Ynir/idk_project_v1_01 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What’s your favorite boob size?	C cups are ideal but any boob is a good boob IMO
What movie would most people immediately recognize at the mere mention of "that scene"?	Waking up to a horse's head in your bed.
What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve been served at a restaurant?	Oh boy do I have a story for this one... I was at my computer eating some chicken nuggets from Pizza 73. I bit into one and while I was chewing away, I noticed a little black thing inside of it. At first, I foolishly assumed it was a fleck of pepper or something. But then I saw it move. It squirmed. It was a live fucking worm. Upon the horrendous realization that I wasn't the only creature gnawing on this hunk of chicken, I frantically spat out what was in my mouth and immediately bolted to the toilet to start violently wretching. To make matters worse, it was the last nugget in the box so I have no way of knowing how many of the little fuckers might have slipped down my gullet before I made my terrible discovery.
Everything in the world is starting to fade into black and white, what is the last thing you want to see before it changes?	Zebras
Why are you world's most Foolish Person ever ?	Well someones gotta win the Darwin Awards
What would have to happen in 2021 for people to miss 2020?	HIV and Covid create a new super virus that's either airborne or transmitted by blinking
What Is a old annoying commercial you miss now?	I'm a pot hole
What makes 2021 any different from 2020?	A single digit
With everything that has happened this year, what is something positive that has happened to you?	I officially came out, met the most amazing woman and introduced her to my mother. I'm 36, I've been out but not to my family. My mom adores my girlfriend. I never thought it would feel so good to just hear her ask about my partner. Its amazing Edit- and thank you for posting this. I was just reflecting on it and you gave me the opportunity to put it ut to the universe in one little way. Happy new year! 🖤
What was your "MWAHAHA" moment?	Years ago in high school, i knew this asshole who picked on me and my friends, he drove a truck. So i filled the bed of his truck with birdseed and when he went to leave school, his truck was covered in bird poop mwahahaha
PS3 owners, what is your favorite experience from the console?	I really enjoyed skate 3
What are some things you’ve talked about or said to your parents and it turned out to be a full lecture?	All I did was breathe
What is your new year's resolution ?	to quit porn
Hey Happy New Year, what are you doing right now?	Cuddling with my kitty :3
What was your first musical obsession?	Metallica
People who got hit real hard last year, what's your plan to get back on track in 2021?	Keep doing my best
How do you ever eat a favorite food like fried calamari when you learned it may have been made of an imitation like pig’s anus?	Hey if it tasted good I’m not gonna ask questions
If you could Kill YS, would you and how?	I mean, I'm sure Ys is a decent enough video game. Never played it, but surely it can't be death worthy.
Why have we never invented a proper way to dispel hiccups?	Technically, you never get rid of hiccups. Once you have your first hiccup, you are always between hiccups or actively hiccuping.
Outside social media, which site do you check the most?	Flight Rising and PokeFarm.
What is your most uncomfortable / awkward dinner party experience?	Dinner party that Michael Scott hosted!
Cheers!! What are your wishes for the new year 2021?	I hope we can finally get out of lockdown, and that I can finally escape writer's block.
If statistics were turned into rollercoasters, what statistic would create the best rollercoaster?	Random prime numbers generators… those are cool…
When Elastigirl gives birth, does she squeeze the baby out, or does she open wide so the doctor can just pick it up?	Reminds me of this meme I saw in my “who keeps giving these mother fuckers art supplies” group. It was elastigirl breastfeeding but she was chillin in the bathtub and her titty was in the other room feeding the baby 😭
[Serious]What are your favorite non-fiction books?	Killer Show: The Station Nightclub Fire, possibly the best non-fiction book I've ever read. Every time I pick it up, I read it front-to-end. [Complete Story of the Collinwood School Disaster](https://archive.org/details/completestoryofc00neil). Made me cry a few times. A complete timeline of the Collinwood Fire in 1908 The Royal Art of Poison, a history of poison, intentional or not. The Mystery of the Exploding Teeth: And Other Curiosities from the History of Medicine Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump, no gonna lie, I actually picked this up because I like golf. The Great Beanie Baby Bubble, still amazes me that it got that serious. The Aquariums of Pyongyang: Ten years in the North Korean Gulag, outright depressing. Over the Edge: Death in Grand Canyon North Korea Confidential Flim-Flam and Faith Healers by James Randi Eastern State Penitentiary: A History Nothing to Envy: Ordinary Lives in North Korea What if? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions Command and Control: Nuclear accidents Atomic Accidents Truth, Lies and O-Rings, about the Challenger Disaster Out of the Darkness: The Story Of Mary Ellen Wilson, about an abused little girl and the founding of the first child protective agency in the USA We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families, about the Rwandan genocide of the Tutsi minority.
(NSFW) What's the weirdest thing you said (or they said to you) during sex?	A vegan girl said "this is where i get my proteins from"
What is something you used to be really good at, but now you absolutely suck at?	Tennis
How would the earth react if there’s a very loud distress call from outer space that is heard everywhere?	I think we will be divided into factions. People who panic, people who deny, people who welcome it, and people who are just apathetic.
If you’ve been following social distancing guidelines and are spending New Year’s Eve at home/alone, what are your plans?	Same as every fucking year
How do you think 2021 will turn out to be a better than 2020 for you?	My wife and I are having twins in March, so our lives are about to change, I think for the better
If you could stop scalpers, why would it be ps5 buyers?	Because I want game
What do you want to learn on 2021?	have a good understanding of JavaScript!
If 2020 was a person, what’s one thing you would tell him/her?	[Its time to break up with Satan](https://youtu.be/pDjlrVTPPQI)
What is something from your culture that you DON'T want to be considered cultural appropriation?	Any of it, because I live in America, and America is a melting pot.
if 2020 was a drink, what would be in it?	Arsenic
What is your worst experience revolving around sports?	Having to play.
What has already gone wrong for you in 2021?	There is no 2021. It's a trick
What New Year's resolution didn't work out well for you?	Being more social. 😑
What baggage have you left in 2020?	Fake ass friends and I couldn’t be happier
Which videogame should be remade next?	Monster Rancher
What is the ultimate first-world problem?	My favorite restaurant not being available for delivery on DoorDash.
If there's one thing you could change this year, be it for yourself, for your country, family, friends, etc. What would you change?	My net worth.
What is that thing which completely relaxes you after a stressful AF day/week?	Warm Shower
What’s going on in the “background” of your mind right now? - Anyone else have hella overlapping thoughts?	In the background of my mind the clip of jfk from clone high saying nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys plays on repeat
What’s something that you did in 2020 that makes you really proud of yourself?	If I got Covid, I didn’t know it. Did my best not to spread it either way.
2020 was bad, what is one good thing that happened to you this year?	Trump meltdown
What are dead giveaways screaming we are living in a simulation?	On a serious note though. Hit Google for " the 2 slot experiment" Basically, some dudes wanted to see how light behaves when it comes out the other end of the tunnel. So, they fired individual photons of light through a board with 2 slots in it. They wanted to see how the waves formed when it came out the slot. They also noticed the points where it was hitting the wall behind the board. Then, by accident, somebody forgot to turn the camera on....and they noticed the light hit the backboard in a different place. So, they done more experiments and realised that light actually changes its direction purely because someone or something is there to witness it. I don't pretend to know what that means but I do know it's fucked up and I don't like thinking about it too much lol. (Edit) it's Ny at 4am here so I may be slightly off but pretty sure that's accurate)
What are some evil fruits / veg ?	pinapple (workers have to wear gloves when they handle them so that they don't melt away their skin and also they have sharp edges) and durian cause they smell bad
What’s the dumbest thing you ever got scared by?	I had franken-celery nightmares from vegitales
What is your favorite movie and why?	The Big Lebowski. Because you’re out of your fucking league.
People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you holding onto last year's shit?	It’s not 2021 yet
What would you look like in five years?	My cock
How long are you going to accidentally write the year "20" on checks and signature forms?	People write checks?
People who need the alarm to ring multiple times before waking up, how do you want your Snooze to function?	To first play a wholesome theme for five minutes and then air strike sirens
What are your plans for tonight?	Same as every other night. Can’t wait :\|
What are your favorite Jimi Hendrix songs?	Fire All Along the Watchtower Hey Joe Foxy Lady Purple Haze
How did your parents meet?	Church college group. This was a while after they met, but one time the group had a get together at one of the member’s houses and my dad asked my mom if she wanted to watch princess bride. She had a crush on him at this point so she excitedly accepted. He walked in the bedroom with her, turned on princess bride, and left.
What are some goals you have for 2021?	Be less sad
People who haven't had sex in 2021, what's your story?	I’m still in 2020😎
Fuck 2020 [Megathread]	Did anyone watch the ABC New Years? They missed the fucking countdown to 12. Those fucking idiots missed it.
People named Richard, but go by Dick, what is your experience like?	Dick is short for Richard? What's wrong with the English language
To all the dog walkers, what is the most unusual thing that your dog did while walking?	Used to walk a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy that would get about 100 ft from her house and then drop to the ground and roll as far as she could
Who is the best celebrity to print on a real life size cardboard ?	Danny devito
Your lifelong dream has been granted. What is that dream?	To be happy
What makes someone seem instantly more trustworthy?	They never speak bad about anyone.
Sex workers, what is the most normal and nonsexual thing someone has paid you for?	I was paid to downvote this post
If highly intelligible aliens were watching us, what's the human action where they wouldn't find a pattern?	Well, being a data scientist myself, I'd say none
People who wear shoes in the house, at what point during the day do you put them on and when do you take them off?	I put them on when I go out but I definitely don't feel the need to take my shoes off right when I come in the door. This question sounds like one of those people.
What was the most expensive thing you bought but was totally worth it?	My PC. Still going strong after 6 years and I was able to make money online with it.
What’s an underrated superpower in any media (anime, comics, cinema, etc.)?	Probably powers like dazzler and jubilee
What’s your escape room story?	I misaligned our clues and we lost by mere seconds. The guy let us pretend the air did indeed run our and we sputtered and choked and died and had quite a bit of fun doing so.
Did you have one of those imaginary things that would chase your car as a kid and if so, what did it look like?	Mine was a guy on a motorcycle driving on the power lines
Anime fans if you could slap any anime character who would it be? and why would it be Shou Tucker?	I’d slap the fuck out of the main character from the Godzilla anime trilogy. He just feels like a cutout of an anime cliche. Also he’s angry his parents were killed when almost everyone’s parents were killed. And also he got almost everyone killed out of anger. Fucker even bailed after he had a kid and a chance at a happy life.
You're neighbor is blasting the USSR theme earrape! What do you do?	Greet your fellow comrade.
Escape room employees, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen a group do?	Idk I'm pretty used to the stockholm symptomers at this point. We just spray them with the hose until they promise to stop sucking up to us.
People who have issues with their hands/feet being cold all the time even with gloves or socks on, what are some tips you’ve learned that help prevent that?	More socks.
(Serious) Where were sometimes you wish that one person never existed?	High school. Senior year. Coulda gone without ever meeting that girl.
Why didn’t Australia warn us about 9/11?	Same reason nobody warned you you're using a joke from 2002.
What are ways you’ve started working from home that have worked?	4 screens.
What was the closest thing to heaven you have ever tasted/eaten? What were the city and the restaurant?	Not a restaurant but a warm brownie and vanilla icecream... that's how I imagine it tastes when God himself cums in your mouth.
What was your favorite flash game?	Sonic
Illuminating a problem versus finding a solution, which is best and when to choose one over another ?	If you know how to find the solution, doing that is best. But if you don't know how to do that, then illuminating the problem is the way to go.
People who haven’t pooped since last year, are your intestines okay ?	There's always that one person with this fucking joke
What are you grateful for?	My ungrateful family.
What's something wholesome that you do?	Brussel sprouts, kale, garlic and flax for lunch
What have you been wanting to try for a while but are too afraid to pull the trigger?	Orphan battle royal-
[Serious] What is actually the worst year in recorded history?	It’s 536. Looked it up. Massive volcanic eruption early in the year caused a long term year long winter with freezing fog, famine, many casualties.
how do you feel about trying to get kids with depression body image issues to take hormones over discord?	Insanely fucked up. You should be an adult before you get hormones. Giving hormones to people can cause a million different negative psychological and physical problems. If you are not a doctor dont give medical advice to people either
If you were a boardgame peice what would you be?	Hippo from Hungry Hungry Hippo Edit: Yellow Hippo
What tv/film quote has permanently become part of your vocabulary?	I use “hello there” from star wars all the time
What are 3 questions you should ask yourself everyday to check in with yourself?	1.) How are you emotionally? 2.) When was the last time you drank water? 3.) What is one thing that isn’t working for me right now that I can change?
How many games do you have in your steam library and of those, which would you recommend?	About 500. I mean, what genre?
With so much false news going around, what's a trusted source for news, and what's the best was to find the truth?	Read multiple sources. The truth is common even when the POV’s are in opposition.
What do you wanna do with your life?	I wanna rock
What activities/hobbies or things do you do that help you ignore the ever encroaching eternal void?	Nothing helps to ignore. Just accept and move on. It’s less stressful that way.
What is a movie you think is overrated?	Frozen. Not saying it was bad, it just wasn't the big deal everybody made it out to be at the time.
It is cold, rainy, and dreary. What food is the best to have?	A nice hearty soup or chili with a rustic bread to dip in it.
Parents, what is a lie you have to tell your children?	If you're bad Santa will not bring you presents
What is your opinion on the "survival of the fittest" mentality?	People misinterpret it to mean "survival of the physically fittest" rather than what it actually means as "survival of the best adapted to any given environment at that moment".
Why were shoulder pads ever a thing?	Because the 80’s bud...

What’s your favorite boob size?

C cups are ideal but any boob is a good boob IMO

What movie would most people immediately recognize at the mere mention of "that scene"?

Waking up to a horse's head in your bed.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve been served at a restaurant?

Oh boy do I have a story for this one... I was at my computer eating some chicken nuggets from Pizza 73. I bit into one and while I was chewing away, I noticed a little black *thing* inside of it. At first, I foolishly assumed it was a fleck of pepper or something. But then I saw it move. It squirmed. It was a *live fucking worm*. Upon the horrendous realization that I wasn't the only creature gnawing on this hunk of chicken, I frantically spat out what was in my mouth and immediately bolted to the toilet to start violently wretching. To make matters worse, it was the last nugget in the box so I have no way of knowing how many of the little fuckers might have slipped down my gullet before I made my terrible discovery.

Everything in the world is starting to fade into black and white, what is the last thing you want to see before it changes?

Zebras

Why are you world's most Foolish Person ever ?

Well someones gotta win the Darwin Awards

What would have to happen in 2021 for people to miss 2020?

HIV and Covid create a new super virus that's either airborne or transmitted by blinking

What Is a old annoying commercial you miss now?

I'm a pot hole

What makes 2021 any different from 2020?

A single digit

With everything that has happened this year, what is something positive that has happened to you?

I officially came out, met the most amazing woman and introduced her to my mother. I'm 36, I've been out but not to my family. My mom adores my girlfriend. I never thought it would feel so good to just hear her ask about my partner. Its amazing Edit- and thank you for posting this. I was just reflecting on it and you gave me the opportunity to put it ut to the universe in one little way. Happy new year! 🖤

What was your "MWAHAHA" moment?

Years ago in high school, i knew this asshole who picked on me and my friends, he drove a truck. So i filled the bed of his truck with birdseed and when he went to leave school, his truck was covered in bird poop mwahahaha

PS3 owners, what is your favorite experience from the console?

I really enjoyed skate 3

What are some things you’ve talked about or said to your parents and it turned out to be a full lecture?

All I did was breathe

What is your new year's resolution ?

to quit porn

Hey Happy New Year, what are you doing right now?

Cuddling with my kitty :3

What was your first musical obsession?

Metallica

People who got hit real hard last year, what's your plan to get back on track in 2021?

Keep doing my best

How do you ever eat a favorite food like fried calamari when you learned it may have been made of an imitation like pig’s anus?

Hey if it tasted good I’m not gonna ask questions

If you could Kill YS, would you and how?

I mean, I'm sure Ys is a decent enough video game. Never played it, but surely it can't be death worthy.

Why have we never invented a proper way to dispel hiccups?

Technically, you never get rid of hiccups. Once you have your first hiccup, you are always between hiccups or actively hiccuping.

Outside social media, which site do you check the most?

Flight Rising and PokeFarm.

What is your most uncomfortable / awkward dinner party experience?

Dinner party that Michael Scott hosted!

Cheers!! What are your wishes for the new year 2021?

I hope we can finally get out of lockdown, and that I can finally escape writer's block.

If statistics were turned into rollercoasters, what statistic would create the best rollercoaster?

Random prime numbers generators… those are cool…

When Elastigirl gives birth, does she squeeze the baby out, or does she open wide so the doctor can just pick it up?

Reminds me of this meme I saw in my “who keeps giving these mother fuckers art supplies” group. It was elastigirl breastfeeding but she was chillin in the bathtub and her titty was in the other room feeding the baby 😭

[Serious]What are your favorite non-fiction books?

**Killer Show: The Station Nightclub Fire**, possibly the best non-fiction book I've ever read. Every time I pick it up, I read it front-to-end. [Complete Story of the Collinwood School Disaster](https://archive.org/details/completestoryofc00neil). Made me cry a few times. A complete timeline of the Collinwood Fire in 1908 **The Royal Art of Poison**, a history of poison, intentional or not. **The Mystery of the Exploding Teeth**: And Other Curiosities from the History of Medicine **Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump**, no gonna lie, I actually picked this up because I like golf. **The Great Beanie Baby Bubble**, still amazes me that it got that serious. **The Aquariums of Pyongyang**: Ten years in the North Korean Gulag, outright depressing. **Over the Edge: Death in Grand Canyon** **North Korea Confidential** **Flim-Flam and Faith Healers** by James Randi **Eastern State Penitentiary: A History** **Nothing to Envy: Ordinary Lives in North Korea** **What if? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions** **Command and Control: Nuclear accidents** **Atomic Accidents** **Truth, Lies and O-Rings**, about the Challenger Disaster **Out of the Darkness: The Story Of Mary Ellen Wilson**, about an abused little girl and the founding of the first child protective agency in the USA **We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families**, about the Rwandan genocide of the Tutsi minority.

(NSFW) What's the weirdest thing you said (or they said to you) during sex?

A vegan girl said "this is where i get my proteins from"

What is something you used to be really good at, but now you absolutely suck at?

Tennis

How would the earth react if there’s a very loud distress call from outer space that is heard everywhere?

I think we will be divided into factions. People who panic, people who deny, people who welcome it, and people who are just apathetic.

If you’ve been following social distancing guidelines and are spending New Year’s Eve at home/alone, what are your plans?

Same as every fucking year

How do you think 2021 will turn out to be a better than 2020 for you?

My wife and I are having twins in March, so our lives are about to change, I think for the better

If you could stop scalpers, why would it be ps5 buyers?

Because I want game

What do you want to learn on 2021?

have a good understanding of JavaScript!

If 2020 was a person, what’s one thing you would tell him/her?

[Its time to break up with Satan](https://youtu.be/pDjlrVTPPQI)

What is something from your culture that you DON'T want to be considered cultural appropriation?

Any of it, because I live in America, and America is a melting pot.

if 2020 was a drink, what would be in it?

Arsenic

What is your worst experience revolving around sports?

Having to play.

What has already gone wrong for you in 2021?

There is no 2021. It's a trick

What New Year's resolution didn't work out well for you?

Being more social. 😑

What baggage have you left in 2020?

Fake ass friends and I couldn’t be happier

Which videogame should be remade next?

Monster Rancher

What is the ultimate first-world problem?

My favorite restaurant not being available for delivery on DoorDash.

If there's one thing you could change this year, be it for yourself, for your country, family, friends, etc. What would you change?

My net worth.

What is that thing which completely relaxes you after a stressful AF day/week?

Warm Shower

What’s going on in the “background” of your mind right now? - Anyone else have hella overlapping thoughts?

In the background of my mind the clip of jfk from clone high saying nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys plays on repeat

What’s something that you did in 2020 that makes you really proud of yourself?

If I got Covid, I didn’t know it. Did my best not to spread it either way.

2020 was bad, what is one good thing that happened to you this year?

Trump meltdown

What are dead giveaways screaming we are living in a simulation?

On a serious note though. Hit Google for " the 2 slot experiment" Basically, some dudes wanted to see how light behaves when it comes out the other end of the tunnel. So, they fired individual photons of light through a board with 2 slots in it. They wanted to see how the waves formed when it came out the slot. They also noticed the points where it was hitting the wall behind the board. Then, by accident, somebody forgot to turn the camera on....and they noticed the light hit the backboard in a different place. So, they done more experiments and realised that light actually changes its direction purely because someone or something is there to witness it. I don't pretend to know what that means but I do know it's fucked up and I don't like thinking about it too much lol. (Edit) it's Ny at 4am here so I may be slightly off but pretty sure that's accurate)

What are some evil fruits / veg ?

pinapple (workers have to wear gloves when they handle them so that they don't melt away their skin and also they have sharp edges) and durian cause they smell bad

What’s the dumbest thing you ever got scared by?

I had franken-celery nightmares from vegitales

What is your favorite movie and why?

The Big Lebowski. Because you’re out of your fucking league.

People who haven't pooped in 2021 yet, why are you holding onto last year's shit?

It’s not 2021 yet

What would you look like in five years?

My cock

How long are you going to accidentally write the year "20" on checks and signature forms?

People write checks?

People who need the alarm to ring multiple times before waking up, how do you want your Snooze to function?

To first play a wholesome theme for five minutes and then air strike sirens

What are your plans for tonight?

Same as every other night. Can’t wait :|

What are your favorite Jimi Hendrix songs?

Fire All Along the Watchtower Hey Joe Foxy Lady Purple Haze

How did your parents meet?

Church college group. This was a while after they met, but one time the group had a get together at one of the member’s houses and my dad asked my mom if she wanted to watch princess bride. She had a crush on him at this point so she excitedly accepted. He walked in the bedroom with her, turned on princess bride, and left.

What are some goals you have for 2021?

Be less sad

People who haven't had sex in 2021, what's your story?

I’m still in 2020😎

Fuck 2020 [Megathread]

Did anyone watch the ABC New Years? They missed the fucking countdown to 12. Those fucking idiots missed it.

People named Richard, but go by Dick, what is your experience like?

Dick is short for Richard? What's wrong with the English language

To all the dog walkers, what is the most unusual thing that your dog did while walking?

Used to walk a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy that would get about 100 ft from her house and then drop to the ground and roll as far as she could

Who is the best celebrity to print on a real life size cardboard ?

Danny devito

Your lifelong dream has been granted. What is that dream?

To be happy

What makes someone seem instantly more trustworthy?

They never speak bad about anyone.

Sex workers, what is the most normal and nonsexual thing someone has paid you for?

I was paid to downvote this post

If highly intelligible aliens were watching us, what's the human action where they wouldn't find a pattern?

Well, being a data scientist myself, I'd say none

People who wear shoes in the house, at what point during the day do you put them on and when do you take them off?

I put them on when I go out but I definitely don't feel the need to take my shoes off right when I come in the door. This question sounds like one of those people.

What was the most expensive thing you bought but was totally worth it?

My PC. Still going strong after 6 years and I was able to make money online with it.

What’s an underrated superpower in any media (anime, comics, cinema, etc.)?

Probably powers like dazzler and jubilee

What’s your escape room story?

I misaligned our clues and we lost by mere seconds. The guy let us pretend the air did indeed run our and we sputtered and choked and died and had quite a bit of fun doing so.

Did you have one of those imaginary things that would chase your car as a kid and if so, what did it look like?

Mine was a guy on a motorcycle driving on the power lines

Anime fans if you could slap any anime character who would it be? and why would it be Shou Tucker?

I’d slap the fuck out of the main character from the Godzilla anime trilogy. He just feels like a cutout of an anime cliche. Also he’s angry his parents were killed when almost everyone’s parents were killed. And also he got almost everyone killed out of anger. Fucker even bailed after he had a kid and a chance at a happy life.

You're neighbor is blasting the USSR theme earrape! What do you do?

Greet your fellow comrade.

Escape room employees, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen a group do?

Idk I'm pretty used to the stockholm symptomers at this point. We just spray them with the hose until they promise to stop sucking up to us.

People who have issues with their hands/feet being cold all the time even with gloves or socks on, what are some tips you’ve learned that help prevent that?

More socks.

(Serious) Where were sometimes you wish that one person never existed?

High school. Senior year. Coulda gone without ever meeting that girl.

Why didn’t Australia warn us about 9/11?

Same reason nobody warned you you're using a joke from 2002.

What are ways you’ve started working from home that have worked?

4 screens.

What was the closest thing to heaven you have ever tasted/eaten? What were the city and the restaurant?

Not a restaurant but a warm brownie and vanilla icecream... that's how I imagine it tastes when God himself cums in your mouth.

What was your favorite flash game?

Sonic

Illuminating a problem versus finding a solution, which is best and when to choose one over another ?

If you know how to find the solution, doing that is best. But if you don't know how to do that, then illuminating the problem is the way to go.

People who haven’t pooped since last year, are your intestines okay ?

There's always that one person with this fucking joke

What are you grateful for?

My ungrateful family.

What's something wholesome that you do?

Brussel sprouts, kale, garlic and flax for lunch

What have you been wanting to try for a while but are too afraid to pull the trigger?

Orphan battle royal-

[Serious] What is actually the worst year in recorded history?

It’s 536. Looked it up. Massive volcanic eruption early in the year caused a long term year long winter with freezing fog, famine, many casualties.

how do you feel about trying to get kids with depression body image issues to take hormones over discord?

Insanely fucked up. You should be an adult before you get hormones. Giving hormones to people can cause a million different negative psychological and physical problems. If you are not a doctor dont give medical advice to people either

If you were a boardgame peice what would you be?

Hippo from Hungry Hungry Hippo Edit: Yellow Hippo

What tv/film quote has permanently become part of your vocabulary?

I use “hello there” from star wars all the time

What are 3 questions you should ask yourself everyday to check in with yourself?

1.) How are you emotionally? 2.) When was the last time you drank water? 3.) What is one thing that isn’t working for me right now that I can change?

How many games do you have in your steam library and of those, which would you recommend?

About 500. I mean, what genre?

With so much false news going around, what's a trusted source for news, and what's the best was to find the truth?

Read multiple sources. The truth is common even when the POV’s are in opposition.

What do you wanna do with your life?

I wanna rock

What activities/hobbies or things do you do that help you ignore the ever encroaching eternal void?

Nothing helps to ignore. Just accept and move on. It’s less stressful that way.

What is a movie you think is overrated?

Frozen. Not saying it was *bad,* it just wasn't the big deal everybody made it out to be at the time.

It is cold, rainy, and dreary. What food is the best to have?

A nice hearty soup or chili with a rustic bread to dip in it.

Parents, what is a lie you have to tell your children?

If you're bad Santa will not bring you presents

What is your opinion on the "survival of the fittest" mentality?

People misinterpret it to mean "survival of the physically fittest" rather than what it actually means as "survival of the best adapted to any given environment at that moment".

Why were shoulder pads ever a thing?

Because the 80’s bud...