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Why you can't sleep?
I am with a homie that needs my help
when did you first realize that traps weren't actually women with dicks but just dudes?
Takes me back to my elementary days...
What celebrity have you been told you look like?
George Clooney
If you were given five million dollars to open a small museum, what kind of museum would you create?
A small one
Which year of your life would you most like to relive?
2020
You are in a game of among us, but it is in real life, who/what would you want your imposter partner to be,or what would you wear? What would you want for your skin, or your hat, and who/what would you want to be your pet?
My partner would be you so i could observe everything you do and use that information to frame you for ejection
How do you address the beginning of an addiction to a friend/family member in a way which they don’t feel attacked?
If they are in any way dependent on you then don't be afraid to set firm ground rules. You don't owe them an explanation.
What is the most DUMBEST thing you've said with pride?
When I worked at a call centre and someone said "Q for cucumber" to me.
What do you think of the changes that is going to happen to the world in next 100 years?
Robots are coming. If the job situation is tricky in places now, what about the future with robots? I guess there has to be something that will reduce the population on earth a fair bit, so we got that to look forward to.
People who are into Crime Thriller/Horror/Psychological genre books, what are some of your favourites?
The House of Leaves is one of the most incredible and affecting books I’ve ever read, and pretty much covers the genres you sited. Enjoy it.
Have you ever won a lawsuit? What was it for?
Man sues dry cleaners for $67 million because they lost his pants. [(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearson_v._Chung]
What’s one thing people try to change in you, but fail to do so? [serious]
My drive to succeed.
What were the first words you said this year?
Happy new year to my wife
What is the DUMBEST thing you've heard someone say with pride?
"Trump 2020"
People used to be self-conscious, how did you cope/come to accept with your looks?
I'm honestly very self-conscious myself and can't help but see a thousand flaws with my body. Wearing a mask all the time has actually made me more comfortable in public lol
What are some good get to know questions for groups?
"So... How'd the first time you got arrested happen?".
You have just killed somebody. Where do you hide the body, and how do you make sure nobody finds it?
I hit the emergency report button so the body gets picked up without being found. Then, I say I hit “report” because I got worried things were too quiet.
How is someone supposed to know that their antidepressants are working, as in what is normal supposed to feel like?
Word of advice from a weary traveller. DO NOT TAKE YOURSELF OFF THEM!!! Too many people make the mistake of thinking ‘oh I feel fine now, I can stop,’ and then they stop cold Turkey. My oldest brother became almost suicidal cause he went off his anti-depressants cold Turkey. So whatever course of action you take and even if you think they’re not doing much be very careful with it. Anyways best of luck :)
What do you do when you're both hungry and high?
**5** **5 dollar** **5 dollar foot-loooooooong**
youtubers that you use to love but have unsubed from and why?
shane dawson, fuck this disgusting cunt. i used to love him i was so stupid
Which productivity app or website do you use?
Twitter, but with a 100% chronological feed. They ruined it.
Which fictional characters have you hated so much that it gave you the urge of wanting to punch them?
Anyone in Riverdale
Who would be on the Canadian Mount Rushmore?
Jordan Peterson
Kissing someone in their sleep, without their consent, is not fair”, says Kristen Bell. Do you agree or disagree? Why?
As a married lady. I disagree.
What’s one thing you remember from your first day of highschool?
An upperclassman pointed at the ground in front of me and shouted “frog.” I flinched. He laughed.
Now that the new decade has begun, whom or what are you happy to have left behind in the last one?
Last time I took drugs except for weed it was 2019. That feels good, because pain killers and benzos completely destroyed my life between the end of 2016 and end of 2019. Never thought I could do it, get sober. But here I am, sober and happy.
What made you walk out of a relationship without a second thought?
When he punched me in the mouth and split my lip.
What's the first book you'll read this year?
Kitchen confidential It’s just so honest. The way he reflects about his career while dropping in little bits of knowledge of how the culinary world works.
People who cheated, why?
I had to cheat on the math exams or else my mom will take away my dino nuggies
What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?
Devil Wears Prada
What is love and what isn’t love?
Baby don't herd me, don't herd me, no more!
What's something people assume about you that's completely wrong?
Im an asian guy with glasses. People assume im bad at driving and good at math. I'm actually bad at both.
What makes your job boring?
God damn routine.
What is the best/worst community for you ?
Best: r/asoiaf great discussions and really friendly Worst: r/instantkarma too many people advocating other people be killed for petty crimes
If you could achieve one awesome thing this year, what would it be?
To make it through this one whilst keeping my son safe
Hey guy how do you face your problem if your problem is your face?
Don't wipe off your face next time he cums on it. Just leave it.
What was the last book length text you wrote, before realizing it was a huge waste of time and said, “Nope. Never mind,” then deleted it?
Arguing with an anti-vaxer, I had this whole thing writtwnt out, but she's kind of family and I didn't want to argue. Two days later she was arguing against masks and I was weak and engaged. Huge waste of time.
A new sandwich shop named “Super Heroes” opens up and it names its hoagies/subs/sandwiches after famous superheroes. Which sandwich matches which hero?
The Aunt May, roast beef sandwich (flopping out of course) with Uncle Ben’s rice.
What to do to please a girl with a 8 inch penis?
If she's got an 8 inch penis, I have some bad news. She's not a girl.
Radiologists, what is the strangest thing you have seen on an X-ray?
My best friend is a xray tech, I know it is not really what you asked but they see the same images. Why do prisoners always put batteries up their penis holes is beyond me, but apparently its pretty common so they get some time out of the prison.
What's your "you can't ask that!" Question you always wanted to ask someone?
Why do people keep having babies when there are so many suffering children already alive needing to be adopted? I hate this narcissistic DNA worship crap. Love makes a family, not DNA.
Highlight moment of this year, whatchu got, eh?
A new saree from my mom and dad for new year gift and morning sex from my husband.
Looking back as an adult, what childhood game taught you the biggest life lesson?
Uno. They knew it was going to hurt and they still hit me...and hit me, and hit me...just kept hitting me. With combos even. The things they said as well my goodness. Showed a side i never seen before. The uno side...
What instincts do humans still have?
The act of eating makes us feel comfortable partly because our hunter gatherer ancestors would only ever eat when they knew they were safe from predators and I'm guessing humans were pretty low on the food chain back then. LPT: chewing gum before going into an interview or competition tricks your brain into thinking you're eating and will help settle your nerves.
Do you think people can be giving and selfless without having expectations, why or why not?
Totally! A lot of people just give in order to help, with zero expectation for a reward. Helping people is their reward.
If you could travel inside of any VR Game, which VR Game would you choose, and why?
BeatSaber looks fun I love music and it's Colorful I wouldn't get bored.
How can you overcome abusive past and become secure? How do you stop the worry and suspicion?
By finding a good therapist
What you do when you spot black ants?
Call the cops
People named karen. How has the meme affected your life?
Had to speak to the manager
What's the worst movie with the best trailer?
Suicide Squad
What's completely normal to do in a crowd but really weird to do alone?
Having a conversation.
What's your dirty dirty sex fantasy?
She cuddles and tells me about her day.
what tv or movie character best represents the concept of "cute"?
Bolt as a puppy from the movie Bolt (2008) I haven’t seen that movie in years but it was the first thing that came to my mind for some reason
Who also sterilizes their phone and wallet?
I mean i sterilise dogs balls but you do you
Why do you sort by new ?
To farm karma.
What is the strangest, “I can’t make this shit up,” thing you have seen in your job?
You ever seen coworkers fucking in the walk-in freezer at work? I have. Ive also seen people peeing around a restaurant. Customers are worst than this btw.
What would you say if you had a few minutes to tell everyone in the world something, and everyone would believe you no matter what you said?
You must send me £20 a month to achieve happiness
What's your favorite war involving Canada?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenian_raids
There are people who don't know Michael Jackson?
Who?
What is the worst thing you witnessed as a child?
When I was 8 maybe 9, my father shot my favorite dog, becouse he was "vicious". He didn't die the first 3 or 4 shots to the head so I know he suffered his last couple minutes. I was told to sit and watch. I've never been the same happy, joyful, full of energy person since. RIP Zeus
What's the best meal you had?
2014,with my family in nice Japanese restaurants. I had steak and my dad and my mom had lobster and scallops
Why the fuck aren't aliens here yet ?
They’re using Apple maps.
What unpopular sport do you play?
I fence. Not sure if thats considered unpopular but its certainly not mainstream.
If you burp and have your mouth closed, where do the gases come out?
Nose mainly And a small amount from ears, and an even smaller amount from your tear ducts
What are some fucked up practices in Hollywood?
pedophilia hidden everywhere / they get away with it
What is the first song you actively listened to this year?
Simple Man
Can you solve this? ...-- .---- -..-. ..--- ----- -..-. .---- -.... / ..--- -..-. ..--- ----. -..-. .---- ...-- -..-. .---- -.... / ...-- -..-. -.... -..-. .---- ----. -..-. -.... -..-. .---- ...-- -..-. .---- -.... if yes, then how did you do it?
i'm assuming it's morse code and im assuming it says never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Why did rabies never cause a zombie apocalypse?
kills too quickly
Women that like married men: what’s the appeal?
Not condoning infidelity, but let's be real, anyone can buy a trophy, but you gotta be the best to win one.
What was the strangest dream you've ever woken up from?
Me being a guy haha and my husband was my wife in that dream.
What would be made infinitely worse if it didn’t make any noise?
Speakers
If you could live in any time period what era would you choose? & Why?
Late 90s to 2000s, because internet isn't toxic like now and let's be honest, before all these social media shit get viral ,internet was way cooler
What actually happened to boarding schools during lockdown?
We still went to school and sat in the class rooms. We just weren't allowed to leave the school campus. But many students just sneak out in the evenings
What’s the one thing you hope/wish for next year?
I just want people to be able to see their loved ones regularly again. I know I want to visit my parents more often.
Each generation can reccomend one movie that they have personally seen in theaters, where does your vote go?
Avengers Endgame
How were you disciplined growing up?
beaten relentlessly with jumper cables.
What is your videogame goal?
To beat Mario 64. Decades later.
What's the best game of truth or dare you've played?
My friend dared me to kiss my crush who was also playing. Thanks to him I have a boyfriend
whats your favourite line from star wars ?
"hello there"
What are the positives and negatives of having or not having siblings?
parents have a distorted view of their own children. Growing up with another kid who is more willing to be harsh with you means that you grow up in a home where you're kept honest, and have a little more perspective about how accepted your behavior is.
If your life had a theme song, what would it be ?
My alarm clock
what is one weird movie?
The lighthouse
Why most of American Dishes are greasy and salty?
we hate ourselves
What was the first computer you used, and what data storage did it use?
Commodore 64 with a cassette deck. Took 119.5 seconds to load the game Rick Dangerous
Where are all the aliens?
Not wasting their time with earth
What is a real life equivalent to getting kicked in the nuts ?
Getting kicked in the nuts.
If the Queen of Denmark knocked on your door right now and asked to be fed, what is the most fancy meal you could serve her without going out for groceries?
We have some kötbullär at home and salmiakki if the queen fancies them.
What is the most terrifying experience you’ve had in a foreign country?
1992 I was walking up the stairs to the ticket booths in the Warsaw, Poland central train station. All of a sudden this dude is falling down the stairs coming to rest a few stairs above where I was standing. Dude had a long screw driver sticking out of his abdomen.
If guns we're banned in the US, what effort would it take to confiscate all of them on a federal level?
it would be impossible. Even if you did a door to door search and confiscate. Even if you pulled every KNOWN firearm.... /r/DIYGuns/ /r/GunnitRust/ etc You cant keep guns out of determined hands. Leave me alone with in almost ANY workshop for a week and Ill have you and yours rearmed.
What is the most funniest thing a student has done when the teacher went out of class?
One of my class is getting carried around every time. I'm 9th grader. It's funny but loud
How do you feel about people who decide to live nomadic lifestyles and live in their camper van?
People should do whatever makes them happy so long as they're not hurting anyone else.
What was the moment you realised the tv/book series you were enjoying was actually terrible?
When the dragons never showed up.
Non-virgins, what advice do you wish you knew before having sex? How would you have done things differently?
Always start with forplay
If everyone here had to recommend something anything, what would you recommend?
80's and early 90's grunge/goth/pop punk music. that shit hits hard ngl
If you were to die tomorrow, why not die now?
Cause that's illegal!
What is a popular holiday destination you would never to go, and why?
The popular spots where LGBTQ people are illegal. I'm pretty sure there are a lot
What things ARE the same way as they used to be?
How stupid people are.
What is the biggest lie you have told yourself?
It will get better
Apart from religion and time, which other made-up concepts do humans obsess about?
Having to fit in... Individuality is way underrated....
What are the best ways to get rid of a hangover?
O and to AWNSER your question don't get sober just stay drunk