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What’s the worst New Year’s Resolution you’ve heard?
Reading 100 books.
What- Happy new year!- is the best non-English song of joy you know?
[This song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi_6oaQyckM) is really festive and exceptionally joyous and honestly adorable also.
What simple thing can we do to make the community/world a better place?
Think about other people and how your actions affect them. Don't waste things; you don't need new items all the time. Put your trash in the bin please. Spend some of your time thinking about how other people's days are going. If people are different from you, consider how and why and use this as a development tool (considering the other people are healthy not toxic).
[serious] What are you going to change in 2021?
A fuckton of diapers.
Is it 31 Dec 2020 or 1 Jan 2021 where you are?
31 Dec 2020 for a little more than three hours.
How is it so easy to hate everyone?
Everyone is stupid.
What down jacket is Anderson Cooper wearing on CNN right down during the New Year’s Ball Drop on CNN?
That's not down. It's filled with his own sense of self-importance.
What are your thoughts on the recent police shooting of Dolal Idd?
Here's the video. The first shot came from within the car, you can see the window glass blowing out. https://cdn.qwikcast.tv/public/OrganizationFiles/Video/18/123020OISSlowedDown.mp4
What is the best Yo-Mama joke you have ever heard?
Why did the cello teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor. — This is a Yo-yo Ma joke.
What's the scariest thing a person can do without being suspicious?
Handling a salmon unsuspiciously
Well - what is something good that came out of 2020, and why was it good?
Repost
What do you envy about the opposite gender?
Three or so days a month they can do or act however they want because it’s their special time of month
The world is ending... you and one other person lives... who would you save?
I would choose to save one person chose at random on the other side of the world, and our goal is to find each other
People who haven’t pooped in 2021 yet, why are you still holding onto last years shit?
If I had a dollar for every time this has been reposted I’d probably have another stimulus check
What is your new years resolution?
To not expect anything.
In the Vein of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and Heath Ledger as Joker, What Actor Did You First Think Would Be Terrible In a Role But Wound Up Being Fantastic In It?
tom holland as spiderman
If real life car traffic had a public chat, what would some of your first messages probably be?
Move bitch, get out the way
Hey Australia, what's 2021 like so far?
This time last year we were on fire. Today it is raining. Good start!
What was 1 way that gaming helped bring some positivity and joy to your 2020 ?
Getting some chill time with my friends a night or two a week where we could hang out, have some beers and some laughs with each other because we couldn’t be together physically.
People who have had antidepressants, how did it change your life? Did they help? Did they hurt you?
Lexapro Couldn't bust a nut on em. And didn't make any difference in my emotions. Quit taking em after a month.
What movies would you recommend to watch with the family when none of us really want to be with each other and is a really awkward situation?
Monty python and the holy grail.
Which famous persons life would you trade yours for right now?
Any of the moron youtubers who make huge money whilst doing nothing other than appealing to other morons
Have you ever purposely gotten fired? If so why?
It was a job I was terrible at, and I hated it. But I needed a paycheck, small tho it may be. I got fired so I would be able to receive unemployment while I looked for something else.
People of the world: what country are you from, and what wars did you learn about in school?
Uk, ww2.. Not much else
What is a song from the "10s" that you loved?
I'm going to have to go with Let Me Call You Sweetheart by Peerless Quartet
What is the very first YouTube video you can remember watching?
It was a Tourettes Guy video, can't remember which exact one.
What's a longstanding tradition that was broken this year?
That one uncovers his face when entering the bank
Lads and ladettes, too many bottles of bubbly and a few too many shots have been consumed and now takeaway noodles are reappearing in the sink. On a scale of 0-2020 how shit was your New Years?
Still going on when writing this, so just watching movies and hanging out with my dad, stepmom and dog.
Residents of the world (not the United States), why should we move to your country when our nation collapses?
Canadian here... Because we have free healthcare and nice beavers. I said what I said.
What’s more important than love?
Dipping the crust of a stuffed crust pizza into marinara sauce.
Your username is your killer. How would you escape?
Make him cum then run.
For those who haven't taken a dump in 2021, why are you still holding onto last year's shit?
Too soon, dude. Too soon.
What is the most disgusting form of bad breath?
I was unaware that there was a thing known as “good” bad breath...
What’s something a teacher has done that automatically made her your least favorite teacher?
Rebuttoned her blouse
What video game makes you nostalgic?
Star Wars battlefront 2 2005
Scooby doo, master Splinter, or Snarf from the thunder cats: who would you fuck/marry/kill and why?
Marry all, Fuck them all, Kill em all, Feed them to the orphans!
What are the urban theories about Wrestling?
I theorize that sometime wrestling happens in cities.
what is it like being a gamer?
its fun and depressing at same time.
What was the best thing of 2020?
That virus that I heard about. Sounds pretty bad
If farts smelled really good, how would the world be different?
war never changes
What are your plans for this new decade?
I got a bit excited there for a moment cause I misread that q and thought you had written 'plants'
What are your excited for in 2021?
The possibility of buying my own home. A small home. But mine.
People who crossed over early into 2021, is it better than 2020?
I hear they added an extra day
If you had to choose an endangered species to go extinct, but also could bring back an already extinct species, which would they be?
Bring back Huge sloths and make the smaller ones go
[SERIOUS] How do you make yourself vomit effectively?
Please mods don't remove this post or I might have to go to the ER No, I don't have an eating disorder No, I'm not trying to harm myself I screwed up big time for this New Year's Eve hence the title
What's the strangest thing someone you know found "fashionable"?
Dangling a used condom out of their nose. My neighbour's dog is weird.
What’s something a teacher has done that automatically made them your least favorite teacher?
If you breathed too loud our teacher would make you have In school suspension (note he was our music teacher).
For people that are already in 2021 ,so what has changed? COVID 19 still around? Has the economy got any better ?
Its gonna get a whole lot worse for alot of countries before it starts getting any better
How will you know if 2021 is indeed happy?
How can a year be happy? It's not a sentient being
An entity appears and offers you eternal life, but it means you will have to relive 2021 over and over for eternity. You keep all your memories each reset, but no one else does. Would you accept the offer not knowing how 2021 will unfold?
i’m trying to just get through this one life and you want me to live it forever? nah nah nah.
What’s the secret recipe?
cum
You need 3 things to survive: oxygen, water, and ___. What would you put?
Food
Batman has notes on how to beat every member of the Justice League, plus one more enemy: You. What do his notes say?
Tickles
It’s January first, that means about 330 days till you can listen to Christmas songs and not be judged. What was your favourite to listen to?
Mine was [(Warning, NSFW)](https://youtu.be/p9ZSZFwVqqc)
What is something that you can only find in Canada?
Leafs fans
People of India, how does it feels to be in 2021?
not from india, but australia’s already 12 hours into 2021. So far the space demons have only taken a bit of ground and the situation looks to be stabilising. America should be feeling the affects soon.
Porn is now a religion, what are the Commandments?
Thou shalt not bust to the first video you find.
What will you be doing at midnight?
Joe Mama
Today is the last day of Adobe Flash's glorious life. What Flash content will you always remember?
Games.... idk, I feel bad for the guy...
It COVID-19 was a candle, what would it smell like?
Nothing because it makes you lose your sense of smell
People making shitty, unfunny new years questions, when will you shut up?
Do you know what’s more annoying than those posts? Posts about how annoying they are.
People who have slept with "celebrities" of any status, what's one thing about it you CAN share?
Perhaps not exactly on point, but.. they're also humans.
If ads didn't exist, what would run the internet's economy ergo what would be the main source of money on the internet?
Pornography. Doesn't need ads.
What are some important habits that you should start before you turn 25?
Start saving - sooner the better Budgeting is your best friend Learn how to cook basic and healthy meals Dont always cheap out of furniture Its okay not to know what you wanna do with your life Dont buy into people lives on social media - happy people dont need to brag online
what got you dating a gamer?
Lmao
What's a great movie that does NOT involve anyone dying?
Sonic the Hedgehog
What orifice would you least like to bleed from, and why?
My urethra. The thought has my legs tightening.
So what's your resolution for 2021?
To take a shot every time this question gets asked.
Who ruined your New Year’s celebration and how?
My father called to tell me my mother died today. Unexpectedly. Can't stop crying.
What body part do you find super attractive on your preferred sex?
Thighs
What's a joke that you didn't get until much, much later?
“Nice beaver!” joke from The Naked Gun.
What was the best thing to happen in 2020?
Off the top of my head: - In June the Supreme Court ruled that Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 protects LGBTQ+ employees from discrimination - The epidemiology field is getting more funding and attention - Wild polio has been eradicated in Africa - Finland gave fathers family leave - Scotland made menstrual products free, and is the first country to do so - The US 2020 Election made records in voter participation (say what you will about the outcome, this is still historic) - The pandemic caused a record drop of carvon emissions worldwide - NASA is continually sending better rovers to Mars and sent astronauts to the ISS for the first time since 2011 - Companies like EA and Crayola are becoming more inclusive regarding selling their products - The Global Interfaith Commission called to end criminalizing homosexuality, conversion therapy, and violence against LGBTQ+ individuals
What's your favorite quote?
Society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they will never sit ~ Greek proverb, probably
If you could broadcast a message globally what would you say?
Wear a mask!
What's your favorite quote?
"I know human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"- George H W Bush
Anyone know the name of the French girl who inherited the powers of Baba Vanga?
After literally typing your question into Google and reading just the summary of the top result - Yes, I do now.
What's your favorite quote?
fuck you you fuckin fuck
[Serious] What is the smallest thing you want for 2021?
a snuggle
What do you like about victoria coren mitchell?
Seems like a nice, relatively astute lady.
What other cool things to say for the new year 2021 besides "hindsight is 2020"?
Welcome to dumpster fire season 2
What are some stigmas that come along with bipolar disorder?
that people with bipolar disorder are absolutely batshit crazy. which is untrue. however, in the media, such as movies and books, individuals with bipolar disorder are often portrayed as “crazy”; committing countless crimes, etc. also, many people believe bipolar people are unable of a successful, stable relationship. as well as the thought that they can not be independently. there’s a lot of stigma around the topic actually, and the majority of it is inconsiderate and plain rude.
Why was 2020 the best year of your life?
I finished highschool and got the highest grade in class also I watched my older brother succeed in his career and achieve his goal which was inspiring honestly
Future people who are already in 2021: is it worth it or should we just stay in 2020?
This fucker doesn’t even know about the ice age yet!
Does death nude scenes turn u on and why?
Talk to someone about your emotions. Please.
If humans were born in eggs like platypus, how long would they take to hatch? How else would raising children be effected?
Women would be walking omelet makers. Eggs, milk, meat. BOOOM!
Who here is sick of 2021 New Years posts including this one?
me
(Guys) were you ever lucky enough to hook up with an older woman when you were in your teens? How?
That's called rape, sir.
What will be your last word in 2020?
Technically? "One".
How can your grandmother be your cousin?
Ok I got this. Your grandmother's dad or mom needs to marry your mom or dad. So you'll have a step mom/dad. Since she is a daughter of them, this would technically mean she is your cousin. I think it works like that. Your thoughts
People already in 2023, how's it going?
Can you not try and transcend time sir
If reincarnation is real, would you want to be reincarnated? Why or why not?
Sure, who wants to die and be gone forever?
What's something you're going to miss from 2020?
null
What is your New Years resolution?
To stop exercising, eat unhealthy, pick up a new drug addiction, start hangin with a bad crew, be ungrateful, give up on my dreams, forget how to do some stuff I know how to do already, maybe spend all my savings at Dave & Busters
How is USA a third world country with a Gucci belt?
It’s not
What are the benefits of going sober for 2020? How can a few drinks each week be a bad thing? Or how much better is it being completely sober?
Going sober for the rest of 2020..... that's a big commitment.
People in 2024, how's it doing?
It's cute that you think any of us are making it to 2024
What is your favorite biological/evolutionary theory about the human body or psychology?
That trees domesticated humans. Maybe it's not that crazy from a scientific standpoint, but it's weird to think about.
Amusement park/theme park workers, what "oh crap" moment were you able to hide from the visitors?
When the moose at the gate didn’t tell them that the park was closed.
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve Googled?
"how to tie a bow line"
What is result of your first and last name, if you replace first 4 letters of your first and last name with "fuck"?
lol. fuckie fucker 😄