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How much mayo is too much mayo?	When you can gargle
What’s something most people love but you hate?	Avocado
Sooo, what's everyone's height and weight (and gender)?	And credit card number
What was your near death experience?	Car wreck and broke my neck.
What is the most amusing single word reply you’ve come across in a sub and why?	Is “F” a word? If so”F”. If not “repost” on the jokes /dadjokes subs seem fairly common
What makes people sure they want to marry someone?	When they are willing to sign a prenuptial agreement.
So, why didn't you donate to Wikipedia?	I ~~donate~~ contribute to wikipedia by editing/improving it.
Whos a TV character you can't stand?	Caillou, someone needs to beat that whinny kids ass.
What are some things you wish you could do backwards and why would it be enjoyable?	I would love to speak backwards.
When's the last time you hung up on someone, and why?	My mum. Apparently I am ungrateful
Everyone would love a society without murderers/criminals on the streets so why do people hate facial recognition towers?	You seem so sure of the first half of your statement. But how can you be so confident that everyone wants a society without crime? Crime is often an extension of human emotions. For example, if someone punched my kid in the face, my emotions might cause me to commit a crime. Or if my kids were starving I might steal a loaf of bread. Are you sure you want to live in a world where there is zero crime? What makes you so sure that the laws are objectively right? Utopian society can be just as horrible as dystopian.
What’s something that annoys poor people?	Being told to “just” find a better job, or to “just” save more, or “just” work harder
What's the strangest boner you've ever had?	i usually get mine the usual way
Colt McCoy (a Texas QB) has one of the most stereotypically accurate names in sport. What other athletes have either stereotypically accurate or totally against stereotype names?	Usain Bolt.
What is the best fast food burger in your opinion?	What-a-burger.
Do traffic lights have to have green lights? What are some reasons that they wouldn’t work without green?	We got some traffic lights that only show yellow and red here (Germany) and it's for cases where you don't always need the lights. Like around the corner these lights are installed in front of streetcar-stations where the train stops in the middle of the road. If a streetcar approaches the stop, the traffic lights will turn red to prevent the cars on the street driving over the people getting off the streetcar. If there is nothing approaching the station, there is no need to have a traffic light as there is no conjunction or something like this, so the traffic light is off. I hope this was an understandable explanation, I think my new years brain is a bit confusing.
For those who made the switch to Android/Apple, what was the final straw?	i had a galaxy s3 all through sophomore and junior year of high school and after all the frequent updates and newer android softwares, my s3 became unbearably glitchy and slow
If one day lasted 48 hours, how would our world be different?	TBH, I'd still be sleeping most of it away.
What is your favorite YouTube video?	"What is a skeletons favorite snack?" Such a good video.
What was your genuine "Not my proudest fap" moment?	Human centipede franchise all in one day
If you could go back and tell your 17 year old self one thing that might have made adulting a teensy bit easier, what would it be?	Nothing. That bitch wouldn’t listen 😒
What is your dating a coworker story?	Dont do it.... you dont shit where you eat. It lasted 2 years and it was all arguing. Time alone is very important and people don't seem to understand that.
What's a secret you can only tell anonymously?	It was me. It was me the whole time. Innocent little me. The one everyone walked over. LIKE A DOOR MATTRESS. IT WAS ME! I KILLED THEM ALL! #I AM THE ONE WHO TOOK THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR! I've kept my secret for years...
What person made a huge impact for you, and how?	Adam Sandler... makes it almost impossible for me to stay sad
People who lipread, when watching animated media, how accurate are the animated mouth movements? Can you actually figure out what they're saying?	I don't have to lipread to know the answer is no
Which language would you like to learn and why?	Sign language, I’ve tried alone but can’t figure it out! I’d like to learn cause I fell like it could be a help
The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? Why?	Stones. Rock and Roll af
How do you get yourself to do the things that scare you/make you nervous?	* Keep the benefits in mind: why do you need to do this? What is the point? * Try to put it in perspective: this might feel like a big deal, but is it? I get phone anxiety and remembering that it's "just a phone call" is really helpful. * Sometimes, it's okay to "just do" something. Don't think about it. Get it done. I will count down from 5 and do the thing at the end of the countdown if I'm very anxious about something. * Remember: everyone's as focused on themselves as you are on yourself. Most people aren't casually judging you: they don't care that much about you, and that can make some kinds of interactions a lot easier.
What's your favorite type of ice cream?	Warm one
How is your job different than how its portrayed on TV?	I work in restaurants. Believe it or not we don't spit in peoples food. I have never seen it happen. Not saying it DOESNT happen. But I have never seen it. Going on 20+ years.
What technology has regressed instead of progressed?	In a way? I think the internet has. There has been a general move away from the glory of the IRC and forum days, for better and for worse.
What are some weird theories about dreams?	They’re looks into alternate dimensions.
What are the best Advertisements?	I like ads that are susceptible to adblockers. I also like the ones where you click the little ‘x’ in the upper right corner, and they disappear on the first time..
What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve seen working in a restaurant?	Some of the customers.
People who pray on a daily basis does it really help Like others say it does?	It helps me a lot, it helps me ground myself and gather my thoughts on what I want to think and feel throughout the day. It’s my daily reminder to be bold, kind, and do my best to live up to the example set by Jesus. Love your neighbor and do good things. Help those in need and be humble, serve others and forgive. It puts a lot in perspective for me when I start my day in prayer
Number 1 is pissing, number 2 is pooping and number 69 is 69ing. what's in between?	3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68
You get a different superpower each day of the week, what are your powers?	Different form yesterday
What is the best emoji?	🍆
How has the pandemic affected your eating habits?	I dont eat fast food anymore, I feel like a god that enjoys home cooked meals.
People with phobias, do you try to hide it, or do you tell people? What is the funniest or most awkward way that someone ever found out?	I just flat out say that I hate styrofoam, the sound is just horrible to my ears
Which are the books or sites or even YouTube channels you know that teach about finances and investments?	tom nash
How much weight are you planning on losing this year, and how much will you actually lose?	if anything i need to GAIN weight
Can someone give tips related to how to increase Pinterest followers count?	Post high quality pictures that people are interested in
What commonly discussed/debated topics do very few people actually have authority in?	Anything involving US politics or religion.
You're the missing sock. Where are you?	Probably in my sister's drawer.
Who is your favourite woman?	mom
Whatever happened to 3D TV's, Did you have one?	The 3D trend died out because the novelty wore off. It didn't improve the quality of the movies, it just made them look different. It got so big in the first place because of how wildly successful Avatar (2009) was at the time. Everyone wanted to be as successful as Avatar was. ...and now, not that many people even remember Avatar.
What do you have a lot of that most people have little of?	Spite
What would be the first word of advice you’d give to a friend that is starting their own online clothing business?	Don’t
People who sort by new, what’s the weirdest question you have ever seen?	A lot of people treat this sub as a dating advice forum.
What do you do when you feel like an utter failure?	I think about Scarecrow when he said, "Oh, I'm a failure because I haven't got a brain!"
What are the softest most luxurious bath towels?	Just got some really nice Crate & Barrel bath sheets. They’re expensive, but they’re very soft and thick but not too heavy.
[Serious] if it’s legal, Why cant adult customers, sellers in malls, markets, use their 2A rights to protect themselves?	Because I own the shop and don’t want your creepy larping ass in here
Hate is a strong word. Who in your life have you developed hatred for?	my school bullies
What did you see on TV that traumatised you as a child?	The Dark Crystal
What is the subject in the sentence "It is raining"?	It
What do you want to tell us?	The sun shines out of my ass every second Tuesday.
People who think you can get COVID-19 from tap water, why?	lmao what?!?
How do you wish your country would change?	I wish Canada would provide everyone with clean drinking water like they said they would
What has been your experience ( looking for total transparency ) regarding nurses?	That they are awesome and are the ones who really run shit in a hospital. Been in ERs many times, and its easy to see they are the hero's :)
What do you define as the perfect day?	Any day containing an experience that grew my character sheet towards a more compelling story arc.
What would you do with the power to shapeshift?	I'd probably shapeshift tbh
Hate is a strong word. Who in your life have you developed hatred for?	Ajit Pai
What book could never be made into a film adaption?	The Dictionary
Has anyone actually won a sweepstakes? If so, what's the story?	Yes! When I was a teenager I was obsessed with YA fiction and movies, particularly The Hunger Games. I won a sweepstakes to get tickets to the premiere of the second movie. I went with my dad and it was awesome.
What are some survival tips everyone should know?	If you find yourself underwater, don’t try to breathe.
What have you observed about your partner that's an indication of why their ex left them?	He’s disgusting! You don’t find out right away. My husband was very neat and I knew very little about his bodily functions until after we moved in together. He just slowly relaxed into the disgusting person he was hiding along the way.
What is a NSFW Fact you know?	Sober rats prefer silence, while rats on cocaine prefer jazz
What is a good hobby to get into? Possibly something that could make money?	Drawing
Which are the meaning of LMQH?	Laughing my queer head
What is the best free remote access software for Windows?	Teamviewer
How questions blow up on this sub, sometimes even the copy pasted question of some previous top post blow up, What's the deal here?	Welcome to the internet. It's a bit random.
What is a good alternative to a face mask?	Staying at home and having some respect for other people. I hate my mask, it's sweaty and steams up my glasses so bad i cant see half the time, but i wear it because there's more than my temporary discomfort at stake here.
What's your favorite MF DOOM song?	Like almost every rapper that’s died, I never heard of him until he died. I suppose I could google it but what did he die of? Cool mask btw
What argument do you keep winning in your head?	Flat tipping. Come at me people.
On what country is Borat's Kazachstan based?	Kazakhstan
If Atlantis really existed and you could breathe under water what would you be doing today?	Drown in Mermaid sex rip
When has someone turned a simple task into an all out adventure?	In Forrest Gump when he went for a run to get over Jenny leaving and ended up running for like 3 years or something straight
What Fictional Character would be a menace to society if they existed in real life?	joker
You're allowed to bring a person back from the dead, but the cost is the life of another person. Who are you bring back and who are you killing?	I'd trade Trump for Bob Marley
Which is the best used manual car in your opinion?	BMW M3 for fun. A manual Toyota for dependable.
What is something you have to get out of your chest?	This baby xenomorph
How is covid 19 spreading in Austrlia?	Probably the same way it spreads everywhere else, but upside down.
What was your strangest positive, negative, or neutral interaction with a street person?	Called an ambulance for a guy who might have died if I didn't. I think he may have been having a drug overdose and was convulsing and coughing up blood.
What foods are seemingly vegan but actually not?	Jello.
[Serious] What are some survival tips everyone should know?	You can always find civilization when you follow a river. When on a hike to the mountains, never go alone. Birch bark is the best firestarter.
People who listen to radio country music, why do you like it?	Becouse once you got the voice of guitars forever associeted with stary night skies and a warm, cozy warmth of a campfire, every country song is going to bring you to that exact moment
It's the year 2077, what's the "calculator in your pocket?"	It'll still be iPhone's and Androids. We were supposed to be at Fifth Element by now.
What are some "Coming home after making all your friends laugh all day" sad type song you would recommend?	Words Fail - Dear Evan Hanson
What's the most interesting historical fact?	During the cold war, USA dropped large sized condoms marked as small down at a Soviet military base
What is the best looking indie game you've ever played?	FTL: Faster Than Light.
You're on a date with the last character you played as. How is it going?	The chick from queens gambit, we’re probably railing pills and taking shots
What’s a food/dish you hated for YEARS but suddenly and unexpectedly can’t get enough of now?	For me it’s horseradish and wasabi. Just the smell of either made me nauseous for over 30 years and now there’s no such thing as too much.
If you could choose which company to work for, what would it be?	NASA. There's something magical about that word.
You are given one wish, and that wish will also be granted to someone else completely at random without them knowing. What is your wish?	My wish is for other people to comment.
What has aged exceptionally well?	My wife! ;)
People who have lost a lot of weight, what’s one bit of advice you would give someone that is trying to lose weight this year?	Don’t give yourself a specific day to start the diet, let me elaborate: Most people would say ‘oh I’ll start dieting this Monday” or “oh I’ve ate too much today I’ll restart the diet next week”. Just start your diet as soon as you feel dedicated, it could be right after you ate a lot, or in the afternoon. In my case, I was trying to go on a diet for weeks, Id always postpone when I’d start the diet. Then suddenly one afternoon I told myself that I’d start dieting right there right now, and I did. I’ve lost about 26 pounds during that timeframe. Another thing to keep mind of is that you can have bad days and not restart the diet, it doesn’t take you back to square one
You are allowed to commit one major crime without consequence. What crime do you commit?	extreme monetary fraud. I would cash a check, made my me for me, for trillions of dollars. Olbiously if I was given this much power I would work out the details, but yea
How are you celebrating America's 2021st birthday?	I hope this is a troll post
What is your favorite movie quote?	"You got into Harvard?" "What? Like it's hard?"

How much mayo is too much mayo?

When you can gargle

What’s something most people love but you hate?

Avocado

Sooo, what's everyone's height and weight (and gender)?

And credit card number

What was your near death experience?

Car wreck and broke my neck.

What is the most amusing single word reply you’ve come across in a sub and why?

Is “F” a word? If so”F”. If not “repost” on the jokes /dadjokes subs seem fairly common

What makes people sure they want to marry someone?

When they are willing to sign a prenuptial agreement.

So, why didn't you donate to Wikipedia?

I ~~donate~~ contribute to wikipedia by editing/improving it.

Whos a TV character you can't stand?

Caillou, someone needs to beat that whinny kids ass.

What are some things you wish you could do backwards and why would it be enjoyable?

I would love to speak backwards.

When's the last time you hung up on someone, and why?

My mum. Apparently I am ungrateful

Everyone would love a society without murderers/criminals on the streets so why do people hate facial recognition towers?

You seem so sure of the first half of your statement. But how can you be so confident that everyone wants a society without crime? Crime is often an extension of human emotions. For example, if someone punched my kid in the face, my emotions might cause me to commit a crime. Or if my kids were starving I might steal a loaf of bread. Are you sure you want to live in a world where there is zero crime? What makes you so sure that the laws are objectively right? Utopian society can be just as horrible as dystopian.

What’s something that annoys poor people?

Being told to “just” find a better job, or to “just” save more, or “just” work harder

What's the strangest boner you've ever had?

i usually get mine the usual way

Colt McCoy (a Texas QB) has one of the most stereotypically accurate names in sport. What other athletes have either stereotypically accurate or totally against stereotype names?

Usain Bolt.

What is the best fast food burger in your opinion?

What-a-burger.

Do traffic lights have to have green lights? What are some reasons that they wouldn’t work without green?

We got some traffic lights that only show yellow and red here (Germany) and it's for cases where you don't always need the lights. Like around the corner these lights are installed in front of streetcar-stations where the train stops in the middle of the road. If a streetcar approaches the stop, the traffic lights will turn red to prevent the cars on the street driving over the people getting off the streetcar. If there is nothing approaching the station, there is no need to have a traffic light as there is no conjunction or something like this, so the traffic light is off. I hope this was an understandable explanation, I think my new years brain is a bit confusing.

For those who made the switch to Android/Apple, what was the final straw?

i had a galaxy s3 all through sophomore and junior year of high school and after all the frequent updates and newer android softwares, my s3 became unbearably glitchy and slow

If one day lasted 48 hours, how would our world be different?

TBH, I'd still be sleeping most of it away.

What is your favorite YouTube video?

"What is a skeletons favorite snack?" Such a good video.

What was your genuine "Not my proudest fap" moment?

Human centipede franchise all in one day

If you could go back and tell your 17 year old self one thing that might have made adulting a teensy bit easier, what would it be?

Nothing. That bitch wouldn’t listen 😒

What is your dating a coworker story?

Dont do it.... you dont shit where you eat. It lasted 2 years and it was all arguing. Time alone is very important and people don't seem to understand that.

What's a secret you can only tell anonymously?

It was me. It was me the whole time. Innocent little me. The one everyone walked over. LIKE A DOOR MATTRESS. IT WAS ME! I KILLED THEM ALL! #I AM THE ONE WHO TOOK THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR! I've kept my secret for years...

What person made a huge impact for you, and how?

Adam Sandler... makes it almost impossible for me to stay sad

People who lipread, when watching animated media, how accurate are the animated mouth movements? Can you actually figure out what they're saying?

I don't have to lipread to know the answer is no

Which language would you like to learn and why?

Sign language, I’ve tried alone but can’t figure it out! I’d like to learn cause I fell like it could be a help

The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? Why?

Stones. Rock and Roll af

How do you get yourself to do the things that scare you/make you nervous?

* Keep the benefits in mind: why do you need to do this? What is the point? * Try to put it in perspective: this might feel like a big deal, but is it? I get phone anxiety and remembering that it's "just a phone call" is really helpful. * Sometimes, it's okay to "just do" something. Don't think about it. Get it done. I will count down from 5 and do the thing at the end of the countdown if I'm very anxious about something. * Remember: everyone's as focused on themselves as you are on yourself. Most people aren't casually judging you: they don't care that much about you, and that can make some kinds of interactions a lot easier.

What's your favorite type of ice cream?

Warm one

How is your job different than how its portrayed on TV?

I work in restaurants. Believe it or not we don't spit in peoples food. I have never seen it happen. Not saying it DOESNT happen. But I have never seen it. Going on 20+ years.

What technology has regressed instead of progressed?

In a way? I think the internet has. There has been a general move away from the glory of the IRC and forum days, for better and for worse.

What are some weird theories about dreams?

They’re looks into alternate dimensions.

What are the best Advertisements?

I like ads that are susceptible to adblockers. I also like the ones where you click the little ‘x’ in the upper right corner, and they disappear on the first time..

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve seen working in a restaurant?

Some of the customers.

People who pray on a daily basis does it really help Like others say it does?

It helps me a lot, it helps me ground myself and gather my thoughts on what I want to think and feel throughout the day. It’s my daily reminder to be bold, kind, and do my best to live up to the example set by Jesus. Love your neighbor and do good things. Help those in need and be humble, serve others and forgive. It puts a lot in perspective for me when I start my day in prayer

Number 1 is pissing, number 2 is pooping and number 69 is 69ing. what's in between?

3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68

You get a different superpower each day of the week, what are your powers?

Different form yesterday

What is the best emoji?

🍆

How has the pandemic affected your eating habits?

I dont eat fast food anymore, I feel like a god that enjoys home cooked meals.

People with phobias, do you try to hide it, or do you tell people? What is the funniest or most awkward way that someone ever found out?

I just flat out say that I hate styrofoam, the sound is just horrible to my ears

Which are the books or sites or even YouTube channels you know that teach about finances and investments?

tom nash

How much weight are you planning on losing this year, and how much will you actually lose?

if anything i need to GAIN weight

Can someone give tips related to how to increase Pinterest followers count?

Post high quality pictures that people are interested in

What commonly discussed/debated topics do very few people actually have authority in?

Anything involving US politics or religion.

You're the missing sock. Where are you?

Probably in my sister's drawer.

Who is your favourite woman?

mom

Whatever happened to 3D TV's, Did you have one?

The 3D trend died out because the novelty wore off. It didn't improve the quality of the movies, it just made them look different. It got so big in the first place because of how wildly successful *Avatar* (2009) was at the time. Everyone wanted to be as successful as *Avatar* was. ...and now, not that many people even remember *Avatar.*

What do you have a lot of that most people have little of?

Spite

What would be the first word of advice you’d give to a friend that is starting their own online clothing business?

Don’t

People who sort by new, what’s the weirdest question you have ever seen?

A lot of people treat this sub as a dating advice forum.

What do you do when you feel like an utter failure?

I think about Scarecrow when he said, "Oh, I'm a failure because I haven't got a brain!"

What are the softest most luxurious bath towels?

Just got some really nice Crate & Barrel bath sheets. They’re expensive, but they’re very soft and thick but not too heavy.

[Serious] if it’s legal, Why cant adult customers, sellers in malls, markets, use their 2A rights to protect themselves?

Because I own the shop and don’t want your creepy larping ass in here

Hate is a strong word. Who in your life have you developed hatred for?

my school bullies

What did you see on TV that traumatised you as a child?

The Dark Crystal

What is the subject in the sentence "It is raining"?

It

What do you want to tell us?

The sun shines out of my ass every second Tuesday.

People who think you can get COVID-19 from tap water, why?

lmao what?!?

How do you wish your country would change?

I wish Canada would provide everyone with clean drinking water like they said they would

What has been your experience ( looking for total transparency ) regarding nurses?

That they are awesome and are the ones who really run shit in a hospital. Been in ERs many times, and its easy to see they are the hero's :)

What do you define as the perfect day?

Any day containing an experience that grew my character sheet towards a more compelling story arc.

What would you do with the power to shapeshift?

I'd probably shapeshift tbh

Hate is a strong word. Who in your life have you developed hatred for?

Ajit Pai

What book could never be made into a film adaption?

The Dictionary

Has anyone actually won a sweepstakes? If so, what's the story?

Yes! When I was a teenager I was obsessed with YA fiction and movies, particularly The Hunger Games. I won a sweepstakes to get tickets to the premiere of the second movie. I went with my dad and it was awesome.

What are some survival tips everyone should know?

If you find yourself underwater, don’t try to breathe.

What have you observed about your partner that's an indication of why their ex left them?

He’s disgusting! You don’t find out right away. My husband was very neat and I knew very little about his bodily functions until after we moved in together. He just slowly relaxed into the disgusting person he was hiding along the way.

What is a NSFW Fact you know?

Sober rats prefer silence, while rats on cocaine prefer jazz

What is a good hobby to get into? Possibly something that could make money?

Drawing

Which are the meaning of LMQH?

Laughing my queer head

What is the best free remote access software for Windows?

Teamviewer

How questions blow up on this sub, sometimes even the copy pasted question of some previous top post blow up, What's the deal here?

Welcome to the internet. It's a bit random.

What is a good alternative to a face mask?

Staying at home and having some respect for other people. I hate my mask, it's sweaty and steams up my glasses so bad i cant see half the time, but i wear it because there's more than my temporary discomfort at stake here.

What's your favorite MF DOOM song?

Like *almost* every rapper that’s died, I never heard of him until he died. I suppose I could google it but what did he die of? Cool mask btw

What argument do you keep winning in your head?

Flat tipping. Come at me people.

On what country is Borat's Kazachstan based?

Kazakhstan

If Atlantis really existed and you could breathe under water what would you be doing today?

Drown in Mermaid sex rip

When has someone turned a simple task into an all out adventure?

In Forrest Gump when he went for a run to get over Jenny leaving and ended up running for like 3 years or something straight

What Fictional Character would be a menace to society if they existed in real life?

joker

You're allowed to bring a person back from the dead, but the cost is the life of another person. Who are you bring back and who are you killing?

I'd trade Trump for Bob Marley

Which is the best used manual car in your opinion?

BMW M3 for fun. A manual Toyota for dependable.

What is something you have to get out of your chest?

This baby xenomorph

How is covid 19 spreading in Austrlia?

Probably the same way it spreads everywhere else, but upside down.

What was your strangest positive, negative, or neutral interaction with a street person?

Called an ambulance for a guy who might have died if I didn't. I think he may have been having a drug overdose and was convulsing and coughing up blood.

What foods are seemingly vegan but actually not?

Jello.

[Serious] What are some survival tips everyone should know?

You can always find civilization when you follow a river. When on a hike to the mountains, never go alone. Birch bark is the best firestarter.

People who listen to radio country music, why do you like it?

Becouse once you got the voice of guitars forever associeted with stary night skies and a warm, cozy warmth of a campfire, every country song is going to bring you to that exact moment

It's the year 2077, what's the "calculator in your pocket?"

It'll still be iPhone's and Androids. We were supposed to be at Fifth Element by now.

What are some "Coming home after making all your friends laugh all day" sad type song you would recommend?

Words Fail - Dear Evan Hanson

What's the most interesting historical fact?

During the cold war, USA dropped large sized condoms marked as small down at a Soviet military base

What is the best looking indie game you've ever played?

FTL: Faster Than Light.

You're on a date with the last character you played as. How is it going?

The chick from queens gambit, we’re probably railing pills and taking shots

What’s a food/dish you hated for YEARS but suddenly and unexpectedly can’t get enough of now?

For me it’s horseradish and wasabi. Just the smell of either made me nauseous for over 30 years and now there’s no such thing as too much.

If you could choose which company to work for, what would it be?

NASA. There's something magical about that word.

You are given one wish, and that wish will also be granted to someone else completely at random without them knowing. What is your wish?

My wish is for other people to comment.

What has aged exceptionally well?

My wife! ;)

People who have lost a lot of weight, what’s one bit of advice you would give someone that is trying to lose weight this year?

Don’t give yourself a specific day to start the diet, let me elaborate: Most people would say ‘oh I’ll start dieting this Monday” or “oh I’ve ate too much today I’ll restart the diet next week”. Just start your diet as soon as you feel dedicated, it could be right after you ate a lot, or in the afternoon. In my case, I was trying to go on a diet for weeks, Id always postpone when I’d start the diet. Then suddenly one afternoon I told myself that I’d start dieting right there right now, and I did. I’ve lost about 26 pounds during that timeframe. Another thing to keep mind of is that you can have bad days and not restart the diet, it doesn’t take you back to square one

You are allowed to commit one major crime without consequence. What crime do you commit?

extreme monetary fraud. I would cash a check, made my me for me, for trillions of dollars. Olbiously if I was given this much power I would work out the details, but yea

How are you celebrating America's 2021st birthday?

I hope this is a troll post

What is your favorite movie quote?

"You got into Harvard?" "What? Like it's hard?"