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Why can we still play Adobe Flash Games if we turn the settings to allow on websites, even though they said they would stop supporting it?
Yes it just means they wont keep it up to date and shit, so it may not work for everything
People afraid of taking a life changing risk, what's holding you back?
Previous failures have made me a paranoid ball of anxiety and self doubt.
Have you ever known someone named after a piece of fiction, media, video game, etc? What was the name and what did they think of it?
I bet a large portion of humans are named after characters in the Bible.
People who's had youtube premium before was it worth it?
You can listen to music without having the app open. But there’s also Spotify so meh
What are your thoughts on religion?
I am convinced they're made just to keep people in line.
What's your favorite movie quote?
"Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes."
Sleepwalkers, what is the weirdest place you've woken up in the morning?
Canada
If you were a villain in a show, what would separate you from other villains?
Gargantuan cock
What is the exact number of members in the Knights of the Round Table?
More than one
which commericals you actually do stay to watch?
I've watched a few Dr. Squatch commercials. They're amusing, but they haven't gotten me to buy their product.
People who’ve had covid-19 and lived, do you feel that something’s wrong with your body and if so what is it related to? Is it your sleep cycle? Mental health? Body pain?
Couldn’t taste or smell so not trying to be to nsfw it’s the perfect ass eating virus.
What happens if you stop listening to music?
You stop hearing music.
When and how did you know that you were into the opposite sex?
When 8008135 was life baby
You can an infinite amount of one thing, but it cannot be a physical object. What would it be and why?
Energy isn’t physical. I just nuked the universe
Now that's it's closer to 2030 than 2010, what are you doing with your life?
In 2010 I was making homebrew GBA games and thought I was a master programmer for plug and pasting. In 2021 I work for a Fortune 500 company and think I am a master programmer for plug and pasting. In 2030 I’ll likely be working for a Fortune 500 company at the top and think I’m a master programmer for plug and pasting
Married ppl- What advice did you think you would never need in your marriage and some you wish you got beforehand?
Best advice I got was never say or do anything when your wife is not there that you wouldn't say or do if she was standing next to you
[Serious] What’s lonely mean to you?
Lonely is when you're surrounded by people and it feels like you're alone anyway.
What was your favorite flash game?
Age of War
What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
People whose posts/tweets/videos went viral, what was it about?
It was about an absurd thing that i once had someone say to me. I enjoy it when my posts are well received. It's nice to feel appreciated even if it's in a context like this, where it's not as important. When this post exploded though, it exploded a little more than i was comfortable with. Apparently at least 4 thousand people saw it and liked it. Well I used to tell the same story in my day to day life, and now I don't think i can anymore, because I want to remain anonymous. in the grand scheme of the internet 4 thousand people seeing something i posted is nothing, but it's still a little too high profile for me to feel comfortable.
How far into the year do you think you can hold your shit in for?
Im shitting rn. Seems like i already lost.
What's the scariest near death story of yours?
I jumped off a cliff and my shoe tipped a rock and flew off. I panicked and tried to stay calm through a 1000 ft plummet.
What is the stupidest way you have hurt yourself?
Lit my self on fire once
We are hopefully going on a mini U.S. road trip in may. Any suggestions? (Sleeping in car) What to do, where to go, ect?
The united states won't be a good place to be road tripping for awhile man. Set it off till 2022.
What is the font used in memes?
Its mostly "Impact" font.
How do you let someone know that they constantly interrupt you, talk over you and that they don't listen to what you're trying to say if you're convinced that when you try, they will interrupt you, talk over you and that they won't listen to what you're trying to say?
By using a non lethal on them (pepper spray or a taser works) getting a mega phone and screaming at them through it to shut the fuck up every-once and a while.
If you were to pick only one item to represent yourself, what would it be and why?
You (;
That viral video of the park ranger tasing the hiker, hilarious? Why or why not?
Not hilarious. Egregious misuse of power.
What’s your favorite holiday food?
Mashed potatoes
What was you favorite Adobe Flashplayer game?
Club penguin
(Honest). What advice can you give to somebody who is stuggling to accept who they are and not be pressured to fit the mold?
Fuck everyone else. The mold is gonna change and the sheep are not gonna know what to be next. But if you’re true to yourself, you ain’t ever got to worry about what’s cool or in style. Being a part of some clique or trend in an effort to fit in just makes you smaller and simpler and more replaceable.
quickcharging - how 9v/1.67A charger charges a phone battery faster than 5v/2A charger? if voltage is similar to water pressure in a pipe and current is like water flow and battery capacity is in maH. is'nt it right to think more the current faster the charging?
5x2= 10 watts. 9x1.67= 15 watts. There's some inefficiencies and losses but more watts means faster charging.
people who havnt wiped their ass in a year why?
Bidet.
If u had a gun to ur head and they said sing one song without any flaws what u singing?
Self composed: Panic Song.
If you were half your age knowing what you know today, what would you tell your younger self?
“The moment you hear the word “Bitcoin” and “Tesla” - use ALL of your college tuition to buy as much as possible and sell in late December 2017 for Bitcoin, keep Tesla thru at least the end of 2020 and keep your eye on it closely after that.”
What do do buy every two weeks!?
Do do. But the soft kind, not the hard kind.
What movie did rotten tomatoes get entirely wrong?
Battlefield Earth! Hahahaha, just kidding fuck that movie!
What solid argument did someone make online that actually changed your entire viewpoint?
I actually find this question very intriguing, hope this blows up.
Whats your favorite video game bug the you wanted to keep or got to keep?
The skyrim invisichest in dawnstar. Makes restarting the game onearlier consoles bearable
[Serious] People who always ask for a receipt... why?
Taxes, proof of purchase, alibi.
So, New Zealanders.... Why are you living in the past?
What kind of reaction were you hoping to bait from people?
What is an invasive/rude question or comment people make way too much without realizing it?
Asking childless couples anything having to do with having kids: When are you having kids? Why don't you have kids? Are you planning on having kids? I've been asked this by complete strangers before. You never know someone's situation. They may be struggling with fertility. They could have just miscarried. There could be other health problems that keep them from wanting to have their own children. And it's just none of your damn business.
What do you wish you knew when you were half of your current age?
Invest bitcoin
What item do you purchase every two weeks no matter what?
NOS energy drink. Love this stuff, even though its bad for me. Everything in moderation.
What totally normal name makes you giggle for some stupid reason?
Mike Hunt
who’s making the “haven’t showered since last year!” joke?
Totally not me.
Whats the darkest thing you've seen in a childrens show?
commercials for birth control
Single moms who have onlyfans, how much do you earn on average monthly?
I would assume that would be drastically different depending on content and overall looks
What was the top song on the day you were born?
Close to you.- The Carpenters.
What is something that sounds sexual, but isn't?
"He's already inside"
What is it like living in your imagination?
It's a melting pot of Happy, Sad, Dark, Beautiful, Bloody, Sexual, Exciting and Horrifying
What happens if everyone in the world starts calling on the phone at the same time?
Nothing
Who is the most intelligent person you have ever met?
surely not myself
What came back to bite you in the ass?
My dog after biting me the first time
What's the best response if someone says "you are weird?"
Same to you
If blood is in the veins, why do we still bleed from a small cut in the skin?
Small capillary vessels in the skin. They store blood and transfer it from the veins to the arteries. I learned that in class. I'm going to a veterinarian school.
If pi is irrational, does that mean that our numerical system is somehow flawed? How is the system of numbers we rely on for understanding everything in the known universe unable to accurately describe something that is so inherently integral to it?
i don't think you understand the meaning of irrational
What would be the worst features to give to a sex robot?
Menstrual cycle and a ‘type’
What things are the USA actually number 1 at?
Number of population incarcerated. 2.2million.
How often do you replace the kitchen sponge?
Every few weeks
What's the most inappropriate thing someone's told you at your job?
I was a cashier at a gas station for a hot second. While I was working alone, a guy came into the store to buy beer. He came up and when I asked for his ID, he told me he wouldn't do it unless I gave him my number. I told him no. He told me he would show me a good time. I said unless he gave me his card I wasn't gonna sell him beer. He said if I gave him one night, he would blow my brain and I would love him. Then he made a noise that sounded so gross I can;t even describe it... sexy walrus fart? IDK.
What feels great physically but feels bad mentally?
wearing sweat pants to a christmas dinner.
People who have killed someone in self defense, what happened?
Broke in through a window. I announced myself. No duty to retreat in my state so I turned a corner and opened fire. Hit one, other ran. Died on my living room floor. Don't feel good about it, but I don't regret it either. Substantial legal fees later I was home free. Caught a civil suit from the dead offender and his cohort but that never went anywhere. Could've counter-sued but that seemed a little harsh. His family didn't make him break into my home. Expensive mistake for everyone involved. Especially because I don't even own a television. The second most expensive thing I owned at the time was in my hands, and the first was behind me in my room.
[Serious] People who were severely bullied at school. How has this effected you later in life?
Stick and stones may break my bones but words will haunt you forever. I rather take a beating then being called worthless. No matter what I have accomplished I still feel worthless, stupid and never amounted to anything. After years of hearing that you believe it.
Where do you most consistently eat your meals?
At home.
Have you ever been with someone that doesn’t love you back? What do you do in that situation if you have kids?
Wow! What a question for the first day of the year! Even though, I am not in your situation. As a kid of divorced parents I will give you my perspective. 1) They can understand it when you are not happy. They want you to be happy and if that means you need to take a divorce so be it. Even if they are young they will understand. I was five when my parents split, I could not understand the reason until I was in high school but I am glad they did. 2) Do not take it out on them, they deserve better. They are not there to solve your problems. Do not use them as a middle man for your arguments. Do not talk shit about the other parent, even if they deserve it. It really stuck out that my father always encouraged me to be polite to my mother, while my mother talked shit about my father. 3) Are you sure they do not love you back? Thats from my adult perspective. Communication is a key to healthy relationship. It takes a lot of courage to address such things, but it's worth it. 4) If splitting is the only option, you should consider your financial independence. I am no expert but other subs like r/personalfinance can help you. I wish you the best! Have a happy new year!!
For people with diagnosed depression, what are your daily symptoms and how do you cope with them?
I cope with my symptoms by taking medication (citalopram). That isn’t a perfect cure though, and sometimes depression still gets the better of me. I’ll try to nap and see if that fixes anything (being tired makes adults grumpy too, not just toddlers). I have a couple friends who’ve been there for me for years, and I’ll talk to them about it. I have a notebook where I write letters to one of my friends who passed in 2018, and clearing my head on paper helps sometimes. Sometimes I’ll smoke weed and watch stupid movies. Sometimes I’ll go on long drives and blast music and sing along as loud as I can. Sometimes I’ll force my body to take care of itself (take a shower, cook some food). I don’t really have a perfect, every-time solution. I’ve been living with severe depression for almost a decade now, so I’m pretty good at figuring out what “kind” of depression I’m feeling and what would make it feel better. I also got a cat to help, because I have to take care of him. If I run out of food, I’ll just be hungry. If he runs out of food, I have to go to the grocery store, and while I’m there I might as well buy human groceries. I can’t stay in bed all day because he needs to be fed and played with and cuddled. I can’t quit my job and die because he needs me to take care of him.
How much India is ahead of Pakistan, is there even comparison between them?
????? Since when did incoherent attempts at politics become a thing in this sub lmfao
What is the dumbest thing you argued about?
me and my friends were on a lot of adderall and spent 2 hours arguing how a brain is like a computer
What are things you think leaves a good impression on someone ?
just smiling and being friendly towards them, just steering away from all hostility
Guys, what would you do if you were transformed into body of a girl for 24h?
I'm willing to bet I could get a hot girl quicker as a woman lol.
What could be ancient wisdom that there were aliens that our ancestors left us?
Stonehenge
What are terrible gender inequalities that no one knows about?
Women will never know the horror of when your penis touches the front of a public toilet after sitting down
What food have you never eaten, but that you really want to try?
fugu. if it's worth possibly dying for then it must be good
Is it a button up or a button down and what other phrases are similar to this you might say backwards?
Kinda related i just think it's cool. There's a british comedian who pointed this out. Button your shirt is a phrase that exists alone. But like chit chat doesn't. You can have a chat, never a chit. You have hanky panky, never hanky or panky.
How do you believe in something that you don’t believe in?
If it might get you fired from your job
What‘s the reason for that big health bar in the sky that says “Godzilla”?
Thats just the devs beta testing features for the next updates. Dont worry about it, its a visual glitch
What is the worst or best thing that happened to you last year?
my dog passing away
Whats the possibility that three horsemen went into a bar, ordered coronas, fireballs, and hurricanes to get a bill of $20.20?
I’d say the odds are about 20 2 1
How would you describe you life choices to your pet?
Well my dog is a beagle so she would get it. “You know how you like to sleep all day unless there’s food? Yeah me too.”
If domestic dogs were the size of commercial jets, how would we go about training and disciplining them?
Obviously we wouldn’t...
How does one expect the unexpected?
Hope for the best but plan for the worst.
Who is the most likeable fictional character?
Sokka from ATLA
What is the most unique cake flavor or cake decoration you’ve experienced?
Happy cake day
What is the right way to cut toast?
Diagonal
Are you symbolic/sentimental? Why?
I am actually, despite how I try to seem, very sentimental. I will keep pretty much anything anyone gives me. I still have cards I was given two years ago, clothes I wore as a teenager... I honestly don't know why I am so sentimental. I just am. I just like having things that are comforting and familiar.
What is a common fact that is terrifying if overlooked?
The coming environmental crisis.
Why did Adobe flash have to go?
It was a shitty piece of code from the very beginning. It used up large amounts of energy on cell phones. It had horrible security and was a vector for all sorts of shenanigans.
[Serious] What is the most depressing moment in your life?
When I was a teenager, I was a loner, an outcast, having undiagnosed mental conditions, and a family with nowhere near enough money or power to even think about what we could've done about it. Then my grandfather passed away, sending me spiraling even deeper into self-doubt with the belief that I'm nothing more than a leech; a burden unto my friends and family. Even now, I've seen a therapist, for as long as we could afford, and I've been deemed unable to be employed, but before then, when I was trying my hardest to find a job and actually do something, I ended up calling the suicide hotline every other day for a week, and admittedly talking about anything to avoid the reason I called, and by the fourth call that would've lasted another few hours in the middle of the night, the person on the other end told me to stop calling them. I should be clear that she tried to soften the blow by saying something along the lines of that it's only for "people that have a knife in their hand..." but either way, that sent me right back into that spiral, indirectly telling me that even the people that said they're here to help me know that I'm a lost cause. And, true, I'm not dead, but that's only because the pills I took that night just so happened to be homeopathic.
Brexit is finalized. How fucked is your business?
I’m ‘merican, mother fucker
What is the meaning behind your username?
Santa fired me
What’s the most embarrassing thing you have done?
go to mcdonald’s with $19.34 in my bank account and my order be $19.40
What if you could change 1 thing in your past and why?
If this would be anything my friend not dying from brain cancer
Who do you think will win the Royal Rumbles this year?
John Cena, but you won't see him
What will you miss most from the past decade?
Amateur pornhub vids
If you have one choice to revisit a certain year, what would it be and why?
Revisit no, stay yes
(SERIOUS) Was there ever a time when you thought you were actually going to die? If so, is it also true that you see your life flash before your eyes? How was it like?
When I was nearly fatally stabbed I thought I was going to die. When I was in a coma after smacking my head on the concrete I was probably going to die. I'm thinking if I get almost killed again I'm either going to die or get a god complex. I suppose I'll share the stabbing story. I was robbed, told to hand over my wallet, decided to get smart because I had paltry cash and a bank card that didn't work. They didn't laugh, I turned and reached for my knife and got caught in the back. The only way to describe it is 'cold'. Both meanings; it takes a cold motherfucker to stab someone in the back, and when it went in it was cold, it felt like I got shanked with an icicle. It didn't really hurt, it was just extremely uncomfortable. I can still smell the fuck who tried to gut me. I can smell the autumn air, I can remember the exact spot to the inch where I was standing. I could hear the dead leaves blowing in the trees, I remember the "let's dip, n\*\*ga". I remember my friend making fun of me for keeping my phone in my inside jacket pocket, but they didn't find it. I called an ambulance and stayed conscious long enough to see the lights down the end of the block. I was extremely fortunate, the dipshit managed to barely graze my kidney and poke my stomach. No ruptures, no major lacerations. If I found the fucker today, I'd know him instantly. I don't care about the laws of the land, that man tried to murder me. As you can tell I'm really not over it. I did therapy for a while but I've never met a therapist who was the victim of an attempted murder. I don't remember anything as far as "god I'm going to die" I just remembered that a lot of people loved me and they would be mad if I died. So I just held on.
If you were about to be murdered, what would you say to your killer before you die, that would psychologically fuck them for the rest of their life?
uwu stab me harder
What if fishes also consider taking baits and lures as recreational activities? They might like the thrill of being able to take the baits without being caught by humans?
I dont imagine they like being stabbed in the mouth for it.
If no one knew that you did it, how much money would you individually pay to end covid completely?
(checks savings) $0.47.