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What is the worst thing that a customer has done/said to you whilst you were at work?	Shot the place up
What do you crave when you are pregnant?	I craved foods high in sodium, specifically cold cuts in the form of turkey sandwiches
What is the best kind of cheese?	Cheese is a loaf of milk
What's it like to have a crazy friend or friends?	I don't know. I've never had a crazy friend. ... It's me, isn't it?
Is 4am considered morning or night and what points led you too your answer?	Depends if I woke up at 4 am it’s morning. But if I stayed up all night it’s 4 am at night.
What are the benefits of having a 2 day weekend with less work hours as compared to having a 3 day weekend with longer work hours?	It depends if the job means being on your feet or sitting for 8 hours vs 10 hours a day. If you're on either extreme having more time to rest or move in a work day could be beneficial.
Men, how do you measure your genitals?	How far they go down your mom's throat
What is the most money you have made on flipping one item?	300 on a 5 dollar item .I do it every month
What would be your reaction if research showed that 50% of the population has inclinations towards violence and abuse?	Only 50%?
Have you ever outsmarted someone how ?	I outsmarted the cops before.
What did you do today?	I’ve literally been playing Skyrim since I woke up at 10 and it’s 4:24pm don’t judge me
People who think the thumbs-up emoji means two middle fingers, why?	peeple thing that?
What’s a good use for “milk and honey”?	I just drink warm milk with honey, calming af.
What is a really good depressing movie?	Upgrade was pretty good!
What if you wanted to go to heaven bud god said...?	nah fam, those dogs you fucked we’re here before you, get the fuck out
What will you name your next kid?	Misery (reverse psychology)
With what artist you would love to make a song?	Daft Punk. Dude those guys are fuckin great artists.
How long do you rinse the bar of soap after you wash your ass with it?	i wouldn't put a bar of soap directly on my ass. i rub some soap on my hand then rub my hand on my ass and wash the hand after
How do you get guys that don't just want sex when you're ugly as hell?	Have a personality and be nice to people. Edit: including yourself.
People who don't skip ads after 5 seconds, how do you have so much free time?	I haven't seen an ad in years. Ad blockers, the way to go.
How did you conquer a crippling fear?	Voluntary exposure is the best option, you get to set the rules, you get to decide what you're comfortable with doing. Issue there is actually doing it.
People who have dated a celebrity, how did that go?	Everybody's famous and a celebrity these days. Anyways 250k followers on IG main role in a horror movie and was in the main cast in sitcom in the early 2010's. Might get more famous this year since she got the main role in a series. It was alright but It didn't worked out since she had to travel a lot and I wanted to move to CA but she didn't wanted to become a hollywood actress
Have you ever to placed your hand upon someone's fucking sexy ass, and squeezed? If so what happened?	Wife blushes then snugs up closer to me.
How you stay focused on your goals?	I'm a in-the-moment type of guy, if I don't do something right there and then, I procrastinated for a long time... If I'm fixing an engine damn right I'm not stopping till I got it running...
What’s the quickest way to go broke?	Gamble
What should a person say when sliding into a random persons dm's?	Depends on intent
To ex smokers, what advice you tell smokers to stop smoke?	Next time you have to smoke. Don't take your phone. Just sit there and focus on smoking. Think about how it feels, how it tastes, how you feel before and after. Really ask yourself if you like it. Constantly ask yourself questions about how you feel while smoking.
How do Asians solve Rubik’s Cubes so fast?	Well if you look at the world records for solving the Rubik’s cube you’ll see there are people from all over the world. The current holder of the record is Chinese but the one with the best average is Australian
What’s something one could do to convince others that they’re definitely a human?	Show your belly button
people who grew up without the Internet, how do you think schools would’ve dealt with a global pandemic in your time?	Television broadcasts (some countries have been doing that). A big folder of assignments. A phone call now and then from a teacher. Maybe they might have set up conference calls for small groups if the teachers were still allowed to go into the school building and they had the phone facility. And there probably would have been a much greater push for an earlier return to school.
What is a food that smells much better than it tastes?	Coffee beans
what is the dumbest thing you have ever bought online and did you regret it?	Cyberpunk 2077
Why are you afraid of “Happy Holidays”?	Who really is? It's just a manufactured issue designed to rile up conservatives.
What are suitable names for a baby to be born during the pandemic?	Pam Demic
Where does the gravitational pull come from at the center of the earth, and what particle/substance causes this force?	Every particle pulls. At the gravitational center there is no net force.
how do you feel about publicly shaming people who test positive for the virus?	Thats what they do in Japan. That's a big part of why they have "low rates of infection". No one wants to be publicly shamed.
What's the craziest that could happen on Putin, Kim Jong & Pelosi's night out?	Pelosi advises Putin and Kim Jong on how to be more corrupt.
If you were going to be born as a random baby, when and where would you choose to be born?	Around the same time as I was actually born I’d quite like a second attempt
Every time you die you respawn in the last plase sleept in what its your next move?	Q
How do you get over the trauma of accidentally seeing a Dark Web execution video?	Its called bleach your eyes out.
What would you do if you knew all the languages in the world?	Get a good paying translation job.
Who are the worst drivers?	Smart car drivers.
God has made you a developer of the universe, your task is to create small patches/bug fixes to improve humans. What do you do?	Finally fix the bug when humans forget a queued action when walking into a room. Ugh.
You have the power to anonymously say something to everyone in the world. What do you say?	This is an urgent message about your car’s extended warranty
For those who have said “this edible ain’t shit” and then it actually hit, what’s your story?	Ate one right before school my senior year in high-school. Was doubting its potency until 2nd hour, and was absolutely blasted in English class and there's no way in hell my teacher didn't have an inkling that was the case.
What is on your reading list?	Normandy 44 and Burma 44 by james Holland Guns of august by I forgot Hereticus by Dan Abnett Foundation by Isaac Asimov
[Serious] If it weren’t for religion, what’s stopping y’all from eating bacon, steak, lobsters, yeast bread, and drinking beer and coffee on Fridays?	My religion doesn't have any of those requirements.
What is your favorite Beverage?	irn-bru
You find a small amount of money ($50) in the walking path near your house. What do you do with it?	Take it...
What is the weirdest thing you have caught somebody doing?	My first job in high school was at an Arby’s. I once walked in on my male coworker masturbating in the women’s bathroom while using his other hand to finger his asshole. Look, no judgement about masturbating or butt stuff, but maybe not at work and not in the women’s bathroom and why tf wasn’t the door locked??
So when are things going to get better?	When you set your expectations lower.
What are some less known war-stories?	During the Korean War the US Marines were ambushed at Chosin Mountain and had to battle the much larger enemy army in weather that was well below freezing. Running low on ammunition they made an urgent request for more mortar shells which were codenamed “Tootsie Rolls”. The radio operator didn’t know they were using code and thought they were asking for the actual Tootsie Roll candy and had pallets of it parachuted to them instead of the ammunition they needed. Oddly enough, it ended up being a good thing. The brutal winter temperatures frequently caused fuel pipes to freeze and crack and the Marines quickly realized that by warming the candy in their mouths, they could turn it into a putty that effectively patched up the cracks when it quickly refrozen and made a seal. The survivors of this encounter were nicknamed “The Chosin Few” and they in part credit Tootsie Rolls for aiding in their survival.
If Good Karma and Bad Karma were real, how would it affect us as humans? And who would be responsible for deciding what is good and bad for your karma score?	Ultima Online, when instituting their Karma system displayed this well. Good Karma meant attacking someone that had Good Karma, would lead to a Karma loss. Neutral Karma meant the attacker would take no hit. Bad Karma would mean you'd get a Karma boost. So Good Karma people became do-gooders, except they'd attack neutral Karma people if given the chance, showing that they weren't really good, but just working within the sysem. Neutral Karma people would play within the system as well and could prey upon the Good Karma people that attacked them. Bad Karma people became total outcasts and formed maurading bands that would wipe out anyone that they came across and the Good Karma people were at an extreme disadvantage because the Bad Karma people had to band together.
What’s your favorite color?	Purple.
How important is free speech? What would you be willing to give up to defend it?	Other than food and water it’s the single most important thing in the world and I’m willing to go to war for it.
What's considered trashy, if you are poor but classy if you are rich?	I think ripped clothes, like ripped jeans for example.
How do you make the perfect sandwich?	Got to have good ingredients.
What do you think Will happen this year?	Elon musk raids space pirates.
People with hangovers, how does looking at a screen right now make you feel?	It’s to bright
What makes you happy?	The tears of my enemies. Also, sunshine.
You have travelled in time to 1938. How will stop the storm which is going to start the next year (WW2)?	1938 is too late.
When you accidentally get into a sexual situation with a (blood-related) family member, what is your initial reaction and response?	How do you accidentally get into a sexual situation with blood relatives?
What was the best rap line You ever Heard?	What’s poopin
People who confuse reality bending with destiny chaning, why?	The fuck you on about? Is this from a tv show or something?
How do you hide pornography web surfing?	Incognito mode
If you could turn back time and do something different what would you do?	I would find a way
What is the reason you dont smoke weed?	I don’t want to smell like that shit
What planet would you want to visit and why?	Earth. It seems really cool down there
What would you not do even if paid 10k Euros if you did that thing?	The feck is a Euro?
What was your first tattoo?	Terrorist penguin
Will anything ever replace Rickrolling, and what would it be?	Nothing will ever replace Rickrolling.
What's a funny story about you as a child?	I once thought being an adult would be better lmaoooooo
What is something simple that humans make unnecessarily complicated?	Relations.
You have 1 hour to find somewhere to hide before a nuclear bomb goes off. Where do you go to survive?	"A fridge, if an old man can do it then so can I." -some brave/stupid Indiana Jones fan
People who masturbate regularly, how does it really help?	Good stress reliever, boost of happy chemicals in the brain, useful to maintain penile health and alleviates distracting horniness
What's your favourite fun fact that makes people say "well, that wasn't very fun"?	Among the disturbing experiments done by Dr. Mangla during the holocaust, some of which inspired the Human Centipede, he would also do experiments on twins. In these experiments he would separate the twins, with one being kept happy, safe, and well cared for, and the other being beaten, infected with a variety of terrible diseases, and only given enough food to hold off death. When the abused twin was ready to drop dead, by Mangla's conclusion not when the victim was tired of living, he would bring both twins back into the same room to reintroduce them, then shoot them both dead to examine the bodies and see what differences occurred.
Why all the Chinese look like each other?	Don't mind me, I'm just here to see this blow up in their face.
People who do drugs, do you listen to music about doing drugs or is that just kids that have never done drugs before?	I listen to whatever the fuck I want.
What's a heartwarming example of a group of total strangers coming together for a greater good?	The walking dead
How would the world change if suddenly everyone could read each other's thoughts?	I would never leave the house again.
When do you use ‘ite’, ‘ean’, ‘ian’, ‘er’ when calling a person from a location?	With new formations it's fairly arbitrary, and often multiple forms co-exist for the same location and even within the same speaker. Originally they were specific to the origin of the word. -er is the Germanic agent-making nominal suffix, the same as is used to form agent nouns from verbs as in worker, baker, but also for origin: New Yorker, Long Islander. -or is the Latin agent-former (senator), but Latin used -(i)anus for nouns indicating origin, and adjectives indicating pertinence (origin nouns were just adjectives used substantively). This was borrowed into English as -an (and -ean/-ian) are variants of the same suffix). Originally it was used for Latin roots: Carthaginian, Roman. However root provenance is no longer a necessity, as most English speakers aren't aware whether a given root was Latin or Germanic. Both Bostoner and Bostonian exist, as well as Londonian and the more common Londoner. The only real tendency that is followed is for places in /-i/, /-a/, /-o/, or /-on/ to tend to take -an: New Jerseyan, Oklahoman. Sometimes -ian is substituted in a weird way, like Florida > Floridian, and this is because the original users of the word didn't see the -i- as phonologically conditioned, but part of the suffix. It happens, but whatever speakers use most is what sticks, and this doesn't always fit into neat little rules. -ite is originally Greek -ites, which in Latin became -ita and English -ite. It's used far less frequently than others since it entered the language the latest. It's usually restricted to place name-derived peoples that were already using it in Classical Latin and Greek: Canaanite, Elamite. When -ite is used for novel, modern words, there is often a variant in -an or -er, until one becomes designated as more correct just by widespread use. Followers of persons, or schools of thought named after persons, tend to take -ite instead: Trotskyite, Jacobite.
What book truly changed your life?	The Power Of Now.
What’s the farthest you’ve ever driven to get laid?	Sad part is I didn't just drive, I flew. Across half the continent.
What is the BEST morning routine you have got going that totally improved your life?	Getting up early. This helps me fall asleep at night and your overall day is more productive.
What is the best upgrade for your house?	A bidet. Relatively cheap but adds a lot
What comedic/dramatic/interesting thing that's happened to you could be turned into a movie?	Started dating someone who wants a relationship, knowing beforehand (he too) that I was not really going for that. Movie still in production. This would be a good drama for Netflix since we're both dudes too.
What can you sacrifice for nailin' Sarah Palin'?	For fucks sake
What valuable lesson have you learned from a “children’s” movie or tv show, as an adult?	Never trust “free” anything
What is the weirdest but equally delicious combination of food you've ever eaten?	Place down here makes chicken and waffles. They mix pancake syrup and Louisiana hot sauce together to go with it, surprised at how good they went together.
What’s the shortest lived meme?	Twitter memes about the Murder Hornets from last year. If 2020 was a show that was like a trash filler episode that was put in during the middle of the finale
What is like to drink water and get punch and the same time?	Hurts I assume
People who work in the hospitality industry, what items do customers take/steal and what does it cost the business?	Pens. It's so easy for a customer to put a branded pen into their pocket. I have no clue how many, but it only costs the company about 20 cents per pen, but that does add up over time. I can't blame the customers, they are really nice looking pens, but they are horrible for long periods of time.
When was the moment that you thought “did I say that out loud?” and you actually did say it out loud?	Just me reading in public every time
People who sleep all day and stay up all night, why?	It's easier on my constitution.
What's the weirdest something about someone that makes you unable to not like them?	People telling me "You're smart". This happens a lot on dating apps when people ask me what I do. This essentially makes them sound very very dumb to me.
What is your favorite song right now?	Waiting for the end by linkin park. the last minute of the song is so good.
What kind of shops or services you feel lack in your city or country?	Lack of public transportation, though this is probably so because I live in a suburban town
For you who has slept with celebrities, how was it?	Ive heard that celebs will make someone sign an NDA, it would be really interesting to see that replicated in a film or tv show, i can't imagine what it's like.
Where did you meet your spouse?	Myspace.
How would you commit the perfect bank heist?	Become president of the bank.

What is the worst thing that a customer has done/said to you whilst you were at work?

Shot the place up

What do you crave when you are pregnant?

I craved foods high in sodium, specifically cold cuts in the form of turkey sandwiches

What is the best kind of cheese?

Cheese is a loaf of milk

What's it like to have a crazy friend or friends?

I don't know. I've never had a crazy friend. ... It's me, isn't it?

Is 4am considered morning or night and what points led you too your answer?

Depends if I woke up at 4 am it’s morning. But if I stayed up all night it’s 4 am at night.

What are the benefits of having a 2 day weekend with less work hours as compared to having a 3 day weekend with longer work hours?

It depends if the job means being on your feet or sitting for 8 hours vs 10 hours a day. If you're on either extreme having more time to rest or move in a work day could be beneficial.

Men, how do you measure your genitals?

How far they go down your mom's throat

What is the most money you have made on flipping one item?

300 on a 5 dollar item .I do it every month

What would be your reaction if research showed that 50% of the population has inclinations towards violence and abuse?

Only 50%?

Have you ever outsmarted someone how ?

I outsmarted the cops before.

What did you do today?

I’ve literally been playing Skyrim since I woke up at 10 and it’s 4:24pm don’t judge me

People who think the thumbs-up emoji means two middle fingers, why?

peeple thing that?

What’s a good use for “milk and honey”?

I just drink warm milk with honey, calming af.

What is a really good depressing movie?

Upgrade was pretty good!

What if you wanted to go to heaven bud god said...?

nah fam, those dogs you fucked we’re here before you, get the fuck out

What will you name your next kid?

Misery (reverse psychology)

With what artist you would love to make a song?

Daft Punk. Dude those guys are fuckin great artists.

How long do you rinse the bar of soap after you wash your ass with it?

i wouldn't put a bar of soap directly on my ass. i rub some soap on my hand then rub my hand on my ass and wash the hand after

How do you get guys that don't just want sex when you're ugly as hell?

Have a personality and be nice to people. Edit: including yourself.

People who don't skip ads after 5 seconds, how do you have so much free time?

I haven't seen an ad in years. Ad blockers, the way to go.

How did you conquer a crippling fear?

Voluntary exposure is the best option, you get to set the rules, you get to decide what you're comfortable with doing. Issue there is actually doing it.

People who have dated a celebrity, how did that go?

Everybody's famous and a celebrity these days. Anyways 250k followers on IG main role in a horror movie and was in the main cast in sitcom in the early 2010's. Might get more famous this year since she got the main role in a series. It was alright but It didn't worked out since she had to travel a lot and I wanted to move to CA but she didn't wanted to become a hollywood actress

Have you ever to placed your hand upon someone's fucking sexy ass, and squeezed? If so what happened?

Wife blushes then snugs up closer to me.

How you stay focused on your goals?

I'm a in-the-moment type of guy, if I don't do something right there and then, I procrastinated for a long time... If I'm fixing an engine damn right I'm not stopping till I got it running...

What’s the quickest way to go broke?

Gamble

What should a person say when sliding into a random persons dm's?

Depends on intent

To ex smokers, what advice you tell smokers to stop smoke?

Next time you have to smoke. Don't take your phone. Just sit there and focus on smoking. Think about how it feels, how it tastes, how you feel before and after. Really ask yourself if you like it. Constantly ask yourself questions about how you feel while smoking.

How do Asians solve Rubik’s Cubes so fast?

Well if you look at the world records for solving the Rubik’s cube you’ll see there are people from all over the world. The current holder of the record is Chinese but the one with the best average is Australian

What’s something one could do to convince others that they’re definitely a human?

Show your belly button

people who grew up without the Internet, how do you think schools would’ve dealt with a global pandemic in your time?

Television broadcasts (some countries have been doing that). A big folder of assignments. A phone call now and then from a teacher. Maybe they might have set up conference calls for small groups if the teachers were still allowed to go into the school building and they had the phone facility. And there probably would have been a much greater push for an earlier return to school.

What is a food that smells much better than it tastes?

Coffee beans

what is the dumbest thing you have ever bought online and did you regret it?

Cyberpunk 2077

Why are you afraid of “Happy Holidays”?

Who really is? It's just a manufactured issue designed to rile up conservatives.

What are suitable names for a baby to be born during the pandemic?

Pam Demic

Where does the gravitational pull come from at the center of the earth, and what particle/substance causes this force?

Every particle pulls. At the gravitational center there is no net force.

how do you feel about publicly shaming people who test positive for the virus?

Thats what they do in Japan. That's a big part of why they have "low rates of infection". No one wants to be publicly shamed.

What's the craziest that could happen on Putin, Kim Jong & Pelosi's night out?

Pelosi advises Putin and Kim Jong on how to be more corrupt.

If you were going to be born as a random baby, when and where would you choose to be born?

Around the same time as I was actually born I’d quite like a second attempt

Every time you die you respawn in the last plase sleept in what its your next move?

Q

How do you get over the trauma of accidentally seeing a Dark Web execution video?

Its called bleach your eyes out.

What would you do if you knew all the languages in the world?

Get a good paying translation job.

Who are the worst drivers?

Smart car drivers.

God has made you a developer of the universe, your task is to create small patches/bug fixes to improve humans. What do you do?

Finally fix the bug when humans forget a queued action when walking into a room. Ugh.

You have the power to anonymously say something to everyone in the world. What do you say?

This is an urgent message about your car’s extended warranty

For those who have said “this edible ain’t shit” and then it actually hit, what’s your story?

Ate one right before school my senior year in high-school. Was doubting its potency until 2nd hour, and was absolutely blasted in English class and there's no way in hell my teacher didn't have an inkling that was the case.

What is on your reading list?

Normandy 44 and Burma 44 by james Holland Guns of august by I forgot Hereticus by Dan Abnett Foundation by Isaac Asimov

[Serious] If it weren’t for religion, what’s stopping y’all from eating bacon, steak, lobsters, yeast bread, and drinking beer and coffee on Fridays?

My religion doesn't have any of those requirements.

What is your favorite Beverage?

irn-bru

You find a small amount of money ($50) in the walking path near your house. What do you do with it?

Take it...

What is the weirdest thing you have caught somebody doing?

My first job in high school was at an Arby’s. I once walked in on my male coworker masturbating in the women’s bathroom while using his other hand to finger his asshole. Look, no judgement about masturbating or butt stuff, but maybe not at work and not in the women’s bathroom and why tf wasn’t the door locked??

So when are things going to get better?

When you set your expectations lower.

What are some less known war-stories?

During the Korean War the US Marines were ambushed at Chosin Mountain and had to battle the much larger enemy army in weather that was well below freezing. Running low on ammunition they made an urgent request for more mortar shells which were codenamed “Tootsie Rolls”. The radio operator didn’t know they were using code and thought they were asking for the actual Tootsie Roll candy and had pallets of it parachuted to them instead of the ammunition they needed. Oddly enough, it ended up being a good thing. The brutal winter temperatures frequently caused fuel pipes to freeze and crack and the Marines quickly realized that by warming the candy in their mouths, they could turn it into a putty that effectively patched up the cracks when it quickly refrozen and made a seal. The survivors of this encounter were nicknamed “The Chosin Few” and they in part credit Tootsie Rolls for aiding in their survival.

If Good Karma and Bad Karma were real, how would it affect us as humans? And who would be responsible for deciding what is good and bad for your karma score?

Ultima Online, when instituting their Karma system displayed this well. Good Karma meant attacking someone that had Good Karma, would lead to a Karma loss. Neutral Karma meant the attacker would take no hit. Bad Karma would mean you'd get a Karma boost. So Good Karma people became do-gooders, except they'd attack neutral Karma people if given the chance, showing that they weren't really good, but just working within the sysem. Neutral Karma people would play within the system as well and could prey upon the Good Karma people that attacked them. Bad Karma people became total outcasts and formed maurading bands that would wipe out anyone that they came across and the Good Karma people were at an extreme disadvantage because the Bad Karma people had to band together.

What’s your favorite color?

Purple.

How important is free speech? What would you be willing to give up to defend it?

Other than food and water it’s the single most important thing in the world and I’m willing to go to war for it.

What's considered trashy, if you are poor but classy if you are rich?

I think ripped clothes, like ripped jeans for example.

How do you make the perfect sandwich?

Got to have good ingredients.

What do you think Will happen this year?

Elon musk raids space pirates.

People with hangovers, how does looking at a screen right now make you feel?

It’s to bright

What makes you happy?

The tears of my enemies. Also, sunshine.

You have travelled in time to 1938. How will stop the storm which is going to start the next year (WW2)?

1938 is too late.

When you accidentally get into a sexual situation with a (blood-related) family member, what is your initial reaction and response?

How do you accidentally get into a sexual situation with blood relatives?

What was the best rap line You ever Heard?

What’s poopin

People who confuse reality bending with destiny chaning, why?

The fuck you on about? Is this from a tv show or something?

How do you hide pornography web surfing?

Incognito mode

If you could turn back time and do something different what would you do?

I would find a way

What is the reason you dont smoke weed?

I don’t want to smell like that shit

What planet would you want to visit and why?

Earth. It seems really cool down there

What would you not do even if paid 10k Euros if you did that thing?

The feck is a Euro?

What was your first tattoo?

Terrorist penguin

Will anything ever replace Rickrolling, and what would it be?

Nothing will ever replace Rickrolling.

What's a funny story about you as a child?

I once thought being an adult would be better lmaoooooo

What is something simple that humans make unnecessarily complicated?

Relations.

You have 1 hour to find somewhere to hide before a nuclear bomb goes off. Where do you go to survive?

"A fridge, if an old man can do it then so can I." -some brave/stupid Indiana Jones fan

People who masturbate regularly, how does it really help?

Good stress reliever, boost of happy chemicals in the brain, useful to maintain penile health and alleviates distracting horniness

What's your favourite fun fact that makes people say "well, that wasn't very fun"?

Among the disturbing experiments done by Dr. Mangla during the holocaust, some of which inspired the Human Centipede, he would also do experiments on twins. In these experiments he would separate the twins, with one being kept happy, safe, and well cared for, and the other being beaten, infected with a variety of terrible diseases, and only given enough food to hold off death. When the abused twin was ready to drop dead, by Mangla's conclusion not when the victim was tired of living, he would bring both twins back into the same room to reintroduce them, then shoot them both dead to examine the bodies and see what differences occurred.

Why all the Chinese look like each other?

Don't mind me, I'm just here to see this blow up in their face.

People who do drugs, do you listen to music about doing drugs or is that just kids that have never done drugs before?

I listen to whatever the fuck I want.

What's a heartwarming example of a group of total strangers coming together for a greater good?

The walking dead

How would the world change if suddenly everyone could read each other's thoughts?

I would never leave the house again.

When do you use ‘ite’, ‘ean’, ‘ian’, ‘er’ when calling a person from a location?

With new formations it's fairly arbitrary, and often multiple forms co-exist for the same location and even within the same speaker. Originally they were specific to the origin of the word. *-er* is the Germanic agent-making nominal suffix, the same as is used to form agent nouns from verbs as in *worker*, *baker*, but also for origin: *New Yorker*, *Long Islander*. *-or* is the Latin agent-former (*senator*), but Latin used *-(i)anus* for nouns indicating origin, and adjectives indicating pertinence (origin nouns were just adjectives used substantively). This was borrowed into English as *-an* (and *-ean/-ian*) are variants of the same suffix). Originally it was used for Latin roots: *Carthaginian*, *Roman*. However root provenance is no longer a necessity, as most English speakers aren't aware whether a given root was Latin or Germanic. Both *Bostoner* and *Bostonian* exist, as well as *Londonian* and the more common *Londoner*. The only real tendency that is followed is for places in /-i/, /-a/, /-o/, or /-on/ to tend to take *-an*: *New Jerseyan*, *Oklahoman*. Sometimes *-ian* is substituted in a weird way, like *Florida > Floridian*, and this is because the original users of the word didn't see the *-i-* as phonologically conditioned, but part of the suffix. It happens, but whatever speakers use most is what sticks, and this doesn't always fit into neat little rules. *-ite* is originally Greek *-ites*, which in Latin became *-ita* and English *-ite*. It's used far less frequently than others since it entered the language the latest. It's usually restricted to place name-derived peoples that were *already* using it in Classical Latin and Greek: *Canaanite*, *Elamite*. When *-ite* is used for novel, modern words, there is often a variant in *-an* or *-er*, until one becomes designated as more correct just by widespread use. Followers of persons, or schools of thought named after persons, tend to take *-ite* instead: *Trotskyite*, *Jacobite*.

What book truly changed your life?

The Power Of Now.

What’s the farthest you’ve ever driven to get laid?

Sad part is I didn't just drive, I flew. Across half the continent.

What is the BEST morning routine you have got going that totally improved your life?

Getting up early. This helps me fall asleep at night and your overall day is more productive.

What is the best upgrade for your house?

A bidet. Relatively cheap but adds a lot

What comedic/dramatic/interesting thing that's happened to you could be turned into a movie?

Started dating someone who wants a relationship, knowing beforehand (he too) that I was not really going for that. Movie still in production. This would be a good drama for Netflix since we're both dudes too.

What can you sacrifice for nailin' Sarah Palin'?

For fucks sake

What valuable lesson have you learned from a “children’s” movie or tv show, as an adult?

Never trust “free” anything

What is the weirdest but equally delicious combination of food you've ever eaten?

Place down here makes chicken and waffles. They mix pancake syrup and Louisiana hot sauce together to go with it, surprised at how good they went together.

What’s the shortest lived meme?

Twitter memes about the Murder Hornets from last year. If 2020 was a show that was like a trash filler episode that was put in during the middle of the finale

What is like to drink water and get punch and the same time?

Hurts I assume

People who work in the hospitality industry, what items do customers take/steal and what does it cost the business?

Pens. It's so easy for a customer to put a branded pen into their pocket. I have no clue how many, but it only costs the company about 20 cents per pen, but that does add up over time. I can't blame the customers, they are really nice looking pens, but they are horrible for long periods of time.

When was the moment that you thought “did I say that out loud?” and you actually did say it out loud?

Just me reading in public every time

People who sleep all day and stay up all night, why?

It's easier on my constitution.

What's the weirdest something about someone that makes you unable to not like them?

People telling me "You're smart". This happens a lot on dating apps when people ask me what I do. This essentially makes them sound very very dumb to me.

What is your favorite song right now?

Waiting for the end by linkin park. the last minute of the song is so good.

What kind of shops or services you feel lack in your city or country?

Lack of public transportation, though this is probably so because I live in a suburban town

For you who has slept with celebrities, how was it?

Ive heard that celebs will make someone sign an NDA, it would be really interesting to see that replicated in a film or tv show, i can't imagine what it's like.

Where did you meet your spouse?

Myspace.

How would you commit the perfect bank heist?

Become president of the bank.