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ceew1e8
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ಠ◡ಠ
| 85 |
ceew0oy
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CreepySmileBot
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gifs
| 38 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-01 11:16:12
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ಠ_ಠ
|
ceeyr4m
|
Yep.
| 8 |
ceeyn8z
|
GingerBeardThePirate
|
funny
| 1 |
yep
|
2014-01-01 13:11:26
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Would this be an issue if pot is legal here though?
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cef0q1m
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/r/shittytumblrgifs
| 12 |
cef0fp2
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PaperPunch
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ShingekiNoKyojin
| 5 |
/r/shittytumblrgifs
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2014-01-01 14:36:52
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[I'm sorry Jaeger](http://imgur.com/vViEsgy)
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cef0wrw
|
What?
| 12 |
cef0rvc
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jebuscrimbus
|
trees
| 5 |
what
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2014-01-01 14:44:59
|
It's only because during WWII they had an increase in production.
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cef2nby
|
.......Yes.
| 10 |
cef2g9w
|
Acheros
|
gamegrumps
| 2 |
yes
|
2014-01-01 16:00:49
|
Were they *on* them or *in* them?
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cef2o32
|
That's....what.....she said....?
| 17 |
cef2931
|
scottstedman
|
pics
| 7 |
that'swhatshesaid
|
2014-01-01 16:01:44
|
The more experienced you get, the more involved your "messing around" becomes. This is true for most things.
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cef33w9
|
Yes.
| 10 |
ceezax0
|
aeiol
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casualiama
| 6 |
yes
|
2014-01-01 16:21:47
|
Are you sure she's there to have sex ?
|
cef3l3u
|
Darude - Sandstorm
| 9 |
ceem806
|
tt12345x
|
4chan
| 4 |
darude-sandstorm
|
2014-01-01 16:43:00
|
What app is this?
|
cef4874
|
Yes.
| 54 |
cef3gss
|
Brad_theImpaler
|
nfl
| 17 |
yes
|
2014-01-01 17:11:22
|
Like Michael Vick right?
|
cef4mp5
|
ಠ_ಠ
| 10 |
cef29my
|
metroidpwner
|
Watches
| 3 |
ಠ_ಠ
|
2014-01-01 17:28:56
|
You're a helicopter? Don't you have clocks built into your dashboard? Well hope you do well at helicopter school. I guess you start out at budgie and graduate as a full blown Chinook!
|
cef528a
|
Not with that attitude.
| 64 |
cef22dy
|
GuitarWizard90
|
soccer
| 22 |
notwiththatattitude
|
2014-01-01 17:47:29
|
3 is not half of 11
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cef5d08
|
Whoosh
| 31 |
cef4wzy
|
Flexatron
|
worldnews
| 6 |
whoosh
|
2014-01-01 18:00:10
|
I assume you mean legendary reliability in the sense that... they're known for not being very reliable...?
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cef5s83
|
no
| 27 |
cef5rcf
|
hoffy87
|
AdviceAnimals
| 12 |
no
|
2014-01-01 18:17:52
|
Did she grind on yo dick?
|
cef68vt
|
Why?
| 15 |
cef4zsy
|
Unregardless
|
aww
| 9 |
why
|
2014-01-01 18:37:13
|
My younger (twin) brothers were almost born in different months. The doctors basically held one of them in until after midnight.
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cef8kvj
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 8 |
cef8k7y
|
CreepySmileBot
|
todayilearned
| 4 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-01 20:17:01
|
ಠ_ಠ <|> ===D /ω\\ I stand and shit.
|
cef71bi
|
yes
| 25 |
cef6twl
|
[deleted]
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trees
| 13 |
yes
|
2014-01-01 19:10:54
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Are you a turkey?
|
cef7ee2
|
yes
| 16 |
cef6z6p
|
mattcoady
|
GameDeals
| 10 |
yes
|
2014-01-01 19:26:16
|
Is it a steam code?
|
cef7rrh
|
Yes
| 62 |
cef7q39
|
iSwoopz
|
funny
| 36 |
yes
|
2014-01-01 19:42:01
|
Is it pronounced "double-u" I always pronounced it "dubba-u."
|
cef7vbd
|
You're welcome.
| 165 |
cef7v5t
|
PresidentObama___
|
gaming
| 82 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-01 19:46:12
|
Thanks Obama
|
ceuuryr
|
yes
| 36 |
ceuufaq
|
WhyIsThatImportant
|
cringepics
| 22 |
yes
|
2014-01-20 21:23:06
|
Shouldn't "yes" be capitalized?
|
cef89sd
|
Whoosh.
| 81 |
cef78x6
|
SkidmarkInMyUndies
|
AskReddit
| 9 |
whoosh
|
2014-01-01 20:03:18
|
You have the perfect username for this post
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cef8s72
|
Yes.
| 15 |
cef8mgk
|
EthanSpears
|
nfl
| 5 |
yes
|
2014-01-01 20:26:01
|
Horton would take us back to the 3-4... Do we wanna flip flop like that?
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cef8zuq
|
You're welcome.
| 188 |
cef8znb
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PresidentObama___
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IAmA
| 66 |
you'rewelcome
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2014-01-01 20:35:20
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Do a "thanks Obama" .... **please**...
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cef9we0
|
No
| 9 |
cef9vye
|
Terbmagic
|
CFB
| 3 |
no
|
2014-01-01 21:20:58
|
If UCF goes up by another TD, will it be safe to turn off the game and go to sleep? Edit: it was safe.
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cefamqr
|
:(
| 81 |
cefakp7
|
obscenicus
|
videos
| 7 |
:(
|
2014-01-01 21:57:45
|
Was
|
cev9fi3
|
Yes
| 682 |
cev91bn
|
[deleted]
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AskReddit
| 347 |
yes
|
2014-01-21 11:10:41
|
once you're done, ... ?
|
cefcf3s
|
Mom's Spaghetti.
| 246 |
cefccd3
|
TheGreatZiegfeld
|
WTF
| 110 |
mom'sspaghetti
|
2014-01-01 23:45:39
|
Mannequinism?
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cefcq73
|
Not with that attitude!
| 8 |
cefb06a
|
f0undation
|
AskMen
| 4 |
notwiththatattitude
|
2014-01-02 00:08:08
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Unfortunately, due to complicated circumstances, it's not an option. What I experienced the other night will only be a tease.
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cefd0an
|
Nope.
| 49 |
cefcutt
|
OpenStraightElephant
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WTF
| 32 |
nope
|
2014-01-02 00:29:35
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Would anything detrimental happen if you soaked your foot in water for a while (i.e. going swimming or taking a bath)?
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cefey1a
|
why...
| 9 |
cefbgql
|
CSDragon
|
leagueoflegends
| 4 |
why
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2014-01-02 03:49:01
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Please make her wear high heel boots instead
|
ceff7oc
|
Yeah
| 12 |
ceff71y
|
DjTurtl3
|
WTF
| 3 |
yeah
|
2014-01-02 04:17:56
|
Is it wrong of me to become hungry after seeing this?
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ceffqq5
|
No
| 13 |
ceffft0
|
j1202
|
reddevils
| 6 |
no
|
2014-01-02 05:10:19
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Sorry to ask this but I have you tagged as 'Rooney is not worth 45million' would you stand by that given the season we've had from him so far?
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cefh26r
|
Not with that attitude.
| 10 |
cefc38e
|
I_love_fatties
|
dadjokes
| 1 |
notwiththatattitude
|
2014-01-02 06:47:43
|
I.....still don't get it :( Not like I go on dates anyway :((
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cefha3d
|
You're welcome.
| 18 |
cefh9xr
|
PresidentObama___
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behindthegifs
| 7 |
you'rewelcome
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2014-01-02 07:00:47
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THANKS OBAMA.
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cefhbdj
|
Yep
| 68 |
cefh46q
|
bro-throwaway
|
OutOfTheLoop
| 41 |
yep
|
2014-01-02 07:02:53
|
So you created an account to ask gay bros something and then you decided to keep it?
|
cefiiix
|
Both
| 10 |
cefi1y5
|
ThirdHerd
|
breakingbad
| 4 |
both
|
2014-01-02 08:05:41
|
Not sure if /u/thirdherd just smokes a lot of weed and likes to say he's "420" or just likes making fun of being kind of short.
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cefitbl
|
You're welcome.
| 10 |
cefit5d
|
PresidentObama___
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worldnews
| 5 |
you'rewelcome
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2014-01-02 08:20:53
|
Thanks, Obama!
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cefjsil
|
Yeah.
| 226 |
cefjq1c
|
AlderaanRefugee
|
behindthegifs
| 142 |
yeah
|
2014-01-02 09:01:51
|
Is everyone a mod around here!?
|
cefkp2k
|
You're welcome.
| 10 |
cefkoll
|
PresidentObama___
|
Bravenewbies
| 5 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-02 09:36:02
|
Thanks Obama.
|
cefl44k
|
No
| 10 |
cefjli5
|
ItsScotty
|
notinteresting
| 5 |
no
|
2014-01-02 09:51:37
|
Text me.
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cf2hzl4
|
lol.
| 42 |
cf2dpgu
|
antbalsamo
|
OFWGKTA
| 13 |
lol
|
2014-01-29 21:43:50
|
It was submitted to a blog on tumblr by anonymous
|
ceflr9y
|
OK...?
| 11 |
ceflmm6
|
tacobeams
|
nfl
| 2 |
ok
|
2014-01-02 10:14:49
|
I'M JUST SAYING, I RECOGNIZE MOST OF THE POSTERS UP IN HERE. YOU THOUGH, I HAVE NO IDEA.
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cefmq2u
|
Yes.
| 8 |
cefmowa
|
shibblywibbly
|
wow
| 3 |
yes
|
2014-01-02 10:49:49
|
Does Warcraft 3 work well with modern PCs?
|
cefmv3p
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 13 |
cefmv21
|
CreepySmileBot
|
Warframe
| 3 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-02 10:54:45
|
...pretty much OP. ಠ_ಠ
|
cefn1n4
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 8 |
cefmz2o
|
BraveDude8
|
Warframe
| 4 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-02 11:01:00
|
I don't even... As if the Grineer head wasn't enough, this just got even creepier.
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cefnhiz
|
You're welcome.
| 29 |
cefnhfo
|
PresidentObama___
|
Music
| 17 |
you'rewelcome
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2014-01-02 11:15:48
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Blocked in my country. Thanks, Obama.
|
cefnves
|
No.
| 162 |
cefnmdh
|
rawfanboy101
|
behindthegifs
| 37 |
no
|
2014-01-02 11:29:38
|
Can I be a mod?
|
cefokdr
|
Yes
| 21 |
cefoboy
|
Juzam_Gin
|
cringepics
| 13 |
yes
|
2014-01-02 11:53:56
|
Are you saying all introverts are jerks?
|
cefp1bz
|
Thatsthejoke.jpg
| 16 |
cefif17
|
output_enable
|
Fitness
| 1 |
thatsthejokejpg
|
2014-01-02 12:10:22
|
Heh. The book actually covers this though.
|
cefpo88
|
Both!
| 284 |
cefoq7v
|
_JoelMcHale
|
IAmA
| 118 |
both
|
2014-01-02 12:33:21
|
Who's a better kisser: Alison Brie or Gillian Jacobs?
|
cefr55u
|
You're welcome.
| 12 |
cefr4ua
|
PresidentObama___
|
gifs
| 6 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-02 13:24:38
|
And the obligatory: Thanks, Obama.
|
cefr9ai
|
Exactly.
| 8 |
cefqwea
|
nope_jpg
|
funny
| 5 |
exactly
|
2014-01-02 13:28:32
|
Fucking Teresa.
|
cefrp8l
|
Mom's Spaghetti
| 241 |
cefr118
|
jshine1337
|
AdviceAnimals
| 145 |
mom'sspaghetti
|
2014-01-02 13:43:25
|
Monorail
|
cefrsa4
|
Mom's spaghetti
| 68 |
cefrk8s
|
LeJoker
|
gifs
| 14 |
mom'sspaghetti
|
2014-01-02 13:46:11
|
What a wonderful phrase.
|
cefrvsi
|
...what?
| 13 |
cefr96f
|
Pugglezzzzzzz
|
AskReddit
| 2 |
what
|
2014-01-02 13:49:29
|
Full hardheartedly agree.
|
ceuy3ps
|
Yes
| 14 |
ceuy3h6
|
yes_it_is_weird
|
pics
| 4 |
yes
|
2014-01-21 00:44:21
|
Is it weird he looks kinda tasty?
|
cefs0jk
|
Both!
| 15 |
cefrboi
|
justjacob
|
marvelstudios
| 8 |
both
|
2014-01-02 13:53:50
|
Because of Gibson's characteristics or his racial intolerance?
|
cefstqu
|
that's what she said
| 19 |
cefrian
|
InnerBoyka
|
Jokes
| 11 |
that'swhatshesaid
|
2014-01-02 14:22:35
|
Spoiler: they came together.
|
ceftcu1
|
Yeah
| 9 |
ceft6sn
|
K3R3G3
|
videos
| 3 |
yeah
|
2014-01-02 14:42:17
|
Are you referring to the music at the end?
|
ceftm32
|
All of them.
| 12 |
ceftc73
|
Iron__mind
|
soccer
| 2 |
allofthem
|
2014-01-02 14:51:37
|
Umm...what transfers did you guys talk about?
|
cev8iin
|
Not with that attitude.
| 25 |
cev7tyx
|
Lionstrong
|
AskReddit
| 11 |
notwiththatattitude
|
2014-01-21 10:39:23
|
Got em here in Iowa, too. Just means you don't have to go inside, doesn't mean you can drink in your car or public. It's not a drive thru bar.
|
cefv5w9
|
That's what she said.
| 30 |
ceft3ad
|
beet_schrute
|
secretsanta
| 13 |
that'swhatshesaid
|
2014-01-02 15:49:34
|
Bummer. Why is this so hard?
|
cefvpld
|
Yes
| 23 |
cefv8ml
|
Commotion
|
investing
| 8 |
yes
|
2014-01-02 16:10:10
|
What happens to shareholders in a situation like that? Do they lose all their money?
|
cefxsdx
|
Yes?
| 9 |
cefwe04
|
TheKhajiit
|
gaming
| 3 |
yes
|
2014-01-02 17:59:30
|
Khajiit*
|
cefxnh3
|
And my Axe!
| 21 |
cefwzbc
|
robotsneedhugs2
|
AdviceAnimals
| 7 |
andmyaxe
|
2014-01-02 17:54:22
|
and tuesday was my tuesday
|
cefxnv6
|
You're welcome.
| 26 |
cefxnae
|
PresidentObama___
|
AskReddit
| 5 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-02 17:54:47
|
Thanks, Obama.
|
cefyck8
|
Mom's spaghetti
| 25 |
cefxsja
|
king_jacobi
|
AskReddit
| 2 |
mom'sspaghetti
|
2014-01-02 18:20:34
|
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
|
cefyzba
|
not with that attitude
| 1,235 |
cefyvlc
|
not_chris_hansen_
|
AdviceAnimals
| 676 |
notwiththatattitude
|
2014-01-02 18:43:45
|
Yeah... but the first pic I saw was of her embracing a dying dog. She had pretty eyes, but they were bloodshot and full of tears. Now all I can think of is this poor, compassionate girl, trying to comfort her doomed pet. Can't fap to that.
|
cefz99n
|
whoosh
| 14 |
cefz4w6
|
SexmanTaco
|
AskReddit
| 1 |
whoosh
|
2014-01-02 18:53:49
|
Rodney Ruxin*
|
cefzbyk
|
Not with that attitude.
| 10 |
cefz0k2
|
1millionbucks
|
AskReddit
| 1 |
notwiththatattitude
|
2014-01-02 18:56:25
|
He's not?!
|
cefzji5
|
yes
| 33 |
cefyc58
|
lucky13_
|
AskReddit
| 12 |
yes
|
2014-01-02 19:03:59
|
Best or worst?
|
cefzpof
|
Exactly.
| 38 |
cefzo9v
|
[deleted]
|
AskReddit
| 24 |
exactly
|
2014-01-02 19:09:51
|
Mila Kunis was like 15 when they started filming that show though.
|
cefzuw4
|
That's what she said
| 15 |
cefzrx7
|
Formulabuild
|
pcmasterrace
| 6 |
that'swhatshesaid
|
2014-01-02 19:14:57
|
Good lord that heatsink is huge!
|
ceg0dfa
|
You're welcome.
| 8 |
ceg0dao
|
PresidentObama___
|
AdviceAnimals
| 1 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-02 19:33:08
|
Thanks, Obama
|
ceh173z
|
k
| 8 |
ceh0vds
|
alfrizk
|
AskReddit
| 1 |
k
|
2014-01-04 01:43:48
|
But my idea lives on my sadness I stared into the abyss and it stared back.
|
ceg0nxn
|
What?
| 14 |
cefzose
|
their
|
pics
| 2 |
what
|
2014-01-02 19:43:16
|
their*
|
ceg10q2
|
ಠ_ಠ
| 8 |
ceg0gd1
|
CleverPunName
|
AskReddit
| 4 |
ಠ_ಠ
|
2014-01-02 19:55:41
|
46 year old me thought the same thing.
|
ceg17xe
|
no.
| 31 |
ceg16zf
|
MonstercatMedia
|
Monstercat
| 16 |
no
|
2014-01-02 20:02:43
|
I'm not sure if I should clear things up...
|
ceg2ndq
|
You're welcome.
| 9 |
ceg2nbv
|
PresidentObama___
|
progressive
| 1 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-02 20:55:52
|
[Thanks, Obama!](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/188/thanksobama.jpg)
|
ceg347h
|
yes
| 30 |
ceg30qx
|
annoying_yes_bot
|
gifs
| 9 |
yes
|
2014-01-02 21:14:25
|
That's an interesting combination. Is it really good or are you trolling?
|
ceg36u7
|
Yes
| 52 |
ceg3334
|
Ratatagoat
|
gifs
| 19 |
yes
|
2014-01-02 21:17:18
|
I just bought my first to taste the greatness everyone seems to have about it but I find it extremely too hot. Do you recommend just keeping at it so I develop a tolerance to it ?
|
ceg38hm
|
Darude - Sandstorm
| 162 |
ceg04t8
|
Satouros
|
gaming
| 64 |
darude-sandstorm
|
2014-01-02 21:18:54
|
what game is this?
|
ceg39ff
|
You're welcome.
| 59 |
ceg39br
|
PresidentObama___
|
AskReddit
| 14 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-02 21:19:53
|
this needs a bot, now! and btw thanks obama!
|
ceg4kry
|
Yes
| 10 |
ceg2uy5
|
thastig
|
AskReddit
| 4 |
yes
|
2014-01-02 22:17:13
|
Jessica or harvey?
|
ceg62ar
|
Darude - Sandstorm
| 80 |
ceg5n82
|
Mikav
|
todayilearned
| 12 |
darude-sandstorm
|
2014-01-02 23:43:36
|
Who is this?
|
ceg6rnu
|
You're welcome.
| 183 |
ceg6rb0
|
PresidentObama___
|
AskReddit
| 93 |
you'rewelcome
|
2014-01-03 00:33:22
|
Thanks Obama!
|
ceg76ww
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 33 |
ceg76rz
|
CreepySmileBot
|
woahdude
| 16 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-03 01:06:17
|
Did you really just write "she's a gulper" with a straight face? ಠ_ಠ
|
ceg7n10
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 8 |
ceg7muz
|
CreepySmileBot
|
pokemontrades
| 2 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-03 01:46:09
|
well thats still cool :D your alot better than reddits creepysmilebot ಠ_ಠ
|
ceg7z0o
|
ಠ◡ಠ
| 51 |
ceg7yhr
|
CreepySmileBot
|
reactiongifs
| 24 |
ಠ◡ಠ
|
2014-01-03 02:19:28
|
ಠ_ಠ
|
ceg81qp
|
NO
| 8 |
ceg7h38
|
Cley_Faye
|
gaming
| 1 |
no
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2014-01-03 02:27:30
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Holy shit you guys, I'm at the bottom of the comments and I still haven't seen what game this is from. Does anyone want to say?
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ceg8gz4
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You're welcome.
| 32 |
ceg8gn1
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PresidentObama___
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todayilearned
| 2 |
you'rewelcome
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2014-01-03 03:13:43
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Thanks Obama.
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ceg9gwo
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Mom's spaghetti.
| 8 |
ceg96tn
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CARVERitUP
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trees
| 1 |
mom'sspaghetti
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2014-01-03 04:59:14
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Sounds dank.
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cegb2gd
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Yes
| 15 |
ceg9u9w
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ThePickleAvenger
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gamegrumps
| 1 |
yes
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2014-01-03 06:51:34
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Confirmed from where?
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cevj0jc
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All of them.
| 70 |
cevii4f
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Whistlin_Willy_Wart
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todayilearned
| 26 |
allofthem
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2014-01-21 16:34:23
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In her brain how many bats did it take to move the tower
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cegcvw6
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Yeah?
| 22 |
cegctzl
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[deleted]
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jailbreak
| 13 |
yeah
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2014-01-03 08:17:45
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I this a theme post?
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cegd4zh
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THANKS!!!
| 13 |
cegd390
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fancyfire
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WTF
| 7 |
thanks
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2014-01-03 08:28:21
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MERRY CAKEDAY FANCYFIRE
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cegehn9
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Thatsthejoke.jpg
| 15 |
cegeehj
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ElcidBarrett
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AskReddit
| 2 |
thatsthejokejpg
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2014-01-03 09:21:58
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Probably couldn't read or write after those lobotomies.
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ceginw6
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Yes
| 23 |
cegikcv
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xElmentx
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reactiongifs
| 9 |
yes
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2014-01-03 11:53:23
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Ok...I don't belong to a gym, and I know that people generally start the new year trying out a new gym for their resolutions and what have you...but [SERIOUS]ly... Gym goer's - is it REALLY that crazy this week at the gym compared to weeks prior?
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ceghvga
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
| 31 |
cegg689
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sammypip
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pokemon
| 4 |
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
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2014-01-03 11:25:32
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D,:
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cegiskz
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ಠ◡ಠ
| 28 |
cegisgp
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CreepySmileBot
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quityourbullshit
| 11 |
ಠ◡ಠ
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2014-01-03 11:57:54
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The first comment would be so much better without the ಠ_ಠ that shit was barely funny the first time, now somebody uses it in every godamn thread. Inb4 somebody replies "ಠ_ಠ" to this post.
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