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What is something you wish movies and TV shows would do more?	Show that in some cases the bad guys do win, but the good guys don't have to lose. The best movie to do this is Swordfish in my opinion. It had a pretty grey zone ending which was satisfying.
What do you think was going to happen if the virus didn't exist at all?	What virus?
What advice do you give others that you don't take yourself?	"You are who you choose to be" is something I tell someone when they're anxious or nervous about something about them like sexuality or other things. I never listen to this because it takes a lot of work to be who I want to be but I just think I can't do it
What song is an absolute banger but isn't really popular?	Feeling This - blink-182
Which song you loved had lyrics which disgusted you?	A Little Piece Of Heaven by Avenge Sevenfold. I had a friend that would play it all the time so I grew to like the song before I ever truly listened to the words. Then one day I catch myself singing along complacently without thinking about it and suddenly I realised what the song was about.
People who believe in reincarnation, how do you explain groving population?	Ants, dead ants.
How do some seem to sail through life with seemingly no worries, whilst others seem to get constant struggles? Are they just fortunate, or is it just that they can handle their shit better?	It's not even that they handle it better, it's that they hide it better.
What's the worst thing to say in church?	"what's the difference between a rook and a bishop? The rook moves in straight lines while the bishop touches children"
If you could be a Pokémon character which would you be and why?	I want to be Gary Oak because he doesn't take shit from bitches.
What are your 3 main goals that you want to achieve this year?	be healthy, pursue my dream in making music, and really just focusing on myself
When was the last time you made home-baked bread from scratch (with a rolling pin)?	Why are you using a rolling pin when making bread?
What's the creepiest phone call you ever received from a stranger and still can't explain? [Serious]	well it was silent. was kinda high so probably made it scarier
Whats the wierdest dream you ever had?	When I was together I had a dream I was in a place, bo idea where or what it was called. I wasn't in danger or anything. But I never felt alone. It was more of a big open space, but I felt walls even though there were none....I have had this dream multiple times then it just stopped. I would have more detail if it happened to me again
How do you think the world would be if all humans could walk on water?	Not that much different, unless we could build on it too.
What games from the last 5 years would you still recommend playing?	celeste
What is the most romantic gesture someone has done for you?	Knitted me a heart, damn that was cute
You can resurrect any one person for a single hour to speak with. Who do you resurrect, and what do you talk about?	My papa. He was a wise dude. I'd like to talk with him now that I'm old enough to actually hold a decent and meaningful conversation.
Can you change your Google Assistant's voice to anything you want (like, cough Obi-Wan to say)? If so, how?	Yes, homebrew software
Whats an interesting fact about products used in peoples daily lives that they dont know about?	Nestle is responsible for killing a shit ton of infants.
People who marks NSFW to normal questions, Why?	Because some of the answers may be NSFW
You are transported to a parallel universe where all wealth is opposite, how is your new life?	Super bad. Money has no value now since everyone is rich. No one is rich
People with criminals in their family’s, what is the most awkward social interaction with them?	"So, uncle Mortimer... how did it go with the bodies they 'found' in your attic?"
What’s an embarrassing secret of yours someone learned and you thought your life was over?	I shat my pants right after the beginning of a 3 day hiking trip in Europe. Didn't have a chance to clean the mess properly until day 4 in the evening. My ass was sealed shut (not just the hole, but the cheeks) and I had to rip it open inch by inch in the bathtub. Long asshair made it worse. To add to the misery, I forced myself not to go to toilet for a few days because of this traumatic incident. My bowel hurt like hell and as I finally went to the shitter, the clog almost tore my ass apart. It was in Europe (Austria) and we were hiking mostly through snowy forests and on mountains, so it was pretty friggin cold. I had a bad stomach virus a week before, but I thought it was over. Turns out it wasn't over completely, and around 4 to 5 hours after starting the trip, my stomach and anus decided in unity "WHATEVER IT TAKES, OPEN THE GATES". It was very loud and everybody (3 guys and 2 girls, one of which I had a crush on) heard it. We laughed it off but my head got so hot from the embarrassment that it felt like summer. First I thought maybe it was just a "wet fart", but then I slowly felt that my head wasn't the only thing that got warm. So what were my options? Turn back? Too far away already and I would get lost alone. Stop and clean it? I had one roll of asspaper, it wasn't enough to clean my ass and trousers and the embarrassment would have killed me. Stop at a river and clean it there? I don't hang my balls into icy water, and I didn't want to remove all the diarrhea with my hands. So I just moved on with the group. Fortunately, I had a tent for myself and for some reason nobody smelled anything or brought the topic up again. Maybe they DID smell it but didn't say it? All those questions in my head led to the decision of doom not to do anything about it the whole trip. It was a nightmare, I couldn't sleep well. I got rid of the shit-trousers at night (threw them up a tree, took 4 tries). Icing on the cake would have been, if someone asked "sup with the wack trousers up that tree?" but nobody seen it. It was right above my tent, I wasn't able to think straight at all...
What if World War 1 was truly "the war that ends all wars"?	Then it’s been lasting an awfully long time
What is that one myth that you really believed it to be true but it was later debunked ?	Santa Claus
What is your rock solid opinion you are convinced will never ever change?	Epstein didn't kill himself
How long will it take to vaccinate 70% of the people on Earth against covid?	it would a long time because of anti vaxers. I think about 4 or 5 years.
What do you think is the most fuckable pokemon?	Wtf
What are some good side-hustles to make a bit of extra cash?	Youtube and Twitch
What piece of trivia is guaranteed to stump a 12th grade trivia champ?	How to do taxes
[SERIOUS] What’s the weirdest porn u ever seen?	This guy I used to work with showed me a video of a guy putting fruit loops and milk in this girl’s gaping snatch and eating the cereal out with a spoon. I still cringe every now and then thinking about that plastic spoon scraping against her vaginal walls.
How do you think the humanity will evolve in 500 years?	We will be born without tonsils and wisdom teeth.
Christians who have shifted realities, do you think its a sin?	What?
What tv, movie or theater role does your body appearance disqualify you for?	I am so shy/Introvert I would have to say all of them. ... Maaaaaaybe an exception to a masked luchador, perhaps? &#x200B; Nah, I am a backstage guy
If you were to explain 2 girls 1 cup to a person from the 1800s how would you do it?	One poopeth into a cupeth for 2 fair maidens.
What very stupid things have you seen intelligent people do?	Pay 60K for a new car. Waste of money.
How do you feel about the fact that the Slavs are now colored people? Do you have Slavic friends or acquaintances?	I don't care about skin color, unless it's a horrible sunburn.
People who do the polar bear plunge: why?	It’s invigorating, best if you have a sauna nearby
If nothing goes majorly wrong, is it somewhat realistic to look forward to being able to go on holidays in the summer and being able to go to concerts/bars/clubs with little to no restrictions?	I hope so, didn't go to the usual places this past year, vacation time I took off was just spent at home.
What’s a frase that makes every historian mad?	"frase"
You are granted a very minor divinity. What are you are god of now?	I am God of the cold side of the pillow.
What is your favorite memory of your best friend?	She rang me panicking because she thought someone was following her and she didnt want to check behind her She was right something was following her it was her own shadow It's a memory we hold close and dearly
When did you take a big risk for love, and did it pay off?	When I said yes to getting married. No, it didn't.
What do you think about the Brazilian superstar Anitta?	Who?
If you had to spend the rest of your life in a cartoon of your choosing, what would it be?	I’d like to be any type of bender in the Avatar world
What if your best friend's best friend is not you?	I mean, to be fair, I kind of hope I'm not. I hope his best friend is his wife.
What is your pretty privilege story?	Sorry to be the forst but what is pretty privilege?
anyone ever seen themselves in the background of a movie, photo or something else exciting? If so, what was it?	My apartment was in the background of a health insurance commercial. Not that exciting.
What was the most horror movie you have seen?	Cuties
What sentence annoys all historians?	It must be aliens
If you could choose any drug to be non damaging to yourself, which would you choose?	Any form of painkiller. So many cause problems long term and even side effects short term.
What is the best room temperature snack?	Fruit snacks
What did you do this year that made you proud ?	Working with the Covid-19 rules
If one day you wake up and find out that you are on a lone island , what is the first thing that you would do?	Having a panic attack cause my dumb ass ist not smart enough for this.
When is it appropriate to say the word diarrhea?	Hey Lois! Diarrhea!
What did you do on NYE?	Haven’t slept since last year!
What superpower would be the most helpful during sex?	Infinite stamina
Being attractive has advantages and disadvantages. What's the advantage ugly people have?	Being left alone. It's nice walking into a store and not being bombarded.
How long have you ever lived without wanking?	Man, I would love to be thirteen again so this kind of question was the biggest thing on my mind... I hope you get some answers, kid.
what is your weirdest phobia?	I'm terrified of balloons popping 😖
What is something you’ve always wanted to know, but never bothered to look up?	Why would people do that? I guess the only things for me are the things I wanted to know but forgot about it so I can't look it up.
HR reps/managers who post job openings for entry level positions but ask for 5+ years experience, why?	the job is already lined up for someone internal or a family member
What’s the weirdest way you ever got aroused ?	At the time it was weird. when i was 21 (im in my 40s now) I had a FWB with an older (she was in her 40s) heavy lady named Melanie. We lived near eachother and worked together, so we carpooled. We'd often go for drinks after work and i get flirty when im drinking. We were both in a 'dry spell', so why not? before i met her, id gone mostly for the basic perky boob thin girls. Mel had these huge boobs that hung down to her belly button - the first time i saw her take her bra off and her boobs dropped and settled i stopped liking little perky tits. im crazy for big saggy braless boobs.
One group doing it (social distancing) won't make a difference. What's the best argument against this?	Ask anyone who's died if it would have made a difference.
What kind of event would it take for humanity to start counting back from year 1?	Watch the move 2012
How did you get over a toxic "ex" who gaslighted and lied to you. How did you regain your sanity and trust for people?	Cut off all ties with that person. Get laid a bunch and spend time with friends. Don’t go looking for a relationship just build up your self esteem and then one day someone special will walk into your life.
What habit or outlook has drastically improved your life and why?	Body building makes me feel fantastic.
What are some words that still sticks with you to this day?	Goodbye son have a good life. - my dad, 7 years ago
When was your last "Life is good"-moment and what happened?	was at a bonfire near a beach with my friends, their voices were all muffled as i was looking at the sea at night breathing everything.
What year is it?	2020 won
Alright men. What's the strangest boner you've ever gotten?	My wife jokingly bit my nose and it instantly went up lol
Those who are desperate to help others are actually desperate for help - What Do You Think?	It sounds like a teenagers Facebook post.
What is the one sound you hate the most?	Those "CLCKCLKCLkcCKCLKCLccLKCLCKCLKKCkccCKClkcCKClkc" sounds. Like nails on a chalkboard, or claws on metal.
Why do you love living in your country?	Döner
What are you staring at?	My phone
What is the bravest thing you have ever done or seen some do ?	I saved a buddy in the open ocean in Mexico once. He cramped up and wasn’t a good swimmer anyway. Started to get pulled out to sea. Lucky for him I am a good swimmer (years of swim team, and while not a life guard had training and live saving cert). Swam in all the way back to shore where he did pass out on the beach for a min or two.
What is a movie that is not meant to be scary but scares the shit out of you?	Toy story
What's the one ad you don't skip?	The ones I can’t skip...
What’s the funniest moment you’ve experienced in a video game?	Every single second I spent in Skyrim has been a goldmine of funny glitches
What’s the weirdest thing your bird has done to a guest?	Well, not my bird. But my neighbors parrot started squawking like my girlfriend during sex. Wonder where it learned it?
Some people are giving Veganuary a try. Why are you or why are you not?	Because I don't want to eat vegan.
What is the craziest thing that you’ve seen or has happened to you while driving?	Saw a pick up truck on I45 in Houston lose a tire at a fairly high speed. That tire kept going for quite a way and somehow managed to not hit another car before it finally came to a stop.
What is a thing that shouldn't scare you,but it does/did?	Any fucking insect. Really every
What is your favorite setting for fiction or games that isn't vanilla fantasy or over-used science fiction (so not Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.)?	I know this is going to be an answer, because this answer never changes. Apocalyptic wasteland.
You are given a quest to Save the Princess from some Demon Thing, but during this Quest, you cannot talk, how would you go about completing this Quest?	no offense man but your capitalization in this title is bothering me so much
How do you explain waking up without one sock on your feet everyday?	I used the other to masturbate ok?!? Geeze it gets lonely..
Men who dated a dominatrix, how did it work out?	Great. Gotta be honest, I was whipped by the end of the date.
Carrots on a pizza. Can it work & what other unusual toppings work well?	I think so, if you did like a chicken carrot ranch style? Just thin sliced carrots so it’s not a fight to eat them. Lingonberries are also weirdly good on normal pizza.
What are some things you do to be less depressed about everything?	Get out into nature as much as possible. Read and listen to astro physicists talk about the universe, our place in it, and all the new questions we're learning to ask as we discover more. Anything that helps pull me out of the overly human centric drama we constantly create on a daily basis
What piece of advice are you tired of hearing?	"Faster get married, later your timer run out." "Now you pretty, faster get boyfriend, otherwise you old nobody wants you." DAMMIT, AUNTIE, I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED.
Non-Britishers, what would you like to know about the United Kingdom?	Are you happy?
Do you guys ever reject a girl because of the way her tounge looks in pictures such as it being white or rough looking or am I overreacting?	That sounds like overreacting
What is the best entry- level ‘Anime’ you would recommend ?	Spirited Away
What's the worst way to initiate a conversation?	So... how attached are you to that baby?
What is a good hobby to get into as a 24 year old guy?	Cooking! I loved it!
What’s something that annoys mathematicians?	That fuckface Pythagoras.
You made it you sexy motherfuckers to twenty twentyone! What are you gonna do to make sure this year is much better?	Move out of the country
Your mom and dad switch bodies but keep the same heads. You are offered $50million to switch then back, but the only way to do so is by having sex with one of them. Who do you chose to have sex with, your moms body with your dads head, or your dads body with your moms head? Why?	What the fuck did I just read
How has self quarantine affect your relationship or marriage?	It made me realize how truly lucky I am to have the wife that I have. We have argued as everyone does but being so close so often has just made me appreciate how much she means to me.
How long do you watch a movie before deciding it's not worth finishing?	First woke or Pc character it's off

What is something you wish movies and TV shows would do more?

Show that in some cases the bad guys do win, but the good guys don't have to lose. The best movie to do this is Swordfish in my opinion. It had a pretty grey zone ending which was satisfying.

What do you think was going to happen if the virus didn't exist at all?

What virus?

What advice do you give others that you don't take yourself?

"You are who you choose to be" is something I tell someone when they're anxious or nervous about something about them like sexuality or other things. I never listen to this because it takes a lot of work to be who I want to be but I just think I can't do it

What song is an absolute banger but isn't really popular?

Feeling This - blink-182

Which song you loved had lyrics which disgusted you?

A Little Piece Of Heaven by Avenge Sevenfold. I had a friend that would play it all the time so I grew to like the song before I ever truly listened to the words. Then one day I catch myself singing along complacently without thinking about it and suddenly I realised what the song was about.

People who believe in reincarnation, how do you explain groving population?

Ants, dead ants.

How do some seem to sail through life with seemingly no worries, whilst others seem to get constant struggles? Are they just fortunate, or is it just that they can handle their shit better?

It's not even that they *handle* it better, it's that they *hide* it better.

What's the worst thing to say in church?

"what's the difference between a rook and a bishop? The rook moves in straight lines while the bishop touches children"

If you could be a Pokémon character which would you be and why?

I want to be Gary Oak because he doesn't take shit from bitches.

What are your 3 main goals that you want to achieve this year?

be healthy, pursue my dream in making music, and really just focusing on myself

When was the last time you made home-baked bread from scratch (with a rolling pin)?

Why are you using a rolling pin when making bread?

What's the creepiest phone call you ever received from a stranger and still can't explain? [Serious]

well it was silent. was kinda high so probably made it scarier

Whats the wierdest dream you ever had?

When I was together I had a dream I was in a place, bo idea where or what it was called. I wasn't in danger or anything. But I never felt alone. It was more of a big open space, but I felt walls even though there were none....I have had this dream multiple times then it just stopped. I would have more detail if it happened to me again

How do you think the world would be if all humans could walk on water?

Not that much different, unless we could build on it too.

What games from the last 5 years would you still recommend playing?

celeste

What is the most romantic gesture someone has done for you?

Knitted me a heart, damn that was cute

You can resurrect any one person for a single hour to speak with. Who do you resurrect, and what do you talk about?

My papa. He was a wise dude. I'd like to talk with him now that I'm old enough to actually hold a decent and meaningful conversation.

Can you change your Google Assistant's voice to anything you want (like, *cough* Obi-Wan to say)? If so, how?

Yes, homebrew software

Whats an interesting fact about products used in peoples daily lives that they dont know about?

Nestle is responsible for killing a shit ton of infants.

People who marks NSFW to normal questions, Why?

Because some of the answers may be NSFW

You are transported to a parallel universe where all wealth is opposite, how is your new life?

Super bad. Money has no value now since everyone is rich. No one is rich

People with criminals in their family’s, what is the most awkward social interaction with them?

"So, uncle Mortimer... how did it go with the bodies they 'found' in your attic?"

What’s an embarrassing secret of yours someone learned and you thought your life was over?

I shat my pants right after the beginning of a 3 day hiking trip in Europe. Didn't have a chance to clean the mess properly until day 4 in the evening. My ass was sealed shut (not just the hole, but the cheeks) and I had to rip it open inch by inch in the bathtub. Long asshair made it worse. To add to the misery, I forced myself not to go to toilet for a few days because of this traumatic incident. My bowel hurt like hell and as I finally went to the shitter, the clog almost tore my ass apart. It was in Europe (Austria) and we were hiking mostly through snowy forests and on mountains, so it was pretty friggin cold. I had a bad stomach virus a week before, but I thought it was over. Turns out it wasn't over completely, and around 4 to 5 hours after starting the trip, my stomach and anus decided in unity "WHATEVER IT TAKES, OPEN THE GATES". It was very loud and everybody (3 guys and 2 girls, one of which I had a crush on) heard it. We laughed it off but my head got so hot from the embarrassment that it felt like summer. First I thought maybe it was just a "wet fart", but then I slowly felt that my head wasn't the only thing that got warm. So what were my options? Turn back? Too far away already and I would get lost alone. Stop and clean it? I had one roll of asspaper, it wasn't enough to clean my ass and trousers and the embarrassment would have killed me. Stop at a river and clean it there? I don't hang my balls into icy water, and I didn't want to remove all the diarrhea with my hands. So I just moved on with the group. Fortunately, I had a tent for myself and for some reason nobody smelled anything or brought the topic up again. Maybe they DID smell it but didn't say it? All those questions in my head led to the decision of doom not to do anything about it the whole trip. It was a nightmare, I couldn't sleep well. I got rid of the shit-trousers at night (threw them up a tree, took 4 tries). Icing on the cake would have been, if someone asked "sup with the wack trousers up that tree?" but nobody seen it. It was right above my tent, I wasn't able to think straight at all...

What if World War 1 was truly "the war that ends all wars"?

Then it’s been lasting an awfully long time

What is that one myth that you really believed it to be true but it was later debunked ?

Santa Claus

What is your rock solid opinion you are convinced will never ever change?

Epstein didn't kill himself

How long will it take to vaccinate 70% of the people on Earth against covid?

it would a long time because of anti vaxers. I think about 4 or 5 years.

What do you think is the most fuckable pokemon?

Wtf

What are some good side-hustles to make a bit of extra cash?

Youtube and Twitch

What piece of trivia is guaranteed to stump a 12th grade trivia champ?

How to do taxes

[SERIOUS] What’s the weirdest porn u ever seen?

This guy I used to work with showed me a video of a guy putting fruit loops and milk in this girl’s gaping snatch and eating the cereal out with a spoon. I still cringe every now and then thinking about that plastic spoon scraping against her vaginal walls.

How do you think the humanity will evolve in 500 years?

We will be born without tonsils and wisdom teeth.

Christians who have shifted realities, do you think its a sin?

What?

What tv, movie or theater role does your body appearance disqualify you for?

I am so shy/Introvert I would have to say all of them. ... Maaaaaaybe an exception to a masked luchador, perhaps? &#x200B; Nah, I am a backstage guy

If you were to explain 2 girls 1 cup to a person from the 1800s how would you do it?

One poopeth into a cupeth for 2 fair maidens.

What very stupid things have you seen intelligent people do?

Pay 60K for a new car. Waste of money.

How do you feel about the fact that the Slavs are now colored people? Do you have Slavic friends or acquaintances?

I don't care about skin color, unless it's a horrible sunburn.

People who do the polar bear plunge: why?

It’s invigorating, best if you have a sauna nearby

If nothing goes majorly wrong, is it somewhat realistic to look forward to being able to go on holidays in the summer and being able to go to concerts/bars/clubs with little to no restrictions?

I hope so, didn't go to the usual places this past year, vacation time I took off was just spent at home.

What’s a frase that makes every historian mad?

"frase"

You are granted a very minor divinity. What are you are god of now?

I am God of the cold side of the pillow.

What is your favorite memory of your best friend?

She rang me panicking because she thought someone was following her and she didnt want to check behind her She was right something was following her it was her own shadow It's a memory we hold close and dearly

When did you take a big risk for love, and did it pay off?

When I said yes to getting married. No, it didn't.

What do you think about the Brazilian superstar Anitta?

Who?

If you had to spend the rest of your life in a cartoon of your choosing, what would it be?

I’d like to be any type of bender in the Avatar world

What if your best friend's best friend is not you?

I mean, to be fair, I kind of hope I'm not. I hope his best friend is his wife.

What is your pretty privilege story?

Sorry to be the forst but what is pretty privilege?

anyone ever seen themselves in the background of a movie, photo or something else exciting? If so, what was it?

My apartment was in the background of a health insurance commercial. Not that exciting.

What was the most horror movie you have seen?

Cuties

What sentence annoys all historians?

It must be aliens

If you could choose any drug to be non damaging to yourself, which would you choose?

Any form of painkiller. So many cause problems long term and even side effects short term.

What is the best room temperature snack?

Fruit snacks

What did you do this year that made you proud ?

Working with the Covid-19 rules

If one day you wake up and find out that you are on a lone island , what is the first thing that you would do?

Having a panic attack cause my dumb ass ist not smart enough for this.

When is it appropriate to say the word diarrhea?

Hey Lois! Diarrhea!

What did you do on NYE?

Haven’t slept since last year!

What superpower would be the most helpful during sex?

Infinite stamina

Being attractive has advantages and disadvantages. What's the advantage ugly people have?

Being left alone. It's nice walking into a store and not being bombarded.

How long have you ever lived without wanking?

Man, I would love to be thirteen again so this kind of question was the biggest thing on my mind... I hope you get some answers, kid.

what is your weirdest phobia?

I'm terrified of balloons popping 😖

What is something you’ve always wanted to know, but never bothered to look up?

Why would people do that? I guess the only things for me are the things I wanted to know but forgot about it so I can't look it up.

HR reps/managers who post job openings for entry level positions but ask for 5+ years experience, why?

the job is already lined up for someone internal or a family member

What’s the weirdest way you ever got aroused ?

At the time it was weird. when i was 21 (im in my 40s now) I had a FWB with an older (she was in her 40s) heavy lady named Melanie. We lived near eachother and worked together, so we carpooled. We'd often go for drinks after work and i get flirty when im drinking. We were both in a 'dry spell', so why not? before i met her, id gone mostly for the basic perky boob thin girls. Mel had these huge boobs that hung down to her belly button - the first time i saw her take her bra off and her boobs dropped and settled i stopped liking little perky tits. im crazy for big saggy braless boobs.

One group doing it (social distancing) won't make a difference. What's the best argument against this?

Ask anyone who's died if it would have made a difference.

What kind of event would it take for humanity to start counting back from year 1?

Watch the move 2012

How did you get over a toxic "ex" who gaslighted and lied to you. How did you regain your sanity and trust for people?

Cut off all ties with that person. Get laid a bunch and spend time with friends. Don’t go looking for a relationship just build up your self esteem and then one day someone special will walk into your life.

What habit or outlook has drastically improved your life and why?

Body building makes me feel fantastic.

What are some words that still sticks with you to this day?

Goodbye son have a good life. - my dad, 7 years ago

When was your last "Life is good"-moment and what happened?

was at a bonfire near a beach with my friends, their voices were all muffled as i was looking at the sea at night breathing everything.

What year is it?

2020 won

Alright men. What's the strangest boner you've ever gotten?

My wife jokingly bit my nose and it instantly went up lol

Those who are desperate to help others are actually desperate for help - What Do You Think?

It sounds like a teenagers Facebook post.

What is the one sound you hate the most?

Those "CLCKCLKCLkcCKCLKCLccLKCLCKCLKKCkccCKClkcCKClkc" sounds. Like nails on a chalkboard, or claws on metal.

Why do you love living in your country?

Döner

What are you staring at?

My phone

What is the bravest thing you have ever done or seen some do ?

I saved a buddy in the open ocean in Mexico once. He cramped up and wasn’t a good swimmer anyway. Started to get pulled out to sea. Lucky for him I am a good swimmer (years of swim team, and while not a life guard had training and live saving cert). Swam in all the way back to shore where he did pass out on the beach for a min or two.

What is a movie that is not meant to be scary but scares the shit out of you?

Toy story

What's the one ad you don't skip?

The ones I can’t skip...

What’s the funniest moment you’ve experienced in a video game?

Every single second I spent in Skyrim has been a goldmine of funny glitches

What’s the weirdest thing your bird has done to a guest?

Well, not my bird. But my neighbors parrot started squawking like my girlfriend during sex. Wonder where it learned it?

Some people are giving Veganuary a try. Why are you or why are you not?

Because I don't want to eat vegan.

What is the craziest thing that you’ve seen or has happened to you while driving?

Saw a pick up truck on I45 in Houston lose a tire at a fairly high speed. That tire kept going for quite a way and somehow managed to not hit another car before it finally came to a stop.

What is a thing that shouldn't scare you,but it does/did?

Any fucking insect. Really every

What is your favorite setting for fiction or games that isn't vanilla fantasy or over-used science fiction (so not Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.)?

I know this is going to be an answer, because this answer never changes. Apocalyptic wasteland.

You are given a quest to Save the Princess from some Demon Thing, but during this Quest, you cannot talk, how would you go about completing this Quest?

no offense man but your capitalization in this title is bothering me so much

How do you explain waking up without one sock on your feet everyday?

I used the other to masturbate ok?!? Geeze it gets lonely..

Men who dated a dominatrix, how did it work out?

Great. Gotta be honest, I was whipped by the end of the date.

Carrots on a pizza. Can it work & what other unusual toppings work well?

I think so, if you did like a chicken carrot ranch style? Just thin sliced carrots so it’s not a fight to eat them. Lingonberries are also weirdly good on normal pizza.

What are some things you do to be less depressed about everything?

Get out into nature as much as possible. Read and listen to astro physicists talk about the universe, our place in it, and all the new questions we're learning to ask as we discover more. Anything that helps pull me out of the overly human centric drama we constantly create on a daily basis

What piece of advice are you tired of hearing?

"Faster get married, later your timer run out." "Now you pretty, faster get boyfriend, otherwise you old nobody wants you." DAMMIT, AUNTIE, I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED.

Non-Britishers, what would you like to know about the United Kingdom?

Are you happy?

Do you guys ever reject a girl because of the way her tounge looks in pictures such as it being white or rough looking or am I overreacting?

That sounds like overreacting

What is the best entry- level ‘Anime’ you would recommend ?

Spirited Away

What's the worst way to initiate a conversation?

So... how attached are you to that baby?

What is a good hobby to get into as a 24 year old guy?

Cooking! I loved it!

What’s something that annoys mathematicians?

That fuckface Pythagoras.

You made it you sexy motherfuckers to twenty twentyone! What are you gonna do to make sure this year is much better?

Move out of the country

Your mom and dad switch bodies but keep the same heads. You are offered $50million to switch then back, but the only way to do so is by having sex with one of them. Who do you chose to have sex with, your moms body with your dads head, or your dads body with your moms head? Why?

What the fuck did I just read

How has self quarantine affect your relationship or marriage?

It made me realize how truly lucky I am to have the wife that I have. We have argued as everyone does but being so close so often has just made me appreciate how much she means to me.

How long do you watch a movie before deciding it's not worth finishing?

First woke or Pc character it's off