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People who were not sleeping on 00:00 what were you doing?
Shots over video call with my buddies.
People that buy fireworks to shoot on any holiday besides the 4th of July, why?
most countries don't celebrate the 4th of july, is america the only one that should have fireworks lol?
What is something you wish you had never learned?
That angora rabbits are plucked alive for their fur as are down geese. I hate humans.
Ex anti-vaxxers, what made you realize that you were wrong?
My kids died lol
How was everyones year? How do you feel?
i didn't have the best 2020 but i ended it with a huge win last night
How much are you in debt, and why?
About 11k because of university. I'm in my last year and I've done my best paying off the debt each year because I wanted to graduate debt, free. I'm planning on paying this off right out of school, so I can start saving for MYSELF immediately
Whats the best song you know?
Ricochet, by Starset https://youtu.be/SaC0YVaIMno
[Serious] What is the worst mistake you've ever made in your life?
When I was 14 we learned my mother was going to die from kidney failure within a week. It wasn't very surprising at the time because she had been in multiple hospitals for a year and a half at that point due to various complications. I had the chance to be in the room with her when they took her off life support, I wasn't. I have made some stupid mistakes in my life, but nothing compares to that. I regret not seeing her that last time so much that it haunts me to the point of tears at times.
What was the most important day of the past year for you?
When a friend I liked confessed her feelings to me. It was bliss while it lasted but distance and other things proved troublesome
If you could add 1 more commandment to the 10 commandments of the Bible, what would it be?
Thou shalt not repost
People who have yet to wear a mask this year, what's stopping you?
I'm at home.
What if Thanos had snapped all the idiots in the universe? The “stupid” half of humanity is gone, so what happens?
I imagine there's always a stupid half of the left over half.
What is something that made/makes you say “Not today Satan”?
When Satan texted me and said, “meeting today, right?” And I said “not today Satan, remember they moved it to Monday.”
James Bond, Rick Sanchez, and John Wick are all enemies in a movie. Who wins and why?
Wick is the most human of all of them, and probably has taken more damage in 3 movies than the other two have in their whole franchises. Bond is a spy. Killing is a side effect. He's good at it, but his focus is achieving the mission, not assassination. (Movie Bond, anyway. Book Bond was totally an assassin.) Rick? Rick's a cybernetically augmented psychopath who makes time and space his bitch. If it wasn't a movie, Wick and Bond would be dead before they realize it's even a fight. But the rules say it's a movie, so we need to get at least 90 minutes out of it. Keanu's currently king, so even though he's got the worst odds, the fans dictate he wins.
When did you realise you have emotionally immature parents and how do you cope with it?
You realize that the enormous majority of humans never really grow up the whole way, and you stop judging your parents for being part of that majority that never learns to see past their own ego or understand the limitations of their personal life experience.
People who went to college/uni later in life, how did it work out for you? Did you get the usual college experience or was it totally different?
I got a job and I had the typical university experience. All night studying (but I don't think I've ever done an all nighter), partying, meeting people, yadda yadda. I can see a clear difference in quality of life by pursuing some sort of post-secondary education in comparison to some friends that did not. I am grateful that I pushed myself to get through my program.
What are the few stretches and exercises that wfh folks should do who sit or lie down for hours everyday in the name of work?
The stroking of the cock
What is your preferred medium to express yourself?
I communicate out of my face
Hawaiians, Alaskans and Pacific Islanders how does it feel to be stuck in the past?
wow they are SO last year
Guys who go down on other guys. Do you use premium or regular gas?
Premium
To the kids who picked their nose, and ate their boogers, how's life?
Good, I still have a constant source for extra calories
What's the worst dream you ever had (nightmare, or lewd dreams that made you want to "not wake up")?
I relived my father's funeral but I saw how he died and everyone dropped dead but me in there I went home and all my family was dead I was hunted down for the murder of all of them and I was my death over and over again it ended when I committed Suicide
What would happen if everyone on Earth stood as close to each other as they could and jumped, everyone landing on the ground at the same instant?
Nothing
Why are you to decide what is and isn't acceptable?
i can decide what's acceptable to me
What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place?
We’d have a wac a mole.
How do you feel about the fact that we're 1/5 of the way through this century?
I feel nothing about it
What's your fondest firework story or memory?
Last year using a slingshot to launch m80s into the air. Very stupid but also lots of fun
How are you knowing that MF DOOM has sadly passed away?
Sad as fuck, my little brother got me into his stuff a few years back. He didn't even get to see the new year.
How has leaning something about a partner's sexual history made you uncomfortable?
Said that a guy had raped her before. She worked with him snd that her job would do nothing. Turns out after I was dating her, that it was just what she told guys she was dating. So there would be no reason to suspect she was cheating with him
Streamers (and you tubers), how did you grow your channels and become successful?
Cleavage
What celeb that came out as gay actually shocked you?
kevin spacey because he did it right after being accused of sexual assault
What’s the weirdest stuff you’ve done or thought as a result of sleep deprivation?
Ate raw uncooked rice and didn't notice until I finished
What’s something you’ve done in the past that still makes you cringe?
It's a totally normal human thing for memories of stupid stuff you've done in the past to make you cringe, no matter if you're male or female. Just realize that if you had NOT grown as a person you would not be able to understand why what you did is a poor choice. That means that you have grown, and THAT is something worthy of celebration.
When we reach the year 3000 do y'all think we'll actually live underwater? Why or why not?
Nope, because we're all dead.
What was the the last thing to scare the living shit out of you?
The first time I got strangled, nothing will compare to that.
If every human somehow simply disappeared from the face of the Earth, how long would it be before the last artificial light source would go out?
The lights generated from dams. The Hoover dam in particular. Either that or the dollar store solar gnome light my mom has had in her front flowers since 95, that fucker is a tank!
What word do you always question the spelling of, no matter how many times you come across it? Why?
I am always suspicious of 'bananananananananana'
If you woke up invisible, what would be the first thing you do?
Go back to sleep
What is it called when you spin your head too fast and see a figure like a shadow fade in and out ?
Heroin
What’s your favorite cookie?
Oreo, but my name is not milk.
Whatever possessed you to buy a used mattress? How’d that work out for you?
Did it for years when living on my own. Some of the best matras and beds ever. Rich neighborhood bring amazing things to goodwill
There is a giant health bar in the sky, how do you react?
I'd start kicking objects around me to see if it effects the bar at all.
If you suddenly began rising steadily at 1 foot per second, how exactly would you die? Would you freeze or suffocate first?
I'd rot away under my brother's bunk bed.
What's your first meal of the decade?
Champagne
[Serious]Considering how utterly irrational and malicious some of the world's most powerful people have proven to be, how good do you feel about yourself?
I know this says serious , but I feel like the first part and second part don’t really make sense with each other
How did your first kiss happen?
In line for Chili fries at an amusement park Not exactly Jimmy Smooth on that one
What's an embarrassing memory you have?
Eating a kiwi
If you suddenly began rising steadily at 1 foot per second, how exactly would you die? Would you freeze or suffocate first? Or something else?
I'd just stick to the ceiling so no dieing for me
What is the most useless letter in the alphabet?
U
What did you learn about a partner's sexual history that made you have negative feelings?
When I found out that my partner boned someone other than me while we were in an "monogamous" relationship. Negative feelings indeed.
People that drive, why do you wear a mask inside your car with the windows rolled up?
I don't want to touch my face to take it off
What’s your cringiest childhood memory that makes you think “I can’t believe I did that”?
I have many, but the one that sticks out to me most: It was back when Kobe Bryant was being accused of sexual assault- like 2003? So I was 9/10 and my mom and I are checking out at the grocery store. I would read the magazines on the rack as we waited. I saw a word I didn’t know, which was weird because I was total bookworm and had a decent sized vocabulary. We are getting checked out, the cashier is scanning our items, my mom is digging through her purse for something. We had the following conversation: Me:“Mom?” M:“Yes?” Me: “Mom, what’s ‘rape’?” She freezes, looks at me, and has the most bewildered look on her face. She asked me why I was asking and I pointed to the magazine. The cashier looked at my mom almost like she was apologizing for the magazine m. My mom “I’ll tell you when we get to the car”. Looking back I feel so mortified for my mom lol
The title of the last song you listened to describes how the next year us going to shape up. How's it looking for you?
Prison sex. Looks like I'm in for a wild ride.
If people had wheels and could fly, how would we differentiate them from airplanes?
We would secure, contain, protect and keep them away from public
What is something you are scientifically curious about but would be considered quite insignificant to warrant any real research on it?
Why do mosquito bites itch? Surely from an evolutionary standpoint that is a major failure for mosquitoes, if they didn't itch they would be so much more successful, why didn't over time mosquitoes with slightly less itchy bites gain an advantage and slowly breed out the more itchy ones?
How long could a nuclear submarine last in orbit?
Put something designed for pressure into an almost pure vacuum, I’d say not long at all. The inhabitants would probably die very quickly, before it even properly left Earth’s atmosphere.
What are the chances of overtightening a rifle scope mount ring and damaging the scope by using a screwdriver with 4mm bits but without lever - so no 90° wrench tool?
I'd say none if you know what you're dooing
What was something that you teacher taught you that ended up being false?
That America was founded by respectable English families, in search of religious freedom.
What’s the most impulsive decision you’ve ever made and how did it pan out?
I kissed her. She was so close to my face and I could not resist. She was unbelievably beautiful. If I could just kick her once, my life would be complete. She kicked me out of the class.
What was your first kiss like?
I was a young gay boy, she was a young lesbian girl. Can I make it any more obvious? It was bad and awkward.
What is the probability that hitlerwas a closet bottom gay?
This rumour began through the acceptable homophobia of liberals. There is no evidence to this
What's something that's considered weird that you would want normalized?
More acceptable working hours for night owls and early risers, if the job can be done at any time of the day. Of course I’m aware that a lot of jobs require a schedule that fits into most people’s routine. But I think that this year has shown us that a lot of things don’t have to involve commuting, 9-5 Monday to Friday to get the job done. Personally I’m more productive in the evening, but I understand that most people are tired at this point.
What's the worst thing parents can say to their child on their 18th birthday?
Move out
[serious] Are detachable shower heads necessary for female hygiene? Why/why not?
No? I mean why would it be?
Have you ever picked up habits from friends/partners? If so, why and how did they stick?
Drug use
How does it feel to be named after a family member?
Great. As long as it’s not Louis the *VIth* :D
What is one thing you questioned as a child, and still don't know the answer to?
Why are people so into politics
What is the most overrated life experience?
“College experience”
What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds?
Depends on the weight I guess
What do you think this decade's biggest news will be?
Ever heard of covid?
What is your favourite sex hack you have learned over the years?
Putting a finger in the vagina and booty hole at the same time takes a screenshot
What if you had an ability that came from one anime what would you use it for?
Death Note - Covid
How dangerous is it, really, to be in a pool during a thunderstorm?
Probably very. The electricity could move through the rain and into the water in the pool, making it a giant Zappy death trap. Or even strike the pool directly
What race of pussy do you prefer?
Tigers are cool but I've always been a lion person myself
What did you just do?
happy 2021
When's a time where you were so mad you wanted to hit/yell at someone but couldn't?
Let me preface this with I would never hurt my children, I love them dearly, but on the daily both my male children make me want to punch the shit out of them.
What's the strangest thing that turns you on?
Not sure how strange it is but I've always been turned on by a woman wearing a ribbon around her throat
What would happen if you were in a boat or a plane that got hit by lightning? Or a submarine?
Say “ok” then forget it happened
People who wear shoes inside the house, why?
My feet are always cold
What is a song that every generation should hear?
ACDC High Way to Hell Simple Man Carry On My Wayward Son
Is nationalism important or a waste of time, why?
I think a healthy love for your country and desire to see it reach its potential is important. The blind devotion to your country just because it’s your country is not good, and leads to a lot of problems we’re seeing worldwide politically since 2015-16
What movies were a lot less fucked up then the book they were based on?
Most classic Disney movies.
[Serious]What aspects of life become more enjoyable when you know you will soon die?
Not giving a fuck so you do what ever Consequences won’t last long at that point
What would happen if lightning struck a bullet in midair?
I don't know but I want to see this now
What recent, non sci-fi film set in modern times would seem like dystopian science fiction if shown 50 years ago?
Snowden?
what is the scariest near death experience you ever experienced?
I used to hustle, when I was a senior in high school I stumbled into the the big leagues by absolute dumb luck. I was making more money than anyone would prob believe. Anyhow I was dojng so well I must have came on some actual gangsters radar and they thought I was an easy target, so one one random night they broke into my familys house and attempted to rob me. I wasn't alone, my mother was home and I was getting high with my buddy. 5 guys with guns tied us up and started to beat my friend and I while a couple of them searched my house. They didn't find shit because I didn't keep anything there. Obviously they got progressively more angry and beat me more and more demanding I give up my stash. It was a severe beating. Eventually the one got tired of this shit and stabbed me under my ass cheek kind of... Which nicked my femoral and basically from what I'm told shot blood everywhere. They panic and flee. I woke up 4 days later in the hospital. My mother and friend witnessed the entire thing. I should mention I grew up in a very safe upper middle class kind of rural area that doesn't have these things happen. It was intense. My friend still talks to a shrink about the event 16 years later.
Have you refused to be monitored when working at home, how did it go?
Haven't been in this situation, but if a manager couldn't judge me by my work output, I'd be actively looking for a new job.
You are 80 years old and your grandchildren ask you how you were as a kid. What do you tell them?
"how are you here i ended the bloodline what the fuck"
In 24 hours, zombie uprising starts. You have $1000. How do you prepare?
Enough for me to go to New Zealand
What are some good combinations of medication that can be used to cure cough, sore throat..?
Raw yolks mixed with milk and honey, you sip this lukewarm mixture letting it slide on your affected area. If the problem persist you need to get that checked it may be an infection that requires antibiotics.
What's the cutest insult you ever heard of?
Someone once called me a "big dummy head" because I almost ran them over in a parking lot.
You are accused of not social distancing at the grocery store, how do you plead?
“fuck you, i’m wearing my mask, you bitch”
People who are dead, how did you die?
Death
What’s the worst thing to wake up to?
Headache
How do you deal with the knowledge that your best friend's best friend isn't you?
Knowing that my best friend’s best friend’s best friend is me.
If you are able to spend $1000 every minute, for 24 hours you win $1 million. What is your strategy?
Give $1,000 to a registered charity every minute. But first, set up my own registered charity. Boom... $2,440,000.
Have you ever experienced glitches in time? If yes, then how was it? (Serious)
I often flailed around with my arms as a child, enjoyed my long arms, and often rested my body weight on the tips of my fingers against kitchen counter-tops, tables, etc. and sometimes when I let go and turned around found that I was *several meters/many feet from* said object I had just hit or rested against a second ago. This happened so many times that it became a mix between annoying and entertaining. I knew how silly it sounded, but since it kept on happening I eventually brought it up with my father whom just commented with a smile and a shruggish “Oh, well, such things do happen quite a lot more often than people give attention to. Nice of you to notice it and to remember it for more than a few seconds. Points to keen attention.” or something to that effect, as he often did with such matters. It did not make it less annoying.
What artist's music would you want to be fed into a neural network AI to generate new "music"?
Thom Yorke
Have you witnessed someone being killed? If yes, then how did it happen? (Serious)
Heard, didn't see this, but I was working at a motor race event a few years ago, and nearby there was an aerobatic competition taking place. I was facing one way, and the guy with me was facing behind me. He suddenly said "oh that doesn't look good." I turned and saw nothing, but very shorty after heard the sound of one of the planes crashing. Apparently, it had been spiralling down to the ground, and crashed - killing the pilot - just as I turned around.
What’s something you’re always wanted to do, have the resources to do, and yet still likely never will?
Teach in a foreign country