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What product have you seen with obvious design flaws? | Dehydrated water |
When did you realize you were considered attractive or ugly ? | i must be attractive in some way because my girlfriend told my cousin a few months ago before we started dating that i make her wet |
How do you feel/what do you think about weddings on 9/11!? | I'm okay with it if it's falls on a Saturday or a Sunday, but I don't want to go to a wedding on a week day. |
What is the scariest interaction you have had with another person? | Bikers walked into a pizza place/bar out in Nevada. They settled into the pool room. That's where the bathroom is. It was pretty much like PeeWee's big adventure after that. I walked out of the john and a guy walks right up, says, "you looking at her on your way in?" Oh, hell, I don't know, I... "probably." He gave me the stare down and then the ol' "coulda stabbed you" biker laugh. F that. |
[Serious] If they’re humans deserving respect, not stigmatized, cursed beings, Whats wrong with dating adult film actress like Mia Khalifa? | Nothing. Feel free to return her calls.
[Some people are *really* hung-up about sex, and need to relax.] |
Whats your worse case of catching feelings for an online friend. and how did it end? | Username checks out |
[Serious] Anyone born "First Baby of the Year" (in a town, hospital, country, etc.) ... how do you still get notoriety as the years go by? How is your event remembered? | I was the first baby born in my town back in the 90s. I'm born in August.
Shockingly nobody gives a shit about me. |
Those who have tried shrooms, what's it like? | i felt like i was on the moon, i had no idea WTF was going on, 10/10 would recommend to the public |
[Serious] Citizens of countries that have a constitution, do you support it or not? Do you wish to see your country honor it's constitution more or less? Why or why Not? | I support the US Constitution quite a bit and our nation would be a far better place if we followed it more than we do. |
After you have chosen her to be your wife, what have you learnt if you have a second chance to choose? | I learned how to structure a sentence and spell correctly. |
How are you doing today guys? | I feel great, it’s been the best day of the year so far. |
What's the creepiest unexplained phone call you ever received as a child from a stranger? [Serious] | Heard the phone ringing around 10 or 11 PM, which seemed unusual, when I was upstairs by myself. Picked it up in for some reason in the room with the lights off and heard a creepy male voice say "Candyman" in a slow sinister manner. Hung up and ran downstairs to my family! |
Remember that time when...? | We coughed without getting frowned upon |
Guys that have modeled naked in front of an art class, have you ever got a boner and what happened if so? is it normal to get an erection during a session like that? How do you prevent something like this happening? | I modeled for figure drawing classes for a few semesters in a row when I was in college.
A few of the times, it was with a male. Everything was fine until the instructor picked up my hand and put it on the male model’s shoulder. Then he got a boner.
A few of the students snickered or giggled and the instructor rolled her eyes at me and the model (who were both undergrads) as if to say “kids, amirite?”
That was it. |
what are the dirtiest lines from movies? | "When Andy plays with you, it’s like, even though you're not moving, you feel like you’re alive."
(Woody, Toy Story 2) |
How should erotica differ from porn? | Plot. Plenty more plot |
what are some of the things that have helped you get through a traumatic break-up? | I've had a few traumatic break ups, and nothing helped me get through them. I just suffered for the allotted time and eventually began to feel better. Time was really the only cure. |
If you were a kid who was terminally ill, what would be your Make-A-Wish request? | My medical bills be taken care of so my family could grieve my loss without the extra stress. |
What is something that affected you in such a way that it has changed you forever? | i got cheated on and it forced me to take the red pill, everything is different |
What is obviously a bad idea, but people would probably still do it anyway just for fun? | Storming area 51 |
What is your funniest interaction with a customer? | being called "that nice lady" im a dude |
What did you accidentally do today? Was it good, bad, funny? | I accidentally woke up. |
What fruit makes Pepsi? | Sugar and diabetes |
What is the best joke you've ever cracked? | Lemme set the scene. I’m eating nachos on New Year’s Eve .
Dad: why is there so much fucking cheese on your nachos?
Me: it’s nacho business
IK HAHA I LOVE IT TOO |
If cannibalism became a social norm, what would be the first body part you try out? | buttocks. they're going to be tender from sitting and standing over the days |
[Serious] what are some "You'll understand when you're older" things (asking from a 12-year-old perspective)? | Life... |
People who’ve had their restaurant on “Diners,Drive-Ins, and Dives,” what was it like and what were the after effects? | I've eaten at three different locations featured on the show. They all have a small plaque with a picture of Guy Fieri on the wall but otherwise don't make much of it. They probably get a bump in business after it airs but for the most part it seems like business as usual. That's just the impression I got. |
What to say to someone on first meeting to creep them out? | "You looked so comfortable while sleeping last night" |
What’s something that’s annoying to most people but doesn’t annoy you at all? | Fast drivers |
What are you ashamed of from your past that you have changed since? | How honest and open I was to everyone. I used to tell loads to people about my personal interests and stuff I do. Atleast I only bother my friends with that now |
Whats the point of having dreams and ideas if we can never reach them? | But you can!! Anything is possible! |
People who don't speak Dutch, but do know some words: what's your favorite dutch word? | Number 7 - Zayven |
If you could pick an actor to portray yourself in real life, who would it be and why? | Me, I would nail the role. |
Why are you about to rub one out? | I made a mistake in drawing some trees. |
What’s the most heartbreaking thing you have seen/heard before? | Too many animal abuse stories. Breaks my heart. |
Do means justify the ends? why or why not? | This is a very shades of grey question. It would greatly depend on the means and the end. |
People who own an alexa device, whats the weirdest thing its given you as a response? | Sat quitley and Alexa pipes up saying "I can do more for you if you like". Home alone and I quite honestly shit myself. |
How important is virginity in today’s society? Is the concept of virginity validated? | You get made fun of for being a virgin. |
What's a creepiest turn a phone call with a telemarketer, service provider or wrong number you received took? [Serious] | Once a pharmacist at my local pharmacy where I had just gotten a prescription filled (by another pharmacist), got my number from my file and called me to ask me out .... it was hella creepy and unprofessional. And so awkward saying no, knowing he had access to all my records. Thankfully one no thanks was enough. |
If your life was a story, what would be the biggest plot twist? | That I don't actually exist |
What’s the cheesiest joke you’ve told that left only you laughing? | What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels. |
How inappropriate is it to request male only EMS workers and doctors after your husband got hit by a car because you don’t want other women touching him? | Extremely. And quite frankly, if you’re more concerned with who’s helping him over him receiving help, he might need to re-evaluate being married |
What pushed you to lose weight? | Dream of being a professional fighter. Had to drop to 160lb cause fighting at 280lb at 5’9 won’t work. Gave up on that dream due to fear of brain damage and better ways to make money. Eventually fell in love with weightlifting and loved the confidence it gave me. And noticing girls break neck is fucking priceless! |
What can you do today that makes you happy in 1,3 and/or 10 years? | Exercise and maintain a balanced diet |
Why go to work everyday and risk infection is the money really more worth than losing a loved one ? | Because some people need to make money to support their family and/or themselves as they would rather be able to live in an actual house/apartment and be able to eat food instead of going homeless. |
You're about to buy your first house, what are things to look out for? | Make sure all the documentation is in place. |
People with more than just one hobby, where do you find the time and determination to pursue? | I don't spend all my free time on one hobby. I have a number of hobbies, and I spend only a bit of time on each. It works for me. |
What if your crush genuinely refused you only because your zodiac signs don't match? | I'd say you dodged a bullet. Don't know how big, but a bullet none the less. |
You have to give up one: chicken, duck or bacon? What? | Duck |
What is something that looks better in real life? | Sunsets. |
What are you looking forward to? | 2022 |
What is the most trivial, but frustrating injustice you've ever experienced? | Florida not having the Spicy McChicken like Texas does |
What movie kept you is suspense till the end? | Hereditary. First time I had no idea which direction a horror movie was going in. |
[Serious] what made you get power of attorney over your parents? | alzheimer's. fortunately they made things much easier by having planned ahead for it and having all the legal arrangements (for both financial and healthcare powers of attorney) in place long before it actually got to that point. |
Will We Ever Know What It Smells Like Underwater? | Smells like water |
How old are you ? | I'm to be 15 tomorrow |
What is the most interesting celebrity interaction you've had? | K$sha talked to my friend on the train in California. It was the most interesting because she didn't have that air of superiority, like she'd transcended other humans. No preaching about how to live our lives, etc. The definition of a regular, kinda funny person, in a social exchange. |
Did people in the year 100AD say they lived in the year 100? What year did they say before th Gregorian Calendar? | Well before the Gregorian Calendar, there was the Julian calendar which equally divided the year into 365.25 days. We switched because this was a bit too much. Other civilizations used their own calendars starting from a significant time in their history |
How big of a mossad agent is Alex Jones? | Alex jones is his own conspiracy theorist, he doesnt even believe what he tells himself |
What was your "Meatloaf Moment" where you realized you would do anything for love except this one thing? | I will do anything for now except for forced watch of twilight (MOM) |
If you keep winning a game due to an exploitable powerful move in your favor that is difficult to counter, does it make you better? Why? | That’s the thing.
All sports, all games, come down to matchups. Some people are great under certain conditions. Some people are great at executing when conditions are least in their favor.
Either way, regardless of the competition, if you have an expectation of winning, you need to find an advantage, or at least something you know you can win doing.
Finding advantages is part of games. What’s stopping you from countering what he’s got/matching it, especially after you’ve seen it. |
Whats the best way to make you horny? | KNEE HIGH SOCKS |
A new rule stipulates that no item can be sold with a profit margin of more than 20%, what suddenly becomes very cheap? | The Apple... anything. |
Friends used to make a joke about googling the weirdest searches in case we ever committed a crime we could plea insanity, what would be your weirdest search? [NSFW] | Rooster deepthroats penis up arse |
What are some things that people don’t classify as bullying but feels like bullying? | If you sneeze and someone never says bless you, but does to everyone else |
What's the most out of touch thing someone has ever said to you? | Gender isn't biological |
What are online relationships like? would you recommend them or not? | If they're *only* on line, then they're no different than long distance relationships. Long distance relationship are a real drag because you have all the obligations and none of the benefits. |
What is your best catfishing story? | I catfished an actual catfish |
Youve come up with a word or phrase to descrive something you've experienced: what is it and what does it mean? How did you come up with it? | I once said "it was all a big misunderstandment" I had to think really hard about what the actual word was LOL |
What is the most productive thing you have done today? | Showering |
100 years from now, what food or meal that we eat will people think was strange? | Probably half the fish we eat will be extinct or something |
if you had to eat one adult human a month in order to survive, how would you change your life to accommodate that? | I’d just cut down on my intake and only eat one. Like a diet I guess? |
Congratulations! You can bring back one 80’s band or singer, who are you going to bring back? | Prince |
Why did you break up with your ex? | I always saw her on her phone giggling and when I’d ask she’d say nothing so I got a hold of her phone and a bunch a guys were texting her so I broke it off don’t like distrust |
the last thing you googled will protect you from the last image you downloaded, what will defend you against what? | The Intellivision II will protect me from tube doors for a Jeep Wrangler. |
If all technology advancement and information was gone. How long would it take us to come back to our current level and what would we miss the most? | If we still had all the knowledge of how everything once worked, it would still take us around 600 years to get Internet.
What I would personally miss the most would be electrical heaters, I fucking hate winters and I’m not ready to collect firewood just yet |
What’s your most prized possession and why? | My blanket. It’s the one thing that really reminds me of my dad |
How do you get to hot? | Have the heat on |
Cat normally eats anything, always munching anything it finds, but then vomits. Recently started vomiting even dry food despite it being top quality, starts vomiting all food then some yellowy liquid with foam. Started buying raw meat and he never vomits that, but it's expensive. What to do? | Its not a cat anymore, its a king |
What do you usually think about in: "he is probably thinking about other woman right now" situation? | the other woman |
Have you ever injured yourself by doing something just to see if it would injure you? If you have, what did you do? | I know that I have, multiple times. But somehow I can't remember a single example. Guess, I'll have to test again.. |
[Serious] How would complementary/inverted colours work, if we had 4 or more colour receptors? | I think this depends on which color these other receptors would be the most sensitive to, since our interpretation of color is completely because of our biology. For example if you see the color red there are two options on what colors the light that actually reaches your eye consists of: only red or every color except red's complimentary color green-blue. It's similar with the yellow on your computer screen which is actually a mixture of red and green since computer screens can't depict actual yellow. Our brain just interprets it as yellow, the color between red and green, since our red and green receptors are more or less equally sensitive to yellow light ( or the other option: everything except blue). You can even see the red and green if your screen is a bit older and you get close enough **BUT PLEASE REDUCE BRIGHTNESS BEFORE TRYING!!!**
Based on this information we can say, that how complementary/inverted colors would look is pretty much 100% dependent on our interpretation, so there isn't a clear answer to how the world would actually look. With a specific example I could make assumptions but I'm by far not an expert and this is just what I learned in chemistry a month ago. But I'm curious to see other people's opinions and thoughts about this topic and maybe someone proves me wrong ;P
Great question, OP. This is a really interesting topic. |
How can the cure be worse than the illness if the illness is death? | The cure makes you immortal but gives you dementia |
What is the most fun thing you have ever done? | When I smoked weed for the first time has to be it |
If your pet could communicate with you briefly, what would they say to you? | I like the peanut butter you rub on your eleventh finger |
CYOA, you are deep in the jungles of Mexico, the year is 1349 the Aztecs are in a golden age, you are a shipwrecked explorer that came before Columbus and accidentally crashed here, you hear the sounds of the death whistle, you have nothing but cheese, and rifle and 10 shots, what now? | Very specific, but I would shoot 2 shoots and try to scare them off because they had not heard a gun shot |
The millennium is now 21 years old. What’s its first drink? | Rat poison and bottom shelf vodka. |
What is the most despicable company to you? | Nestlé is pretty fucking awful.
Cargill.
Monsanto.
Wells Fargo. |
What is the point of living? | Someone has to feed the cat |
What first name is just so "first name"? | Josh |
If you could be any plant what would you be? | A nuclear plant |
What terrible pick up line have you used that actually worked? | Me:Cooouuunntry rooooaaadss
She:Taaaake meeee hooooome
Me:Ok where do you live |
If the United States had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away? | The one that keeps electing Mitch McConnell. |
You have acquired a small vial of Veritaserum that will magically disappear from your possession in 1 hour. Who do you give it to and what do you ask them? | I'd give it to my old German teacher and ask her, well ... "the fuck?"
Bad grades because a teacher doesn't like you? ok. bad grades *because* a teacher likes you??
I've always been relatively good in German, like 80 - 85% (without studying bc I couldn't be bothered) although the teachers never really liked me. Then I had *her* for three years and barely made it trough. No matter how hard I tried I not once got more than 20% on her tests (German school system btw). Now it's my first year with a new teacher and I instantly got 93%.
It's not like she hated me. In fact she seemed to like me. She even helped me with some "bullying" (actually just boys just being lazy dicks) without having asked her to do so. She's actually the type of person not to help anyone even if asked to.
So the f was that? |
What is a scene in a movie that is not inherently sexual that u find really hot? | That scene where Catherine Tremmel is being interviewed by the police in Basic Instinct springs to mind, for some reason. |
Nvay and Marines men and women. Do they allow alcohol on subs and carriers? If so how is it controlled? | They do not allow alcohol on Navy ships. But if you go out to see long enough, you get a "steel beach barbecue". If you're not working or on watch or whatever, you can hang out and eat like it's a picnic for the day. They'll give you two beers to enjoy if you want. But you have to be away from land for a long ass time. |
Who are some of your favourite musical artists more people need to listen to? | Frank zappa is a genius. Start with hot rats and apostrophe and work your way from there. Some their lyrics are outdated because he used to just make fun of pop culture icons but it doesn't stop the instrumental from being any less tasty.
Ps titties and beer is a good one especially from the live new York album |
People who have overprotective relatives, what's your story of them being a bit too overprotective? | My mom took a job in the school canteens so she could keep an eye out for me. This extended to high school |
People who eat and finish an individual item on your plate before moving onto the next item are you ok? | Yes. I leave the best for last. Its better so the best taste stays longer |
What kid at your high school made the biggest change since graduation? | My friend was very overweight, all his family were, and he used to get a lot of stick for it, even from teachers. Felt awful for him. After we left high school, i moved away for college, when i came back, he had completely changed his life. Lost all the weight, constantly works out, got a job as a PT and takes part in Iron Mans etc and more importantly, he's stayed that way for the past 16 yrs. He now seems so much happier and confident. |
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