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We’re already 1/10 through the decade. What have you done?
Lived 1/10 years through the decade.
What are some words that make you giggle every time you say/hear them?
Coconut I call people coconut in games instead of noob and it always gets a giggle
What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen somebody do?
NSFW gore: >!Vomit up blood, and then lick it!<
How weird is it for a woman to be into being choked (in a sexual way)?
I'll ask her when she wakes up.
Which quotes fit your life perfectly these days?
Hindsight is always 2020
What things havent you done since last year?
Masturbate
What are some theories on how the universe would end, and how would it happen?
Doin ya mom, doin ya mom
Realizing there is no such thing as a free lunch, what is YOUR solution to the student loan crisis?
Pretty simple, don’t study in the USA
How long can you give a bj for?
69 minutes.
What would you say to someone who has been in a coma for 1.5 years?
"Go back to sleep"
Patriotism and Religion: the two biggest enemies of a free society. Why are some examples of this?
Religion is the reason why some people are try to force their lifestyle choices onto others for example the argument for the ban on same sex marriage. Now I know that some will say that the practicing of Religion is a fundamental freedom, which it is, but one's own beliefs shouldn't take away somebody else's freedom to choose how they live their lives.
You are granted one wish, however a genie tries to be a smart ass and mess it up. What is your wish?
I wish for everyone in the world to be vaccinated for covid by monday
People who have been holding in their shits these past few weeks, how does it feel to finally let it rip?
Perfect topic!!! I just finished exploding the core of the Earth LoL
Tall people, how does it feel to be tall?
It's nice.
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and it was January 1, 2019?
I’d make a fortune on stocks and bitcoin
If you had one question to ask any historical figure who would it be and what would be the question ?
I would ask Mahatma Gandhi what he thinks India will look like in the year 2021. Just curious to see where people though the future would be like back then.
What would be the worst thing this next year could throw at us that this year didn't?
Nice try, 2020. You don't need any inspiration.
People who got sick after eating at a restaurant, what's your story?
Rainforest cafe in Disney world, I had ribs, first and last time eating them I think they gave me food poisoning. I had never been so ill in my life,
What's a show, movie, book etc you love but hate the main character of and why?
The twilight series. Hate the movies. Love the books. She is still a stupid individual. Can't stand her.
What are you absolutely NOT going to change this year?
My underwear
Realizing there is no such thing as a free lunch, what is YOUR solution to the student loan crisis?
Have the government pay for it. It's not a free lunch like some people say. The benefit to society exceeds the cost of the additional taxes.
How do you let go of someone who you loved with all your heart but they hurt you really bad?
Abruptly and permanently.
What thing would have to happen in January to convince you that this year will be worse than the last?
Supervolcano.
People who've ate at Taco Bell. Did you get diarrhea? Why or why not?
I haven’t had a solid poop in years. IBS-A is a fun disorder! Taco Bell is just another meal to me.
Who are your favourite philosophers?
"If I were not Alexander I would wish to be Diogenes" "If I were not Diogenes I too would wish to be Diogenes " This conversation was between Alexander the great and Diogenes. Dude was a motha fuckin mad lad bro
People who are colorblind, how did you realize that you were colorblind?
My dog told me
PS4 users; what do you do during the 30 seconds it takes every time you turn off your controller?
I just turn off my system, i never turn off my controller by itself
If you cans edit one moment in your life, what would you do?
I would remove the tumors out of my spine so mom wasn't the only person by my grandma's bed when she passed away.
What is super popular but underrated?
If it's super popular it's not underrated.
What's something that made you smile today?
My wife
What is the best $5.00 (£, € etc.) you ever spent?
A simple pizza can change the course of a day
Aliens show up and ask for volunteers to leave the planet. They do not say what they will do to those who remain on the planet. Do you volunteer?
Id stay. Rather not go with aliens, if something bad happens so be it
What's relevant now that shouldn't?
The kardashians still
If you could have a video that shows an actual happening from any time in the past, what would you like to see?
maybe just a brutal t rex fight with another dinosaur or the meteor that hit them
How disappointed are you in Kirk Cameron for holding mass gatherings & spreading corona?
Who?
Why have you not showered this year?
I haven't shit myself yet, so I'm good.
What ordinary opinion or opinions do you feel are being systematically repressed or from being respectfully described?
How the elite get people fighting over minor issues instead of the big picture.
what are some Chinese names that can be easily misinterpreted if the tone is off?
"Shi" can mean poop
Which historical figure deserves a movie?
Alexander The Great, but one that actually illustrates the absolutely obscene distance he covered while also showing how swiftly he conquered most of the known world
What's your favorite cloud formation?
Nuclear/Mushroom
What is the server load rn?
Loady
What's something recent you saw that made you think, "I wish I thought of that..."?
this question
What’s a funny dream you had where an item shape shifted?
One time I dreamt trees behind me and I was looking upon a city. but then I turned around and it was a ranch and now the once city was now a large field
How have you changed as you’ve aged?
I’ve gotten way uglier. And I mean I was no prize to begin with.
Night eaters, what do you eat?
Night
Christmas movies are so popular but now that we’re stuck inside tonight whats your favorite movie to watch on January 1st?
Human Centipede
People with toxic families/housemates, how’s your holiday?
Terrible, as they are every year
(serious) What was that moment that caused your relationship / marriage to rapidly deteriorate? NSFW
I will start here, it was when my ex said " I am a little princess and will do anything to get what I want". I laughed it off at the time. Instead it resulted a 4 year long emotionally abusive relationship. After that comment she always checked my phone and kept me under wraps. Trust and personal space become heavily eroded to the point where there was none.
What is the longest time have you given anyone a silent treatment?
...
What actor can play another famous person in a biopic?
Christopher Sanders (Kyle in Last Man Standing) can totally pull off Kid Rock if anyone would ever want to make a movie about him.
What is the scariest thing you've encountered while at work/on the clock?
I’m a scientist. I once had my period without realizing it at work. I bled past my pants and onto my white lab coat. There was a bright red blood spot the size of a fist on the back and my male coworkers didn’t want to embarrass me by telling me, so I didn’t find out until the end of the day, when one of my female coworkers saw me and told me.
What would society look like if everyone could suck their own cock/eat their own pussy?
Everyone would be full of themselves.
How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?
Mask
If you were a small breed dog who wanted to kill their owner, how would you accomplish it?
I'd scoop them with a spoon
Which shows best capture the spirit of the 90s?
It depends who you are, how old you were, and where you lived. I'd say Freaks and Geeks, Friends, and early seasons of SouthPark for shows, and the movies Clerks, Mallrats, Friday, and Kids.
Place your bets. What's going to go wrong this year?
A global depression
When did someone attempt to upstage the bride at a wedding?
r/justnoMIL has some stories about this
People who ate ass: what did it taste like and why did you do it?
Tasted just fine, usually my girl and I shower anyways and she knows damn well her ass gonna be eaten, and I expect her to chow down on mine! So we clean up a bit, bit of a whores bath if you will.
What are things or gestures that brighten your day ?
A warm chocolate chip cookie
What quote stuck with you and why?
Gaud from Tumblr: "Either kill me yourself or stop complaining." Why? Effective.
How do you handle a narcissistic Liar?
Try not to marry or reproduce with them.
What will you do differently this year?
Drink more alcohol, smoke more weed, give fewer fucks.
How did you know you WERE dating a loser?
I knew because they were dating me.
What 2000s trend that you wish it would never make it comeback in the future?
Super skinny eyebrows
What is something you said that you probably shouldn’t have?
Anything about my mental health to anyone. Ever.
Men what is the hardest part of being a man?
Sitting on your balls. I will say; the expectation of masculinity and masculine talents. My sister lives with her boyfriend 500 miles away and had me replace her spark plugs. I've always been a very classically masculine man, but her boyfriend looked very dejected while I was repairing her car. I would argue the issue isn't "toxic masculinity" but that men are apprehensive about teaching another man classically masculine skills and vise versa, apprehensive about asking to learn a classically masculine skill. I sent them back home with a socket wrench set, screwdriver set, basic crescent wrenches and a bunch of loose plumbing parts (their sink has been leaking). I think in giving that gift I was telling him, "hey, you can fix this yourself" and I think it gave him a lot of confidence. Men need to start helping each other out. The hardest part of being a man is that oftentimes you just need another man to help you out.
What do you think, is 4 tablespoons of sugar per day bad for insulin resistance?
Also, if I only stirred just a splash of bleach in to my morning coffee, that's fine right?
What was it like losing your virginity?
it's like, well that happened. I'm not a virgin anymore. What's next? Next time, will it be better?
Now that we are a few hours in, what's the dumbest thing you've done so far this year?
Not the dumbest, but I welcome 2021 with a nut
What was your go-to drink for The holidays?
Water. Stay hydrated bitches
How fucked up do you have to be to be a pretty white girl (7/10) who doesn’t get a lot of likes on social media?
Imagine caring about social media likes 🤣👌
Those who work on or around the ocean: what is the most terrifying thing you’ve experienced?
A serious storm in the Bay of Biscay. My oppo was washed off the flight deck of our frigate and was knocked unconscious, and his life jacket didn’t inflate. He was rescued by the ship’s diver, but had to be resuscitated. He’s fine now and doesn’t really remember it, but I certainly do.
In the US, statistically speaking, what is considered the right age for someone to get their first job? What is considered the right age to be employed? What do the statistics say?
Qualitative and anecdotal suggests you're unironically asking for people to reproduce the internet for you. You can't look-up stats?
[Serious] What if the coronavirus is an extremely well-built biological weapon?
It would be a pretty bad biological weapon tbh. It’s a serious disease for those who get symptoms (esp the elderly) but most people don’t know they have it. It could have been contained, and community transmission has already stopped in some areas. If it was a bioweapon there would be a LOT more deaths, especially in younger populations.
If Disney (the company) conquered the world, what would an ordinary day look like?
Lower/middle class spending 1000$ on Disney Merch Edit/ I’m super fucked up ... happy New Years yall
What is a question that should be asked but isn't asked enough?
Are you ok?
What piece of technology is actually quite frightening?
Deepfakes, since we can no longer reasonably trust video evidence anymore.
Teachers, what is the craziest note you intercepted in a classroom?
Honestly a sex dream they had about another student. It was...graphic. They were third graders.
For those of you who have been having sex regularly during the pandemic, how have you been meeting new people and how have you made sure to indulge in it safely during these times?
Sex, yes. New people, no.
What are your favorite tiktokers that you follow on tiktok?
What the fuck is Tik tok
People who love to play with balls, how good does it feel?
I kinda wanna hear *your* answer, u/I_Love_NudeAss
Women, if you could make a man wear a dress, what kind would it be?
Whatever he wants wearing.
What was your favorite field trip as a child?
Went to a nearby city of about 1 million people when I was in 8th grade (I’m from a very sparsely populated place). I still remember being excited to be stuck in traffic 😂 First time seeing sky scrapers.
How would you react if a girl asked to be choked (in a non-extreme way) during sex?
I'd do it. My last girlfriend showed me how to do it properly.
At What age did you think you were going to be married growing up ? & how is that going so far ?
What is this 'growing up' you speak of?
What will be some new trends in the 2020s?
Probably less large social gatherings and masks being much more accepted outside of Asia
You have the ability to end one children’s tv show, which one would it be and why?
Caillou. Just delete it from all existence.
With all the bad that went on this year, what are some positives that occurred?
I became a father
What question changed your view on life?
If you got poop on literally any other part of your body, would you just take a piece of paper and wipe it off??
What is your favorite music video?
Starlight Brigade by TWRP
If you could reverse time, but only 10 seconds per day, what would you use it for?
I'd cum twice, everyone would /thread
What’s a huge No-No in your house?
Walking inside w your shoes on
What is a memory you cringe thinking about?
Asking a little girl to get naked Dont worry. I was little too
When did you realize how insanely competitive professional sports are?
The first time I played with multiple NBA players who were 6’8” and up at once. They cover ground far quicker than people realize, and the best of them make reads on action very quickly, so they’re moving early. It feels a lot faster than it looks on TV.
What would you change about humans genetically, to make us a better species?
Might I suggest... #Catgirls?
What song are you listening to right now and what does that song mean to you?
Girls by Girl In Red I'm a lesbian.
Why can't you have anything?
Because my mom hates me
How do you deal with pessimistic people?
I invite them join me in the neutral lounge before heading off to the positive place I try to live in.
What are you looking forward to in 2022?
Getting Covid
What are your top three Firefox add ons?
uBlock Origin - Blocking Ads HTTPS Everywhere (on strict setting) - forces all websites to use TLS and if they can't, I won't connect to them. Snowflake - Sets up your browser as a Tor node, so that the Tor network is strengthened