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What's the most bullshit thing that's happened or still happening in your life? | Dealing with a disabled parent who's disease has no cure and unpredictable symptoms. |
Those of you that still have trouble tying your shoes as adults. What is your story? | My trouble is more related to the growth in my girth |
What is the worst restaurant you've ever eaten at, and why is it Applebees? | They make bad microwaved food |
To all bronies; what got you into the show? | I follow the tingle in my penis |
What are the ears on cat girls, are they functional, decorative, do they also have regular ears? We need answers? | Its a trade secret, sorry |
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? | Trusting people |
Help why does feeling drunk seem like anesthesia? | Because it kind of is. Alcohol is a sedative/analgesic. |
People that get in the left lane and drive the same speed as the right lane, why? | I do it to assholes that's about it |
Who alive today will be remembered as well as those who lived hundreds of years ago like Galileo, Da Vinci, Pasteur, Plato, etc.? | Bill Gates. |
People that go out with a sweater & shorts, why? | Problem? |
What are the best cigars that are legal in the US? | The illegal ones |
If earth had a motto what would it be? | Save me |
What TV show made you cry? | The clone wars finale |
What is a good, cheap, en-expensive sweet drink? | Arizona ice tea |
What are your predictions for the next 12 months? | Here are mine. I'm going to send a scheduled email to myself to see how accurate I was on Jan 1 2022:
-COVID vaccines will be wide spread by June 2021.
-Facemasks will remain throughout 2021
-Various lawsuits over COVID-19 vaccine by September
-XRP will be removed from coinbase
-BOTW2 will receive a release date
-Joe biden has a medical issue resulting in a scare for the country (but is fine)
-Weed is not decriminalized (my wife thinks it will be though)
-Bitcoin reaches $50K
-Wife and I live in a house.
-Nintendo "Anti piracy message" youtube genre largely dies by April
-I still will not have beaten any of my copies of witcher 3
-My sister and brother in law get better jobs ?their jobs suck ass, and they're looking for new ones)
-Wife pregnant (probably not with twins)
-Connie's house gets a facelift.
-Will not finish watching all simpsons season |
People who watched the New York City countdown on ABC, do you want to buy the all-new Kia Sorento? | Nice try, Kia marketing team. |
Gals, what would you do if you were in body of a boy for 24h? | \*helicopter noises\* |
Open Facebook and reply "oh my god I'm gonna fucking cum" to the first post you see that's from a person you know, as opposed to an ad or group. What happens to your social or family life? | Well, it's a pair of lesbian folk singers, so they'll probably block me |
People who are holding on to last years poop, why? | oh great, these retards have crawled out of their cave once again |
What were some positive news stories that most people may have missed over the last year? | In Canada remains of a Drangon were found it was over looked because of all the Covid news but I always believed my childhood they were my favorite animal and no one could tell me different so it was a big deal for me |
What were we supposed to do at midnight? Something about googling something so it goes trending? | "how to build a guillotine". |
People who are currently pregnant can you press charges on the child for kicking you? | Yeah, you can even kill them easily at home if you have a clothing hanger |
When should one get rid of their cum sock? | Immediately |
You’re lying in bed, and a 10ft cockroach crawls out from underneath to rob you at gun point. What do you do? Why? | I move out, I am obviously intruding in the cockroaches house. |
What song make you ashamed to admit you cry to? | I'll go first:
"In the Aeroplane over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel, 1998 |
What’s the word for believing in a myth or unorthodox routine?? | superstition? |
This might be a very weird question but people who are right handed, do you chew on your left side and people who are left handed, do you chew on your right side? | Man you've made me so conscious of my chewing now. I'm right handed and I chew on my left... |
What was a moment you experienced IRL that reminded you of an anime? | when some asked me to be their maid 💀 |
What year are you mentally in? | 2012 |
Why do you love food? | Because we live in the 21st century and pretty much EVERYTHING has been scienced to hell and back to be extremely delicious. |
What’s something that you’ve done that you still feel guilty about? | Good try FBI/ mom |
What was your least favorite dish you had to wash as a child? | All of them. |
whats the weirdest place you ever took a piss? | Really drunk, in downtown Paris, looking for a bush. I see a bush, about 4 stories up on the balcony garden of a building that has scaffolding on it. I climbed up 4 floors of scaffold to piss on a bush in someone's balcony garden. |
Why some couples cohabitate for years and don't get married? | Besides some tax benefits, marriage doesn't change anything. |
What isn’t bothersome until you notice it? | The smug on your glasses. |
Gay ladies: How do you come out as gay after dating men? | Yo, so that dude was an outlier and not the norm. I like ladies. Always have. Thank you. Goodbye. |
How do the older generation who were given a plate of gold still fuck up? | Why did Robin Williams, Chester Bennington, and Kurt Cobain kill themselves?
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Because being a human being sucks donkey dick, life is awful, and being a rich human being only makes it *marginally* better. And sometimes rich people overcorrect the problems they think they can purge with their money. Using drugs and alcohol to make the pain and loss and depression go away. |
What’s a big scam that people ignore? | Religion |
Who's your favorite movie composer? | Hans Zimmer |
What gives you goosebumps? | The part in the song “My Sanctuary” from the Kingdom Hearts sound track when she sings backwards. |
How do you make a throw away account? | Create a new account and name it throwaway or just have several accounts like I do. |
You have 24 hours to spend 10 million US Dollars, and you cannot save the money in any way, then the money will disappear forever. What would you do? | Give it to my crush and wait for the money to disappear. That would be a fun show to watch |
What person is videly known and famous by name, but would hardly ever be recognized when going out in public? | sia |
If you could play a prank on any historical figure, who would you pick and what prank would you do? | Convince Hitler that he is jewish |
Short horror film about a clown who kills a man’s son and stays handcuffed to the father for yearly beating. What is the name of this short? | Tears of a Clown |
If sacrificing your own life would save the life's of a specific number of strangers, how many strangers would need to be saved for you to do it? | One. I can help someone and be free from here? I'm in. |
What doesn’t bother you until you notice it? | The fact that your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth. |
If you had to live one movie scene, what would it be? | The moment in Brewster's millions where he finds out he has his money free and clear. |
What's the closest non-sexual thing to an orgasm you've ever experienced? | Cleaning the ear. |
What is the dumbest porn skit you can come up with? | A necrophiliac digs up a freshly buried girl and creampies her, but little does he know that the semen and embalming materials mixed brought her back to life. However, there’s a catch, she needs semen to survive like some cum-powered corpse, so she goes around and fucks a bunch of guys. At the very end though, although the mix was able to resurrect her, her body couldn’t keep up for much longer and gave out on her, once and for all truly killing her, but this time, she died with a smile on her face. |
For those of you staying up tonight, what are you expecting to happen? | I dunno, something amazing I guess... |
People who travel alot, what is your favorite city? What was your most memorable experience there? | Gruyères, Ch. I was proud that I finally knew enough French to talk with our tour bus driver who didn't speak English. It was also my first time seeing bald af mountains which has left a lasting impression on me and now I'm in love with mountains.
Also there was some weird ass alien vs predator sculpture display going on. No clue wtf that was about but it was neat. This was in 2011. |
What are rules that seemed completely backwards to you as a kid, that make sense now that you're older? | In school Suspension/ speed limits/ telling younger people it's illegal to turn on the light in the car at night |
What's the best way to watch Star wars for the first time? | Do NOT go chronologically.
I didn't see the movies growing up (rather zealous religious people raising me) and a few years back a former roommate decided I finally needed to be brought into the fold. Unfortunately he decided to show them in number order and by the end of 3 I hated Anakin so much I had no Fucks left to give about the rest. |
If you could only watch one TV show for the rest of your life, which one would you pick and why? | Always Sunny. Been around for 13? years and still going strong. |
If you could speak any language, what would it be and why? | The language of intelligent extraterrestrial life. If I learn a new language then I know we arent alone, if I dont then... |
What songs feel like they were released prematurely? | american idiot, still feels like it could've been written today and make total sense |
What are your opinions on the meaning of life and why we exist? | Fuck bitches get money. |
What's a series everyone obsesses over (Harry Potter, Stranger Things) that's overhyped to the point where it makes you hate it? | Greys Anatomy
fuck Greys Anatomy |
What’s the least funny “comedy” you’ve ever seen? | anything with adam sandler in it or any movie that feels like adam sandler could be in it |
What is considered as alarming rate/amount? | Depends on what youre tryna rate? |
What was the most significant incident of your life last year ? | Got engaged on my birthday! |
What do you think Hitler could’ve accomplished had he used his power for good instead of evil? | I don’t think it would be possible to convert righteous nationalist anger into a force for good. He gained power by appealing to the worst human instincts, fear and hatred. |
Dear scientists; what was the weirdest experiment you were a part of? | Being part of society |
Whats something you did last year that you're proud of? | Began to stop letting myself be a doormat and put myself before others when it comes to me being happy. |
How would you explain Florida to the rest of the world? | A tropical Paradise that's population just so happens to be 4Chan incarnate. |
What order do you shower? | Top to bottom. |
What simple question do you always struggle when answering it? | How much alcohol have you had |
What’s one lie you’ve come to appreciate? | "I'm good thanks, you?" |
People that go out with a portable speaker & blast music out loud, why? | They are the scum of the earth |
What conspiracies did you stumble upon this year that really changed your perspective on life ? | Qanon made me lose respect for a lot of people on facebook. |
What is your favorite non-typical date you have ever been on? | Shooting range and sushi buffet for Valentine's day. |
What skill are you planning on learning this year? | Sex |
What is an absolutely cliché name for a cat (boy or girl)? | Mr Whiskers |
What thing have you thrown away in a fit of cleaning, and then greatly regretted later on? | My diary
Had one when I was young, decided to throw it away as a teenager bc what I wrote was "embarrassing" to me at the time. |
Why do you not use the self checkout line at a store, when it’s obvious that it would be quicker? | It's only faster if you're getting a couple items and nothing that requires code input. A full cart? Forget it. |
Ex Conspiracy Theorists, What Made You Change Your Mind? | Medication.
And the realization that 20 people can't even keep a damn surprise party a secret. How does anyone think thousands are going to mange with human mind bending information? |
How do you have fun while stuck inside your home? | I'm an introvert, I've never been happier. Less work and more excuses not to go outside! I can draw, play video games, read, write, etc. ALL DAY without judgement! |
How can everyone be an attention seeker? Why is it impossibe for people to have genuine problems? Why is it never okay to address issues? | People are quick to shame others that are looking for help or talking about their problems by saying “all they want is attention” like its a bad thing. Part of being a human being is wanting attention/validation. It is not a good or bad thing to need attention because everybody needs it!
Your problems can be genuine and you can still be looking for people to validate or address your feelings! I am sorry if someone said something to push away your problems because you are an “attention seeker”, your problems and concerns should be taken seriously whether you want attention or not. |
What do extroverts have in common that introverts can't relate to? | Nonsensical small talk |
Whose guts you hate? | Ops mom |
What unique object do you own that most of the population doesn't? | A toilet dispenser gun |
What’s your predictions for the next 52 weeks? | There will be wars and rumors of wars and earthquakes in diverse places. |
What’s the best/ worst insult someone said to you? | It's too late for you to make it in life. I was just 24!!!. Today he's handing me lots of cash and begging to invest in my business |
What item or object do you have in your room that most of the population doesn't? | I have two:
1) An original April 20, 1865, wanted poster for "THE MURDERER OF OUR LATE BELOVED PRESIDENT" that advertises the $50,000 reward for Booth's capture
2) A small sliver of the hull of R.M.S. *Titanic.*
Edit: [pics.](http://imgur.com/a/uWPY7qy) |
If you were in charge of Jeff Bezos’ money, what would you do with it? | Pay his fucking employees what they deserve. Then allocate some of it to helping out things like climate change, poverty, etc. |
People who are labeled as "that person", what made you get that reputation and how did you deal with it? | I’m just whore |
What's a completely useless super power you wish you had? | The ability to know when to leave a room without causing a scene or appearing to leave to early. |
People who failed classes, why did you, and what happened afterwards? | I just kept on living, and nobody said shit. |
When do laugh tracks actually make you laugh? | [examples like this are hilarious ](https://youtu.be/iZjP_IoxCHU) |
[Serious] For those of you who are anti-mask and anti vaccine, how should we handle ending this pandemic? | First of all, to the op: I see in the comments below that you have lost several people to this pandemic and I just want to say I'm really sorry and I realize this must be a very emotionally charged issue for you. I extend my heartfelt sympathy to you, and the nearly half million families in America that have lost dearly loved family members to this plague.
Here's my answer about anti-maskers: and I'm sorry because I'm reframing the question. See, the paradox in your question is that most folks who are anti-mask/vaccine don't believe there IS a bonafide pandemic. This is due to several reasons. I will try to explain some of them as far as I understand them... These aren't all the reasons, and some of them interweave with each other, but I'm going to give it a whirl.
1. Distrust of mainstream media.
2. Weird asymptomatic spread danger, and incredibly high survival rate.
3. HUGE majority of Americans not sick, and only "see" this on tv/phone.
4. Feels anti-democratic; hands mayors, school boards, governors, and lawmakers unprecedented authority that seems to infringe on Americans' basic rights.
5. Glaring financial incentive for pharmaceutical companies (conspiracy)
More thoughts on these:
1. Nearly half the votes in the last election were cast for Trump. That's millions and millions and millions of humans in America who take him seriously and think he was a good president. I know it's very difficult for many people to wrap their mind around the fact that people voted for him and like him, but it's true. So, after years of hearing "fake news" being bandied about, many have become super skeptical of the msm presenting the daily pandemic narrative. Also, of course, Trump downplayed this from day one, and those millions of voters trust him. For Trump supporters, "Trust the science" is tantamount to "Shut up and Trust the TV; cower before the flickering screens in your lockdown, and don't use your own common sense". (please don't argue with me on this, I'm just trying to present why people don't trust the media - I'm not saying that it's "true".)
2. The incredibly high survival rate, teamed with the asymptomatic spread danger of this insidious plague makes it completely unlike any pandemic that we ever imagined in our movies, or in our public imagination about other historical plagues--where if you got it, you effing knew it, and youd be lucky to survive it. Being told that seemingly perfectly healthy people/kids need to wear masks at all times and take a "rushed" and "experimental" vax, along with other unprecedented and harsh preventative measures like lockdowns and other restrictions just "feels wrong", mostly because we've never had to do something like that before, but especially because everyone feels normal, looks fine.
3. Although it's a terrifying statistic, 0.5 million deaths (rounding up) of the 328 million US pop is a tiny percentage of Americans. So for the vast, vast majority of Americans, even with the six degrees of separation, the deadliness of this horrible pandemic only exists on TV or iPhone. The vast majority of us do not have a family member who has passed away in 2020 from covid-19. Now one would think/hope that the now exploding case count would make everyone more fearful and obediant (and I mean obedient in a good way, like, compliant), but it's actually having the reverse effect bc so many people are getting a positive result and then realize that they're completely fine. (Although we still don't know the long term effects, do we?)
4. Four and five are basically the same thing it's basically just conflict of interest. (And it's conspiracy theory stuff.) If the government wants more control over the citizens, to become more and more like china, then leaning into this pandemic works very well for them.
5. Likewise, if pharmaceutical companies want more profits, then leaning into this pandemic works really well for them too. Again, that's the stuff of conspiracy, and any drug company could always be accused of profiting off calamity and illness; any arms manufacturer could likewise be accused of scheming/plotting for war.
Personally, I have taken all the recommended steps in my state, including not visiting family for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and I wear a mask any/every time I step out my front door. (Although I will admit that sometimes when I go for a walk in the woods, and I know that nobody's around, I lower the mask.)
But America prides itself on being the home of "the free and the brave", and there are a lot of people who take that seriously. If they can't see the pandemic with their own eyes and everyone they know is healthy, then they begin to think of people sitting alone at home in front of flickering screens as cowards.
Basically, anti-maskers are saying "I don't believe it because I can't see it with my own eyes."
Edit: fixed number 4 |
Who are the hottest p-stars you guys know? | Your mother. |
Which beer (brand and or flavor) is your go to that you would recommend? | Yuengling for me. |
What feels great physically but feels bad mentally? | Cheating on someone. |
What is the most oddly specific question you have ever been asked? | I get asked quite a lot about why I married my wife, but with not so subtle “taking our women” undertones. If it’s in a group of racists I usually reply with “because we love each other and the relationship works, just like when a lot of people get divorced or stay single if they don’t find a good person” pisses them off but they asked me a stupid question and they got a stupid answer |
People who years ago thought they'd never find a partner / be lonely forever, how are you doing now? | still alone |
How does it feel to know that Flash is no more on the internet? | Good. Fuck Flash. It was a security nightmare and a piece of shit coding on day one. |
What amount of wood do you think a woodchuck who could chuck wood could chuck? | A wood chuck could chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck |
Whats your 3 favorite PC games of all time? | I loved Doom and Wolfenstein 3D |
What's your favorite genre of books/movies/anime/etc? | Sci Fi |
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