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what would you do if you had a portal gun? | experiment with new forms of masturbation |
What is a good way to make money between ages 16 and 18? | Selling feet pics to Indians |
What do you consider to be the worst decision you ever made? | Getting to the egg first |
If dinosaurs were still around and we accepted them as wildlife like raccoons and deer, what would daily routine human situations be like? | They would have been hunted to extinction by now.... |
Why must humanity turn everything into a pissing contest? | People won’t like this, but it’s because the school system teaches kids to be highly competitive at a young age. This never goes away. |
why rich people say that money made them more depressed but if you ask them to give it away they say no ? | Cuz money leads to comfort
And comfort is AWESOME
They're already unhappy af, at least they can spend money on cool shit and feel better, even if it's temporary |
If a friend ask for the huge amount of money from you , What would you do? | Lending a friend money is a great way to destroy a friendship. Doesn’t matter if it’s $20 or $2,000. I’d politely tell them no. |
What are your favorite 'Easy Listening' game soundtracks? | The minecraft soundtrack |
The song by Meat Loaf “I’d do anything for love (but I won’t do that). What did you think “that” meant for? | Meat Loaf says that the question, "What is 'that'?" is one of the most popular questions he is asked.
Each verse mentions two things that the man would do for love, followed by one thing that he will not do. The title phrase repetition reasserts that he "won't do that." Each mention of "that" is a reference to the particular promise that he made earlier in the same verse. The four things he says he will never do are:
"forget the way you feel right now"
"forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight"
"do it better than I do it with you"
"stop dreaming of you every night of my life"
At the song's conclusion, the woman predicts two things that he will do: "You'll see that it's time to move on", and "You'll be screwing around." To both of these, the male emphatically responds, "I won't do that!" |
What is something that should already have been invented by now but hasn't been invented yet? | A cure for stupid |
What’s something about you that makes you cool? | my pubic hair is in dreadlocks |
What’s the most important thing you’ve missed out on because you had to go to the bathroom? | Half of Snoop Lion's performance in a crowded summer festival. I was all the way in the front, and I was in agony while being barely able to move.
That's too much 🍺 for you. |
How so you break up with someone nicely who you lost feelings for? | Don't drag it out and "be friends" with them after. It never works, and it just makes it painful for all parties involved, a clean break is a good way to go. |
To anyone that has purchased/owned a Rolex. How do you decide which one is the best for you and what is the experience of owning one like? | I always wanted a Submariner. I bought a used one from a reliable source. It was cool looking, but it never kept good time. Eventually it broke and I traded it because it was going to be expensive to fix. I sold the watch I traded for at a loss because I didn’t like it. |
What was a response a streamer gave you that made you think "Yep, they're in it for the money"? | Of course they are in it for the money. Don't be naive. |
who is the worst YouTuber and why? | Any youtuber who makes fake 3AM challenge clickbait videos is automatically the worst. |
What did a family member or a friend do that made you cry? | Hug me. I was really sad at the time and was just ready to quit. |
[Serious] Why is it illegal for highschool graduates to buy beer but legal for them to die for their country underaged? | I mean, technically it's much more safe to be in the military. The US had 913 deaths in 2019, and there were over 95,000 alcohol related deaths. |
What is the most painful injury you’ve gotten and won’t forget? | Mine, Tore my ALC twice and a tore achilles! |
What do you guys do when post nut depression hits ? | Go for round two |
What's the scariest dream you've had? | I more than once had a loop where a huge ugly monster was trying to kill me, and I'd wake up and think "oof, it was just a dream" and then look behind me and it was still there, after 4 times I finally woke up but at that point I was questioning my sanity lol |
[SERIOUS]People who've had near death experiences, what did you see when 'your whole life flashed before your eyes'? | I was tboned when another car ran a red light. I suffered brain hemorrhage and a punctured/collapsed lung when a broken rib pierced my lung. I flatlined in the e.r. and then was in a coma for a week.
Nothing. I saw nothing. I dont even remember the accident. I just remember waking up in the hospital a week after the accident. My life didn't flash before my eyes. There was no tunnel of light. No heaven or god. Just nothingness. |
According to you who's the best R&B soul artist? | Marvin Gaye. As far as I am concerned, nobody has ever written a better R&B song than [Inner City Blues](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_PxgSQ9Vf4) |
If life was a video game, what perk would you max out? | Charisma |
How do you let yourself off the hook when the world's steadily trying to crush the life out of you? | Sleep to not think about the problems |
How much money have you made or lost being honest? | I lied to get a job and made $20,000 more per year than my previous one. |
What is your go-to hangover remedy? | Ibuprofen and water before bed. Wake up. Eat breakfast chug water and take a nap. Usually feel great afterwards. |
Have you been in a situation where you didn't listen to your gut and it got you into trouble? | Never trust a fart |
The most trained assassin on the planet has the target of the master of the ultimate drunken fist technique. The assassin only has a Glock and a knife and the other guy has a cactus and four sided blades,Nunchuck, ninja star. What are the odds? | Cantaloupe |
What happened to horizontal dektop pc cases and why they are not sold anymore? | Dude, just rotate what you get. |
What’s the key to long lasting marriage? | Communication |
What are the odds that Artificial Intelligence replaces doctors in the near future ? | _Near_ future? Zero. We're not really close to true AI. |
Which city is going to turn into the most interesting ruins in 1000 years? | Vegas |
What’s the stupidest reason you’ve seen somebody fight for? | Me. |
Whiteout saying the title, what is your favourite movie, TV show or video game? | 15 yo wants to be a mafia boss |
What’s something you do under your mask that will be hard to stop once masks are no longer needed? | Yawn without covering my mouth. |
What song would you want played at your funeral ? | Rick roll |
Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up? | Not at all. Wanted to be a movie director. Now I work for a bank. |
What’s a sure sign you’re getting old? | When you’re literally doing nothing and you somehow injure yourself |
You wake up today at a different year in your life, what year is it and why? | 2021 |
Who is the most overrated youtuber? And why? | Pewdiepie he just acts like a child he’s only popular because he’s a long time you tuber and he is the top subbed |
What is the most ridiculous excuse that you can come up with? | “Officer I put my belt on too tight so I had to speed home because my waist was uncomfortable” |
What are some of the probabilities of the extremely unlikely events that have occurred? | In a continuous distribution, the probability of any point is equal to zero. But they can happen. |
What is something that some people value, but that you consider worthless? | Brand logos |
Why do you hate pineapple on pizza? Have you personally tried it? Or do you hate it because of all the memes telling you it's an abomination? | My parents used to get Hawaiian pizza when I was a kid because they thought we liked it. Really we just ate it because we were too polite to tell them it’s nasty.
Also I just plain don’t like pineapple. |
When did you realize you were one of the adults now and not figuratively sitting at the kids table? | I'll start - Last night, we had a small get together with a conservative religious family (relevant because they don't drink alcohol due to their beliefs. Also, there were only 6 of us total, none of us had covid). The family put their kid (young teenager) to bed and then the father of the religious family poured himself some wine. We ended up staying up pretty late and talking about more adult things and that's when it hit me that this is probably what my parents and their friends always did after i went to bed as a kid. I guess. At 27, I'm considered one of the grownups now :) |
Who are the best indie artists you know? | Tame Impala, classic answer but also they’re just the best |
What’s the best answer to what you achieved this year,when you achieved nothing ? | I have achieved the ability to achieve nothing |
You find yourself in possession of one billion of your currency, what do you do with it? | share with other indigenous communities |
What was the point of forcing The Washington Redskins to rename, when everyone still calls them the 'Redskins' anyways? | Virtue signalling. Most Natives don't give a shit, but other people (people obsessed with anything to do with race) decide to be offended on their behalf. |
What's a weird rule in your family? | If you make the "See you next year" joke on December the 31st, you get thrown into the garden shed to think about what you did for 10 mins or so, or until someone remembers they put you in there.
It's not so much of an old rule, but one I made while I was drunk that my brother fell victim to. |
Why do you like the bands/performers that you like? | I Like Imagine Dragons because they shred and they make me a they make me uh believa. No but for real could you imagine dragons? Just a big ass lizard and then it opens it's mouth and the next thing you know you are burnt to a crisp. Flying above you unleashing terror on you and your neighbor Craig |
In the US, we always here about Russian, Chinese, and Eastern European hackers. Is it the same everywhere or is it propaganda? | Don’t forget North Korean. |
Do you think it’s all right to wear boxers fresh out of the package. Why or why not ? | Wash them first, remember it has been in a factory |
What are the most horrifying moments of your life? | Back in March while my wife was in the hospital, I got a phone call from her doctor (no visitors due to covid) saying that she wasn't getting enough oxygen in her blood so they had to turn her over. For some reason, a collapsed lung was a possibility. Given that she was already on maximum life support, there would be nothing they could do. The horrifying part was when the doc asked for a verbal DNR, and my first thought was "what if the last time I get to see her was when she was being wheeled away in the hospital bed?"
Luckily she got out of the hospital a few weeks later and went to a rehab hospital and is home now, but I've never been that scared in my life |
What are your 3am memories of regret? | My life |
What are you eating for lunch today? | Grilled cheese (nearly burnt it😅) |
What's the coolest name you've ever heard of? | Back at uni I knew a Chinese exchange student who wanted an ‘English’ name.
He chose Turbo. Turbo Dong. |
What is your best and worst flirting experiences? On either giving or receiving end? | It's hard to think of the best flirting but the worst would have to be when a girl tried to grab my dick while I was at a club with out any kind of warning and then she looked me right in the eyes, I was still kinda shocked, and she said "errr I had a line I was gonna say but I forgot it... Sorry". We both laughed and even though I thought it was kinda dumb and weird, it worked. |
People who’ve accidentally sent nudes to the wrong person how did you damage control? NSFW | Didn't bother doing damage control. |
Congratulations you finished the tutorial. The rest of the Game is much harder. What is your first quest and how are you planning on achieving it? | Crying. Curling up into the fetus position. |
What is the FIRST game you loaded up this year to play? | I’m attempting to play minecraft with my son but I’m terrible at it. Wouldn’t have been my first choice. |
What are some small ways guys to make a girlfriend happy? | Listening, compliments, small gifts, something to show that you thought about her, being helpful |
What is something you wish you never learned? | Ducks have cork screw dicks |
If Home Alone was made today, what things would be different? | Everyone would have a cell phone and would know where Kevin was. He would get an Uber to the airport, and would be with his family mere hours after the rest of his family arrived in Florida. The movie would suck, but it would be realistic.
Another premise would be surrounded by the freak out when the mom figures out Kevin isn’t with the family as they wait for an hour and a half to get through TSA. |
People who suffer through actual clinical depression. What are your thoughts on some people using it to be “cool” and “trendy” ? | That feels like a thing that people online talk about happening a lot more than it has ever happened. |
if you used to be religious but aren’t anymore, what is the craziest thing that a church leader has said to you? | Still religious actually, but people are people and can be mistaken, even in positions of authority. I once had a pastor "teach" us to speak in tongues. He said all we have to do is repeat a syllable over and over and slowly add onto it and soon enough we'll be speaking in tongues..
No, that's not how that works 😂 |
How has your partner changed from when you first met? | She stopped drinking as a way to cope with her problems. |
What happens if someone is having sex and suddenly an earthquake strikes? | He gets swallowed |
What do you say when someone tells you info u already know? I have issues with going into robot mode&saying “oh I know” to anything someone says to me when they’re trying to be helpful&i already know about it. It seems to come off as condescending/rude. How to respond in a constructive way to this? | Someone tells you something you already know : instead of saying "yea I know" and ruining the vibe (I presume involuntarily), say "oooh I've seen that" and add a fact about it or something you also know, so that the person doesn't feel like they are the last one who learnt about it and the discussion can go on ! |
Why cannot we make deserts habitable before making mars habitable? | We would need way longer then a human life to actually make mars habitable even just equally habitable as one of our deserts. |
where are all these doors hitting asses on the way out? | Old west -> Go out door-> Linger in front of door-> Door come back-> Hit backside. |
If you can change or add one rule in a game that significantly changes the game, (sport, board game, puzzle, cards, video game, whatever) what would you change? | Golf is now a race. Everyone tees off at the same time and whoever finishes 18 holes first wins. |
What's the most overrated holiday? | New year's day |
Which anime protagonists you relate yourself the most and why? | Ash Ketchum cause i wanna be a pokemon master |
Ignoring modern grocery delivery, who was the last milkman? | Your father |
How would you describe a color without using or mentioning any other colors in any way? | Wavelength, like "350 nanometers"? or
"Low end of the spectrum". |
What's the most concerning part of your body that you haven't gotten fixed yet? | rectum fell out years ago |
Is pain tolerance measured by how much pain you can handle or how much pain you can take with a straight face? | i think it’s what you can handle without pulling away/backing out. i always think of getting tattoos haha some people can sit through a 6 hour tattooing session while others can’t stand 30 seconds of it. it doesn’t mean the 6 hour one won’t make faces or feel discomfort though. but their tolerance is way higher |
How normal is it to not check your phone for 6 hours and then when you check it, you have no new notifications? | Deleting Facebook has that liberating effect. |
What are some small ways to make a girlfriend happy? | Listen |
What would happen if someone buys 1 trillion btc and sell them after the price changes? | same as if someone buys $100 worth and sells after the change. They have $101-fees or $99 - fees.
Although the trillion dollar sell order will likely tank the price so they are far more likely to cause themselves losses. |
How do you cope with Post Holiday Depression? | Play with the toys Santa gave me. |
What is completely unique to each individual? | The wrinkles on your anus. |
What thing did you love to do until you realised everyone did it? | If I love doing something, I don’t care how many other people do it as well. |
Why can’t we all just, get along? | I'd suggest you google: The basic economic problem. |
What’s the most embarrassing thing you have done in front a stranger? | Here’s mine
there was this one time I was introduced to a mutual. let’s call her (L) before i even met her I assumed she was rude and I told my other friend (C) she looked like a b*tch. fast forward to when we met up in a smoothie place with (C) and (L) confronted me saying “why did you call me a b*tch”. They looked so serious And I replied saying “I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it I was judging you” and I kinda nervously laughed after. And then they just looked at me dumbfounded and started laughing. (C) then told me “It’s just a joke we were pranking you (L) didn’t know you would actually say that in front of her”
I then walked home almost crying thinking about how I literally confessed to a stranger that I thought they were a b*tch
and still to this day I feel so bad. |
Whats something comepletely legal you can do, but feels illegal? | Kill cats. It just doesn't feel right sometimes |
Sometimes It feel like we are living in a cycle of worries and sadness, whenever we expect something good, worse happens. Everytime. Why? | Because exactoy in those moments, we are basically looking for something that confirms our thoughts and we notice that stuf easier. |
What’s something you really resent paying for? | College.
I should have gone to trade school. Maybe become an electrician or something useful. |
What’s the fastest you ever ran thru a roll of toilet paper? | Opened new pack, dropped into toilet. So a few seconds. |
What is your life story in a sentence? | Got paid got laid drank gatoraid |
What is something you can do in real life that could be considered a "First Turn Win"? | Be born into a rich family. |
Under what circumstances will you wear pyjamas? | At home, not going anywhere and ready to relax. |
Which fast food restaurant has the best fries, and what are the best condiments for them? | five guys’ fries fucking rock. the secret is dipping them in a milkshake, which are also really good there. |
People who have had positive lasting effects from psychedelic mushrooms, what’s it like? | I had long lasting positive effects from Acid. I feel like it made me a lot calmer and less confrontational. My friends even said that i changed a lot and became a nicer person to be around. |
What is the best computer game in your opinion for a newb to sign up for? | Minecraft |
How do you view an Adobe Flash website without installing Adobe Flash? | You don’t |
What are some good financial decisions to make in your 20s-30s? | If your job offers a 401k, use it. If not, open an IRA. Don't use credit cards if you can't pay them off in full every month. Don't live above your income. |
americans of earth. Have you ever been outside of america to know what the rest of earth thinks of you :D ? How did that go ? | Yeah! I went to Peru once on a school trip. And I ran a race in Toronto. Both places were wonderful, and no one cared that I was American, and I didn't care that they weren't!
... :D |
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