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Why do you believe, or think, or understand that addiction is a disease or a personal failing? | Because it is a disease afflicting the mind. It, in its own way, is a mental illness. |
Why Robbie or Robby not spelled Roby like Toby? | Hard O vs soft O. |
What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse? | Car. |
What is your favourite way to drink whiskey? | On ice |
What would you do if the next day was December 32nd and kept going up in number, never becoming January 1st? | After what has happened this year, nothing surprises me anymore. |
What is your favorite color? What is your favorite number? And what is your opinion on space travel? | Scarlet, 12, It’s interesting and useful, but I think much of it is unnecessary and far too much money is wasted on it. |
What’s something legal, but not socially acceptable? | Taking food from someone else’s grocery cart before they pay |
If you were an artist, what would you paint on your first day? | Dickgirls. |
What was thought of as a false positive, but turned out to be the real deal? | I’m guessing somebody got their covid test back today |
If you could be in any movie, what would it be? | Backdoor Sluts 10 |
What are some well written but underrated creepypastas? | [The Seer of Possibilities](https://www.creepypasta.com/the-seer-of-possibilities/) and [Doors](https://www.creepypasta.com/doors/) are good ones. There is also [The Strangest Security Tape I've Ever Seen](https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Strangest_Security_Tape_I%27ve_Ever_Seen), [Mr. Widemouth](https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Widemouth), [The Disappearance of Ashley, Kansas](https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Disappearance_of_Ashley,_Kansas), [A Story to Scare my Son](https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Story_to_Scare_My_Son), and [String Theory](https://www.creepypasta.com/string-theory/). |
Do some people actually find eating while using your phone disrespectful? In what way? | Because I didn't go to all the trouble of planning and cooking a meal so they could bury their stupid face in their phone and disrespect me. Dinner time should mean phones down |
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? And why? | I want to be a mango since I can be nice and juicy. |
To those who have played games for the first time in years, how was the experience? | I just got to play rainbow six siege doe the first time in 3 years almost. It's pretty damn good still |
You are an alone teenage girl at 3am in the night, you have $50,000 cash in hand, your house is at a 30 minutes walk yet you reach there fully safe, What city/town is it? | r/oddlyspecific |
What is the worst/most annoying catchphrase? | I never trust anyone who says "bazinga" unironically. |
With how bad MTV currently is, what was the peak of the network ? | Beavis and Butthead. |
How do you learn to smoke without choking so you can fit in? | If it's weed, no one cares that you cough, it's natural. If it's not weed don't smoke it. |
In honor of Adobe Flash, what were your favorite Flash Games of the era? | New grounds games for sure. |
If you could change one thing about society as a whole, what would it be? | Remove the hate of other people such as sexism, racism and so on |
Who has sneezed so hard they hurt their back? | Never my back but sometimes my joints hurt mysteriously after a hard sneeze |
Servers that work overnight at 24 hour restaurants, what is the wildest experience you have had? | Caught a pimp beating a hooker in the bathroom |
What movie do you think is underrated? | Django Unchained |
How will you judge if a person is in depression in your first meeting ? | Nothing, let them do what they do, all I have to do is finish my report |
What are the chances that you look at your Mommas drawer and find a long toy? | 0 because I've had two moms and neither of them stuck around |
What’s the weirdest flex you’ve ever seen? | “I carried all the grocery bags in on trip.”
Like yeah..ok Karen... |
How do you get out of a date without hurting the other person’s feelings? | Tell them the truth and move on. Save yourself and the other person time, energy, and stress |
What’s your idea of a perfect party? | A group of people who clean up after themselves and are out by 9pm so I can go to bed. |
When did you see an adult do a childish thing that made your respect for them skyrocket? | Dads wearing dresses for their daughter's tea parties. |
If you could spend your life without money ever being a concern what would you do to live a fulfilled life? | Help others |
What is the best tip you have ever received? | Tip of Father Mulcahy's magnificent schlong. |
How would you quietly advertise that you have a panic room when selling your house? | Hobbies room with locks for valuable storage. |
What was your favorite song for the year? | I probably can’t pick just one but I did listen to Sunflower by Post Malone an unhealthy number of times throughout the year. |
You can beam a message into the head of every human on Earth, what is the message? | Be excellent to each other. |
If a male is raised on a island where women are always naked, could he get turn on if he sees a woman wearing clothes? | Really depends on how he was educated. Whether he was free to explore and express his feelings and desires. |
What was so bad about 2019? | What my mom did to me. Btw, I don’t want to talk about it. I feel like I might’ve mentioned this story too many times in the past/recently, now |
How much do you believe that it’s possible to make an object levitate? | Very much; it's easy. Just say: Wingardium Leviosa with an emphasis on the "sa." |
What hobbies, goals, or dreams do you have that you procrastinate to do, and what holds you back from fulfilling them? | I have a habit of starting things and never finishing them and theres dozens that I could list but I always stop because I loose motivation because a bad quality of mine is to think about the end point and the grand scheme instead of little by little so I make myself hold myself back by overwhelming myself and essentially I frighten myself off from achieving things because the amount of time effort and work that it would take to get to that end point is massive. |
What did you used to be ashamed of but then found out was actually was normal? | Cellulite |
What caused TV viewers to be obsessed with reality shows and lose interest in space in the early 2010s after BSG ended? | There was a writers' strike and a lot of shows shifted to unscripted formats. Viewers were not given much choice. |
Who are you shocked is still alive? | The queen |
How should a woman let a guy know she loves him without appearing too desperate? | Just say you love him. No one likes to play games |
What’s the scariest or most memorable creepy pasta you know ? | The Russian Sleep Experiment |
Why constant ringing in ears since wisdom teeth removal just over a month ago? | Oops sorry...I’ll ease up on the cowbell |
What makes a man a man? | The Y chromosome |
What is one thing white people can do to show African Americans that they have a positive viewpoint of them, and want to be united? | don't be a cringe. be yourself. either you're likable or not. |
What’s a movie where the Protagonist is more like an Antagonist? | Wolf of Wall Street |
What’s your worst fear? | That I will be tied down by my family's expectations. There are two things that I value the most in my life and that's freedom and strength. I just want to live a simple life where I won't be tied down to anybody. It's good that they have expectations for me but if it's to the point that they can't respect my opinions and wishes then I'll have to draw the line. |
What obstacle or road block did you overcome today? | Still trying to practice self control to not text the guy I'm absolutely simping over. |
How are you celebrating this delightful Easter evening? | Rabbit stew |
If you could change how aliens look in movie what changes would you make? | Xenomorphs would always be making this face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Which is correct, further or farther? | People use both **further** and **farther** to mean “more distant.” However, American English speakers favor **farther** for physical distances and **further** for figurative distances. |
If someone entered the avatar state, could they achieve a hands free orgasm? How? | bloodbending is a thing isn't it ? |
What is your favorite Squidward moment? | When he was just roasting the fuck outta bubblebass before he even started ordering |
If you were a rich influential billionaire and had to hide a scandal from the public, how would you do it? | Blame it on the Kardashians |
Just throwing some apocalyptic stuff in: how many people would it take to start a civilization - without a possibility to end up with inbreeding? | the “50/500” rule, which suggested that a minimum population size of 50 was necessary to combat inbreeding and a minimum of 500 individuals was needed to reduce genetic drift. |
How would you improve YouTube? | Wouldnt you like to know susan |
What's the scariest thing you have ever seen? | Your mom |
Estranged parents or sons and daughters of estranged parents. What is your biggest regret? | Wish I'd gone no contact sooner. |
How can you help someone who is always complaining without being a douche? | If, in your opinion, its a frivolous complaint, just say "bro, there was nothing wrong with that, what's up with you, you've been complaining a lot lately"
If they still do it after a set period of time, fuck them off, they're not worth your time and energy |
How have your neighbors really gone out of their way to annoy you during the pandemic? | A combination of what sounds like clapping...and then either crying or screaming...I’m at a loss |
Where to buy weed in patiala? | Dont know |
What is a crime you think should be legal? | Prostitution ...why is it ok to do porn for money but not ok to have sex for money...i never understood that |
Does every ending year make you feel miserable? Why? | The feeling that you haven’t done enough with your life |
Why would humans celebrate another year closer to not existing? | Found the extra terrestrial |
What is a good name for a hairless Chinese crested pup? | Depends on your language. If you are Chinese for example I wouldn't give it a name. Some survival show told me that giving your food names makes it harder for you to eat |
What's a story of something that happened to you that you will keep telling for the rest of your life? | I've been mugged and chased a few times by cars full of suspicious people and I've always managed to get out of the situation without losing anything. |
If Adobe had a funeral for flash player, what would you say at the funeral? | Good riddance to bad rubbish that far outlived its usefulness. |
How are things going to get better in the USA if we start off by dropping the ball every. fucking. year? | That’s real funny partner, this country’s gone to hell and nothin will change this country |
What's the worst thing you let 'horny you' do? | end up falling in love with someone. |
To the people who's friends haven't been online for years then randomly appear online what was it like? | I'm thinking about doin' the same , I'll answer ya after one year ig ◉‿◉ |
How do you get your partner to accept that they have an anger issue? | Yell louder |
What pet is easiest for a child to care for on their own? | Pet rock. |
What ideas for a product did you invision as a child? | An eraser that would eraser pencil marks just by tapping (no elbow grease needed!) |
If there were human embodiments of the seven deadly sins, which sin would make a great friend? | Gluttony would always have the best food and drink. |
In 100 years, what will be the proof that you existed? | Me still yelling at people who think I'm a mortal. |
What’s it like being in a relationship with a significant other? | opposite from being in a relationship with insignificant other |
Does every ending year make you feel depressed? Why? | Yes, because it's just a reminder of another wasted year that i'm never getting back |
What's a good drink for this upcoming year? | The French 75. |
What was your school's alumni? | Graduated students |
What could a stranger do to brighten your day without it being creepy? | Put a snack in my pocket for later |
What are you planning Today? | Sleep. G'night. |
Does every ending calendar year make you feel depressed? Why? | Usually because of the What-ifs, or Should-have done this or that.
Missing out on something you should have done while you and the time or means, only to have that taken away IS depressing. My Wife was diagnosed with Brain Cancer this year.... So there have been a ton of What-ifs and Should-haves.
Wish we would have more time. |
What will you never be to old to do? | accept Jesus Christ as your savior |
To everyone who hasn’t showered since last year, why do you insist on being so dirty? | Being dirty helps you be flirty |
When did someone took the joke too far? | When we used to say "we need a new plague" and reality took it literally. |
Wait why is there a giant health bar in the sky? | Some noob summoned the Wither. |
People who haven't swallowed their drink from last year, the hell you have last year's drink in your mouth? | Small batch aged wine |
What are some tips you have for anyone thinking of pursuing Twitch/YouTube? | Short answer: don’t.
Long answer: if you have fun with it, keep doing it. If you’re trying to make a career out of it, and that’s the only reason why, don’t bother. |
What do you already regret this year? | I tweeted a [joke](https://twitter.com/bigschubes/status/1344875789645475840?s=19) with the phrase "We're 18 minutes into 2021" in it and it went out at 12:19.
Mother. Fucker.
Edit: added joke |
Why have you not pooped since last year? | Why do you think this joke is still funny after the 5000th time |
How are you feeling tonight? | Good, Also Happy New Year! |
Those of you who haven’t pissed yet, why are you waiting? | Not these again |
What is an actual good idea that a character in a horror movie had? | Girl trapped in the pit in Silence of the Lambs who used a bucket to kidnap that dog |
What would you do if covid-19 came back stronger after the vaccine? | Wear a mask, social distance and listen to the distance.
Edit: SCIENCE
I was a bit a toasted |
How’s everyone’s year been so far? | Eh.... I really feel like 2000 was better |
Its 20 21. What now? | GET CRUNK! |
What technological advances should be here but aren't? | Hovercars and sexbots |
What was the best thing that happened to you this year? | It just started |
What's the first thing you did this year? | Pooped |
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