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What's the best Wi-Fi name you've ever seen? | illshareyourbrowsinghistorywithyourfamily |
How would you explain women’s stiletto shoes? | Heel-lifting floor stabbies |
What new hobby or skill did you pick up during quarantine? | Knitting |
What small YouTube channel deserves more subscribers? | AngryCops |
What's the worst song and/or album you've heard this year? | Whole Lotta Red, ruined christmas for me and other people. |
To those who had a bad N e w Y e a r s E v e, who caused it? | Covid |
What are you thankful for? | Boobies |
Why are you a bitch? | I'm stupid enough to be one without realizing it. |
People who have been on the dark web, what is the worst thing you have seen? | Leaving this to come back and read responses |
Food industry workers: What's an insider's secret about your restaurant? | Boston Pizza microwaves their pasta in the evening |
People who wear short shorts and puffy jackets, why? Don't your legs experience the weather too? | No, they do not |
If you could give one piece of advice to your child and nothing else, what would it be? | Take care of your health. You only get one vessel. |
What was the weird reason you found out what sex is? | My friend told me about sex saying it's the best feeling you'll ever feelso I decided to do it one night. Got scared when I seen cum on my stomach |
Scientifically, why does raw chicken last longer in the freezer than cooked chicken? | I’ve seen many links from basics googling that raw chicken stays for \~9 months to a year in the freezer while cooked chicken lasts 2-6 months.
This seemed counterintuitive to me since I would assume that cooked chicken is “sanitized” of pathogens that would be on raw chicken through the cooking process |
Anyone who ever broke/sprained/dislocated something, what was it and how did it feel? | I twisted my ankle on a date night 9 years ago, it hurt for 2 days and now it’s my weaker and most-likely-to-twist-again ankle. |
People who are nervous and their socks are too loose, where's Waldo and why didn't he sit down? | r/iamveryrandom |
what's a good example of The road to hell is paved with good intentions? | Robert Mugabe (also works in the "die a hero or live long enough to become a villain, etc" trope).
Basically he went from being a symbol of freedom to a despot. |
People who haven’t showered since last year, how does it feel? | 2019 was a long time ago take a guess |
What does it feel like being attractive? | Wouldn’t know |
What type of iron is used to solder very small wires on a small circuit board that broke off? | r/answers
I am thinking they sell some small hand-held lasers that *might* work, but might need a jig to hold the things steady. |
Your penis is 2 inches. Her penis is 8 inches. What do you do? | With our powers combined |
Which is worse coffee or energy drinks? | Energy drinks due to how much mystery ingredients they have in them.
Coffee is just that, coffee. Granted, if you add milk, sweeteners, syrups, sugar, extracts, etc, it will definitely not be healthy in the slightest, but yeah. |
What are your goals this year? | Watch 365 movies. |
What would have been the ideal date to have been born on to avoid WWII and Vietnam? | 1270 |
What makes you laugh and cry at the same time? | when im crying abt something dumb, and then i start laughing at myself for crying abt some dumb ass thing |
What state would get relegated to Territory status if we had relegation like European soccer? | The US. Bad management. |
what's something you learnt of in 2019 that you are glad of? | Do you mean 2020? If so, how to eat healthy (but I'm still gonna have dessert), enjoy exercising, and crocheting |
What does sex feel like? | Warm apple pie. |
People who wanted to "Save the economy" instead of locking down, how are you feeling right now? | Like we ended up half assing several strategies and got the worst of each one. |
What is the craziest thing your in-laws have ever said to you? | When my hubby and I were only engaged my mother in law and I had a conversation and it went like this...
"He is going to have to chose between you and I eventually, and he is going to pick me, his MOTHER"!
I responded with "nope, cause he can't Fuck you"! And I walked out...
That was 14 years ago. We are on better terms now. |
How do you feel about curved gaming monitors and curved penises? | did you see those warriors from hammerfell? |
What is your favorite planet? | Earth |
What hobby have you taken up during quarantine? | Eating, tv and self loathing. |
What will you most remember fondly of the 2010's? | Leaving my dead beat of a High School behind. |
Why were shoulder pads in women’s fashion ever a thing? Watching an 80’s movie and these damn things are rampant. Everyone looks like they are gearing up for the gridiron. Ladies padding their shoulders like they wanna appear good for breeding with a professional swimmer. Why? | Same reason kids today get ugly tattoos, style. |
What’s the point in keep going when you’re terrible at school? | You spelled "you're" the right way. You can pretty much graduate a high school on that alone. |
What’s been your “I’m the only one who will ever experience this” moment? | Flying above the clouds, thousands of feet in the sky with the door open on a helicopter. Looking out into the wild blue yonder. As every cloud passed so did any problem I had in life while on the ground....they all seemed to have dissappeared and I realized that no matter what has happened and alll that will happen, in the end it'll be alright. I felt at peace with myself and those around me. I let go of all emotions and I took a breath, then realized that if we lost our engines and we fell to our deaths. It was meant to be. I asked God if I was meant for more then please let us land safely and I'll bring joy and peace to everyone I meet. There's more to life.... |
How you responded to Covid-19 is worn as a badge or a stain that you wear for the rest of your lives. What's your badge or stain? | The shield. Defender of home and family. |
Quick! Someone you know is going to live just long enough to learn one more thing before they die. What do you show them, and why? | The cursed doujin i forgot about. I want to see the horror |
What are your goals for the next 365 days? | Survive. |
What is rule #1 in the world? | Don't whiz on the electric fence |
If you had all the time in the world, what would you never do? | Check my email. |
What is your favorite memory from 1997? | Uh, I started high school |
What things should be socially acceptable, but they’re not? | Using psychedelic drugs |
What would be the scariest fictional character to bring to reality? | Hannibal |
What are some most memorable lines from 80’s movies?? | I'll be back! |
What’s the worst piece of news you’ve read about Capitalism? | I think that during the pandemic with sooooooo many people more fucked everyday, the super billionaires are making hand over fist profits. I *don't mind* there are people who own yachts, who donate to universities and get libraries named after them, who own watches worth 5x than I make in a year. There is always gonna be Scrooge McDuck. But come fucking on with this crazy high stock market with probably a million people starting 2021 in a tent or living outta their car. |
how do you feel about transitioning a 12 year old from male to female? | I mean there obviously is a set of circumstances that need to be met in regards to psychological and medical evaluations, but yeah, I think it’s fine. |
Earth excluded, what is your favorite planet? | Pluto |
What are you going to miss about Flash? | Having the pop up every three weeks saying I need to upgrade it |
how do you make your pain stop? | Drugs |
What thoughts/things kept you pushing through your hardest times? | This is only a phase, a speed bump. There are people out there who care about you and love you. You are a VICTOR, not a victim. Try to focus on brining happiness to someone each day |
People born in January 1st, How are you celebrating your birthday ? | Probably the same way everyone has since March of 2020 - home and alone |
What's something fun to do between 11:59:59 and 12 pm? | Blink |
Non-coffee drinkers, how do you manage in the morning? | Coffee to me would be a placebo effect, since no matter how tired I wake up, after 20 to 30 minutes I'm 100% ready for work. |
What's that one food or dish that makes you go Mmmm? Recipe? | Swedish Meatballs. |
If you could borrow anyone's mind for a day, whose would it be and why? | My ex best friend’s. I really want to know what she really thinks about me. |
If you could live inside of a painting which one would you choose? | There's an impressionist (my favorite style) painting of a windmill in the Rijks museum in Amsterdam by Paul Gabriel. It just looks like a beautiful day.
My favorite piece would be a bit too chilly for my taste. Cathedral at Dawn by Monet. |
[Serious]People who have multiple DUI/DWI charges, Why do you keep driving drunk? | Because alcoholism like drugs is an addiction and it is a disease. The nature of that disease means you do things that are not in your best interest and deep down you know it, but you do it anyway simply because you are not in control at that point and time. |
What's better, eating while drunk, or high? | I’m eating while drunk and high right now, and gotta say, you really need all three to hit the trifecta. |
What are some stereotypes that you're tired of hearing? | Anything involving jews |
People who own private jets. What's the place you travel to the most? | Gotham City |
What are some ways to overcome the grief of losing a pet? | It might sound dumb, but chop down a tree and make a fire. My dog passed two months ago at the age of 4. I had a lot of emotions and the physical exercise help me process everything. |
People who have already seen Aliens , How was it? | It was a great movie. |
what matters in life? | Having true friends who care about you, and having someone there to talk to, and doing the same for them to |
what is a habit you have that no one can really relate? | Sorting by new |
What company makes the best ads and why ? | Old Spice. |
What's the most unusual/strange phobia you ever heard/knew of someone having? | Antidaeaphobia (sp?) - the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. |
Your on a row boat with Vinnie Vincent and Illeana Douglas, how do you tell them apart? | Do a line from "A Perfect Woman" and see which one knows the next line. |
What goes in your sandwich? | turkey, bacon, mustard, lettuce tomato, and pickles |
What's your biggest goal for this year? | Escape writer's block and manage to actually write a full story. |
What happened the last time when somebody yelled at you? | I cut them out of my life |
Are there any websites that you can learn a language from that are accredited and offer a certificate when they are completed? | Accredited by whom? |
What language would you really love to have asides your current language? | I have a degree in Japanese but I never use it so I'm pretty much illiterate and barely conversational. I'd love to have actual mastery of it. |
What’s the longest you’ve gone without talking to anyone? | I talk to myself if no one is around so it’s not so lonely. Without including talking to myself, probably a weekend at most. |
[Serious] What's the most accurately represented thing you've seen on TV? | The South Park episode Le Petite Tourette
was called very well researched by the Tourette Syndrome Association. They also said it was a clever device for providing accurate facts to the public. |
What are you leaving behind with last year? | Sanity |
In 2022, all currency globally has been ebolished. What are some major events leading up to this fictional future? | People start using their spell check. It will be amazing. |
What’s the song that you will leave the shower to change? | Blurred Lines |
What was your favorite board game growing up? | Monopoly. **It's 3 in the morning Grandma!** |
Are introverts born or made? What do you guys think, are they born Introvert or the environment they are raised in make them? | As with everything in the Nature vs. Nurture debate, it’s a mix of both. |
What is the point of Vacation or Holidays if you have to go back to your shitty Workplace again ? | The escape from it. |
What does "stop being a snowflake" mean? | Snowflake = "Everyone stop doing or saying anything I find mildly disagreeable, or I'll scream" |
You just had a post blow up, what's your next move? | Nothing |
men, what are some experiences you have had where a hot chick suddenly became undesirable? | When I fucked her and realized she only enjoyed sex if I roleplay as a child molester and her the child. I don't mind roleplay, I'm just not much into role reversal. |
Which places would you love to visit this year? | My school when the vaccines are mass spread. |
In your opinion, what is the best sex position and why? | Anything works, I am married |
What is your view on, instead of the burden going to the tax payer, police officers being required to get occupational liability insurance in cases of wrongdoing? | Most already have professional liability insurance in some form, either individually purchased or through their union. But when acting in compliance with law & policy, the employer (city or state) have the responsibility, as the officer is acting a an agent of the gov't. If found to have acted outside of law or policy the liability shifts to the officer. |
What's the worst sexual experience you've had? | My dick fell off |
What is your go-to dessert? | Ice cream. |
What is the best way to eat a bratwurst? | Deepthroating it |
Where was the worst place you have been while learning about a new allergy? | Giving a presentation on the Armenian genocide |
what are some good games to download on your phone if you’re into things like trivia games, word games, and multiplayer games? | Endless quiz is pretty good, unless you're a moron. haha |
how did the peepee boy become part of the hibachi grill? | https://fox17.com/news/local/hibachi-chef-squirts-pee-pee-boy-on-woman-she-claims-sexual-assault
article for reference |
Americans, what is your opinion on Canada? | Place I want to move to. Canada values their citizens. Healthcare, education, etc. General quality of life is better in Canada, and I hope to move there some day from the USA. |
Who is the biggest hypocrite you know? What did they do to earn that title? | My grandfather.
He knew my father was physically and emotionally abusive to my siblings and me. My mom was trying to gain full custody of us when they divorced. We were doing one week with her and one with him.
My grandfather found out she was trying to get custody and started staging pictures of us with our father. My grandfather would buy us gifts and take pictures of my father helping us put them together and looking very "fatherly" for the court.
Then, when I was in high school I wanted to live with my mom full-time. I called my father and told him I wasn't ever coming back because I had had enough. We went to several court hearings. My grandfather had called me and told me he supported me. He showed up with my father.
Best part of all? My grandfather is a pastor. |
What's the best water you have ever drank? | The kind that is clear, cold, and wet. |
What was the hardest time that you jinxed yourself? | Changed careers in March of 2020 thinking how much better my life would be at the new job... laid off in 1 month due to covid 🤦♂️ |
You have 1 week to end life on Earth. Using your current skillset how would you achieve this? | Hack Donald Trump's Twitter and deploy the radical groups to raid and take over America. |
There’s a 5 foot ice block in front of you. What do you sculpt? | A 4 foot ice block. |
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