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What is the dumbest thing you've seen someone do with utmost confidence?	Be racist.
What fetish do you have that you are to afraid to admit?	I have a spanking fetish. I discovered that when I reached my 20's, and my boyfriend slapped my bottom. It was such a huge turn-on the first time, and now I have a spanking fetish.
Which are some excellent advice or tips that your dietitian gave you??	That health starts in the kitchen. It is very simple, but prioritizing homemade meals will help you eat healthier, but you shouldn't deny yourself treats. Your mental and physical health are intertwined, so finding healthier alternatives to favourite snacks is a really good long term solution, but you shouldn't punish yourself if you occasionally have a sugary latte or a donut. I guess the best advice was to not feel ashamed of your hunger or your body.
What is the most awesome image you got?	This is a [photo](https://imgur.com/a/UCXRDif) of a business center in the Moscow, where I live. I really love photos where there is a contrast between high modern skyscrapers and regular old houses. Really feels like cyberpunk. Here is another [photo](https://imgur.com/a/PTMuw6K)
What do you think about the colonization of mars?	That we better hurry the hell up
What's the best way to slide into DMs?	Use lube.
[Serious] How are bosses like Bill Gates and Steve Easterbrook dating workers illegal, immoral, creepy, and cringe?	Illegal: No Immoral: It can lead to strong bias towards the one worker and maybe even their friends. Creepy and cringe: It just don't sit right.
Who’s a stranger that you still remember /think about ?	My ex. Just hope shes doing alright sometimes, she had a lot of problems
What kind of 'change' are you hoping for this year?	Personal change. Looking at therapy, looking at gyms. I think the sooner I start the better. Unfortunately corona is giving me an excuse to be a lazy shit.
How did the US military budget get so out of control?	9/11/2001
How do you safely recook a pizza that was initially undercooked?	Make sure you preheat the over before you throw it back in.
What is the worst thing your comfort character (without naming them) has done?	What’s a comfort character?
If you needed to make a lengthy recording of a voice speaking as neutrally as possible, who would you invite to audition?	John mulaney
Introverts who have a girlfriend, how did you do it?	Being an introvert is not the same as being antisocial. Introverts can be perfectly capable of being charming and sociable when they want to be.
What is your favorite insect?	Honeybees
What are some of your favorite memories?	Torturing my little sister ...
People who used to not believe in ghosts/demons/the paranormal but do now, what changed your mind?	One night I woke up to my blender being on in the middle of the night. It was about 2:33 am and no one else in the house. Freaked me out. Turned it off and went to bed but didn't fall back asleep.
What are some of the weirdest and strangest subs here?	r/superbowl it's not what you think
What’s the longest amount of time you’ve worn a butt-plug? [NSFW]	10 years straight.
Is it cultural appropriation if an American white dude is learning how to cook traditional food from other cultures at home for enjoyment?	Who gives a fuck. 'Cultural appropriation' should only apply if you were to cook the food and then say 'Because I cooked this food, I am (fill in the nationality of the food). Food, hairstyles, music, clothes, etc...as long as you're not pretending to be something else, none of that should matter. You can't copyright hair styles. You can't copyright taste in music. What's the point in globalism at all if we can't enjoy/share each other's cultures?
Members of the LGBTQIA+ community, what aspects of gay culture do you NOT like and why?	I don't like the fact nobody in the gay community has the faintest idea what the composition and most effective method of detection is for dark matter.
what's the most generic reply for any kind of a roast which hurts your vulnerable side?	Your breath stinks
What are some signs that an older show is starting to decline and the writers are out of creative spark?	When the main character gets replaced.
What made you lose interest in living?	What made you lose interest in living?
what would you do if you were the last person on this earth?	Break in the houses of rich People and looking what they got in the fridge
How do you decide on an auto insurance company?	1. The price. 2. The service they deliver.
People who shot fireworks around midnight to 3AM, what is on your mind? Is it just hehe all these people gonna get scared and wakes up?	No, it's because they wanted to celebrate with everyone else on the planet and they ended up having extra fireworks and decided to light the rest of them later. I don't do this, but I've known people who do this.
What made you lose your confidence?	Being judged for everything I did
What makes a great video game for you, why, and can you provide an example?	Decision. Questions. Mind play. I enjoy that type of games where your actions have consequences. The two I know and love are Undertale and Detroit become human. I know more games like this but these two are on the top for me.
What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?	A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
People who use the "report/flag" feature on websites, why do you feel the need to go running to nanny mod, instead of addressing the issue yourself?	That's what its for and it's more effective. Are you the same type of person who says you shouldn't snitch on your bully in high school?
What is the saddest thing a kid had said to you?	"I will die soon since I got terminal cancer". A kid of 8 years told me when we went to set up a cinema at a children cancer clinic as part of our volunteering activities. We worked extra hard to make the day special.
What’s the ultimate secret menu item at a fast food restaurant?	Arby's Meat Mountain
What do you hope to have achieved by the end of next year?	I intend to buy a 2021 Dodge Challenger Scat Pack. To do this I need to decimate any credit debt I own, save a $5k down payment, and ensure my budget reflects the space to accurately pay the monthly payments. That's my goal. I'm hoping to have it all finished and ready to go by Labor Day but the Christmas season is probably more likely.
What takes more time than people might realize?	Learning to play guitar
What was your favorite movie (from any era) that you watched last year?	Joker. Tenet.
In the Step-Sister porn genre, what is the oddest thing you have seen step-sister get stuck in/under?	She got her finger stuck in the drain of a sink. Halfway in, she got uncomfortable and just sat both hands in the same sink but out of the drain. They were just lazy writers.
It's 2061. An elderly person says something that causes a youngster to retort, "OK Millenial." What did the Millenial say?	Social media is bad for your mental health!
People who bought next gen consoles from scalpers, why did you do it?	Good question! I really would like to know this aswell. My area Denmark price whent up 50-+100% i would never buy myself.
What is your thoughts on onlyfans?	Fantastic way to watch your favourite pastimes!
If you could bring one character from a movie to real life, who would it be?	Thanos, now there is a guy who can get shit done!
What vintage things are becoming popular again?	Vinyl record players are on the upswing again, my younger sister got one for christmas
at what point does someone become your friend after being your guy for 3 years?	Do you mean your guy as in romantic, espionage, drugs, or knowing weird obscure facts on a sudden notice?
What can you use to pay taxes?	The IRS stopped accepting chickens are a way to pay Federal tax obligations in 1912.
What do you talk about with a potential friend the first time you hangout?	Videogames...
What are you most proud about with your country?	Freeeeeeeedooooom
When talking to strangers what’s a good conversation starter?	Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise ?
Which movie character do you hate the most and why ?	Grandpa Joe. Didn’t do shit for like 20 years except lay in bed while his family lived in poverty, but the minute Charlie finds a Golden Ticket, he’s miraculously found his strength and tags along on the tour.
What’s a weird way you’ve seen someone eat food?	I saw a woman wind spaghetti into a huge ball on her fork, and then stretch the side of her mouth open with her finger to get the entire thing into her mouth. She ate a whole plate of baked spaghetti in just a few bites
How do you get along with your neighbors?	I usually automatically become a charismatic polite guy idk. Even though some neighbors annoy me, i just keep it straight and short like i am always in some type of hurry.
when your tells a dad joke, do you laugh or not and why?	If I'm telling one and I don't get a reaction I say it again and laugh
What is the dumbest thing someone has ever told you?	That 2+2 = 5
What weird fetish do you have and how did you find out you have it?	Spanking someone’s ass until it glows red, then fucking them while they cry.
What are some facts that make you instantly feel better about yourself?	That I’m groovy, baby!
Guys, how did you overcome having to DM a girl that you met online (while still having a girlfriend)?	It's totally normal to have platonic friendships with girls while having a girlfriend, so I don't know what you'd have to overcome. Unless you meant it in a romantic way, then don't do that, it's very shitty
What was your best "I serve the Soviet Union." moment?	Момент, когда я пишу на русском языке, находясь на нерусскоязычной социальной сети.
Whats better, living the rest of your life in a jungle all alone or in Antartica all alone?	Antarctica would be cold. I’d rather be in the jungle
Who stole your great idea?	Thomas Editions
What’s your go to thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom your in?	Gay guy here
How would you describe the negative repercussions of having blind faith?	It prevents you from looking at the whole picture, being objective, and putting aside your personal biases to be fully logical Tunnel vision will never trump an open mind
Congratulations! You have been hired as Death’s assistant, “Near death.” Your job is to give people their near death experiences and visions. What does your typical work day now look like?	I tell ya, the job might not be, but the commute is fucking murder
If you had 1 million dollars to spend, what would be the first 5 or 10 things you bought?	A College fund for my kid. A good tax person. The rest of my house. Groceries. And maybe a new set of skis for myself.
People who sort by new, what makes you choose which post to comment on?	Whether or not I have something to say
What minor inconveniences were common in the 80s and 90s but do not exist today?	Queuing for a payphone.
Why do you think human sexual poses are getting closer and closer to a gorilla’s natural posture?	Because you're insane.
When did you realize that pretty privilege was a thing?	I realized that I was guilty of doling out the privilege while working in the service industry. If I had an ugly girl come to the bar, and ask three questions about drinks we served, I would get irritated. But, if she was a smoking hot 20something, with lots of skin showing, I would gladly sit and answer thousands of her questions. I realized what I was doing, thankfully, after a while and did my best to treat everyone equally. You would be amazed how much the tip percentage increased when you act like every customer matters, and not just Sally Double Ds.
What brand of whipped cream does Dairy Queen use?	I'm commenting to get the answer.
How does music affect you emotionally?	When its good, I cry.
Is there any nudist resorts in southeast Asia? If so where?	Yup the mens locker room
What’s the nicest thing you’ve done for someone who doesn’t even know it?	Not rat them out
[nsfw] what is you best method if sex?	Consensual
What's the creepiest experience you ever had with a stranger who not only claimed they knew you but seemed to know details to back up that claim? [Serious]	This might not qualify per se, but in 2009 I received a FB message from a girl I didn’t know. It said “Is P** Y*** your father?” I thought that was pretty interesting, since my dad died in 1996 when I was 7 years old. I told her he was and she replied with, “he’s my biological father too”. I remember just staring at the computer, slowly backing away, and calling my mom to ask what the hell was going on lol turns out my dad had cheated on my mom, had a daughter with another woman, and she was put up for adoption without ever knowing our dad or anything. I showed her photos that night and my mom ended up crying when she saw pictures because she looked so much like my dad. So, yeah, hope this kinda qualifies! Lol
Who do you get along better with, your mom or dad? Why?	When I was a child my dad was basically the good cop while my mom was lacking some patience helping me with my homework. Today I am equally cool with both.
In what ways are evil women different from evil men?	Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn. I feel like women would just slowly torture you piece by piece while men would just outright blow your brains out.
What could your country learn from others?	Universal healthcare
What fictional inventions do you wish were real?	Reverse oven so if you burn your food you can uncook it
What’s easier than it looks?	Cooking
[Serious] What is a trend being followed right now that has you genuinely worried?	Honestly I hate the whole YouTube trend of doing the BIGGEST most EXTRAVAGANT thing as a video idea. MrBeast comes to mind. Not because it is inherently bad, but man does it get worn out fast.
What's a beauty tip you swear by?	Wear bras that fit.. women rarely do
How do you start to look for colleges?	Google
What are you going to do this year?	I’m taking my first poop of 2021 right now.
What is that one person that everyone in your school hated that wasn’t the bully but were annoying and who is someone like the snitch or spoiled rich kid and why?	I was friends with the spoiled rich kid
What sliver of hope keeps you going every day?	Probably, there is a chance that happiness is still out there, waiting for me.
If GLaDOS actually baked you a legit cake, what sort would it be?	Filled with robotic spiders (that shoot lasers) Edit: it would be shaped like a companion cube
What advice do you offer to others that you don't follow?	LPT: Do not "offer" advice. Wait until it is requested. Nobody likes unsolicited advice. See what I did there? I just offered you unsolicited advice.
What is the biggest challenge this generation is facing?	Finding jobs in a flooded market, affording real estate when foreign buyers drive up prices, getting decent insurance when no one gives a fuck about anyone but themselves and behaves selfishly...
what's the best, “a broken clock is right twice a day” quote from someone you dislike?	"$2,000 ASAP!" I hate Donald Trump with a passion. But he's not wrong about Americans needing larger stimulus checks right now.
How do you laugh?	Like a cartoon villain
Adobe Flash is no longer being supported. What Flash games got you through childhood?	Habbo Hotel
What do you wish your 18th birthday was/will be like?	I wish it were full of hookers and blow
Has anyone subscribed to YouTube Premium? If so what made you go for it?	Got it as a free trial when I bought my phone. It was nice, but not worth paying for.
What's a game you'll never forget and will replay from time to time?	Pokemon lol
Boys, how was your first fap of the year?	Haven't done it yet
What jobs would be a good match for fast paced problem solvers?	Bomb disarming
How do you feel on this beautiful December 32nd?	December 32nd? No, it's December 1128th, 2016.
New start with party. What about you?	There’s a pandemic going on. Don’t.
You die and open your eyes to see your “on earth” stats and attributes sheet. Each of your traits are rated on a scale from 0-100. What are some weird stats about your life and how would your traits rank?	Decently high intelligence but only on a few obscure things that are generally irrelevant to anything useful. The rest is just average or below average.
[Serious] What can be done to stop underage drinking in colleges without changing the drinking age?	Underage drinking in college? Is this some American joke I'm too European to understand?
Without Googling, how much you think "essential" Respiratory Therapists earn?	100k perhaps
What makes you boom boom?	Bombs

What is the dumbest thing you've seen someone do with utmost confidence?

Be racist.

What fetish do you have that you are to afraid to admit?

I have a spanking fetish. I discovered that when I reached my 20's, and my boyfriend slapped my bottom. It was such a huge turn-on the first time, and now I have a spanking fetish.

Which are some excellent advice or tips that your dietitian gave you??

That health starts in the kitchen. It is very simple, but prioritizing homemade meals will help you eat healthier, but you shouldn't deny yourself treats. Your mental and physical health are intertwined, so finding healthier alternatives to favourite snacks is a really good long term solution, but you shouldn't punish yourself if you occasionally have a sugary latte or a donut. I guess the best advice was to not feel ashamed of your hunger or your body.

What is the most awesome image you got?

This is a [photo](https://imgur.com/a/UCXRDif) of a business center in the Moscow, where I live. I really love photos where there is a contrast between high modern skyscrapers and regular old houses. Really feels like cyberpunk. Here is another [photo](https://imgur.com/a/PTMuw6K)

What do you think about the colonization of mars?

That we better hurry the hell up

What's the best way to slide into DMs?

Use lube.

[Serious] How are bosses like Bill Gates and Steve Easterbrook dating workers illegal, immoral, creepy, and cringe?

Illegal: No Immoral: It can lead to strong bias towards the one worker and maybe even their friends. Creepy and cringe: It just don't sit right.

Who’s a stranger that you still remember /think about ?

My ex. Just hope shes doing alright sometimes, she had a lot of problems

What kind of 'change' are you hoping for this year?

Personal change. Looking at therapy, looking at gyms. I think the sooner I start the better. Unfortunately corona is giving me an excuse to be a lazy shit.

How did the US military budget get so out of control?

9/11/2001

How do you safely recook a pizza that was initially undercooked?

Make sure you preheat the over before you throw it back in.

What is the worst thing your comfort character (without naming them) has done?

What’s a comfort character?

If you needed to make a lengthy recording of a voice speaking as neutrally as possible, who would you invite to audition?

John mulaney

Introverts who have a girlfriend, how did you do it?

Being an introvert is not the same as being antisocial. Introverts can be perfectly capable of being charming and sociable when they want to be.

What is your favorite insect?

Honeybees

What are some of your favorite memories?

Torturing my little sister ...

People who used to not believe in ghosts/demons/the paranormal but do now, what changed your mind?

One night I woke up to my blender being on in the middle of the night. It was about 2:33 am and no one else in the house. Freaked me out. Turned it off and went to bed but didn't fall back asleep.

What are some of the weirdest and strangest subs here?

r/superbowl it's not what you think

What’s the longest amount of time you’ve worn a butt-plug? [NSFW]

10 years straight.

Is it cultural appropriation if an American white dude is learning how to cook traditional food from other cultures at home for enjoyment?

Who gives a fuck. 'Cultural appropriation' should only apply if you were to cook the food and then say 'Because I cooked this food, I am (fill in the nationality of the food). Food, hairstyles, music, clothes, etc...as long as you're not *pretending* to be something else, none of that should matter. You can't copyright hair styles. You can't copyright taste in music. What's the point in globalism at all if we can't enjoy/share each other's cultures?

Members of the LGBTQIA+ community, what aspects of gay culture do you NOT like and why?

I don't like the fact nobody in the gay community has the faintest idea what the composition and most effective method of detection is for dark matter.

what's the most generic reply for any kind of a roast which hurts your vulnerable side?

Your breath stinks

What are some signs that an older show is starting to decline and the writers are out of creative spark?

When the main character gets replaced.

What made you lose interest in living?

What made *you* lose interest in living?

what would you do if you were the last person on this earth?

Break in the houses of rich People and looking what they got in the fridge

How do you decide on an auto insurance company?

1. The price. 2. The service they deliver.

People who shot fireworks around midnight to 3AM, what is on your mind? Is it just hehe all these people gonna get scared and wakes up?

No, it's because they wanted to celebrate with everyone else on the planet and they ended up having extra fireworks and decided to light the rest of them later. I don't do this, but I've known people who do this.

What made you lose your confidence?

Being judged for everything I did

What makes a great video game for you, why, and can you provide an example?

Decision. Questions. Mind play. I enjoy that type of games where your actions have consequences. The two I know and love are Undertale and Detroit become human. I know more games like this but these two are on the top for me.

What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

People who use the "report/flag" feature on websites, why do you feel the need to go running to nanny mod, instead of addressing the issue yourself?

That's what its for and it's more effective. Are you the same type of person who says you shouldn't snitch on your bully in high school?

What is the saddest thing a kid had said to you?

"I will die soon since I got terminal cancer". A kid of 8 years told me when we went to set up a cinema at a children cancer clinic as part of our volunteering activities. We worked extra hard to make the day special.

What’s the ultimate secret menu item at a fast food restaurant?

Arby's Meat Mountain

What do you hope to have achieved by the end of next year?

I intend to buy a 2021 Dodge Challenger Scat Pack. To do this I need to decimate any credit debt I own, save a $5k down payment, and ensure my budget reflects the space to accurately pay the monthly payments. That's my goal. I'm hoping to have it all finished and ready to go by Labor Day but the Christmas season is probably more likely.

What takes more time than people might realize?

Learning to play guitar

What was your favorite movie (from any era) that you watched last year?

Joker. Tenet.

In the Step-Sister porn genre, what is the oddest thing you have seen step-sister get stuck in/under?

She got her finger stuck in the drain of a sink. Halfway in, she got uncomfortable and just sat both hands in the same sink but out of the drain. They were just lazy writers.

It's 2061. An elderly person says something that causes a youngster to retort, "OK Millenial." What did the Millenial say?

Social media is bad for your mental health!

People who bought next gen consoles from scalpers, why did you do it?

Good question! I really would like to know this aswell. My area Denmark price whent up 50-+100% i would never buy myself.

What is your thoughts on onlyfans?

Fantastic way to watch your favourite pastimes!

If you could bring one character from a movie to real life, who would it be?

Thanos, now there is a guy who can get shit done!

What vintage things are becoming popular again?

Vinyl record players are on the upswing again, my younger sister got one for christmas

at what point does someone become your friend after being your guy for 3 years?

Do you mean your guy as in romantic, espionage, drugs, or knowing weird obscure facts on a sudden notice?

What can you use to pay taxes?

The IRS stopped accepting chickens are a way to pay Federal tax obligations in 1912.

What do you talk about with a potential friend the first time you hangout?

Videogames...

What are you most proud about with your country?

Freeeeeeeedooooom

When talking to strangers what’s a good conversation starter?

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise ?

Which movie character do you hate the most and why ?

Grandpa Joe. Didn’t do shit for like 20 years except lay in bed while his family lived in poverty, but the minute Charlie finds a Golden Ticket, he’s miraculously found his strength and tags along on the tour.

What’s a weird way you’ve seen someone eat food?

I saw a woman wind spaghetti into a huge ball on her fork, and then stretch the side of her mouth open with her finger to get the entire thing into her mouth. She ate a whole plate of baked spaghetti in just a few bites

How do you get along with your neighbors?

I usually automatically become a charismatic polite guy idk. Even though some neighbors annoy me, i just keep it straight and short like i am always in some type of hurry.

when your tells a dad joke, do you laugh or not and why?

If I'm telling one and I don't get a reaction I say it again and laugh

What is the dumbest thing someone has ever told you?

That 2+2 = 5

What weird fetish do you have and how did you find out you have it?

Spanking someone’s ass until it glows red, then fucking them while they cry.

What are some facts that make you instantly feel better about yourself?

That I’m groovy, baby!

Guys, how did you overcome having to DM a girl that you met online (while still having a girlfriend)?

It's totally normal to have platonic friendships with girls while having a girlfriend, so I don't know what you'd have to overcome. Unless you meant it in a romantic way, then don't do that, it's very shitty

What was your best "I serve the Soviet Union." moment?

Момент, когда я пишу на русском языке, находясь на нерусскоязычной социальной сети.

Whats better, living the rest of your life in a jungle all alone or in Antartica all alone?

Antarctica would be cold. I’d rather be in the jungle

Who stole your great idea?

Thomas Editions

What’s your go to thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom your in?

Gay guy here

How would you describe the negative repercussions of having blind faith?

It prevents you from looking at the whole picture, being objective, and putting aside your personal biases to be fully logical Tunnel vision will never trump an open mind

Congratulations! You have been hired as Death’s assistant, “Near death.” Your job is to give people their near death experiences and visions. What does your typical work day now look like?

I tell ya, the job might not be, but the commute is fucking murder

If you had 1 million dollars to spend, what would be the first 5 or 10 things you bought?

A College fund for my kid. A good tax person. The rest of my house. Groceries. And maybe a new set of skis for myself.

People who sort by new, what makes you choose which post to comment on?

Whether or not I have something to say

What minor inconveniences were common in the 80s and 90s but do not exist today?

Queuing for a payphone.

Why do you think human sexual poses are getting closer and closer to a gorilla’s natural posture?

Because you're insane.

When did you realize that pretty privilege was a thing?

I realized that I was guilty of doling out the privilege while working in the service industry. If I had an ugly girl come to the bar, and ask three questions about drinks we served, I would get irritated. But, if she was a smoking hot 20something, with lots of skin showing, I would gladly sit and answer thousands of her questions. I realized what I was doing, thankfully, after a while and did my best to treat everyone equally. You would be amazed how much the tip percentage increased when you act like every customer matters, and not just Sally Double Ds.

What brand of whipped cream does Dairy Queen use?

I'm commenting to get the answer.

How does music affect you emotionally?

When its good, I cry.

Is there any nudist resorts in southeast Asia? If so where?

Yup the mens locker room

What’s the nicest thing you’ve done for someone who doesn’t even know it?

Not rat them out

[nsfw] what is you best method if sex?

Consensual

What's the creepiest experience you ever had with a stranger who not only claimed they knew you but seemed to know details to back up that claim? [Serious]

This might not qualify per se, but in 2009 I received a FB message from a girl I didn’t know. It said “Is P**** Y***** your father?” I thought that was pretty interesting, since my dad died in 1996 when I was 7 years old. I told her he was and she replied with, “he’s my biological father too”. I remember just staring at the computer, slowly backing away, and calling my mom to ask what the hell was going on lol turns out my dad had cheated on my mom, had a daughter with another woman, and she was put up for adoption without ever knowing our dad or anything. I showed her photos that night and my mom ended up crying when she saw pictures because she looked so much like my dad. So, yeah, hope this kinda qualifies! Lol

Who do you get along better with, your mom or dad? Why?

When I was a child my dad was basically the good cop while my mom was lacking some patience helping me with my homework. Today I am equally cool with both.

In what ways are evil women different from evil men?

Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn. I feel like women would just slowly torture you piece by piece while men would just outright blow your brains out.

What could your country learn from others?

Universal healthcare

What fictional inventions do you wish were real?

Reverse oven so if you burn your food you can uncook it

What’s easier than it looks?

Cooking

[Serious] What is a trend being followed right now that has you genuinely worried?

Honestly I hate the whole YouTube trend of doing the BIGGEST most EXTRAVAGANT thing as a video idea. MrBeast comes to mind. Not because it is inherently bad, but man does it get worn out fast.

What's a beauty tip you swear by?

Wear bras that fit.. women rarely do

How do you start to look for colleges?

Google

What are you going to do this year?

I’m taking my first poop of 2021 *right now*.

What is that one person that everyone in your school hated that wasn’t the bully but were annoying and who is someone like the snitch or spoiled rich kid and why?

I was friends with the spoiled rich kid

What sliver of hope keeps you going every day?

Probably, there is a chance that happiness is still out there, waiting for me.

If GLaDOS actually baked you a legit cake, what sort would it be?

Filled with robotic spiders (that shoot lasers) Edit: it would be shaped like a companion cube

What advice do you offer to others that you don't follow?

LPT: Do not "offer" advice. Wait until it is requested. Nobody likes unsolicited advice. See what I did there? I just offered you unsolicited advice.

What is the biggest challenge this generation is facing?

Finding jobs in a flooded market, affording real estate when foreign buyers drive up prices, getting decent insurance when no one gives a fuck about anyone but themselves and behaves selfishly...

what's the best, “a broken clock is right twice a day” quote from someone you dislike?

"$2,000 ASAP!" I hate Donald Trump with a passion. But he's not wrong about Americans needing larger stimulus checks right now.

How do you laugh?

Like a cartoon villain

Adobe Flash is no longer being supported. What Flash games got you through childhood?

Habbo Hotel

What do you wish your 18th birthday was/will be like?

I wish it were full of hookers and blow

Has anyone subscribed to YouTube Premium? If so what made you go for it?

Got it as a free trial when I bought my phone. It was nice, but not worth paying for.

What's a game you'll never forget and will replay from time to time?

Pokemon lol

Boys, how was your first fap of the year?

Haven't done it yet

What jobs would be a good match for fast paced problem solvers?

Bomb disarming

How do you feel on this beautiful December 32nd?

December 32nd? No, it's December 1128th, 2016.

New start with party. What about you?

There’s a pandemic going on. Don’t.

You die and open your eyes to see your “on earth” stats and attributes sheet. Each of your traits are rated on a scale from 0-100. What are some weird stats about your life and how would your traits rank?

Decently high intelligence but only on a few obscure things that are generally irrelevant to anything useful. The rest is just average or below average.

[Serious] What can be done to stop underage drinking in colleges without changing the drinking age?

Underage drinking in college? Is this some American joke I'm too European to understand?

Without Googling, how much you think "essential" Respiratory Therapists earn?

100k perhaps

What makes you boom boom?

Bombs