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If you could prevent only one type of crime (ie: theft, murder, harassment, etc.) from happening forever, what would it be and why?
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Child abuse/neglect. I feel like many of the other crimes would be prevented if children were guaranteed to be taken care of.
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What is your favorite website and why?
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Mine is https://ourlittlesecret.shop , just don’t get lost in the selection of items 😂
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What was the weirdest catcall you have ever gotten?
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I had a girl in a bar tell me she would roll me up and smoke me for an appetizer.
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What is making you sad, anxious or depressed right now?
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My parents have been fighting and barely speaking for the past 10 days. It isn't a new thing, their relationship has always been a rollercoaster, but it did ruin Christmas, and my birthday (which was on the 31st).
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What do you think of Jeremy Corbyn?
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From a purely outside perspective he really seems to have bungled the last election.
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[Serious] if it weren’t for reIigion, Whats preventing y’all from watching adult videos, looking at obscene drawings, and pleasuring thyself?
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Because I’m in a wendys
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What’s the story behind your most poorly timed fart?
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Had food poisoning
Was trying to hold it in, I had to throw up
The sheer force of throwing up made me release my fart and following that diarrhea into my pants
It was not a pleasant experience
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What's a normal word that is completely sexual for you?
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Nut
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Why masturbate at home when you can do it at Starbucks?
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Better lube at home.
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What's a skill that you picked up that you wish you had earlier in life?
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Waking up two hours earlier
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How did you kill them?
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Cum drowning
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What is something small that can make your entire day?
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A genuine and unexpected “Thank You”
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Present and former checkout/cashier people, what’s the strangest combo of items someone bought?
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A pregnancy test, a notebook and a pair of rubber gloves.
Didn’t even make eye contact.
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How can you understand where you are while moving in time and space with a time machine?
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You’ve described life on earth
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What is the thing you most regret not doing?
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Living by myself. Always had a roommate, significant other, etc. Think I missed out on learning a lot about myself.
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Resistors, what is your ‘money back guarantee’ success story?
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Just a few ohms here and there
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what is the weirdest event that has happened to you personally that has involved a wild animal?
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I’d just moved into the country from a large city. My mom was helping me arrange the house and unpack my stuff. I smoked cigarettes at the time and I had left my fluffy robe outside, draped on the chair. Well, fast forward to the morning and I went to grab my robe from outside. It’s cold that time of year in the mountains. I came inside at the same time I was putting it on and I swear to effing God that a chipmunk scurried up my arm and launched itself off my head. It’s 6:15am and my dog is going crazy trying to get the chipmunk. It wakes my mom up and my kid who was 4 at the time. It took my mom and I almost 45 min to corner it in the laundry room. We used a broom to help push it into the plastic trash can, close the lid and take the chipmunk back outside “to release it in the wild.” It scratched my face and I had to get a rabies shot. If my mom and kid hadn’t been there to witness it, no one would have EVER believed me. That is the legitimately the craziest damn thing that ever happened to me.
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Are stoic people happier than those who complain?
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Dunno, they don't talk about it
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What is the most absurd, but funny fact that you know of?
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Your asshole can expand to 6 inches and a raccoon can go in holes 4 inches big so a raccoon can crawl inside your asshole.
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What is the worst antivirus software?
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Norton - it’s so annoying
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What is an old song that feels new or a new song that feels old?
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Under the Pressure by the War on Drugs sounds like an early-80s song but it's from like, 2014 or 2015. Many retro-like songs have several cues that give away their real (lack of) age (a lot of modern synthwave and synthwave-derived pop songs) but that song really gives that uncompromised 80s vibe.
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Those who mostly listen to very niche music, what do you tell people when they ask what kind of music you like?
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Panasian ska reggaeton lesbian throat singing near fjords.
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People who hate mint chocolate, why?
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Because mint is the taste of toothpaste, and it's weird to eat it, especially with chocolate
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What's the worst thing you've seen?
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I’m a nurse and I used to work at a level I trauma center. I saw a lot of gnarly shit. The thing that comes to mind first is a young man who blew up his hand with a fire work on the 4th of July. It was like it degloved some of his fingers, and just demolished everything...
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How would you feel about a feature where you can vote to counter ban a mod , if the mod bans people unjustly?
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Awesome!
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Drivers who don’t use signals when changing lanes: Why?
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Gotta keep people on their toes
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Who would you include in your Asshole Billionaire List, and why?
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Every billionaire
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What's the piece of information that you knew is bullshit but you would still give it a go?
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I was curious about tidepods...
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Who is the cruelest person on this planet till now and why?
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Madame Lalaurie
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If America was allowed to participate in Eurovision, what popular songs would we have seen submitted?
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Imagine some extravert man singing a stereotypical country song in an extroverted way and it's a bit off-tone:
Combine the scream of that Big Enough meme song with the 90s-like country of Outlaw In 'Em (Netherlands 2018), and that Romanian guy from 2013.
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What's the most strangest dream you've had?
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ducking obi wan
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How surprised would you be if the Bible comes true?
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Like revelations?
Yeah I would be very surprised . In fact I'd just assume I had gone insane and wait to be committed.
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What’s an insignificant curse that could ruin someone’s life?
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Are we making up curses? One that makes you feel like you’re always about to sneeze but you can never sneeze again
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What's the best thing that quarantine has caused you?
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Ummmmmmm.
Stonkz go up?
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what is the situation of covid 19 in germany?
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We went into a partial lockdown about a week ago
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People who have been clinically dead and then resuscitated. What do you remember of the experience? What was it like?
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I have been in a coma, it was un lit.
Literally
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What are your ways to deal with anxiety and depression?
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Talking about what I'm going through with someone close and trying to stay busy (going back to work after working from home for months helped me a lot)
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anyone who’s ran an OnlyFans account / A form of porn but decided to stop and leave that industry. What made you decide to leave?
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The happy, totally non exploitive,totally non humiliating environment
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What helped you improve your sleep schedule?
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Letting my husband take care of the baby and trying not to feel like I'm neglecting my mommy duties.
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Girls what does a blue heart mean when a girl sends that to you?
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What? Like a blue heart emoji? Idk everyone uses their heart color of choice I don't think blue means anything specifically
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What is your biggest regret?
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Me and a friend were joking about having sex and we were in bed that day too. Dunno what I was thinking but I never made the move, which I always think about because not only was that decision so out of character but she later admitted a year later she was hoping I'd make the move so now I know it was a sure thing and the chance had been and gone. Never let an opportunity go by ever again after that night.
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What's some dumb thing you would do if you were filthy rich?
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I'd probably buy an apartment in every major city and hire someone to manage that shit like filling up the fridge and changing the flowers and toiletries every time I plan to visit.
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[Serious] What are the most interesting live broadcasts to listen to/watch of historical events?
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Kind of weird, but the ATC/FAA recordings on 9/11. Hearing it from Air Traffic Control is interesting, to hear it all develop, all the confusion and...reality. I remember one military person talking to another, something like "We have a highjacking"
other guy very calmly asks "Is this a drill?"
"No this is real world, not a test" and you can just imagine what that would be like.
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What is the most depressing movie you've seen?
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My grades after online school
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What are some "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" moments from your life?
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Telling my shitty bus driver from my senior year of high school that she looked like a meth dealer and that wasn't an excuse to be late everyday of that year. She asked me if I wanted to get kicked off the bus and I told her I was walking home anyway, proceeding to flick her off.
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Who is a celebrity that everyone knows about but never talks about?
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Bagdadi?
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Don’t know how to keep going with depression. What did you do to get out of it?
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Have to talked to your doctor? Are you seeing a therapist?
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what good websites or apps to buy local used cars off of besides facebook marketplace?
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A friend had a good experience with carvana, but I never used
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What's something that made you go, "That's enough internet for today"?
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Dolphin lover.
https://youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y
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What item is valued so stupidly, that you can't believe people still pay for?
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Diamonds
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Now that the holidays are over how do you feel about getting back to the grind on Monday?
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LMAO we grind through the holidays in retail management my friend
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What’s a quick and easy dish that has rice in it?
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Chana Masala
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You wake up to find a dozens of fluffy cute affectionate sleeping cats and kittens on you. What is your reaction and why?
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Coughing and sneezing violently
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How would your life be different if it followed a stereotypical movie/TV plot?
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I have ADHD so I guess I'd be some genius super mind because TV seems to think retardation is a super power
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What to do when unleashed dogs come charging over to leashed dogs?
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I step between my dog and the incoming dog. It generally throws the other dog off
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If everyone went bald, how much shampoo would the world save?
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I’d assume all of it
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When did you become attractive to people?
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I'll let you know ...
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What would be a good first name for a movie villain whose last name is death?
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Cell
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What if COVID 19 never happened?
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Trump wouldn't of lost the election.
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What's your favorite word to say and why?
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Dialektičnomaterialističen or srednjeveškoburžoazijski
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What’s a nervous habit you have?
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The leg bounce when I'm sitting and picking under my nails
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What was something you once did as a kid that should have technically killed you but to your surprise now it didn’t?
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Used a giant yoga ball as a trampoline. Broke an arm instead of a neck
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What's a song that you hate, but know all the lyrics to?
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Baby shark
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What "overhyped" artist do you listen to regularly but are afraid to admit it?
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The most mainstream artist I listen to is Oliver Tree lmao. Rest of my music is mostly small alt rock bands
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What drugs do you think should be legalized?
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All drugs.
Absolutely no good whatsoever comes from keeping drugs illegal. People that want to do drugs will do them regardless of their legal status - it's not a deterrent. It only funds international networks of organized crime and keeps prisons full of nonviolent criminals.
We should legalize them, tax them, and use the revenue generated to fund safe injection sites, mental health support and treatment, and education.
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Hypothetically if Iran and US went to war. How would that play out?
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Iran would have their ass handed to them by the end of February.
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why arn't you wearing a mask right now?
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I’m inside by myself
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Which age did/do you consider to be the "coolest?"
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40-50.
You’re at the end of your time being young and you have the knowledge on how to have fun without hurting yourself as well as the money to travel and enjoy life as the USA/Japanese workaholic culture finally begins to leave your life.
I’m retiring at 45 just to enjoy that part of my life.
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Your username is your girlfriend/boyfriend, what/who is your partner?
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I dont even wanna think about it
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How are you "living your life to the fullest" these days?
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I'm not, in fact, I came into 2021 crying.
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What is a great pick up line to use this year?
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I've had the vaccine.
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What is something you never did until someone pointed out it was necessary?
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downvote ads
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You are stuck in the Backrooms, a never ending hellscape were your only companion is the moist carpet and buzz of fluorescent lights. What is your strategy to survive/escape?
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Kneel over and die cus lord knows I ain't gonna survive.
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If animals could be trained to maximise their potential in a fight, who would be the most deadly?
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Honey badger obviously.
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What is something most people find beautiful but you find ugly?
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To much make up or botox
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If you could be an assassin from the Assassin's Creed video game series, who would you be and why?
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Ezio for me
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What is so great about milfs?
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They know what they are doing and what they want.
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What is the funniest way that your parents have made you feel uncomfortable?
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made jokes about sex and i pretended to not understand them
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They say that the best way to feel love is to give it. What are the best examples of this?
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Pet a dog. Even better, hug one.
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How "thirsty" are you going to be in dating people after the pandemic?
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I dunno if "thirsty" is the right term, but I'm gonna put myself out there a lot more. In spite of everything this year, I've developed a lot of confidence in myself, so I won't be as nervous in approaching people when we're allowed to socialise again.
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When was the last time you tried something new?
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Last week I tried a new music genre. So last week.
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When did the Body Positivity movement become more about fat worship and attacking thin or fit people and less about combating unrealistic expectations from hollywood? Why has the movement become so toxic?
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it's not, people just freak out over outlier crazy people and make issues out of nothing to provoke outrage just like with any other culture war issue
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What is the song you listen to when you want to relax and forget about your problems?
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[will solve all of your problems ](https://youtu.be/kY27wmTZwyg)
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Who have you been missing today? What do you do to keep them close?
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Weirdly, I dreamed about my dad last night for the first time since he died. It was pretty jarring.
Spent the day chilling and enjoying life. It's what he always wanted for me.
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[Serious] Why do you think society refuses to help males who were victims of rape or sexual harassment?
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There is still very much a belief that all men want sex all the time, and if they wanted it, it can't be rape. It's a very flawed antiquated thought that will be slow to disappear
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If your butt hole got into a fight with your armpit, who would you cheer for (and why)?
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I’d cheer my arm pit on my butthole is a bit of an asshole
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What are some red flags in dating profiles you've learned to avoid?
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Same as a job interview. If the say they “don’t like drama” or “this is a drama free environment” that’s a pretty good indicator that they not only enjoy it but typically seek it out and/or cause said drama.
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If you could gain one weapon or skill from a video game what would it be and what game is it from?
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Confidence from The Sims series
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What food or meal is actually best when it’s at its most basic form?
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Right out the utter my friend.
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How did you react when your parents caught you watching porn?
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Carried on and offered for them to join me.
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If you were to go back 3 years what all could you gain/lose..?
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Could I go further to get bitcoin
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What would you do if you run out of money for alcohol or drugs or cigarettes or your substance of choice?
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I'd probably try to find any oddjob I could from the people I knew to make some quick cash and support the addiction.
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What are the chances of a 49 year old woman surviving Covid?
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Should be good. If she's healthy
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If you had a death note, which 3 people would you kill first to improve the world the most?
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Hitler clone #3, #26, and #101. trust me.
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What is a weird thing that you think only you do?
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Be me.
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How did your body end up after all these years?
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I'm 24 with lower back and hip issues because I worked my butt off. I wish I had been careful or lazier when it came to certain things.
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If there was one animal that you wish that would extinct which animal would it be?
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Mosquitoes
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Congrats, you just won the lottery...however, you aren’t allowed to purchase a home, vehicles (including boats), nor can you give to family....what are you doing with the money?
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Invest it and live off the interest.
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What was your most embarrassing video-call moment during corona?
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As for me: I sat in the business call just to find out 5min in that I forgot my headset. So I stood up -of course- not wearing any pants. My two co-workers plus our client (financial sector) had a good laugh especially due to my (at least brand new) birthday Simpsons underpants.
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Beat that! :-)
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How did you let go of a friend?
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I was forced to move. So I really didn't have a choice in the matter.
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