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if your stalker dated the guy with the biggest cock in high school, and then she dated you, the guy with the smallest cock in high school, why would she stalk you ?	Because I'm the perfect combination of extremely wealthy and very generous. Micropenis aside, I'm a great catch.
After all this time not being able to gather with family and friends, who do you miss the most?	I dont miss any of it to be honest. The calmness and peace and quiet and more ability to focus on myself and anything/everything I want to do,.. has been 100% amazing.
(Serious) What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve ever witnessed?	Was playing rugby at school but widthways to make the pitch smaller. That meant the posts were right on the sideline, no padding. One kid tackled the other at high speed, and the kid being tackled hit his head on the post, and an actual chunk of skull came partly off. He had a seizure with a sizeable piece of his brain exposed. By the time paramedics arrived they had to treat not only him, but another kid who'd passed out and landed face down in soft mud nearly suffocating while everyone was distracted. Both kids made a full recovery, by some miracle, but it was pretty disturbing.
What kind of jobs are felons able to get?	Construction,(my journeyman I worked with was a convicted murderer) kitchen, landscaping. Your limiting factors are going to be what you were convicted of, how long ago it was and what you have done to improve yourself since conviction. Education and training will get you a foot in the door and if you don’t have any addictions or other behaviors,(face and neck tattoos really do limit options), but show the desire to live as a functioning part of society and many places will give you a chance. Robbie,(the murderer) was making 6 figures a year as the Union BA last I heard. It’s largely up to you.
People who say “gg ez”, Why?	I don't so this, so I'm not sure if I should be answering, but I'm pretty sure that "ez" was invented so that players can let everyone know that they are in fact the best player in the game despite being "hard stuck" bronze.
What is 1 thing you wish you received(pictures,cologne,jackets item) or did before your loved one passed away?	My grandfather is not looking to good and is house bound, it being my first death idk how to kinda take it. But I’d like to have something or get something from him before he goes. When I get older I won’t regret not doing or getting something from him. (When I say “get” I don’t mean like his truck or his chair or silly stuff.) Pictures or his cologne or one of his jackets or idk anything will help
You wake up as Amber Heard. What do you do?	Admit guilt.
If you were given the choice to be immortal for a thousand years but you would have the body of a talking cat, would you do it and why?	Sooo, I'd be Salem from Sabrina, the teenage witch?
both your stalker and the guy with the biggest cock in your high school have passed away 2020, what do you do, what do you think happened ?	COVID.
What's the best man-made concept or construct?	Indoor Plumbing... (Amirite??)
When will covid end?	I am going to guess mid to late Summer 2021
What is the stereotypical food you would associate with white people and why?	Mayonnaise
What are you eating right now?	Cheesecake
How did you celebrate the end of 2020?	I'm at work =(
What do you think might actually be alien?	mushrooms
When will covid end?	Stop posting this.
What animal would you be most likely to call "majestic"?	blue whale
You need to create a Celebrity Sandwich. If you is the meat... then who are the bread? (Vegan Patty add $1) And most importantly, toasted or not toasted?	Ralph Smart and Ellen go on without me and each get fifty cents and whatever royalties whole foods gives them for promoting a vegan challenge.
2020 is about to (or has already) end(ed). What final words would you like to say to 2020?	Fuck you and I won’t see you tomorrow
What’s the biggest “you reap what you sow” moment?	When you harvest plants that you grew from seeds
People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?	Senneral Reposti
Former punks, goths, skinheads etc. ... what made you change and do you look back with fondness or embarrassment?	Former emo, I look back with fondness. I still like to blast some of the old music
What is your New Years resolution?	720p
What can you say at a funeral and at Starbucks?	Finally
Assuming there is no god, no live after death and that even the universe will end some day, whats the meaning of life?	42
People who havent asked why people havent pooped yet, why are you still holding that question in?	Cuz I was gonna ask why you’re still holdin into last year’s piss
What was the worst thing besides COVID that happened in 2020?	season 8 of game of thrones. sure it wasnt in 2020 but it was bad enough to leave ripples for years.
People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?	Im trina decide if i should have a new years nut or shit can somebody help me decide
How old is your oldest pair of underwear?	well lets see, i got my first pair when the Kaiser said we could wera under wear, so that would make them 30 ot years old. i tied an onion on my belt that proud day
Coal plant is transferring energy. so CO2 and heat will eventually become solid state in the cycle. but Fusion reactor generates energy from nothing. and heat will stay in environment forever and earth will be fireball. Why is it considered environment friendly energy?	This is the dumbest bullcrap I've ever read.
Oncology (cancer) workers, patients, family, etc, what is your best advice in working/caring for in this field?	Be kind, even to the butt holes cause they usually need it the most
What are some good games that will play on any laptop?	Minecraft
You go back in time 150 years and you know everything you know currently (you wouldn't forget stuff either). How much could you improve technological progress?	I’d probably start by introducing renewable energy first so that global warming would not happen as fast as it did
What would happen if ALL of us in the U.S. changed our W4s to 0 deductions and then refused to pay taxes at the end of the year since we’ve “gotten enough pandemic aid”?	Leg.....brain
Whats the main reason people will complain about 2021?	Financial reasons and education
How quickly did you fail your New Years resolutions?	I never fail them, because I never make any
What is the BEST overall bodywash?	Soap
Can be living or dead. Who would you smash?	Death. It's time Death got fucked.
Did your school taught you how to play your taxes ?	No but it did a bit of grammar
Would you eat a pot of live, uncooked fire ants for 5 billion dollars tax free? Why?	For 5 billion tax free dollars I'd bend over and funnel those ants into my ass.
With 2020 coming to an end. What was one thing that happened you’re very grateful for?	I am grateful that the impact of COVID-19 has been minimal to my family. We have had a few positive cases but everyone is alive an well. Not everyone can say that.
What did you love about 2020?	Being able to avoid co-workers I don't much like.
What aspects of your personality are polar opposites?	My misanthropic tendencies often clashes with my fear of loneliness.
You suddenly have 574.37 IQ. What do you do with your newfound knowledge?	teach people the difference between IQ scores, intelligence, and knowledge.
What’s a dumb decision you made as a teenager that definitely should have killed you, but didn’t?	Went to a kegger, got totally shit faced, then drove home in my parents car. Thank God I didn't get pulled over or hit anything or anyone. Never drove drunk again!
What band has more bangers Backstreet Boys or NSYNC?	Bangers = Backstreet Boys....Holiday Bangers = NSYNC
Who's your favorite underrated villain?	Professor Chaos!
The new year did not happen. It is now the start of the thirteenth month of the year. What name will you give to this new calendar month?	Smarch.
Former virgins, what do you wish your partner had done your first time to make it better for you?	I wish we both weren’t wasted
People with strict parents, how has this affected you?	It means I don't have many friends, I never got to go anywhere as a kid (like I wasn't allowed to go to friends' houses ever), I have horrible social skills, I don't know how to do certain things that are really basic (i.e. make phone calls/order at restaurants without having like a ridiculous amount of anxiety about it), and I'm really good at lying on the spot (which makes me feel bad but sometimes I have to). I never really knew what they wanted from me, I was always doing something wrong somehow, so now I obsess over every little detail of everything I do because everything has to be completely perfect and I'm terrified of failure :)))
How do you meet friends as a teenager?	I went to school and didn’t act like a dick.
To everyone in the UK how is 2021?	Nothing bad happened so far..
What car do you drive?	2013 Volkswagen Jetta
If you could pick absolutely any animal, current or historical, to loyally defend your belongings what would you pick?	Velociraptor
What are you going to miss most about 2020?	February
When is being 'rude' justified?	Just now you prick
What do you most regret about this year?	2021? I haven't done anything yet
Congratulations! You’ve been appointed as a dog breeder, what is your dog of choice and why?	Dog breeders are immoral sadists. I'd change careers.
What were some crazy/risky things you tried when you had no will to live (ie. exploring a small cave, climbing a bridge)?	my friends and I used to play this game called "deer in the headlights" where we would go out at night, run in the road in front of cars and then freeze. Whoever stayed frozen longest won, it was kinda like playing chicken, but much more stupid.
What do you do for new years?	We’ve always stayed home, played games, and watched movies.
what song parody or made up song did you and your classmates sing when you were little?	I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy Saying hey, oh Where's my mayo
Flash is dead after its 24 year existence. What is your dearest memory regarding Flash?	HomeStar Runner
What are your plans for 2021?	Same as 2020, work
What’s a fact most people are unaware of when it comes to skeletons?	They're spooky
What's your sexual new years resolution?	My GF and I want to experience everything. New positions, toys, places to have sex.
What do you think about the notion that boys are born with fewer, less intense feelings, or less potential for them? Why do people think this, propagate it and treat them like?	It's not innate it's learned. Patriarchy wants men to express no emotion but anger. My son is 3 and he has very intense feelings and emotions. He hasnt had them trained out of him yet.
What's the greatest "leap of faith" you have experienced?	Only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth
What is your resolution for the year 2021?	To count how many times in a row this question shows up.
What was the worst question you have ever seen on a test?	Name:
What was your “karma is a bitch” moment?	I got duped at an apartment complex with a bait and switch. Long story short I found a way to give the complex manager a choice to do something wrong, and she bit and then used it as blackmail to get out of it and then got her fired
What good has 2020 brought you?	Got kicked out of my home and lost my dream job, but I found the love of my life
How is 2021 going to be different?	It won't
Where did the peepee boy become part of the hibachi grill?	https://fox17.com/news/local/hibachi-chef-squirts-pee-pee-boy-on-woman-she-claims-sexual-assault image of the peepee boy for reference.
What's the Best Place to Give a Donation to?	local food bank
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?	yo mama
Where do you draw the line about being environment friendly?	Going vegan
There is only a couple hours left in some country before 2020 ends, what could possibly happen to make 2020 worst?	Get the hell out of here, OP. Y2K20 bug.
Sorters by new, which question has been asked the most on this sub in the last 12hours?	something something 2020 2021
When making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, do you a) use two separate knives, b) use jam first and then put it in the peanut butter or c) use peanut butter and put it in the jam?	Hot water to clean the knife
How long until people stop incessantly posting New Years questions?	Tommorow
Scooby doo, master Shredder, or Snarf from the thunder cats: who would you fuck/marry/kill and why?	If given the opportunity I'd have to fuck them all
What is your 2021 New Year's resolution that doesn't suck?	Avoid eating my least favorite food I've been successful in this resolution every year
What is something you are looking forward to in 2021?	I hope the music is just as good.
Gross question time: How would you describe the smell of your last fart?	If you think your fart doesn’t stink...you have covid
What's one dumb thing you said in 2020 that you wish you could take back?	What's done is done, no turning backs
Within 4 years, a PhD Psychologist will discover PTTSD (post twenty-twenty stress disorder). Their book will be a best seller. What are the symptoms of PTTSD?	Carrying hand sanitizer everywhere and Flinching when you hear someone cough/sneeze
Why was your 2020 actually pretty good?	I got time off of work and did all the things I’ve wanted to do for self improvement. Working out, reading books, learning guitar and coding. It was pretty productive to not have to work
What do you gonna change yourself in 2021?	My resolution is to stop adding things to my netflix queue and never watching them
All 7.8 billion people on the planet now fanboy you, making you way too famous. What do you do with them?	make them all give me $1
Ever play a porn game that featured a character who looked very similar to a friend of yours? How’d that affect you or make you feel?	They have porn games?
If you could permanently kill off any Muppet, who would it be and why?	Nobody would miss Scooter. That's the sad truth.
With a neanderthal gene being shown to offer protection against Covid, how proud are you to be a caveman?	As a native of the ancient and storied Neander valley, I am absolutely brimming with pride, for without our spirit, our strength and resilient nature, we would be nothing but lambs to the slaughter. Go in peace, and may your hunts be bountiful, for we are brothers. Oops, I mean Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka
What stoner movies do you like?	Grandmas boy
What was the last movie you watched in 2020?	Soul
What's something you started doing in 2020 that want to do more of in 2021?	That they shouldn't be? There isn't a dollar limit that guarantees sex?
What’s your opinion on women expected to put out after a luxurious date?	Real men do not hold this expectation of a woman when they've taken them out on a nice date.
If a person feels bad about themselves for being distrusted, even though it is completely justified for them to be distrusted, and there is nothing they can do to gain more trust, what is left?	Honestly, nothing. You need trust in any kind of form of relationship. no trust,no connection. No connection, no trust. You need trust to form a bond. Unfortunately some people suck.
For those already in 2021, how was COVID eradicated?	It wasn't
When is it better to be seen and not heard?	By a blind person
What was the most disappointing holiday for you this year?	It’s always Valentine’s Day. I always spend hours planning 1-2 months ahead of time. Spend 200-500 on the night. Have a great time. But never once has she done the same. Valentine’s is not just for women. It’s supposed to go both ways.

if your stalker dated the guy with the biggest cock in high school, and then she dated you, the guy with the smallest cock in high school, why would she stalk you ?

Because I'm the perfect combination of extremely wealthy and very generous. Micropenis aside, I'm a great catch.

After all this time not being able to gather with family and friends, who do you miss the most?

I dont miss any of it to be honest. The calmness and peace and quiet and more ability to focus on myself and anything/everything I want to do,.. has been 100% amazing.

(Serious) What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve ever witnessed?

Was playing rugby at school but widthways to make the pitch smaller. That meant the posts were right on the sideline, no padding. One kid tackled the other at high speed, and the kid being tackled hit his head on the post, and an actual chunk of skull came partly off. He had a seizure with a sizeable piece of his brain exposed. By the time paramedics arrived they had to treat not only him, but another kid who'd passed out and landed face down in soft mud nearly suffocating while everyone was distracted. Both kids made a full recovery, by some miracle, but it was pretty disturbing.

What kind of jobs are felons able to get?

Construction,(my journeyman I worked with was a convicted murderer) kitchen, landscaping. Your limiting factors are going to be what you were convicted of, how long ago it was and what you have done to improve yourself since conviction. Education and training will get you a foot in the door and if you don’t have any addictions or other behaviors,(face and neck tattoos really do limit options), but show the desire to live as a functioning part of society and many places will give you a chance. Robbie,(the murderer) was making 6 figures a year as the Union BA last I heard. It’s largely up to you.

People who say “gg ez”, Why?

I don't so this, so I'm not sure if I should be answering, but I'm pretty sure that "ez" was invented so that players can let everyone know that they are in fact the best player in the game despite being "hard stuck" bronze.

What is 1 thing you wish you received(pictures,cologne,jackets item) or did before your loved one passed away?

My grandfather is not looking to good and is house bound, it being my first death idk how to kinda take it. But I’d like to have something or get something from him before he goes. When I get older I won’t regret not doing or getting something from him. (When I say “get” I don’t mean like his truck or his chair or silly stuff.) Pictures or his cologne or one of his jackets or idk anything will help

You wake up as Amber Heard. What do you do?

Admit guilt.

If you were given the choice to be immortal for a thousand years but you would have the body of a talking cat, would you do it and why?

Sooo, I'd be Salem from Sabrina, the teenage witch?

both your stalker and the guy with the biggest cock in your high school have passed away 2020, what do you do, what do you think happened ?

COVID.

What's the best man-made concept or construct?

Indoor Plumbing... (*Amirite??*)

When will covid end?

I am going to guess mid to late Summer 2021

What is the stereotypical food you would associate with white people and why?

Mayonnaise

What are you eating right now?

Cheesecake

How did you celebrate the end of 2020?

I'm at work =(

What do you think might actually be alien?

mushrooms

When will covid end?

Stop posting this.

What animal would you be most likely to call "majestic"?

blue whale

You need to create a Celebrity Sandwich. If you is the meat... then who are the bread? (Vegan Patty add $1) And most importantly, toasted or not toasted?

Ralph Smart and Ellen go on without me and each get fifty cents and whatever royalties whole foods gives them for promoting a vegan challenge.

2020 is about to (or has already) end(ed). What final words would you like to say to 2020?

Fuck you and I won’t see you tomorrow

What’s the biggest “you reap what you sow” moment?

When you harvest plants that you grew from seeds

People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?

Senneral Reposti

Former punks, goths, skinheads etc. ... what made you change and do you look back with fondness or embarrassment?

Former emo, I look back with fondness. I still like to blast some of the old music

What is your New Years resolution?

720p

What can you say at a funeral and at Starbucks?

Finally

Assuming there is no god, no live after death and that even the universe will end some day, whats the meaning of life?

42

People who havent asked why people havent pooped yet, why are you still holding that question in?

Cuz I was gonna ask why you’re still holdin into last year’s piss

What was the worst thing besides COVID that happened in 2020?

season 8 of game of thrones. sure it wasnt in 2020 but it was bad enough to leave ripples for years.

People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?

Im trina decide if i should have a new years nut or shit can somebody help me decide

How old is your oldest pair of underwear?

well lets see, i got my first pair when the Kaiser said we could wera under wear, so that would make them 30 ot years old. i tied an onion on my belt that proud day

Coal plant is transferring energy. so CO2 and heat will eventually become solid state in the cycle. but Fusion reactor generates energy from nothing. and heat will stay in environment forever and earth will be fireball. Why is it considered environment friendly energy?

This is the dumbest bullcrap I've ever read.

Oncology (cancer) workers, patients, family, etc, what is your best advice in working/caring for in this field?

Be kind, even to the butt holes cause they usually need it the most

What are some good games that will play on any laptop?

Minecraft

You go back in time 150 years and you know everything you know currently (you wouldn't forget stuff either). How much could you improve technological progress?

I’d probably start by introducing renewable energy first so that global warming would not happen as fast as it did

What would happen if ALL of us in the U.S. changed our W4s to 0 deductions and then refused to pay taxes at the end of the year since we’ve “gotten enough pandemic aid”?

Leg.....brain

Whats the main reason people will complain about 2021?

Financial reasons and education

How quickly did you fail your New Years resolutions?

I never fail them, because I never make any

What is the BEST overall bodywash?

Soap

Can be living or dead. Who would you smash?

Death. It's time Death got fucked.

Did your school taught you how to play your taxes ?

No but it did a bit of grammar

Would you eat a pot of live, uncooked fire ants for 5 billion dollars tax free? Why?

For 5 billion tax free dollars I'd bend over and funnel those ants into my ass.

With 2020 coming to an end. What was one thing that happened you’re very grateful for?

I am grateful that the impact of COVID-19 has been minimal to my family. We have had a few positive cases but everyone is alive an well. Not everyone can say that.

What did you love about 2020?

Being able to avoid co-workers I don't much like.

What aspects of your personality are polar opposites?

My misanthropic tendencies often clashes with my fear of loneliness.

You suddenly have 574.37 IQ. What do you do with your newfound knowledge?

teach people the difference between IQ scores, intelligence, and knowledge.

What’s a dumb decision you made as a teenager that definitely should have killed you, but didn’t?

Went to a kegger, got totally shit faced, then drove home in my parents car. Thank God I didn't get pulled over or hit anything or anyone. Never drove drunk again!

What band has more bangers Backstreet Boys or NSYNC?

Bangers = Backstreet Boys....Holiday Bangers = NSYNC

Who's your favorite underrated villain?

Professor Chaos!

The new year did not happen. It is now the start of the thirteenth month of the year. What name will you give to this new calendar month?

Smarch.

Former virgins, what do you wish your partner had done your first time to make it better for you?

I wish we both weren’t wasted

People with strict parents, how has this affected you?

It means I don't have many friends, I never got to go anywhere as a kid (like I wasn't allowed to go to friends' houses ever), I have horrible social skills, I don't know how to do certain things that are really basic (i.e. make phone calls/order at restaurants without having like a ridiculous amount of anxiety about it), and I'm really good at lying on the spot (which makes me feel bad but sometimes I have to). I never really knew what they wanted from me, I was always doing something wrong somehow, so now I obsess over every little detail of everything I do because everything has to be completely perfect and I'm terrified of failure :)))

How do you meet friends as a teenager?

I went to school and didn’t act like a dick.

To everyone in the UK how is 2021?

Nothing bad happened so far..

What car do you drive?

2013 Volkswagen Jetta

If you could pick absolutely any animal, current or historical, to loyally defend your belongings what would you pick?

Velociraptor

What are you going to miss most about 2020?

February

When is being 'rude' justified?

Just now you prick

What do you most regret about this year?

2021? I haven't done anything yet

Congratulations! You’ve been appointed as a dog breeder, what is your dog of choice and why?

Dog breeders are immoral sadists. I'd change careers.

What were some crazy/risky things you tried when you had no will to live (ie. exploring a small cave, climbing a bridge)?

my friends and I used to play this game called "deer in the headlights" where we would go out at night, run in the road in front of cars and then freeze. Whoever stayed frozen longest won, it was kinda like playing chicken, but much more stupid.

What do you do for new years?

We’ve always stayed home, played games, and watched movies.

what song parody or made up song did you and your classmates sing when you were little?

I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy Saying hey, oh Where's my mayo

Flash is dead after its 24 year existence. What is your dearest memory regarding Flash?

HomeStar Runner

What are your plans for 2021?

Same as 2020, work

What’s a fact most people are unaware of when it comes to skeletons?

They're spooky

What's your sexual new years resolution?

My GF and I want to experience everything. New positions, toys, places to have sex.

What do you think about the notion that boys are born with fewer, less intense feelings, or less potential for them? Why do people think this, propagate it and treat them like?

It's not innate it's learned. Patriarchy wants men to express no emotion but anger. My son is 3 and he has very intense feelings and emotions. He hasnt had them trained out of him yet.

What's the greatest "leap of faith" you have experienced?

Only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth

What is your resolution for the year 2021?

To count how many times in a row this question shows up.

What was the worst question you have ever seen on a test?

Name:

What was your “karma is a bitch” moment?

I got duped at an apartment complex with a bait and switch. Long story short I found a way to give the complex manager a choice to do something wrong, and she bit and then used it as blackmail to get out of it and then got her fired

What good has 2020 brought you?

Got kicked out of my home and lost my dream job, but I found the love of my life

How is 2021 going to be different?

It won't

Where did the peepee boy become part of the hibachi grill?

https://fox17.com/news/local/hibachi-chef-squirts-pee-pee-boy-on-woman-she-claims-sexual-assault image of the peepee boy for reference.

What's the Best Place to Give a Donation to?

local food bank

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

yo mama

Where do you draw the line about being environment friendly?

Going vegan

There is only a couple hours left in some country before 2020 ends, what could possibly happen to make 2020 worst?

Get the hell out of here, OP. Y2K20 bug.

Sorters by new, which question has been asked the most on this sub in the last 12hours?

something something 2020 2021

When making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, do you a) use two separate knives, b) use jam first and then put it in the peanut butter or c) use peanut butter and put it in the jam?

Hot water to clean the knife

How long until people stop incessantly posting New Years questions?

Tommorow

Scooby doo, master Shredder, or Snarf from the thunder cats: who would you fuck/marry/kill and why?

If given the opportunity I'd have to fuck them all

What is your 2021 New Year's resolution that doesn't suck?

Avoid eating my least favorite food I've been successful in this resolution every year

What is something you are looking forward to in 2021?

I hope the music is just as good.

Gross question time: How would you describe the smell of your last fart?

If you think your fart doesn’t stink...you have covid

What's one dumb thing you said in 2020 that you wish you could take back?

What's done is done, no turning backs

Within 4 years, a PhD Psychologist will discover PTTSD (post twenty-twenty stress disorder). Their book will be a best seller. What are the symptoms of PTTSD?

Carrying hand sanitizer everywhere and Flinching when you hear someone cough/sneeze

Why was your 2020 actually pretty good?

I got time off of work and did all the things I’ve wanted to do for self improvement. Working out, reading books, learning guitar and coding. It was pretty productive to not have to work

What do you gonna change yourself in 2021?

My resolution is to stop adding things to my netflix queue and never watching them

All 7.8 billion people on the planet now fanboy you, making you way too famous. What do you do with them?

make them all give me $1

Ever play a porn game that featured a character who looked very similar to a friend of yours? How’d that affect you or make you feel?

They have porn games?

If you could permanently kill off any Muppet, who would it be and why?

Nobody would miss Scooter. That's the sad truth.

With a neanderthal gene being shown to offer protection against Covid, how proud are you to be a caveman?

As a native of the ancient and storied Neander valley, I am absolutely brimming with pride, for without our spirit, our strength and resilient nature, we would be nothing but lambs to the slaughter. Go in peace, and may your hunts be bountiful, for we are brothers. Oops, I mean Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka

What stoner movies do you like?

Grandmas boy

What was the last movie you watched in 2020?

Soul

What's something you started doing in 2020 that want to do more of in 2021?

That they shouldn't be? There isn't a dollar limit that guarantees sex?

What’s your opinion on women expected to put out after a luxurious date?

Real men do not hold this expectation of a woman when they've taken them out on a nice date.

If a person feels bad about themselves for being distrusted, even though it is completely justified for them to be distrusted, and there is nothing they can do to gain more trust, what is left?

Honestly, nothing. You need trust in any kind of form of relationship. no trust,no connection. No connection, no trust. You need trust to form a bond. Unfortunately some people suck.

For those already in 2021, how was COVID eradicated?

It wasn't

When is it better to be seen and not heard?

By a blind person

What was the most disappointing holiday for you this year?

It’s always Valentine’s Day. I always spend hours planning 1-2 months ahead of time. Spend 200-500 on the night. Have a great time. But never once has she done the same. Valentine’s is not just for women. It’s supposed to go both ways.