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What's a meme you really miss?	I liked Ugandan Knuckles back in its day.
If you could time travel but only to years in the past and without interfering with major events, what year would you go to and why?	My grandmother's funeral, which is about 1 year ago. I just wanna apologize to her before they bury her coffin. But, I also don't wanna deal with the awkwardness. I miss her, lowkey.
What's your funniest joke? Let's start the year on a high note...?	What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? Hdmi...
How did you change someone’s life today?	I ended it
What’s the thing you most hate about the Democratic Party?	How much time they spend sucking corporate dick, just like the Republicans.
How much more are you willing to pay for organic?	I'm not, because a majority of the "organic" stuff being offered isn't treated any differently than its non-organic counterpart
It is the end of the world, u got a car with 2 seats and it will save who rides it, u have ur best friend, wife, an old woman, what do u do?	Bros before hoes.
What were your first words this year?	Happy new year
What perfectly acceptable act is completely unacceptable in your family?	Going to therapy
What are some life changing purchases under $100 you have made?	Pregnancy test
Those who bullied or made fun of someone in school, why did you do it?	I, too, would like to know this
When do teenagers grow out of getting boners in public?	You don't
If you could, What completely baseless conspiracy would you like to start?	Alex Jones is Santa Claus' son
What is the cringiest thing you have done to impress someone?	Acted like a dog
Which two celebrities do you take with you in the event of a zombie apocalypse?	Bill Murray and Ryan Reynolds
What are things that make you uncomfortable?	Annoying people
Dystopian future: People are being subdivided in Earth Regions by their IQ/EQ intellectual capacities. Geniouses of all kind are harmonious denizens of an abundant sky island, left to dive freely into their passions. Would Earth be a better place or not? Why?	You spelled genius wrong
What's the worst thing that a friend did?	The friend's girlfriend
If Death and God fought til death, who would win?	til death does what?
How do you initiate physical contact on a date?	Casually bump knees/thighs while sitting next to or across from each other at the bar/table. Don't move your knee/thigh away. Also works with shoulders. This is a good way to start really slowly if you're shy or nervous because it's super subtle and gives her the opportunity to move away whenever she wants.
In future, if everyone moves to wallets or digital currencies, would there be a need to still print Money ? How would that change things for central banks ?	There will always be physical money. Step outside of your bubble and you’ll realize that everyone isn’t going to seamlessly transition to digital wallets and crypto.
Hospital workers: how critically low is the donor blood supply with so many blood drives canceled because of Covid19?	According to the official blood supply website (americasblood.org): Generally for the last few months only 3-5% of reporting clinics have a 3+ day supply of blood. All others are low or critical.
what’s the biggest regret/mistake you made in a relationship?	Thinking she actually cared about me
A vaccine creates a situation which allows the body to respond effectively to the virus when it gets infected. What’s the chance this pandemic is actually a vaccine created by nature to allow mankind to respond effectively when the actual calamity strikes?	Nature has no conscious will to prepare us for anything before it happens.
Who’s someone who helped you last year that may not know it?	A friend of mine who is also a Twitch streamer. I only started using Twitch to watch other people stream in March when my area went into it's first full lockdown but I know this guy separately from that.
What shitty food porn would you make with potato chips?	I’ve always put crushed chips on top of tuna casserole.
How old were you when you realized the world sucks?	The world is great, humanity sucks. History has proven we only learn the hard way and this will be too late to save most of this beautiful world.
Why Italy is looking like "pizza pasta mafia"?	What
What company do you think secretly rules the world?	Disney
How can business and friendship be safely combined?	I recommend against it. I also recommend against family and business. Someone eventually gets hurt, and someone loses a relationship. That was a long way to say, I do not see how.
When have you put yourself in a situation that you shouldn't have, and how did it work out?	Always only when I was being drunk and the alcohol had made me stupid, very stupid. Without alcohol my today life would certainly look different. I don't want to look self-pity I just want to show my antipathy to alcohol today.
If you accidentally upvote a post while scrolling, do you leave it or take it away? Why or why not?	leave it, spread positivity
With the increased number of people opting to be cremated when they die, is the coffin industry suffering or have they found a way to adapt?	r/askfuneraldirectors
Which two unrelated words are dangerously close in your language (I.e in spanish 'Ano'=butthole and 'Año'=year)?	Poutine and putain in French. One is a delicious dish, the other is a whore.
Being in trouble is a fake idea. If you could transport yourself to any part of your life to remind yourself of this, when would it be?	The time I got pulled over by that state trooper! I’d tell him he was a fake idea and drive away!
What's something that you can physically live without, but would never give up for anything?	Music. I would be utterly miserable without music. I hope I never go deaf...
People who have witnessed death, what happened?	I saw my Grandma die in hospital of heart failure. It's a surreal experience seeing someone actively dying. It takes a lot longer than in the movies. My grandmother hung on for nearly three days. She was in and out of consciousness. In the end, I was relieved to see her go, even though I was obviously very sad at the same time.
In Theory, how would a person to about starting a Cult?	Have a personality
What one thing can instantly and permanently obliterate your massive crush on a person?	To answer my own question: Desperation. If it comes apparent she is absolutely desperate for a man, I lose all interest in her. Desperation for me is a massive turn-off.
What’s the funniest thing that happened to you while camping?	A raccoon unzipped my tent, opened a bag of Doritos, ate half of them, and rolled the bag closed.
If a man is sent to prison for selling marijuana should he be released if marijuana becomes legalised in his state? Why, why not?	Nobody should ever be in trouble for selling weed unless it was being sold to a child.
What would be the worst way for humanity to die out?	Slowly destroy our world... Oh,stop. We do it right now Oh :(
People who thought they annoyed others when no one told you that directly. How did you overcome that insecurity?	Not.
Why do you pay for onlyfans accounts when there’s so much free porn available online?	It's the only way I can see my ex
How important are emotions to sexual pleasure?	I'm a guy and I figured out a long time ago, in my early 20s, that if I really cared for my lover then the sex was better by far and that empty post-nut clarity didn't occur. We didn't have to be in love but we at least had to be good friends and respectful of one another.
What joke will never die?	Joe mama
What's the stupidest thing someone has argued with you about?	Whether the Corona Virus is real or not....
I’m being 100% serious here and only want serious answers. Are traps gay? Can a straight male watch trap porn and not be gay?	I had to google this... yes seems pretty gay, for sure.
Which character from the Wizard of Oz are you most like?	The cowardly lion
Why shouldn't you date/ have sex with your best friend?	cuz he ugly asf lol
What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?	That the reason we saw the KFC dude everywhere( colonel sanders? ig) was because he was our president
You're granted immortality but your soul is trapped in a painting, never to be let out. Why or why wouldn't you do it?	No way. Immortality is a shitty thing anyway. Gotta spend it trapped in a painting too? That’s like an eternal prison sentence.
What substance is your personal kryptonite?	people scratching walls and other cement surfaces with their nails, I'll puke if that happens.
How do you deal with people that hate you, yell and call you names?	Intelligent people ignore. Das why everyone calls me dumb af
What’s your key to productivity?	Procrastinate until you just barely have enough time to complete the task, then run off of pure adrenaline until it’s done. It has been working for me for years, but it doesn’t leave much room for error. And Adderall. Mostly Adderall.
What is directly behind your phone?	My lunch.... Turkey & cranberry stuffing sandwich.
You get 5 Google searches from 50 years in the future to ask now. What are your 5 searches going to be?	Winning lottery numbers by month and state for the last 50 years. Blueprints and patents for the best inventions in the last 50 years.
Prison guards/prison staff/ext, how do Karens act when sent to jail?	If there's one thing they respect, it's the rules. They're downright militant sticklers for proceedure.
What's the deal with 2022?	The return of 2020, this time with vengeance!
Name one character, real or fictional. What is the most diverse fighting game roster we can make?	Symmetra, Overwatch. An autistic Indian architect
When do you think your long dead ancestors looking down, were the most disappointed in you?	the time i simply coudn't accept that you cant lick your elbow, i tried in every angle and method to try and lick my elbow, for TWO FUCKING HOURS...and I was still left with an unmoist, unlicked Elbow.
Why BTS is so Over-rated? Why teen girls are so obsessed with them..??	I don’t think they are overrated, the hype they get is what they deserve. Their music is very versatile which is why it is able to suit a wide audience. Hence, the reason why they are so popular worldwide. Despite the language barrier they have still been able to achieve many accomplishments through their strong fan base- their main reason for success. They’ve been connecting with their fans online since 2013 and it’s only grown more from then.
What’s an extraordinary wholesome fact about yourself?	I comment and upvote on people in new to make them happy
What songs and tracks are essential for a workout playlist?	Work Bitch by Britney Spears I love when this song comes on during my workouts!
When was the horniest you've ever been where your couldn't do anything about it?	At my job interview. Girl who was interviewing me had bought the clothes smaller than her original figure. Mind you, she was voluptuous, curvaceous and jiggly. I honestly thought she was going to have a wardrobe malfunction.
What are some profiles that are not so common to see,what are they about?	Profiles of what?
What is the most interesting last word before someone dies?	"Tag!"
What is something you're proud you accomplished last year?	I reported the person who sexually assaulted me, it didn't go further than his statement arrest and then release, but I'm glad I made the report.
What’s illegal but morally good?	Killing your rapist
What is the best decision you have ever made?	Leave the Facebook
What’s something that won’t change as technology progresses?	Mouse traps
Which Seinfeld character would you like to have as a real-life friend?	Newman
Men what’s the dumbest way you’ve hurt your balls?	I scratched too hard and my finger slipped, so I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
What's a general life rule you go by that isn't widely common?	My brother always told me, don't drink pop before 11am. It's not acceptable. Hasn't let me down yet, any fizzy drinks are saved for post 11am.
You have the ability to teleport, but only to one specific person at anytime, who would that person be?	Id choose my friend from another country and I would transport drugs that way, make a fortune
who is stronger,World War Hulk or Worldbreaker Hulk?	Hulk Hogan, duh.
What are some of the GOOD things that will come from having everything recorded all the time?	Lack of need for current news organizations.
What is the weirdest locker room encounter you've ever had and did you do something 😉?	In high school, there was a girl on my volleyball team who would sometimes go into the shower and just bury her face in someone's buttcheeks. I was not expecting it when I suddenly felt something pressed against my ass and turned around to see her motorboating my butt. She was a weirdo, but we loved her. I was also in the locker room at a spa and an old woman started talking to me about my tattoos. I'm just standing there naked for 20 minutes showing her each one while she talks about the artwork.
Why would complete nothingness after death make you more or less afraid to die?	I was nothing before I was conceived and I will be nothing when I go. It gives me comfort because I wasn’t scared or lonely or anything before I was born. I was nothing. Being nothing again won’t be any different, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
People who drive around with high beams on (in good visible consitions), why?	I’ve literally told someone their high beams were on and they didn’t even realize nor did they know how to turn them off. Some people are just stupid.
Twelve Chimes in different timezones, which one counts?	The one in your timezone?
Where's the best place to buy a nice looking chest for under $100 USD?	I'm not sure that's how plastic surgery works but there might be some shady places in south america or asia, maybe africa
If you travel to future only for 10 seconds and found yourself literally living on streets, what will you do with your present self?	Wait 10 seconds.
My buddies and I used to pass the time coming up with new jokes like “It’s not gay if you don’t take off your boots.” What’s the best “It’s not gay if...” joke you can tell me?	It's not gay if you are watching straight porn while sucking your friend
What are the worst/most prominent cases of character assassination in a movie, show or a book?	It wasn’t an assassination, and I’ve never heard anybody talk about it so it might not be prominent, but I was hit HARD by the deaths of Will Zeppeli and Caesar Zeppeli
To anyone starting a business at the moment, what problems have you faced?	Keeping control of the admin side. EDIT : Don't involve friends and family in the business and also don't hand out freebies,charge them like any other customer.
What’s the weirdest kink a ex so has had?	She wanted me to cum in her eyes
What a good clap back for when a woman says that you probably couldn’t make her cum?	She's right
What have you unexpectedly become obsessed with?	Barbeque Sauce, Lockdown has got me eating BBQ sauce with every possible thing imaginable, steak, doritos, corn flakes? I'm out of control
What band were you slow to realize was awesome? As in, you liked a single song, but took a while to realize it wasn’t a one hit wonder?	Talking Heads. The 80's new wave thing didn't take at first but it gradually grew on me. Edit. All right you guys, my phone is blowing up. At this rate I'll never get to sleep tonight!
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?	I think cats. Some are already assholes without even talking to humans.
Without Googling it, what's your best guess at what the word ""squidgy"" mean?	Those people at the corner of the street that when you are waiting at a red light mess up your windshield trying to "clean it" for change
Why put a 150 dollar oriental rug in your room when your car is barely 4 times as valuable?	Truck wont fit through the door
How have you lost weight effortlessy?	Intermittent Fasting.
People of earth can germans show patriotism without you thinking of nazis? In WW2 germany has done terrible things but is it realy ok for a country to have sill a mindset of not being allowed to be proud of one's own country even after all this time?	I live in Germany. Plenty of proud Germans here. And I'd argue that we have more of a nazi problem in America.
What's the weirdest thing you've done that turned out to be hot?	Kept a spoon on induction stove and switched it on. Tried to pick it. Very hot.
whats the unfunniest joke that made you laugh ?	“Henry Ford’s car was affordable” My English teacher said this and I laughed purely because everyone else found it a bit awkward bless her
What is a best kind of joke?	an inside one
What do you think happens after death?	A raid shadow legend ad plays right before the lights go out
Would you stick your nose into your wife's scat why or why not?	Dude, what?

What's a meme you really miss?

I liked Ugandan Knuckles back in its day.

If you could time travel but only to years in the past and without interfering with major events, what year would you go to and why?

My grandmother's funeral, which is about 1 year ago. I just wanna apologize to her before they bury her coffin. But, I also don't wanna deal with the awkwardness. I miss her, lowkey.

What's your funniest joke? Let's start the year on a high note...?

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? Hdmi...

How did you change someone’s life today?

I ended it

What’s the thing you most hate about the Democratic Party?

How much time they spend sucking corporate dick, just like the Republicans.

How much more are you willing to pay for organic?

I'm not, because a majority of the "organic" stuff being offered isn't treated any differently than its non-organic counterpart

It is the end of the world, u got a car with 2 seats and it will save who rides it, u have ur best friend, wife, an old woman, what do u do?

Bros before hoes.

What were your first words this year?

Happy new year

What perfectly acceptable act is completely unacceptable in your family?

Going to therapy

What are some life changing purchases under $100 you have made?

Pregnancy test

Those who bullied or made fun of someone in school, why did you do it?

I, too, would like to know this

When do teenagers grow out of getting boners in public?

You don't

If you could, What completely baseless conspiracy would you like to start?

Alex Jones is Santa Claus' son

What is the cringiest thing you have done to impress someone?

Acted like a dog

Which two celebrities do you take with you in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

Bill Murray and Ryan Reynolds

What are things that make you uncomfortable?

Annoying people

Dystopian future: People are being subdivided in Earth Regions by their IQ/EQ intellectual capacities. Geniouses of all kind are harmonious denizens of an abundant sky island, left to dive freely into their passions. Would Earth be a better place or not? Why?

You spelled genius wrong

What's the worst thing that a friend did?

The friend's girlfriend

If Death and God fought til death, who would win?

til death does what?

How do you initiate physical contact on a date?

Casually bump knees/thighs while sitting next to or across from each other at the bar/table. Don't move your knee/thigh away. Also works with shoulders. This is a good way to start really slowly if you're shy or nervous because it's super subtle and gives her the opportunity to move away whenever she wants.

In future, if everyone moves to wallets or digital currencies, would there be a need to still print Money ? How would that change things for central banks ?

There will always be physical money. Step outside of your bubble and you’ll realize that everyone isn’t going to seamlessly transition to digital wallets and crypto.

Hospital workers: how critically low is the donor blood supply with so many blood drives canceled because of Covid19?

According to the official blood supply website (americasblood.org): Generally for the last few months only 3-5% of reporting clinics have a 3+ day supply of blood. All others are low or critical.

what’s the biggest regret/mistake you made in a relationship?

Thinking she actually cared about me

A vaccine creates a situation which allows the body to respond effectively to the virus when it gets infected. What’s the chance this pandemic is actually a vaccine created by nature to allow mankind to respond effectively when the actual calamity strikes?

Nature has no conscious will to prepare us for anything before it happens.

Who’s someone who helped you last year that may not know it?

A friend of mine who is also a Twitch streamer. I only started using Twitch to watch other people stream in March when my area went into it's first full lockdown but I know this guy separately from that.

What shitty food porn would you make with potato chips?

I’ve always put crushed chips on top of tuna casserole.

How old were you when you realized the world sucks?

The world is great, humanity sucks. History has proven we only learn the hard way and this will be too late to save most of this beautiful world.

Why Italy is looking like "pizza pasta mafia"?

What

What company do you think secretly rules the world?

Disney

How can business and friendship be safely combined?

I recommend against it. I also recommend against family and business. Someone eventually gets hurt, and someone loses a relationship. That was a long way to say, I do not see how.

When have you put yourself in a situation that you shouldn't have, and how did it work out?

Always only when I was being drunk and the alcohol had made me stupid, very stupid. Without alcohol my today life would certainly look different. I don't want to look self-pity I just want to show my antipathy to alcohol today.

If you accidentally upvote a post while scrolling, do you leave it or take it away? Why or why not?

leave it, spread positivity

With the increased number of people opting to be cremated when they die, is the coffin industry suffering or have they found a way to adapt?

r/askfuneraldirectors

Which two unrelated words are dangerously close in your language (I.e in spanish 'Ano'=butthole and 'Año'=year)?

Poutine and putain in French. One is a delicious dish, the other is a whore.

Being in trouble is a fake idea. If you could transport yourself to any part of your life to remind yourself of this, when would it be?

The time I got pulled over by that state trooper! I’d tell him he was a fake idea and drive away!

What's something that you can physically live without, but would never give up for anything?

Music. I would be utterly miserable without music. I hope I never go deaf...

People who have witnessed death, what happened?

I saw my Grandma die in hospital of heart failure. It's a surreal experience seeing someone actively dying. It takes a lot longer than in the movies. My grandmother hung on for nearly three days. She was in and out of consciousness. In the end, I was relieved to see her go, even though I was obviously very sad at the same time.

In Theory, how would a person to about starting a Cult?

Have a personality

What one thing can instantly and permanently obliterate your massive crush on a person?

To answer my own question: Desperation. If it comes apparent she is absolutely desperate for a man, I lose all interest in her. Desperation for me is a massive turn-off.

What’s the funniest thing that happened to you while camping?

A raccoon unzipped my tent, opened a bag of Doritos, ate half of them, and rolled the bag closed.

If a man is sent to prison for selling marijuana should he be released if marijuana becomes legalised in his state? Why, why not?

Nobody should ever be in trouble for selling weed unless it was being sold to a child.

What would be the worst way for humanity to die out?

Slowly destroy our world... Oh,stop. We do it right now Oh :(

People who thought they annoyed others when no one told you that directly. How did you overcome that insecurity?

Not.

Why do you pay for onlyfans accounts when there’s so much free porn available online?

It's the only way I can see my ex

How important are emotions to sexual pleasure?

I'm a guy and I figured out a long time ago, in my early 20s, that if I really cared for my lover then the sex was better by far and that empty post-nut clarity didn't occur. We didn't have to be in love but we at least had to be good friends and respectful of one another.

What joke will never die?

Joe mama

What's the stupidest thing someone has argued with you about?

Whether the Corona Virus is real or not....

I’m being 100% serious here and only want serious answers. Are traps gay? Can a straight male watch trap porn and not be gay?

I had to google this... yes seems pretty gay, for sure.

Which character from the Wizard of Oz are you most like?

The cowardly lion

Why shouldn't you date/ have sex with your best friend?

cuz he ugly asf lol

What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

That the reason we saw the KFC dude everywhere( colonel sanders? ig) was because he was our president

You're granted immortality but your soul is trapped in a painting, never to be let out. Why or why wouldn't you do it?

No way. Immortality is a shitty thing anyway. Gotta spend it trapped in a painting too? That’s like an eternal prison sentence.

What substance is your personal kryptonite?

people scratching walls and other cement surfaces with their nails, I'll puke if that happens.

How do you deal with people that hate you, yell and call you names?

Intelligent people ignore. Das why everyone calls me dumb af

What’s your key to productivity?

Procrastinate until you just barely have enough time to complete the task, then run off of pure adrenaline until it’s done. It has been working for me for years, but it doesn’t leave much room for error. And Adderall. Mostly Adderall.

What is directly behind your phone?

My lunch.... Turkey & cranberry stuffing sandwich.

You get 5 Google searches from 50 years in the future to ask now. What are your 5 searches going to be?

Winning lottery numbers by month and state for the last 50 years. Blueprints and patents for the best inventions in the last 50 years.

Prison guards/prison staff/ext, how do Karens act when sent to jail?

If there's one thing they respect, it's the rules. They're downright militant sticklers for proceedure.

What's the deal with 2022?

The return of 2020, this time with vengeance!

Name one character, real or fictional. What is the most diverse fighting game roster we can make?

Symmetra, Overwatch. An autistic Indian architect

When do you think your long dead ancestors looking down, were the most disappointed in you?

the time i simply coudn't accept that you cant lick your elbow, i tried in every angle and method to try and lick my elbow, for TWO FUCKING HOURS...and I was still left with an unmoist, unlicked Elbow.

Why BTS is so Over-rated? Why teen girls are so obsessed with them..??

I don’t think they are overrated, the hype they get is what they deserve. Their music is very versatile which is why it is able to suit a wide audience. Hence, the reason why they are so popular worldwide. Despite the language barrier they have still been able to achieve many accomplishments through their strong fan base- their main reason for success. They’ve been connecting with their fans online since 2013 and it’s only grown more from then.

What’s an extraordinary wholesome fact about yourself?

I comment and upvote on people in new to make them happy

What songs and tracks are essential for a workout playlist?

Work Bitch by Britney Spears I love when this song comes on during my workouts!

When was the horniest you've ever been where your couldn't do anything about it?

At my job interview. Girl who was interviewing me had bought the clothes smaller than her original figure. Mind you, she was voluptuous, curvaceous and jiggly. I honestly thought she was going to have a wardrobe malfunction.

What are some profiles that are not so common to see,what are they about?

Profiles of what?

What is the most interesting last word before someone dies?

"Tag!"

What is something you're proud you accomplished last year?

I reported the person who sexually assaulted me, it didn't go further than his statement arrest and then release, but I'm glad I made the report.

What’s illegal but morally good?

Killing your rapist

What is the best decision you have ever made?

Leave the Facebook

What’s something that won’t change as technology progresses?

Mouse traps

Which Seinfeld character would you like to have as a real-life friend?

Newman

Men what’s the dumbest way you’ve hurt your balls?

I scratched too hard and my finger slipped, so I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

What's a general life rule you go by that isn't widely common?

My brother always told me, don't drink pop before 11am. It's not acceptable. Hasn't let me down yet, any fizzy drinks are saved for post 11am.

You have the ability to teleport, but only to one specific person at anytime, who would that person be?

Id choose my friend from another country and I would transport drugs that way, make a fortune

who is stronger,World War Hulk or Worldbreaker Hulk?

Hulk Hogan, duh.

What are some of the GOOD things that will come from having everything recorded all the time?

Lack of need for current news organizations.

What is the weirdest locker room encounter you've ever had and did you do something 😉?

In high school, there was a girl on my volleyball team who would sometimes go into the shower and just bury her face in someone's buttcheeks. I was not expecting it when I suddenly felt something pressed against my ass and turned around to see her motorboating my butt. She was a weirdo, but we loved her. I was also in the locker room at a spa and an old woman started talking to me about my tattoos. I'm just standing there naked for 20 minutes showing her each one while she talks about the artwork.

Why would complete nothingness after death make you more or less afraid to die?

I was nothing before I was conceived and I will be nothing when I go. It gives me comfort because I wasn’t scared or lonely or anything before I was born. I was nothing. Being nothing again won’t be any different, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

People who drive around with high beams on (in good visible consitions), why?

I’ve literally told someone their high beams were on and they didn’t even realize nor did they know how to turn them off. Some people are just stupid.

Twelve Chimes in different timezones, which one counts?

The one in your timezone?

Where's the best place to buy a nice looking chest for under $100 USD?

I'm not sure that's how plastic surgery works but there might be some shady places in south america or asia, maybe africa

If you travel to future only for 10 seconds and found yourself literally living on streets, what will you do with your present self?

Wait 10 seconds.

My buddies and I used to pass the time coming up with new jokes like “It’s not gay if you don’t take off your boots.” What’s the best “It’s not gay if...” joke you can tell me?

It's not gay if you are watching straight porn while sucking your friend

What are the worst/most prominent cases of character assassination in a movie, show or a book?

It wasn’t an assassination, and I’ve never heard anybody talk about it so it might not be prominent, but I was hit HARD by the deaths of Will Zeppeli and Caesar Zeppeli

To anyone starting a business at the moment, what problems have you faced?

Keeping control of the admin side. EDIT : Don't involve friends and family in the business and also don't hand out freebies,charge them like any other customer.

What’s the weirdest kink a ex so has had?

She wanted me to cum in her eyes

What a good clap back for when a woman says that you probably couldn’t make her cum?

She's right

What have you unexpectedly become obsessed with?

Barbeque Sauce, Lockdown has got me eating BBQ sauce with every possible thing imaginable, steak, doritos, corn flakes? I'm out of control

What band were you slow to realize was awesome? As in, you liked a single song, but took a while to realize it wasn’t a one hit wonder?

Talking Heads. The 80's new wave thing didn't take at first but it gradually grew on me. Edit. All right you guys, my phone is blowing up. At this rate I'll never get to sleep tonight!

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

I think cats. Some are already assholes without even talking to humans.

Without Googling it, what's your best guess at what the word ""squidgy"" mean?

Those people at the corner of the street that when you are waiting at a red light mess up your windshield trying to "clean it" for change

Why put a 150 dollar oriental rug in your room when your car is barely 4 times as valuable?

Truck wont fit through the door

How have you lost weight effortlessy?

Intermittent Fasting.

People of earth can germans show patriotism without you thinking of nazis? In WW2 germany has done terrible things but is it realy ok for a country to have sill a mindset of not being allowed to be proud of one's own country even after all this time?

I live in Germany. Plenty of proud Germans here. And I'd argue that we have more of a nazi problem in America.

What's the weirdest thing you've done that turned out to be hot?

Kept a spoon on induction stove and switched it on. Tried to pick it. Very hot.

whats the unfunniest joke that made you laugh ?

“Henry Ford’s car was affordable” My English teacher said this and I laughed purely because everyone else found it a bit awkward bless her

What is a best kind of joke?

an inside one

What do you think happens after death?

A raid shadow legend ad plays right before the lights go out

Would you stick your nose into your wife's scat why or why not?

Dude, what?