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What's your go to comfort meal? Why is it special?	Quarter Pounders from McDonald's. There's something about how warm they are when they're made fresh and the texture that makes me so happy.
What's your favorite book/ book series?	Percy Jackson
victoria coren mitchell is what ?	True. Probably. Maybe not.
What is the luckiest thing you have done that deserves praise from others?	I canceled my gym membership in February over COVID even though everyone was making fun of me for being paranoid. I didn’t have to pay for those months the gym was closed
(Guys) Were you ever lucky enough to hook up with an older woman when you were 18-19? How?	Was banging a 27 year old when I was 20. Wasn’t trying to exploit daddy issues, but I was inadvertently exploiting daddy issues. Was awesome.
When was the moment you realized he/she is NOT the one?	When she said her girlfriend was waiting in the car
What's your favorite quote?	If he dies he dies.
When you are annoyed and want someone else to stop talking, do you say "pipe down" or "shut up" and why?	Some take the pipe up and shut down.
people named mongo, why get so frustrated when no understand ?	Punch horse make Mongo feel not bad now
What’s the best movie from the 80’s??	Back To The Future
Mental spin the bottle....you have to kiss the first celebrity that comes to mind..who was it?	Sigh. unzips. Come here Danny DeVito. Sorry mum.
What 2020 story should’ve gotten more coverage and probably would’ve in a “normal” year?	The confirmation of a UFO that NASA can’t confirm originates from earth
What are some superstition have you experienced and do you believe it's real, why or why not?	Knock on wood. I’m not superstitious at all but I always do or say “knock on wood”
Everyday, somehow, a new garden gnome is placed in your front yard, no one knows or asks about it and it's getting weird, what do you do?	Buy some cheap video stuff and catch the weirdo on video and hand that over to the police
What is that one video game ending that no matter how hard you try, you can't get over?	Portal 2 for some reason. Always stuck with me lol
What are some good new years resolutions?	1920x1080
What is something you hear people mutter behind your back from time to time?	i don't really listen to people i more so observe body language in everyone see whats goin on
What do you think it means if you cringe when you hear your name/hate hearing it?	I hated my name, it was connected to trauma for me, maybe it's the same for you. I changed my name and couldn't be happier with it.
To those who have already screwed up their 2021 so far, what happened?	Mf im not even in 2021 yet the only answer you would get are from people who just died
What do you think is the difference between cute, hot, and pretty?	Cute: attractive but in a generally innocent, non-sexual way Hot: very attractive in a sexual way Pretty: attractive with some sexual attraction
You wake up tomorrow and it's January 1st 2020 but you remember everything. What do you do?	Buy stocks in Zoom.
What forms of violence that are illegal now should be legal?	Duels
People still in 2020, how does it feel (from a European in 2021)?	To European in 2021, how does it feel to be such a fucking douche bag for another year?
Family orgy and what was it like ?	This only happens in pornos retard
How is 2021 going so far?	Im in Germany and it’s currently 4:20am
What the weirdest thing your pet has done?	I have an African Gray parrot; they're known to be smart, and can duplicate voices perfectly. He's 30 years old. At one point, I was ordering pizza from the same place, and had them on speed dial. They had caller ID, so they knew who was calling. Well, he had watched me go through the routine hundreds of times over the years: Hit the speed dial button. Wait for the place to answer. Say,'I'd like to place an order for a large pie for delivery'. They would respond with, 'Okay, that's a large pie for 'xxx xxxxx' at 'xxxxx main street, right?' I'd agree, they'd tell me how long it would be, and that was it, they'd deliver it. So one day, I'm working in another part of the house. Bird apparently climbs down from his cage, walks across the room, climbs up my desk. Hits the speed dial button, waits for the pizzeria to answer, and says, 'I'd like to place an order for a large pie for delivery'. And he sounds EXACTLY....LIKE....ME. But he screws it up, and when they ask for confirmation, all he does is repeat the order, and this apparently went on a few times, before they realized something was wrong. The pizzeria people call me back, and I hear the phone ringing, pick it up, and they ask me what's going on, describe what they experienced. My bird is sitting on my desk. Near the phone. He tried to order a pizza. I felt bad, he had tried so hard to get the pizza he wanted. So I ordered one; and we shared a pizza. He really likes pizza. And I removed the pizzeria from my speed dial buttons.
How do you feel sexy/confident when you’re bloated?	know that some are into that
What’s your favorite TV show?	South park
What time do I start revenge of the sith to have Grevious say “Time to abandon ship.” and hit the button right at midnight?	I started ROTJ at 9:34:31 to get the fireworks so do that instead because that all I know.
How exactly did the fight between the two of you start?	u suck
victoria coren mitchell first thing you think about when u see her ?	What
Is fart smell hereditary? Why ?	No, not really. But it may be similar within a family if they eat the same food and have the same lifestyles. It's particular food + particular gut flora cocktail + relevant conditions like hypoglycemia/diabetes, etc. That is, largely environmental or bacterial. Humans are no longer able to detect individual-specific scents or pheremones, having lost it at some earlier form of hominin, or perhaps even earlier. When we smell people, we're just smelling secondary processes like sweat, dietary skin excretions, halitosis, bath products.
What hypocritical about mankind?	They say "this is shit" when something is bad but "this is the shit" when something is good. ARE HOMO SAPIENS FOND OF FECAL MATTER OR NOT? I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOUR SPECIES!
You have to pick one country and every one in it just dissapears simple as that. Where do you pick?	No matter whag you pick this is gonna start drama so imma just say antartica, not many people live there right?
How would you feel about having a mandatory class in high school that teaches about budgeting, handling or avoiding debt, making good investments, signing important documents, job interviews, and other important adult life skills?	That would be fucking incredible. Way more useful than anything else the students are learning
What made 2020 a great year for you personally?	It passed before I could notice
Day 1 of 2021, How is it going?	So far so good. It's 3am so not much is happening, but still.
How do you react when somebody's singing happy birthday to you?	Smile, look at each person and be grateful to have such great friends and family.
What video game had the best opening?	The last of us intro was good the first time through
If you could transmit a single message to the entirety of humans, what would it be?	stfu
IYO, why is the divorce rate so high in America?	It's been falling for decades though.
What’s the first thing you said in 2021?	"HAPPY NEW YEAR! HOPE HUMANITY FIXES ITS PROBLEMS THIS YEAR INSTEAD OF SCREWING UP MORE!" (And yes, that is word for word what I said when it hit midnight.)
(Serious) If you had a choice post-COVID to remember or forget the COVID era, what would you choose?	OP here. I would choose to remember so that I’m informed of what people are capable of in their hearts, and also know what red flags to look out for both in people and in politics.
Why do you think a lot of guys on tinder pose with pretty girls in their pics?	They think it makes them look more appealing
What do you like about the human body?	It just kinda keeps working even if you're not paying attention. That said, sometimes that's also a negative.
People already in 2021, hows it going?	Not so great here. It’s 4 am and I can’t sleep. I sat up all night arguing with ignorant people who meant I was a “stupid, awful thing” for wanting to ban private use of fireworks to help save pets/animals. Many people commented the same thing as me, but I got all the hate. All of it. I’ve been crying for many, many hours. (It’s rough receiving these kind of messages when I already have anxiety and depression and literally am only doing my best for what I love the most. .)
What are some unique ways to say “let that sink in”?	Give that reservoir access to your premises.
What are you not going to do in 2021 ?	Hope.
People who don’t use their turn signals when driving. Why?	Nobody needs to know where I'm going.
What would you die for on free will?	Family
How do you stop being afraid of losing connections with the people?	If you lose connections with someone, you obviously weren't very close with them in the first place. I've lost touch with people and realized there was nothing I was missing. Once you start to realize that, it feels okay. It takes time to adjust, but it does turn out alright.
What if gentrification never existed?	Shitty neighborhoods would stay shitty forever.
People who have outrun cops, how did you do it?	Not sure where you live and if you care about stories from other countries but I live in Cambodia right now and I've ran away from the cops about 4 times here. Sounds worse than it is. The police here don't have the means to chase you. What they do is they stand on the side of the road, when they see you coming on your scooter they step onto the road and stop you. Yeah.. it's absurd but many things here are. So what I've done 3 times is slow down a bit first, make them think you're going to stop and then go full throttle past them. I'm not the only one whose done that. And once you've past them they won't chase you. They also haven't developed a system yet with your licence plate number and your address so they won't do anything. However, the last time I did it was with a much bigger checkpoint. And I had to speed past 4 cops in order to do it. They didn't like that so the last guy, who was wielding a light stick, smacked me in the face with it. Luckily I didn't go down but I told myself that was the last time.
In your opinion, why is the divorce rate so high worldwide?	You are conditioned growing up to believe you NEED to find love in order to be a valid person. That causes people to rush into bad marriages. You ever go to a wedding for two people you know that GENUINELY love each other? It’s a waaay better vibe
Try 4 at posting this. You have to pick one country and every one in it just dissapears simple as that. Where and Why?	Andorra. Why? Why not?
You live in an old appartement complex (thin walls) and your neighbors are habitually robbing you of sleep by playing extremely loud music all night most nights. Traditional methods (respectful conversation and police) are not working. What do you do?	Do normal daily chores extra loud or have very loud phone conversations when they're sleeping. Or demand they buy you noise cancelling headphones.
What are your emotions knowing Times Square is going to be empty this year ?	I’m from Brooklyn. It doesn’t bother me much. My cities been through a whole lot, it will get through this. Like the rest of the country.
Who do you think is smarter, an anti-masker, or a can of creamed corn, and why?	An anti-masker is smarter than a can of creamed corn. You have to at least have the ability to make decisions in order to make bad ones. That being said, I'd prefer to be in a room with a can of creamed corn.
What's your worst "I've been friendzoned" story?	I was friendzoned 14 times by the same girl. We’re still really good friends
What is the worst New Years resolution you can make for yourself?	I will try as many drugs as possible
How do you deal with the fact that, because of social media pressures, Love is basically Dead?	WTF are you talking about
Whey does thys cheek fold in when thee bites down and how does one fix it?	This felt like Shakespeare asking a question.
What are you looking forward to in 2021?	Eating ass.
For those in 2021, how is it so far?	It was wack af while i was still drunk but then i sobered up and now my dad is talking shit about me and my brother and how he wants us out of the house
So, what makes PragerU so bad?	Hard right-wing bias, attempts to indoctrinate impressionable people, obvious conflict of interest, defends Robert E. Lee for fighting against John Brown.
What misheard lyrics do you find hilarious?	Y'all know that one song? Anyways, started hearing "Dance on me balls, Dad fucking a handbag, Yours only yours, I'm going to stay at winston's, It's no lie, ???, LOOK HARRY HAD A VAGINA MALFUNCTION" I can't stop hearing it now.
What was the most disgusting that happened to you in your life?	Sheet accidentally came up while sleeping in a hotel and my face touched the bare mattress.
What's the best thing to happen to you in 2020?	I started a lego obsession and have acquired a lot of sets.
What got you through 2020?	meth
If you didn’t have to choose between light and dark mode, what color/theme would you like the background on your social media to have?	Probably like a navy blue
What 90s movies simply wouldn’t exist with modern technology introduced?	Home alone would be a short film.
[Serious] People who have been clinically diagnosed with a mental disorder, how do you feel when you see someone who fakes having one?	Honestly it doesn't really affect me. Like, it's annoying, but I just kind of ignore them and move on.
What phrase do you want to see retire in 2021?	When... when did I ask? Can’t ask a genuine question to a preteen without getting this
You're hired for blowing up balloons for New Year's Eve! You are told that for every ballon you inflate and tie effectively, you will receive a commission equal to $1 USD. You are given an 8 hour period to inflate and tie as many as you can. How much money will you be able to earn before time's up?	Not enough to make it worth the effort lol
What gives you hope that maybe we haven't doomed our species to extinction in the nearish future?	Spreading the infection to another host cell... err... I mean future offworld colonisation
What song “powers you up” in games when you listen to that song?	The Only Thing They Fear Is You
People who are already in 2021, how is it?	Disappointing.
What is your weird fetish and just why?	Love and affection
What is everyone's New years resolution for 2021?	Pee before I go.
As the year 2020 wraps up, what was the worst argument you go into with your dog or any other pet?	Not saying. He won.
What’s a skill or trade that’s not your core profession but that you’re damn glad you learned?	Welding. I’m envious of people who grew up around mechanics though. I have the aptitude to teach myself but I wish I’d just fell into it due to circumstance like others have.
We all have one- what is your most embarrassing fart story?	First time I farted in front of my girlfriend. I was in the kitchen looking in the fridge and dropped some serious ass. She laughs and I’m horrified to discover she’s standing at the bottom of the steps to my left. It was pretty early in the relationship, before we officially entered the phase where we were comfortable just letting them rip around each other. I think this was the start of us entering that phase
What’s an underrated comedy show that never fails to make you laugh?	IT Crowd
Why your choice between no hair on your body at all OR it grows 10x as fast everyplace except the top of your head?	The latter is already me so I'll just stick with that
What naughty (sexual) thing you want to see made law (is allowed to happen) and why ?	Not incest which I can clearly see you would love after one scroll on your profile...
What did you learn about yourself this year that you wouldn’t have otherwise learned if not for this pandemic?	I can work 7 days a week, 100+ hour weeks, for 7+ months. Didn't know i was capable of being so exhausted
You can only drink 3 specific brands of beer for the rest of your life. What are they and why?	PBR, Newcastle, and Guinness
What wierd 2 food combinations are actually tasty?	animal crackers and milk.
When is the last time you mistakenly trusted a fart?	I loose 1 every 3-4 months
What is the appeal of golf?	I don't get it, it's one of the most boring human activities I could possibly imagine doing.
When did you feel the spark die in your relationship?	...it wasn't just one thing, one instance...one betrayal of confidence that did it. More like, the accumulation of little things over an extended period, and as things went on, I realized that things had changed to the point where, no matter what we could do, it wouldn't ever be the same again.
(Serious) When was the first time you experienced pure terror?	Went to a "haunted" graveyard called Hell's Gate in spartanburg, SC. It was just me and a mate messing around, but when we got there a group of ~15 dudes in hoods were walking into the graveyard with lanterns. Immidiately we panicked and ran.
People who got the covid vaccine how bad was it?	The next day had a sore arm and chills for a couple hours. Other than that it was fine
What are some good uncommon reasons to have an existential crisis?	Your mother telling you that she is pretty sure she was abducted by aliens shortly before she found out she was pregnant with you.
For 2021, we need more people celebrating our similarities instead of our differences. What things do you share with those of different cultures/religions that you are grateful for?	I feel an identification with Shinto though I am pretty much non-religious. I like the natural sort of spirituality Shinto centers around.
How would you geographically alter your country to make life better for it's citizens?	Canadian here. I'd move the country south... We'd have to move out of our igloos but I think it would be worth it.
When did you realize you were just entertainment for someone when they were bored?	Right after I got married.
People who are now living in 2021 and see that the problems that developed in 2020 didn't magically disappear overnight, how are you holding up?	Quite dissapointed
What’s your favorite Pokémon?	ditto represents me in a lot of ways. i am an expressionless, talentless blob that replicates people that i like
What would you do if there was a dick in front of your face?	Depends, on whose dick it is

What's your go to comfort meal? Why is it special?

Quarter Pounders from McDonald's. There's something about how warm they are when they're made fresh and the texture that makes me so happy.

What's your favorite book/ book series?

Percy Jackson

victoria coren mitchell is what ?

True. Probably. Maybe not.

What is the luckiest thing you have done that deserves praise from others?

I canceled my gym membership in February over COVID even though everyone was making fun of me for being paranoid. I didn’t have to pay for those months the gym was closed

(Guys) Were you ever lucky enough to hook up with an older woman when you were 18-19? How?

Was banging a 27 year old when I was 20. Wasn’t *trying* to exploit daddy issues, but I was inadvertently exploiting daddy issues. Was awesome.

When was the moment you realized he/she is NOT the one?

When she said her girlfriend was waiting in the car

What's your favorite quote?

If he dies he dies.

When you are annoyed and want someone else to stop talking, do you say "pipe down" or "shut up" and why?

Some take the pipe up and shut down.

people named mongo, why get so frustrated when no understand ?

Punch horse make Mongo feel not bad now

What’s the best movie from the 80’s??

Back To The Future

Mental spin the bottle....you have to kiss the first celebrity that comes to mind..who was it?

Sigh. unzips. Come here Danny DeVito. Sorry mum.

What 2020 story should’ve gotten more coverage and probably would’ve in a “normal” year?

The confirmation of a UFO that NASA can’t confirm originates from earth

What are some superstition have you experienced and do you believe it's real, why or why not?

Knock on wood. I’m not superstitious at all but I always do or say “knock on wood”

Everyday, somehow, a new garden gnome is placed in your front yard, no one knows or asks about it and it's getting weird, what do you do?

Buy some cheap video stuff and catch the weirdo on video and hand that over to the police

What is that one video game ending that no matter how hard you try, you can't get over?

Portal 2 for some reason. Always stuck with me lol

What are some good new years resolutions?

1920x1080

What is something you hear people mutter behind your back from time to time?

i don't really listen to people i more so observe body language in everyone see whats goin on

What do you think it means if you cringe when you hear your name/hate hearing it?

I hated my name, it was connected to trauma for me, maybe it's the same for you. I changed my name and couldn't be happier with it.

To those who have already screwed up their 2021 so far, what happened?

Mf im not even in 2021 yet the only answer you would get are from people who just died

What do you think is the difference between cute, hot, and pretty?

Cute: attractive but in a generally innocent, non-sexual way Hot: very attractive in a sexual way Pretty: attractive with some sexual attraction

You wake up tomorrow and it's January 1st 2020 but you remember everything. What do you do?

Buy stocks in Zoom.

What forms of violence that are illegal now should be legal?

Duels

People still in 2020, how does it feel (from a European in 2021)?

To European in 2021, how does it feel to be such a fucking douche bag for another year?

Family orgy and what was it like ?

This only happens in pornos retard

How is 2021 going so far?

Im in Germany and it’s currently 4:20am

What the weirdest thing your pet has done?

I have an African Gray parrot; they're known to be smart, and can duplicate voices perfectly. He's 30 years old. At one point, I was ordering pizza from the same place, and had them on speed dial. They had caller ID, so they knew who was calling. Well, he had watched me go through the routine hundreds of times over the years: Hit the speed dial button. Wait for the place to answer. Say,'I'd like to place an order for a large pie for delivery'. They would respond with, 'Okay, that's a large pie for 'xxx xxxxx' at 'xxxxx main street, right?' I'd agree, they'd tell me how long it would be, and that was it, they'd deliver it. So one day, I'm working in another part of the house. Bird apparently climbs down from his cage, walks across the room, climbs up my desk. Hits the speed dial button, waits for the pizzeria to answer, and says, 'I'd like to place an order for a large pie for delivery'. And he sounds EXACTLY....LIKE....ME. But he screws it up, and when they ask for confirmation, all he does is repeat the order, and this apparently went on a few times, before they realized something was wrong. The pizzeria people call me back, and I hear the phone ringing, pick it up, and they ask me what's going on, describe what they experienced. My bird is sitting on my desk. Near the phone. He tried to order a pizza. I felt bad, he had tried so hard to get the pizza he wanted. So I ordered one; and we shared a pizza. He really likes pizza. And I removed the pizzeria from my speed dial buttons.

How do you feel sexy/confident when you’re bloated?

know that some are into that

What’s your favorite TV show?

South park

What time do I start revenge of the sith to have Grevious say “Time to abandon ship.” and hit the button right at midnight?

I started ROTJ at 9:34:31 to get the fireworks so do that instead because that all I know.

How exactly did the fight between the two of you start?

u suck

victoria coren mitchell first thing you think about when u see her ?

What

Is fart smell hereditary? Why ?

No, not really. But it may be similar within a family if they eat the same food and have the same lifestyles. It's particular food + particular gut flora cocktail + relevant conditions like hypoglycemia/diabetes, etc. That is, largely environmental or bacterial. Humans are no longer able to detect individual-specific scents or pheremones, having lost it at some earlier form of hominin, or perhaps even earlier. When we smell people, we're just smelling secondary processes like sweat, dietary skin excretions, halitosis, bath products.

What hypocritical about mankind?

They say "this is shit" when something is bad but "this is the shit" when something is good. ARE HOMO SAPIENS FOND OF FECAL MATTER OR NOT? I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOUR SPECIES!

You have to pick one country and every one in it just dissapears simple as that. Where do you pick?

No matter whag you pick this is gonna start drama so imma just say antartica, not many people live there right?

How would you feel about having a mandatory class in high school that teaches about budgeting, handling or avoiding debt, making good investments, signing important documents, job interviews, and other important adult life skills?

That would be fucking incredible. Way more useful than anything else the students are learning

What made 2020 a great year for you personally?

It passed before I could notice

Day 1 of 2021, How is it going?

So far so good. It's 3am so not much is happening, but still.

How do you react when somebody's singing happy birthday to you?

Smile, look at each person and be grateful to have such great friends and family.

What video game had the best opening?

The last of us intro was good the first time through

If you could transmit a single message to the entirety of humans, what would it be?

stfu

IYO, why is the divorce rate so high in America?

It's been falling for decades though.

What’s the first thing you said in 2021?

"HAPPY NEW YEAR! HOPE HUMANITY FIXES ITS PROBLEMS THIS YEAR INSTEAD OF SCREWING UP MORE!" (And yes, that is word for word what I said when it hit midnight.)

(Serious) If you had a choice post-COVID to remember or forget the COVID era, what would you choose?

OP here. I would choose to remember so that I’m informed of what people are capable of in their hearts, and also know what red flags to look out for both in people and in politics.

Why do you think a lot of guys on tinder pose with pretty girls in their pics?

They think it makes them look more appealing

What do you like about the human body?

It just kinda keeps working even if you're not paying attention. That said, sometimes that's also a negative.

People already in 2021, hows it going?

Not so great here. It’s 4 am and I can’t sleep. I sat up all night arguing with ignorant people who meant I was a “stupid, awful thing” for wanting to ban private use of fireworks to help save pets/animals. Many people commented the same thing as me, but I got all the hate. All of it. I’ve been crying for many, many hours. (It’s rough receiving these kind of messages when I already have anxiety and depression and literally am only doing my best for what I love the most. .)

What are some unique ways to say “let that sink in”?

Give that reservoir access to your premises.

What are you not going to do in 2021 ?

Hope.

People who don’t use their turn signals when driving. Why?

Nobody needs to know where I'm going.

What would you die for on free will?

Family

How do you stop being afraid of losing connections with the people?

If you lose connections with someone, you obviously weren't very close with them in the first place. I've lost touch with people and realized there was nothing I was missing. Once you start to realize that, it feels okay. It takes time to adjust, but it does turn out alright.

What if gentrification never existed?

Shitty neighborhoods would stay shitty forever.

People who have outrun cops, how did you do it?

Not sure where you live and if you care about stories from other countries but I live in Cambodia right now and I've ran away from the cops about 4 times here. Sounds worse than it is. The police here don't have the means to chase you. What they do is they stand on the side of the road, when they see you coming on your scooter they step onto the road and stop you. Yeah.. it's absurd but many things here are. So what I've done 3 times is slow down a bit first, make them think you're going to stop and then go full throttle past them. I'm not the only one whose done that. And once you've past them they won't chase you. They also haven't developed a system yet with your licence plate number and your address so they won't do anything. However, the last time I did it was with a much bigger checkpoint. And I had to speed past 4 cops in order to do it. They didn't like that so the last guy, who was wielding a light stick, smacked me in the face with it. Luckily I didn't go down but I told myself that was the last time.

In your opinion, why is the divorce rate so high worldwide?

You are conditioned growing up to believe you NEED to find love in order to be a valid person. That causes people to rush into bad marriages. You ever go to a wedding for two people you know that GENUINELY love each other? It’s a waaay better vibe

Try 4 at posting this. You have to pick one country and every one in it just dissapears simple as that. Where and Why?

Andorra. Why? Why not?

You live in an old appartement complex (thin walls) and your neighbors are habitually robbing you of sleep by playing extremely loud music all night most nights. Traditional methods (respectful conversation and police) are not working. What do you do?

Do normal daily chores extra loud or have very loud phone conversations when they're sleeping. Or demand they buy you noise cancelling headphones.

What are your emotions knowing Times Square is going to be empty this year ?

I’m from Brooklyn. It doesn’t bother me much. My cities been through a whole lot, it will get through this. Like the rest of the country.

Who do you think is smarter, an anti-masker, or a can of creamed corn, and why?

An anti-masker is smarter than a can of creamed corn. You have to at least have the ability to make decisions in order to make bad ones. That being said, I'd prefer to be in a room with a can of creamed corn.

What's your worst "I've been friendzoned" story?

I was friendzoned 14 times by the same girl. We’re still really good friends

What is the worst New Years resolution you can make for yourself?

I will try as many drugs as possible

How do you deal with the fact that, because of social media pressures, Love is basically Dead?

WTF are you talking about

Whey does thys cheek fold in when thee bites down and how does one fix it?

This felt like Shakespeare asking a question.

What are you looking forward to in 2021?

Eating ass.

For those in 2021, how is it so far?

It was wack af while i was still drunk but then i sobered up and now my dad is talking shit about me and my brother and how he wants us out of the house

So, what makes PragerU so bad?

Hard right-wing bias, attempts to indoctrinate impressionable people, obvious conflict of interest, defends Robert E. Lee for fighting against *John Brown*.

What misheard lyrics do you find hilarious?

Y'all know that one song? Anyways, started hearing "Dance on me balls, Dad fucking a handbag, Yours only yours, I'm going to stay at winston's, It's no lie, ???, LOOK HARRY HAD A VAGINA MALFUNCTION" I can't stop hearing it now.

What was the most disgusting that happened to you in your life?

Sheet accidentally came up while sleeping in a hotel and my face touched the bare mattress.

What's the best thing to happen to you in 2020?

I started a lego obsession and have acquired a lot of sets.

What got you through 2020?

meth

If you didn’t have to choose between light and dark mode, what color/theme would you like the background on your social media to have?

Probably like a navy blue

What 90s movies simply wouldn’t exist with modern technology introduced?

Home alone would be a short film.

[Serious] People who have been clinically diagnosed with a mental disorder, how do you feel when you see someone who fakes having one?

Honestly it doesn't really affect me. Like, it's annoying, but I just kind of ignore them and move on.

What phrase do you want to see retire in 2021?

When... when did I ask? Can’t ask a genuine question to a preteen without getting this

You're hired for blowing up balloons for New Year's Eve! You are told that for every ballon you inflate and tie effectively, you will receive a commission equal to $1 USD. You are given an 8 hour period to inflate and tie as many as you can. How much money will you be able to earn before time's up?

Not enough to make it worth the effort lol

What gives you hope that maybe we haven't doomed our species to extinction in the nearish future?

Spreading the infection to another host cell... err... I mean future offworld colonisation

What song “powers you up” in games when you listen to that song?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You

People who are already in 2021, how is it?

Disappointing.

What is your weird fetish and just why?

Love and affection

What is everyone's New years resolution for 2021?

Pee before I go.

As the year 2020 wraps up, what was the worst argument you go into with your dog or any other pet?

Not saying. He won.

What’s a skill or trade that’s not your core profession but that you’re damn glad you learned?

Welding. I’m envious of people who grew up around mechanics though. I have the aptitude to teach myself but I wish I’d just fell into it due to circumstance like others have.

We all have one- what is your most embarrassing fart story?

First time I farted in front of my girlfriend. I was in the kitchen looking in the fridge and dropped some serious ass. She laughs and I’m horrified to discover she’s standing at the bottom of the steps to my left. It was pretty early in the relationship, before we officially entered the phase where we were comfortable just letting them rip around each other. I think this was the start of us entering that phase

What’s an underrated comedy show that never fails to make you laugh?

IT Crowd

Why your choice between no hair on your body at all OR it grows 10x as fast everyplace except the top of your head?

The latter is already me so I'll just stick with that

What naughty (sexual) thing you want to see made law (is allowed to happen) and why ?

Not incest which I can clearly see you would love after one scroll on your profile...

What did you learn about yourself this year that you wouldn’t have otherwise learned if not for this pandemic?

I can work 7 days a week, 100+ hour weeks, for 7+ months. Didn't know i was capable of being so exhausted

You can only drink 3 specific brands of beer for the rest of your life. What are they and why?

PBR, Newcastle, and Guinness

What wierd 2 food combinations are actually tasty?

animal crackers and milk.

When is the last time you mistakenly trusted a fart?

I loose 1 every 3-4 months

What is the appeal of golf?

I don't get it, it's one of the most boring human activities I could possibly imagine doing.

When did you feel the spark die in your relationship?

...it wasn't just one thing, one instance...one betrayal of confidence that did it. More like, the accumulation of little things over an extended period, and as things went on, I realized that things had changed to the point where, no matter what we could do, it wouldn't ever be the same again.

(Serious) When was the first time you experienced pure terror?

Went to a "haunted" graveyard called Hell's Gate in spartanburg, SC. It was just me and a mate messing around, but when we got there a group of ~15 dudes in hoods were walking into the graveyard with lanterns. Immidiately we panicked and ran.

People who got the covid vaccine how bad was it?

The next day had a sore arm and chills for a couple hours. Other than that it was fine

What are some good uncommon reasons to have an existential crisis?

Your mother telling you that she is pretty sure she was abducted by aliens shortly before she found out she was pregnant with you.

For 2021, we need more people celebrating our similarities instead of our differences. What things do you share with those of different cultures/religions that you are grateful for?

I feel an identification with Shinto though I am pretty much non-religious. I like the natural sort of spirituality Shinto centers around.

How would you geographically alter your country to make life better for it's citizens?

Canadian here. I'd move the country south... We'd have to move out of our igloos but I think it would be worth it.

When did you realize you were just entertainment for someone when they were bored?

Right after I got married.

People who are now living in 2021 and see that the problems that developed in 2020 didn't magically disappear overnight, how are you holding up?

Quite dissapointed

What’s your favorite Pokémon?

ditto represents me in a lot of ways. i am an expressionless, talentless blob that replicates people that i like

What would you do if there was a dick in front of your face?

Depends, on whose dick it is