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cf1e2dy | no | 23 | cf1e17i | pneumon | teenagers | 13 | no | 2014-01-28 16:43:16 | Girls, would you experiment with anal? |
cf1eqmo | Yes. | 100 | cf1eez7 | oracle989 | AskReddit | 35 | yes | 2014-01-28 17:07:39 | Sometimes I seriously wonder if my male friend ever masturbates to my picture. I really wonder. |
cf1fssm | Yes. | 8 | cf1e4bx | ATheistOrNot | trees | 5 | yes | 2014-01-28 17:46:12 | Heh... heh... about that... If I lie and say I'm stoned does that make it okay? |
cf1hgxd | Yes. | 148 | cf1hd0w | Eblumen | pics | 26 | yes | 2014-01-28 18:46:15 | Do many Redditors actually consider her "really attractive"? |
cf1i0op | Yes. | 421 | cf1hyg7 | Unidan | blog | 72 | yes | 2014-01-28 19:05:46 | Do you agree or disagree? |
cf1ia82 | both? | 13 | cf1gyuj | singdawg | videos | 8 | both | 2014-01-28 19:15:12 | I know some strippers that make 3k in a night regularly. Is that objectifying women or empowering them? |
cf1ilwc | Wat. | 10 | cf1ielw | Oli890 | pics | 1 | wat | 2014-01-28 19:26:51 | http://i.imgur.com/ojEmx4p.gif |
cf1j948 | no | 12 | cf1j77y | WTF-BOOM | Fitness | 1 | no | 2014-01-28 19:50:46 | I am on a diet, but wouldn't I have to facilitate that with cardio? |
cf1jd1p | Yes. | 100 | cf1hlkp | Jeroknite | Minecraft | 47 | yes | 2014-01-28 19:54:53 | Am I the only one who does both? |
cf1jltt | Yeah? | 17 | cf1jkp5 | Unidan | AskReddit | 4 | yeah | 2014-01-28 20:04:23 | Calling all /u/unidan 's Edit: Karma beacon established ! |
cf1kjjn | mom's spaghetti | 9 | cf1ki4y | Giggybyte | AskReddit | 2 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-28 20:40:30 | Ben Dover. |
cf1kx89 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 8 | cf1kwyh | no_thanks_im_gucci | teenagers | 1 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-01-28 20:56:00 | Only the cringey ones. The flirty ones are nice tho |
cf1kzkr | Darude - Sandstorm | 24 | cf1jt9c | Krakatoacoo | movies | 15 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-28 20:58:35 | Com Truise |
cf1l4z9 | woosh | 24 | cf1h21r | Pycckuu | AskReddit | 12 | woosh | 2014-01-28 21:04:48 | my sister? nope. |
cf1lsdo | Yes. | 12 | cf1lfn3 | tooyoung_tooold | todayilearned | 4 | yes | 2014-01-28 21:33:52 | Why would anyone need a warning for that? Can people really be that stupid? |
cf1lz0t | Yes. | 62 | cf1lxf4 | saurik | jailbreak | 26 | yes | 2014-01-28 21:42:27 | What's your Cydia account #? Is it simply #1? |
cf1m3fu | Yes | 17 | cf1lw06 | Luke_Atmadik | Music | 6 | yes | 2014-01-28 21:48:23 | > spit-take Is it wrong if I read that like shiitake? |
cf1mjnj | Yep! | 19 | cf1mhlo | raltyinferno | DotA2 | 7 | yep | 2014-01-28 22:11:01 | I don't have the test client downloaded; does this happen with Aftershock too? |
cf1mp3v | Yes. | 22 | cf1mj7x | budpickens | atheism | 10 | yes | 2014-01-28 22:18:59 | Which version is 'The Bible'? |
cf1o9ti | ...and my axe! | 13 | cf1mwkp | Fiddlebums | WTF | 3 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-29 00:02:02 | And stabilizers |
cf1n86k | K | 97 | cf1mo34 | MThead | leagueoflegends | 33 | k | 2014-01-28 22:49:14 | Report Potassium afk |
cf1np5k | Darude - Sandstorm | 45 | cf1n0v7 | coahman | firstworldanarchists | 17 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-28 23:19:33 | - Avengers - Hunger Games - Star Wars - Harry Potter - Lord of the Rings - Narnia - Star Trek - Doctor who - Sherlock Anyone know what the gears are from? |
cf1ohus | WHAT!? | 316 | cf1ofmh | Kvantemekanik | harrypotter | 137 | what | 2014-01-29 00:20:32 | I don't frequent this subreddit, some are very strict about it, I was just trying to be respectful, I couldn't find anything either way in the sidebar. BUT - **[spoiler alert]** Harry has "a part of Voldemort" in him - he's one of the Horcruxes, so the hat was likely confused by the Voldemort in Harry. |
cf1ohx8 | Yes. | 57 | cf1o4y4 | xyz66 | pics | 24 | yes | 2014-01-29 00:20:41 | Where does the bar of soap go exactly? |
cf1ommk | Yes | 15 | cf1ok4x | evward | hearthstone | 7 | yes | 2014-01-29 00:32:04 | Is that Kungen as in Kungen, MT for Nihlum? |
cf1p1r5 | yes | 8 | cf1m6kw | Shred_Kid | AskScienceFiction | 2 | yes | 2014-01-29 01:11:42 | And then you get Aurors involved. Is making some porno really worth Azkaban? |
cf1p24p | Not with that attitude. | 66 | cf1obd8 | JacobMaxx | sex | 35 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-29 01:12:44 | As a male I can ask my partner to give better head this way. I'm not sure a guy can do the whole slutty teacher thing. |
cf1pelv | You're welcome. | 11 | cf1peld | PresidentObama___ | cringepics | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 01:49:06 | Thanks Obama |
cf1ps6k | Yes. | 8 | cf1lg48 | Throrface | pokemon | 5 | yes | 2014-01-29 02:32:07 | Am I fantastic, too? |
cf1q2ix | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 33 | cf1q2a5 | PleaseRespectTables | funny | 14 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-29 03:06:10 | Tables flipped you say? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cf1q4fo | You're welcome. | 10 | cf1q408 | PresidentObama___ | Fallout | 4 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 03:12:17 | Well thanks, Obama! |
cf1r32y | You're welcome. | 12 | cf1r30k | PresidentObama___ | AdviceAnimals | 4 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 04:50:44 | Thanks Obama |
cf1qxyn | Yep | 13 | cf1qou3 | Jar_of_nonsense | AskReddit | 2 | yep | 2014-01-29 04:38:15 | You guys don't seriously call cigarettes that on a daily basis do you? |
cf1r46l | Yes. | 12 | cf1pwnc | f40ph125 | trains | 4 | yes | 2014-01-29 04:53:18 | How likely is something like this to cause a derailment? |
cf1rcxg | thatsthejoke.jpg | 13 | cf1qopd | rectal_smasher_2000 | polandball | 2 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-29 05:12:31 | You fucking moron, that doesn't exist anymore. |
cf1rhjq | You're welcome. | 8 | cf1rh60 | PresidentObama___ | Ubuntu | 3 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 05:22:00 | This is what immediately came to mind. Ubuntu started shipping with PAE on by default in 12.04.1 (Gee thanks, Obama.) |
cf1rizi | Yes. | 46 | cf1riiw | ThiiisGuy | AdviceAnimals | 18 | yes | 2014-01-29 05:24:53 | Hah what? Are you insinuating that not buying your gf expensive gifts on valentines day makes her cheat? Or was that some kind of joke? |
cf1s683 | You're welcome. | 139 | cf1s617 | PresidentObama___ | aww | 61 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 06:07:22 | Thanks Obama! |
cf1sixn | You're welcome. | 9 | cf1siud | PresidentObama___ | botwatch | 3 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 06:27:05 | More like a cyborg? Here are a couple more bots I found recently you can add to your list: /u/MovieGuide | will provide IMDB info when a title of a film is given. Probably only active in movie related subreddits. /u/PresidentObama___ | Will respond with "You're welcome" when anyone comments "Thanks, Obama" |
cf1tx12 | No... | 15 | cf1tbmf | scnavi | funny | 7 | no | 2014-01-29 07:34:05 | Is...is that a pubes joke? |
cf1tyy2 | /r/shittytumblrgifs ? | 89 | cf1tcuq | [deleted] | funny | 24 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-29 07:36:25 | sorta relevant: http://imgur.com/o36wWM6 |
cf1upyo | You're welcome. | 22 | cf1uppq | PresidentObama___ | AdviceAnimals | 9 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 08:07:24 | Thanks Obama. |
cf1volg | Yes | 110 | cf1vk24 | aardvark_in_a_bikini | funny | 71 | yes | 2014-01-29 08:43:51 | Did you win? |
cf1vyrg | Mom's spaghetti | 23 | cf1vdya | TheOtherRoom | circlejerk | 9 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-29 08:54:05 | /r/redditorjokes |
cf1w5px | Darude - Sandstorm | 70 | cf1v96s | C1t1zen_Erased | funny | 4 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-29 09:00:59 | sauce? |
cf1wj8y | No. | 8 | cf1ua2m | Myrandall | mylittleandysonic1 | 2 | no | 2014-01-29 09:14:26 | WEAVER! WEAVER! WEAVER! WEAVER! NOTICE ME SENPAI! |
cf1wyzb | You're welcome. | 21 | cf1wycn | PresidentObama___ | nhl | 8 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 09:29:45 | Thanks Obama |
cf1x57l | You're welcome. | 19 | cf1x4la | PresidentObama___ | pics | 10 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 09:36:02 | Thanks Obama |
cf1xkh9 | Yes | 78 | cf1xccp | Sajaho | polandball | 26 | yes | 2014-01-29 09:50:47 | Does every Brit wear a monocle? |
cf20os8 | Yes | 8 | cf20i1o | Suende | LeagueofLegendsMeta | 2 | yes | 2014-01-29 11:34:02 | Is it the axe mechanic, or working around the fact that your opponents should aim their skillshots towards your bullseyes? |
cf21e3p | Both | 25 | cf20vf5 | Anti-Matter333 | soccer | 16 | both | 2014-01-29 11:56:16 | which guy? Wilshere? |
cf21lf7 | Yes. | 18 | cf1yd20 | happyflappypancakes | PS4 | 8 | yes | 2014-01-29 12:02:46 | Will every multiplat get its own thread about being higher res or better fps on ps4? |
cf21tw6 | Yes. | 71 | cf21lev | JontanD | funny | 47 | yes | 2014-01-29 12:10:25 | Is that a horse-sized saxophone or a saxophone-sized horse? |
cf23jm6 | Wat? | 8 | cf22i2h | haves_havenots | AdviceAnimals | 1 | wat | 2014-01-29 13:03:48 | Signed the birth certificate my sisters boyfriend signed her kids birth certificate him knowing the kid wasn't his and is required to pay child support but doesn't because he's involved in his life and my sister isn't a bitch |
cf23d6r | Nope. | 275 | cf23bt1 | [deleted] | mindcrack | 25 | nope | 2014-01-29 12:58:07 | Square |
cf24337 | Yes! | 16 | cf23z5q | AraduneMithara | IAmA | 5 | yes | 2014-01-29 13:21:04 | Indeed; if you check the video they did on the Rob and Dan show last night, they were talking about the niche classes and the roles they filled, like monks FD pulling for splits with the ranger tag-pulling (Ranger here in EQ1!) and how they plan on using that with Pantheon. |
cf243o4 | Yes. | 10 | cf23x16 | AraduneMithara | IAmA | 4 | yes | 2014-01-29 13:21:33 | Aradune, will rangers get tracking eventually?! |
cf24k4s | YES! | 22 | cf249z9 | AraduneMithara | IAmA | 13 | yes | 2014-01-29 13:36:00 | Coldain Ring/Shawl, epic weapons quests, nom nom nom nom nom! |
cf24yo0 | lol. | 23 | cf24j7z | noott | pics | 8 | lol | 2014-01-29 13:48:52 | Yesterday it was four inches, today it is a packed down one inch ice sheet. But it's almost melted now. I took [this](http://i.imgur.com/m7jsT04) on my walk to get my daughter, it had been snowing about an hour. |
cf2537y | Yes | 9 | cf24mni | xTonyJ | DotA2 | 4 | yes | 2014-01-29 13:52:52 | So if your random hero is Silencer do you get int steal even if you don't get glaives? |
cf25759 | No. | 9 | cf23ex6 | TaintedSquirrel | buildapcsales | 1 | no | 2014-01-29 13:56:17 | At this price is this a worthwhile upgrade over a 1GB 7850? Been looking to replace this card while also spending as little as possible. |
cf25v7v | yes! | 11 | cf2572b | AraduneMithara | IAmA | 5 | yes | 2014-01-29 14:18:27 | This has greatly piqued my interest. Perhaps this kind of news might generate more eyes on Pantheon? Who knows. |
cf27aay | No | 8 | cf275bv | dtg108 | teenagers | 1 | no | 2014-01-29 15:06:10 | Do I get a gold star? |
cf2d0t9 | k | 16 | cf2cwb5 | [deleted] | gaming | 8 | k | 2014-01-29 18:35:35 | It's time to stop. |
cf29y2z | No. | 45 | cf29vol | ask94 | todayilearned | 17 | no | 2014-01-29 16:43:00 | Can you elaborate? |
cf29zrg | Yes. | 16 | cf29qn4 | Dedmoo-five | SquaredCircle | 7 | yes | 2014-01-29 16:44:40 | What's the deal with Seattle? Is it because Bryan is from Aberdeen? |
cf2bq2t | And my axe! | 94 | cf2biap | MisterBigStuff | smashbros | 35 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-29 17:48:15 | And a stage. |
cf2cjyq | Yes. | 13 | cf2cj95 | Sylverstone14 | wiiu | 4 | yes | 2014-01-29 18:18:28 | is this the legit website for Nintendo of Japan? |
cf2ch9u | yes | 8 | cf2cfni | mookyvon | rutgers | 2 | yes | 2014-01-29 18:15:44 | Where? Webreg? |
cf2ddbp | That's what she said. | 109 | cf2d4re | TacoKingdom | leagueoflegends | 69 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-01-29 18:48:10 | Thanks guys, I haven't been taken back to middle school like that in a long time, lol. |
cf2fe1t | Yes | 8 | cf2e6lk | Dunktheon | WTF | 3 | yes | 2014-01-29 20:02:52 | To mountain lions or house cats? |
cf2e0mq | yes | 11 | cf2duou | DrewBlast | anime | 5 | yes | 2014-01-29 19:11:35 | I've never watched this, but incest? |
cf2eayb | Darude - Sandstorm. | 158 | cf2a5tf | bullet4mv92 | videos | 29 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-29 19:22:10 | What's that from? Lol Edit: Gezz guys, please stop the Tom Cruise. This is ridiculous. I never knew I could be the one to trigger such a chain. Not sure if I should be proud. |
cf2fg5z | Yep. | 40 | cf2e14q | DanielPhermous | technology | 3 | yep | 2014-01-29 20:05:10 | Am I the only one who had no idea that Google bought Motorola? |
cf2hjwl | NO | 60 | cf2hg4o | ItsReallyOregano | hockey | 37 | no | 2014-01-29 21:25:47 | SCRIVEMARK MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD! ^^^Am ^^^I ^^^doing ^^^this ^^^correctly? |
cf2horh | Ok | 8 | cf2he3w | georg1me | notinteresting | 1 | ok | 2014-01-29 21:31:18 | I don't subscribe to a lot of the defaults, so I miss the reference for many of this type of post on this subreddit. I can tell there's a reference I'm missing though. It's kind of strange. |
cf2isyp | Nope! | 13 | cf2bzhx | NZOR | talesfromtechsupport | 8 | nope | 2014-01-29 22:21:09 | Private school? |
cf2ixy5 | Both. | 9 | cf2ivf9 | AlexEleven | CFB | 4 | both | 2014-01-29 22:28:27 | Home run balls or grounders? |
cf2j4y0 | No | 10 | cf29jd1 | Harflin | halo | 2 | no | 2014-01-29 22:39:06 | Should've used a banana. |
cf2jsqo | You're welcome! | 53 | cf2iaos | threetom39 | Minecraft | 27 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-29 23:18:25 | FUCK YOU |
cf2k0ei | Darude - Sandstorm | 27 | cf2jh5j | Svinhood | wow | 16 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-29 23:32:18 | Song? |
cf2ml7o | Darude - Sandstorm | 125 | cf2dvun | Redstar22 | DotA2 | 9 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-30 03:38:05 | may I ask what game mode is this? |
cf2lvkb | Yup. | 11 | cf2llqo | ImFeklhr | sanfrancisco | 2 | yup | 2014-01-30 02:16:29 | Is this guy really nuts or is it all a performance? |
cf2mncc | Yes. | 21 | cf2mfa2 | [deleted] | DotA2 | 6 | yes | 2014-01-30 03:44:21 | Just tried Burning Spears on Slardar, didn't increase my attack range. Does it need to be manually cast? |
cf2molc | Yes | 19 | cf2mnlm | spatchcock | Shitstatistssay | 7 | yes | 2014-01-30 03:47:57 | M/F? |
cf2na2z | Yes | 23 | cf2n234 | _Tys1_ | notinteresting | 14 | yes | 2014-01-30 04:44:10 | What colour is the pen? |
cf2ne4f | Darude - Sandstorm | 24 | cf24baz | Kovi34 | youdontsurf | 13 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-30 04:53:13 | What movie is this from? |
cf2ottu | not with that attitude | 10 | cf2oew8 | Swift_Birdman_Joe | pics | 6 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-30 06:25:16 | He can't play a mexican. |
cf2p1e6 | You're welcome. | 159 | cf2p1ac | PresidentObama___ | pics | 103 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-30 06:35:53 | Aaaand I am a grown man crying at work. Thanks Obama. |
cf2qhv1 | You're welcome. | 9 | cf2qh5v | PresidentObama___ | PuzzleAndDragons | 1 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-30 07:40:14 | 40 rolls 0 Tamadra Thanks Obama |
cf2qoml | wat? | 22 | cf2q6bm | Bathroomdestroyer | CCW | 13 | wat | 2014-01-30 07:47:37 | Revolver with automatic shell ejection via tapped muzzle gasses and magazine feeding with up to 14rd capacity with a six-shot cylinder. :) |
cf2qpvd | What? | 16 | cf2pdfk | JPhantom95 | Nexus5 | 7 | what | 2014-01-30 07:48:54 | If you increase the volume with headphones (or speakers) plugged in at some point it gives you this message that if you try to increase it further you might injure your ears. |
cf2qu1j | ಠ◡ಠ | 14 | cf2qtn1 | CreepySmileBot | videos | 1 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-30 07:53:16 | ಠ_ಠ |
cf2r6ls | Yes. | 15 | cf2r0ll | BadWolf89 | circlejerk | 6 | yes | 2014-01-30 08:06:18 | Whoa, can someone fill me in on what happened here? |
cf2r8nx | thatsthejoke.jpg | 10 | cf2qwhd | dyzzy | magicTCG | 6 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-30 08:08:27 | Rest in peace in peace? |
cf2rtq2 | You're welcome. | 59 | cf2rt70 | PresidentObama___ | news | 31 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-30 08:29:06 | Thanks, Obama! |
cf2shai | ಠ◡ಠ | 12 | cf2sgk0 | CreepySmileBot | HeroesofNewerth | 5 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-30 08:51:51 | ಠ_ಠ |
cf2shft | No | 8 | cf2sglu | Duckstiff | NUFC | 2 | no | 2014-01-30 08:52:00 | [he seems good](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft6jV_90YG4) but is it too late ?Can we manage to sign a guy the last second? |
cf2suih | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 31 | cf2sua8 | PleaseRespectTables | gaming | 4 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-30 09:04:35 | I want them now (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cf2v585 | Lol | 47 | cf2sz3l | crackerdoctor | bodybuilding | 12 | lol | 2014-01-30 10:22:07 | not on anything, used to take monohydrate. Can't afford supplements with school bills at the moment |
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