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What is something you learned in a video game that is helpful in the real world?	One that I use every winter I learned from Forza: Your tires and the road give you a finite amount of grip. If you are using all of it for braking or accelerating, then you don't have any left for turning. If the road is wet or icy, then you are starting out with even less grip, so you have to be careful what you spend it on. Do your braking before you get to the turn not when you're already turning.
how do you get over someone you love?	You don't.
What everyday items can be used to defend yourself?	Frying pan
What moment helped your realize that you had horrible parents?	Casual racism, homophobia, transphobia and insults at kids whenever they’re mad and constant jokes about adoption and not respecting boundaries.
How would you describe your job/field of study in the worst way possible?	My job only exists because people are to lazy to read the documentation.
What are you afraid of the world finding out?	chemistry
People that got a PhD/Masters but then didn't pursue the subject as a career, what is your story?	My wife has a master's as a physician assistant. She couldn't take how messed up the medical field is and left to become a real estate investor.
How honest are you?	Never more than is necessary
What's the real life equivalent of 1hp worth of damage?	When you put hand sanitizer on and it uncovers a hidden paper cut
People who work/have worked in the spaceflight industry, is there any behind the scenes incident from a mission that you worked on which you'd like to share?	Can't wait to see this threads responses
What really has not aged well?	Bill Cosby
What’s the most tragic love story from history?	Me and your mom
What type of positive or negative impact has self quarantining had on your relationship?	i don’t have any so i am immune
What's a TV show that went on after the star left after one or two seasons and became so good, no one remembers the star it was made for?	Well, The West Wing was originally supposed to be about Sam Seabourn (Rob Lowe), but he left half way through series 4, and it went on for as long again, mostly without him
What’s the coolest thing about Mother Nature?	I wonder why we call her Mother Nature. I mean, if she's our mother she sure spends alot of time and effort trying to kill us.
You are the budget assassin. All your tools are DIY or improv creations. What’s in your Arsenal?	A pencil. A fucking pencil.
what are some things someone can do to anonymously ruin their abusers life?	They shouldn’t. A genuine abuser isn’t someone who should be poked or prodded. Petty revenge is NOT the goal. Survival is. If a person is in a true abuse situation they need to establish an escape plan. They need support from a Domestic Violence advocate in their local area. They need CPS. Whatever body they feel safe contacting. Once they are out they need not seek “ruin” for their abusers. Though JUSTICE to the full extent of the law is applicable and highly deserved. Abusers are dangerous. Abusive personalities are volatile. Once out a victim’s sole greatest goal should be to STAY SAFE. Go zero contact when at all possible. And when not employ [grey rock](https://www.e-counseling.com/mental-health/what-is-the-grey-rock-method/). Use the law, the public, and community support as much as possible. But never never never just simply try to “ruin” an abuser’s life. And do not encourage someone you know to do so. This literally can be an issue of [life or death.](https://ncadv.org/STATISTICS). If you or someone you know is currently in an abusive situation I hope the following link can help you. Please use it. [Online or Via Telephone.](https://www.thehotline.org)
When looking at the girls around without feeling, is that a symptom of infertility?	Nah, just homosexuality or asexuality.
People who fart loud in public, why?	Annoying children have their faces at ass height
You can go back in past for 10 minutes which moment you wanna live once again?	My nephew's first words. Everyone thought he was a late bloomer and only spoke when he was 5. But I was his full-time nanny when he was 3. The very first thing I heard him say was when we were alone at home with his baby brother. His baby brother started crying (he was hungry and I hadn't finished heating up his milk). He got worried and banged on the toilet door yelling, "MOMMY, BABY CRYING." I was so proud, I cried. But noone believes me. Noone else heard it (his mom wasn't home, the toilet was the only door besides the front door that was closed) and he never said anything else for another two years. I want to go back and record it. He got a lot of shit for developing late as he was growing up, I want to prove that this child is intelligent, he's just quiet. I love my nephew, I want everyone to see the potential I do. But I'm probably biased.
whats the dumbest thing you've heard an anti vaxxer claim that vaccines cause?	"It'll change your DNA". That's always funny
[serious] People that hate country music, why? What is it about it that puts you off?	Old country music was ok. New country rock isn’t so good.
If a portal suddenly appeared between where you are right now and NYC, what would you do?	Close it as fast as possible.
What's the first thing you'll do when covid restrictions are lifted?	Dine in at a restaurant
What proof is there that Covid kill?	The thousands dying everyday
What does this mean: “𓀐𓂸”?	Bend over and take this long dick
James Randi the famous psychic debunker recently passed away without ever awarding his 1million dollars for proof of psychic abilities. If you had any psychic abilities you think you could have won the million dollar prize or would he been able to debunk you?	The fact is he never would believe it unless he was open to the idea of psychic abilities. It’s like a “change my mind” meme. If you don’t believe in it you won’t believe it when it really happens. So no, I don’t think i would win and I don’t think anyone would have won, if someone were to truly win, that person would have had to made him believe in it, which would have been a form of mind control, and in which case everyone would catch onto what he was doing At least, I think it’s that obvious
What really has not aged well?	That one Instagram post that said 2020 was gonna be the best year ever because Halloween was gonna be on a Friday, Christmas was gonna be on a Friday, etc.
"Money Can't buy happiness", but what's the closest you can get to buying happiness?	Being sad in a Ferrari is better than being sad in a Prius
If you do something illegal next to a country’s border in front of a police officer and then jump the border in a country where whatever you just did is legal, what happens?	Depends on the countries, the mood of the police officer, the severity of the crime, and the fact that you'll probably be arrested in the country you just entered for illegal border crossing.
What advice would you give to someone stranded on a desert island?	I don't get how I could communicate with someone stranded on a desert island. Especially since it seems like I'm somewhere else. Sorry about this, just wanted an answer.
Ladies, what's the worst thing a guy has said to you on a first date?	After a very uncomfortable silence he looked me from face to toe and said; “you look... okay”. The whole date progressively became more and more awkward from then on
Whats the top 5 movies u recommend to watch?	Night of the living dead. Repeat 4 more times.
What was the most helpful thing someone did for you or said to you you after your suicide attempt?	"If you ever try this again, I will slap you till you are awake again!" Then promissing me that I can talk to him over EVERYTHING, I did, he saved me, lived 4 months rent free in his house and idk. He made me feel like I can actually come with every problem to him
People who turn on the TV then stare at their phones... why?	Because sometimes the tv is background noise when I don't want music.
What are common toxic traits displayed by parents?	Scolding their kids without explaining how to actually provide a solution to the problem.
People who lost their swimsuit in public, what's your story and how did you get out of that situation?	I (m) was like 15 and learning to waterski. My Uncle and Grandfather were in the boat, along with a neighbour girl I had a terrible crush on. At one point, I took a bad dive, and went head first into the lake. The speed and angle were such that it pulled my swim trunks RIGHT off. As the boat circles back to me, I’m already imagining the part where I have to climb into the boat next to my crush wearing just a life vest. But there was hope! They were hanging down there, off my big right toe, no joke. The life vest made things more complicated, and as they brought the boat around I was still struggling. Imagine the speedboat coming at you as you’re treading water, with everyone up high and staring down to see if you’re okay. And your awkward virgin body’s about to full-frontal flash your crush before you can stop it. I had to confess - at the top of my lungs - before they got too close. After a brief conversation / shouting match, huuuge laughs from the boat. “Your suit is where?” Thankfully, I was able get them back on myself, while folks turned their backs. Way less embarrassing than it could have been..!
What would be the worst mythical diety to double cross or cheat?	Zeus cause he will fuck yo girl
What would be the best animal to cross a pigeon with?	Pigeon is the ultimate animal already
How do you clean your ass after pooping?	i should try a bidet sometime op
What do you want to tell people about but you’re too embarrassed to say it?	that i literally just took a shit at their place
What’s your, ”don’t shoot me, I’m just the messenger” moment?	Telling friend A i caught friend B balls deep in his mrs
What stressed you out the most?	Rent was due and I didn't have enough
Who is the worst person you've ever met?	This pedophilic, psychopathic 17 year old I met years back. Thankfully, he got what was coming to him eventually.
You find $100000 in a briefcase in a back alley, but there’s a note that says you can only buy one thing, and that if you buy more than one you will be hunted down and killed. What do you buy, and why?	Gold
If you could keep your mind, but turn into a different living thing/object, what would you become and who would you terrorize first?	As long as i can turn back? It's a lovely day in the neighbourhood, and I am a horrible, horrible goose
Which is safer to use for extended use (8+hours daily) wired or wireless headphones?	Safer? In what way? What is the perceived risk you want to mitigate?
Let's start the year on a positive note: who is your role model and why?	I don't have a role model. Because I choose my own path.
What is the most clever scam you have seen or fallen into?	BLM has raised over $10 billion since May. Is it being used to help the black community, and if so, how and where is it being spent?
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?	Eggplant
What are some interesting stories about corrupt American federal agents in history?	I know in Hot Springs, AR back in the prohibition, there was a shootout between corrupt local police funded by the mafia and federal agent sent to shut them down.
What's the stupidest thing someone said to you?	Had our camper hooked up to my car on a summer Friday afternoon and was asked "going camping?".
You have $10,000, what is the best way to double it?	Rip each bill in half!
Why did the chicken really cross the road?	Because we build an unnatural piece of land where animals normally cross before we placed the road there
Girls do vaginas have any problems besides periods like how men get no reason boners?	Vaginas can get wet at random times which can be unfortunate
What's the best/worst "sorry wrong number" experience you've had?	I called up my drummer to wish him a Merry Christmas and invite him over for some booze and a gift. In my phone I would save numbers as the persons first name, and last name as the initials of the band (ex: Firstname LN). However I had known him long enough that when he changed his number, I saved his new number as his full regular name. I rarely make calls to people I know, I usually just text. So when I called him up, I called the old number not thinking of it. I swear the guy on the other end sounded just like my drummer. So I’m saying, hey man come the fuck over! And the poor guy keeps telling me he’s not my drummer and we start arguing over it because I think he’s just being a dick and screwing with me. We get into it back and forth for so long he finically gives up and agrees he’s the guy I’m talking about. So I say something along the lines of, “now come over and get your gift.” And he asks for the address, which wasn’t too weird because I had moved a month prior to a new apartment. The dude shows up, at my door and I have no idea who he is. So when I open the door, “Hey man, what’s up?” He says, “you told me to come over here, where’s my gift?!” And it clicked and I was the asshole. I just told him to hold on and I called my actual drummer who found it hilarious. He came over and we all hung out for the night along with some other friends. The twist was, the stranger actually knew who I was through small town reputation and had been to a couple local shows and connected the dots who I was through our initial conversation. Good guy. Still like his photos on Instagram sometimes.
Any tips on how to shit after holding it in for the past year?	Dont Go for a world record We belive in you
How can a person be intimidating when neccessary?	A gun always helps.
People who grew up on a farm, what little known fact about food should people in the burbs and cities know?	Field corn is not sweet corn
Where was your favorite place to go as a kid?	Toys R us
What are you waiting for?	Idk. Something amazing I guess.
He's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but who's got the biggest balls of them all?	We.
People who can barely spell and try to prove your point with links to scientific articles, how are you today ?	[fien](https://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/people/matt.davis/cmabridge/#:~:text=According%20to%20a%20researcher%20(sic,be%20at%20the%20right%20place.)
What names for a baby are good in theory but wouldn't work in reality?	Booger
What’s something that annoys musicians?	Out of tempo clapping
What is no one ever prepared for?	Your parents dying. You may be prepared in the sense you’ve prepared funeral arrangements and all that jazz, but you will never be prepared emotionally no matter how hard you try.
What does it mean if your gay and have done more things with the opposite sex than the same sex?	Then maybe you're more bi than gay
You are stuck in the Backrooms, a near endless hellscape were your only companion is the moist carpet and buzz of fluorescent lights. What is your strategy to survive?	There really is no surviving
You wake up this morning to find its January 1st 2031! You're married to someone you don't recognize and your life has gone in the opposite direction you currently want it to go in. What do you do?	I think masturbating and relaxing before start panicking would be my choice.
What are some of the worst mascots you have ever seen?	Whatever nonsense the Philadelphia Flyers have.
Which song can't you hear anymore because it reminds you of a certain movie or scene in a movie?	Power of Love. Then I HAVE to watch Back to the Future. Which is fine, I love the film. But its usually played on the radio every day. That's too much Marty
How would you rephrase an alternative to 'Ladies and Gentlemen' by still feeling classy with pageantry but still gender friendly?	Comrades.
Who’s penis do you want in your mouth rn? Why?	I'd prefer not having one
What has "cultural appropriation" stopped you from doing?	Nothing. To me cultural appropriation is just exploiting something cultural for either purpose of some kind of gain or disrespect. Those white Liberals in the US who cry on twitter about some one wearing a Chinese dress or Adelle dressing up for Carnival are absolutely off the mark and need to actually speak to the people they claim to be defending. While I was in Ghana this fashion designer that had a mutual friend with me asked me to try out some Ghanaian suits and have pictures taken in the them. White liberals would cry about how I was appropriating culture while the actual people the culture belonged to encouraged it and liked it.
If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?	Rest and recuperate
What are your goals for this year?	Sleep more
What kind of product or service you wish should exit ?	Your English teacher
What question do you refuse to answer?	this one. Wait, shit I guess I answered it
If you could travel back to any ancient civilization and be famous—what would you be known for?	Standing a top of a pyrimad and decapitating people and while holding their beating heart rolling their head roll down stairs to my followers below
How do you distinguish between arrogance/narcissism and self confidence?	Arrogance/ narcissism usually involves people stating that they are better than others. Self confident people do not need to compare themselves to others.
People who exercise nearly every day - how do you get yourself to do it? Especially on days where you’re just not feeling it?	I make the bar really low. 5 kettlebell swings. 10 squats. Going for a run? If it's not fun you can walk. Often times I will start working out for that minimum and then keep going, adding more reps, sometimes I don't but either way I am reinforcing a habit. I hate working out but if I make it approachable I can stick to it.
People who haven't showered in a literal year, why?	Because it hasn't even been a literal year yet.
How does one stop themselves from wanting to bone any/everything with a pulse when they are drunk asf?	Quite simple drink less. Alternatively bone something before you drink so your want to bone is less.
Which interpretation of quantum physics do you think is correct?	The right one
If you could go back and tell your 17 year old self one thing that might have made adulting a teensy bit easier, what would it be?	Invest heavily in Google and Tesla
What did you just do that your slightly ashamed of?	I drank WD-40
[Serious] What's that one story that it's true but no one believes you?	I've got a few but I think the biggest one is my mom is the first person in written medical history to get a certain parasite infested in their spleen.
This year, how many times have you watched Shrek?	twice
What signs of quality do you look for in a steel-toed boot?	Comfort and durability. I've owned a pair of red wings, and I would not recommend. I've also owned 2 pairs of LaCrosse boots and they lasted twice as long and we're more comfortable and a third of the price.
When was your happiest day of your life?	July 17th 1987.
(F 23) What are some good ways to build confidence that work for you?	Just know that everyone else is faking it as well
What still makes you mad till this day?	Todd snitched on me to the cops in the early 70s. Still pissed.
What's something you don't want people to know you watch?	alright so i dont watch hentai but i know at least 70% of you will probably say it, just upvote this if you watch yaoi/hentai
What was the first thing you did today?	same as every day: took my meds otherwise I won't be functioning
What's something in horror movies that scares you, even as an adult?	Hot girls keep dying
What fictional character would get COVID-19?	Ron Swanson
What’s something that annoys you?	Leaving the toilet lid up in a house, or someone putting dishes in the sink while I'm washing them, at least put them on the damn counter!
Going to popeyes, y’all want anything? Why?	Yo spicy chicken sangwich
What combinations of food do you like, and why do they taste so good?	Chocolate and peanut butter because God made it that way.
What was a funny conversation you’ve overheard?	GUY 1: WTF ARE YOU DOING ( from like 30 metres away ) GUY 2: BUYING A HAT GUY 1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING A HAT GUY 2: I WANT ONE OKAY I was gone by this point but i wonder why he did buy a hat

What is something you learned in a video game that is helpful in the real world?

One that I use every winter I learned from Forza: Your tires and the road give you a finite amount of grip. If you are using all of it for braking or accelerating, then you don't have any left for turning. If the road is wet or icy, then you are starting out with even less grip, so you have to be careful what you spend it on. Do your braking before you get to the turn not when you're already turning.

how do you get over someone you love?

You don't.

What everyday items can be used to defend yourself?

Frying pan

What moment helped your realize that you had horrible parents?

Casual racism, homophobia, transphobia and insults at kids whenever they’re mad and constant jokes about adoption and not respecting boundaries.

How would you describe your job/field of study in the worst way possible?

My job only exists because people are to lazy to read the documentation.

What are you afraid of the world finding out?

chemistry

People that got a PhD/Masters but then didn't pursue the subject as a career, what is your story?

My wife has a master's as a physician assistant. She couldn't take how messed up the medical field is and left to become a real estate investor.

How honest are you?

Never more than is necessary

What's the real life equivalent of 1hp worth of damage?

When you put hand sanitizer on and it uncovers a hidden paper cut

People who work/have worked in the spaceflight industry, is there any behind the scenes incident from a mission that you worked on which you'd like to share?

Can't wait to see this threads responses

What really has not aged well?

Bill Cosby

What’s the most tragic love story from history?

Me and your mom

What type of positive or negative impact has self quarantining had on your relationship?

i don’t have any so i am immune

What's a TV show that went on after the star left after one or two seasons and became so good, no one remembers the star it was made for?

Well, The West Wing was originally supposed to be about Sam Seabourn (Rob Lowe), but he left half way through series 4, and it went on for as long again, mostly without him

What’s the coolest thing about Mother Nature?

I wonder why we call her Mother Nature. I mean, if she's our mother she sure spends alot of time and effort trying to kill us.

You are the budget assassin. All your tools are DIY or improv creations. What’s in your Arsenal?

*A pencil. A fucking pencil.*

what are some things someone can do to anonymously ruin their abusers life?

They shouldn’t. A genuine abuser isn’t someone who should be poked or prodded. Petty revenge is NOT the goal. Survival is. If a person is in a true abuse situation they need to establish an escape plan. They need support from a Domestic Violence advocate in their local area. They need CPS. Whatever body they feel safe contacting. Once they are out they need not seek “ruin” for their abusers. Though JUSTICE to the full extent of the law is applicable and highly deserved. Abusers are dangerous. Abusive personalities are volatile. Once out a victim’s sole greatest goal should be to STAY SAFE. Go zero contact when at all possible. And when not employ [grey rock](https://www.e-counseling.com/mental-health/what-is-the-grey-rock-method/). Use the law, the public, and community support as much as possible. But never never never just simply try to “ruin” an abuser’s life. And do not encourage someone you know to do so. This literally can be an issue of [life or death.](https://ncadv.org/STATISTICS). If you or someone you know is currently in an abusive situation I hope the following link can help you. Please use it. [Online or Via Telephone.](https://www.thehotline.org)

When looking at the girls around without feeling, is that a symptom of infertility?

Nah, just homosexuality or asexuality.

People who fart loud in public, why?

Annoying children have their faces at ass height

You can go back in past for 10 minutes which moment you wanna live once again?

My nephew's first words. Everyone thought he was a late bloomer and only spoke when he was 5. But I was his full-time nanny when he was 3. The very first thing I heard him say was when we were alone at home with his baby brother. His baby brother started crying (he was hungry and I hadn't finished heating up his milk). He got worried and banged on the toilet door yelling, "MOMMY, BABY CRYING." I was so proud, I cried. But noone believes me. Noone else heard it (his mom wasn't home, the toilet was the only door besides the front door that was closed) and he never said anything else for another two years. I want to go back and record it. He got a lot of shit for developing late as he was growing up, I want to prove that this child is intelligent, he's just quiet. I love my nephew, I want everyone to see the potential I do. But I'm probably biased.

whats the dumbest thing you've heard an anti vaxxer claim that vaccines cause?

"It'll change your DNA". That's always funny

[serious] People that hate country music, why? What is it about it that puts you off?

Old country music was ok. New country rock isn’t so good.

If a portal suddenly appeared between where you are right now and NYC, what would you do?

Close it as fast as possible.

What's the first thing you'll do when covid restrictions are lifted?

Dine in at a restaurant

What proof is there that Covid kill?

The thousands dying everyday

What does this mean: “𓀐𓂸”?

Bend over and take this long dick

James Randi the famous psychic debunker recently passed away without ever awarding his 1million dollars for proof of psychic abilities. If you had any psychic abilities you think you could have won the million dollar prize or would he been able to debunk you?

The fact is he never would believe it unless he was open to the idea of psychic abilities. It’s like a “change my mind” meme. If you don’t believe in it you won’t believe it when it really happens. So no, I don’t think i would win and I don’t think anyone would have won, if someone were to truly win, that person would have had to made him believe in it, which would have been a form of mind control, and in which case everyone would catch onto what he was doing At least, I think it’s that obvious

What really has not aged well?

That one Instagram post that said 2020 was gonna be the best year ever because Halloween was gonna be on a Friday, Christmas was gonna be on a Friday, etc.

"Money Can't buy happiness", but what's the closest you can get to buying happiness?

Being sad in a Ferrari is better than being sad in a Prius

If you do something illegal next to a country’s border in front of a police officer and then jump the border in a country where whatever you just did is legal, what happens?

Depends on the countries, the mood of the police officer, the severity of the crime, and the fact that you'll probably be arrested in the country you just entered for illegal border crossing.

What advice would you give to someone stranded on a desert island?

I don't get how I could communicate with someone stranded on a desert island. Especially since it seems like I'm somewhere else. Sorry about this, just wanted an answer.

Ladies, what's the worst thing a guy has said to you on a first date?

After a very uncomfortable silence he looked me from face to toe and said; “you look... okay”. The whole date progressively became more and more awkward from then on

Whats the top 5 movies u recommend to watch?

Night of the living dead. Repeat 4 more times.

What was the most helpful thing someone did for you or said to you you after your suicide attempt?

"If you ever try this again, I will slap you till you are awake again!" Then promissing me that I can talk to him over EVERYTHING, I did, he saved me, lived 4 months rent free in his house and idk. He made me feel like I can actually come with every problem to him

People who turn on the TV then stare at their phones... why?

Because sometimes the tv is background noise when I don't want music.

What are common toxic traits displayed by parents?

Scolding their kids without explaining how to actually provide a solution to the problem.

People who lost their swimsuit in public, what's your story and how did you get out of that situation?

I (m) was like 15 and learning to waterski. My Uncle and Grandfather were in the boat, along with a neighbour girl I had a terrible crush on. At one point, I took a bad dive, and went head first into the lake. The speed and angle were such that it pulled my swim trunks RIGHT off. As the boat circles back to me, I’m already imagining the part where I have to climb into the boat next to my crush wearing just a life vest. But there was hope! They were hanging down there, off my big right toe, no joke. The life vest made things more complicated, and as they brought the boat around I was still struggling. Imagine the speedboat coming at you as you’re treading water, with everyone up high and staring down to see if you’re okay. And your awkward virgin body’s about to full-frontal flash your crush before you can stop it. I had to confess - at the top of my lungs - before they got too close. After a brief conversation / shouting match, huuuge laughs from the boat. “Your suit is *where*?” Thankfully, I was able get them back on myself, while folks turned their backs. Way less embarrassing than it could have been..!

What would be the worst mythical diety to double cross or cheat?

Zeus cause he will fuck yo girl

What would be the best animal to cross a pigeon with?

Pigeon is the ultimate animal already

How do you clean your ass after pooping?

i should try a bidet sometime op

What do you want to tell people about but you’re too embarrassed to say it?

that i literally just took a shit at their place

What’s your, ”don’t shoot me, I’m just the messenger” moment?

Telling friend A i caught friend B balls deep in his mrs

What stressed you out the most?

Rent was due and I didn't have enough

Who is the worst person you've ever met?

This pedophilic, psychopathic 17 year old I met years back. Thankfully, he got what was coming to him eventually.

You find $100000 in a briefcase in a back alley, but there’s a note that says you can only buy one thing, and that if you buy more than one you will be hunted down and killed. What do you buy, and why?

Gold

If you could keep your mind, but turn into a different living thing/object, what would you become and who would you terrorize first?

As long as i can turn back? It's a lovely day in the neighbourhood, and I am a horrible, horrible goose

Which is safer to use for extended use (8+hours daily) wired or wireless headphones?

Safer? In what way? What is the perceived risk you want to mitigate?

Let's start the year on a positive note: who is your role model and why?

I don't have a role model. Because I choose my own path.

What is the most clever scam you have seen or fallen into?

BLM has raised over $10 billion since May. Is it being used to help the black community, and if so, how and where is it being spent?

If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?

Eggplant

What are some interesting stories about corrupt American federal agents in history?

I know in Hot Springs, AR back in the prohibition, there was a shootout between corrupt local police funded by the mafia and federal agent sent to shut them down.

What's the stupidest thing someone said to you?

Had our camper hooked up to my car on a summer Friday afternoon and was asked "going camping?".

You have $10,000, what is the best way to double it?

Rip each bill in half!

Why did the chicken really cross the road?

Because we build an unnatural piece of land where animals normally cross before we placed the road there

Girls do vaginas have any problems besides periods like how men get no reason boners?

Vaginas can get wet at random times which can be unfortunate

What's the best/worst "sorry wrong number" experience you've had?

I called up my drummer to wish him a Merry Christmas and invite him over for some booze and a gift. In my phone I would save numbers as the persons first name, and last name as the initials of the band (ex: Firstname LN). However I had known him long enough that when he changed his number, I saved his new number as his full regular name. I rarely make calls to people I know, I usually just text. So when I called him up, I called the old number not thinking of it. I swear the guy on the other end sounded just like my drummer. So I’m saying, hey man come the fuck over! And the poor guy keeps telling me he’s not my drummer and we start arguing over it because I think he’s just being a dick and screwing with me. We get into it back and forth for so long he finically gives up and agrees he’s the guy I’m talking about. So I say something along the lines of, “now come over and get your gift.” And he asks for the address, which wasn’t too weird because I had moved a month prior to a new apartment. The dude shows up, at my door and I have no idea who he is. So when I open the door, “Hey man, what’s up?” He says, “you told me to come over here, where’s my gift?!” And it clicked and I was the asshole. I just told him to hold on and I called my actual drummer who found it hilarious. He came over and we all hung out for the night along with some other friends. The twist was, the stranger actually knew who I was through small town reputation and had been to a couple local shows and connected the dots who I was through our initial conversation. Good guy. Still like his photos on Instagram sometimes.

Any tips on how to shit after holding it in for the past year?

Dont Go for a world record We belive in you

How can a person be intimidating when neccessary?

A gun always helps.

People who grew up on a farm, what little known fact about food should people in the burbs and cities know?

Field corn is not sweet corn

Where was your favorite place to go as a kid?

Toys R us

What are you waiting for?

Idk. Something amazing I guess.

He's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but who's got the biggest balls of them all?

We.

People who can barely spell and try to prove your point with links to scientific articles, how are you today ?

[fien](https://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/people/matt.davis/cmabridge/#:~:text=According%20to%20a%20researcher%20(sic,be%20at%20the%20right%20place.)

What names for a baby are good in theory but wouldn't work in reality?

Booger

What’s something that annoys musicians?

Out of tempo clapping

What is no one ever prepared for?

Your parents dying. You may be prepared in the sense you’ve prepared funeral arrangements and all that jazz, but you will never be prepared emotionally no matter how hard you try.

What does it mean if your gay and have done more things with the opposite sex than the same sex?

Then maybe you're more bi than gay

You are stuck in the Backrooms, a near endless hellscape were your only companion is the moist carpet and buzz of fluorescent lights. What is your strategy to survive?

There really is no surviving

You wake up this morning to find its January 1st 2031! You're married to someone you don't recognize and your life has gone in the opposite direction you currently want it to go in. What do you do?

I think masturbating and relaxing before start panicking would be my choice.

What are some of the worst mascots you have ever seen?

Whatever nonsense the Philadelphia Flyers have.

Which song can't you hear anymore because it reminds you of a certain movie or scene in a movie?

Power of Love. Then I HAVE to watch Back to the Future. Which is fine, I love the film. But its usually played on the radio every day. That's too much Marty

How would you rephrase an alternative to 'Ladies and Gentlemen' by still feeling classy with pageantry but still gender friendly?

Comrades.

Who’s penis do you want in your mouth rn? Why?

I'd prefer not having one

What has "cultural appropriation" stopped you from doing?

Nothing. To me cultural appropriation is just exploiting something cultural for either purpose of some kind of gain or disrespect. Those white Liberals in the US who cry on twitter about some one wearing a Chinese dress or Adelle dressing up for Carnival are absolutely off the mark and need to actually speak to the people they claim to be defending. While I was in Ghana this fashion designer that had a mutual friend with me asked me to try out some Ghanaian suits and have pictures taken in the them. White liberals would cry about how I was appropriating culture while the actual people the culture belonged to encouraged it and liked it.

If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?

Rest and recuperate

What are your goals for this year?

Sleep more

What kind of product or service you wish should exit ?

Your English teacher

What question do you refuse to answer?

this one. Wait, shit I guess I answered it

If you could travel back to any ancient civilization and be famous—what would you be known for?

Standing a top of a pyrimad and decapitating people and while holding their beating heart rolling their head roll down stairs to my followers below

How do you distinguish between arrogance/narcissism and self confidence?

Arrogance/ narcissism usually involves people stating that they are better than others. Self confident people do not need to compare themselves to others.

People who exercise nearly every day - how do you get yourself to do it? Especially on days where you’re just not feeling it?

I make the bar really low. 5 kettlebell swings. 10 squats. Going for a run? If it's not fun you can walk. Often times I will start working out for that minimum and then keep going, adding more reps, sometimes I don't but either way I am reinforcing a habit. I hate working out but if I make it approachable I can stick to it.

People who haven't showered in a literal year, why?

Because it hasn't even *been* a literal year yet.

How does one stop themselves from wanting to bone any/everything with a pulse when they are drunk asf?

Quite simple drink less. Alternatively bone something before you drink so your want to bone is less.

Which interpretation of quantum physics do you think is correct?

The right one

If you could go back and tell your 17 year old self one thing that might have made adulting a teensy bit easier, what would it be?

Invest heavily in Google and Tesla

What did you just do that your slightly ashamed of?

I drank WD-40

[Serious] What's that one story that it's true but no one believes you?

I've got a few but I think the biggest one is my mom is the first person in written medical history to get a certain parasite infested in their spleen.

This year, how many times have you watched Shrek?

twice

What signs of quality do you look for in a steel-toed boot?

Comfort and durability. I've owned a pair of red wings, and I would not recommend. I've also owned 2 pairs of LaCrosse boots and they lasted twice as long and we're more comfortable and a third of the price.

When was your happiest day of your life?

July 17th 1987.

(F 23) What are some good ways to build confidence that work for you?

Just know that everyone else is faking it as well

What still makes you mad till this day?

Todd snitched on me to the cops in the early 70s. Still pissed.

What's something you don't want people to know you watch?

alright so i dont watch hentai but i know at least 70% of you will probably say it, just upvote this if you watch yaoi/hentai

What was the first thing you did today?

same as every day: took my meds otherwise I won't be functioning

What's something in horror movies that scares you, even as an adult?

Hot girls keep dying

What fictional character would get COVID-19?

Ron Swanson

What’s something that annoys you?

Leaving the toilet lid up in a house, or someone putting dishes in the sink while I'm washing them, at least put them on the damn counter!

Going to popeyes, y’all want anything? Why?

Yo spicy chicken sangwich

What combinations of food do you like, and why do they taste so good?

Chocolate and peanut butter because God made it that way.

What was a funny conversation you’ve overheard?

GUY 1: WTF ARE YOU DOING ( from like 30 metres away ) GUY 2: BUYING A HAT GUY 1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING A HAT GUY 2: I WANT ONE OKAY I was gone by this point but i wonder why he did buy a hat