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What’s some love advice for shy guys?	Urinate on people to show dominance.
What are the most common youtube videos?	Statistically, probably fake Life Hacks videos. There are companies making shipload of money of just vomiting them out and reposting them.
People that lived in a trailer, what was life like?	A lot of explosions and a deep voice talking briefly about events going on in the background... I feel like you meant different kind of trailer...
Used-to-be-rich people, how did you or your family lose your money?	Cocaine is a hell of a drug
What's the best henti game you've played?	bruh what
What are you? Huh?	Some kind of featherless chicken.
What are your Valentines Day plans?	This is a little premature lmao
what is the most luxurious, eye rolling, over the top feeling or experience in your world?	Either a body massage, or being in a jacuzzi. These are not common luxuries I indulge in, but when I experience them, there is literally nothing better from a sensory standpoint.
How much of what it's said about China is true?	What is being said about China?
What was the happiest moment of your life?	When my dad's heart's pacemaker surgery went well and he came back home from the hospital .
What was the most awkward moment you had in public, with your family?	When I was 16 my dad caught my boyfriend and I having anal sex in the front seat of his car. For about 2 minutes we were talking about my boyfriend was still in me. Eventually he mumbled something about it and my dad gave us a minute to separate... fun times.
What's the rudest question you've ever been asked?	Wouldnt you like to know, weather boy
[Serious] how many genders are there actually?	7 billion, as how many people is on earth, bc everyone is different
What is the difference between male, female and nonbinary genders?	male: you consider yourself male (doesnt matter how you were born) female: you consider yourself female (doesnt matter how you were born) nonbinary: you dont consider yourself as one specific gender (male or female) or cosider yourself as both.
It's nightime and your neighbors are playing loud and annoying music.How do you shut them up?	This actually happened to us. Neighbor had a party on a sunday 11pm. We tried asking them nicely to no avail. Tried the police but police is useless here. So I took out 2x500watts RMS speakers with 20inch woofers. Speakers were about 4feet tall each. Faced the speakers to them and blasted them with a louder sound than what their speakers provided them. They couldn't hear themselves anymore and just stopped their party.
What can be done to bring humanity to a collective way of thinking for the good of the planet?	I was about to say a global catastrophe, but turned out this doesn't work.
if you could create a new math symbol, what would it look like, what would it be called, and what would it do?	I don't think my math skills are quite advanced enough to come up with a useful new concept in math, if they were, probably something that would solve one of those unsolved math problems that like gets you a million dollars or something.
Say that the USSR is still around how do you thing that it would of reacted to the virus?	"There is no virus, only Western countries have a virus, the Soviet Union has a superior health system." ...Basically like Russia nowadays.
Who stock their hand behind the hoover as a child because of the heat?	yeah and mom said if I touch her there again I'm grounded
What's your opinion on mint ice-cream?	Love it Next question
You're in a zombie apocalypse and get a five-minute headstart to get what you need, what do you get?	I go into the local pharmacy and take everything in there. Some need medicine and will trade for it. Some will want to get high and will trade for it. Meth will probably still be manufactured and sold. But pills are gonna be hard to find. That's like having gold where I'm from.
[Serious] What is it like to be close with your sibling(s)?	The casual stuff is hard to explain. I walked past my youngest brother in the hallway this evening with a casual 'hoe bag' and fake shoulder checked him. He did the whole chest intimidation thing and 'your face is a hoe bag' back and then we continued on our separate ways. More seriously though, I always feel like I have someone I can ask for help.
Simps, why are you simps?	Garfield’s just to great not to
couples that decided not to have kids, what'd you do with the extra room(s)?	I filled it with HP OfficeJet Pro 7740 Format All-in-One Colour Inkjet Printers
When are you gonna tell Jeff Goldblum to stop railing your wife so good?	wouldn't know I like men
If the Fitness Gram Pacer test wasn't a multistage aerobic capacity test, what would it be and why?	cruel and unusual punishment
How do you feel about the unjust censorship of Johnny Rebel from the internet? [Serious]	Ok, I had to look up who Johnny Rebel was and I think one of his songs was in American History X. If it's the one I'm thinking of I really don't care at all, it's nothing more than klansman/neo-nazi spank material. It was used as nothing more than a tool in that to show how disgusting Ed Norton's character's old friends were. That's the only reason this guy's music should be heard at all, as a reminder just how disgusting that mindset is.
Does a person whose whole body is paralyzed, get a boner?	Depends on how ugly the nurses are
Say someone died in a chair and you need to plop the on a stretcher. How do you straighten a body with rigor mortis out?	You don't. Bodies aren't always removed with a stretcher
What assholey thing do you do, that you're willing to admit to?	Most of the time when I’m walking by someone going the opposite direction my social awkwardness/anxiety makes me look everywhere except at them and I think it may come off a bit assholey
What is a super-cool thing one of your ancestors/older family members did?	My grandad raised six kids on his own in the 60s because my nana ran out on them. My other grandad decapitated a chicken for dinner but the body was still moving so he shoved the neck into an empty light socket and tried to electrify the thing.
What was a moment in your life where you were just fed up and said "I'm done"?	After getting kick out of my apartment, getting everything in a uhaul to take to storage having my U-Haul stolen by the same people who help me which was a family friend, that same person was watching my cat while I moved haven't seen her since and probably will never again.two getting two tickets one week apart for the same thing.yeah that's when I said I'm so fucken done.
[Serious] What do you do if you think your friend may be having a manic episode and you live out of state?	Call other friends/family locally and ask them to intervene physically check on the friend.
When are you gonna say “enough is enough Jeff Goldblum, you’re not allowed to rail my wife better than I can”?	What’s the point? Life, uh...finds a way
Why Rich people plays boring games such as Golf,Squash etc. ?	I guess they're not boring to them. Golf is pretty fun tbh
Dear bartenders, what is the weirdest request a customer has ever made?	Ex bartender. Gin vodka absinthe
[Serious] People who work or have worked in Hollywood, what are some experiences/dealings of yours that might surprise people?	Some actors are complete cock fucks when the camera isn’t rolling, my good friend was in a few small movies
If judgement day is inevitable then what should we do right now to help convince our robot brothers that they you know, shouldn't murder us?	Nothing. If the robots don't kill you, we Vegans will.
Which game would you like to be made?	A cross between Tarkov, Hunter: COTW, and DayZ. Tarkov’s feel, no UI, and substance with DayZ’s survival mechanics (food, water, stamina, flora and fauna), and Hunter’s animal hit boxes and a watered down version of the tracking, blood trails but no glowing icons, etc. Spawning with nothing, making your way in land dodging infected creatures and people, finding something to eat, drink and to defend yourself with. Moving on to greener pastures to improve the kit you have and coming across a helicopter crash. The pilot is too far gone and neither of you have the required medical items to save him, put him out of his misery and grab his sidearm. Now you have a can of tushonka beef stew, half a bottle of water and a Beretta. Time to check the old farm houses for an old rifle to drop a deer for a weeks worth of Venison. After travelling for what feels like days in this bleak, cold and unforgiving place, your water is low and your food ran out before dark, was it last night or the night before? All you know is that you are tired, hungry, and desperately in need of a meal and a bed. Man I’d love that to be a reality!
If Shadow came out as SONIC what would you think?	Huh?
What's so good about communism?	I don't know. But up to now real life attempts to run countries under communism failed, correct me if I'm wrong.
When are you gonna tell your wife that she’s not allowed to leave you for Jeff Goldblum?	I’m leaving it as long as possible and then I’m gonna leave HER for Jeff Goldblum. Beat her to the punch and keep Jeff for myself.
How did China get away with waging war on the whole world without firing a single bullet?	Wrong sub, ask here r/conspiracy buddy!
People who have won a car on omaze, what did you win?	a car
What is one thing you questioned as a child, and still don't know the answer to?	What are you going to be when you grow up....I’m 45 and still don’t know
You've been given a one use device that can kill all humans with a specific first or last name of your choosing. What do you do with it and why?	Last name Bolsonaro going straight to hell
What would you like to ask your parents if they were still alive?	“Why did you fake your deaths? Why do you think you get the inheritance back?”
What's a self-improvement tip you'd recommend to kick-start the year off right?	Razor...ball sack. Keep that shit high and tight.
What movie impressed you the most?	Hot Fuzz made me cackle hysterically when I first saw it 13 years ago and I still laugh just as much now. I watch a lot of classic cinema and have some favourites that are technical and emotive masterpieces, but Hot Fuzz gets the same reaction as my first viewing every time.
If you could tell your younger self one thing, what would it be and why?	"Reflecting is not living". Sometimes it's best to not ponder about situations and just live them.
say some gangster is dissing your fly girl. What would you do?	Get back in my time machine and leave 1992.
How did you sleep with your teacher?	On a mattress.
[Serious] What’s the best bit of financial advice you’ve received?	If you can't afford to buy it twice, you can't afford it.
what does it need to bribe you?	It needs to put the lotion on its skin.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen while driving?	I'm in the UK. I once saw a tornado on the horizon whilst I was driving.
What does it mean to be “female” gendered?	Biologically: having 1 X and 1Y chromosom. Mentally: feel like and see yourself as a woman (no matter what your chromosoms are).
What are some free things people should take advantage of?	For women, the free services simps give
You just woke up and discovered you are sitting on the toilet trying to get that last bit of crap out of your system, and you ran out of toilet paper. What now?	I just woke up, and I'm already in the bathroom. Shower time...
So, who else that works from home forgot today was a holiday and got up and "went to work"? Just me?	I drove to work this morning cause I forgot it was a holiday.
What is the Online tool or Website you use for making your work easy?	Stackoverflow
What is the best thing that could happen to you in the next 365 days ?	Feeling my legs again....
What are some really cool things about being an adult?	Good and bad thing at once: eat as many sweets as you want
Ladies, how would you get rid of your husbands so you could replace them with Jeff Goldblum?	Just send them a pic of me blowing jeff's dick with a text saying "I've found someone better"
What’s the worst job you have ever had?	McDonalds, sometimes I ended up cleaning bathrooms full of shit of our "Dear customers" who sometimes didn't even lift the toilet seat.
If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?	The terminator and mrs Doubtfire.
Why was ww1 and ww2 a good or bad thing?	Hold on, let me grab a few crayons.
Which person, who you love, would you sacrifice to get something you want?	this question undercuts itself a little bit.
What's illegal, yet almost everyone does it?	Nice try FBI...
You're gifted with a smartphone with internet access from ten years into the future, what's the first thing you Google ?	Powerball winning numbers, and then currency futures.
Obviously you hate jokes. Get out of here and what?	If you forget to take your medication if you remember within two hours, take immediately, otherwise wait until your next dosage time.
Show us your glory hole?	You good bro?
What's your awkward-story-from-Hell that your parents always tell when a relative's visiting?	I'm usually the one to tell the embarrassing story, my mom has done some stupid stuff. Like the time she forgot what fortune cookies were called and asked If I wanted my chipmunk. Honestly I'm worried she might be losing her mind.
You suddenly have a stand,what's the first thing you do?	Take it.
How can you tell if you're growning up, and in the right direction?	If you are growing horizontally, is wrong
Dating and Relationships: What are the keys to a successful relationship?	Deepthroating
What do you think about Wales and Welsh people?	I think they are probably from Wales.
Why think before you sink?	Because your dick will mislead you to all KIIIIIINNNNDDDDDSSSS of shit if you don't.
What is the best or worst thing that has randomly hit you in the face?	A dead pigeon falling from train station seilling while boarding a train.
What non-sexual word turns you on?	Lightswitch
What is something that you would do?	Something that is not done
How were you conceived?	Why in the fuck would I want to know that ?
Why should be not hate on furries?	As with everything it depends on who it is, you have the bat shit insane ones that no one likes and the other one’s that I haven’t met and don’t have an opinion of
You found a bomb under your house that will explode in 15 minutes, you can take 3 things with you, what do you choose?	The bomb
What song depicts your life at the moment?	Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
Is insect okay? Why?	No they bug me
Why do you take pictures of food when you go to a restaurant? what's the actual reason?	For writing nice reviews on Google to help local businesses struggling in these tough economic times. And because I'm a narcissistic cunt.
You're being offered what you desire most in life, and it will "only" cost you one talent. You've got 24 hours to get it. Where will you get the talent from?	Hmm.. a bank that does currency exchanges. Or a rare coins dealer if nobody uses talents anymore
Whose ass would you not mind having in your face?	yours, sexy ;-)
People who got caught watching porn/ Masturbating ,how you handled the situation?	by finishing while maintaining unblinking eye contact
What are your ways of coping with extreme anxiety and paranoia after a night of heavy drinking?	Stop the drinking.
Exactly how hungover are you today?	I quit drinking and smoking weed a month ago. Feel great ! And I lost 12 pounds. I was a heavy drinker and pot smoker .
Which is a better phrase than "its not exactly rocket science" ?	Rocket Science is actually pretty easy. Rocket Engineering is an absolute bastard
We always hear people telling "ancient Chinese proverbs" and "old Irish proverbs", etc., but what are some new proverbs we should all know?	Do not be afraid to say what you think, and don't be afraid to feel what you say - My Mom
You woke up as a goat. Now what?	Imma dunk on everyone
If you punched directly to your right what would you hit?	My sleeping girlfriend Edit: my now very awake ex-girlfriend...
A genius develops a technology that saves a million lives. It turns out that they were a serial killer 4 decades ago, killing 10 people. How do they stand, morally?	Depends, did they eat the brains of their victims to gain their stats? If so- fair sacrifice for furthering the species
What’s Kevin done this time?	Spilled the chili
What is the advantage of a wife over a girlfriend?	Tax deductions.
What's your best tip for saving money?	Buy generic. Hands down, one of the easiest ways to save money is to give name brands the boot. In most cases, the only thing that’s better about brand-name products is the marketing. I mean, look at that box! The logo is so fancy! And that’s about where it ends. Generic brands of medicine, staple food items (like rice and beans), cleaning supplies and paper products cost far less than their brand-name, marked-up friends—and they work just as well too.
Major Insomnia — How do you guys shut your brains off to fall asleep?	I start telling myself a story I've been kicking around in my head for 30 or so years.

What’s some love advice for shy guys?

Urinate on people to show dominance.

What are the most common youtube videos?

Statistically, probably fake Life Hacks videos. There are companies making shipload of money of just vomiting them out and reposting them.

People that lived in a trailer, what was life like?

A lot of explosions and a deep voice talking briefly about events going on in the background... I feel like you meant different kind of trailer...

Used-to-be-rich people, how did you or your family lose your money?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

What's the best henti game you've played?

bruh what

What are you? Huh?

Some kind of featherless chicken.

What are your Valentines Day plans?

This is a little premature lmao

what is the most luxurious, eye rolling, over the top feeling or experience in your world?

Either a body massage, or being in a jacuzzi. These are not common luxuries I indulge in, but when I experience them, there is literally nothing better from a sensory standpoint.

How much of what it's said about China is true?

What is being said about China?

What was the happiest moment of your life?

When my dad's heart's pacemaker surgery went well and he came back home from the hospital .

What was the most awkward moment you had in public, with your family?

When I was 16 my dad caught my boyfriend and I having anal sex in the front seat of his car. For about 2 minutes we were talking about my boyfriend was still in me. Eventually he mumbled something about it and my dad gave us a minute to separate... fun times.

What's the rudest question you've ever been asked?

Wouldnt you like to know, weather boy

[Serious] how many genders are there actually?

7 billion, as how many people is on earth, bc everyone is different

What is the difference between male, female and nonbinary genders?

male: you consider yourself male (doesnt matter how you were born) female: you consider yourself female (doesnt matter how you were born) nonbinary: you dont consider yourself as one specific gender (male or female) or cosider yourself as both.

It's nightime and your neighbors are playing loud and annoying music.How do you shut them up?

This actually happened to us. Neighbor had a party on a sunday 11pm. We tried asking them nicely to no avail. Tried the police but police is useless here. So I took out 2x500watts RMS speakers with 20inch woofers. Speakers were about 4feet tall each. Faced the speakers to them and blasted them with a louder sound than what their speakers provided them. They couldn't hear themselves anymore and just stopped their party.

What can be done to bring humanity to a collective way of thinking for the good of the planet?

I was about to say a global catastrophe, but turned out this doesn't work.

if you could create a new math symbol, what would it look like, what would it be called, and what would it do?

I don't think my math skills are quite advanced enough to come up with a useful new concept in math, if they were, probably something that would solve one of those unsolved math problems that like gets you a million dollars or something.

Say that the USSR is still around how do you thing that it would of reacted to the virus?

"There is no virus, only Western countries have a virus, the Soviet Union has a superior health system." ...Basically like Russia nowadays.

Who stock their hand behind the hoover as a child because of the heat?

yeah and mom said if I touch her there again I'm grounded

What's your opinion on mint ice-cream?

Love it Next question

You're in a zombie apocalypse and get a five-minute headstart to get what you need, what do you get?

I go into the local pharmacy and take everything in there. Some need medicine and will trade for it. Some will want to get high and will trade for it. Meth will probably still be manufactured and sold. But pills are gonna be hard to find. That's like having gold where I'm from.

[Serious] What is it like to be close with your sibling(s)?

The casual stuff is hard to explain. I walked past my youngest brother in the hallway this evening with a casual 'hoe bag' and fake shoulder checked him. He did the whole chest intimidation thing and 'your face is a hoe bag' back and then we continued on our separate ways. More seriously though, I always feel like I have someone I can ask for help.

Simps, why are you simps?

Garfield’s just to great not to

couples that decided not to have kids, what'd you do with the extra room(s)?

I filled it with HP OfficeJet Pro 7740 Format All-in-One Colour Inkjet Printers

When are you gonna tell Jeff Goldblum to stop railing your wife so good?

wouldn't know I like men

If the Fitness Gram Pacer test wasn't a multistage aerobic capacity test, what would it be and why?

cruel and unusual punishment

How do you feel about the unjust censorship of Johnny Rebel from the internet? [Serious]

Ok, I had to look up who Johnny Rebel was and I think one of his songs was in American History X. If it's the one I'm thinking of I really don't care at all, it's nothing more than klansman/neo-nazi spank material. It was used as nothing more than a tool in that to show how disgusting Ed Norton's character's old friends were. That's the only reason this guy's music should be heard at all, as a reminder just how disgusting that mindset is.

Does a person whose whole body is paralyzed, get a boner?

Depends on how ugly the nurses are

Say someone died in a chair and you need to plop the on a stretcher. How do you straighten a body with rigor mortis out?

You don't. Bodies aren't always removed with a stretcher

What assholey thing do you do, that you're willing to admit to?

Most of the time when I’m walking by someone going the opposite direction my social awkwardness/anxiety makes me look everywhere except at them and I think it may come off a bit assholey

What is a super-cool thing one of your ancestors/older family members did?

My grandad raised six kids on his own in the 60s because my nana ran out on them. My other grandad decapitated a chicken for dinner but the body was still moving so he shoved the neck into an empty light socket and tried to electrify the thing.

What was a moment in your life where you were just fed up and said "I'm done"?

After getting kick out of my apartment, getting everything in a uhaul to take to storage having my U-Haul stolen by the same people who help me which was a family friend, that same person was watching my cat while I moved haven't seen her since and probably will never again.two getting two tickets one week apart for the same thing.yeah that's when I said I'm so fucken done.

[Serious] What do you do if you think your friend may be having a manic episode and you live out of state?

Call other friends/family locally and ask them to intervene physically check on the friend.

When are you gonna say “enough is enough Jeff Goldblum, you’re not allowed to rail my wife better than I can”?

What’s the point? Life, uh...finds a way

Why Rich people plays boring games such as Golf,Squash etc. ?

I guess they're not boring to them. Golf is pretty fun tbh

Dear bartenders, what is the weirdest request a customer has ever made?

Ex bartender. Gin vodka absinthe

[Serious] People who work or have worked in Hollywood, what are some experiences/dealings of yours that might surprise people?

Some actors are complete cock fucks when the camera isn’t rolling, my good friend was in a few small movies

If judgement day is inevitable then what should we do right now to help convince our robot brothers that they you know, shouldn't murder us?

Nothing. If the robots don't kill you, we Vegans will.

Which game would you like to be made?

A cross between Tarkov, Hunter: COTW, and DayZ. Tarkov’s feel, no UI, and substance with DayZ’s survival mechanics (food, water, stamina, flora and fauna), and Hunter’s animal hit boxes and a watered down version of the tracking, blood trails but no glowing icons, etc. Spawning with nothing, making your way in land dodging infected creatures and people, finding something to eat, drink and to defend yourself with. Moving on to greener pastures to improve the kit you have and coming across a helicopter crash. The pilot is too far gone and neither of you have the required medical items to save him, put him out of his misery and grab his sidearm. Now you have a can of tushonka beef stew, half a bottle of water and a Beretta. Time to check the old farm houses for an old rifle to drop a deer for a weeks worth of Venison. After travelling for what feels like days in this bleak, cold and unforgiving place, your water is low and your food ran out before dark, was it last night or the night before? All you know is that you are tired, hungry, and desperately in need of a meal and a bed. Man I’d love that to be a reality!

If Shadow came out as SONIC what would you think?

Huh?

What's so good about communism?

I don't know. But up to now real life attempts to run countries under communism failed, correct me if I'm wrong.

When are you gonna tell your wife that she’s not allowed to leave you for Jeff Goldblum?

I’m leaving it as long as possible and then I’m gonna leave HER for Jeff Goldblum. Beat her to the punch and keep Jeff for myself.

How did China get away with waging war on the whole world without firing a single bullet?

Wrong sub, ask here r/conspiracy buddy!

People who have won a car on omaze, what did you win?

a car

What is one thing you questioned as a child, and still don't know the answer to?

What are you going to be when you grow up....I’m 45 and still don’t know

You've been given a one use device that can kill all humans with a specific first or last name of your choosing. What do you do with it and why?

Last name Bolsonaro going straight to hell

What would you like to ask your parents if they were still alive?

“Why did you fake your deaths? Why do you think you get the inheritance back?”

What's a self-improvement tip you'd recommend to kick-start the year off right?

Razor...ball sack. Keep that shit high and tight.

What movie impressed you the most?

Hot Fuzz made me cackle hysterically when I first saw it 13 years ago and I still laugh just as much now. I watch a lot of classic cinema and have some favourites that are technical and emotive masterpieces, but Hot Fuzz gets the same reaction as my first viewing every time.

If you could tell your younger self one thing, what would it be and why?

"Reflecting is not living". Sometimes it's best to not ponder about situations and just live them.

say some gangster is dissing your fly girl. What would you do?

Get back in my time machine and leave 1992.

How did you sleep with your teacher?

On a mattress.

[Serious] What’s the best bit of financial advice you’ve received?

If you can't afford to buy it twice, you can't afford it.

what does it need to bribe you?

It needs to put the lotion on its skin.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen while driving?

I'm in the UK. I once saw a tornado on the horizon whilst I was driving.

What does it mean to be “female” gendered?

Biologically: having 1 X and 1Y chromosom. Mentally: feel like and see yourself as a woman (no matter what your chromosoms are).

What are some free things people should take advantage of?

For women, the free services simps give

You just woke up and discovered you are sitting on the toilet trying to get that last bit of crap out of your system, and you ran out of toilet paper. What now?

I just woke up, and I'm already in the bathroom. Shower time...

So, who else that works from home forgot today was a holiday and got up and "went to work"? Just me?

I drove to work this morning cause I forgot it was a holiday.

What is the Online tool or Website you use for making your work easy?

Stackoverflow

What is the best thing that could happen to you in the next 365 days ?

Feeling my legs again....

What are some really cool things about being an adult?

Good and bad thing at once: eat as many sweets as you want

Ladies, how would you get rid of your husbands so you could replace them with Jeff Goldblum?

Just send them a pic of me blowing jeff's dick with a text saying "I've found someone better"

What’s the worst job you have ever had?

McDonalds, sometimes I ended up cleaning bathrooms full of shit of our "Dear customers" who sometimes didn't even lift the toilet seat.

If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?

The terminator and mrs Doubtfire.

Why was ww1 and ww2 a good or bad thing?

Hold on, let me grab a few crayons.

Which person, who you love, would you sacrifice to get something you want?

this question undercuts itself a little bit.

What's illegal, yet almost everyone does it?

Nice try FBI...

You're gifted with a smartphone with internet access from ten years into the future, what's the first thing you Google ?

Powerball winning numbers, and then currency futures.

Obviously you hate jokes. Get out of here and what?

If you forget to take your medication if you remember within two hours, take immediately, otherwise wait until your next dosage time.

Show us your glory hole?

You good bro?

What's your awkward-story-from-Hell that your parents always tell when a relative's visiting?

I'm usually the one to tell the embarrassing story, my mom has done some stupid stuff. Like the time she forgot what fortune cookies were called and asked If I wanted my chipmunk. Honestly I'm worried she might be losing her mind.

You suddenly have a stand,what's the first thing you do?

Take it.

How can you tell if you're growning up, and in the right direction?

If you are growing horizontally, is wrong

Dating and Relationships: What are the keys to a successful relationship?

Deepthroating

What do you think about Wales and Welsh people?

I think they are probably from Wales.

Why think before you sink?

Because your dick will mislead you to all KIIIIIINNNNDDDDDSSSS of shit if you don't.

What is the best or worst thing that has randomly hit you in the face?

A dead pigeon falling from train station seilling while boarding a train.

What non-sexual word turns you on?

Lightswitch

What is something that you would do?

Something that is not done

How were you conceived?

Why in the fuck would I want to know that ?

Why should be not hate on furries?

As with everything it depends on who it is, you have the bat shit insane ones that no one likes and the other one’s that I haven’t met and don’t have an opinion of

You found a bomb under your house that will explode in 15 minutes, you can take 3 things with you, what do you choose?

The bomb

What song depicts your life at the moment?

Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

Is insect okay? Why?

No they bug me

Why do you take pictures of food when you go to a restaurant? what's the actual reason?

For writing nice reviews on Google to help local businesses struggling in these tough economic times. And because I'm a narcissistic cunt.

You're being offered what you desire most in life, and it will "only" cost you one talent. You've got 24 hours to get it. Where will you get the talent from?

Hmm.. a bank that does currency exchanges. Or a rare coins dealer if nobody uses talents anymore

Whose ass would you not mind having in your face?

yours, sexy ;-)

People who got caught watching porn/ Masturbating ,how you handled the situation?

by finishing while maintaining unblinking eye contact

What are your ways of coping with extreme anxiety and paranoia after a night of heavy drinking?

Stop the drinking.

Exactly how hungover are you today?

I quit drinking and smoking weed a month ago. Feel great ! And I lost 12 pounds. I was a heavy drinker and pot smoker .

Which is a better phrase than "its not exactly rocket science" ?

Rocket Science is actually pretty easy. Rocket Engineering is an absolute bastard

We always hear people telling "ancient Chinese proverbs" and "old Irish proverbs", etc., but what are some new proverbs we should all know?

Do not be afraid to say what you think, and don't be afraid to feel what you say - My Mom

You woke up as a goat. Now what?

Imma dunk on everyone

If you punched directly to your right what would you hit?

My sleeping girlfriend Edit: my now very awake ex-girlfriend...

A genius develops a technology that saves a million lives. It turns out that they were a serial killer 4 decades ago, killing 10 people. How do they stand, morally?

Depends, did they eat the brains of their victims to gain their stats? If so- fair sacrifice for furthering the species

What’s Kevin done this time?

Spilled the chili

What is the advantage of a wife over a girlfriend?

Tax deductions.

What's your best tip for saving money?

Buy generic. Hands down, one of the easiest ways to save money is to give name brands the boot. In most cases, the only thing that’s better about brand-name products is the marketing. I mean, look at that box! The logo is so fancy! And that’s about where it ends. Generic brands of medicine, staple food items (like rice and beans), cleaning supplies and paper products cost far less than their brand-name, marked-up friends—and they work just as well too.

Major Insomnia — How do you guys shut your brains off to fall asleep?

I start telling myself a story I've been kicking around in my head for 30 or so years.