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What would be the most interesting or worst thing can happen in this decade?
Thought about it. Danny Devito’s death is the worst I could come up with.
If clams came as one huge chunk of flesh that you had to carve a piece off of rather than being conveniently bite sized as they are now, would you still eat them and why?
I don't eat clams anyways.
How was your year and what was the worst day of the year for you?
My year sucked and today was the worst day since it was my grandmother’s funeral
What is your greatest fear tonight?
Waking up tomorrow
What is a movie that will always make you cry?
For me it's Forrest Gump. The Vietnam part makes me tear up every time.
The clock strikes midnight and you see the date. It's 1/1/20 and only you know. What do you do different? Will you warn the people?
I'd ask Kobe Bryant if could tag along in his helicopter ride.
Alongside the Queen, who else is immortal?
Me. I've died in 3 fires and came back from the dead every time. I AM AN IMMORTAL GOD!
What have you not done since last year?
Master....ed the art of suspenseful sentences
You have 1 hour to live. What do you do in that one hour?
Honestly spend 55 minutes trying to pick something to do
What do you want to happen in January?
Death
How wrong is it to vent to your friends about relationships or possible problems ?
Not wrong at all
If a fictional character were to go and see a therapist, which character would have the most interesting therapy?
Anakin Skywalker. That man was born a slave on the most desolate planet in the galaxy. In his early childhood he competed in races that often ended in death for the competitors. At the age of 9 a man belonging to an ancient comes out of nowhere and tells him he is the chosen one who will fix everything wrong in the universe. This man is the closest thing Anakin has to a father, so he leaves his whole life behind to become a space wizard. That father figure was brutally murdered within 48 hours of meeting Anakin, and his training is left in the hands of Obi-Wan, who was barely old enough to graduate from padawan. And now Anakin has no emotional ties to the order he is now bound to serve. The only thing keeping him stable is an unhealthy obsession with a girl who sees him more like a little brother. And he blew up a space station which likely killed hundreds if not thousands of sentient beings. He did this with the attitude of someone playing a video game. And all that’s only from Episode I. I haven’t even gotten to the murder bits yet.
What "Behind the scenes, tell-all" do you think would be the most revealing and surprising?
The Ellen Show.
What was the weirdest thing you did while on autopilot?
Drove all the way home to my old address after work instead of my new apartment I moved to.
Why haven't you pooped this year yet? Why not let that shit go?
Good point. I’m holding onto shit from 2020
How would you choose to die?
On my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.
What was your weirdest/most memorable party experience?
Someone took acid at my birthday party, shit themselves, commando crawled balls naked into a room full of people then walked home wearing one of his shoes and one of mine, which is about 3 or 4 sizes smaller than his, btw.
If your life was a movie, what age rating would it have and why?
Kind depends on the camerawork, eh?
What will you do differently next year?
Its been next year for 11 min
What is something that you have not done all year?
Reproduce
What is your "I am not gay but-" ?
I aint gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
What movie do you think had the worst acting ever??
Obviously the room but I think the bad acting made that movie.
Instead of having to talk all the time, why don’t we all learn sign language?
Talking is more efficient and you can do another activity at the same time
What were you doing exactly at 12:00 am?
Sitting on the couch, with my brother & Dad it was a hard year and we all fought but we're alive. Happy new year my friend!
men, you meet a beautiful amazing woman and everything is going great except one thing. She has horrible uncontrollable gas that smells so rancid she can clear a city block in seconds! In what ways could you make the best of this situation with her so she doesn't feel so embarassed?
run
How do you stay positive when you are experiencing physical pain and everyone around you is perfectly normal?
If you're in physical pain then you need to get medical attention. Your body doesn't communicate with you unless something's wrong.
Remember when we thought 2019 was bad?
walking doggo around while stoned asf good memz
What’s some advice for people that have a habit of putting themselves down?
Get some sellotape and wrap it around your mouth. No joking aside, the best way to do it is to play a game with yourself. The game is to be alert, and consciously monitor what you are saying so that you catch yourself as you put yourself down, and change direction of thought willingly. At first, you'll be lucky if you catch yourself 1 out of 10 times, you'll be lucky if you even remember to play the game, but if you keep trying when you do remember, you'll get better at it. Eventually, you'll break what has become a cycle for your brain. It's not easy, it takes time, but it's doable. This essentially works on the theory that your brain is malleable, and that when you do something a lot, it makes neural pathways that make it easier for you to do that thing again, rather like building a motorway. if you spend your time putting yourself down it becomes easier for you to do so. You need to break that pattern repeatedly until your thoughts take a different route.
Introverts that are asked “why are you so quiet?” What do you say and what do you wish you could say?
I speak when I have something worth saying.
What’s your “I thought this only happens in movies/cartoons” moment?
Crush's mom walked in on us while I was eating her out and I covered her lower half with a blanket and she never noticed what was going on
Why haven’t you farted since last year?
Jokes on you, I have explosive diarrhea
Marry one, Fuck one, Kill one. Betty White, Caitlyn Jenner, Rosie O’Donnel. What’s the line up?
Marry Betty, Screw Rosie, kill Caitlyn
If you were sent back to this time last year, how would you prevent covid becoming a pandemic?
Nuke China /j
What are your predictions for the year 20201?
We'll all be dead. Idk it doesn't really matter. Unless we learn the secret to immortality none of us will be alive for that.
What do you want to see happen this year?
First contact, or at least the government admitting that aliens exist.
People who got their posts deleted because of the new “thing” how do you feel?
Shut it
You are now wearing a highschool cheerleader outfit that fits perfectly. How much explaining do you have to do and what will you do with it?
Probably feel a lot better about myself and since I’m alone i don’t see any drawbacks
What's a good meal for tonight?
Sandwiches
What is a question that you always have the answer to?
This one.
what historical figure would be considered a complete A-hole today, and why?
Anyone who didn’t believe exactly what today’s Wokies believe.
Why are you not celebrating the end of the year and instead u are here wasting your time ?
Who the actual fuck do you think *my* ass could celebrate with?
How rest of the world could've stopped Corona virus from exiting China and entering other countries and become a pandemic?
By acknowledging that China wasn't *really the problem*. By the time the virus was spotted in Wuhan, there had already been a sighting of the virus in a flu panel in Seattle on a teen who had never *been* to China. We don't know **where** the virus actually came from. It's just easiest to point fingers *there*.
How much support do you have for universities expelling students for drug or alcohol use?
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What's the most rare interracial couple?
John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Haven't seen them together in ages.
What is your favorite movie or tv show dancing scene?
[Dr Crusher teaching Data to dance in Star Trek TNG](https://youtu.be/tKBjW2F3GDw)
If you were a serial killer, what would your fun little thing be?
Laying a picture of Rick Astley on the victims chest so I can rickroll the cops
Which fictional character been through a lot the most?
Squidward
What NOTICES do you think society needs more than ever nowadays?
Fragile person - handle with care
To the people who have been awake all year, why?
Shut up dad. I can hear your laughter from downstairs
Who is the most underrated actor/ actress?
James McAvoy is maybe the most underrated actor I know
What smell makes your mouth water?
Bacon
To keep it simple, what's your favorite thing to do, favorite animal, favorite game, favorite place (not specific like a place in your house or something), and favorite joke?
Well my favorite thing to do is to play videogames and well... Learning about computers and programing
What question means the most to you?
Why tho?
People who record videos of fireworks, why?
It's easier to go frame by frame for the best pictures to extract from it.
What is the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a Walmart?
I suggest you check out r/peopleofwalmart
What’s the first joke you can’t wait to use now that the clock has struck midnight?
“I haven’t talked to you since last year!” And many more timeless classics
Who is your favorite tv host?
David Letterman
married or longterm relationship dudes, whats the dog house going to be like this year?
We'll know when I get sentenced to it. Until then, \*shrugs.
How have you already fucked up this year?
i just shit myself
What's the weirdest invention idea that you ever had?
Poop knife sharpener
What year in your life was the worst? why?
I didn't like 2019 cause I got appendicitis I've never been to a hospital like that ever
What's the alien in your profile picture doing?
being cute
If your pet could talk, what would he/she say?
Be quiet bitch I’m nocturnal I’m tryna sleep
Which exotic animals are we not going to eat this twenty twenty 'won' ?
Humans?
What's your biggest fuck-up of the year?
Catching covid on the last day of the year.
What are your goals for this year?
Apparently get over Covid. Popped a 100° fever this afternoon.
Can you provide examples of rich people who aren’t famous?
There are plenty, but we could totally make people up and you wouldn't know at all.
What is breadtube and who are breadtubers?
Mostly just Bernie Sanders supporters on YouTube like Vaush, Hasan Piker, Kyle Kulinski
Why did you quit your last job?
Retail sucks the life out of you and it doesn’t pay much.
You are accused of not social distancing at the grocery store, how do you plead?
Not guilty, I haven't popped down the shops since February
How much do you support colleges expelling students for drug and alcohol use, violent crime, sex crimes, and cheating on tests?
Drug and alcohol use isn’t comparable to committing a sex or violent crime.
Why are you sleeping early?
Because I want to get away from waking life
What's a decision that could have changed your life completely?
Deciding to do the Bible Study 6 and a half months ago with someone. If I never would have made that decision, (from since I was very worried that I would have no one to talk to), than I probably wouldn’t be here today at all
Everyone knows reality, but Why everyone is blaming innocent Bat?
One of the surest ways to know that someone has no clue what they're talking about is that they start off with, "Everyone knows..."
What should someone always feel guilt free of doing?
Feasting on the blood of their enemies
If you could play a video game for the “first time” again, what game would it be?
Team Buddies. A PS1 game I played nearly everyday as a kid when I received it.
People who haven't gone to the bathroom yet, why are you still holding on to old shit?
*Sigh* for the 1000th time
What’s the first video you’ve watched this year?
I'm sitting here with a youtube stream of Vaush going on right now, and it is past midnight, so I guess I rang in the new year with Vaush
If you could learn 3 specific subjects instantly, what subjects would you pick and why?
Krav Maga EMT Bag pipes.
What was the last game you played last year?
Cyberpunk 2077
What are your plans for Halloween next year?
set aside a random Saturday early in the month to run another horror rpg one shot.
When was the last time you said "this is gonna be my year" and turned out to be correct, and why?
Hasn’t happened yet, but I’m only 66.
What’s a weird habit that you have?
I require at least 40 min of pre-bullshitting and time wasting before I can get any schoolwork done
What is your opinion on the theory that all cats are basically the same cat with multiple bodies across space and time like electrons?
i think it applies to all felines
Now that corona is over, what do you plan on doing?
Its not. If you th in k so, see you in hell
To everyone who has not eaten/drank this year why?
It just started and I'm in bed
If you had the choice to save the planet or move to a perfect version on Earth with one other person, which would you choose and why?
Move to a perfect world with idk my crush and become Adam and Eve
What is the weirdest thing someone has threatened you with?
idk lol but one time my cat came on to me really hard and i felt like this sense of intimacy was coming off of him and now we are lovers by fate
Which video game character would work well as a Vtuber?
sans, the skeleton
Why did the weather woman become a persona of sex appeal for the local nightly news?
To get to the other side
NSFW What sexy thing did a family member do to you that you liked?
*sweet home Alabama intensifies*
What are some wild things to search for in incognito mode?
Tits, nice birds.
Whats the most irritating things discord server owners do?
When they add stupid roles. I’m currently “Hitler fanboy” and “Your mom” on two severs. Is there a way to change this
If someone doesn't want to understand the right thing, how can it explain to him?
You can't. They've already refused. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
The curse to end your life has been placed what are you going to do now?
let it kill me
What's the last thing you would ever flex on someone?
The size of my penis.
All your memories are being erased, and you can only pick one memory to remember. What memory do you keep?
I'll do the thing Spongebob failed to do when this happened. Remember my name
When was your breaking point?
Working at a call center for 5 years. One day I literally broke down so hard a local police officer drove me straight to my therapist’s office. Pro tip: If you can, avoid call centers. Trust me.
Who inspired your dream job?
It wasn't who, rather than what. All my life I've lived around animals, and we've had quite a few sick and injured ones. I've always tried to do my best to help them back to health, even though some times it didn't work. All my life I did, and still do, want to be a veterinarian. I'm not sure that will ever change.
What quote do you not understand at all?
“Everything happens for a reason.” I guess i understand its meaning, but not why people believe it/repeat it. Your grandmother didn’t die so you could learn a lesson about telling everyone you love them every time you see them, Shelly. That’s narcissistic. You can learn from your experiences, but they don’t happen so that you can.