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What do guys actually look for in a girl?	Body warmth, maybe a pulse
In what ways are you a stereotype?	I mean I’m black and I enjoy fried chicken.
What is the best fruit/vegetable/object to shove up your ass?	Stephen hawking
[serious] What is an event that happened in your life that made your formerly unbelieving self believe in religion or God?	Synchronicity. Seems too much like the matrix. not religious though
People who use dating apps, what's the creepiest interaction you've had with someone on there?	She requested dick pics and me being extremely horny I sent a few. I’m pretty sure it was a guy catfishing me. Cause what girl asks for dick pics right off the bat?
What are your most favorite cover songs that were remade better than the original?	This may be controversial, but I perfer alien ant farms version of smooth criminal than the original by Michael Jackson lol
What video game sound effects are still stuck in your head?	Mario
When did a change in timezone totally ruin your plans?	Told this one before. Was hooking up with this girl at my University. She just flew back in from her home country and invites me over. Shit happens, we are on third base, but as soon as her head touches the pillow she passes out. Long story short: got cock blocked by jet lag.
If human beings life span was increased, right now, from 100 years to 1000 years, what would be the consequences?	Overpopulation obviously
You get dumped in a foreign city with no money, food, ID, only the clothes on your back. You are not allowed to use the Embassy or leave until you are there for 365 days total. How do you survive the year?	unfortunately this is a reality for many homeless people and they usually survive somehow. I would likely copy them I guess. sad situation
Which musical genre(s) would shock the most our 1920’s ancestors? Why?	Death metal. I’d love to show them some Cannibal Corpse.
What did your school like to waste money on that is/was useless?	Sports aren't useless, but they get waaaay too much money and attention compared to what should really matter in school.
What is your reason for living?	I have to feed the cat
What's the weirdest kink your ex or someone you hooked up with had?	Humiliation but it was verbal, people thought I hated her
What is a daily routine of yours that greatly improves your life?	If you have naturally bad skin, wash your face after eating anything remotely oily. Works wonders
[Serious] How do you celebrate NYE in the US without being bombarded by corporate logos and crappy top 40 music?	Short answer but putting on a custom playlist kinda fixes the problem.
How did green come to mean go/go this way and red stop/don't go this way? It seems universal. Are there societies that we know of that didn't use those colors?	Most traffic lights are universal some of them don’t use yellow in between. I just read that most countries “buy off the shelf” instead of producing their own
How would your country change if children were allowed to vote?	There'd be free candy for everybody until the economy collapsed.
What unique skill do you possess?	Not having skills at all is a skill?
What's something dumb but you're glad you know?	That there is sexy milf in my area waiting to smash.
What is something you’ve witnessed on job that has made you queazy/sick?	Returns department for a clothing company Someone clearly mixed up their returns labels on their parcels and sent us her dildos yes plural that were 100% tried and tested before return
What do you do when you need motivation but what you really need is discipline?	Spank me daddy
What is the sexiest thing someone can do that is in no way pornographic?	Take a big dump
For those who have experienced some kind of child molestation or assault as a child, how do you handle being home for the holidays?	Some don't go home as it's a trigger. For those brave enough, as long as the offender is not around, they might enjoy themselves. If you are a child or you know a child this is happening to, report the person by contacting the authorities. Some states have no statute of limitations so you can report them as an adult. The world will not end and they won't kill your family as they are cowards and weak. You are not alone and you are not damaged goods. Sending healing, strength and perseverance to all who suffer or have suffered through this.
What is the worst plane ride experience that you went through?	Was worst and best at th same time. Best: got to fly on a private jet Worst: had to be a third wheel for the entire flight.
What is your depression indicator?	Don't want to leave my bed
What is something that people should be more patient about?	Going to the doctor.
[serious] whys autism used as an insult the people who use it like this don't seem to know what it is. So why is it used as an insult?	I think it’s maybe down to the stigma that once sounded autism when little was understood about it, people saw ‘bad behaviour’ then maybe coined it as an insult??
If all species had equal intelligence which species would dominate?	Ants! They make up 20% of the biomass of all living creatures.
If your cat magically grew as big as a tiger do you think it would main and or kill you? Why or why not?	No, because I wield the all mighty vaccum.
What's been your experience with a pathological liar?	Friend of mine use to tell stories to other friends while I was with him. He would tell them stories that I was in that were complete lies and just expect me to go along with it. It was a very uncomfortable experience and he would swear on his life for things that were blatant lies.
A magic man offers you a new life where you're rich, healthy and attractive. The caveat is that you must leave everyone you know behind, right now, without warning. You will never be able to see, communicate or send anything to them ever again. How do you respond to the offer?	I like your funny words magic man
Growing up (in the 90s) we were exposed to advertising everywhere. Where are kids these days seeing ads for toys etc?	YouTube is full of ads that target children. Baby Shark? Ad. The Duck Song? Ad. Spiderman impregnates Elsa? You guessed it. Ad.
What’s something you don’t do because you’re afraid of the reaction from others?	Stand out
People who have used online dating to find a partner: did you find one, how long were you together, and would you do it again?	I met a guy, we were together 2 years and moved in together cus he lived 2 hours away. Biggest mistake ever. Cheated on me with about 10 woman and probably more 🤦🏻‍♀️ used my own old phone to text females
who ponder consistently, how can it truly healp?	It doesn't healp. Trust me.
Whats the furthest back in time someone could travel and conceivably amass a present day fortune?	Looks like the oldest bank in continual operation opened in 1590 so if you had an account when it first opened you could still have that same account today. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_banks_in_continuous_operation
What's the best way to tell an online stalker how to fuck off?	I'd try 'fuck off' if that didn't work call the cops, espcially if you can prove they are stalking. Take lots of screenshots and collect as much evidence for them as you can.
You gain the ability to send any one movie from earth to an alien civilization without any contact. What movie do you send to create the most confusing and fucked up image of humanity?	Monty Python’s Holy grail
What’s the most weight you’ve ever lost in under a year?	When I went to Marine Corps boot camp, I was put on a diet and lost over 60lb in 13 weeks. At the end, they removed me from the diet and encouraged me to eat what I wanted. I remember going to breakfast and asking for a donut, the recruit serving food said “no” because I was a “diet recruit”... God when the Drill Instructor screamed at him to give me a donut was one of the happiest moments of my life.
What are you views on America handling COVID right now?	America is handling covid?
What is on your mind today using only emojis?	🍆🍑💦 😬
Which deceased musical artist or band would you most want to see perform live today and why?	Freddie Mercury
Dishwasher users, do you rinse your dishes? Why/why not?	I'm just going to leave this here [Detergent packs are kinda wishy-washy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBO8neWw04)
What is one thing you like to do but can't stand others doing?	Driving lol
Turns out lizard people have been living among us, but now they've come out demanding equal rights and the freedom to show their scales. Do you have any objections?	What are the lizard pronouns
People who inch their cars forward at red lights why do you do this?	I had an ex-girlfriend tell me those doohickies they put under the road at traffic lights are actually measuring devices that detect the weight of your car. If you're sitting still, it might not know you're there, so if you inch forward a little, it'll let them computer know you're there, and that'll make the light turn green sooner.
How did what you were fed as a child influence your eating habits/ food choices today?	I was always told to try everything even if I ended up not liking it afterwards. Its actually made me a very adventurous eater and I like that.
Chefs who have lost your sense of taste and/or smell to COVID, how has it affected you?	Hot sauce. Lots and lots of hot sauce.
How have you contributed to humanity so far?	By lowering its population
People who fire off their fireworks at around 8 pm on december 31st, why?	I don't do it, but I think people do it for their young Kids so they can put them to bed before midnight
If you had to count to a million, what would you want to count?	Anything that comes in packs of 100,000.
Take a movie, but make it Adam Sandler style. What is it like now?	Boring and unfunny
What are some secrets of reality tv shows?	They're not reality.
What's one pet peeve of yours that you wish you could get rid of -- because it hampers your enjoyment of life?	People who smoke weed in public.
What are some quirky rituals that your family or group follows?	Sacrificing virgins
Who did type execute order 66 at 00:00 December 31 and why?	I asked why theres a big health bar
What do you miss most about being a kid?	Granparents
What are some examples of people who utterly failed at life (and consequently makes you feel a little better about yourself)?	No one has destroyed their potential more than me
What has your experience been going back and forth between your divorced parents houses?	Mine was fine, but only because my parents made an effort to stay friends at best, and at there worst they were always respectful to eachother when I was around. They also stayed in the same city
What is the most useful life tip you know?	If it won’t affect your life in 5 years, don’t spend over 5 minutes stressing over it
If you could change 3 things about your country, what would you change?	1: equal rights for everyone 2: affordable health care 3: new education system I’m American
What book are you reading?	Re-reading all 7 Harry Potter books.
People that stop 15-20 feet behind the car in front of them at stoplights, why?	1. Gives you a better look at the entire sidewalk before you enter (if you are at the front of the line) 2. Stops you from hitting the car in front if you are rear ended. 3. Gives you enough room to change lanes without backing up if the car in front has issues. 4. Some stoplight sensors don't work if only the front sensor is triggered. Staying further back gives a better chance the left arrow will activated.
What are some movies/TV series from the past that probably wouldn't be made today due to jokes or bits in them?	Blazing Saddles maybe? I watched it again the other day, after 20+ years of having first seen it. My jaw was on the floor 90% of the movie with the racism lol. Still a hilarious classic, but wow yeah; wouldn't fly these days.
People who tested positive in COVID, what kind of message of support would you want to hear from your family and friends?	I can't speak about covid. But from traumatic recent events, don't just tell them the same old "I'm so sorry, I'm here blah blah blah" it's way too formal and they'll have heard it fifty fucking times don't do it as if reading a script
What to do when your crush doesn't like you back? Like you have deep feelings for her and it just cant go away, what can you do to move on faster?	Stab a pineapple
Humans have gained immortality, can replace bodies if got seriously injured by sending consciousness to another body. How society changes. specially what sports will be invented/become legal?	Watch Altered Carbon, you basically described that show's world.
What gets too much attention in the news?	Donald Trump’s tweets. I mean, yes, he is the president of the United States, but he is just a person who uses social media too much. Instead of focusing to issues and conflicts actually happening, we focus on potential conflicts/threats made by Trump, most of which don’t actually happen. So many issues are neglected, so many conflicts ignored, just because of an attention seeking president. Instead of taking action he decides to write bad written tweets attacking people and the media gives him the attention he is looking for willingly by overanalyzing everything he says. We shouldn’t ignore his tweets, obviously, as they are coming from one of the most powerful people in the world, yet that doesn't change the fact that they’re really just tweets.
What is the best kind of pain?	The kinky kind
What song/songs would you like played at your funeral?	Get down on it
People who love attention... Why?	because they need an external source of validation
what’s something that one can start today, repeat for 5 mins a day, for a year and change ones life?	Meditation.
What does your pet do that no one else's pet does?	My cat loves watching the water in the toilet get flushed, I had to stop her from trying to paw at a turd getting flushed
People who search by new, why?	Because I don't want to see something which already has 500000 up votes
[Serious] What’s your secret shame?	Being gay myself
Growing up, at what point did you realize your family was poor?	When I noticed my mom bring a calculator to the supermarket.
Whats a free way to feel hood now?	Be broke.
What do you drink most?	Water. Anyone who says differently should be concerned about their health.
What is the powerhouse of the cell?	Midichlorians
Si venisti contra textum in linguam alienam, quam longe tu autem vade intelligere? What are your motivations?	Most of it i think, spanish is my mother language and i know some italian
What is the most selfless thing you have ever encountered someone doing?	The Terminator lowered himself into a vat of molten steel to prevent the technology that created him from being discovered.
Is there actually anywhere online where you can earn cash just for pissing about for an hour or 2 each day?	If you are pissing for an hour or two, I’d seek help.
Where was your sanity when you did that mistake?	Oh ho ho. Very bold of you to assume I ever had sanity
ladies, are you ever embarrassed to take off your shoes in front of people because you are worried your feet might smell bad. how often has this happened to you?	Why just ask ladies?
What’s a movie pitch for a remake, using the mindset of Americans this year?	To start: Movie Pitch: INDEPENDENCE DAY remake for the 2020 mindset. Aliens arrive in giant saucers and threaten to destroy humanity. They blow up several major cities, killing thousands. Many conservatives across the country call it a liberal hoax. “Fake news!” tweets the President. After a few more cities are destroyed, the government tells people to flee majorly populated areas. Many comply to save their lives and their families’ lives. Many others gather in large groups and protest the aliens, claiming no one tells them what to do, because they’re “Americans, gurddamn it!” and they have rights. They’re incinerated. Many tweet that smoking and the flu kills more people every year than the aliens, so what’s the big deal? Finally, in the third act, people are taking the threat (mostly) seriously and decide to fight back! A call goes out to anyone with pilot experience to show up and fight. Many show up. Many claim they don’t trust the planes and stay away. As the pilots gather, scared but resolute, the President delivers an epic, rousing speech. Just kidding, he’s playing golf. In the end, the aliens are defeated when it’s revealed they dressed up in blackface in college during a halloween party, and are abruptly cancelled. Roll credits.
Anyone got anything exiting going on in their life right now, what is it?	I'm sitting on the toilet
People who tow vehicles, what’s the weirdest place or reason you’ve towed a vehicle?	My buddy got his minivan stuck in a field in winter. So I get called out cause I’ve got a 4x4 and tow ropes. First rule of towing someone out is you hand them the rope and they secure it on their vehicle how they please. This being a minivan, it didn’t have hooks and the guy hooks it on his plastic bumper. I say look - that’s gonna shred your bumper off secure it on the frame or something. Nahh man I got this! Okay. Proceed to shred his bumper off, ensue him freaking out. We get him properly unstuck and out of there but his parents were PISSED at him.
How does one improve productivity?	Remove the middle man
What do you think is hidden in the dark side of the moon?	Minecraft 2
People who ask "People who" questions, why?	Why?
Admitting we all look like shit, which celebrity hasn't aged well?	Chevy Chase, he aged hard
What is the proper term for the wheels of cars that are angled inwards?	Camber.
People that are over 40 years old, what advice can you give to younger generations?	Watching too much news may keep you informed (or misinformed), but you'll be a lot happier if you limit your exposure to the news. You should also limit your social media presence and the time you spend on social media. Make friends in real life and do stuff outside.
What is the most important thing you want to accomplish this year?	Get a new job
Is dressing up as a sushi chef cultural appropriation in your opinion and why?	How do you dress up as a sushi chef differently to any other chef. like if you are waving a katana around to cut the fish with your bath robe on, you are probably somewhat off.
Why was your post removed and what was about?	Because i can't ask my fucking question just the way they want to. Was how many times did you do your driving test before passing it
What is the weridest thing teacher told you?	> The smurfs are going to steal the olives He was solving an integral on the blackboard and as you can read there’s nothing related with math in his statement.
What are some of your favourite video games ever?	Pokémon Black and White on the DSi.
What's the worst thing that you have done while being drunk?	I drove home.

What do guys actually look for in a girl?

Body warmth, maybe a pulse

In what ways are you a stereotype?

I mean I’m black and I enjoy fried chicken.

What is the best fruit/vegetable/object to shove up your ass?

Stephen hawking

[serious] What is an event that happened in your life that made your formerly unbelieving self believe in religion or God?

Synchronicity. Seems too much like the matrix. not religious though

People who use dating apps, what's the creepiest interaction you've had with someone on there?

She requested dick pics and me being extremely horny I sent a few. I’m pretty sure it was a guy catfishing me. Cause what girl asks for dick pics right off the bat?

What are your most favorite cover songs that were remade better than the original?

This may be controversial, but I perfer alien ant farms version of smooth criminal than the original by Michael Jackson lol

What video game sound effects are still stuck in your head?

Mario

When did a change in timezone totally ruin your plans?

Told this one before. Was hooking up with this girl at my University. She just flew back in from her home country and invites me over. Shit happens, we are on third base, but as soon as her head touches the pillow she passes out. Long story short: got cock blocked by jet lag.

If human beings life span was increased, right now, from 100 years to 1000 years, what would be the consequences?

Overpopulation obviously

You get dumped in a foreign city with no money, food, ID, only the clothes on your back. You are not allowed to use the Embassy or leave until you are there for 365 days total. How do you survive the year?

unfortunately this is a reality for many homeless people and they usually survive somehow. I would likely copy them I guess. sad situation

Which musical genre(s) would shock the most our 1920’s ancestors? Why?

Death metal. I’d love to show them some Cannibal Corpse.

What did your school like to waste money on that is/was useless?

Sports aren't useless, but they get waaaay too much money and attention compared to what should really matter in **school.**

What is your reason for living?

I have to feed the cat

What's the weirdest kink your ex or someone you hooked up with had?

Humiliation but it was verbal, people thought I hated her

What is a daily routine of yours that greatly improves your life?

If you have naturally bad skin, wash your face after eating anything remotely oily. Works wonders

[Serious] How do you celebrate NYE in the US without being bombarded by corporate logos and crappy top 40 music?

Short answer but putting on a custom playlist kinda fixes the problem.

How did green come to mean go/go this way and red stop/don't go this way? It seems universal. Are there societies that we know of that didn't use those colors?

Most traffic lights are universal some of them don’t use yellow in between. I just read that most countries “buy off the shelf” instead of producing their own

How would your country change if children were allowed to vote?

There'd be free candy for everybody until the economy collapsed.

What unique skill do you possess?

Not having skills at all is a skill?

What's something dumb but you're glad you know?

That there is sexy milf in my area waiting to smash.

What is something you’ve witnessed on job that has made you queazy/sick?

Returns department for a clothing company Someone clearly mixed up their returns labels on their parcels and sent us her dildos yes plural that were 100% tried and tested before return

What do you do when you need motivation but what you really need is discipline?

Spank me daddy

What is the sexiest thing someone can do that is in no way pornographic?

Take a big dump

For those who have experienced some kind of child molestation or assault as a child, how do you handle being home for the holidays?

Some don't go home as it's a trigger. For those brave enough, as long as the offender is not around, they might enjoy themselves. If you are a child or you know a child this is happening to, report the person by contacting the authorities. Some states have no statute of limitations so you can report them as an adult. The world will not end and they won't kill your family as they are cowards and weak. You are not alone and you are not damaged goods. Sending healing, strength and perseverance to all who suffer or have suffered through this.

What is the worst plane ride experience that you went through?

Was worst and best at th same time. Best: got to fly on a private jet Worst: had to be a third wheel for the entire flight.

What is your depression indicator?

Don't want to leave my bed

What is something that people should be more patient about?

Going to the doctor.

[serious] whys autism used as an insult the people who use it like this don't seem to know what it is. So why is it used as an insult?

I think it’s maybe down to the stigma that once sounded autism when little was understood about it, people saw ‘bad behaviour’ then maybe coined it as an insult??

If all species had equal intelligence which species would dominate?

Ants! They make up 20% of the biomass of all living creatures.

If your cat magically grew as big as a tiger do you think it would main and or kill you? Why or why not?

No, because I wield the all mighty vaccum.

What's been your experience with a pathological liar?

Friend of mine use to tell stories to other friends while I was with him. He would tell them stories that I was in that were complete lies and just expect me to go along with it. It was a very uncomfortable experience and he would swear on his life for things that were blatant lies.

A magic man offers you a new life where you're rich, healthy and attractive. The caveat is that you must leave everyone you know behind, right now, without warning. You will never be able to see, communicate or send anything to them ever again. How do you respond to the offer?

I like your funny words magic man

Growing up (in the 90s) we were exposed to advertising everywhere. Where are kids these days seeing ads for toys etc?

YouTube is full of ads that target children. Baby Shark? Ad. The Duck Song? Ad. Spiderman impregnates Elsa? You guessed it. Ad.

What’s something you don’t do because you’re afraid of the reaction from others?

Stand out

People who have used online dating to find a partner: did you find one, how long were you together, and would you do it again?

I met a guy, we were together 2 years and moved in together cus he lived 2 hours away. Biggest mistake ever. Cheated on me with about 10 woman and probably more 🤦🏻‍♀️ used my own old phone to text females

who ponder consistently, how can it truly healp?

It doesn't healp. Trust me.

Whats the furthest back in time someone could travel and conceivably amass a present day fortune?

Looks like the oldest bank in continual operation opened in 1590 so if you had an account when it first opened you could still have that same account today. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_banks_in_continuous_operation

What's the best way to tell an online stalker how to fuck off?

I'd try 'fuck off' if that didn't work call the cops, espcially if you can prove they are stalking. Take lots of screenshots and collect as much evidence for them as you can.

You gain the ability to send any one movie from earth to an alien civilization without any contact. What movie do you send to create the most confusing and fucked up image of humanity?

Monty Python’s Holy grail

What’s the most weight you’ve ever lost in under a year?

When I went to Marine Corps boot camp, I was put on a diet and lost over 60lb in 13 weeks. At the end, they removed me from the diet and encouraged me to eat what I wanted. I remember going to breakfast and asking for a donut, the recruit serving food said “no” because I was a “diet recruit”... God when the Drill Instructor screamed at him to give me a donut was one of the happiest moments of my life.

What are you views on America handling COVID right now?

America is handling covid?

What is on your mind today using only emojis?

🍆🍑💦 😬

Which deceased musical artist or band would you most want to see perform live today and why?

Freddie Mercury

Dishwasher users, do you rinse your dishes? Why/why not?

I'm just going to leave this here [Detergent packs are kinda wishy-washy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBO8neWw04)

What is one thing you like to do but can't stand others doing?

Driving lol

Turns out lizard people have been living among us, but now they've come out demanding equal rights and the freedom to show their scales. Do you have any objections?

What are the lizard pronouns

People who inch their cars forward at red lights why do you do this?

I had an ex-girlfriend tell me those doohickies they put under the road at traffic lights are actually measuring devices that detect the weight of your car. If you're sitting still, it might not know you're there, so if you inch forward a little, it'll let them computer know you're there, and that'll make the light turn green sooner.

How did what you were fed as a child influence your eating habits/ food choices today?

I was always told to try everything even if I ended up not liking it afterwards. Its actually made me a very adventurous eater and I like that.

Chefs who have lost your sense of taste and/or smell to COVID, how has it affected you?

Hot sauce. Lots and lots of hot sauce.

How have you contributed to humanity so far?

By lowering its population

People who fire off their fireworks at around 8 pm on december 31st, why?

I don't do it, but I think people do it for their young Kids so they can put them to bed before midnight

If you had to count to a million, what would you want to count?

Anything that comes in packs of 100,000.

Take a movie, but make it Adam Sandler style. What is it like now?

Boring and unfunny

What are some secrets of reality tv shows?

They're not reality.

What's one pet peeve of yours that you wish you could get rid of -- because it hampers your enjoyment of life?

People who smoke weed in public.

What are some quirky rituals that your family or group follows?

Sacrificing virgins

Who did type execute order 66 at 00:00 December 31 and why?

I asked why theres a big health bar

What do you miss most about being a kid?

Granparents

What are some examples of people who utterly failed at life (and consequently makes you feel a little better about yourself)?

No one has destroyed their potential more than me

What has your experience been going back and forth between your divorced parents houses?

Mine was fine, but only because my parents made an effort to stay friends at best, and at there worst they were always respectful to eachother when I was around. They also stayed in the same city

What is the most useful life tip you know?

If it won’t affect your life in 5 years, don’t spend over 5 minutes stressing over it

If you could change 3 things about your country, what would you change?

1: equal rights for everyone 2: affordable health care 3: new education system I’m American

What book are you reading?

Re-reading all 7 Harry Potter books.

People that stop 15-20 feet behind the car in front of them at stoplights, why?

1. Gives you a better look at the entire sidewalk before you enter (if you are at the front of the line) 2. Stops you from hitting the car in front if you are rear ended. 3. Gives you enough room to change lanes without backing up if the car in front has issues. 4. Some stoplight sensors don't work if only the front sensor is triggered. Staying further back gives a better chance the left arrow will activated.

What are some movies/TV series from the past that probably wouldn't be made today due to jokes or bits in them?

Blazing Saddles maybe? I watched it again the other day, after 20+ years of having first seen it. My jaw was on the floor 90% of the movie with the racism lol. Still a hilarious classic, but wow yeah; wouldn't fly these days.

People who tested positive in COVID, what kind of message of support would you want to hear from your family and friends?

I can't speak about covid. But from traumatic recent events, don't just tell them the same old "I'm so sorry, I'm here blah blah blah" it's way too formal and they'll have heard it fifty fucking times don't do it as if reading a script

What to do when your crush doesn't like you back? Like you have deep feelings for her and it just cant go away, what can you do to move on faster?

Stab a pineapple

Humans have gained immortality, can replace bodies if got seriously injured by sending consciousness to another body. How society changes. specially what sports will be invented/become legal?

Watch Altered Carbon, you basically described that show's world.

What gets too much attention in the news?

Donald Trump’s tweets. I mean, yes, he is the president of the United States, but he is just a person who uses social media too much. Instead of focusing to issues and conflicts actually happening, we focus on potential conflicts/threats made by Trump, most of which don’t actually happen. So many issues are neglected, so many conflicts ignored, just because of an attention seeking president. Instead of taking action he decides to write bad written tweets attacking people and the media gives him the attention he is looking for willingly by overanalyzing everything he says. We shouldn’t ignore his tweets, obviously, as they are coming from one of the most powerful people in the world, yet that doesn't change the fact that they’re really just tweets.

What is the best kind of pain?

The kinky kind

What song/songs would you like played at your funeral?

Get down on it

People who love attention... Why?

because they need an external source of validation

what’s something that one can start today, repeat for 5 mins a day, for a year and change ones life?

Meditation.

What does your pet do that no one else's pet does?

My cat loves watching the water in the toilet get flushed, I had to stop her from trying to paw at a turd getting flushed

People who search by new, why?

Because I don't want to see something which already has 500000 up votes

[Serious] What’s your secret shame?

Being gay myself

Growing up, at what point did you realize your family was poor?

When I noticed my mom bring a calculator to the supermarket.

Whats a free way to feel hood now?

Be broke.

What do you drink most?

Water. Anyone who says differently should be concerned about their health.

What is the powerhouse of the cell?

Midichlorians

Si venisti contra textum in linguam alienam, quam longe tu autem vade intelligere? What are your motivations?

Most of it i think, spanish is my mother language and i know some italian

What is the most selfless thing you have ever encountered someone doing?

The Terminator lowered himself into a vat of molten steel to prevent the technology that created him from being discovered.

Is there actually anywhere online where you can earn cash just for pissing about for an hour or 2 each day?

If you are pissing for an hour or two, I’d seek help.

Where was your sanity when you did that mistake?

Oh ho ho. Very bold of you to assume I ever had sanity

ladies, are you ever embarrassed to take off your shoes in front of people because you are worried your feet might smell bad. how often has this happened to you?

Why just ask ladies?

What’s a movie pitch for a remake, using the mindset of Americans this year?

To start: Movie Pitch: INDEPENDENCE DAY remake for the 2020 mindset. Aliens arrive in giant saucers and threaten to destroy humanity. They blow up several major cities, killing thousands. Many conservatives across the country call it a liberal hoax. “Fake news!” tweets the President. After a few more cities are destroyed, the government tells people to flee majorly populated areas. Many comply to save their lives and their families’ lives. Many others gather in large groups and protest the aliens, claiming no one tells them what to do, because they’re “Americans, gurddamn it!” and they have rights. They’re incinerated. Many tweet that smoking and the flu kills more people every year than the aliens, so what’s the big deal? Finally, in the third act, people are taking the threat (mostly) seriously and decide to fight back! A call goes out to anyone with pilot experience to show up and fight. Many show up. Many claim they don’t trust the planes and stay away. As the pilots gather, scared but resolute, the President delivers an epic, rousing speech. Just kidding, he’s playing golf. In the end, the aliens are defeated when it’s revealed they dressed up in blackface in college during a halloween party, and are abruptly cancelled. Roll credits.

Anyone got anything exiting going on in their life right now, what is it?

I'm sitting on the toilet

People who tow vehicles, what’s the weirdest place or reason you’ve towed a vehicle?

My buddy got his minivan stuck in a field in winter. So I get called out cause I’ve got a 4x4 and tow ropes. First rule of towing someone out is you hand them the rope and they secure it on their vehicle how they please. This being a minivan, it didn’t have hooks and the guy hooks it on his plastic bumper. I say look - that’s gonna shred your bumper off secure it on the frame or something. Nahh man I got this! Okay. Proceed to shred his bumper off, ensue him freaking out. We get him properly unstuck and out of there but his parents were PISSED at him.

How does one improve productivity?

Remove the middle man

What do you think is hidden in the dark side of the moon?

Minecraft 2

People who ask "People who" questions, why?

Why?

Admitting we all look like shit, which celebrity hasn't aged well?

Chevy Chase, he aged hard

What is the proper term for the wheels of cars that are angled inwards?

Camber.

People that are over 40 years old, what advice can you give to younger generations?

Watching too much news may keep you informed (or misinformed), but you'll be a lot happier if you limit your exposure to the news. You should also limit your social media presence and the time you spend on social media. Make friends in real life and do stuff outside.

What is the most important thing you want to accomplish this year?

Get a new job

Is dressing up as a sushi chef cultural appropriation in your opinion and why?

How do you dress up as a sushi chef differently to any other chef. like if you are waving a katana around to cut the fish with your bath robe on, you are probably somewhat off.

Why was your post removed and what was about?

Because i can't ask my fucking question just the way they want to. Was how many times did you do your driving test before passing it

What is the weridest thing teacher told you?

> The smurfs are going to steal the olives He was solving an integral on the blackboard and as you can read there’s nothing related with math in his statement.

What are some of your favourite video games ever?

Pokémon Black and White on the DSi.

What's the worst thing that you have done while being drunk?

I drove home.