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What city has the most wonky layout?	Boston
Between 0-10, at what volume do you prefer to keep the background music while working, gaming etc ?	3 — just enough to know it’s there, but not enough to distract.
What life lesson do you think the past year taught you?	Be patient and appreciate everything. Life is never perfection but what we make of it.
What is the most intelligent/grown-up thing a child has said to you?	"Fuck politics!"
To those who been pronounced dead then, comeback alive? What’a your experience post-mortem? Did you feel anything? Did you know you had died?	I didn't feel anything other than light. Like weight wise. I didn't know I had died until I was told and then there was a weird sense of calm as it set in.
What is something you used to love but started to hate as you got older?	People.
If an interviewer asks a riddle, which you have already heard and the answer to which you already know, should you pretend to figure out the answer or just answer it and disclose that you already know it?	I'd say answer and disclose that you know it already. honesty, ya know?
What is something that you absolutely refuse to believe?	That anyone really believes the earth is flat. People just want to be contrarians.... right?
Which non-Star Wars character/person, fictional or real, would be the best lightsaber fighter (i.e., Deathstroke)?	Dr. Manhattan. Can't fight back if you don't exist anymore.
Since you saw other post to know what you were doing last year, what are you now doing fellow North Americans?	About to go to sleep, have a long day of skiing tomorrow :)
What's the motto you currently live your life by and what's the motto you should be living your life by?	Eat, sleep, repeat
Boot lovers! What's it like dailying steel toe boots? Can it be doen comfortably? Is walking hell? Can you run?	It sucks. I used to be in the Navy and during the normal working day, we were required to wear these steel toe boots, which makes sense because we could really hurt our feet if we didn't. I also had a decent pair of Skechers that looked almost identical so no one would notice. If I felt I was in a safe position where my feet really weren't going to be in danger, I would wear those. No one ever knew. I'm sure I wasn't the only one.
How long can we go in the comments without a joke?	0 minutes, I am a joke
Where’s the cup in a cupcake?	The shape?
How do you feel about broccoli?	If you hate broccoli, my guess is whoever cooked it for you steamed it then added absolutely nothing. Take a frying pan. Add a tbsp of olive oil, pan fry for 2 minutes. Add 2 tbsp water, cover, cook for two minutes. Remove lid, cook for 2 minutes as rest of water evaporates. Move broccoli to one side of pan, add splash of olive oil and minced garlic. Let sit 30 seconds until garlic is aromatic, then stir it into the broccoli, add a little salt, and serve.
What is the most confusing thing someone has said to you that left you speechless?	A student asked me when they would get their “real” grade? I told him the grade on the paper is what you get. He replied “yeah but after my mum gets you to change it, what will it be?”
What is the strangest dream you have ever had?	I had an anime battle with a goddess in the middle of a hidden lake
What are some dark stories about major companies?	Nestle and the poisoned milk is one of the bigger one.
Who wins in an out-right fist fight Jason Bourne, Bruce Wayne (no bat suit), or John Wick?	John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.
How did you get through school?	One day at a time.
God and Satan select you to rule their section between Heaven and Hell. What do you do to make the place not paradise, but not a harmful prison either?	So I'm in charge of Earth?
You are allowed to add one “F-bomb” to any Disney movie. Where does it go?	Mufasa as he falls "FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!"
People who have saved another person's life, how?	Really not trying to toot any horns and there’s hundreds of thousands people like myself but I work in healthcare. Good equipment. Good teamwork. Good partners. Good training and a fuck ton of luck.
What's the most chaotic good thing you have ever seen?	So I work at Starbucks and this guy was at our drive through just screaming at one of my partners. Idk what the issue was but he was having none of it. After our shift supervisor told him he couldn’t talk to the barista like that he flew off the rails and just let the expletives fly. At that moment, this other customer we were helping inside the store yells to the man at drive thru and says “hey, what’s your problem? F***ing relax.” The man at drive thru was shocked and caught off guard by the sudden vigilantism. He drives off and we thank the guy in the store for being so awesome. He tells us that he has worked in the customer service industry before and he knows what we go through and next time that happens, to mess with their drink. Reasoning being they pay us to do things for them, if they’re gonna be ungrateful and rude, they don’t deserve their stuff.
What's the perfect song for this moment?	It’s the end of the world as we know it- R.E.M
If jeff the killer removed his eyelids, how does he sleep? and what would happen if a dust hits his eye?	He would need eye drops and you can sleep with your eyes open.
What happens if someone only gets one of the two covid vaccines? Will the first one wear off/be less effective? Or will it still provide immunity?	Like any other vaccination that requires a booster, the body's immune system sometimes needs a reminder to continue to recognize and protect against disease/viruses. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booster_dose
What would you do if an alien landed in your backyard?	Offer it a bunnings snag and a pint of beer.
what is the most terrifying nightmare you had?	I was sitting next to my best friend, holding her hand. She was sitting in a coffin and we were just waiting until she died.
People without an internal dialogue, do the characters talking to themselves in movies and shows seem like totally fake events?	Are there really people without an internal dialogue going on?
What could a monkey do with an iphone it took?	Anything you could do.
Who here can say they have puss in the balls ?	Like a cyst??
At what point in your life did you realize you were considered attractive or ugly ?	I was in my 30's. I was frustrated by my inability to take good pictures. I didn't like any of the pictures of me. Then it dawned on me one day that that's actually what I look like.
People who have left a hospital prior to being properly released, what were the circumstances and how did it turn out?	I did that once and had to go back to the hospital a few hours later because I wasn't cured even though I felt like I was when I talked to the doctor earlier that day
What's the most creative advertising you've ever seen?	i like the tv commercial i've seen recently for some online dating site that features the story of how it matched satan up with the year 2020
How would you take down the person you hate most?	Nice try, nemesis.
People who have watched the ball drop at Times Square in the previous years, what is the craziest thing you’ve seen?	When it malfunctioned, they really dropped the ball with that one ...
What are some of the best conversation starters?	“You like Jazz?”
What is the worst thing. That could happen next year?	Zombies
What scents would you want to follow you into the afterlife?	home depot
What is the drunkest thing you regret posting about?	The Dick List Groin Gouger Pork Whistle Purple Pneumatic Drill Choad Joystick Peen Tubesnake Spitting Cobra Schlort Plonker Shrinky Dink The D Womb Broom Vagina Miner Mr. Sniffles Taco Warmer Vlad the Impaler Vomit Rod Clam Hammer Mutton Dagger Gash Mallet Sludge Pump Uncle Reamus Woody Womb Pecker Lincoln Log Cervix Crusader Piss Pump Cheeky Monkey Puff the One-Eyed Dragon Dinky John Thomas Peeper Thrill Drill Pink Tractor Beam Yoo-Hoo Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel Dome Head Captain Winky Agent Hosepipe Squinty Blow-pop Old Man Drizzle The Goods Wrinklebeast Elevator Private Washington Monument The Pendulum Gods Pinkey Finger Puking Flesh Weasel Tadpole Torpedo Sin Stick Rolling Pin Satan Scepter Temptation Turtle Fat Kidney Magic Pipe Cupids Arrow Drizzle Spout Love Lure Satan's Shovel Musky Man Candy Tickle Badger Mr. Missile Man Telescope Mr. Happy Lap Lizard Friction Whistle Atomic Turtle Mr. Bojangles Boney Macaroni Firecracker Dirty Dowsing Rod Baby Leg Pocket Shot Glass Spring-Loaded Nose-Slapper The Ugliest Flower Erector Fuck Piston Finger Food Thermonuclear Rod Fountain of "Youth" Twinkie Denim Narwhal Hershey Bar Submarine Loveworm Laugh Stick Flex Rod Musk Handle Fuck Geyser Joker Suppository Apple Headed Beef Basher Goat Bumper A Bad Place To Snort Coke Puff Stick Center Sweat Stain Sergeant Slaughter Tirpitz The Middle Muffin-Top The Business End It Bald Butler Bathtub Eel Blood Sausage Dearest Member Fiddle-Bow Giggle Pin Gut Stick Poo-Flicker Dangus Bean Tosser Bone-Horn Gristle Jigger Joy Knob Life Preserver Gash Hook Mr. Clean Nimrod Pink Pencil Live Sausage My Body's Captain Pisser Quickening Peg Red Cap Scepter Tickle-Gizzard Willie Cupids Torch Quiver Steak Stump Hunchback of Notre Dame Milk Straw Acorn Top Yogurt Truck The De-Virginator The Monolith Doughnut Holder Beefy Ent Thunder Piston Spam Obelisk Chum Rod Jumbotron Man Puppet Muscle Bound Shit Wrecker Genghis Cock Baby Batter Blaster Red Hot Toy Mr. Hornbag Little Engine That Could Inflatable Poo-Jabber Admiral Winkey The Intruder Bean Stalk Hangy-Downy Jimmy Dean Leaning Tower Bed Snake Dr. Feelgood Wiggly Pogo-Stick Pee-Wee Herman Beard-Splitter Purple Turkey Baster Sour Cream Rifle Sweet Meat Blue Steel Blood Slug Salty Drizzle-Stick Cum Gutter The Giving Tree Bow-Legged Swamp Donkey The Ramburglar Scepter of Sordid Affairs Regurgitator E.T.'s Finger Meaty Maelstrom Trickle Torpedo Blowpop Wrinklestiltskin Spray Stick Pringle's Tube Sriracha Dripper Choady McMeatstick Veiny Straw Drippy Paintbrush Angry Buffet The Eviscerator Tootsie Pop Holy Grail Tremble Wand The Last Unicorn Fuck Slug Transformer Fat Stick Flesh Hawk A Shitty Vibrator Flamingos Beak Dough Boy Spice Shaker Pleasure Bud The Spanish Inquisition Bumble Muffin Crotch Paddle Pool Stick Genetic Faucet Legwarmer Drill Sergeant Toucan's Beak The Hole-Hungry Crotch Crocodile General McSexy Antenna With Shitty Reception Dunce Hat Lust Torch Stink Twizzler Piss Dispenser One Flower Bouquet Laser Splitter Crunk Hammer Pink Kink Handle Floppy Meat Balloon Jenga Tower Hammy Toothpick Spelunker Goomba Vein-Bow Grunty Grunty Thrust Thrust Coiled Serpent Inside-the-Pants-Belt Snow Globe Flesh Auger Sticky Ass-Spackler Giggly Goblin Pork Lance Man Missile Cock Dick Dangle Dong Schlong Johnson Cannon Flesh Flute Hairy Banjo Knee Buckler Throat Scraper Ding-Dong-Dangly Toilet Parts Pee-Pee One-Eyed Yogurt Thrower The Troll Purple-Headed Man Monster Pecker Weiner Pressure Washer Inchworm Tool Pussy Pounder Bat Pelvic Popsicle The Oncoming Storm Sonic Screwdriver The Whip Assault Rifle Pork Blade Beef Hammer Mjolnir Hulk's Fist Milk Dripper Man Drain Excalibur Gong-Ringer My Manly Popsicle Meat Stick Pleasure Pogo Cum Cannon Panty Poker The Grand Finale Banana Ol' Drippy Red Headed Throb Monster Thunderstick Hotrod Dongmongulous Lightning Catcher Thruster The Ol' Aim N' Shoot Salty Steve Manly Cigar Pearl Jamer Baby-Maker The Oscar Meyer Weenie Battle Ax The Alpha The Omega Blaster Shaft Furry Snake Escape Rope Symphony of Regret Droopy Baguette With Cheese Greasy Fish Throbknob Philly Cheese-steak Pleasure Machine The Male Reproductive Organ Dirty Mushroom Pistol My Best Friend Slytherin Red Rocket Fanny Slapper Woman Maker Winkey Badger Veiny Cucumber The Bulge Cattle Prod Third Leg Crotch Rocket The Key to the Lock Crotch Slapper Pork Steeple Trouser Snake Nose In the Beard Cucumber Lil' Winkey Jack in the Box Man Bits Dead Eye Sam Sad Larry Dirty Ice Cream Cone Electric Boogaloo Ice Pick Meat-hose Pipe Cleaner Piddle Fiddle Pleasure Rod Love Shaft Sexy Suppository Vesuvius The Reason I Have All of Those Children That I Hate Milk Hose Dangle Blaster Floppy Fish Man-Motor Woman-Slayer Bungee Smuggler Package Flesh Saber Eye Dropper Lumpy Dipstick 00-Dong Mr. Meowsworth Gonadulous Grave Digger Suckshroom Tallywhacker Handy Hammer A Real Love Handle Masturbation Motor Long N' Girthy One Color Rainbow The Spreader Power Point Terms and Conditions Hairy Pen Wankhammer Juicy Dribbler Rabid Dog Dongzilla Dongasaurous Rex Filler Jelly Roll Cream-Filling Cannon The Lone Warrior Front Tail Fleshy Bong A Bad Seat An OK Seat A Damned Good Start Target Sweatsicle Quiver Bone Man Clit Jiggly Wiggly Man Nugger Half of a Good Time The Devils Own Microphone Juicer Wang Diddle-Whistle Six Inch Soldier Lipstick Stay Pufft Ol' Faithful Pop-Tart Salty Geyser Flop Trout Pork Pipe Phallus The Beast Pope of Pork Titty-Tickler Soft Knife "Deep Impact" Pecker-Corn Droopy Dog Crotch Compass Dirty Jammer Voldemort's Missing Nose Seamen Spitter Crotch Mounted Regret Cannon Dirty Thermometer Toe Scratcher Long Dong Sliver Ass Injector Adult Erector Set Lord Commander Groinulous Little (Insert Your Own Name Here) Fleshy Pacifier Meat Straw Cherry Popper Kaleidoscope of Pleasure Pink Floyd Blood Balloon Italian Stallion Mangler Drumstick Slippery Salmon Fuckstick Suckstick Count Dickula Lord Commander of the Southern Forces Lethal Injection Crucidix Beef bottle Crank Whoopi-Maker Corn On The Cob Lady Gag-you Hot Beef Injection Slammin' Salmon Shagger Handle Meat Storm Fucknado Buttery Slopstick Captain Suck Source of the Local Syphilis Outbreak Urchin Succulent Sausage Meat-Lolly One Eyed Man Clit-Clapper Moses Wolly Manmoth Veiny Girth Growth Goldenrod Furry Fuzz-Fucker Organic Sausage Natural Second Nose Festering Growth Mandana Man Horn Honky-Honky The Elder Wand My Rifle The Fibonacci Sequence Holy Grail Tripod Colgate Ineffective Scope Teeth Whitener Whistle Warp Pipe Purple Warrior Erected Evolution Vaginal Sunrise Clitoral Plunger Buckeye Browneye Stinger Boa Constrictor Colon Plugger Web Slinger Poo Miner Queef Creator Hornets Sting Spikey-Back Turtle-Dragon Shroomy Cake Penetrator Laser Pointer Sock Stiffener Bullship The Speculum Mighty Blade Curved Majesty Ganker D-Battery Starscream Bazooka Bush Snake Master Sword Pants Boomerang Monkey Upright Base Bunker Buster Deep Digger Smile Spreader A Cursed Relic Wiggle Worm X-Rated Toothpick Tic-Tac Mayonnaise Factory Thunderhorse Vaginal Speculum Tube of Mascara Crack Assailant Stick of Sexy Dynamite Crying Cyclops Sock Cruster Ol' Fisty Second Brain Adrenaline Shot Herp Head Little Fucker Adventure Worm Corkscrew Bad Bottle of Wine Flaming Face Slapper Rage Burrower Rock Em Sock Em Robot Thunderous Whip of Transcendent Fury Head of Public Relations Diamond Cracker Loch Ness Monster Passion Twizzler Back Door Pass Filthy Spelunker Slippery Snake Half a Necklace Eighth Wonder of the World Fury Monkey The Conqueror Showerhead Colossus of Rhodes Sex Reactor Lust Powered Coat Hanger The Blood God Atrofax Weedle Curved Candle Crotch Slayer Devourer of Worlds Life Sprinkler Golden Spigot Fuckarina of Time Old Frothy Bulge Sculptor Pixy Stick Silk Snake One Color Paintbrush Gandalf's Staff The Zipper-Caged Creature Booby-Basher Bologna Bandit Trout-Trident Tent Pole Slippery Love Dolphin Giraffe Neck Grunt Rod 9-Iron The Albino Cave Dweller Hymen Hammer 2X4 Beef Scarf Battering Ram Groot DNA Catapult Earthworm Jim Elephant Trunk Iguana Face Hugger Midget Chaser Honey Dripper Hot Pocket The Riddler Magic Mountain Metapod Junk In the Jeans Key Part of the Male Reproductive System Kickstand Lambshank Mount St. Helens Mustache Cleaner One Rung Ladder Squirtle Rainstick Hairless Ferret Lance of Love Railgun Weapon of Ass Destruction The One Headed Hydra Mt. Everest Monkey String Little Gun
[Serious] How is dating college KlDS illegal, immoral, Ped0phiIia, if they’re old and mature enough to drive, work, and enlist?	In most places, if they're over 18 it's not illegal or pedophilia. The only concern is that if an ethical nature and that's more philosophical than legal.
What viral YouTube video is your favorite?	History of the entire world I guess
Who has the best flow in all of hip-hop history? Why?	Slim
What is the value of confidence?	confidence is worth exactly $314,159.265 dollars
to those of you who have pets, what drew you to the little guy you chose?	I saw them in the store and I thought I can provide a better home than that. I try to avoid pet stores now so I don't turn my appartment into a zoo.
What are some creative ways to make some money?	Selling a kidney on the black market. It doesn't have to be your own.
What color do you think would taste the best if could taste a color and why?	Blue... Blue gum, blue raspberry, blue candy, blue ice pops, blue antifreeze are all really tasty.
What are some of the most incredibly in depth characters in shows no one talks about?	Creed bratton
What looks like a beehive (ie, lots of hexagons) besides the grill on an Xbox Series X and a showerhead?	A beehive
What is one habit that everyone around you does that you don't?	Showering
What's the funniest thing you've ever come across?	[Dog food prank](https://youtu.be/a_5NM7cqurg)
How does one acquire confidence?	Dress how you want. You only live once, don't think of how other people think of you
What sounds like a myth but is really a fact?	A man who was in the theater with Lincoln when he was assassinated later talked about it on national television. \[He was 5 when lincoln was shot and 96 when he told the story\]
What is something you've always wanted to own?	A jackpot winning lottery ticket.
Which company or brand will not exist by the end of this year?	Netflix won't survive January after all the Office fans leave.
People who haven't pooped yet this year, why are you holding onto 2020s shit?	Oh fuck off with this question.
Whats with female dating strategy?	Suuuuure, it's all women who are the problem.
What's the worst firework related incident you've been involved in?	My mom was holding a roman candle when it exploded and she lost parts of her fingers.
What would happen if an enderman drank water?	It’s guts would teleport away
Every paper airplane you’ve thrown is now an actual flight, what’s the worst flight?	The one that flew straight down
Who’s cooler, Keanu Reeves or Ryan Reynolds? And why?	Keanu because he is Keanu
How much will your life change if you don't care about your pride anymore?	You'd be a homophobe.
Office viewers, if Creed was on the panel in the last episode what questions would he of been asked?	I’m literally watching this episode right now...
What is one of the worst times to get horny?	Funeral
Vault Hunters, what's your most badass moment in the Borderlands?	Hanging out with Tiny Tina in her room.
It's 4am. You are very very drunk. Do you want your bacon sandwhich before or after you sleep?	Why not have one before and a second one after? We all know that fitness resolution isn't going to last
What dating profile did you come across that made you be like “is this person ok”?	A girl with a knife on her tongue and the caption "give me a reason not to use this knife." This girl later dated my best friend at the time and roomate. After meeting her and hanging out I can confirm she is as wack as tinder suggested.
How come people support expelling students for cheating on tests, but not for drug or alcohol use?	One is doing something unethical, and the other is doing drugs.
What if we all started enjoying the little things in life this year? I swear the negativity narrative is feeding this shit. 2016: "omg! horrible. worst year ever!"... 2017: "aw geez we thought 2016 was bad..." etc. etc... so can we cut the shit and start appreciating life for what its worth? Please?	A M E N
How overrated is Keanu Reeves?	He's not. At all.
When in conversation, what would you do during that awkward silence?	Just stare at each other. Unwavering eye contact and then walk away
What is god’s catchphrase?	“Die dickweeds” - God, Dec 2019
What argument did you hear that made you change your mind about a movie or TV show?	Signs is not a stupid movie about aliens. It is a less stupid movie about demons.
What is the biggest lie that you ever told to someone with huge confidence?	9 + 10 = 21. I got called stupid after I said it.
What's the worst way two strangers could introduce themselves?	While shaking hand "Hi I have covid"
If you had to say one thing to every discord server owner what would it be?	@everyone
How much cheese is too much cheese?	There is no such thing as too much cheese
to the mobile users who use light mode.... why??	I found a few years back that light text on a dark background hurts my eyes a lot more than dark text on a light background.
A ton of the ocean is yet to be explored. What do you think is hiding in there?	Plastic.
(Yes this is a quote from Unus Annus) We live our lives taking each second for granted. What would you do if you knew how much time you had left?	Huhuhuhuhuhu, you said Annus.
Who is considered to be the best jazz pianist, and why?	Vince Guaraldi
How does one become more selfish?	Being tired of being selfless. I've been trying myself. Sort of working. Being brutally honest in a way helps.
What were some good moments that you guys had during this past year?	Had caught my personal best bass this year and finally got my own car to drive
What should be pay more attention than Covid?	Trust me, people aren't even capable of paying attention to covid
What if this year is worse?	It will be
What episode in a show could be their finale and why?	The final episode of season 6 of Parks and Rec. It would've been a good ending. I cried more at the ending of that episode than the actual ending. It just didn't feel like an ending.
how do you feel about an amendment defining marriage exclusively as between a man and a woman?	Why don't you define your own marriage as you see fit, and as long as others are consenting adults, let them make the best decision for themselves.
What is one improvement you hope will happen this year?	pretty much everything in my life but i don't really care anymore i've sort of just given up...... lost the will to live lmao
Which historical figure would you let piss on you?	It’s time to put the phone down
What's really a backhanded compliment?	You’re smarter than you look
Since hindsight is now 20/20, what do you regret most about this last year?	Not going home when we went into lockdown. I stayed at my apartment because it was better suited to work from home. My father died during our initial lockdown period and I couldn’t be with him during his final hours.
What are some of humanity’s WORST inventions?	Denying science.
[Serious] Why cant people accept the fact that adult couples with 40 years age gaps are immoral?	What makes it immoral? If two people of consenting age love each other, congratulations to them.
[Serious] What is the best advice for better Physical/Mental/Emotional/Spiritual health you can give?	Circumstances might never change but you will adapt and the pain you’re feeling will lessen as time goes by.
Who do you hope dies this year?	You're a piece of shit for even bringing up a question like this
[Serious] What is realistically the worst possible thing that can happen?	Losing someone you thought you’d spend forever with
Will internet cultures supplant geographical cultures? Why or why not?	It already can since you can read it anywhere.
For those of you who hasn’t used the bathroom since last year, how do you do it?	Dad, when are you coming back from getting cigarettes???
You know those moments where you know for a fact someone is blatantly wrong but you feel there's no use in explaining why they're so wrong? What example of this has stuck with you?	I once had a co-worker explain to me that you shouldn't bother approaching women with big booties. The reason? Well if a woman has a nice ass, guys are going to want to fuck her doggystyle and her ass would get flattened out, so if they have a big butt, it means they're gay and don't fuck guys. &#x200B; Anyone stupid enough to come to that conclusion isn't going to get talked out of it.

What city has the most wonky layout?

Boston

Between 0-10, at what volume do you prefer to keep the background music while working, gaming etc ?

3 — just enough to know it’s there, but not enough to distract.

What life lesson do you think the past year taught you?

Be patient and appreciate everything. Life is never perfection but what we make of it.

What is the most intelligent/grown-up thing a child has said to you?

"Fuck politics!"

To those who been pronounced dead then, comeback alive? What’a your experience post-mortem? Did you feel anything? Did you know you had died?

I didn't feel anything other than light. Like weight wise. I didn't know I had died until I was told and then there was a weird sense of calm as it set in.

What is something you used to love but started to hate as you got older?

People.

If an interviewer asks a riddle, which you have already heard and the answer to which you already know, should you pretend to figure out the answer or just answer it and disclose that you already know it?

I'd say answer and disclose that you know it already. honesty, ya know?

What is something that you absolutely refuse to believe?

That anyone *really* believes the earth is flat. People just want to be contrarians.... right?

Which non-Star Wars character/person, fictional or real, would be the best lightsaber fighter (i.e., Deathstroke)?

Dr. Manhattan. Can't fight back if you don't exist anymore.

Since you saw other post to know what you were doing last year, what are you now doing fellow North Americans?

About to go to sleep, have a long day of skiing tomorrow :)

What's the motto you currently live your life by and what's the motto you should be living your life by?

Eat, sleep, repeat

Boot lovers! What's it like dailying steel toe boots? Can it be doen comfortably? Is walking hell? Can you run?

It sucks. I used to be in the Navy and during the normal working day, we were required to wear these steel toe boots, which makes sense because we could really hurt our feet if we didn't. I also had a decent pair of Skechers that looked almost identical so no one would notice. If I felt I was in a safe position where my feet really weren't going to be in danger, I would wear those. No one ever knew. I'm sure I wasn't the only one.

How long can we go in the comments without a joke?

0 minutes, I am a joke

Where’s the cup in a cupcake?

The shape?

How do you feel about broccoli?

If you hate broccoli, my guess is whoever cooked it for you steamed it then added absolutely nothing. Take a frying pan. Add a tbsp of olive oil, pan fry for 2 minutes. Add 2 tbsp water, cover, cook for two minutes. Remove lid, cook for 2 minutes as rest of water evaporates. Move broccoli to one side of pan, add splash of olive oil and minced garlic. Let sit 30 seconds until garlic is aromatic, then stir it into the broccoli, add a little salt, and serve.

What is the most confusing thing someone has said to you that left you speechless?

A student asked me when they would get their “real” grade? I told him the grade on the paper is what you get. He replied “yeah but after my mum gets you to change it, what will it be?”

What is the strangest dream you have ever had?

I had an anime battle with a goddess in the middle of a hidden lake

What are some dark stories about major companies?

Nestle and the poisoned milk is one of the bigger one.

Who wins in an out-right fist fight Jason Bourne, Bruce Wayne (no bat suit), or John Wick?

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.

How did you get through school?

One day at a time.

God and Satan select you to rule their section between Heaven and Hell. What do you do to make the place not paradise, but not a harmful prison either?

So I'm in charge of Earth?

You are allowed to add one “F-bomb” to any Disney movie. Where does it go?

Mufasa as he falls "FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!"

People who have saved another person's life, how?

Really not trying to toot any horns and there’s hundreds of thousands people like myself but I work in healthcare. Good equipment. Good teamwork. Good partners. Good training and a fuck ton of luck.

What's the most chaotic good thing you have ever seen?

So I work at Starbucks and this guy was at our drive through just screaming at one of my partners. Idk what the issue was but he was having none of it. After our shift supervisor told him he couldn’t talk to the barista like that he flew off the rails and just let the expletives fly. At that moment, this other customer we were helping inside the store yells to the man at drive thru and says “hey, what’s your problem? F***ing relax.” The man at drive thru was shocked and caught off guard by the sudden vigilantism. He drives off and we thank the guy in the store for being so awesome. He tells us that he has worked in the customer service industry before and he knows what we go through and next time that happens, to mess with their drink. Reasoning being they pay us to do things for them, if they’re gonna be ungrateful and rude, they don’t deserve their stuff.

What's the perfect song for this moment?

It’s the end of the world as we know it- R.E.M

If jeff the killer removed his eyelids, how does he sleep? and what would happen if a dust hits his eye?

He would need eye drops and you can sleep with your eyes open.

What happens if someone only gets one of the two covid vaccines? Will the first one wear off/be less effective? Or will it still provide immunity?

Like any other vaccination that requires a booster, the body's immune system sometimes needs a reminder to continue to recognize and protect against disease/viruses. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booster_dose

What would you do if an alien landed in your backyard?

Offer it a bunnings snag and a pint of beer.

what is the most terrifying nightmare you had?

I was sitting next to my best friend, holding her hand. She was sitting in a coffin and we were just waiting until she died.

People without an internal dialogue, do the characters talking to themselves in movies and shows seem like totally fake events?

Are there really people without an internal dialogue going on?

What could a monkey do with an iphone it took?

Anything you could do.

Who here can say they have puss in the balls ?

Like a cyst??

At what point in your life did you realize you were considered attractive or ugly ?

I was in my 30's. I was frustrated by my inability to take good pictures. I didn't like any of the pictures of me. Then it dawned on me one day that that's actually what I look like.

People who have left a hospital prior to being properly released, what were the circumstances and how did it turn out?

I did that once and had to go back to the hospital a few hours later because I wasn't cured even though I felt like I was when I talked to the doctor earlier that day

What's the most creative advertising you've ever seen?

i like the tv commercial i've seen recently for some online dating site that features the story of how it matched satan up with the year 2020

How would you take down the person you hate most?

Nice try, nemesis.

People who have watched the ball drop at Times Square in the previous years, what is the craziest thing you’ve seen?

When it malfunctioned, they really dropped the ball with that one ...

What are some of the best conversation starters?

“You like Jazz?”

What is the worst thing. That could happen next year?

Zombies

What scents would you want to follow you into the afterlife?

home depot

What is the drunkest thing you regret posting about?

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[Serious] How is dating college KlDS illegal, immoral, Ped0phiIia, if they’re old and mature enough to drive, work, and enlist?

In most places, if they're over 18 it's not illegal or pedophilia. The only concern is that if an ethical nature and that's more philosophical than legal.

What viral YouTube video is your favorite?

History of the entire world I guess

Who has the best flow in all of hip-hop history? Why?

Slim

What is the value of confidence?

confidence is worth exactly $314,159.265 dollars

to those of you who have pets, what drew you to the little guy you chose?

I saw them in the store and I thought I can provide a better home than that. I try to avoid pet stores now so I don't turn my appartment into a zoo.

What are some creative ways to make some money?

Selling a kidney on the black market. It doesn't have to be your own.

What color do you think would taste the best if could taste a color and why?

Blue... Blue gum, blue raspberry, blue candy, blue ice pops, blue antifreeze are all really tasty.

What are some of the most incredibly in depth characters in shows no one talks about?

Creed bratton

What looks like a beehive (ie, lots of hexagons) besides the grill on an Xbox Series X and a showerhead?

A beehive

What is one habit that everyone around you does that you don't?

Showering

What's the funniest thing you've ever come across?

[Dog food prank](https://youtu.be/a_5NM7cqurg)

How does one acquire confidence?

Dress how you want. You only live once, don't think of how other people think of you

What sounds like a myth but is really a fact?

A man who was in the theater with Lincoln when he was assassinated later talked about it on national television. \[He was 5 when lincoln was shot and 96 when he told the story\]

What is something you've always wanted to own?

A jackpot winning lottery ticket.

Which company or brand will not exist by the end of this year?

Netflix won't survive January after all the Office fans leave.

People who haven't pooped yet this year, why are you holding onto 2020s shit?

Oh fuck off with this question.

Whats with female dating strategy?

Suuuuure, it's all women who are the problem.

What's the worst firework related incident you've been involved in?

My mom was holding a roman candle when it exploded and she lost parts of her fingers.

What would happen if an enderman drank water?

It’s guts would teleport away

Every paper airplane you’ve thrown is now an actual flight, what’s the worst flight?

The one that flew straight down

Who’s cooler, Keanu Reeves or Ryan Reynolds? And why?

Keanu because he is Keanu

How much will your life change if you don't care about your pride anymore?

You'd be a homophobe.

Office viewers, if Creed was on the panel in the last episode what questions would he of been asked?

I’m literally watching this episode right now...

What is one of the worst times to get horny?

Funeral

Vault Hunters, what's your most badass moment in the Borderlands?

Hanging out with Tiny Tina in her room.

It's 4am. You are very very drunk. Do you want your bacon sandwhich before or after you sleep?

Why not have one before and a second one after? We all know that fitness resolution isn't going to last

What dating profile did you come across that made you be like “is this person ok”?

A girl with a knife on her tongue and the caption "give me a reason not to use this knife." This girl later dated my best friend at the time and roomate. After meeting her and hanging out I can confirm she is as wack as tinder suggested.

How come people support expelling students for cheating on tests, but not for drug or alcohol use?

One is doing something unethical, and the other is doing drugs.

What if we all started enjoying the little things in life this year? I swear the negativity narrative is feeding this shit. 2016: "omg! horrible. worst year ever!"... 2017: "aw geez we thought 2016 was bad..." etc. etc... so can we cut the shit and start appreciating life for what its worth? Please?

A M E N

How overrated is Keanu Reeves?

He's not. At all.

When in conversation, what would you do during that awkward silence?

Just stare at each other. Unwavering eye contact and then walk away

What is god’s catchphrase?

“Die dickweeds” - God, Dec 2019

What argument did you hear that made you change your mind about a movie or TV show?

Signs is not a stupid movie about aliens. It is a less stupid movie about demons.

What is the biggest lie that you ever told to someone with huge confidence?

9 + 10 = 21. I got called stupid after I said it.

What's the worst way two strangers could introduce themselves?

While shaking hand "Hi I have covid"

If you had to say one thing to every discord server owner what would it be?

@everyone

How much cheese is too much cheese?

There is no such thing as too much cheese

to the mobile users who use light mode.... why??

I found a few years back that light text on a dark background hurts my eyes *a lot more* than dark text on a light background.

A ton of the ocean is yet to be explored. What do you think is hiding in there?

Plastic.

(Yes this is a quote from Unus Annus) We live our lives taking each second for granted. What would you do if you knew how much time you had left?

Huhuhuhuhuhu, you said Annus.

Who is considered to be the best jazz pianist, and why?

Vince Guaraldi

How does one become more selfish?

Being tired of being selfless. I've been trying myself. Sort of working. Being brutally honest in a way helps.

What were some good moments that you guys had during this past year?

Had caught my personal best bass this year and finally got my own car to drive

What should be pay more attention than Covid?

Trust me, people aren't even capable of paying attention to covid

What if this year is worse?

It will be

What episode in a show could be their finale and why?

The final episode of season 6 of Parks and Rec. It would've been a good ending. I cried more at the ending of that episode than the actual ending. It just didn't feel like an ending.

how do you feel about an amendment defining marriage exclusively as between a man and a woman?

Why don't you define your own marriage as you see fit, and as long as others are consenting adults, let them make the best decision for themselves.

What is one improvement you hope will happen this year?

pretty much everything in my life but i don't really care anymore i've sort of just given up...... lost the will to live lmao

Which historical figure would you let piss on you?

It’s time to put the phone down

What's really a backhanded compliment?

You’re smarter than you look

Since hindsight is now 20/20, what do you regret most about this last year?

Not going home when we went into lockdown. I stayed at my apartment because it was better suited to work from home. My father died during our initial lockdown period and I couldn’t be with him during his final hours.

What are some of humanity’s WORST inventions?

Denying science.

[Serious] Why cant people accept the fact that adult couples with 40 years age gaps are immoral?

What makes it immoral? If two people of consenting age love each other, congratulations to them.

[Serious] What is the best advice for better Physical/Mental/Emotional/Spiritual health you can give?

Circumstances might never change but you will adapt and the pain you’re feeling will lessen as time goes by.

Who do you hope dies this year?

You're a piece of shit for even bringing up a question like this

[Serious] What is realistically the worst possible thing that can happen?

Losing someone you thought you’d spend forever with

Will internet cultures supplant geographical cultures? Why or why not?

It already can since you can read it anywhere.

For those of you who hasn’t used the bathroom since last year, how do you do it?

Dad, when are you coming back from getting cigarettes???

You know those moments where you know for a fact someone is blatantly wrong but you feel there's no use in explaining why they're so wrong? What example of this has stuck with you?

I once had a co-worker explain to me that you shouldn't bother approaching women with big booties. The reason? Well if a woman has a nice ass, guys are going to want to fuck her doggystyle and her ass would get flattened out, so if they have a big butt, it means they're gay and don't fuck guys. &#x200B; Anyone stupid enough to come to that conclusion isn't going to get talked out of it.