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What's the funniest accident you've ever witnessed in person?	my own, i forgot the sugar in a cheesecake
What is the biggest culture shock you have ever faced?	The first time I went to China on business, I casually strolled down Nanjing Road in Shanghai surrounded by sophistication and passerbys wearing Chanel and Prada. Suddenly, a woman carrying a baby, dressed top-to-bottom in brand clothing stops, lifts the baby up in the air allowing him/her to defecate. I was so shocked that had to stop and looked at the scene in horror. The baby didn’t wear a diaper under the onesie but rather had a deliberately made opening. Surely, I thought this to be the exception vs. the rule until I saw it everywhere accross China- moms allowing their children to go on the street and picking up their poops like we pick up after our pets. In China it is socially acceptable for kids to urinate and poop anywhere on the streets. Sometimes, you just see a kid while walking, squat and go!
Which Profession do you like and why?	I fantasize about coding and software engineering. Why you ask? You can create just about anything you want if you get creative enough. Thats like being god.
What do you think about personal development books?	I think you think what personal development books think what you think I think
if you could keep only ONE app on your smartphone,what would it be and why?	Supergram.Modified version of telegram. Its where i get the weed
If you were to associate a scent to a color, what would colors smell like to you?	Well like skittles flavors
What is the weirdest thing about your best friend?	She can orgasm in her sleep.
How would you feel about colonizing the sun?	Bright idea
What about you with new journey ?	What about you with language?
What are your top three highschool moments?	Dancing with my crush, I think, is the top. The others would be getting great results in a national chemistry competition (would have gone to the finals had it not been for the pandemic) and just, actually, the whole experience. Best years of my life by far.
if you could,would you travel in the future or past and why?	Yes. To the past. To win the euro millions (I’m shallow, sue me).
How has clashing with your nemesis forced you to become a better person?	I was unfortunately forced to care about something, and say my feeling, now everyone knows who I am, kinda, well not really since he is a dumb asshile that doesnt listen to anything but himself, and no one else was around us
Sorters by new. What's your opinion on people making the same post on multiple subs? Does it annoy you or don't you mind it?	More annoyed about seeing the same post on the same sub.
Honest question: Why is it so easy to walk out the door and disappear in the USA?	Depends how many people give a shit about you I guess.
Australians fought Emus and lost. What other animal would surprisingly win in a battle against humans?	Apparently, bats.
What question are you sick of being asked?	"Holy shit, are those beauties real?"
What sounds BETTER when taken out of context?	I pulled her out of a fire.
People who moved to a foreign country, what is the fundamental thing about people that you did not expect at all?	I will start: I am born and raised Turkish, and I moved to Germany for work at early 30s. After several years living here happily and having made many friends, the thing that surprised me most is how often people here do things just because "that's how one does" or just someone told them it is good to do so. Not because they personally like to do it. And I am not talking about traditional things here. Ofc the traditions are that way by nature. To give several examples: Waking up early. This was the biggest shocker for me. Because for work, I also need to wake up early. But MANY Germans (atleast people my age and over meaning 30+) wake up early also on weekends, summer holidays, or in retirement. They have absolute no reason to do so, but they still do so. I ask why, the answer is just , "that's how one does". Then they need to take a nap at noon and have coffee whole day, because they arent rested enough. The company I work for says you can come between 06:00-08:30 in the morning, it is flexible. Many of my coworkers come at 06:00, even tho they have no children or plans that require them to end work early. Many people eat a salad. When I ask if they like those particular salad greens, how they taste, they say no. We eat salad in Turkey because we like the taste of many greens. Here it seems it is just because "it is good for you" Many people go trekking. I ask if they like forest, or scenery or just fresh air etc., and generally the answer yes, but not much. They do it because it is just a good thing to do. People go for a weekend trip or holiday trip A LOT here. Almost at level of obsession when there is 3 day holiday, they must travel to atleast another city. I talk with German friends, and they say how tired they are, so I say "Ah nice then, 3 day vacation coming, you can just sleep late and rest whole weekend". They don't. They rigorously plan a 3 day trip and come back even more tired. Because that is what you do in a 3 day vacation. There are hundred more examples like how they eat basicly same food at breakfast and dinner, but hold the bread in hand at breakfast, but put it on a plate and eat with knife and fork at dinner. I am just so surprised how many things people do things "just because".
What is the best way to decor the room?	Put the plant in the room. Cozy and beautiful 😌
What do you wish there was an app for?	Asexual dating app
Where and when would be the worst place and time to start bursting into tears?	first day in prison. you might as well paint a target on your back.
Does people really wear shoes inside the house? And if yes, why? Isn't it unconfortable?	I legitimately thought all Americans wear shoes in the house after watching so many movies when I was a little child lmao
What's the most weird saying where you live and what does it means?	"Ah, she really porked a piggy, eh?" It means missed a stop sign.
How was your sleep?	I just slept through a year.
[Serious] People who have taken a year off from school or work, what did you do and why?	Smoked a lot of pot and didn’t go back to school. Don’t take a break
What unsolved mystery has always bothered you?	the missing MH370 flight
What are some of the “hacks” that has made your professional life easier?	learning more about excel
Urinal or the stall? What's better?	The world is my toilet.
What would you do if you got a chilling phone call?	I’d be very chilled
People who haven’t pooped yet in 2021, why are you still holding in last years shit?	Did you think this would take off?
What is the difference between feeling sad and feeling depressed?	Never got diagnosed but from what I've heard, read, and talked about with friends is that: Sad is, well, sad. Depressed is feeling empty. No purpose, motivation, enthusiasm, determination, ambition, you name it (most of these are synonyms btw).
What are some happy, wholesome, and reassuring facts?	Mussolini is still dead.
Everybody moved to mars except you because you slept in. You wake up amd you're alone. What do you do?	As a introvert, it would be paradise
Why would a doctor say "Oh... I believe you" and "Not to belittle you, but others have it worse" when coming in a with a visible and valid medical concern?	No good doctor would say this. If they do, find another doctor.
How have you mended your relationship with your closest friend?	we're no longer BFF's, she posted a pic on instagram of all her BFF's and i wasn't in a single pic, we've been friends since we were 2 and looking back on it she was kinda toxic and I'm better without her even though i still want her back, I'm scared she'll say sorry and wanna be friends again but later on ill just be ditched again, we had a long falling out leading up to this so it was bound to happen eventually
What do you find helps for a post drunk hangover ?	Pedialite
[Serious] Which language do you believe to have the best way of articulating humor?	not sure to what degree humor depends on the language. I think there are jokes in each language that just don't work in any other language.
People who still haven’t taken there Halloween decorations down are you just lazzy or are you keeping them up for a reason?	Lazzy
If a song can cure anything, what would you want it to be?	If it can cure anything I don't really care what it is
What's the difference between deppresion and saddnes?	Sadness is like losing something. Depressing is losing your own self. Sadness is like something is missing but depression is when everything is missing. Sadness is an emotion you still feel. Depression is being numb and losing your mind because you have no idea who you are or what you miss. Sadness is something you know has a solution somewhere even if it’s unreachable at the time. Depression is not knowing at all what the solution is that you can’t even be comforted knowing it’s out there, you just can’t have it. It’s not. You don’t know what it is. It’s like thinking of a color that doesn’t exist. Sadness is deep but depression feels boundless and endless. Sadness can be argued with. Depression makes no sense and voids all form of structural emotion so you cannot argue with it. Sadness doesn’t make you want to stop existing, to end everything, to forget who you are. You just want to forget the event that made you sad. Depression makes you want to forget your own self. To stop being in existence.
What’s the one mistake from last year that you promise not to make again this year?	Getting too angry.
What gave you the power to stand up to your bully?	Bribes to older , tougher kids.
What's are your favorite game(s) that's you think everybody should try and play once in their life ?	Minecraft
Introverts, how do you deal with unwanted calls?	I just sit there watching the phone ring until they give up
What do you not understand at all?	Conversations
How does the way you tick the "I'm not a robot" box decide if you need the photo square test?	DON'T ANSWER. IT'S A TR------ signal lost
what do we think is the biggest difference between our generation and our parents?	The internet.
What if the Christmas truce was during World War 2?	The Nazis would have had an entire extra night to kill Jews/dispose of evidence.
What shocked you most about USA?	Not that much united
When was the last time you tried 'Slow Food' ?	What is slow food?
What’s an incredibly morbid fact you learned?	anything about the child birth process
What Monopoly property (either the American or the British) would you like to live in?	Mayfair
What is your dream personality?	Pretty normal, except I run slower than walking, resulting in me fucking WALKING away from pursuers when chased (tried running, did not change anything, just moved even slower). Also at times can become invisible and transparent. I've dreamt where bullets pass right through me. Sometimes that doesn't work though. It's a mixed bag.
What determines your dreams?	My events of daytime
What is the thing that surprised you most when transitioning from childhood into adulthood?	For me, it was the fact that adults are basically just big children. None of us know what the fuck we’re doing, really.
What's your McDonald's order?	2 quarter pounders and an oreo mcflurry
In your own words, what is your state known for?	Everything is bigger here.
What is OR-CCSEH-21 transaction error and how to fix it?	What
what assumption do people always make about you that isn’t true?	They assume I don't watch them sleep.
What weapons ( and items ) from video games would you like irl?	The portal gun.
What is the last memory you´d recall if you were about to breathe in the last breath right now?	Meeting my girl for the first time
What number should be removed from numbers for the rest of time?	2020
What do you think of the LGBT+ community?	Feel like this is a loaded question
What's the point of asking someone if their ok if they say no,like what can you even do?	Talk to them
How far can the rules be bent before they are broken?	Depends on who's breaking the rules usually.
You press shuffle on your playlist, the first song that plays is your theme song. What is it?	Jesus Christ Pose by Soundgarden. That's a pretty epic theme song lmao
We all talk about 'red flags' to avoid in a potential partner, but what are some 'green flags' that we should be looking for?	Above all else, spontaneous selfless generosity. Not the “I take a selfie giving change to a beggar“ buls*!t.
What would you say or do if a member of your family came back to life for a whole minute?	Assuming one of the deceased ones, probably nothing. A minute is not enough time to dig their way out of a coffin and six feet of earth.
Who do you think will fix the world and why?	The second coming of Jesus Christ!
What’s the best hangover cure?	Not drinking. Works every time
What food are you craving that isn’t available where you are?	I'm in New England. We have NO Mexican food. If you own a Taco Truck, drive it to me, please. Yes, some people say, "I love so-and-so's place." That's because you don't know real Mexican food and have found a place that has made it so bland that your New England palate likes it. The poor, poor owner has had to do this because people kept sending it back saying it, "has too much cilantro," or "it's too spicy." Freaking ruining it for everyone...
Say some aliens knocked your door. How would you greet them?	Long deep hug.
What to do if iMovie on iPhone doesn’t show a YouTube icon for uploading a video?	Export to camera roll & upload from the youtube app?
What’s the downside of popping your ears?	I have flaccid tympanic membranes. I had ear surgery when I was 8, and after it healed, the doctor told me to pop them as much as I could to see if they would thicken or strengthen (I don’t remember which term is correct.) They didn’t. My ears pop many times every day. Several times a day, they get stuck halfway and I have to finish it myself. The up side of my condition is that unless my sinuses are full, the ear-pops of flying or driving to high altitudes are not painful at all for me.
If you could marry a version of yourself that was the opposite gender, with the exact same personality as you have, would you marry him/her? Why, or why not? If not, what one trait would you think the other "you" should change?	If I met a version of me that was the opposite gender, neither of us would want to marry because we've never even considered marriage. We'd probably fuck a lot though.
If you had to lose one of the 5 human senses (sight, sound, smell, taste, touch), which one would you choose?	Taste, probably help me curb eating bad foods at times 😂
who is the dumbest person you have ever worked with and what is the dumbest thing they did ?	Myself. He fucked up my life.
What is something your pet did that made you think „ wow they are not so different compared to is“?	Lil dumbass got spooked by her own reflection which happened to me later that day
You get shrunken down to a microscopic size and you wake up in the human body what do you do?	Kill the host
What jobs give good international mobility (allow you to work anywhere)?	Translator. Just need a good computer and good internet service.
Why have all Scientologist actors not been cancelled by the public? Why give them a pass?	I bet not everyone there are Tom Cruise-level of devoted. Some of them might be victims stuck in that cult. Also: is Karin still here?
People who watch Belle delphine, why?	Who?
America's that went to Europe what surprised you the most?	Smokers and the free healthcare probably...
To the Parents that say: Not mad, but disappointed. Why is disappointment better than plain being mad?	anger can be contagious more easily than disappointment. disappointment stops you from being angry, which stops them from being angry, which stops them from standing by what they did.
What was your favorite flash game?	happy wheels
What would the world be like if clothes were never invented and everyone were naked? Like would people still be sexually attracted towards eachother?	Yes, because humans are animals and animals have reproductive instincts.
In hell, what songs do you think would be on constant replay?	All I want for Christmas
You're invited for Dinner, the menus reads "Entrée: Lust on a bed of gluttony, dressed in greed. Side: Sloth with a hint of envy, covered in pride - bathing in a sea of wrath." What's the main course?	Cum covered sushi with gold leaf served on top a nude Thicc girl, in a Nyotaimori style. The side is a frozen tv dinner with a little too much black pepper, with an unnecessary sprig of parsley, drowned in ghost pepper sauce.
What is truly AaMmAaZzIiNnGg?	Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?
What’s the first thing you ate this year?	Leftovers from last year
how do you fuck up a blackbear when you encounter one in the woods?	Bearspray, or punch it in the nose. Black bears are sissies
What's the longest you have had a song stuck in your head? What was that song? How did you eventually get rid of it?	ever since I started drumming and really getting into music (so about 2011-now) I have always tapped the beat of AC/DCs Back In Black whenever I get bored, I can get most of the way through the song before I forget the words in my head.
What does it feel like to be in a coma ?	i dont remember
What do you look for in a potential partner/relationship?	chemistry and honesty
Who does the giant health bar in the sky belong to?	That healthbar belongs to the final boss of life, namely existential dread. Good luck buddy, you gonna need it.
What are some cursed product ideas?	Nipple removers
Any witty comebacks for: Why are you still single?	'Why are you a cunt?'
How do you get out from an abusive family?	Get a job ASAP and as soon as you can afford one, get an apartment
What is the strangest compliment someone has ever given you?	in the middle of my first pelvic exam, with two fingers literally inside me for the exam, my doctor told me my hips were great for childbirth and my eyes made my soul look kind. i was there to get started on birth control.
The death of which online service or game or app saddens you the most?	The closing down of the Nintendo Wii Shop Channel. 🤭

What's the funniest accident you've ever witnessed in person?

my own, i forgot the sugar in a cheesecake

What is the biggest culture shock you have ever faced?

The first time I went to China on business, I casually strolled down Nanjing Road in Shanghai surrounded by sophistication and passerbys wearing Chanel and Prada. Suddenly, a woman carrying a baby, dressed top-to-bottom in brand clothing stops, lifts the baby up in the air allowing him/her to defecate. I was so shocked that had to stop and looked at the scene in horror. The baby didn’t wear a diaper under the onesie but rather had a deliberately made opening. Surely, I thought this to be the exception vs. the rule until I saw it everywhere accross China- moms allowing their children to go on the street and picking up their poops like we pick up after our pets. In China it is socially acceptable for kids to urinate and poop anywhere on the streets. Sometimes, you just see a kid while walking, squat and go!

Which Profession do you like and why?

I fantasize about coding and software engineering. Why you ask? You can create just about anything you want if you get creative enough. Thats like being god.

What do you think about personal development books?

I think you think what personal development books think what you think I think

if you could keep only ONE app on your smartphone,what would it be and why?

Supergram.Modified version of telegram. Its where i get the weed

If you were to associate a scent to a color, what would colors smell like to you?

Well like skittles flavors

What is the weirdest thing about your best friend?

She can orgasm in her sleep.

How would you feel about colonizing the sun?

Bright idea

What about you with new journey ?

What about you with language?

What are your top three highschool moments?

Dancing with my crush, I think, is the top. The others would be getting great results in a national chemistry competition (would have gone to the finals had it not been for the pandemic) and just, actually, the whole experience. Best years of my life by far.

if you could,would you travel in the future or past and why?

Yes. To the past. To win the euro millions (I’m shallow, sue me).

How has clashing with your nemesis forced you to become a better person?

I was unfortunately forced to care about something, and say my feeling, now everyone knows who I am, kinda, well not really since he is a dumb asshile that doesnt listen to anything but himself, and no one else was around us

Sorters by new. What's your opinion on people making the same post on multiple subs? Does it annoy you or don't you mind it?

More annoyed about seeing the same post on the same sub.

Honest question: Why is it so easy to walk out the door and disappear in the USA?

Depends how many people give a shit about you I guess.

Australians fought Emus and lost. What other animal would surprisingly win in a battle against humans?

Apparently, bats.

What question are you sick of being asked?

"Holy shit, are those beauties real?"

What sounds BETTER when taken out of context?

I pulled her out of a fire.

People who moved to a foreign country, what is the fundamental thing about people that you did not expect at all?

I will start: I am born and raised Turkish, and I moved to Germany for work at early 30s. After several years living here happily and having made many friends, the thing that surprised me most is how often people here do things just because "that's how one does" or just someone told them it is good to do so. Not because they personally like to do it. And I am not talking about traditional things here. Ofc the traditions are that way by nature. To give several examples: Waking up early. This was the biggest shocker for me. Because for work, I also need to wake up early. But MANY Germans (atleast people my age and over meaning 30+) wake up early also on weekends, summer holidays, or in retirement. They have absolute no reason to do so, but they still do so. I ask why, the answer is just , "that's how one does". Then they need to take a nap at noon and have coffee whole day, because they arent rested enough. The company I work for says you can come between 06:00-08:30 in the morning, it is flexible. Many of my coworkers come at 06:00, even tho they have no children or plans that require them to end work early. Many people eat a salad. When I ask if they like those particular salad greens, how they taste, they say no. We eat salad in Turkey because we like the taste of many greens. Here it seems it is just because "it is good for you" Many people go trekking. I ask if they like forest, or scenery or just fresh air etc., and generally the answer yes, but not much. They do it because it is just a good thing to do. People go for a weekend trip or holiday trip A LOT here. Almost at level of obsession when there is 3 day holiday, they must travel to atleast another city. I talk with German friends, and they say how tired they are, so I say "Ah nice then, 3 day vacation coming, you can just sleep late and rest whole weekend". They don't. They rigorously plan a 3 day trip and come back even more tired. Because that is what you do in a 3 day vacation. There are hundred more examples like how they eat basicly same food at breakfast and dinner, but hold the bread in hand at breakfast, but put it on a plate and eat with knife and fork at dinner. I am just so surprised how many things people do things "just because".

What is the best way to decor the room?

Put the plant in the room. Cozy and beautiful 😌

What do you wish there was an app for?

Asexual dating app

Where and when would be the worst place and time to start bursting into tears?

first day in prison. you might as well paint a target on your back.

Does people really wear shoes inside the house? And if yes, why? Isn't it unconfortable?

I legitimately thought all Americans wear shoes in the house after watching so many movies when I was a little child lmao

What's the most weird saying where you live and what does it means?

"Ah, she really porked a piggy, eh?" It means missed a stop sign.

How was your sleep?

I just slept through a year.

[Serious] People who have taken a year off from school or work, what did you do and why?

Smoked a lot of pot and didn’t go back to school. Don’t take a break

What unsolved mystery has always bothered you?

the missing MH370 flight

What are some of the “hacks” that has made your professional life easier?

learning more about excel

Urinal or the stall? What's better?

The world is my toilet.

What would you do if you got a chilling phone call?

I’d be very chilled

People who haven’t pooped yet in 2021, why are you still holding in last years shit?

Did you think this would take off?

What is the difference between feeling sad and feeling depressed?

Never got diagnosed but from what I've heard, read, and talked about with friends is that: Sad is, well, sad. Depressed is feeling empty. No purpose, motivation, enthusiasm, determination, ambition, you name it (most of these are synonyms btw).

What are some happy, wholesome, and reassuring facts?

Mussolini is still dead.

Everybody moved to mars except you because you slept in. You wake up amd you're alone. What do you do?

As a introvert, it would be paradise

Why would a doctor say "Oh... I believe you" and "Not to belittle you, but others have it worse" when coming in a with a visible and valid medical concern?

No good doctor would say this. If they do, find another doctor.

How have you mended your relationship with your closest friend?

we're no longer BFF's, she posted a pic on instagram of all her BFF's and i wasn't in a single pic, we've been friends since we were 2 and looking back on it she was kinda toxic and I'm better without her even though i still want her back, I'm scared she'll say sorry and wanna be friends again but later on ill just be ditched again, we had a long falling out leading up to this so it was bound to happen eventually

What do you find helps for a post drunk hangover ?

Pedialite

[Serious] Which language do you believe to have the best way of articulating humor?

not sure to what degree humor depends on the language. I think there are jokes in each language that just don't work in any other language.

People who still haven’t taken there Halloween decorations down are you just lazzy or are you keeping them up for a reason?

Lazzy

If a song can cure anything, what would you want it to be?

If it can cure anything I don't really care what it is

What's the difference between deppresion and saddnes?

Sadness is like losing something. Depressing is losing your own self. Sadness is like something is missing but depression is when everything is missing. Sadness is an emotion you still feel. Depression is being numb and losing your mind because you have no idea who you are or what you miss. Sadness is something you know has a solution somewhere even if it’s unreachable at the time. Depression is not knowing at all what the solution is that you can’t even be comforted knowing it’s out there, you just can’t have it. It’s not. You don’t know what it is. It’s like thinking of a color that doesn’t exist. Sadness is deep but depression feels boundless and endless. Sadness can be argued with. Depression makes no sense and voids all form of structural emotion so you cannot argue with it. Sadness doesn’t make you want to stop existing, to end everything, to forget who you are. You just want to forget the event that made you sad. Depression makes you want to forget your own self. To stop being in existence.

What’s the one mistake from last year that you promise not to make again this year?

Getting too angry.

What gave you the power to stand up to your bully?

Bribes to older , tougher kids.

What's are your favorite game(s) that's you think everybody should try and play once in their life ?

Minecraft

Introverts, how do you deal with unwanted calls?

I just sit there watching the phone ring until they give up

What do you not understand at all?

Conversations

How does the way you tick the "I'm not a robot" box decide if you need the photo square test?

DON'T ANSWER. IT'S A TR------ *signal lost*

what do we think is the biggest difference between our generation and our parents?

The internet.

What if the Christmas truce was during World War 2?

The Nazis would have had an entire extra night to kill Jews/dispose of evidence.

What shocked you most about USA?

Not that much united

When was the last time you tried 'Slow Food' ?

What is slow food?

What’s an incredibly morbid fact you learned?

anything about the child birth process

What Monopoly property (either the American or the British) would you like to live in?

Mayfair

What is your dream personality?

Pretty normal, except I run slower than walking, resulting in me fucking WALKING away from pursuers when chased (tried running, did not change anything, just moved even slower). Also at times can become invisible and transparent. I've dreamt where bullets pass right through me. Sometimes that doesn't work though. It's a mixed bag.

What determines your dreams?

My events of daytime

What is the thing that surprised you most when transitioning from childhood into adulthood?

For me, it was the fact that adults are basically just big children. None of us know what the fuck we’re doing, really.

What's your McDonald's order?

2 quarter pounders and an oreo mcflurry

In your own words, what is your state known for?

Everything is bigger here.

What is OR-CCSEH-21 transaction error and how to fix it?

What

what assumption do people always make about you that isn’t true?

They assume I don't watch them sleep.

What weapons ( and items ) from video games would you like irl?

The portal gun.

What is the last memory you´d recall if you were about to breathe in the last breath right now?

Meeting my girl for the first time

What number should be removed from numbers for the rest of time?

2020

What do you think of the LGBT+ community?

Feel like this is a loaded question

What's the point of asking someone if their ok if they say no,like what can you even do?

Talk to them

How far can the rules be bent before they are broken?

Depends on who's breaking the rules usually.

You press shuffle on your playlist, the first song that plays is your theme song. What is it?

Jesus Christ Pose by Soundgarden. That's a pretty epic theme song lmao

We all talk about 'red flags' to avoid in a potential partner, but what are some 'green flags' that we should be looking for?

Above all else, spontaneous selfless generosity. Not the “I take a selfie giving change to a beggar“ buls*!t.

What would you say or do if a member of your family came back to life for a whole minute?

Assuming one of the deceased ones, probably nothing. A minute is not enough time to dig their way out of a coffin and six feet of earth.

Who do you think will fix the world and why?

The second coming of Jesus Christ!

What’s the best hangover cure?

Not drinking. Works every time

What food are you craving that isn’t available where you are?

I'm in New England. We have NO Mexican food. If you own a Taco Truck, drive it to me, please. Yes, some people say, "I love so-and-so's place." That's because you don't know real Mexican food and have found a place that has made it so bland that your New England palate likes it. The poor, poor owner has had to do this because people kept sending it back saying it, "has too much cilantro," or "it's too spicy." Freaking ruining it for everyone...

Say some aliens knocked your door. How would you greet them?

Long deep hug.

What to do if iMovie on iPhone doesn’t show a YouTube icon for uploading a video?

Export to camera roll & upload from the youtube app?

What’s the downside of popping your ears?

I have flaccid tympanic membranes. I had ear surgery when I was 8, and after it healed, the doctor told me to pop them as much as I could to see if they would thicken or strengthen (I don’t remember which term is correct.) They didn’t. My ears pop many times every day. Several times a day, they get stuck halfway and I have to finish it myself. The up side of my condition is that unless my sinuses are full, the ear-pops of flying or driving to high altitudes are not painful at all for me.

If you could marry a version of yourself that was the opposite gender, with the exact same personality as you have, would you marry him/her? Why, or why not? If not, what one trait would you think the other "you" should change?

If I met a version of me that was the opposite gender, neither of us would want to marry because we've never even considered marriage. We'd probably fuck a lot though.

If you had to lose one of the 5 human senses (sight, sound, smell, taste, touch), which one would you choose?

Taste, probably help me curb eating bad foods at times 😂

who is the dumbest person you have ever worked with and what is the dumbest thing they did ?

Myself. He fucked up my life.

What is something your pet did that made you think „ wow they are not so different compared to is“?

Lil dumbass got spooked by her own reflection which happened to me later that day

You get shrunken down to a microscopic size and you wake up in the human body what do you do?

Kill the host

What jobs give good international mobility (allow you to work anywhere)?

Translator. Just need a good computer and good internet service.

Why have all Scientologist actors not been cancelled by the public? Why give them a pass?

I bet not everyone there are Tom Cruise-level of devoted. Some of them might be victims stuck in that cult. Also: is Karin still here?

People who watch Belle delphine, why?

Who?

America's that went to Europe what surprised you the most?

Smokers and the free healthcare probably...

To the Parents that say: Not mad, but disappointed. Why is disappointment better than plain being mad?

anger can be contagious more easily than disappointment. disappointment stops you from being angry, which stops them from being angry, which stops them from standing by what they did.

What was your favorite flash game?

happy wheels

What would the world be like if clothes were never invented and everyone were naked? Like would people still be sexually attracted towards eachother?

Yes, because humans are animals and animals have reproductive instincts.

In hell, what songs do you think would be on constant replay?

All I want for Christmas

You're invited for Dinner, the menus reads "Entrée: Lust on a bed of gluttony, dressed in greed. Side: Sloth with a hint of envy, covered in pride - bathing in a sea of wrath." What's the main course?

Cum covered sushi with gold leaf served on top a nude Thicc girl, in a Nyotaimori style. The side is a frozen tv dinner with a little too much black pepper, with an unnecessary sprig of parsley, drowned in ghost pepper sauce.

What is truly AaMmAaZzIiNnGg?

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

What’s the first thing you ate this year?

Leftovers from last year

how do you fuck up a blackbear when you encounter one in the woods?

Bearspray, or punch it in the nose. Black bears are sissies

What's the longest you have had a song stuck in your head? What was that song? How did you eventually get rid of it?

ever since I started drumming and really getting into music (so about 2011-now) I have always tapped the beat of AC/DCs Back In Black whenever I get bored, I can get most of the way through the song before I forget the words in my head.

What does it feel like to be in a coma ?

i dont remember

What do you look for in a potential partner/relationship?

chemistry and honesty

Who does the giant health bar in the sky belong to?

That healthbar belongs to the final boss of life, namely existential dread. Good luck buddy, you gonna need it.

What are some cursed product ideas?

Nipple removers

Any witty comebacks for: Why are you still single?

'Why are you a cunt?'

How do you get out from an abusive family?

Get a job ASAP and as soon as you can afford one, get an apartment

What is the strangest compliment someone has ever given you?

in the middle of my first pelvic exam, with two fingers literally inside me for the exam, my doctor told me my hips were great for childbirth and my eyes made my soul look kind. i was there to get started on birth control.

The death of which online service or game or app saddens you the most?

The closing down of the Nintendo Wii Shop Channel. 🤭