoqjc
|
No
| 27 |
ceyn2xc
|
Sqpon
|
funny
| 3 |
no
|
2014-01-25 11:21:22
|
http://i.imgur.com/JO516Qm.jpg
|
ceyu0jz
|
Darude - Sandstorm
| 22 |
ceypn9j
|
Greatdrift
|
gifs
| 14 |
darude-sandstorm
|
2014-01-25 15:07:30
|
It's referencing that one movie i can't think of the name of.
|
cez7znd
|
Yes
| 22 |
cez72ah
|
ujussab
|
woahdude
| 8 |
yes
|
2014-01-26 04:53:09
|
pills or plume?
|
cez975c
|
No
| 136 |
cez96fn
|
Ado_
|
LifeProTips
| 66 |
no
|
2014-01-26 06:42:14
|
Now imagine grabbing a heaping handful of those mosquitos and chewing them up.
|
cezbtml
|
Darude - Sandstorm
| 95 |
cez9yof
|
RiotBananas
|
videos
| 3 |
darude-sandstorm
|
2014-01-26 09:04:59
|
What's that song?
|
cezftj7
|
Thanks!
| 11 |
cezfo6a
|
sprhoto
|
AskReddit
| 7 |
thanks
|
2014-01-26 11:47:23
|
Had to purchase a new supply of creddits but it was worth it, have an extra month on me!
|
cezinyj
|
... yes
| 72 |
cezim1y
|
Fappy_McMasturbate
|
AdviceAnimals
| 28 |
yes
|
2014-01-26 13:36:20
|
so... did it feel like a bag of sand?
|
cezm1wr
|
Yes.
| 10 |
cezi9h4
|
sharper44
|
worldnews
| 2 |
yes
|
2014-01-26 15:48:31
|
Is it actually written in the constitution that the provinces own the resources?
|
cezrjdi
|
Nope.
| 24 |
cezom9p
|
kravitzz
|
gamegrumps
| 3 |
nope
|
2014-01-26 19:15:58
|
Ah so you're just polaris related?
|
cezt1gk
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 8 |
cezt0qh
|
CreepySmileBot
|
nosleep
| 5 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-26 20:09:09
|
ಠ_ಠ
|
cezwtn5
|
no
| 24 |
cezwnv4
|
Commandolam
|
civ
| 12 |
no
|
2014-01-26 23:16:38
|
Do the Legions still have the ability to build roads if upgraded?
|
cf024e0
|
No.
| 11 |
cf01st4
|
DavidFuckingDuchovny
|
comicbooks
| 3 |
no
|
2014-01-27 06:57:12
|
What's Infinity: The Hunt and Heist? And are they essential too?
|
cf066c9
|
You're welcome.
| 13 |
cf066a4
|
PresidentObama___
|
aww
| 5 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-27 09:43:56
|
Thanks, Obama...
|
cf08tj2
|
No
| 12 |
cf08hak
|
mysticsavage
|
hockey
| 2 |
no
|
2014-01-27 11:17:57
|
Okay... Give us Big Buff?
|
cev3qiw
|
exactly.
| 22 |
cev35ic
|
yes_thats_right
|
bestof
| 12 |
exactly
|
2014-01-21 07:44:39
|
Except they didn't find them. They falsely accused innocent people.
|
cf0e5et
|
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
| 30 |
cf0b0gh
|
alexachu
|
pokemon
| 14 |
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
|
2014-01-27 14:15:49
|
Well somebody comments that the two are basically just ramming into each other.
|
cf0ec5h
|
You're welcome.
| 10 |
cf0ebmd
|
PresidentObama___
|
AskReddit
| 1 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-27 14:22:12
|
"Thanks Obama" - All of Reddit
|
cf0f2ck
|
Yes.
| 17 |
cf0dqj2
|
trippedout
|
nfl
| 3 |
yes
|
2014-01-27 14:47:12
|
do people really get that fucked up for the superbowl? i mean, i eat a ton and i'm with a bunch of people but i never feel like drinking that heavily.
|
cf0h5vh
|
You're welcome.
| 8 |
cf0h5oz
|
PresidentObama___
|
WTF
| 5 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-27 16:01:11
|
thanks obama!
|
cf0hlwo
|
Yes
| 13 |
cf0h2ay
|
wardamn_adam
|
soccer
| 3 |
yes
|
2014-01-27 16:17:17
|
6 points and +5GD off relegation. Can't remember Everton that season, but was Rooney worth that much that year?
|
cf0lem0
|
Yes
| 13 |
cf0la8q
|
Deadfire_
|
OutreachHPG
| 6 |
yes
|
2014-01-27 18:29:29
|
What do I do if I own a Misery?! Lives are at stake here!
|
cf0ns8y
|
Exactly.
| 17 |
cf0neq7
|
wind_power
|
AdviceAnimals
| 11 |
exactly
|
2014-01-27 19:53:40
|
wait hold on you can't even compare those two the first is a computer, with a processor the second is just a storage device
|
cf0rk9d
|
Yes
| 10 |
cf0rcdb
|
ZZPiranhaZZ
|
leagueoflegends
| 1 |
yes
|
2014-01-27 22:41:55
|
As I can see here, you are more addicted for creativity and not the science (math/physics/geometry etc. etc.) Sorry for my bad English, I'm Russina Sherlock
|
cf0svyd
|
...yes.
| 24 |
cf0srvs
|
kokopelli73
|
formula1
| 14 |
yes
|
2014-01-28 00:16:53
|
I think you should clarify whether you mean F1 cars, energy drink cans or cattle.
|
cf0wx3z
|
Whoosh
| 14 |
cf0wl6e
|
3v0lut10n
|
pics
| 3 |
whoosh
|
2014-01-28 06:31:18
|
I'm not sure but I believe her laundry room is on the main floor so she should be nice and warm.
|
cf14k14
|
That's the joke.
| 269 |
cf1449m
|
LiterallyKesha
|
IAmA
| 55 |
that'sthejoke
|
2014-01-28 11:20:00
|
Are we talking about the same Congress here?
|
cf14mah
|
k
| 26 |
cf14jls
|
CondescendingFucker
|
magicTCG
| 11 |
k
|
2014-01-28 11:22:05
|
I read this and smirked a bit, but the story is so disgusting I stopped, then I read it again and laughed a little more but then stopped then thought about the story again but then
|
cf181go
|
yes
| 17 |
cf131bx
|
bibop09
|
ConfusedBoners
| 9 |
yes
|
2014-01-28 13:13:14
|
do you find it confusing because there are boobs but the face looks scary or because you find the face weirdly attractive too?
|
cf199f3
|
You're welcome.
| 612 |
cf18uan
|
PresidentObama___
|
AskReddit
| 350 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-28 13:53:12
|
Most of them only work once or twice in the perfect context, like /u/presidentobama___ (Thanks, Obama), or ~~/u/poorlytimedgimly~~ /u/poorlytimedgimli. Others I actually find rather interesting, like the artist ones. Yeah, it's a lot of dedication but it is still pretty cool to see something like that every once in a while, even if it is just a drawing or .gif
|
cf1b750
|
Mom's spaghetti
| 66 |
cf1au6p
|
millenlol
|
DotA2
| 14 |
mom'sspaghetti
|
2014-01-28 14:58:16
|
*As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.*
|
cf1p7wg
|
Yes.
| 14 |
cf1k0sc
|
digiskunk
|
phillies
| 2 |
yes
|
2014-01-29 01:29:17
|
Are you drunk?
|
cf1zmac
|
Yes.
| 8 |
cf1wzs0
|
arturochurro
|
AskReddit
| 2 |
yes
|
2014-01-29 10:59:28
|
Face or Balls?
|
cf23n1c
|
You're welcome.
| 14 |
cf23mto
|
PresidentObama___
|
hockey
| 9 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-29 13:06:51
|
Thanks Obama.
|
cf2626s
|
...what?
| 49 |
cf2592o
|
SpotfireY
|
leagueoflegends
| 26 |
what
|
2014-01-29 14:24:53
|
How about they just give LeBlanc a skin that when she jumps on somebody her body consumes them.
|
cf2ckft
|
lol
| 340 |
cf29loa
|
kiddos
|
hiphopheads
| 148 |
lol
|
2014-01-29 18:18:58
|
Andre 3K?
|
cf2j6a9
|
Yes.
| 25 |
cf2hmyt
|
Eifersuchtig2
|
videos
| 12 |
yes
|
2014-01-29 22:41:09
|
Is he considered a douche in the community or something?
|
cf2qpfo
|
That's the joke
| 11 |
cf2qgs3
|
[deleted]
|
lewronggeneration
| 3 |
that'sthejoke
|
2014-01-30 07:48:28
|
This doesn't work so well because "what the hell happened?" is usually used with "good" old lyrics and "lousy" new lyrics, not vice-versa.
|
cf2revw
|
ok
| 81 |
cf2nbiu
|
krazykenn
|
videos
| 51 |
ok
|
2014-01-30 08:14:40
|
I don't like it.
|
cf2secq
|
Exactly.
| 17 |
cf2s8wd
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Squoze
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Warhammer
| 11 |
exactly
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2014-01-30 08:49:03
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Aren't the nurglings just like, 3 models you glue to a base?
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cf2vs6d
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ಠ_ಠ
| 40 |
cf2v8oy
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DarkLord7854
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battlefield_4
| 8 |
ಠ_ಠ
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2014-01-30 10:43:03
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http://img.pandawhale.com/63897-Emma-Watson-upvote-gif-Bling-R-wYpi.gif
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cf2wddh
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yes
| 41 |
cf2w933
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jt663
|
gifs
| 4 |
yes
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2014-01-30 11:02:41
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ain't it jay?
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cf2xoyo
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no
| 33 |
cf2xooj
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_Gambino
|
teenagers
| 2 |
no
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2014-01-30 11:46:28
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Seriously man, can we stop with the flappy bird BS on this sub?
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cf310eo
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Nope.
| 26 |
cf308fb
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CactusCat11
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WTF
| 8 |
nope
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2014-01-30 13:33:14
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hey guys, can I join you? Seems like nice place to stay...
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cf3jbri
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ಠ_ಠ
| 39 |
cf3iwj7
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MistahFinch
|
AskReddit
| 22 |
ಠ_ಠ
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2014-01-31 04:41:23
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No shit, I too have a black dog on whom I accidently cummed. However the little bastard is a filthy one so nobody noticed.
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cf3ovsu
|
...whoosh?
| 12 |
cf3njhy
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nmezib
|
pics
| 3 |
whoosh
|
2014-01-31 09:08:09
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I'm not saying that computers are exactly the same as a hard drive. Correcting someone for calling a "computer" a "hard drive" is the same thing as correcting someone for calling a "round" a "bullet".
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cf3pkl2
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/r/shittytumblrgifs
| 24 |
cf3n4jc
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midasMIRV
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mindcrack
| 1 |
/r/shittytumblrgifs
|
2014-01-31 09:33:17
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[Life finds a way.](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/life.gif)
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cf3ufjt
|
Exactly.
| 9 |
cf3toef
|
superledfrenzy
|
baseball
| 5 |
exactly
|
2014-01-31 12:24:19
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What power numbers? He only has 185 HRs and a career Slg% of .441
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cey9r1m
|
YES!
| 11 |
cey7t5x
|
Jonny1992
|
SquaredCircle
| 6 |
yes
|
2014-01-24 18:54:23
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Is it as big as Batista's?
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cevssmh
|
lol
| 25 |
cevrsex
|
rewtman
|
GlobalOffensive
| 7 |
lol
|
2014-01-21 23:17:00
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Does.. Does anyone besides me play this on ps3? I use a keyboard and mouse guys.. Guys? =(
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cewir33
|
yes
| 10 |
cewi89o
|
KingZant
|
AskReddit
| 3 |
yes
|
2014-01-22 19:01:01
|
Laughing or fisting?
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