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Could y’all date someone who committed murder? | I’ll take what I can get |
When did you first feel like an adult? | The moment I found out my father died and I had to take care of my mom because she was broken and yet hold myself together too |
What’s the scariest thing that has happened to you or a friend? | My friend slept in a graveyard after he watched two ghosts having sex (that was actually his building's security and maid having sex). I should add he was a bit high |
People who have experienced "friends with benefits", how did it start, (and ended)? | Start: we met at a three way where the third guy wouldn't stop drinking so we just fucked on his bed.
End: I found out he was a Trump supporter |
You are teleported 1 year back in time to this exact date. How do you warn everyone that a global pandemic is about to start and what teachings do you share to avoid/handle it? | It's already in the EU, and probably the US, so you're a month late on preventing it entirely.
Your only hope is to somehow keep masks from becoming politicized, which means either convincing Trump to support them, getting him convicted in his impeachment trial, or finding another way to get him out of office. |
What book have you read too many times? | The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak |
Any military veterans or those that have been told stories by military veteran friend or family, what’s the weirdest, paranormal, or unexplained situation or instance they seen or felt while serving? | I was stationed at Ft. hood and was in a very old barracks who has seen generations of soldiers come and go. It was terribly old and the worst one I ever lived in. I once was awoke by a screaming demon with a rag over his face kind of like scarecrow from Batman. It was the most terrifying scream/ what ever the hell it was I ever experienced on my life. It came out of nowhere I was in mid sleep in the middle of the night. It basically screamed in my face and woke me up. I then had sleep paralysis I wanted to scream for help so bad. I don’t think I have ever been more terrified in my life but I couldn’t move. Took me a good minute to regain co trio of my body. I will never forget that moment. |
People who joined a frat or sorority, why? | During my freshman year at Auburn I joined one and, after going through the initiation process, I withdrew a couple of months down the road. I joined it because I was incredibly lonely and because I felt socially pressured to do so. During the time that I was in that fraternity, I could describe myself as a serious-natured and reserved man who frequently put a facade up of "fitting in" and "having fun."Deep down, however, I was dying on the inside---horribly depressed and stress-ridden---and had no one, ironically, even though I was part of a "brotherhood." I could not relate with any of them. They were raunchy, self-absorbed at times, unsuccessful---both socially and financially, uneventful, etc. I felt like most of the people in the fraternity were lost in their lives and didn't have much to aspire to---basically your conventional "losers," though that is not what I prefer to label them as. It certainly wasn't a group of people I would suggest myself to be influenced by. The only positive experience I had from them was being introduced to Cru and becoming a Christian. That was what turned my life around in a positive light---*not* joining a fraternity. I am still quite the serious, reserved, and analytic person, but I'm getting to the point to where the facade is starting to disappear and I'm starting to craft for myself other desirable traits for my personality. I've gotten better as a person because of my affiliation with Christianity and not fraternity life---quite ironic, isn't it, when taken the fact that college-aged people are probably the most susceptible age group to idolize fraternities and demonize Christianity?
That and also that I didn't want to attend Auburn anymore due to financial, social, and pandemic-related issues. I am now attending college in my hometown on a different career path. |
People who are volunteers in non-profit orgs, what is your incentive and motivation? | To feel I'm doing something useful with my life, keeping myself occupied and healthy, both physically and mentally, using skills I've learned over decades and putting them to practical use, making new friends along the way, working on many environmental, transport and community projects to improve the world we live in, hoping that some of the work I've done will contribute to a more pleasant and habitable place to live for others and for the next generation after I've gone. |
What was your most memorable moment at a sleepover? | Fucked my buddy's sister in his bed while he was asleep on the couch in the next room.....we are married now and have three kids |
How was your day? | Depressing. So pretty much the same as any other day |
Why eminem blinks at some moments fast with one eye is it a tick? | Defective clone. |
You have been visited by God and granted 1 wish to change one thing in life. What would you wish for? | My Wife not having Brain Cancer ... It's trade that for anything |
If you could wake up in the morning with one new skill, what skill would you pick? | The ability to attract women |
People who have completely isolated themsevels from friends and family, why? | I'm an introvert and hate every other human they are disgusting pretty easy tbh |
The last meal you ate defines the decade, what did you eat? And how does it define the decade? | My last meal was a day-old Taco Bell steak quesarito. Somehow that feels rather suitable for describing 2020, although I’m not entirely sure how. |
What’s a song/band you used to like, but stopped listening to it? | I used to love Lostprophets and then uh... yeah, you have to draw a line when the frontman of a band does certain things and this was an obvious one to draw |
What's your mindset like when it comes to hitting the gym? | It doesn't feel like a chore. I'm driven to do it, and if i'm not driven to do it i simply won't go. I would never drag myself to the gym. I have to be excited. |
You pick up a newspaper one day and learn that not only have humans cracked the code on how to talk to dogs, but also that dogs have superior intelligence and waited patiently for humans to crack the code so they can share their wisdom with us. What kind of convo do you have with your dog? | For the eighth time stop shitting on my carpet. |
What are your best insults that reflect the world we live in?? | Not quite my tempo. |
What's some random, interesting fact that you know ? | The human brain will go into a high alert mode and keep you awake if you do not go to sleep at the same time as the previous night. The reason why it does this is because your brain believes you're still awake to avoid predators. This is why it is so important to have a consistent sleeping schedule, which i do not. |
People who snapped on a bully, how did it play out? | Well I wasn’t bullied anymore |
What do you think the world would give us this year? | Probably more political garbage and the bs that follows with all these movements |
[Serious] what are the best ways to fight ignorance? | Honest conversation or mockery depending on the context |
What TV show do you like to watch usually while having a meal? | The Office. Short enough to end by the end of the meal, and it doesn’t demand a lot of attention. |
[serious] People who used to be seriously amoral/bratty, what terrible experience straightened you out?? | I was kind of a bitch for a while. I was in a bad place emotionally and hung out with a group of people who made me feel included. But my behavior got worse with them and I felt like people owed me more empathy than I was giving.
I ended up getting into an abusive relationship with one of the group members. He was horrible and I realized I had been wasting my time. I am not really self-aware of what I say, because being the victim of real cruelty shut down the bitchy parts of me.
I didn't feel so smug anymore. |
What are some useful tips to saving and stretching your money? | Think about paying for items in "hours to work" rather than money. If you get £10 an hour, and you want to buy something for £60, that's 6 hours you need to work to earn that
Once all your bills have come out, see how much money you have left over, work out how many hours worth of money that is and don't go over your quota. You wanna buy that £250 TV? Do you have a spare 25 hours to earn it?
What I do too is not roll the hours over. If I don't use all my remaining hours, I "lose" them next week/month. That way I don't binge, I only spend what I can afford, so I'm always saving |
It turns out, some of the dinosaurs had left the Earth for space travel and now they have come back to reclaim the planet as their own. You are recruited to fight this weird adversary, how do you fight? | I, for one, welcome our new dinosaur overlords |
SMACK. You just got knocked out by your mother by a king hit to the jaw. What's your first response upon regaining consciousness? | Self-identification. “Son of a BITCH!” |
What is a car that is rare and no one talks about? | [1971 Stutz Blackhawk with the split-windshield](https://hymanltd.com/vehicles/5714-1971-stutz-blackhawk-two-door/) |
How and where to meet new people when you're (an introvert) in your early twenties? | Therapist waiting rooms |
How is December the 32nd going for ya all? | I entered this year with a dick inside me, so pretty good so far. That was only 4 hours ago. There's still plenty of time for this day to upend |
People who where in a coma how did it feel like? | Who?
Where?
How? |
What is just so hilariously cruel? | Cock blocking a friend by calling in strippers to his apartment. |
For those of you that have already had a bad start, what happened? | I woke up and was still alive. |
People who quote parts of a movie after someone brings up the title, why? | I have social anxiety, and sometimes I feel like I have to "prove" I am part of a group. So when someone says "I love the movie Jurassic Park" I will quickly throw out a quote to feel included. "Nature finds a way! Haha!"
It takes away a bit of the edge. If I say the quote, then I have done my part to let everyone else know I belong. It is stupid, but it helps. |
What is something that seems arbitrary but is completely necessary? | Retention ponds! Never give them a second thought, but oh boy are they a life saver, especially during the rainy summer in Florida.
Side note: I really love this question. I hope it gets big so I can read all the little things that I never notice, but are a life saver. |
What would your plan be if a zombie apocalypse broke out right now? | Wouldn't you like to know |
What’s your favorite stereotypical accent? | Russian. This accent will forever hold the lead for me, like Putin. |
What's something that's was discovered ingeniously? | Electricity |
What did you spend a long time putting off, only to wonder why you procrastinated and delayed for so long? | Any homework, really not worth it to wait and I knew that by my grades but did it anyways |
What a silly thing you've accomplished that you're proud of? | I've watched a whole 10 season series 3 times... in the last 3 weeks |
What's the worst moment where you can say "screw you I'm into this shit"? | When the robber pulls the knife up? |
Since Rambo exists in Expendables 2, who plays him? | Frank Stallone |
What's something you didn't know about life that you wish you'd known when you were younger? | Adulthood is so much lonelier than I ever anticipated. |
What do you do if you are going bald in early 20s? | Accept it, then shave it. |
What is the dating app equivalent, that’s in men’s favour instead? | Grindr |
What do you think aliens look like? | Probably hot clouds of glass or something. Absolutely nothing like us. |
People who haven't shit this year yet, why are you holding on? | It’s going through the motions, updates on the hour, every hour |
What is the worst plot twist of all time? | it was all just a dream... |
What are your usual daydreams about? | I completed my needs and desires long back. No dreams now for me
Much love and peace to you |
People who skip current song at party to play their own, instead of putting it next in queue, why? | Did this just happen to you |
How did you celibate the New fear? | Lemme get whatever you’re drinking pls |
Lemme Pick Your Brains: How do you think the first encounter/taming went for the human and that animal? | One animal is calmer/more trusting than the others and comes closer to humans, humans feed animal, animal starts hanging around more, and so on. |
People who lives with siblings, how's life? | It’s frustrating. Sometimes I want to be close to them. Other times I want to be left alone and they keep pestering me.
I don’t envision myself being close to either sibling after I move out because I don’t enjoy being around either of them very much. I love them, but I can only take so much. |
What is your signature dish? | I make a variety of things.
* Smoked Gouda mac and cheese
* Medium rare beef ribs
* Standing rib roast
* Philly Cheesesteak with beer cheese sauce
* Fried catfish |
If you were In the special forces what would you do? | Special force something |
If you could redesign humanity, what parts would you change? | The part that includes me. |
What’s your go to solution when you can’t sleep? | Hah. I can always sleep. |
Who are your top 5 favourite YouTubers? | Call Me Kevin
Plumbella
RtGame
Grey Still Plays
Claire Siobhan |
What's a horror movie you started for entertainment but then it ended up creeping you out? | Not a horror movie but joker was just too relatable |
What are some of the dumbest things that you can do in an interview? | Answer honestly. |
Anyone thinking about taking that undersea laboratory job, considering what year it is? | Sealab reference, nice |
What useless piece of info has stuck with you? | There are no green mammals. |
What's the worst fake spoiler someone told you? | That 2021 would be better than 2020 |
To those who have turned themselves in why? | Parents. Enough said |
Who is the rudest person you know, and what did they do to deserve the title? | I got one, just happened today.
Me and SO walking around Asda ( U.K. Walmart ), two women walking behind us, one women has her mouth wide open burping, the sort of sick sounding burp.
I looked at her, both women started laughing. |
If you can invent something, what would it be and why? | A machine that shows how much harm you are doing to the world with your current lifestyle. It gives you suggestions on how to fix it and allows society to fix problems. Every year, the 1000 worst people in each society are executed. |
What is a scam everyone needs to know about? | The IRS will NEVER call you |
What are you medically allergic to? | Dust and antiseptics |
Weeks are now 8 days long, how is the world affected and what changes take place? | Work weeks would probably be longer |
Healthcare workers... what was the most shocking thing you learned when you started caring for patients? | I started working IT for healthcare workers and it astounded me how.... tunnel visioned doctors can be with their skillset. Like it's incredibly common to have a doctor who can perform brain surgery but at the same time can't comprehend how to press the power button on their computer in the morning to turn it on |
People who do not start their Year with a Party or loads of messages or a bang, how did your year start? | With a good night's sleep |
What is something you can't describe? | Women |
What if there was a movie about a guy eating human feces? | Human centipede |
Now that Covid is gone, what will you do? | Who said it's gone |
Doctors or people who know a lot about growth , I'm 17 years and 3 months old and I'm currently about 5'11½" , my dad is about the same height and mum is like 5'4"-5'5". My grandpa from father's side was about 6'2"-6'3" , and grandpa from mother's side is about 5'6". Will I possibly be 6'0" or more? | Yeah maybe. Hope this helped. |
How was your holiday? | Blah |
People who learnt they're adopted later in life, what it is like? | I was adopted as a baby and I was aware of it from the start. It was never a big deal. It would have been stupid to try to lie about it anyway, given that they're both white and I'm Chinese. |
How uncommon is it to find fulfilled people who take control of their lives and live on their own terms? | Its basically impossible to make anyone happy, a person has to choose to be happy theselves despite their actions. |
If you could make any creature out of existing creatures what would you make? | I would make a small cat out of two cats. Thats how reproduction works and i like cats |
How do you guys go about finding pickup games in your city? | I recently graduated college and have moved to a new city for a job. I want to continue playing sports but am having hard time finding pickup games. Can you guys share your experiences on this and how you manage time to continue playing? |
What keeps you going in life? | Unwillingness to kill myself |
What is something your still embarrassed of to this day? | I am embarrassed that my husband has or he would argue with me saying that he use to.. have a porn addiction. |
What are some really useful apps that you use a lot? | The calculator app |
Whats the sweetest thing you grandparents have done? | Let me be the first one to read something he wrote. |
What would be the biggest downside of immortality? | Everyone around you dies. |
What is your most funniest "oh shit" moment? | I was bicycling along an isolated rural road in Laos when two men with AK-47s in hand walked into the road, yelled, and stopped us. Turned out they weren't used to seeing foreigners and just wanted to see if we knew where we were going, but for a second there... damn. |
What would your ideal relationship look like? | Well, as long as it is with my crush, it is perfect. |
Any advice on what to do with a 4 inch penis? | Excerpt of a post from a woman. Not allowed to link to the actual post but you can probably find it. At some point she described her I think 3 inch boyfriend giving her 10/10 orgasms *with his penis.*
*I don't know how other women are, but other than my clit, I personally seem to have the most intense sensations near my vaginal opening itself, as well as my G-spot , which for me is apparently at just the right depth for a 3 or 4 inch penis to stimulate. I've only ever experienced anything near the intensity of what I felt with John from a random hookup when I was 19. I would guesstimate the guy was probably around a 4incher.*
*Again, this is going to be a crude description. But I think maybe the issue with big cocks or even average ones is that they have never been able to properly push directly into my G spot at the correct angle, only cause friction.*
A second post excerpt, from a different woman.
*When I am FULLY aroused there's a lot going on downstairs. My clit gets hard, my inner labia plump up and my entire vulva blushes deeply. Even the lightest touch feels super intense. That full feeling of satisfaction comes more from the ultra sensitive entrance to the vagina being stimulated and penetrated. A dick of any size stroking in and out feels incredible. My husband has a small dick and when I'm horny and ready he feels like a god to me when we fuck. I can squeeze my vaginal muscles and feel that delicious resistance of his penis filling me up and stretching that snug super sensitive entrance.* |
According to the theory of multiverses Whats the reality that you know you potentially could’ve lived? | One where everyone is a furry |
If a person is 250lbs how much lighter would gravity have to be so they can jump 10ft in the air? | It depends on how high they could jump before. |
Why can’t you be honest? | Truth hurts. A lot |
Instead of snapping his fingers, what other gesture/move could Thanos have used to erase half of the universe? | Fart |
Why do you do? | *visible confusion* |
What to do when you get caught doing something wrong ? | Deny |
What skills do you have that would be helpful in a plane hijacking? | Is there some sort of recruitment thing going on here? Should we be worried? |
People who have 3 phones instead of the usual 1 or 2, why? | to fuck bitches |
People who don't use any adblock, why? | I'm too lazy to install one |
People who can fall asleep instantly, how do you do it? | I do some reading (book or Kindle, no phones) and then my eyes start trying to shut off and that's when I know it's time |
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