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What are you looking forward to doing tomorrow? | Eating some chicken nuggets |
What's your new year's resolution this year? | Not to kill my self |
Why have you been wearing the same outfit since 2020? | Because why not? |
What are some interesting origins of common phrases, sayings, or idioms? | "Not enough space to swing a cat."
It's actually a reference to the Cat-o-nine-tails, a type of whip used by naval officers. It's saying something is so small and cramped that even below decks on a military ship would have more space. |
Orchestra conductors, what are you doing besides moving your hands around and vibing? | That damn fly |
What are you doing tonight? | Hating myself and baking cookies |
What's something you swore you saw with your own eyes but nobody else believed you when you saw it? | A McDonald’s from heaven |
What are you going to do during the New Years countdown to 2021? | Drinking, smoking, and listening to some of my favorite music |
If you had the opportunity to live inside a video game, what game would you pick and why? | Lego star wars the complete saga so that I can be a gonk droid |
[Serious] How is dating high school seniors ped0philia when they’re old enough(brain is mature enough) to enlist, work, and drive? | They are still stupid |
People who experienced 2021, how is it going so far? | Run, while you still can. |
What's normal in fiction but would get you arrested in real life? | Letting small children run off on adventures. here we call that criminal negligence. |
What is a movie remake that was actually better than the original? | True Grit
Lord of the Rings
Dawn of the Dead |
Who, do you think, is the "Freddy Mercury" for millenials? | There's no one like freddie mercury. |
How do you feel about making cheating on exams a felony? | I’m against it.
If someone gets labeled a felon (like with the war on drugs) it makes it harder for them to have a normal life and pushes them more to the criminal life.
Until we fix our penal system to truly rehabilitate, we need to be extra careful who we force into the system. |
What is your anti resolution for 2021? | For me to stop being dumb |
What’s something that gives you an intense emotional reaction but you don’t understand why? | People asking me “are you ok” after I get hurt. Absolutely infuriating, always has been. No clue why. |
If 2020 was the tutorial and 2021 is Level-1, what will happen in 2029? | Earth got destroyed by aliens on 2029. |
What made you lose all respect for a family member? | Father Becoming a born again Christian and telling me I am going to go to hell if I don’t do the same. Then voting for Trump twice. |
So how is your 2021 going? | I'm not sure yet if the sun will rise |
Hate to be the party pooper, but why is everyone acting like 2021 won’t have all of the same problems 2021 has, and that things aren’t get gonna worse from here? | To put some hope in people's hearts. Some people are tired of the constant downer news and pessimism floating around, and would rather be optimistic about the future, even if it's unrealistic. |
If you were half your age knowing what you know today, what would you tell your younger self? | Your little sister is the best thing in this universe treat her with all the care and love in the world |
What’s the best thing you like about school? | Dismissal, amirite?!
But as a teacher - my favorite part of school is watching my students understand a concept that they previously struggled with. |
What things would your pet think every person does because of how you behave around it? | I spoil my little golden retriever named Daphne. Like, a lot! Even though I love her, I still have to travel so I leave her at the vet so she has someone to watch over her. Everytime I bring her home, she curls up next to me and is a little sweetheart for 4 days until she gets into her naughty habits. |
What pretty simple thing do you think is cool and why? | Mine are the US interstates, I live in the US just think it’s cool that we have roads that go so far. |
Hate to be the party pooper, but why is everyone acting like 2021 won’t have all of the problems 2020 has, and that things won’t continue to get that much worse? | Optimism is a mindset (plus a new federal administration) |
How did you react when your grandmother got ran over by a reindeer? | Well, I believe in Santa now. |
What did you screw with or play with too much until it broke? | Is this a joke? |
If an alien asked you about humanity, what information would you hide from them? | Don't hide anything from us. We know everything ! |
[Serious] How do you stop a sugar addiction? | What helped me is cutting back gradually. Believe me, I used to binge eat thousands of calories of sweets.
The first thing that went was any drink with calories. Period. No full-sugar sodas, nothing. Just water and as much black coffee and diet soda and green or peppermint tea as I wanted.
Then I swapped the milk chocolate for dark. I made sure to buy peanut butters and plant-milks and things with no added sugars. I just kept chipping away at it. |
What is something that you are immensely proud of that you can't tell anyone about? | My wife is pregnant. We have had two losses and this times seems to be better. We are waiting to tell other family and friends for awhile. |
People who insist on backing into parking spaces, why? What got you hooked on this fad? Do you care that it inconveniences everyone else? | Back in. Back out.
You’re almost certainly doing one.
Backing in is less dangerous than backing out. |
Australian in 2021, how is the world from the future? | I'm not Australian but I am in 2021 and man its odd. Doesn't feel like a real year just yet. |
People say "not to judge a book by it's cover," but what is a time you judged a person by it's cover and your judgement ended up being true? | Rn you are a antisocial nerd? |
What’s something you wish you could change in this world? | A crisp stipend for everyone on earth |
How do you come up with topics to bring up in a conversation? | Magically |
So, North Americans, what are you doing? | suffering |
What's the most underrated ice cream flavor? | COFFEE |
If you could travel back in time, and give the people of the past one thing to improve humanity, what would you give them? | I'd travel to 1750 and give them plans for modern solar and wind technology. Which would allow the industrial revolution to be far less destructive. |
What is the creepiest most unexplainable thing that has happened to you? | In my teens I saw the grinning man. |
How do you feel about making it a felony for adults to give minors alcohol? | Prisons don't need more people filling them for insignificant crimes like this one. |
What's something important that is completely against common human intuition that everyone should know? | One common one would be to never throw water on a grease fire. |
In your opinion, what's the most overrated ice cream flavor? | Who the hell enjoys coffee ice cream?? |
People and/or partners of people with micropenises, what’s your sex life like? | This will be a very empty comment section |
What's everyone feeling this New Year? | Ready to get tonight started and over with |
What are some great ways to prepare dog meat for the fam on new year's day? | WHAT THE FUCK? And yeah i mean all the caps! |
What do you hope to improve upon into the new year? | less masturbation and more real sex with girls. |
What are some serious movies that unintentionally made you laugh? | the dude falling onto the propeller at Titanic. Bong. |
What is something in your trade that’s not a rule, but followed like one ? | Always be in sight of the security camera when talking to female co-workers. It'll prevent 'me too' scenarios. |
What little misunderstanding led to war? | Starting a war with iraq when osama bin laden was their version of a school shooter. As much flack as saddam hussein gets, atleast he knew how to handle extremists unlike what replaced him;ISIS |
What's your biggest flaw? | I survive even when I don't want to |
[Serious] What are some good methods of mentally torturing people? | Counting down from 10 |
With all these doomsday predictions around the clock as 2020 is halting to a stop, which prediction actually sounds like it could be the end of humanity? | "People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."
At this point, I'm expecting anything. |
What are the chances covid is still around come 2022? | *Covid-19* will probably *always* be around.
The global pandemic, however, will be over (hopefully) later this year. |
If you had the opportunity to rewrite history, at the cost of your existence, what would you change? | Delete the universe. It’s creation has been widely regarded as a bad move. |
What is the best “Dad advice” you would give to someone who grew up without one? | Don't break the law while breaking the law. |
What is the ONE thing you want to accomplish in 2021? | Stay alive. |
You celebrate NYE 2020, enjoy your night and sleep. You wake up to find out it’s 2030. What are your first thoughts? | Depends on if I aged 10 years or I'm still the age I am now. |
Dear all Simpsons fan did you realize something else they predicted to was the episode when Bart falls down a well and is stuck and the Springfield residents have to dig em out and in 2018 a kid fell down a hole somewhere in the us and was trapped there for a month before they dug the kid out? | The fuck? |
Theater Nerds, what was the biggest Actor Egoism moment you've witnessed? | Not a theater person but I do remember in middle school drama (needed an elective credit) we had a pretty big play for end of year and the person who got the lead really let it go to their head, they were being a total diva and even told our teacher (who wrote the play) that she didn't understand his character's essence.
His understudy took his place. |
how do you feel about transitioning a 3 year old from male to female? | How do I delete someone else's post? |
What would you have happen to your worst enemy if you had magic superpowers? | I'd make them live the life I have right now. They'd be dead in a week. |
What was something good that happened to you in 2020? | Accepted my dream job! |
what's something today's society that's accepted that you think is wrong but don't say anything cos you are scared? | *waits patiently with mouse hovering over the "report" button* |
What is your New Year's Resolution? | Start working out |
You're on a plane that's about to crash, what do you say to the person sitting next to you? | We’re on a plane that’s about to crash |
What is the BIG secret in your family, that you cant hide anymore? | I just sneezed on your tits, what are you gonna do about it |
What's something that you learned embarrassingly late? | I wore Velcro for the longest time and had to relearn how to tie my shoe at the age of 11. |
What is the easiest dog to take care of? | Stuffed.
:) |
What are the unusual terms / nicknames of affection in your country ? | In Dutch you don’t usually refer to your husband and wife as such, they’re quite formal terms. Instead you call them “your man” or “your woman”. |
Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met? | I was eating a sno ball in the French Market in New Orleans, and Arnold Schwarzenegger walked by.. I stuck out my hand and he shook it and said “Hey, How are You Doing” in that Arnold voice 😬 |
People in 2021 what has happened? Did COVID disappear? | Covid is still here but we found out who killed Epstein. |
If 2021 improves/worsens from 2020, what would be some major headlines? | Second coming of Christ? How about Godzilla?! |
How was 2020 personally? | A mixed bag. |
You invent a Judas Belt that explodes with the strength of a WWI bomb. What will you do? | What's a Judas Belt? |
What’s your favorite response to “so, what do you do”? | i’m an accountant
(look up the song lol) |
How large of a nuclear weapon would be required to destroy the moon? | Fucking huge |
What do you wish you knew when you were half of your current age? | At age 8, I wish I knew that sex wasn’t just making out.
I wish I could’ve spared my mom from reading my short story including two characters “having sex in the shower”. |
If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for, assuming you can’t wish for more wishes? | 1. To always be financially stable. Not to be confused with being rich. Wishing to be rich is wishing for a sum of money that can be lost. Wishing to always be financially stable means even if I get into trouble or spend too much, I'll always make money back some how. This would also allow me to donate to causes I support more freely without worrying about money for myself. I could help as many people as I wanted this way while knowing that I'll be okay too.
2. To not feel physical pain. I know pain has a purpose, but as someone with a chronic illness and migraines, I'd wish for no pain or the ability to switch pain off.
3. I'd wish for more confidence. I'm a shy person, and my social anxiety really holds me back sometimes. I'd wish to not be weighted down by that any more. |
How do you deal with the loneliness of success? | I try to find people who are like me or who have enough common interests that the income disparity doesn’t matter. But it’s hard - so find a few good friends and work hard to keep them.
Background - I came from a small Southern town with a couple stop lights and lots of drugs. I got a BS with a scholarship. Got an MBA, and now make comfortable six figures and bought a house. |
People who don't take naps, how do you get through the day? | Coffee!! |
People who send a “Happy New year” text, before it’s even midnight/12am (in your local time zone), WHY?! | Its so fn annoying |
Which comedies were loved at the time but have aged badly? | *Revenge of the Nerds* |
Socially awkward people, how did you meet your partner? | I didn't |
What hairstyle do you like the most on the gender you are attracted to? | Dude, wicked long hair on guys and shaved heads on women. Amazing. |
What movies has the biggest plot holes? | Star wars Sequel trilogy |
How was your day? | well it's 2:14am UK time here and i had the most amazing nights of my life tonight |
Life has been pretty boring and forgettable these past few years, any advice how to make things better? | Go outside |
(serious) how do you deal with a personal grudge against somebody? | I minimize contact as much as possible. |
What's the first thing you did this year? | Masturbate |
In your own interpretation, reflecting on this year, what is the true meaning of life? | Take advantage of things while they're still there 😔 |
What's the best world of warcraft joke? | The gamers playing it. |
What’s a website that isn’t around anymore that should come back? | Myspace (joking) |
If aliens were to take over, what would be yoyr first move to take it back? | Why take it back? They'll probably do a better job of ruling than the humans are. What's to lose at this point? |
Happy new year! What is your 2021 resolution? | Survive, I almost gave up during 2020 |
What would happen if in the year 2999 on new years when the ball drops, the computers all crash as if y3k happens? | 1999 is calling... |
Now that 2020 is over, what’s the worst and the best thing that happened to you this year? | Worst: My mother passed away.
Best: My indie feature film is finally getting made. |
Why staying alive is so important? Wouldn't disappearing be so much nicer? | Sometimes... Yes |
What's the last person you'd expect to hear a philosophical thought from? | Trump |
What’s something that happened in your life that seemed straight out of a movie? | Surviving a high speed motorcycle crash relatively unscathed |
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