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If you had the power to solo change one thing in 2021, what would it be?	send trump to the gulag
What was the best song to come out of 2020?	Level of Concern; My Play Edit: nvm, i underestimated how long 2020 was. I'll go with survivin' by Bastille but those two up there are still some of my favorites from this year.
Exactly WHY is flash shutting down?	Because it's full of security holes that no one wants to fix. The content that flash originally was for is now easily supported in other more secure and constantly updated technology. So in effect flash is obsolete and no one wants to pay to bring, and keep it up to date. For instance SSL is obsolete and was replaced with things like TLS. Old tech dies and new tech replaces it. Do we still use steam trains a lot?
What was your lowest point in school?	When i came to the conclusion highschool was basically a giant waste of time. Some people might say i was an edgy teen but in hindsight i was completely right. The education i got was so laughably outdated that it would barely have been relevant in the early 1900s. "Computers are a fad and you'll never use them in the workplace" my teachers would preach.... in 2014
What's you resolution for 2021?	Get abs lol
If your life was a reality show for aliens, what was your season finale?	me dying to corona
Women who don't want no scrubs, why?	They don’t want me because I’m hanging out the passenger side of my best friend’s ride.
People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you holding on to last years shit?	Its still 2020 for me.
Where would you hope to travel this new year?	Unless another wave fucks my shit up, I would like to travel back home for my sister's wedding
Do people actually use cum socks? If so, why?	Some of us don't have step sisters
What is it about your S/O that makes them the most awesome person in the world?	Last night I ate an entire meal by myself and she didnt care at all lmao. She just didnt want my food for some reason. 😂 Then she let me have the bed all to myself.😄 when I woke up she gave me my alone time🙂 🙁
What is your New Years resolution?	Nada. I don't believe in them.
What’s a better field to work at, Technology or trades?	I think in question like this irrespective of whatever you're talking about (you could swap anything as fields) - people who are like 'I want the money, don't give a shit about whatever have no interest or passion for something' - Are the most annoying as well as the ones most likely setting themselves up for abject failure and are a drain on people's time and society overall. What is it that you like to do, have talent or interest, or that you're good at? That's the primary question you should be asking yourself - Provided that you're asking a serious question and aren't doing some point begging.
What do you expect from 2021?	More of 2020
If reposting was punishable by death, how would the internet change?	they would change one minor detail and mark it as their own
How much do you think Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen are getting paid to improvise for hours on CNN’s New Years live night program? What is your guess?	CNN is renting them the bridal suite.
What's your new years resolution that you won't stick to?	I resolve not to smoke any weed before January 2nd. No way I'm sticking to that.
When do you think cybernetic implants designed to improve upon human physiology will become popular?	When they’re fucking affordable.
If you remember when rape was not a big deal, who were the first people to speak out against it, and when?	I was born in 1970 and I was raped in 1982. I am a guy and it just wasnt something easy to talk about in the north of England then. I dont want to make excuses but I let the guy go with robbery charges, it fucked me up for the rest of my life. I am 50 now and to be honest, I havent done great in life, but I did learn to love again. This may or may not be what you were asking for, but I thought I would share.
Depends on where you come from, does seeing a woman playing with her hair in front of you make you think she is trying to seduce you?	Nah, you do it and don’t even realise it. I can confirm this as a guy with long hair
what is most inappropriate about putting a child (ages 10-15) on a diet?	there isn't anything inappropriate about that. correcting your mistakes is better than letting the kid grow up unhealthy.
What if 2021 is worse then 2020?	2021 = 2020 won Fuck.
What protagonist would have been better off if the story never happened to them?	Ned Stark in a Game of Thrones
Dungeons and Dragons players, what was your favorite character creation and what was their background story?	Currently working on a wild magic farmboy of sorts. Basically was farming and found a spellbound which he only kind of knows how to use. Maybe he'll cast fireball. Maybe he'll accidentally turn one of his party members into an iguana. No one knows until it happens.
How do you perform a 2 handed task while filming with your phone? people manage to take cool pics and film short videos what are the ways this is done?	Duct tape solves everything
What self-invented DIY hack are you responsible for that nobody else can understand?	That in a single guy's room, a cardboard box with a nice cover on top is an acceptable coffee table. Literrally no one knows it's a cardboard box till I lift the cover.
People of Europe What is 2021 like?	There’s a massive health bar in the sky saying “Wither”
What from 2020 can you never unsee?	George Floyd being murdered.
What was the greatest street brawl you ever witnessed or took part of, will you describe it?	I saw someone drop off a hooker then someone came by socked her in the face (a drunk guy) and ran away. I'm in Vegas for vacation its a crazy place
Has anyone ever seen a spy? If so how did you know?	they're not exactly private about which buildings are CIA offices.
If you were a script writer what would you make Dora explore in the next episode?	The dark web
What is the best way to finish this sentence: “I survived 2020 and all I got was _______.”?	Generalized anxiety disorder.
What traits does a good communist have?	Primary love language = acts of service. Relentless commitment to the greater good. Completely willing to overlook the inescapable truth that every system devised has been abused, because they are all (and will always be) imperfect and require centralized decision making.
People who haven't popped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding on to last year shit?	People who are unoriginal and post the same joke as 1500 others, why aren't you a comedian yet?
What are some G-rated movies and shows in which children are not necessarily the primary audience?	Avatar the last airbender
Who would you like to say fuck you very much to?	My mother. But its not worth it. So instead I remain as no contact with her.
Pants still soiled from yesterday. How to clean?	Try picking out as much of it as you can, then let it sit in water for a few hours. Then medieval washing time. Warm water, some washing liquid and keep rubbing the fabric against other part of the fabric. After it can go into the washing machine. Obviously Mr. Pants has to take that ride on his own. If still stained then just throw it away.
What music will be ringing in your 2021 tonight?	The sweet, sweet sound of silence. I'll be sleeping.
What’s your experience with ecstasy?	Was able to open up on new level with my gf emotionally
What's your best "I'm not crying, you're crying" story?	Kicked a baby
Girls in their early 20's, how do you feel about dating a guy in his 30's?	Creepy, I’m 20, I barely feel like an adult. I feel like I’m still 14. I would hate to be with someone ten years older than me
(Serious) what was he worst thing to happen to you in 2020?	Wife and I lost our child (miscarriage), and have been having a hard time trying again to conceive. It is fucking rough.
What food could you binge the hardest?	meth
People who have proposed marriage to someone, did you discuss it with them beforehand, and how did it go?	Yeah, we talked about it beforehand. I basically proposed to them in the car because they knew it was coming. It was very casual. And we broke things off before the wedding.
how do you feel about sending antimask people down under?	Why Australia?
You find the secret to biological immortality, and it's dirt cheap and easy to make yourself with no rare ingredients. Nobody else knows about it. What do you do with this information?	not tell anyone or use it myself, do u know how painful immortality would be? Watching the ones u love die over and over again?? It would be so horrible and I wouldn't want anyone to go through that pain by making one stupid decision.
Your child becomes a Pokèmon, what would their Pokèdex entry say?	"Data not available."
People who bring their phone with them into the shower, Why?	How are you supposed to shower without watching a video on how to shower while you shower?
What does the cool kid at school look like in 2021?	Mullet and an n95 mask.
What are your expectations for 2021?	No new mutations that can kill me please
what is California dreaming?	The dream of every Midwestern and east coast person during the dead of winter. All of them wish they were here, and if they say they don’t they’re lying
What was the best part of your year?	It ending
What’re everyone’s plans in 2021?	Fart and fuck a lot
What's your favorite anime quote?	“BELIEVE IT” - Gon Freeks
If a zombie had unprotected sex with a living human being. Would the baby produced be a cyclops or you? Why?	I’m glad you clarified it was unprotected sex. Had you not told me, I would have assumed all zombies carried condoms around with them by nature
What was your life changing story?	7 years ago, when I was a freshman in high school, I went on a trip to Japan during the summer. To prepare I had taken a couple hours worth of lessons on Duolingo, and had a pretty solid understanding of the basics. Anyways, my hotel was right next to this fortune tellers place, which we found out after using the google translate by image feature on a large sign on the front of the building next to us. For this next part to make sense, you have to keep in mind that my dad had been summoned to nam a couple of months prior. Once we went in to get our fortunes told, (with the help of the translate app) we asked what was in store for us in the coming months. After what I was sure was random, time-padding nonsense including a crystal ball, she spoke for a couple of moments. The google translate app said, loud and clear, “you should have used a serious tag”
What is the most controversial color and why?	White Because its the only racist color. /s
If you could show a personality from the past what their invention/discovery has lead to, who would that be?	Tesla. Just so he can see what his discoveries DIDN'T lead to. Global free wireless electricity might not be a thing but neither are death rays so you know. Dude can rest easy knowing his work hasn't been leveraged for war
You get trapped in the body of the person you hate most for 24hr. What do you do?	I'll just be trapped in my own body for 24 hours
How do you soothe throat burn or acid reflux?	It's interesting but I find a spoonful of apple cider vinegar works. Weiss but it seems to do the trick.
How did you get over self-doubt?	Well at first I thought it was a good idea but then I wasn't so sure.
(NSFW) What was your first sexual encounter?	Ask your mother
People who took underwater basket weaving courses in college, what are you doing now, and how did your friends and family react when you proved them wrong?	I work in software. And no. I will not fix your fucking printer.
What’s your new year’s resolution?	To stop reading reposts
What are you doing this New Year’s Eve instead of going out?	it's almost 2am here in the uk and i took my crush to a place around near midnight where we could watch fireworks and i also asked her out
You have been tasked to make 2021 worse than 2020. What devilish things do you have in mind?	January: china tries to invade taiwan Feburary: taiwan nukes 3 gorges dam March: india and pakistan get into it April: new dehli and hyderabad have mushroom clouds May: kim jong un dies. Korean reunification causes economic chaos June: texas leaves the US, north Mexico joins the New Texas Republic July: china collapses August: covid 2.0 sweeps out of a chinese lab, killing 15% masks and lockdowns do nothing September: California, Oregon, Washington suffers 20% fatality rate from covid 2.0 October: yellowstone starts rumbling November: russia cuts off europes natural gas December: 1KM wide asteroid hits Washington DC.
What are your plans/hopes for 2021?	I don't want to be horny anymore, i just want to be happy
What are some advantages and disadvantages to living in Kansas City?	Disadvantage: in the US
All commercials and shows have people wearing shoes in their homes. Do most people actually do this?	I dont but most other people in my family do
4th grade dropout question - If space is a frictionless vacuum how do comets have coma trails?	Because the Solar wind cause friction.
Your username is now the name of a band. What genre of music do they play?	Instrumental
People that live in America but outside the eastern time zone, how do you celebrate NYC the ball drop?	Some people watch the ball drop in NYC but we all celebrate as it rolls over our area! :) Happy NEW YEAR!
What years in history were worse than 2020?	Europe from 1347 to 1351 were the Bubonic Plague years. One third of everybody died.
You wake up tomorrow morning and look at the date. It’s January 1st, 2020, however you soon realize that nobody else seems to remember any of this year. What do you do with the knowledge of everything that had happened this year?	If you remember what happened to the stock market and some medical stocks or Bitcoin price, you'd be set (financially) for life.
What if two people happenned to be born conjointed twins, and applied for the same college, but one was rejected, and therefore accepted in another college? Would they be forced to go to the same college, or forced to be separated?	The admissions office would know about the conjoinment and would accept or reject both.
What’s one thing everyone in your industry knows but no one else does?	404 Not Found - Error!
If your death resulted in a scientific breakthrough, how would you want to die?	By cuming my brains out
What’s your favorite color?	Orange
What’s the worst situation to pee your pants in?	while making out
People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?	Because i got rid of it all in 2020. Yay illness.
What was a Incident that scarred you for life?	In middle school one girl got a whole ass dragonfly stuck on her eye, she couldn't blink and an ambulance had to come. To this day I'm still freaked out if something comes near my eye
What do you do after your dog does #2? do you help them wipe?	Just pick up after, that's good enough
What are your New Year's resolutions?	Be more present. Don't worry about the future and just enjoy what I'm doing in the moment. I think that's the thing I lost the most from 2020 and want it back.
What is your favorite New Year's Eve meal?	New year's Day in Scotland is always steak pie and mashed potatoes. They have been some of my best meals and some of my worst when I've been too hungover!
What can you say to make everyone in a party talk?	Talk or I’ll shoot
What harmful comment did someone make that remains with you to this day?	“Your so fucking stupid”-dad
How can you prove that you are real, and not just a programme in some future computer running for the amusement of others?	Who the fuck would find a game with me in it enjoyable? Rendering my boring fatness on a game system in the future would be a waste.
How is America not a third world country?	the definition of a third world country is a country not aligned with the US or the USSR. it'd be a bit awkward if the US wasn't aligned with itself.
You're sitting on your couch, a hatch opens up in your floor and three midgets hop out and start kicking you in the shins. What you gonna do?	Stop them
What's the last thing you want to say to 2020?	Bye felicia
What can you get for £40 these days?	a not-terrible set of bluetooth headphones
To people who didn't enjoy brussel sprouts as kids why do you think they're still mandatory in a Christmas dinner?	No? I've only ever eaten them once and it wasn't at Christmas dinner
What is the best post of 2021?	Idk it's not 2021 for me yet
What regional dialect is unique to your area?	The wierd love child between Northern American and Southern American (West Virginia)
What is your favorite emoji?	🤷🏻‍♂️
One minute before midnight a flickering vision appears before you and shouts, "I'm from the future, 2021 is worse!" What do you do differently because of it?	Say ah shit here we go again
What is the most creative "since last year" joke you've ever heard?	Since last year your mom has seen more dick than an E.R. has seen the Rona..
Instead of thinking about a new year's resolution for next year, what's your new year's accomplishment over the last year?	I feel like I read more
What was the best thing to come out of 2020?	For me? My second son, literally
How do Chinese and Japanese people scream on the internet/texts with no capital letters? How do they write in ALL CAPS?	The Chinese language always screams and the Japanese language always whispers

If you had the power to solo change one thing in 2021, what would it be?

send trump to the gulag

What was the best song to come out of 2020?

Level of Concern; My Play Edit: nvm, i underestimated how long 2020 was. I'll go with survivin' by Bastille but those two up there are still some of my favorites from this year.

Exactly WHY is flash shutting down?

Because it's full of security holes that no one wants to fix. The content that flash originally was for is now easily supported in other more secure and constantly updated technology. So in effect flash is obsolete and no one wants to pay to bring, and keep it up to date. For instance SSL is obsolete and was replaced with things like TLS. Old tech dies and new tech replaces it. Do we still use steam trains a lot?

What was your lowest point in school?

When i came to the conclusion highschool was basically a giant waste of time. Some people might say i was an edgy teen but in hindsight i was completely right. The education i got was so laughably outdated that it would barely have been relevant in the early 1900s. "Computers are a fad and you'll never use them in the workplace" my teachers would preach.... in 2014

What's you resolution for 2021?

Get abs lol

If your life was a reality show for aliens, what was your season finale?

me dying to corona

Women who don't want no scrubs, why?

They don’t want me because I’m hanging out the passenger side of my best friend’s ride.

People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you holding on to last years shit?

Its still 2020 for me.

Where would you hope to travel this new year?

Unless another wave fucks my shit up, I would like to travel back home for my sister's wedding

Do people actually use cum socks? If so, why?

Some of us don't have step sisters

What is it about your S/O that makes them the most awesome person in the world?

Last night I ate an entire meal by myself and she didnt care at all lmao. She just didnt want my food for some reason. 😂 Then she let me have the bed all to myself.😄 when I woke up she gave me my alone time🙂 🙁

What is your New Years resolution?

Nada. I don't believe in them.

What’s a better field to work at, Technology or trades?

I think in question like this irrespective of whatever you're talking about (you could swap anything as fields) - people who are like 'I want the money, don't give a shit about whatever have no interest or passion for something' - Are the most annoying as well as the ones most likely setting themselves up for abject failure and are a drain on people's time and society overall. What is it that you like to do, have talent or interest, or that you're good at? That's the primary question you should be asking yourself - Provided that you're asking a serious question and aren't doing some point begging.

What do you expect from 2021?

More of 2020

If reposting was punishable by death, how would the internet change?

they would change one minor detail and mark it as their own

How much do you think Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen are getting paid to improvise for hours on CNN’s New Years live night program? What is your guess?

CNN is renting them the bridal suite.

What's your new years resolution that you won't stick to?

I resolve not to smoke any weed before January 2nd. No way I'm sticking to that.

When do you think cybernetic implants designed to improve upon human physiology will become popular?

When they’re fucking affordable.

If you remember when rape was not a big deal, who were the first people to speak out against it, and when?

I was born in 1970 and I was raped in 1982. I am a guy and it just wasnt something easy to talk about in the north of England then. I dont want to make excuses but I let the guy go with robbery charges, it fucked me up for the rest of my life. I am 50 now and to be honest, I havent done great in life, but I did learn to love again. This may or may not be what you were asking for, but I thought I would share.

Depends on where you come from, does seeing a woman playing with her hair in front of you make you think she is trying to seduce you?

Nah, you do it and don’t even realise it. I can confirm this as a guy with long hair

what is most inappropriate about putting a child (ages 10-15) on a diet?

there isn't anything inappropriate about that. correcting your mistakes is better than letting the kid grow up unhealthy.

What if 2021 is worse then 2020?

2021 = 2020 won Fuck.

What protagonist would have been better off if the story never happened to them?

Ned Stark in a Game of Thrones

Dungeons and Dragons players, what was your favorite character creation and what was their background story?

Currently working on a wild magic farmboy of sorts. Basically was farming and found a spellbound which he only kind of knows how to use. Maybe he'll cast fireball. Maybe he'll accidentally turn one of his party members into an iguana. No one knows until it happens.

How do you perform a 2 handed task while filming with your phone? people manage to take cool pics and film short videos what are the ways this is done?

Duct tape solves everything

What self-invented DIY hack are you responsible for that nobody else can understand?

That in a single guy's room, a cardboard box with a nice cover on top is an acceptable coffee table. Literrally no one knows it's a cardboard box till I lift the cover.

People of Europe What is 2021 like?

There’s a massive health bar in the sky saying “Wither”

What from 2020 can you never unsee?

George Floyd being murdered.

What was the greatest street brawl you ever witnessed or took part of, will you describe it?

I saw someone drop off a hooker then someone came by socked her in the face (a drunk guy) and ran away. I'm in Vegas for vacation its a crazy place

Has anyone ever seen a spy? If so how did you know?

they're not exactly private about which buildings are CIA offices.

If you were a script writer what would you make Dora explore in the next episode?

The dark web

What is the best way to finish this sentence: “I survived 2020 and all I got was _______.”?

Generalized anxiety disorder.

What traits does a good communist have?

Primary love language = acts of service. Relentless commitment to the greater good. Completely willing to overlook the inescapable truth that every system devised has been abused, because they are all (and will always be) imperfect and require centralized decision making.

People who haven't popped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding on to last year shit?

People who are unoriginal and post the same joke as 1500 others, why aren't you a comedian yet?

What are some G-rated movies and shows in which children are not necessarily the primary audience?

Avatar the last airbender

Who would you like to say fuck you very much to?

My mother. But its not worth it. So instead I remain as no contact with her.

Pants still soiled from yesterday. How to clean?

Try picking out as much of it as you can, then let it sit in water for a few hours. Then medieval washing time. Warm water, some washing liquid and keep rubbing the fabric against other part of the fabric. After it can go into the washing machine. Obviously Mr. Pants has to take that ride on his own. If still stained then just throw it away.

What music will be ringing in your 2021 tonight?

The sweet, sweet sound of silence. I'll be sleeping.

What’s your experience with ecstasy?

Was able to open up on new level with my gf emotionally

What's your best "I'm not crying, you're crying" story?

Kicked a baby

Girls in their early 20's, how do you feel about dating a guy in his 30's?

Creepy, I’m 20, I barely feel like an adult. I feel like I’m still 14. I would hate to be with someone ten years older than me

(Serious) what was he worst thing to happen to you in 2020?

Wife and I lost our child (miscarriage), and have been having a hard time trying again to conceive. It is fucking rough.

What food could you binge the hardest?

meth

People who have proposed marriage to someone, did you discuss it with them beforehand, and how did it go?

Yeah, we talked about it beforehand. I basically proposed to them in the car because they knew it was coming. It was very casual. And we broke things off before the wedding.

how do you feel about sending antimask people down under?

Why Australia?

You find the secret to biological immortality, and it's dirt cheap and easy to make yourself with no rare ingredients. Nobody else knows about it. What do you do with this information?

not tell anyone or use it myself, do u know how painful immortality would be? Watching the ones u love die over and over again?? It would be so horrible and I wouldn't want anyone to go through that pain by making one stupid decision.

Your child becomes a Pokèmon, what would their Pokèdex entry say?

"Data not available."

People who bring their phone with them into the shower, Why?

How are you supposed to shower without watching a video on how to shower while you shower?

What does the cool kid at school look like in 2021?

Mullet and an n95 mask.

What are your expectations for 2021?

No new mutations that can kill me please

what is California dreaming?

The dream of every Midwestern and east coast person during the dead of winter. All of them wish they were here, and if they say they don’t they’re lying

What was the best part of your year?

It ending

What’re everyone’s plans in 2021?

Fart and fuck a lot

What's your favorite anime quote?

“BELIEVE IT” - Gon Freeks

If a zombie had unprotected sex with a living human being. Would the baby produced be a cyclops or you? Why?

I’m glad you clarified it was unprotected sex. Had you not told me, I would have assumed all zombies carried condoms around with them by nature

What was your life changing story?

7 years ago, when I was a freshman in high school, I went on a trip to Japan during the summer. To prepare I had taken a couple hours worth of lessons on Duolingo, and had a pretty solid understanding of the basics. Anyways, my hotel was right next to this fortune tellers place, which we found out after using the google translate by image feature on a large sign on the front of the building next to us. For this next part to make sense, you have to keep in mind that my dad had been summoned to nam a couple of months prior. Once we went in to get our fortunes told, (with the help of the translate app) we asked what was in store for us in the coming months. After what I was sure was random, time-padding nonsense including a crystal ball, she spoke for a couple of moments. The google translate app said, loud and clear, “you should have used a serious tag”

What is the most controversial color and why?

White Because its the only racist color. /s

If you could show a personality from the past what their invention/discovery has lead to, who would that be?

Tesla. Just so he can see what his discoveries DIDN'T lead to. Global free wireless electricity might not be a thing but neither are death rays so you know. Dude can rest easy knowing his work hasn't been leveraged for war

You get trapped in the body of the person you hate most for 24hr. What do you do?

I'll just be trapped in my own body for 24 hours

How do you soothe throat burn or acid reflux?

It's interesting but I find a spoonful of apple cider vinegar works. Weiss but it seems to do the trick.

How did you get over self-doubt?

Well at first I thought it was a good idea but then I wasn't so sure.

(NSFW) What was your first sexual encounter?

Ask your mother

People who took underwater basket weaving courses in college, what are you doing now, and how did your friends and family react when you proved them wrong?

I work in software. And no. I will not fix your fucking printer.

What’s your new year’s resolution?

To stop reading reposts

What are you doing this New Year’s Eve instead of going out?

it's almost 2am here in the uk and i took my crush to a place around near midnight where we could watch fireworks and i also asked her out

You have been tasked to make 2021 worse than 2020. What devilish things do you have in mind?

January: china tries to invade taiwan Feburary: taiwan nukes 3 gorges dam March: india and pakistan get into it April: new dehli and hyderabad have mushroom clouds May: kim jong un dies. Korean reunification causes economic chaos June: texas leaves the US, north Mexico joins the New Texas Republic July: china collapses August: covid 2.0 sweeps out of a chinese lab, killing 15% masks and lockdowns do nothing September: California, Oregon, Washington suffers 20% fatality rate from covid 2.0 October: yellowstone starts rumbling November: russia cuts off europes natural gas December: 1KM wide asteroid hits Washington DC.

What are your plans/hopes for 2021?

I don't want to be horny anymore, i just want to be happy

What are some advantages and disadvantages to living in Kansas City?

Disadvantage: in the US

All commercials and shows have people wearing shoes in their homes. Do most people actually do this?

I dont but most other people in my family do

4th grade dropout question - If space is a frictionless vacuum how do comets have coma trails?

Because the Solar wind cause friction.

Your username is now the name of a band. What genre of music do they play?

Instrumental

People that live in America but outside the eastern time zone, how do you celebrate NYC the ball drop?

Some people watch the ball drop in NYC but we all celebrate as it rolls over our area! :) Happy NEW YEAR!

What years in history were worse than 2020?

Europe from 1347 to 1351 were the Bubonic Plague years. One third of everybody died.

You wake up tomorrow morning and look at the date. It’s January 1st, 2020, however you soon realize that nobody else seems to remember any of this year. What do you do with the knowledge of everything that had happened this year?

If you remember what happened to the stock market and some medical stocks or Bitcoin price, you'd be set (financially) for life.

What if two people happenned to be born conjointed twins, and applied for the same college, but one was rejected, and therefore accepted in another college? Would they be forced to go to the same college, or forced to be separated?

The admissions office would know about the conjoinment and would accept or reject both.

What’s one thing everyone in your industry knows but no one else does?

404 Not Found - Error!

If your death resulted in a scientific breakthrough, how would you want to die?

By cuming my brains out

What’s your favorite color?

Orange

What’s the worst situation to pee your pants in?

while making out

People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?

Because i got rid of it all in 2020. Yay illness.

What was a Incident that scarred you for life?

In middle school one girl got a whole ass dragonfly stuck on her eye, she couldn't blink and an ambulance had to come. To this day I'm still freaked out if something comes near my eye

What do you do after your dog does #2? do you help them wipe?

Just pick up after, that's good enough

What are your New Year's resolutions?

Be more present. Don't worry about the future and just enjoy what I'm doing in the moment. I think that's the thing I lost the most from 2020 and want it back.

What is your favorite New Year's Eve meal?

New year's Day in Scotland is always steak pie and mashed potatoes. They have been some of my best meals and some of my worst when I've been too hungover!

What can you say to make everyone in a party talk?

Talk or I’ll shoot

What harmful comment did someone make that remains with you to this day?

“Your so fucking stupid”-dad

How can you prove that you are real, and not just a programme in some future computer running for the amusement of others?

Who the fuck would find a game with me in it enjoyable? Rendering my boring fatness on a game system in the future would be a waste.

How is America not a third world country?

the definition of a third world country is a country not aligned with the US or the USSR. it'd be a bit awkward if the US wasn't aligned with itself.

You're sitting on your couch, a hatch opens up in your floor and three midgets hop out and start kicking you in the shins. What you gonna do?

Stop them

What's the last thing you want to say to 2020?

Bye felicia

What can you get for £40 these days?

a not-terrible set of bluetooth headphones

To people who didn't enjoy brussel sprouts as kids why do you think they're still mandatory in a Christmas dinner?

No? I've only ever eaten them once and it wasn't at Christmas dinner

What is the best post of 2021?

Idk it's not 2021 for me yet

What regional dialect is unique to your area?

The wierd love child between Northern American and Southern American (West Virginia)

What is your favorite emoji?

🤷🏻‍♂️

One minute before midnight a flickering vision appears before you and shouts, "I'm from the future, 2021 is worse!" What do you do differently because of it?

Say ah shit here we go again

What is the most creative "since last year" joke you've ever heard?

Since last year your mom has seen more dick than an E.R. has seen the Rona..

Instead of thinking about a new year's resolution for next year, what's your new year's accomplishment over the last year?

I feel like I read more

What was the best thing to come out of 2020?

For me? My second son, literally

How do Chinese and Japanese people scream on the internet/texts with no capital letters? How do they write in ALL CAPS?

The Chinese language always screams and the Japanese language always whispers