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What are the roadblocks to creating a universal translation device?
The complexity and changing nature of language.
What's the most harsh truth you've ever learned?
The people closest to you can hurt you in a way that is unimaginable
What secret are you taking to the grave?
Nice try mom
Pellle who drive slowly in the left lane, why don’t you move to the right?
The left line is the slow lane in my country
What local business are you 99% sure is actually just a money laundering front?
Mattress places
A zombie apocalypse, what's your plan?
Go to the Winchester, Have a pint, Wait for the whole thing to blow over.
[Serious] if your girlfriend wants you to eat her shit would you? Why or why not?
I would do anything for love, but I won't do *that*.
People who completely switched careers, how difficult was it?
I went from an engineer to data scientist. It cost me many nights of self learning and I had to start over with entry level pay which set me back a few years. It was hard, but not even close to impossible.
What gives you the best feeling?
Being hugged by a loved one.
What was the most shocking school experience?
Someone got stabbed at my school when I was in grade 7
Men, what would be the worst thing about being a woman?
Putting up with men. The pain and consequences of childbirth. And Periods. Mostly periods.
To Non-Americans : why are so many of you so obsessed with Americans heating water up in a microwave?
AMERICANS HEAT UP WATER IN THE MICROWAVE??? I've literally never heard about this before.
Which do you prefer, shaved, trim or bush and why?
bush is hot i like to rip out a pube and floss my teeth with it
Are people who steal bongs breaking an unspoken stoner agreement?
I'm pretty sure "don't steal" is a widely spoken rule.
People who shoot fireworks in the city, how does it feel to be a massive a-hole?
I'd much rather hear fireworks over gun shots.
What fictional world would u want to be a part of? Why? What would happen?
Animal Crossing. Open a competing store to challenge the Tom Nook Monopoly
If you were to create your own country, what would you put in it's constitution ?
I wouldnt have one, why not give anarchism a shot?
If you woke up a dragon what's the first thing you would do?
apologise to it
There are lots of things it gets difficult to do as you age, but what are some things that get easier?
Forgetting things.
What's something significant that happened in 1987?
it was the first time people lived in 1987
People who have been caught by their parents for possessing or using illegal substances, what were everyones reactions?
“Can I have some?”
If last year where a movie, what would play in the credits as bloopers?
Trump talking about injecting bleach.
What's the absolute worst way to say that you're not married?
Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally in bed
People who are saying no to getting vaccinated against COVID-19, what are your reasons?
I'll wait a bit. I do lots of fasting / take vitamin d / zinc etc... so my immune system is pretty good, i'll let those who need it first get it. Most vaccines take waaayy longer than 6 months to develop and the virus is sketchy ( not denying it ) its just strange. show me strong evidence it helps stop the spread and long term is safe and i'll take it. But im mainly inside all day anyways alone so it doesn't matter much to me. I don't like most conspiracy theories, just the whole covid thing is super strange to me.
How do stand up comedians make a living right now?
Zoom standup
What are some of the most original insults you’ve heard?
My friend once told this guy “shut up you cara de plátano.” It means plantain face but sounds way funnier in Spanish. I still laugh every time I remember that moment hahaaha. Once that was said none of us could unsee what looked like a permanent banana filter on the guy
If someone was a small child as their nation’s war was ending, every year of their life must have seemed like paradise as food rationing and Total War economy ended. Those of you who lived through this what is your story?
No, depending of the infrastructure of the country you have a lot of military personal out of work and even more civilians who worked to support the military out of work . If the country won, there are still many people who have ptsd and other issues, depending on the reason of the war, the rest of the world may or may not support this country. If this country lost, there is a lot of depression and hate. If the country was the front line and not some entitled rich county that only has war overseas and never have seen the effects of bombing at home, then they have massive rebuilding and repairs to do. Either way it's not a growing paradise most of the time, look at iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Libya, half of Africa, etc. Life is almost always better without war, but winning is not a guarantee of prosperity either. Look at how many children are starving in the USA today.
Removing tattoo with tattoo! Why don't people who else want to remove tattoos just tattoo skin colour over their existing one?
Tattoos are not like painting walls. If you want to change a wall’s color you can just paint over it. But tattoos are created by injecting ink into cells. If you add more ink to the body’s skin cells it doesn’t necessarily cover it up, especially if the tattoo is dark. It just adds more ink. Some tattoos can be covered up with new tattoos, but not always.
If all males in the world above the age of eight were all physically transformed into eight years olds, what would be some positive and negative consequences?
Our crumbling infrastructure would be significantly more fucked.
What is the best thing about China?
Landscape.
People who use one square of toilet paper at a time, why?
More like How?
Anal lovers, how do you make it clean?
Lick it first
what languages can you speak?
Body language.
What would you do if you get an Ak47 ?
Sell it.
[Serious] How is retirees dating high school graduates immoral, cringe, and creepy?
the age gap is just really really odd
Those of you who are Hedonists, why?
Why would you not seek comfort and pleasure? Sure, to do this at the expense of other things is wrong. But to make the choices that lead to a pleasant, experience-filled life seems like the better way.
What Is Your Favorite Game?
Tinder
What old trend did you think was cool back in the day, but now you cringe looking at it?
i’ll start off. those big ass chains rappers used to wear. the ones that went all the way down to their stomach. looked pretty cool at the time, now they just look inconvenient and corny as fuck.
What Is Your Favorite Month Or Season Of The Year?
I like the transition between spring and summer. Not super hot yet but I don't need long sleeves unless it's the middle of the night and I'm outside somewhere.
Parents who've discovered that their kids are watching porn, how did you handle it? Kids whose parents have discovered your porn, how did they handle it and do you think they handled it well?
The other day my kid (14) left his blue tooth headphones on and left them in our main living room, and my daughter (11) heard some weird noises coming out of them so she put them on ... it was hentai and she was like "Mom, there's some fairies screaming on whatever John (not his real name) was listening to." He was in the bathroom 'taking a shower' at the time. I just put his headphones back up in his room. He comes bolting downstairs after his shower searching frantically for his headphones and I was just like "dude, I put them on your chair". He started launching into this huge explanation about how he had left some sort of twitch stream playing. He was MORTIFIED and I just kept saying "dude, it's fine, forget it, no explanation needed", but I know he was still upset. Haven't and won't bring it up again. (I'm his mom, btw.)
The Blues and Jazz are often said to be two of the few completely American things created. What else would you consider to be "uniquely American"?
So far, people on the moon
People who unironically post their "pronouns" on their social media profiles, what exactly is wrong with you?
Man, I wish I had so few problems in life I could be concerned about pronouns.
What toll would 3 vasectomies have on a person?
They would not be able to impregnate anyone with any of their 3 penises. If they had a 4th, however, they could still do it with that one.
What's something that's normally weird that is normal to you and your significant other?
Apparently having space, our own independence and taking our time with things and communicating is weird to some of my friends (which is funny because now they’re all single)
What’s a famous movie title that sounds like a good porno name?
The good the bad and the ugly
The dumbest person alive is from what country?
America. And I live here
What do you all REALLY think about people from England? Are the 'tea' stereotypes... is that all that people think of us?
I think almost 60 million people live in England and it's a very diverse population with a range of ideals.
What are your life goals? (Serious)
My current biggest goal is to get financial freedom, which I define by having a enough money invested so I can live without working (I get this at about $1.3m invested and am on track on getting this within 10 years). Once I get this then I want to take some chances trying to start businesses that I am interested in running.
What language do you think the population will speak in the future? Will we speak the same language?
English probably. Or some variant.
What are some jobs that you can gain a lot in a short time for someone that cant do math?
I hate to be that guy but have you ever thought about spending the time you use to watch YouTube/On social media to study basic mathematics?
People who had experiences with fortune tellers, how did it turn out?
I ate them
What was your worst hangover? What Happened?
i bet i know how OP is feeling rn
What did you hate sharing as a kid?
My parents
Whom do you think are the most overrated people on Earth ?
Kim Kardashian. In the immortal words of GradeAUnderA, **"she can't sing, she can't act, she can't fucking dance. But she has a big arse. As a society we should all be ashamed of ourselves for letting somebody like this become the most famous person on earth."**
What is the plot of your favorite movie or book?
A guy is getting dressed one morning when he sees a bulldozer in his yard preparing to demolish his house. (Building a new bypass, you see.) He runs out, still in his robe, and lies down in front of the bulldozer to prevent any progress. While there his friend comes by and convinces him to get up and go to the pub to discuss something vital. The guy reluctantly goes with his friend, finds out said friend is an alien, and that they're both about to hitch a ride on a flying saucer because the Earth is about to be demolished. (Building a new interstellar bypass, you see.) Hilarity ensues.
You have one year to live but you get to choose which year you live in, which do you choose and why?
2020 it was an amazing time
What are some of the best men’s fragrances?
Prada black
What’s something you got off Wish that was the total opposite of what you ordered?
I ordered a phone case that looked like Eddie Van Halen's guitar design, I got a sticker that covered up my camera.
What is your safe space?
My head
Why do you like being spanked?
Gets the blood rushing
What are some movies that are not rated R but definitely should be?
Alice in wonderland. Substance abuse
Why are you vegan?
Because I understand that the suffering and death that goes into producing animal products far outweighs the few minutes of pleasure i get from eating them. Why would I cause unnecessary suffering?
How did Voldemort become a lord?
He bought a square foot of land in one of those FB scam things. He has a star named after him too.
What's your biggest flex?
My beard is magnificent. We're talking *username checks out* levels here.
What is that one mind-blowing thing your ancestors/older family has ever done?
My great great idk how many greats grandfather was a samurai. He killed himself in battle 🤦‍♂️
If humans didn't exist, which animal, excluding primates, would probably prosper as a advanced civilization?
Dolphins
How's your hangover today?
non existent.
What conspiracies do you really believe, and why?
The conspiracy that tooth paste commercials have much more tooth paste than needed on the brush so people go through their tooth paste faster.
What are some of the best little things in life?
Being in your bed after a long day and sleeping like the dead.
What video game or movie seems to be a paradise to live in but would actually be hell if you hat to actually live in it?
Pokémon world
How did YOU asked your first BF/GF out ?
I was lucky to be asked out by the girl I secretly liked for some time
Professionals and hobbyists: what do the movies and TV get most wrong about what you do?
Nearly everything abput flying is wrong.
In your opinion what is the best franchise Star Wars or the MCU? And why?
Star Wars. Nothing in the MCU compares to the OG Star Wars trilogy.
What's the worst advice you've ever recieved?
"JuSt Be yOuRsELf". Fuck you
Who's the only person in the world you would eat?
Danny DeVito in a burrito would be kinda neato.
If you could only eat food from 1 continent for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
Probably Asia. It's just so diverse, you can find anything you like.
Which movie has the ultimate death scene?
Not a movie but a TV show. Kate's death in NCIS was really shocking.
What's the funniest 1min comedy sketch you can find?
Biden trying to pronounce a drug name
What is a potato called in your language?
Poe Tay Toe, you know, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew???
What’s the weirdest phone call you’ve had?
"This is just a test call. Time to stay home. Stay safe and stay home." I look online and multiple people got it but nobody know who send it, even the police.
How do you visualize the perfect woman? What are her attributes?
Perfection is one unattainable bitch
For virgins, why you still virgin? For non-virgin, when you lost your Virginity?
I lost my virginity at bible camp. Father donovan was not gentle with me
What has been your biggest regret over the Christmas holiday?
I spent it completely alone.
What are you doing in this post?
This: (does the thing)
Many people want to know what you will do different this year. What do you plan on doing the same?
I want to keep losing weight
An emergency broadcast system goes off saying “a group of unknown objects are heading towards (the state you live in) and the estimated time of their arrival is in 1 hr 20 mins” the military is sending tanks and fighter jets. How would you prepare?
I don't prepare. It's obviously a false alarm. There is no war plan anywhere that starts "First, we take out Ohio".
How do you see your future?
It's uhh... hanging
What’s the biggest red flag you ever ignored?
"I dont know how I survived without you", turned into "I couldnt live without you", turned into "i will kill myself if you leave me." Thinking you hold someone's life in your hands is a lot of emotional stress to go through. It made me feel like I had no other choice but to stay in that unhappy relationship. I did eventually get away from him tho and yes, he is living fine without me.
What movie unexpectedly made you cry?
I was not ready for the intro to UP
What home alone activity is best?
Setting traps everywhere for the burglars who are probably suffering from depression or are cooked up on crack
What TV show did you just start watching and got hooked on at the moment?
It’s Always Sunny.
If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?
Love, Peace and equality
What was your 'did they just do that?' moment?
Watched a 40yr old woman throw her coffee at a 16yr old girl because she didn't make her coffee right. Great role model for the 2 kids that were with her
What is the strangest food recipe you've ever heard of?
I thought a banana curry pizza sounded pretty fuckin weird until I tried it. Holy shit is that delicious!
What are the most consistent traits humanity retained throughout history?
Stupidity and ignorance
If a Children born with health problems how would you handle the situation?
Get them the medical attention they need
Where is your phone?
right next to me
What do you think you were the 1st person to do this year?
Hmm possibly listen to Gravity by A Perfect Circle.
You awaken to find yourself as the antagonist in the game on your Steam account with the most time played. Also on your person is a token allowing a one-time transfer which will be randomly chosen from games you've given negative feedback. Do you stay in your current game or use the token, and why?
Most hours? Let me check.... Stardew Valley?! Yeah no I’m living here forever.
Are horoscopes real? Why would people believe in them?
Yes they’re real, people write them so they exist. As far as being true, that’s another story.