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What television show changed the most in tone from the first season to the last? | Lost |
People who called the number ‘for a good time’ in the toilet, where they up for a good time? What happened? | Had a great time. Turned out it was a petting zoo. They had bunnies. |
People in the army what made you join the army or why did you join? | In my country not applying to the army after school is illegal from what I understood. |
What significantly increased your level of happiness? | Regular physical exercise. |
What are your best college memories? | I used to steal high chairs from Taco Bell while drunk |
Dog owners what did your dog do that is funny but actually sad? | She ate a bee and it stung her face while doing so, she was crying but I couldn’t help but laugh about her funny she looked while her cheeks are swelled up. She’s a Husky so she looked so adorable but sad. |
NSFW Why should it be illegal to sacrifice yourself to a cannibal?? | Block her number bro |
If you could do one nice thing to your SO right now, what would it be? | accio so |
What's your opinion on overly optimistic / pessimistic people? | They're not realists. Simple as that. Their own attitude towards the world often blinds them to the truth of what really is happening in the moment. |
What are your 2022 predictions? | I think things will get better, I feel strangely optimistic, I don’t think it is going to be round 2. |
What job can a 17 year old boy get that will pay him $100? | Mow some lawns or do some snow removal |
How do you act like you don't care? | Don't care |
How do you stop relying on others for your happiness? | You are looking at this the wrong way.
Others SHOULD make you happy. We rely on one another for our needs. Society/people are going to make you miserable, happy, etc.
What you need to learn how to do is be functional without outside stimulation deciding how you feel about yourself. And for that to happen, you have to develop a good sense of self, limits, and boundaries. |
What made you sad today? | Adobe Flash |
What is your favorite sport to watch and why? What is your favorite sport to play and why? | Football (soccer, for my American friends) is BY FAR my favourite sport to watch. Love the game of football and it is our national sport here in England (along with cricket, I suppose).
And golf is my favourite sport to play. For while I love football, I sadly cannot play. Golf, though, is something I've always been decent at and I like the exercise as well. |
If there was 1 moment in your past that you could change, what would it be and why? | Being angry at my dad (sorry terribly sad one).
It was February 14th 2014 when I got the best school report I ever had. I ran home after school and wanted to show my family all my good marks that I had in my paper. I came home to my dad laying on the couch, he was a bit pale.
I tried to show him the report but he was kind of non responsive and he said he couldnt look at it now, so I went on to show the report to my grandma a bit angry. He kind of didn’t feel so well so my mom called an ambulance as kind of a standard procudure ( he was at hospital very frequently because he had multiple health issues so I wasn’t worried at all)
One hour later the hospital called us and told us that he died immediatly after arriving there... they couldn’t do anything for him. I wish I could go back and hug him and say I love you dad instead of looking at him angry and walk away from him. |
How do you improve your chest for under $10000? | Exercise. |
[SERIOUS] whats the craziest/scariest tattoo you’ve ever seen? | 'No ragrets' |
In what way is your life a cliche? | I relate to the "main character that is average or bad at everything' trope that I probably just made up oop |
What is everyone’s favorite dance move? | The worm. Lol. |
If you had one week left to live what would you do? | Start giving away my things and eating more unhealthier than usual |
What is the Smartest rickroll ever? | I think the smartest rickroll is where Rick Astley made a post about how he found a photograph from back when he did a concert and a person commented saying something about being there and posted a link and went straight to a Rick roll |
What is the Smartest rickroll ever? | rickrolling Rick himself |
How do you tell if she likes you? | When she tells you |
What social norms do you absolutely Detest? | Praising people for having kids, especially when it's someone that's financially and/or mentally unfit to raise a kid.
Congratulations! You've contributed to overpopulation when we're already strained on resources on a global scale, and another person will grow up in poverty and likely suffer from untreated mental illness because you don't understand how to use contraceptives effectively! Happy day! |
Girls, what is something guys do that they think is normal, but is actually really creepy? | Random flirting.
It's not really as flattering as people would think. Having someone randomly hit on me when I am just trying to live my life, is annoying as fuck and can come across as really creepy. |
What is your reason that you believe in god, when all of the evidence points against him existing, with no proof to be found? | im not religious, im actually heavily athiest, but this question can be answered fairly easily; the belief of god isn't built on proof or hard hitting evidence, it's based on faith. Nothing more nothing less. |
[Serious] It seems like being part of Europe has so many benefits so why would/did anyone vote for brexit? | Imagine being told for decades by the media that *they* are trying to stop *you* from doing things. Imagine being fed a constant diet of ‘we are better than them’, and ‘we saved them in the war’, and ‘they are coming over here to simultaneously take your job *and* claim your benefits’, and also being told without nuance any distinction between legal and illegal immigration, and then factor in the social media bubbles of ‘we are right because the people who tell me I am right are telling me the things that I already believe to be right which means I am right because I believe I am right because the people who tell me I am right agree with me because I agree with them...’
And then add in a political party that has had internal divisions over the ‘European Question’ for *decades*, and allow external influences to muddy the water until a decision is made to ‘Ask the country’ with a binary Yes / No question without *any* previous conversation about What Happens If...?
And then stand back. And 4 and a half years later, here we are. |
What were you doing when the clock hit twelve last night? | Sleeping, I'm sick af |
[SERIOUS] People who don't want to get the new vaccine, why is that? | it's far too new and I don't trust it. besides, even if I get it I still can't take my mask off so fuck it. I might as well wait to hear more encouraging things about it working and when I get it I want that to mean I don't need my mask. |
what are you going to do about Bill? | Kill Bill |
What are some better ways for haters to cope with their insecurities? | Simple as making themselves busy in a productive way. |
What if quantum events don't happen at random, but they happen to prevent a paradox that would otherwise happen if that quantum event didn't occur? | huh |
What’s your best excuse for being late to a social event? | I really didn’t want to come |
Where can a girl meet people online and not get harrased? | I mean where can anyone? Basically nowhere. |
What's your favorite thing to lie about? | If anyone asks how old I am, I tell them I'm 62. It's not a big stretch as I'm 56 now but they always look at me and say, "You look great!" I say, "Thanks!" |
What was the most expensive lesson you’ve learned? | How to drive |
What was your favourite PS2 game? | GTA San Andreas |
What should one do to enjoy as a grown-up if they had a boring childhood? | Travel |
Someone turned off the sun, and Earth is now heading towards an inevitable icy doom. Which nation do you think will last the longest? | Russia |
What's the best question you can ask someone you are meeting for the first time? | Can you tell me your mothers first name? What is the street called you grew up in? What is your favorite food? What was your first pets name? Can you Tell me the last 4 digits of your credit card? |
What's the most interesting and hardly known conspiracy theories do you believe in? | You’re the only conscious being in the universe OP. We cease to exist when you’re not thinking of us. |
What's a way to completely ruin someone's day? | Don’t |
What is your most prized possession? | My dad's American Made Fender Stratocaster that I inherited when he passed away. Playing that guitar makes me feel like he's still here. |
If aliens are watching earth, what will their opinion be about humans? | HomoSapienMeter: 100% of humans with 0% of humanity. |
What is your best joke? | There were once three brothers called "fuck off","manners" and "shit". They all went to the park to play football and "shit" kicked the ball over a fence. He climbed the fence to get it and suddenly fell off. "Fuck off" went to get help and saw this old woman. She asked him what's wrong?what's your name boy? Well he answered with fuck off,she asked again,he answered with the same thing. The old woman was shocked and asked him wheres his manners. "Fuck off" replied with over there picking up "shit". |
What's your favorite thing you watched on HBO? | ever? The Wire by a country mile |
To those that have been in a celebrity's house, who was it and what was it like? | I visited Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s house back when I was 18, I finished high school and was chosen out of a group of 15 other students to go to his house and discuss politics.
There was a few soft drinks and catering but other than that nothing was so special.
I know my story is not that exciting but at least it’s something. |
What's the greatest love song of all time? | Never Gonna Give You Up |
With limited things we can do and place to travel during this pandemic, how do you keep yourself from stress? | * porn hub intro plays * |
Can you ever tell a friend they are rushing into a realationship? If so how? | Just pull em aside and say "hey, its not place, but are you sure this is what you want right now? I know you want to be happy but are you sure you're not rushing too fast into this relationship....I just don't want to see you get hurt." |
how do you work an 8 hour shit on 2 hours of sleep? | It’s never taken me 8 hours to do a shit, you might want to speak to a doctor |
Ex KKK members how was it in the KKK and why did you leave? | Because it was a Sausage fest. |
what is better, an absolute truth or a growing moral? | Couldn’t, under the right circumstances and mindset, an absolute truth lead to growing morally?
Given that you’d reflect on the situation and yourself. |
How can we live with ourselves if we are ourselves? | Still trying to figure that one out |
what is something that pisses you off when other people do it. but you can’t complain because you do it yourself? | drive like an asshole |
What was your favourite flash game? | The papa's games, those were amazing |
Who in the U.S. time zones has been up continuously since the celebrating started? | Joke's on me, I'm always up late because of insomnia |
What's the best romantic anime (movie/series)? | I really enjoyed 'you lie in april' however it is pretty sad |
What are your thoughts on the fact that there hasn't been a World War since 1945, and a nuclear weapon hasn't been used against a country since 1945? | Everyone in this being negative af. Imma say it's nice news :) jeez so much for trying to be more cheerful in 2021 guys |
What are some social covid friendly activities? | Socially distant boogie in the park with a small number of people if restrictions allow it. If not, online games like Jackbox |
Former prisoners, what is prisoner was the scariest when locked up? (Serious) | Rephrase your question, it makes little sense as written. |
what is does philosophy mean to you? | Philosophy is the art of breaking ideas into abstract pieces and building new ones |
To people who drink, how do you not toss your cookies right away from the smell or taste? | I suggest you try this drink:
- 1 can of cola/diet cola of your choice
- 2oz spiced rum
- 1oz amaretto
It smells tastes like a Dr Pepper. No booze detected |
You are the ultimate ruler of people and they all choose you freely. What would be new way of living like? | The first thing I would do is make sure the basic needs of my people could be met. Debt would be wiped out completely, along with credit scores. People would be entitled to housing, food, clothing, and education.
I would then start looking at the harmful aspects of society and try to fix them. I would have experts in those fields handle them.
I would have prisons turned into rehabs and mental health clinics.
People who were in prison for violent crimes (including stalking) would be put in communities where they had lives, education, and a chance at fulfilling lives... but would be unable to go out into society as a whole. They would not be treated like slave labor, but they would not be out in the community.
I would legalize abortion, assisted suicide.
I would institute things like basic universal income, universal medical care, and free education up to (and including) doctorates and phds. Having competent and smart medical professionals would be the aim. Having people who are passionate about the subject and good at it, would be key.
I would work with neighborhoods to make sure there were parks, more access to nature, and more public transportation. Poverty would no longer exist, even if there would be some class structure, because that is just how people work.
I would then look into making police only focused on their own needs. Violent crimes, making sure laws are followed (in bigger situations) while educating and bringing in plenty of people to handle situations like abuse and drug addiction.
Foster care would be handled by people who had minimal cases and if the parents were abusive, the child's mental health would be put over "uniting families."
I would also seek to eliminate people who were insanely rich. Living a lavish lifestyle would be illegal. People would have nice things, entertainment, but a big focus would be on returning nature to the way it was intended.
Companies that produced trash products would be reinvented or closed. Cheap garbage and fast fashion would be outlawed. Clothing would be affordable, but high quality and following a more simple fashion standard.
The goal would be to have a minimalistic society where simpler things were sought out and people were treated with dignity. |
If you had any superpower what would it be? | The ability to manipulate time any way as I see fit (stopping time, slowing down time, rewinding time, accelerating time). Since I’d be able to manipulate it any way I want to, I could slow down my aging, accelerate someone else’s aging if I wanted I guess, and do anything I wanted to do in stopped time. If I made some mistake then I could rewind time. |
Had a very terrific dream today. What's one dream that you can never forget about ? | That one where I was almost killed by my ex... Wait, nevermind, that's... That's real. |
What do you want to achieve before you turn 50? | 49 |
What’s the saddest thing you or someone you know have experienced? | Family friend's daughter and only child jumped in front of a train ages ~ 20 after being hospitalised with bipolar disorder. It was the nurse's fault for not keeping her supervised properly. They let the patients out for walks for ethical reasons but she got away from them some how and it happened. |
What's it like to solo travel? What was your experience with this? | I come from Scotland and when I was 24 I travelled across Canada and down the west coast of the USA over 2 months in the summer. I met some amazing people. The best bits were always the hostels where I'd stay for a few days. The other backpackers were usually interesting people who had great stories and so every 3 or 4 days I'd have a new set of friends and we'd go out to experience new things together like we'd all known each other for years. It was one of the best experiences of my life. |
What was your random childhood moment that become a core memory for absolutely no reason? | Mom said one of our cats was hairless because of its genes. My first thought was about different pairs of pants in the cat bloodstream. |
What is one thing that you absolutely hate, but wish you were really good at? | Math |
How can you possibly answer when people ask, "why are you single"? | my personality serves as a deterrent. |
What stops you from honestly communicating? | Internet censure. Boy a lot o people would say what they really think |
Should any world leaders be accused of crimes against humanity for the way they handled the pandemic and of so what should the threshold for deaths be for being accused? | Polish government. No threshold for straight up public ally telling that COVID is over and it’s safe for old people (their primary electorate) to go and vote. And for measures taken too late or not taken at all to save lives. For chaotic communication. |
What's the difference between alcoholic in a drunk? | To be an alcoholic is to be addicted to drinking alcohol
To be drunk is that you drunk too much alcohol and it has.. well this effect |
What's the biggest "As a Black Man, ..." lie you've heard? | trump.jpg |
What are your predictions about this year for your own life? | Propose to gf. Get back in top shape, tell my parents i love them more often. Be mean to children on Xbox live. |
what are you doing to contribute? | I contribute 30% of my earned income. |
What is The Thing That Only The Best A Man Can Get? | Gillette? |
To the people whose married someone from other culture/religion, How is it feel? | It's fun as long as you're open to combining traditions and cultural practices! |
What makes us into nothing? | maybe antimatter |
When was the last time you openly accepted it's your fault? | Every day bayBee |
What has said that made you think "what the heck is wrong with you"? | Had a friend like 10 years ago that saw a 13-14 year old girl and said "she is going to be so hot in a few years time" the dude was 20 at the time, safe to say we aren't still friends lol |
You can change one event from history by having one person involved in it shit their pants during it. Who do you choose to shit their pants and why? | Gavrilo Princip shits himself, Franz Ferdinand survives, world war never breaks out. |
What is a useless talent that you want to pick up this year? | **To Shit in** ***stealth mode*** |
People who hold their cell phone with the armpits, just why? | My hands are full and I don’t have pockets 🤷🏾♀️ |
In honor of Flash, what were your favorite Flash games? | That Bioshock porn game by ZONE, that was a fucking masterpiece |
What were you blamed for and are still annoyed that nobody believed you were innocent? | When I was 10, I was in after school care. As I walked between rooms and past the front door, somebody ran past and threw a stink bomb inside. I picked it up and threw it back outside, one of the staff members saw me throw it but did not see that I was trying to stop it from going off inside. I got into so much trouble, nobody wanted to believe me, and I got into more trouble for lying. Then I got into even more trouble because I wouldn't stop crying, while adults were yelling at me. When my mum picked me up after work, she was shocked to hear what I had done and she wouldn't believe me either. My mum still brings it up 20 years later and how she was so embarrassed with how I acted. |
What was your "whoa, did I just do that" moment? | There'd been a gas leak in my grans house and it smelt horrific so I went to light a candle but the lighter didn't roll properly and I realised how close I came to blowing us up. |
What is objectively worse than being punched in the good ol‘ love sacks? | Giving birth seems like a competitor. Also being skinned alive seems like a rather unflattering experience. There are also several medieval execution methods that seem to be excruciatingly painful like being impaled, burned alive or being torn apart by horses. But I can not say for sure because I am in the happy position to not have suffered through them. |
What’s some life advice you’d give to a 16 year old boy whether it be emotionally financially or physically? | find a passion, listen more than you speak..... follow those two things and you have to be an idiot to be unsuccessful |
What is one of the most wasteful gifts you can ever give to someone? | A full trashcan.... cos then the waste is full. |
If you were a internet ghost what would you do? | |
If you get scared half to death twice, what would happen? Is that a full death? | No, cos half of a half is a quarter. |
What was your favourite Flash game, and why? | Totally not fetish related flash games, ha! |
People who haven't pooped yet, why are you still holding on to last yeaars shit? | stop reposting old questions and come up with something original |
How contagious is tuberculosis? In Westerns it seems like people with tb used to commingle with everyone. How often did they transmit it? | TB is mainly spread via respiratory droplets.
You would become infected with TB, and if you were healthy and your immune system was strong the TB would lie latent undetected for decades until an opportunity arose where the persons immune system was compromised I.e. cancer, old age, other infection... and would reactivate and cause infection. It would obliterate lungs, kidneys, livers etc...
They probably would have spread it frequently if they were around each other while someone was infectious and within close range.
It's not so much of a problem in western countries now however as we have treatments for it. However it still is a major issue in Africa, Eastern Europe and perhaps Asia? |
Who's the stranger you've once met that you can't forget? | I had just gotten my license and was bringing my friend home. We live in the middle of nowhere, and he was about a 35 minute drive away. On the way to his house I saw a woman walking on the side of the road, desperately looking for a ride in the cold rain. It was late at night and my friend told me picking someone up was a bad idea so I didn't.
On the way back from his house, I saw her again. She had walked a couple miles already at the point. I decided "fuck it", turned around and asked her if she needed a ride. I took her fifteen miles (yes, she was going to walk fifteen miles in early March, in the rain) to her town. She was such a cool person. She had some amazing tattoos, and I found out she used to follow Green Day around on tour in the mid-90s. Just awesome. And a really sweet person. She was at the hospital getting some kind of treatment for lupus, and her alcoholic husband abandoned her there with no ride and no phone, so she just decided to start walking.
She insisted I drop her off a few blocks from her house, so I did. She didn't have any money, and I told her certainly didn't want any. But she found a crumpled up dollar bill in her pocket and gave it to me anyway. I'm not sure why, but I never spent that dollar. I felt like it wasn't mine and that maybe I'd see her again and give it back to her. I keep in my glove box still, eight years later. |
What's the best way to keep your feet warm when sitting at your computer? | Have a pair of shoes plumbed in to your computer's liquid cooling system. |
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