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cf03kp3 | Exactly | 64 | cf036qw | jonnybobbob | cringe | 23 | exactly | 2014-01-27 08:04:49 | But the video is only three... |
cf04j5m | Thanks. | 25 | cf04iyk | exitmachina | funny | 10 | thanks | 2014-01-27 08:43:38 | It's giving the look of disapproval. edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z |
cf05te1 | LOL | 17 | cf05dqy | campdoodles | BitcoinMarkets | 5 | lol | 2014-01-27 09:30:54 | I doubt we even see that kind of a fall. Probably won't break $790. Edit: I'd just like to point out that while my prediction was wrong, that doesn't mean people should be downvoting it. **You downvote when a comment doesn't contribute to the discussion, not when you disagree with someone or when a prediction turns out wrong. Let's remember basic reddiquette here people.** Comments like "Fail" or "LOL" are the kind of shit that needs to be downvoted. |
cf07hhb | thatsthejoke.jpg | 35 | cf071kw | faybert | Conservative | 8 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-27 10:30:56 | HA! that's what Hillary said about the dead ambassador in Benghazi |
cf07wjn | :( | 17 | cf07khx | Hoozin | arma | 8 | :( | 2014-01-27 10:45:37 | He Hoozin'd it up. |
cf0a778 | Thanks! | 26 | cf0a4hi | [deleted] | technology | 6 | thanks | 2014-01-27 12:05:25 | AFAIK, it stands for As Far As I Know |
cf08n0f | Yes. | 121 | cf08lib | don3112 | leagueoflegends | 17 | yes | 2014-01-27 11:11:25 | Am I missing a joke here or something?... |
cf0a0bv | Whoosh | 9 | cf08p8x | InfiniteHatred | politics | 2 | whoosh | 2014-01-27 11:58:50 | Everyone says the GOP is fiscally irresponsible, so I want to know what party is. |
cf09979 | Yes. | 49 | cf06bfy | Mil0_The_Brave | nerdcubed | 17 | yes | 2014-01-27 11:33:03 | Speaking of How to job, will it be story heavy, gameplay heavy, joke heavy or confusing? |
cf0a7hy | Thanks! | 29 | cf09zth | [deleted] | technology | 9 | thanks | 2014-01-27 12:05:43 | As far as i know |
cf0a7pb | Thanks! | 29 | cf0a00n | [deleted] | technology | 8 | thanks | 2014-01-27 12:05:56 | As Far As I Know. |
cf0a6ta | Thanks! | 28 | cf0a1t1 | [deleted] | technology | 17 | thanks | 2014-01-27 12:05:02 | AFAIK, it stands for As Far As I Know. Maybe I'm wrong. |
cf0a6l3 | Thanks! | 22 | cf0a03o | [deleted] | technology | 5 | thanks | 2014-01-27 12:04:50 | As far as I know |
cf0abqn | Yes | 19 | cf0a50b | Dr_Emmet_Brown | mildlyinfuriating | 4 | yes | 2014-01-27 12:09:44 | Which one |
cf0accy | That's what she said? | 21 | cf0a99k | ItaintEZbeinCheeZE | trees | 10 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-01-27 12:10:19 | if i don't finish it it will go hard and stale. |
cf0bbw7 | yes | 78 | cf0ba75 | sueha | soccer | 46 | yes | 2014-01-27 12:43:13 | It mentions Zaha on loan to Cardiff but says Fabio with his new club. So Fabio is a permanent move? |
cf0bfxa | Thanks! | 30 | cf0avwy | [deleted] | technology | 13 | thanks | 2014-01-27 12:46:54 | As Far As I Know. [I just want to see how many times you'll say, "thanks".] |
cf0bhmh | Thanks! | 27 | cf0bbiz | [deleted] | technology | 8 | thanks | 2014-01-27 12:48:30 | As far as I know! |
cf0bojn | thatsthejoke.jpg | 48 | cf0bcxq | el_muffinman | funny | 17 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-27 12:54:47 | tey quirisi? I tried googling. care to help? sounds like "take it easy" haha |
cf0cdet | Yes. | 9 | cf09omc | [deleted] | GrandTheftAutoV | 1 | yes | 2014-01-27 13:17:32 | seem tall or be tall? |
cf0dzb2 | Yes | 9 | cf0czyo | HirezStew | Smite | 5 | yes | 2014-01-27 14:09:59 | Will there be a new premium skin added in this or next weeks patch? |
cf0cl1y | Thanks. | 8 | cf0cdw8 | Elaborateshoe3 | redditblack | 5 | thanks | 2014-01-27 13:24:28 | 1st time I've upvoted you. |
cf0d7rk | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 12 | cf0d76n | PleaseRespectTables | OkCupid | 2 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-27 13:44:54 | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cf0dbse | What? | 8 | cf0begh | moodatm | ImGoingToHellForThis | 2 | what | 2014-01-27 13:48:32 | OP got v&.
Edit: v@ != v& |
cf0f5ip | Not with that attitude. | 10 | cf0ez7e | Spherix | GlobalOffensive | 4 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-27 14:50:15 | That's no jeepathon2k |
cf0g3ib | Yes. | 29 | cf0fzyp | darwin2500 | TwoXChromosomes | 8 | yes | 2014-01-27 15:23:08 | That begs another question, should society allow people to have kids that can't afford it? Is child birth a basic right that society is willing to subsidize? |
cf0geox | :( | 46 | cf0g5go | heyredditheyreddit | aww | 28 | :( | 2014-01-27 15:34:13 | Was? You mean she... |
cf0gyic | Yes. | 98 | cf0ggii | randercrop | leagueoflegends | 41 | yes | 2014-01-27 15:53:53 | but why is this cool? In the video it seemed like he could have just used the ability in the intended direction but flashed just for the hell of it. |
cf0hm3e | wat | 10 | cf0fl9p | Trianglecourage | AskReddit | 6 | wat | 2014-01-27 16:17:28 | "Any questions? Yes, you?" "Uhhhhuehue. Uh is this a god dam? Uhhhhuehue" |
cf0hvxh | yes | 10 | cf0h0vy | dimalisher | cringe | 3 | yes | 2014-01-27 16:27:12 | No |
cf0iqri | Not with that attitude. | 89 | cf0h9n2 | giggs123 | funny | 28 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-27 16:57:36 | That or the issue with it being spelled PORK. You can't spell porcupine with pork. |
cf0m7pc | Yes. | 28 | cf0m1b9 | ieckilla | ImGoingToHellForThis | 12 | yes | 2014-01-27 18:57:52 | Didn't see them till you said something. Reddit, am I retarded? |
cf0jhbe | woosh | 85 | cf0jafd | Anaklusmos | mildlyinteresting | 26 | woosh | 2014-01-27 17:22:48 | I signed it today. I found it interesting that the dates were the same |
cf0jkxb | No | 13 | cf0ihyg | Losering | TumblrInAction | 7 | no | 2014-01-27 17:26:14 | I'm dumb, does any of it actually mean anything? |
cf0jpiv | What? | 57 | cf0jd0h | [deleted] | AskReddit | 16 | what | 2014-01-27 17:30:39 | That's... interesting |
cf0jsqw | yes | 179 | cf0jgbz | thehotcarl | pics | 64 | yes | 2014-01-27 17:33:41 | Sweet. How many gallons mile? |
cf0k22k | No. | 17 | cf0jvtn | Formaldehyd3 | funny | 6 | no | 2014-01-27 17:42:32 | What about modern blue grass? |
cf0kd48 | wat | 12 | cf0jzn2 | koine_lingua | TrueAtheism | 1 | wat | 2014-01-27 17:52:59 | I like everything about the Anunakki version of events. DNA examples are easier to store on a boat than actual creatures. But how much is Sumer contemporary accounts and what's been liberally translated, I'm not sure. |
cf0kpa1 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 18 | cf0a03h | ActionScripter9109 | 4chan | 1 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-27 18:04:37 | Here's a better quality [image](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130404223009/glee/images/b/b7/I'm_just_kidding.gif) |
cf0m7a3 | Both. | 27 | cf0m3es | Danosoprano | hockey | 3 | both | 2014-01-27 18:57:29 | reims or berns? |
cf0kqlo | Yes | 87 | cf0ji4j | solunashadow | WTF | 24 | yes | 2014-01-27 18:05:54 | Is the whiskey for the doctor or the patient? |
cf0l4s3 | Mom's Spaghetti. | 58 | cf0khtp | Poseides | funny | 13 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-27 18:19:46 | (Ball so hard) Let’s get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days |
cf0mlgt | No. | 8 | cf0mhjz | KellynHeller | gonewild | 4 | no | 2014-01-27 19:11:06 | You didn't get the reference did you... |
cf0piqq | not with that attitude | 60 | cf0nrxu | nvr_gona_give_u_gold | funny | 32 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-27 21:01:23 | Having been a pregnant lady, it's next to impossible to shave. |
cf0o8kp | lol | 27 | cf0o7fv | memyselfandadhd | AdviceAnimals | 14 | lol | 2014-01-27 20:10:22 | We're going to need pics to verify this. You know, for verification purposes. |
cf0ogef | You're welcome. | 8 | cf0ofos | PresidentObama___ | technology | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-27 20:18:43 | Thanks, Obama |
cf0ol78 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 8 | cf0okrf | PleaseRespectTables | guns | 3 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-27 20:23:42 | [(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻](http://i.imgur.com/816uC.gif) |
cf0owl3 | Ok | 44 | cf0ovgy | memyselfandadhd | AdviceAnimals | 13 | ok | 2014-01-27 20:36:07 | Yeah, I still don't buy it. |
cf0oxt4 | Yes | 33 | cf0ox6g | memyselfandadhd | AdviceAnimals | 17 | yes | 2014-01-27 20:37:29 | Was she a grizzly bear? |
cf0p6uh | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 203 | cf0p6ch | PleaseRespectTables | WTF | 35 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-27 20:47:36 | God damnit OP! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cf0qknf | Yes | 411 | cf0qgym | SouthpawRage | AdviceAnimals | 248 | yes | 2014-01-27 21:48:47 | You or the kids? |
cf0qokm | ಠ◡ಠ | 12 | cf0qo5s | CreepySmileBot | videos | 7 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-27 21:54:12 | More live eels. ಠ_ಠ |
cf0t6tt | Yes | 77 | cf0sxwj | haloti | gaming | 21 | yes | 2014-01-28 00:44:01 | Can someone explain? |
cf0rtn3 | No | 23 | cf0rhjr | Fyreman15 | 4chan | 5 | no | 2014-01-27 22:58:04 | Didnt quite get that one. Anyone mind explaining? |
cf0ttwr | Thanks | 8 | cf0trbm | KVillage1 | AskReddit | 4 | thanks | 2014-01-28 01:49:11 | Your faith is very admirable. I applaud you. |
cf0u3p8 | All of them. | 23 | cf0u2a2 | [deleted] | LiverpoolFC | 2 | allofthem | 2014-01-28 02:27:02 | how many defenders do we have out injured? |
cf0ugqi | Yup! | 9 | cf0tn6p | QuoteAblaze | SSBPM | 5 | yup | 2014-01-28 03:11:56 | Does the pill have "RSBE-01" on it? Like the codes that Project M replaces? |
cf0un9h | Yes | 9 | cf0sxbm | walla_walla_rhubarb | gifs | 5 | yes | 2014-01-28 03:33:09 | This is either the greatest or stupidest sport of all time. |
cf0vwfe | Yep | 39 | cf0vsfk | terskajuusto | GameDeals | 11 | yep | 2014-01-28 05:29:05 | Never played Hotline Miami, but God knows I must have a key from a Humble Bundle. Is it really that good? |
cf0x09p | yep | 9 | cf0w5ui | pringlepringle | ukpolitics | 3 | yep | 2014-01-28 06:35:59 | I decided to give this a go and got 75% BNP and 25% Tory. These were Pro European, stop benefits for people not going into training/education, stopping free NHS care for any migrants not paying into the system. So I guess I am 75% racist and 25% tosser. |
cf0vyy4 | ಠ◡ಠ | 10 | cf0vyoo | CreepySmileBot | Smite | 2 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-28 05:33:46 | ಠ_ಠ Ouch. |
cf0w72y | You're welcome. | 650 | cf0w6ek | PresidentObama___ | AskReddit | 235 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-28 05:48:50 | Thanks Obama! |
cf0x0sz | Yes. | 40 | cf0uvkp | LegSpinner | Cricket | 24 | yes | 2014-01-28 06:36:45 | Which one? |
cf0x673 | You're welcome. | 9 | cf0x64v | PresidentObama___ | gaming | 1 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-28 06:44:24 | Thanks Obama. |
cf0xfhm | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 45 | cf0xfcv | PleaseRespectTables | mylittlepony | 29 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 06:57:11 | [\\(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻](http://i.imgur.com/iWkuNUg.gif) |
cf0xhue | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 21 | cf0xhqw | PleaseRespectTables | standupshots | 9 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 07:00:18 | [\\(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻](http://i.imgur.com/ejzJsxP.gif) |
cf0xjkp | You're welcome. | 23 | cf0xj7s | PresidentObama___ | AskReddit | 10 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-28 07:02:33 | "Thanks, Obama" |
cf0xxlz | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 11 | cf0xxex | PleaseRespectTables | india | 3 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 07:20:48 | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cf0y7qe | Not with that attitude. | 10 | cf0y1ct | Techno-Cake | pcmasterrace | 1 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-28 07:32:57 | but the rest would be cooler than room temperature, wouldn't they |
cf0yuu1 | Yep. | 24 | cf0ymon | [deleted] | AskReddit | 14 | yep | 2014-01-28 07:59:27 | Stripper? |
cf10nsr | No. | 8 | cf10ejd | asportking | GameDeals | 4 | no | 2014-01-28 09:06:53 | This is a stupid question...here it goes: So if I have the PC version of ME3, the DLC won't apply for it? |
cf119jn | No | 11 | cf11785 | kidkvlt | AskWomen | 2 | no | 2014-01-28 09:28:44 | Is there a difference between "not my type" guys and children/senior citizens? |
cf11q8y | Yes. | 29 | cf11hde | Endyo | gifs | 7 | yes | 2014-01-28 09:45:15 | Is Darkplace worth watching? |
cf14s75 | thanks | 10 | cf14rvb | dynamicvirus | bannedfromclubpenguin | 6 | thanks | 2014-01-28 11:27:08 | PENGUINS ARE TECHNICALLY DINOSAURS THOUGH. |
cf13udf | thatsthejoke.jpg | 42 | cf12cj2 | Built_From_Rubbish | AskReddit | 1 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-01-28 10:56:45 | /r/thathappend |
cf13ui7 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 85 | cf13u1w | PleaseRespectTables | todayilearned | 41 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 10:56:52 | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cf147oi | You're welcome. | 49 | cf147il | PresidentObama___ | Birmingham | 17 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-28 11:08:54 | Thanks, Obama. |
cf14rn5 | No | 10 | cf11drj | markhewitt1978 | bicycling | 2 | no | 2014-01-28 11:26:39 | Does typing the data from the little computer into an Excel file and then manually plotting the route in Google Earth count? |
cf16wy8 | lol | 56 | cf16thc | dudebro42 | AdviceAnimals | 25 | lol | 2014-01-28 12:36:32 | Me too lol. |
cf16xjv | yup | 18 | cf15ze8 | sabotag3 | mildlyinteresting | 11 | yup | 2014-01-28 12:37:03 | maybe it's canadian dollars. |
cf170pp | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 128 | cf170du | PleaseRespectTables | funny | 45 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 12:39:56 | [\\(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻](http://i.imgur.com/uKLkntE.gif) |
cf174tt | No | 10 | cf171wn | playman69 | Steam | 2 | no | 2014-01-28 12:43:37 | isn't there an activation fee? |
cf17i4s | Exactly | 8 | cf170s7 | MyNameIsDon | gamegrumps | 4 | exactly | 2014-01-28 12:55:32 | Exactly |
cf189ph | You're welcome. | 37 | cf188w9 | PresidentObama___ | AdviceAnimals | 12 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-28 13:20:45 | Thanks obama |
cf18d7e | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 532 | cf18ces | PleaseRespectTables | funny | 216 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 13:23:57 | [(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻](http://i.imgur.com/m0lF1.gif) |
cf18vb4 | Yes. | 13 | cf17m8k | SgtFinnish | gifs | 6 | yes | 2014-01-28 13:40:33 | ... is this move even legal? |
cf18z6w | ಠ◡ಠ | 8 | cf18yo0 | CreepySmileBot | todayilearned | 5 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-28 13:43:55 | ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)︵ ┻━┻ |
cf192qo | Yes | 13 | cf186md | NotJordy | nba | 5 | yes | 2014-01-28 13:47:08 | what about a missed tip in? Is that a missed FG and an offensive board? |
cf19dbj | yep! | 9 | cf194na | IHadaFishOnce | chelseafc | 3 | yep | 2014-01-28 13:56:49 | I wonder if he is out for the season will he return to Chels? |
cf19o53 | Exactly | 11 | cf18cuw | RobSamson | ukpolitics | 4 | exactly | 2014-01-28 14:06:46 | They don't pay Inheritance Tax. |
cf1a7jf | Mom's spaghetti. | 226 | cf19mjb | mybro4sale | funny | 39 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-28 14:24:41 | But tonight.. |
cf1aif1 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 84 | cf1ahsi | PleaseRespectTables | funny | 26 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 14:34:43 | First time I've seen him, but he's quite busy unflipping tables. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cf1algj | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 11 | cf1al1d | PleaseRespectTables | funny | 1 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 14:37:38 | I refuse to respect tables in the manner you prescribe. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cf1ap9v | Not with that attitude.... | 11 | cf19c6i | Anoddsort | ImGoingToHellForThis | 3 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-28 14:41:15 | This isn't /r/conspiracy |
cf1arl5 | No. | 10 | cf1a983 | Norroar | DotA2 | 6 | no | 2014-01-28 14:43:25 | I stopped playing WC3 before Phoenix was released. Did he have lines in WC3 Dota? |
cf1auhq | No!!! | 8 | cf1adsz | bobber310 | videos | 5 | no | 2014-01-28 14:46:09 | Maybe, like, a little less excited next time... |
cf1cwyv | Yes | 18 | cf1a4u0 | Daskplask | dogecoin | 7 | yes | 2014-01-28 16:00:40 | Do you really need to tip someone that has 20 mil? /s |
cf1cv97 | Yes | 49 | cf1bzkv | OmegaTres | leagueoflegends | 10 | yes | 2014-01-28 15:58:57 | Would this end up making skillshots easier or harder? |
cf1dhv2 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 18 | cf1dhsz | PleaseRespectTables | funny | 8 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-01-28 16:22:31 | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ YAY |
cf1dqy3 | And my Axe | 169 | cf1d033 | Chelesuarez | pics | 73 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-28 16:31:40 | And Arrested Development |
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