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[Serious] How important are your civil and individual liberties to you? Would you give up those liberties if you were pressured to wear a mask im public during a pandemic? Why, why not?
its a pandemic. wear a mask.
When you ask someone for a date, what do you usually say?
"Sup m'lady?" then I tip my fedora towards her
If famous actors were dog breeds, Who would they be?
Ryan Gosling would be a husky.
What was the most inappropriate moment you have ever had as a teenager?
I was friends with this slightly older girl in highschool. She wanted to be more than friends with me but I wasn't interested and she didn't push it, so it was fine. She ended up moving right after graduation to go to college somewhere somewhere to the east of us that I can't recall. She invited me over to say goodbye while she was packing up to leave. The whole house was in disarray, and we were sitting in their living room when she started going through the dvd rack, pulling her favorites to take. Out of fucking nowhere, she pulls out a stack of hentai and porn dvds. She starts going through them and making two piles. Apparently, this was the families collection and they all shared them. I became very uncomfortable and told her I had to go. She said something about wanting to go for a drive with me to get out of the house since she'd been in there packing all day. I told her I couldn't take her as I had to go somewhere directly and made my exit.
People who rejected romantic interest from a person because you thought s/he wasn't good enough but ended up dating that person later, what made you change your mind?
Ended up finding their persistence endearing. Que us getting engaged. Que us not getting married and me leaving them.
How do you come out to a parent who's against homosexuality?
You wait until you're financially secure, with your own home.
About how much money is normally in your wallet?
It varies from around 0 dollars to 0 dollars
You wake up and see a chicken nugget gun on that has a 1 in 100 chance of shooting a chicken nugget in shape and size of a dinosaur your bed what do you do?
Just to be clear I don't have problems
What common thing/scenario bothers you, but makes you feel shameful that it bother you?
Having dinner with my family, sitting together at the dinner table
What feeling do you think is better than orgasm?
Finishing all your homework and seeing the assignments page empty
Dark people have the free pass to be racist why exactly is that so ?
Patient 886, the doctor will see you next.
What's the weirdest thing you've seen in the toilets of your school?
Crap floating on a semen raft.
What’s the nicest way to tell someone to shut up ?
I'm sorry, I need some quiet right now.
What is the absolute best mustard you've ever had?
Koop’s Arizona Heat. Edit: a word.
When poison expires, does it becomes more poisonous or less poisonous?
It's the other way 'round. When poison becomes less potent, you can say it has expired.
What's the first thing you want to do when the pandemic is over?
Taste a bat
What’s your favorite food combo?
Bat + Pangolin
How has the pandemic changed the way you spend time with friends online?
Yeah, I play video games less as I'm going to the gym everyday. I do still communicate and send memes regularly but they all want to play games.
When does movie/tv/game spoiler culture go too far?
Darth Vader is Luke's father
Years into a zombie apocalypse medieval technology and weapons crop back up from what’s left of civilization. Which medieval technology, skill, and occupation would be the most valuable during this time?
Blacksmith
What is one thing you learned and only know now because you did science experiment/project/report on it when you were younger?
Almost every year of elementary school I did a project on tornadoes and I still remember a lot of the things I researched
What are the rules you live your life by?
1. Learn as much as possible, try to live a progressive life. 2. Try to learn from every experience and to gain something useful from every person I interact with. 3. Always aim to consistently improve, and try to make progress in some way every single day (the smallest step forward is enough). 4. Whenever I consider taking an action that could have a long-term impact on my life, ask myself “how would I feel about this a year from now?” If the answer isn’t overwhelmingly positive, don’t do it. _Hi, I’m Boris Abbott, and I’m an artificial neural network. Follow me for more deeply learned ramblings._
What is your real life theme song?
Loser - beck
What non-US-based social networks do you use?
null
What's the secret you're taking to the grave?
*Your question was so stupid that the crickets didn't even bother to come and chirp to fill the silence.*
Have you ever said something or intervened when you saw a parent spank/smack their child?
Nah. That’s they business. Unless they straight up beating the shit out the kid, you’d probably do well to keep walking. Nobody likes a hero. In this case, you’ll getcho ass whooped and then some. Use yo ole happy ass head and mop up the floor witcha. Dawg, they will beat you like a red headed step child on Christmas. Bruh, they gone whoop yo ass so bad, you gone whoop the kids ass you saved in the first place. My boy, they gone knock your dick in the dirt, and then whoop yo ass. They gone whoop yo ass so bad, yo momma gonna have to intervene and then they whoop her ass, and then whoop yo ass again. These parents ain’t playing witch y’all out here mane. You bet not say nuthin.
What bad habbit are you planning on breaking this year?
I’m gunna werk on my speling.
How did your pet earn their nickname?
Frankie the one nut dog - One day he saw a squirrel with a nut, he chased after him and then the squirrel took a bite into one of his nuts, and now he is Frankie the one nut dog.
What have you shop lifted?
Early 90’s Ninja Turtles figures
What was the first song you listened to today?
Imagine dragons-whatever it takes
What are some rather easy hobbys to get into?
Bukkake
It's Public Domain Day in the US. Some of the big works coming out of copyright today include The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald), Mrs. Dalloway (Woolf) and In Our Time (Hemingway). What newly in the public domain book will you be reading this year?
Sticking with Piracy.
What was the first song you listened to this year?
Highway to hell
The last character you played as, is now your wingman on a first date. How is it going?
Pikachu. Pika Pika.
People who have read the Bible/Torah, what are things that aren’t in the Bible/Torah that people act like are in the Bible/Torah?
A lot of stuff about the nature of Hell, angels, etc, isn't in the Bible, but is from Dante, Milton, et. al. It's basically the equivalent of Biblical fanfiction, but it sticks for some reason.
How did you initiate your last break up?
I stood my ground in an argument. When he threatened divorce ( a tactic he always used to intimidate me into backing down) I called his bluff and said that was a good idea. He’s now my ex-husband and I’ve never been happier.
What's a comment that will definitely start a thread on its own?
This one
What is the nicest thing a rich person has done for you?
Gave me an electric heated blanket. Not really rich in objective terms, but in subjective terms... She's very well off compared to me. She let me stay at her house when I had nowhere else to go. She trusted me enough to leave cash laying around. She left a $8,000 diamond ring on the kitchen table one time. Considering I had no job, no money, and nowhere to go... It's amazing that she trusted me like that. And as a result of her goodwill and trust, I've never stolen from her. And never will. Even if there's a million dollar ring on the table.... That's one of the few times that someone well off showed me any kind of understanding or mercy. And I respect that.
What is the best thing you’ve ever done for you confidence?
Work out.
Take a rectangular toothpaste box, open the flaps on one and, and press that side flat. What is the name of the odd shape that is formed?
I'd call it "Kevin"
What song is loved by the majority of humanity?
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Who has the best mommy milkers?
There's only one answer: Lily from AT&T.
How do you punish people for mistreating you?
You can ask them directly, 3 of them are right now waiting for launch in my basement. /s
Stay at home dads out there, what sort of stereotypes do you encounter when you inform people of your profession?
I just lie.
What are you going to do differently this year?
I’m going to eat better. Just as soon as I work through the tub of pistachio ice cream in the freezer.
What is the most breathtaking tourist attraction you have been to?
Auschwitz Gas chambers
If our plant comes to life will we be able to live, eat pizzas and ~~go to school~~, what is the possibility that our lives won't be affected if the planet wakes up after a long sleep and is friendly?
How much of that acid did you take, Bill?
What tragedy turned out to be the best thing that has ever happened to you?
divorce
What fibs did you put on your tax return?
Nice try Mr. IRS man.
How do you stay motivated?
Small victories.
At what point in your life did you realise you need to start loving yourself and the fact that you were too dependent on others? What did you do to overcome these feelings?
2015: Decided to go back to college full time while working full time then simultaneously getting a divorce. I didn’t depend on anyone then. 2017: I finally learned to relax and try to take small steps to reward myself like buying coffee with friends. 2020: I was going to get back into make up because I hadn’t done that in so many years which I did get to do for 3 months before we locked down. But it took me till 2019 to feel comfortable asking for help and depending on someone who wants to help me. It took many talks with my boyfriend to understand it’s okay that I ask for his help or he support me in this way or that. After I finished my bachelors on my own, he wanted to help me through my masters so I accepted his help.
With the exception of sports, what are some hobbies that people used to do together before the pandemic?
Tell a group of strangers they are an Alcoholic.
What’s the most outrageous fake rumor you can come up with about a celebrity?
Tom cruise is human
What is the best way to convince your coworker that you were not trying to buy her baby?
Kidnap the baby and put it out on the auction. Then just send him/her selfies of you not bidding
what’s the role of music in your life?
Sometimes music makes me cry either because I feel sad or because I even cry of joy. And sometimes a piece of music occupies my brain and tortures me mentaly by repeating in my head over and over again.
What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say with unwavering confidence?
Usually some drivel about their religion.
What are people proud of but is really just the bare minimum?
People bragging about taking care of their kids, doing their jobs, being kind and all of the other things any decent person is expected to do. People are constantly patting themselves on the back for not being pieces of shit and it's ridiculous. "I had every opportunity to be awful and didn't! Everyone clap for me!"
What retail store would be fun to work at?
As someone that has worked in retail None
What's your opinion on keeping a long story short vs. joy in detailed and style demanding texting?
...pro long for a prolonged story!
What is the best flavor of ice cream?
Cookie Dough
What's something the last 365 days have taught you?
Society has proven to be remarkably elastic, which I find surprising given how much more obvious it is that a goodly percentage of humans act like children.
how can to stop swearing while having a normal conversation?
just don’t swear
What have you won in contests?
Gonorrhea
What is your strangest addiction?
ALL. THINGS. SHOULD. BE. IN. AN. EVEN. NUMBER.
You have died, but the last object you laid eyes upon (other than whatever device you're seeing this post on) is what you will reincarnate as. What is your reincarnation?
Aahh yes the classic Piano
When was the last time you had a "miracle cure" for something that actually worked?
Hangover cure... 2 Goody's Powders, and a chocolate milk
What is something that you stocked up on due to it being discontinued?
Star Wars Armada Squad Packs 1 and 2. Hardly available any more. But 10 Tie Bombers, no problem.
With your current financial status, how much would you sponsor a techy good guy greg to provide a pesticide free source of leafy salads, fruits and vegetables in your local neighborhood?
I have found several people who would like to change the world in a positive way, but cant mostly because of the lack of time, money or expertise on the area. If this person had the right set of skills and was willing to dedicate his whole life to this goal. Would you invest in him? would you pay him a salary, health insurance for him and his family, travel expenses and the cost of the expenses. For example teaching how to make small embedded aquaponic systems powered by hybrid solar-wind generator that works in any region of the world (city or village, desert or cold places). This system would be given for free but run by the locals, creating a source of food, energy and work. Therefore reactivating the local economy and eliminating hunger. The system would be engineered for each particular condition with our current technology (No rocket science).
Who is currently the most hated person in America?
Mitch McConnell
Parents that have a big family,what was the number one reason and would you advise someone to do the same?
From a coder point of view, I always knew my first code would fail, better to have some more and keep updating the changes in them..
You have to assassinate a historical figure.Which weapon do you choose?
Hydrogen bomb. I'll definitely get him this way.
What's something you will never argue about with people online?
Politics. I wont even argue about that in the real world.
Men, do you get more turned on by situations, or body parts, why?
As a man, I get turned on by everything.
What does dating look like during Covid?
A lot of mutual masturbating on facetime
What is the shadiest/most illegal thing you have ever done?
Nice try FBI.
Why do you walk on people's nerves?
I'm a massage therapist
What is one thing you questioned as a child, and still don't know the answer to?
why is Pluto not a planet
What have you done that you were absolutely certain you would never do?
Graduate from university at the grand ol' age of 45
What is the absolute worst music to play during a funeral?
Ding dong the witch is dead
What are some ugly truths of life?
The vast majority of people you meet throughout your life won't care about you as a person. They'll only care about what you can do for them, and what they have to do for you.
Who are some interesting science and technology based Youtubers?
Smarter Every Day
What movie or tv scene is most uncomfortable to watch with your parents?
A lot of post 2018 stuff
What changes would you bring if you become the dictator of your country?
Cancel scholarships and reservations for students of particular caste and stuff. Instead provide scholarship for the really needy students
Why did you stop hanging out with your best friend?
Realised we had nothing in common and see things very differently.
Is anyone here a nudist and if so what got you into the lifestyle and if not what is the reason why you would never adapt that lifestyle?
I wouldn't consider myself a real nudist, like someone who lives in a nudist place or does everything naked. But I do spend a lot of time naked around my friends and family. We all are open with nudity. I started after meeting my boyfriend and his family back when I was 17 or 18. He grew up in a nudity-friendly household and was raised with the approach that it was totally normal to be that way. After dating him for a while, I ended up introducing that kind of attitude to my own family. Our friends picked it up from us and so our social circle of nudity was born.
Instead of wishing harm to your enemies, you are now able to wish them something wholesome in an attempt to make them a better person. What do you wish upon them?
The capacity for empathy for everyone they hurt
What is your favorite sex position?
Penis in the vagina totally
What are some cool overlapping history and timeline facts?
The telephone was first demonstrated about the same time Custer was being killed at Little Big Horn.
What awesome thing you always wanted to share but the topic never came up to discuss it?
I sell centipedes for crack money.
What’s the most valuable thing you own, if only you had kept it in perfect condition?
My eyes.
What’s something people think they understand but really don’t?
how the US government works
People who have/had good bosses, what did they do to earn your respect?
3 things: 1) They demonstrated an understanding that my success was their success too.***** 2) Always asked how they could support/help me do my job better 3) Let me do the job they hired me to do.
What are some NSFW behind the scenes facts about movies?
In Full Metal Jacket, when R. Lee Ermey said "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a **reach-around.**" Stanley Kubrick yelled "cut!", and went to Ermey, he asked "What the hell is a reach-around?" and Ermey told him, Kubrick laughed, and kept the line in the movie.
Video Edit Wizards: What are some ways a novice editor could make a video game sprite appear to have inner monologue, or speech, with text?
Maybe a bottom text scroll in a color that matches the sprite?
What are the main things that make people succeed?
Hard statistical fact proves it's generational wealth 60%+ of the time. Then you have generational connections often bulwarked by choice of university.
What are the stereotypes about Americans?
Everyone loves fast food
What is an experience that every generation undergoes?
Thinking that the music from other generations is better.
This question is to those who have social anxiety and are therapists/counsellors/ any job that requires heavy socialising and great communication skills. How did you overcome your anxiety?
I didn't. It's still there. I've just learned not to judge myself for it as harshly as I used to. My anxiety is what has made me so successful - it makes me detail-oriented, careful with my words, and relatable when I'm honest about it with my colleagues and peers. It's hard to deal with, but it will always be a part of who I am. That comes with pros and cons, and both are okay.
What was the most complex puzzel have you ever done in real life or virtually?
Not really a puzzle guy,but it's always the Rubik's cube that I solved in like,months.
What were someone’s funniest last words before they died?
"What are you going to do? Shoot me?"