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How long does it take for ecstasy to kick in?	Slightly under an hour on an empty stomache. Full effects by at most 2 to 3 hours. Expierences may (and will) vary.
What's a word for a feeling that something good is going to happen (kinda like the opposite of foreboding)?	Anticipation
If 2020 will be remembered as a bad year, what do you think of as a particularly GOOD year?	Any year that wasn’t 2020
If there is a god, why is sugar so unhealthy and yummy at the same time?	God: “Oops.”
People who are already in 2021 how is it so far?	It's fine, there is no Giant Enemy Spider healthbar in the sky tho
There is no question. What is your response?	ALTA FOR LIFE
What’s a unique product/gadget that you can’t live without?	This stupid orange peeler that I LOST like six years ago. I’m dead now obviously but I miss it....
All the people who said 2020 would be their yesr, how did work out?	It worked pretty good, I graduated and got hired after an internship and I'm doing pretty good professionally and family wise.
If you could give one piece of advice to your past self, what would it be?	don't beat your meat with a wrench
What is it that you really want to know?	Why does the "don't wants" depression kick in the days I have free time?
People who didn't get to the main page in 2020, what are you planning to ask in 2021?	But then people would just steal my question and ask it better lmao
How do you think we could peacefully transition away from a capitalist society?	Take back the memes of production
What’s a memory you remember that you’re not sure if it was a dream or not?	I swear I remember being in my mother's womb. I remember everything around looking flesh-colored, and me kicking the surface because I felt I was squeezed in. Apparently, I kicked around a lot when I was in there, according to my mom. I don't know if it's possible to remember something like that, so maybe it was a dream. I'm not sure.
You wake up tomorrow and instead of it being 2021 it's 1202. How do you deal with the New Year?	i recite MF DOOM lyrics to the local peasantry until they declare me a wizened sage, and become the 13th century supervillain
What’s your weird pet peeve?	people who don't use suppressors on their penis to make the pee quieter at night
What does math look like in foreign languages?	V+V=X
What would make you feel happy right now?	girlfriend
Holly willoughby what comes to mind ?	Nobody
Mad Max 2 is set in 2021, how are you getting prepared to survive in the Thunderdome?	Trying to find a midget to ride around on my back. Instant respect
What is your biggest regret from 2020?	Instead of staying home the last nine months, I wish I would have just rented a small cabin in the middle of Montana or Wyoming for a couple of months and just hung out there.
how do you learn cool, random things every day?	Random urges to search random bullshit
People who don't properly use their turn signals, what is you New Year's resolution?	to teach you better grammar
What are you going to miss the most from 2020?	My dog
What is the childhood idea/invention of yours that you thought was genius until reality hit?	i thought i made an infinite source of electricity &#x200B; perpetual motion machines never, ever work.
2020 is over, what is next for you?	I’m no mathematician, but I’m fairly certain that 2021 comes next
To everyone who hasn't eaten since last decade, why?	🤓 technically the last decade ended in 2019
What's the first resolution you are going to break in 2021?	We had resolutions?
People who deliberately run or take a walk during the night. What is the craziest thing you saw during that time and has it since then affected your nightly routine?	My buddy used to run at night by a park. One night he was approached by someone with a knife. Knife guy tells my buddy to give up his phone and wallet. He noticed knife guy was kind of big so he just turned around and just ran away. The guy didn’t even try to follow him luckily. My friend gets home all shook and his wife calms him down. They file a police report. Later that night he gets a call back from the station. They find knife guy because he approached two other people walking through the park the same way, and they end up kicking his ass. So my buddy helps the cops ID him. I don’t know how it changed his nightly routine but I never get a chance to share this story.
For those who don't turn right on red when it is allowed and clear to do so, why?	There is a red right pointing arrow where I live and I understood you can't go right on red arrow. People honk at me and I stay put till that arrow is green. It's not a normal red light.
Although 2020 will probably be seen as a bad year for many, what is the silver lining for your year?	Graduating.
What late 90s/early 2000s song will always be a banger?	Mr Brightside
People who have tried meth, what was it like?	Ever taken adderall? That times 100.
What is something that science can’t explain (yet)?	the beginning of the universe (singularity) and why I can breathe fire from my mouth
What would you say or do if there was a theme park made out off poop?	Keep away
If 2020 was a blanket what would it be made of?	Pubes
What is the reason we feel comfort being under the covers when scared?	It’s like a child when they play hide and seek. If they can’t see you, you can’t see them.
How often do you wash/change your sheets on your bed?	once every 2 months maybe
What time did you make someone feel really stupid ?	When my friend commented that Tony Montana's actor looked a lot like the guy that played Michael Corleone.
Does it irritate you when your spouse doesn’t like your music?	if they actively comment on it. if we don’t share the same taste it’s okay but if they’re gonna be dicks about it then fuck off.
What was 2020 like for you?	i don't even know where to begin... I don't even have words to describe it... it was a lot... physically, mentally and emotionally challenging... 2020 felt like a hidden bonus level in a game... with its own boss... ...and... ...I didn't win...
What piece of clothing or accessory do you want to rock but don’t because you don’t think you can pull it off?	A cape
What is a movie that makes you cry every time?	Obligatory not a movie but hamilton
2020 does start here for a few more hours. What’s 2021 like?	It’s safe to come through boys and girls, nothing has changed.
If you've ever kissed someone you had a crush on while they were asleep, why did you do it?	That's....assault.
What is your new year resolution and How long will it last you think?	Thus far I've been counting how many unoriginal people are asking this question for almost 3 hours. Going strong!
As 2020 winds to an end, what is something you did this year, small or big, that you're proud of?	Umm. I finally had girlfriends and had sex?
What was the best day of your life?	Tomorrow
What bad things are waiting for us is 2021?	Some form of dormant monsters that arise from some island and make their way to New York City maybe even extraterrestrial.
What’s one New Year’s resolution you’re NOT making for 2021?	To vote in the Georgia run off. Am I right fellow republicans?
What sound can you never seem to get out of your brain?	persistent high-pitched ringing. it's called tinnitus.
How often do you vacuum your whole house/apartment?	Weekly
People who've called the number on the back of toilet door for a good time, what happened?	Am I just in better places as I’m getting older, or has the amount of bathroom graffiti reduced a lot? Is Facebook just a massive public bathroom wall?
Cosplayers, what’re some cute or wholesome stories you have?	I was at a convention in my inflatable dinosaur suit dressed as dinosaur Belle. I was giving high fives to lots of kids and waving - usual stuff when you’re in the suit in public. A 14-15 year old guy wearing headphones came up to me and mock roared (as some teens had done before) so I roared back. He full on screamed. Ear piercing, crowd stopping omg-I’m-being-murdered scream. It was then I realised that he was severely autistic and the headphones were to prevent him having a sensory overload. His parents rushed up and apologised (they had been looking at a stall nearby). He kept screaming until they pulled him away. The next time I saw him he was sort of stepping forward and then back like he was afraid. He did it a few more times so I stopped and said “high five?” He timidly shuffled over and gave me a gentle high five - and then another and another and started laughing. I bumped into him and his parents a few more times that day and he always ran right up and roared in my face but giggled right afterwards, sometimes with a fake ear piercing scream and more giggles. I like to think he had fun anyway and wasn’t as scared anymore.
What is a book, movie, or song that has changed the way you think about life?	The film Inside Out. I (35F) first saw it when I was 31 and in the middle of a significant mental health crisis. I've never liked having 'feelings' and have always detached myself from anything negative, but I was spiralling very quickly and ultimately needed professional help. The message that allowing yourself to feel sadness rather than ignoring it was critical for healthy emotional management was exactly the thing I needed, at exactly the right time.
People who haven't pooped yet, why are you holding on to last year's shit?	Repost
What identifies you and how has it changed?	I started off as a puny wimp that could't spit a spark, then i grew to be buff and hard as noah's arch. Im cool and i only spit fire now, also i broke a person's back in half like a cow
What was your highlight of 2020?	Dodgers winning.
How will you describe 2020 to your grandchildren?	I won't be having any after this shit
What's one hand gesture that annoys you?	Thumbs up in any chat conversation.
what was your least favorite 2020 moment?	Januaryfebruarymarchaprilmayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctobernovemberdecember, that moment
What are your plans for 2021?	Hopefully get a girlfriend but I've been trying for about 3 years so im not hopeful
How y'all feel about covid 21?	To quote Dwight, "We need a new plague."
A live-show host presents a hypothetical situation and describes the average citizen in some kind of example, you slowly notice that he describes your actions at home play-by-play, how do you react?	Get a lawyer, I should be owed royalties or something.
What was so bad about 2020?	Watching the world fight over if you should or should not have to wear a piece of cloth over your face.
For the drinkers who work 3rd shift, do you still get home and drink even though it's morning?	Yes because they still have to enjoy a bit of downtime before falling asleep
What are your New Year drunk ramblings?	Mine is that bagels make terrible breakfast sandsiwtches bread. Sourdough or tortilla, bitches! Bagels aare too chewy
How serious of a threat is AI to humanity in the next 50 years?	The next 50 years? Don’t you mean right now?
What's something you're not interested in that it seems like everybody around you is?	I-don't-give-a-shit-about-baseball! It's boring.
[Serious] What are some steps to take if a neighbor might be planning something nefarious?	Cameras. You can never go wrong with cameras and an alert system. Also give a possible warning to a police station.
What are some “Wait, that actually works?” moments in history?	The microphone on my phone died. My wife told me to connect my earphones to the phone, that'll fix it. I told her that's ridiculous because my earphones didn't have a microphone. I laughed, but I thought what the heck. So I connected my ear phones and lo and behold, the microphone on my phone started working again.
For those of you where it's past midnight, what is 2021 like so far?	Dude. It’s amazing, Corona is gone. Like it have never been a pandemic! No it’s not, same shit different day. Happy new year!
How do you fry an egg so that the white is fully cooked but the yolk stays runny without any slimy undercooked white at the edge of the yolk?	medium heat. quick flip.
What’s your alcoholic drink of choice ?	Mines spiced Rum and Coke
What is your "I nearly fucking died" moment?	I nearly fell down a cliff when skiing
What makes you stop talking to a long term friend?	I couldn’t keep up with her bad choices, one man after the other the next one worse than the last. She has, probably, the worst taste in men in the history of humanity. It hurts to see someone self destruct like that, never take your advice and them complain when everything se va a la mierda. I believe she felt like I abandoned her, yes, maybe I did, but I just didn’t have the heart to watch her crash and burn. She is so pretty, so smart, so much more than anyone deserves and she’s so desperately seeking love in the wrong places.
Now that 2020 is over, what is on your 2021 bingo card?	Trump banned from Twitter
What would you do if aliens landed and said "Help Us"?	Put on a second mask.
What are some of the worst consumer hardware products ever made?	Everything by black and decker. That name used to mean something.
What's a Christmas present you got that you're still really happy to have?	I always had a goatee but it was getting long and last year I decided to just grow a full beard. As a joke my uncle got me a beard comb but it’s come in tremendously useful.
What was your favorite non-electronic toy as a child?	Legos
What's your favorite fake story about yourself that ends with everyone around you clapping and cheering?	That one time when I saw a baby stroller rolling at high speed down hill towards a busy cross-street. I knew what I had to do. I ran as fast as I could and when I caught up to the kid I gave It’s stroller a mighty push causing it to clear the cross traffic without connecting with any of the vehicles. That the stroller hit the curb on the opposite side of the cross-street, tossing the tyke face first into a stucco covered wall didn’t even matter. The owner if one car pulled over an thanked me for protecting his car’s paint and al the people at the bus stop gave me a standing ovation.
What's a favorite food of most people that you can't stand?	Sweet Potato anything
Can you explain why “fuck you”is used as such a negative expression?	It seems odd given how much we value sex. And who will be doing it?
What are your New Year's resolutions for 2021?	To ponder why people still think this is a good question when they're the hundredth person posting it.
There's a health bar in the sky, it is time! Who will you summon to help in the battle against 2020's final boss?	Kirby. Nuf said
How can one year be so bad?	Generally widely poor levels of education and a lack of empathy does it.
Smokers- Why do some of you reek of cigar/weed & others don't?	Cleanliness. I was a smoker up until a few months ago and no one knew unless they saw me smoking, I would always wash my hand up to my elbows, rinse my teeth with mouthwash (yes even if i wasnt home) and spray myself with perfume. No one ever smelled smoke, id always get “YOU SMOKE?!”
What do you think is the cause of the Mandela Effect?	Being dumb and impressionable
Everyone staying in tonight, what are you plans?	Get drunk, eat cheetos and probably cry over childhood trauma, wbu?
What was your school/college nickname and Why you were given that name ?	I was known by the younger year levels as The Girl Who Feeds The Cat. I would feed the cat.
What is the greatest Pokemon game, and why?	The original
How do you press the screen/ click A when capturing a Pokemon?	I throw the ball with my eyes closed so he doesn't get shy to enter the pokeball
you can send one message to the entire world and everyone can understand it and you can choose how its sent (telepathically, signal from space, a letter to everyone) how can you cause as much damage as possible?	Ur mum gey.
People who had an amazing 2020, what happened?	No study, all day gaming, still alive
Who's your favorite NFL player?	Deshaun Watson
What is the worst way you ever messed up a presentation?	I showed them my premium porn hub collection instead of presentation on frogs.
People who keep asking questions about why people are asking questions about the new year, why?	Idk they kinda get annoyed of seeing the same question over and over again
People who stacked themselves up as kids and put on a long coat to impersonate an adult, how did you decide who was going at the top, middle, and bottom?	The one with the beard gets to be the one on top.
If you could have an intimate night with anyone in the world, who would it be and why?	Doesn't really matter because I would not be anyone's first choice. Or second. Or third.
What is your favorite movie that cannot currently be streamed?	Dead mans shoes. Great UK film about a guy seeking revenge over a gang that terrorised his brother while he was deployed overseas. Really dark but great film.

How long does it take for ecstasy to kick in?

Slightly under an hour on an empty stomache. Full effects by at most 2 to 3 hours. Expierences may (and will) vary.

What's a word for a feeling that something good is going to happen (kinda like the opposite of foreboding)?

Anticipation

If 2020 will be remembered as a bad year, what do you think of as a particularly GOOD year?

Any year that wasn’t 2020

If there is a god, why is sugar so unhealthy and yummy at the same time?

God: “Oops.”

People who are already in 2021 how is it so far?

It's fine, there is no Giant Enemy Spider healthbar in the sky tho

There is no question. What is your response?

ALTA FOR LIFE

What’s a unique product/gadget that you can’t live without?

This stupid orange peeler that I LOST like six years ago. I’m dead now obviously but I miss it....

All the people who said 2020 would be their yesr, how did work out?

It worked pretty good, I graduated and got hired after an internship and I'm doing pretty good professionally and family wise.

If you could give one piece of advice to your past self, what would it be?

don't beat your meat with a wrench

What is it that you really want to know?

Why does the "don't wants" depression kick in the days I have free time?

People who didn't get to the main page in 2020, what are you planning to ask in 2021?

But then people would just steal my question and ask it better lmao

How do you think we could peacefully transition away from a capitalist society?

Take back the memes of production

What’s a memory you remember that you’re not sure if it was a dream or not?

I swear I remember being in my mother's womb. I remember everything around looking flesh-colored, and me kicking the surface because I felt I was squeezed in. Apparently, I kicked around a lot when I was in there, according to my mom. I don't know if it's possible to remember something like that, so maybe it was a dream. I'm not sure.

You wake up tomorrow and instead of it being 2021 it's 1202. How do you deal with the New Year?

i recite MF DOOM lyrics to the local peasantry until they declare me a wizened sage, and become the 13th century supervillain

What’s your weird pet peeve?

people who don't use suppressors on their penis to make the pee quieter at night

What does math look like in foreign languages?

V+V=X

What would make you feel happy right now?

girlfriend

Holly willoughby what comes to mind ?

Nobody

Mad Max 2 is set in 2021, how are you getting prepared to survive in the Thunderdome?

Trying to find a midget to ride around on my back. Instant respect

What is your biggest regret from 2020?

Instead of staying home the last nine months, I wish I would have just rented a small cabin in the middle of Montana or Wyoming for a couple of months and just hung out there.

how do you learn cool, random things every day?

Random urges to search random bullshit

People who don't properly use their turn signals, what is you New Year's resolution?

to teach you better grammar

What are you going to miss the most from 2020?

My dog

What is the childhood idea/invention of yours that you thought was genius until reality hit?

i thought i made an infinite source of electricity &#x200B; perpetual motion machines never, ever work.

2020 is over, what is next for you?

I’m no mathematician, but I’m fairly certain that 2021 comes next

To everyone who hasn't eaten since last decade, why?

🤓 technically the last decade ended in 2019

What's the first resolution you are going to break in 2021?

We had resolutions?

People who deliberately run or take a walk during the night. What is the craziest thing you saw during that time and has it since then affected your nightly routine?

My buddy used to run at night by a park. One night he was approached by someone with a knife. Knife guy tells my buddy to give up his phone and wallet. He noticed knife guy was kind of big so he just turned around and just ran away. The guy didn’t even try to follow him luckily. My friend gets home all shook and his wife calms him down. They file a police report. Later that night he gets a call back from the station. They find knife guy because he approached two other people walking through the park the same way, and they end up kicking his ass. So my buddy helps the cops ID him. I don’t know how it changed his nightly routine but I never get a chance to share this story.

For those who don't turn right on red when it is allowed and clear to do so, why?

There is a red right pointing arrow where I live and I understood you can't go right on red arrow. People honk at me and I stay put till that arrow is green. It's not a normal red light.

Although 2020 will probably be seen as a bad year for many, what is the silver lining for your year?

Graduating.

What late 90s/early 2000s song will always be a banger?

Mr Brightside

People who have tried meth, what was it like?

Ever taken adderall? That times 100.

What is something that science can’t explain (yet)?

the beginning of the universe (singularity) and why I can breathe fire from my mouth

What would you say or do if there was a theme park made out off poop?

Keep away

If 2020 was a blanket what would it be made of?

Pubes

What is the reason we feel comfort being under the covers when scared?

It’s like a child when they play hide and seek. If they can’t see you, you can’t see them.

How often do you wash/change your sheets on your bed?

once every 2 months maybe

What time did you make someone feel really stupid ?

When my friend commented that Tony Montana's actor looked a lot like the guy that played Michael Corleone.

Does it irritate you when your spouse doesn’t like your music?

if they actively comment on it. if we don’t share the same taste it’s okay but if they’re gonna be dicks about it then fuck off.

What was 2020 like for you?

i don't even know where to begin... I don't even have words to describe it... it was a lot... physically, mentally and emotionally challenging... 2020 felt like a hidden bonus level in a game... with its own boss... ...and... ...I didn't win...

What piece of clothing or accessory do you want to rock but don’t because you don’t think you can pull it off?

A cape

What is a movie that makes you cry every time?

Obligatory not a movie but hamilton

2020 does start here for a few more hours. What’s 2021 like?

It’s safe to come through boys and girls, nothing has changed.

If you've ever kissed someone you had a crush on while they were asleep, why did you do it?

That's....assault.

What is your new year resolution and How long will it last you think?

Thus far I've been counting how many unoriginal people are asking this question for almost 3 hours. Going strong!

As 2020 winds to an end, what is something you did this year, small or big, that you're proud of?

Umm. I finally had girlfriends and had sex?

What was the best day of your life?

Tomorrow

What bad things are waiting for us is 2021?

Some form of dormant monsters that arise from some island and make their way to New York City maybe even extraterrestrial.

What’s one New Year’s resolution you’re NOT making for 2021?

To vote in the Georgia run off. Am I right fellow republicans?

What sound can you never seem to get out of your brain?

persistent high-pitched ringing. it's called tinnitus.

How often do you vacuum your whole house/apartment?

Weekly

People who've called the number on the back of toilet door for a good time, what happened?

Am I just in better places as I’m getting older, or has the amount of bathroom graffiti reduced a lot? Is Facebook just a massive public bathroom wall?

Cosplayers, what’re some cute or wholesome stories you have?

I was at a convention in my inflatable dinosaur suit dressed as dinosaur Belle. I was giving high fives to lots of kids and waving - usual stuff when you’re in the suit in public. A 14-15 year old guy wearing headphones came up to me and mock roared (as some teens had done before) so I roared back. He full on screamed. Ear piercing, crowd stopping omg-I’m-being-murdered scream. It was then I realised that he was severely autistic and the headphones were to prevent him having a sensory overload. His parents rushed up and apologised (they had been looking at a stall nearby). He kept screaming until they pulled him away. The next time I saw him he was sort of stepping forward and then back like he was afraid. He did it a few more times so I stopped and said “high five?” He timidly shuffled over and gave me a gentle high five - and then another and another and started laughing. I bumped into him and his parents a few more times that day and he always ran right up and roared in my face but giggled right afterwards, sometimes with a fake ear piercing scream and more giggles. I like to think he had fun anyway and wasn’t as scared anymore.

What is a book, movie, or song that has changed the way you think about life?

The film **Inside Out**. I (35F) first saw it when I was 31 and in the middle of a significant mental health crisis. I've never liked having 'feelings' and have always detached myself from anything negative, but I was spiralling very quickly and ultimately needed professional help. The message that *allowing yourself to feel sadness rather than ignoring it was critical for healthy emotional management* was exactly the thing I needed, at exactly the right time.

People who haven't pooped yet, why are you holding on to last year's shit?

Repost

What identifies you and how has it changed?

I started off as a puny wimp that could't spit a spark, then i grew to be buff and hard as noah's arch. Im cool and i only spit fire now, also i broke a person's back in half like a cow

What was your highlight of 2020?

Dodgers winning.

How will you describe 2020 to your grandchildren?

I won't be having any after this shit

What's one hand gesture that annoys you?

Thumbs up in any chat conversation.

what was your least favorite 2020 moment?

Januaryfebruarymarchaprilmayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctobernovemberdecember, that moment

What are your plans for 2021?

Hopefully get a girlfriend but I've been trying for about 3 years so im not hopeful

How y'all feel about covid 21?

To quote Dwight, "We need a new plague."

A live-show host presents a hypothetical situation and describes the average citizen in some kind of example, you slowly notice that he describes your actions at home play-by-play, how do you react?

Get a lawyer, I should be owed royalties or something.

What was so bad about 2020?

Watching the world fight over if you should or should not have to wear a piece of cloth over your face.

For the drinkers who work 3rd shift, do you still get home and drink even though it's morning?

Yes because they still have to enjoy a bit of downtime before falling asleep

What are your New Year drunk ramblings?

Mine is that bagels make terrible breakfast sandsiwtches bread. Sourdough or tortilla, bitches! Bagels aare too chewy

How serious of a threat is AI to humanity in the next 50 years?

The next 50 years? Don’t you mean right now?

What's something you're not interested in that it seems like everybody around you is?

I-don't-give-a-shit-about-baseball! It's boring.

[Serious] What are some steps to take if a neighbor might be planning something nefarious?

Cameras. You can never go wrong with cameras and an alert system. Also give a possible warning to a police station.

What are some “Wait, that actually works?” moments in history?

The microphone on my phone died. My wife told me to connect my earphones to the phone, that'll fix it. I told her that's ridiculous because my earphones didn't have a microphone. I laughed, but I thought what the heck. So I connected my ear phones and lo and behold, the microphone on my phone started working again.

For those of you where it's past midnight, what is 2021 like so far?

Dude. It’s amazing, Corona is gone. Like it have never been a pandemic! No it’s not, same shit different day. Happy new year!

How do you fry an egg so that the white is fully cooked but the yolk stays runny without any slimy undercooked white at the edge of the yolk?

medium heat. quick flip.

What’s your alcoholic drink of choice ?

Mines spiced Rum and Coke

What is your "I nearly fucking died" moment?

I nearly fell down a cliff when skiing

What makes you stop talking to a long term friend?

I couldn’t keep up with her bad choices, one man after the other the next one worse than the last. She has, probably, the worst taste in men in the history of humanity. It hurts to see someone self destruct like that, never take your advice and them complain when everything se va a la mierda. I believe she felt like I abandoned her, yes, maybe I did, but I just didn’t have the heart to watch her crash and burn. She is so pretty, so smart, so much more than anyone deserves and she’s so desperately seeking love in the wrong places.

Now that 2020 is over, what is on your 2021 bingo card?

Trump banned from Twitter

What would you do if aliens landed and said "Help Us"?

Put on a second mask.

What are some of the worst consumer hardware products ever made?

Everything by black and decker. That name used to mean something.

What's a Christmas present you got that you're still really happy to have?

I always had a goatee but it was getting long and last year I decided to just grow a full beard. As a joke my uncle got me a beard comb but it’s come in tremendously useful.

What was your favorite non-electronic toy as a child?

Legos

What's your favorite fake story about yourself that ends with everyone around you clapping and cheering?

That one time when I saw a baby stroller rolling at high speed down hill towards a busy cross-street. I knew what I had to do. I ran as fast as I could and when I caught up to the kid I gave It’s stroller a mighty push causing it to clear the cross traffic without connecting with any of the vehicles. That the stroller hit the curb on the opposite side of the cross-street, tossing the tyke face first into a stucco covered wall didn’t even matter. The owner if one car pulled over an thanked me for protecting his car’s paint and al the people at the bus stop gave me a standing ovation.

What's a favorite food of most people that you can't stand?

Sweet Potato anything

Can you explain why “fuck you”is used as such a negative expression?

It seems odd given how much we value sex. And who will be doing it?

What are your New Year's resolutions for 2021?

To ponder why people still think this is a good question when they're the hundredth person posting it.

There's a health bar in the sky, it is time! Who will you summon to help in the battle against 2020's final boss?

Kirby. Nuf said

How can one year be so bad?

Generally widely poor levels of education and a lack of empathy does it.

Smokers- Why do some of you reek of cigar/weed & others don't?

Cleanliness. I was a smoker up until a few months ago and no one knew unless they saw me smoking, I would always wash my hand up to my elbows, rinse my teeth with mouthwash (yes even if i wasnt home) and spray myself with perfume. No one ever smelled smoke, id always get “YOU SMOKE?!”

What do you think is the cause of the Mandela Effect?

Being dumb and impressionable

Everyone staying in tonight, what are you plans?

Get drunk, eat cheetos and probably cry over childhood trauma, wbu?

What was your school/college nickname and Why you were given that name ?

I was known by the younger year levels as The Girl Who Feeds The Cat. I would feed the cat.

What is the greatest Pokemon game, and why?

The original

How do you press the screen/ click A when capturing a Pokemon?

I throw the ball with my eyes closed so he doesn't get shy to enter the pokeball

you can send one message to the entire world and everyone can understand it and you can choose how its sent (telepathically, signal from space, a letter to everyone) how can you cause as much damage as possible?

Ur mum gey.

People who had an amazing 2020, what happened?

No study, all day gaming, still alive

Who's your favorite NFL player?

Deshaun Watson

What is the worst way you ever messed up a presentation?

I showed them my premium porn hub collection instead of presentation on frogs.

People who keep asking questions about why people are asking questions about the new year, why?

Idk they kinda get annoyed of seeing the same question over and over again

People who stacked themselves up as kids and put on a long coat to impersonate an adult, how did you decide who was going at the top, middle, and bottom?

The one with the beard gets to be the one on top.

If you could have an intimate night with anyone in the world, who would it be and why?

Doesn't really matter because I would not be anyone's first choice. Or second. Or third.

What is your favorite movie that cannot currently be streamed?

Dead mans shoes. Great UK film about a guy seeking revenge over a gang that terrorised his brother while he was deployed overseas. Really dark but great film.