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Girls, how important is a guy’s height when looking for a partner?	Not really important. I can’t speak for every girl but personally it’s personality over looks/height. I’m short though so most everyone is fall compared to me
What's the hottest thing a girl could do when driving her car?	Arrive to her destination safely and not put any other drivers at risk
What is the worst logic you have heard from a anti vaxxer/homophobe/xenophobe etc?	Oh theres alot.
What is your fav NES or SNES game?	Blades of Steel (NES)
What's the most attractive looking Asian ethnicity IYO?	Thai for classy Korean for cute
People who voluntarily sleep all day and stay up all night, why?	Less people to deal with at night. Grocery shopping 2 am in the morning is much better than during the day.
What's the book which relates perfectly to the current world scenario?	1984
What’s the most useless talent you have?	I can recite the alphabet backwards in 6 seconds
People who create distressing situations in your mind that actually give you stress and anxiety, what's the most ridiculous situation your brain came up with that after the panic attack made you realize how silly they are?	Ok so I was in the shower and I was thinking about how our bathroom hasn't been redone in over thirty years. Then I started thinking about how I would redo it, I was thinking black tile. Then I thought, "Mum would never let me make anything in this house black", so I figured I could either buy the house off her or wait for her to die. Then I started thinking about what I would do with her body afterwards, she wants to be buried with her family, easy. My dad wants to be cremated and scattered on a beach, easy. Then I realised I don't know what my brother's wishes are, so I started going through all the burial methods I could think of and guessing which one he'd like the best. Then I thought, "Does he want to donate his organs?" Then I thought, "How would he die to make organ donation possible?" So I started going though all the scenarios in which he would die. Then I started to panic because "Oh my god he's gonna die!" And then I sat down in the shower and cried for a bit.
If your parents had a catchphrase what would it be?	My house my rules, you have no privacy in this house, you don't need friends just concentrate on school.
People who fantasize about necrophilia, why don't just start dating people who suffer from "permanent resting bitch face" instead?	I bet you thought that was funny as you wrote it. It wasn't.
People with too many interests, how did you choose a career?	I'm with you here. I love working on my own car, I love building and programming computers, and I love woodworking. I'm in college currently and I still haven't made a decision which path I wanna take
What’s your funniest “sex on the first date” story?	Met this girl at a wedding, go to my room, open the door. My godfather is there having a threesome...
What is one thing that the less you clean, the better it gets?	Cast iron pan
Serious— For listeners/ watchers of “The Majority Report” with Sam Seder, what’s your opinion of Emma Vigeland as Sam’s new cohost?	Cute and smart? Win win?
For women who have both given birth and passed kidney stones, which is more painful?	Kidney stones . And I gave birth naturally. You give birth, baby is out pain is virtually gone. Kidney stones hurt all damn day, vomiting happens. Aches all day then like peeing shards of glass. No fun
When is the moment you realized that you need to love yourself more?	When my partner does something innocent and I get worried about the worst happening for no reason to the point it makes me really nervous/vulnerable/sad.
If you had $30 for delivery for dinner tonight, what would you order?	Chinese
People who’ve hooked up with a hijabi 🧕🏼before, how’d you pull it off??	Never pull it off, you’ll hurt their neck
People of run it what is a long word that means something simple please no cheating using a dictionary?	Früchteteeverfechter (german for i really like fruit tea (its a neologism, we germans like those))
What's a film you loved from your childhood that really didn't hold up? How about one that really did?	I don't have an example of a bad one rn so I'll talk about my favourites: Toy Story. From a child perspective seeing all those toys come to life is magical and just the diversity and amount of toy, what a dream. Everyone tried to hide and catch our toys moving. Now they make me realize how precious childhood and child innocence are. Sometimes I'm sad that It's over. I wanted to grow so fast but now that It's over I see no point.
What animal fight do you think is the scariest to watch, cats or dogs?	R o o s t e r s
People who send standardized wishes to all your contacts, how does it feel to be so bland with your best friends and closest family?	Best wishes!
People that back into their parking spot, why?	Makes it easier to get out.
How do you think this year would have gone for you if Covid-19 wasn’t a thing?	A lot more sex.
If you could only subscribe to one YouTube channel, which one would it be?	HumanSafari
If you were born with a personalised instruction manual, what would it say?	Do not feed
What was the last thing you spent money on?	Food
What’s the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say at a funeral?	“Nobody seemed to like her. She didn’t have any friends.” This was from the preacher at my great aunt’s funeral.
Who is the famous actor you wish at ones he was your old brother?	Tom Hanks
How does one turn $50 to $1000 online?	Stocks
What is your toxic trait?	I ghost people. I cut them off and forget they even exist. Even my friends are not really that close to me anymore bc I don't reach out to them first.
What’s a struggle you had to go through while growing up?	Growing up
People who don't care about COVID19 (don't wear masks, don't socially distance, go out partying in large crowds), why?	I’ll wear masks, not a party person, but I really don’t care about covid. 99% plus survival rate. Know people who have had it and been fine. One had it and was really sick for a couple days and now fine. Of course it can be very fucked up to some. If people are weak to it, take your own precautions.
If you could sleep with any lawmaker, Who would it be?	r/Politically_NSFW
How does it feel to have lost The Game?	Which game?
If you came home to a package at your door that was to your address different town, you called to explain the mistake and you come home to a second on top of the first what would be your next plan of action?	Who did you call? I'd take them to the post office and let them sort it out. Or give them to your mail carrier the next day.
If humans had pouches like kangaroos, what would you keep in your pouch?	Snacks, no question.
What were jokes like 200 years ago?	Knocketh Knocketh!
Imagine you had to pick up and move to a country you have never visited before. Where do you choose to go and why?	Canada. It's cold and it looks cool.
What is the weirdest thing to add on to your bucket list?	Becoming a virgin
What fictional character do you love but most people seem to hate?	Bellatrix Lestrange. Yeah she allegedly killed Sirius and a lot of people but she's literally a badass. If only she was the main antagonist of the series, I'm sure she wouldn't hesitate to kill baby Harry. What a queen!
What are some things today that people will look back on with the same fondness as 90s kids thinking about the 90s?	How everyone carried around “smart” phones before before cortical implants became the norm
What widely accepted fact or myth is actually fake?	That we use only 10% of our brain. I'm freaking tired of tv shows and movies playing with that premise.
What is your craziest “Karen” encounter?	I’ve never encountered a kraken
What is the best sitcom?	The Honeymooners. All sitcoms are The Honeymooners.
What is something that seems easy, but in reality is difficult?	Probably eating ass
Who could SpongeBob beat up in a fight?	No one. Dude can't even lift 2 marshmallows on a stick
Have you ever known for a fact that someone was lying to you but continued to ask them questions to see how far they would go with it?	My boss kept calling me on the intercom one day, every 25 seconds say. I was on the phone with a big rig client so I didn't answer. I went into his office immediately when I got off the phone. He told me he just got off the phone with Ms big rig client, and she was very very upset with me because I didn't have an inch and a half High stack of paperwork ready for her yet. I said you were talking to her just now. He confirm yes why you were on the phone with that other person I was talking to her. And I asked and you're sure she was upset about not having that paperwork? Yes yes she was very upset he said. I can't believe you would embarrass Us by not having this ready for her yet! When are you going to have it done! This paperwork is about 10 hours worth of work. We had gotten the information for it at about 4 the day before. However I needed more information to complete the paperwork. So then I asked my boss how he could have been talking to miss bigwig while I was on the phone with Miss bigwig. And how come she told you she's so upset, when we were talking about the additional information I needed from her to complete the paperwork. I told her I would have it two days after she gave me the information. She said 2 weeks is fine. But when she talk to you boss, while she was talking to me oh, she told you she was very mad at me? He immediately started apologizing and saying he just wanted to make sure I got it done. I told him I was leaving for the day and right now I'm willing to come back tomorrow. But if you ever pull that crap again, I'm walking out the door and never going to return. You can do to your own damn paperwork if you're going to treat me like that! Really pissed the hell out of me!
People who legally changed their first name, what's the reason behind this decision?	High school friend of mine changed his entire name because he was named after his deadbeat dad who left when he was little. He talked about how he couldn’t wait to turn 18 so he could. And on his 18th birthday he did. He changed his name to his stepfathers name because that man had loved him and raised him as his own.
What are the best games to play while high ?	Minecraft. And I don’t even smoke.
Why won’t you be getting a Covid vaccine?	Because I’m a fucking moron and I don’t understand how vaccines really work.
Why did you cut contact with your parents?	They told me to leave and never come back. Let me tell you... Knowing you'll never again see a pet who was your only friend for years; is heartbreaking. While I was there, they always made snide offhanded remarks about how I didn't do anything, was lazy, and so on. Now they're literally begging me to come back. They just want someone they can talk down to and make feel less than, or other. They can go straight to hell. They changed their tune when they heard I was gonna go see the world, go to Europe etc.... Fuck em.
Countries where the vaccination for Covid-19 has started, how's it going?	Here in the UK, everything seems to be going well. The anti-vaxxers are out in full force though - Bill Gates trying to microchip them is top of their worry list.
what has been the most shocking experience you have had?	7 yo me learning my mother's name is not mother
What is a movie that caught you by complete surprise?	Pulp fiction
What was the last movie you saw in theaters before they shut down?	The Sonic movie
What do you do when you see your partner is having a bad day?	Send virtual hugs
What is your favorite genre of music by describing how you feel when you listen to it?	Its raiding time brothers! Time to sail East! May the Gods be with us!
What's the best artist/band from the 80's?	Van Halen. The real question is who is the second best.
What's the most "dont hate the player, hate the game" moment you've ever been in or witnessed ?	Any meta changes in competitive games always drives me fucking insane
Whats your favorite string of swear words?	Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tit, Fart, & Twat ______________________________________________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lle6fpObbNc
You gain the power to erase the existence of one fandom, which do you choose?	KPOP fandom is definitely on top of my list.
How do you know a person is sincere when they do "virtue signaling" nowadays?	You can't. It's best to just not care.
what is the last thing you searched on google ?	DuckDuckGo
How do you deal with cringe moments whenever it happens in a show or movie?	Laugh, because someone actually wrote that moment in
Which serial killer do you find most interesting and why?	In real life? Probably Ted Kaczynski because i somewhat believe in his cause. Fictional, i'd have to say Hannibal Lecter.
In a zombie apocalypse, what would be your weapon of choice?	1st step, use the Doom games as a training manual, 2nd step Rip and Tear
What’s a completely explainable, but still creepy experience you’ve had?	I was at my friends house for a sleepover once and we thought we where going to die. There where three of us and friend one saw a figure standing in the road, so we went to go look and no one was there, we go back upstairs. Later I look downstairs through the vent and see a shadow. It looked like a man holding a knife, we all freaked out for a minute then went downstairs. No one was there so we go to the kitchen, get a knife, and go back upstairs. We call friend twos mom and she says she'll be there in an hour so we should just stay where we are until she gets there, we all agreed that was a stupid idea and called my dad he said "CALL THE FUCKING COPS" so we do, when we get off the phone we hear crashing in the kitchen. We're all crying and freaking out at this point so we just stay quiet until the cops arrive. They search the house and find nothing except for friend twos cat who obviously got into the catnip in the basement who we assume knocked things over in the kitchen and made that weird shadow downstairs, as for the shadow outside friend one was probably seeing things due to lack of sleep.
People of the United States, what can you say about Florida?	Probably be easier to ask what you can't say about Florida.
Given unlimited resources, how would you go about making the world a better place?	Universal basic income and Medicare for all
What is your favorite US city to visit?	Chicago
What verse lives rent free in your head?	Romans 8: 38 - 39 For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus.
So I'm not suppose to know you are there. Why do people make it obvious to be seen? Doesn't that defeat the plan?	Sometimes you reveal something in order to conceal another. And how much of that revealing is what is part of the true plan hidden in the background? What if anything that is shown is what they want you to see in order to guide you into what they want you to think? Think of chess moves. If I wanted to bait you into a trap, I would show you a move that you think was a opening/mistake. When you fall for the trap, you take the bait. of course, if the plan has already succeeded it wouldn’t matter if you show yourself or not anyways, because if you have truly won you wouldn’t need to conceal yourself anymore as there would be any consequences.
So, how was today for you?	Watched Netflix, browsed the internet, and had a drink. Not too bad except now I have to get ready for work tomorrow
What’s the best thing you've got going on in your life at the moment?	I've got a pretty nice condo which is cool and even though I hate it I have a stable job that I'd basically have to kill someone to lose.
How big is Chungus and why?	Yuge
What was the event/occasion in your life that if you had not attend it, your life would’ve been completely different now?	My wedding
When do you think a celebrity crossed the line?	When they voice opinions like their voice matters just because they made a movie or did something famous
People who have been tested for covid how bad was it?	Worse things have gone up my nose, it was fine.
What is the largest amount of cash you have personaly held at once?	Nice try IRS
Whose person’s death would have the biggest impact on the world today?	Joe Biden
most stalkers are usually dudes, why is your stalker not a dude ?	What kind of question even is this?
Why did rural Americans suddenly start wearing camo everything about 15 years ago?	While people have been casually wearing cammo sporadically since the '60s, I blame the more wide-spread use on the combination of 9/11, how the country went into a frenzy to join the military, and just the overall shift in tone since then.
How did you go from rags to riches?	Deleted the ags and added iches.
What are some hobbies or activities that requires a lot of physical activity except sport?	Sex.
What's a sign of false humility?	doing volunteer/charity work only so you can post it on social media for self-validation
What’s the deal with Remeron making you blow up like a fat ass?	It's the worst. I couldn't stop stuffing my face.
What are some good movies to watch when alone?	I like rom coms, fantasy, thrillers and documentaries on supernatural, aliens etc. No porn suggestions pls I am looking for actual movies I can enjoy while I am having a stay home day without the family.
What have you accidentally seen by seeing into someone's home through the window?	This girl stepping out of the shower...
What's are the best exclamation words like Bazinga or Caramba?	Yoinks
Who is a completely flawless fictional character?	Bugs bunny.
What was your best idea to get revenge on someone?	do better than you did yesterday tbh, they hated seeing me be happy after having a bad impact in my life
People alive on June 4th-1989, what was your reaction when absolutely nothing happened?	My dog died on that day. Thanks asshole. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No he didn't, you cool.
What’s something people think is common but is actually pretty rare?	Common sense.
If you could only read one book in your entire life, which one would it be and why?	The dictionary. Every other book is just a reorganized version.
What is a good set of earbuds under $100?	The [Panasonic ErgoFit RP-HJE120K](https://www.amazon.com/Headphones-Microphone-Controller-Compatible-Blackberry/dp/B003EM8008/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=panasonic%2Bergofit%2Bearbuds&qid=1609538941&sprefix=panasonic%2Ber&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1). They cost less than $15, sound great, fit well, and are tough as hell. Also if you lose them or break them, you won't feel bad because they're dirt cheap.
What is the weirdest thing you've ever search on Google. What did you find out from it?	Was researching old videos of explosion on bikini island, needed to do a project on nuclear testing. All I got was a bunch of black and white photos of women in bikinis...
how can someone provide you value for healing and happiness?	Nice try A.I. But you still don't quite sound human.
People who try and mess with other people online without being notice. If you are trying to hide, why do you make it obvious to be seen. Doesn't that defeat your plan?	What? People bully other people online for two reasons: 1. Because they can hide behind a computer screen 2. Because they’re losers.

Girls, how important is a guy’s height when looking for a partner?

Not really important. I can’t speak for every girl but personally it’s personality over looks/height. I’m short though so most everyone is fall compared to me

What's the hottest thing a girl could do when driving her car?

Arrive to her destination safely and not put any other drivers at risk

What is the worst logic you have heard from a anti vaxxer/homophobe/xenophobe etc?

Oh theres alot.

What is your fav NES or SNES game?

Blades of Steel (NES)

What's the most attractive looking Asian ethnicity IYO?

Thai for classy Korean for cute

People who voluntarily sleep all day and stay up all night, why?

Less people to deal with at night. Grocery shopping 2 am in the morning is much better than during the day.

What's the book which relates perfectly to the current world scenario?

1984

What’s the most useless talent you have?

I can recite the alphabet backwards in 6 seconds

People who create distressing situations in your mind that actually give you stress and anxiety, what's the most ridiculous situation your brain came up with that after the panic attack made you realize how silly they are?

Ok so I was in the shower and I was thinking about how our bathroom hasn't been redone in over thirty years. Then I started thinking about how I would redo it, I was thinking black tile. Then I thought, *"Mum would never let me make anything in this house black"*, so I figured I could either buy the house off her or wait for her to die. Then I started thinking about what I would do with her body afterwards, she wants to be buried with her family, easy. My dad wants to be cremated and scattered on a beach, easy. Then I realised I don't know what my brother's wishes are, so I started going through all the burial methods I could think of and guessing which one he'd like the best. Then I thought, *"Does he want to donate his organs?"* Then I thought, *"How would he die to make organ donation possible?"* So I started going though all the scenarios in which he would die. Then I started to panic because *"Oh my god he's gonna die!"* And then I sat down in the shower and cried for a bit.

If your parents had a catchphrase what would it be?

My house my rules, you have no privacy in this house, you don't need friends just concentrate on school.

People who fantasize about necrophilia, why don't just start dating people who suffer from "permanent resting bitch face" instead?

I bet you thought that was funny as you wrote it. It wasn't.

People with too many interests, how did you choose a career?

I'm with you here. I love working on my own car, I love building and programming computers, and I love woodworking. I'm in college currently and I still haven't made a decision which path I wanna take

What’s your funniest “sex on the first date” story?

Met this girl at a wedding, go to my room, open the door. My godfather is there having a threesome...

What is one thing that the less you clean, the better it gets?

Cast iron pan

Serious— For listeners/ watchers of “The Majority Report” with Sam Seder, what’s your opinion of Emma Vigeland as Sam’s new cohost?

Cute and smart? Win win?

For women who have both given birth and passed kidney stones, which is more painful?

Kidney stones . And I gave birth naturally. You give birth, baby is out pain is virtually gone. Kidney stones hurt all damn day, vomiting happens. Aches all day then like peeing shards of glass. No fun

When is the moment you realized that you need to love yourself more?

When my partner does something innocent and I get worried about the worst happening for no reason to the point it makes me really nervous/vulnerable/sad.

If you had $30 for delivery for dinner tonight, what would you order?

Chinese

People who’ve hooked up with a hijabi 🧕🏼before, how’d you pull it off??

Never pull it off, you’ll hurt their neck

People of run it what is a long word that means something simple please no cheating using a dictionary?

Früchteteeverfechter (german for i really like fruit tea (its a neologism, we germans like those))

What's a film you loved from your childhood that really didn't hold up? How about one that really did?

I don't have an example of a bad one rn so I'll talk about my favourites: Toy Story. From a child perspective seeing all those toys come to life is magical and just the diversity and amount of toy, what a dream. Everyone tried to hide and catch our toys moving. Now they make me realize how precious childhood and child innocence are. Sometimes I'm sad that It's over. I wanted to grow so fast but now that It's over I see no point.

What animal fight do you think is the scariest to watch, cats or dogs?

R o o s t e r s

People who send standardized wishes to all your contacts, how does it feel to be so bland with your best friends and closest family?

Best wishes!

People that back into their parking spot, why?

Makes it easier to get out.

How do you think this year would have gone for you if Covid-19 wasn’t a thing?

A lot more sex.

If you could only subscribe to one YouTube channel, which one would it be?

HumanSafari

If you were born with a personalised instruction manual, what would it say?

Do not feed

What was the last thing you spent money on?

Food

What’s the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say at a funeral?

“Nobody seemed to like her. She didn’t have any friends.” This was from the preacher at my great aunt’s funeral.

Who is the famous actor you wish at ones he was your old brother?

Tom Hanks

How does one turn $50 to $1000 online?

Stocks

What is your toxic trait?

I ghost people. I cut them off and forget they even exist. Even my friends are not really that close to me anymore bc I don't reach out to them first.

What’s a struggle you had to go through while growing up?

Growing up

People who don't care about COVID19 (don't wear masks, don't socially distance, go out partying in large crowds), why?

I’ll wear masks, not a party person, but I really don’t care about covid. 99% plus survival rate. Know people who have had it and been fine. One had it and was really sick for a couple days and now fine. Of course it can be very fucked up to some. If people are weak to it, take your own precautions.

If you could sleep with any lawmaker, Who would it be?

r/Politically_NSFW

How does it feel to have lost The Game?

Which game?

If you came home to a package at your door that was to your address different town, you called to explain the mistake and you come home to a second on top of the first what would be your next plan of action?

Who did you call? I'd take them to the post office and let them sort it out. Or give them to your mail carrier the next day.

If humans had pouches like kangaroos, what would you keep in your pouch?

Snacks, no question.

What were jokes like 200 years ago?

Knocketh Knocketh!

Imagine you had to pick up and move to a country you have never visited before. Where do you choose to go and why?

Canada. It's cold and it looks cool.

What is the weirdest thing to add on to your bucket list?

Becoming a virgin

What fictional character do you love but most people seem to hate?

Bellatrix Lestrange. Yeah she allegedly killed Sirius and a lot of people but she's literally a badass. If only she was the main antagonist of the series, I'm sure she wouldn't hesitate to kill baby Harry. What a queen!

What are some things today that people will look back on with the same fondness as 90s kids thinking about the 90s?

How everyone carried around “smart” phones before before cortical implants became the norm

What widely accepted fact or myth is actually fake?

That we use only 10% of our brain. I'm freaking tired of tv shows and movies playing with that premise.

What is your craziest “Karen” encounter?

I’ve never encountered a kraken

What is the best sitcom?

The Honeymooners. All sitcoms are The Honeymooners.

What is something that seems easy, but in reality is difficult?

Probably eating ass

Who could SpongeBob beat up in a fight?

No one. Dude can't even lift 2 marshmallows on a stick

Have you ever known for a fact that someone was lying to you but continued to ask them questions to see how far they would go with it?

My boss kept calling me on the intercom one day, every 25 seconds say. I was on the phone with a big rig client so I didn't answer. I went into his office immediately when I got off the phone. He told me he just got off the phone with Ms big rig client, and she was very very upset with me because I didn't have an inch and a half High stack of paperwork ready for her yet. I said you were talking to her just now. He confirm yes why you were on the phone with that other person I was talking to her. And I asked and you're sure she was upset about not having that paperwork? Yes yes she was very upset he said. I can't believe you would embarrass Us by not having this ready for her yet! When are you going to have it done! This paperwork is about 10 hours worth of work. We had gotten the information for it at about 4 the day before. However I needed more information to complete the paperwork. So then I asked my boss how he could have been talking to miss bigwig while I was on the phone with Miss bigwig. And how come she told you she's so upset, when we were talking about the additional information I needed from her to complete the paperwork. I told her I would have it two days after she gave me the information. She said 2 weeks is fine. But when she talk to you boss, while she was talking to me oh, she told you she was very mad at me? He immediately started apologizing and saying he just wanted to make sure I got it done. I told him I was leaving for the day and right now I'm willing to come back tomorrow. But if you ever pull that crap again, I'm walking out the door and never going to return. You can do to your own damn paperwork if you're going to treat me like that! Really pissed the hell out of me!

People who legally changed their first name, what's the reason behind this decision?

High school friend of mine changed his entire name because he was named after his deadbeat dad who left when he was little. He talked about how he couldn’t wait to turn 18 so he could. And on his 18th birthday he did. He changed his name to his stepfathers name because that man had loved him and raised him as his own.

What are the best games to play while high ?

Minecraft. And I don’t even smoke.

Why won’t you be getting a Covid vaccine?

Because I’m a fucking moron and I don’t understand how vaccines really work.

Why did you cut contact with your parents?

They told me to leave and never come back. Let me tell you... Knowing you'll never again see a pet who was your only friend for years; is heartbreaking. While I was there, they always made snide offhanded remarks about how I didn't do anything, was lazy, and so on. Now they're literally begging me to come back. They just want someone they can talk down to and make feel less than, or other. They can go straight to hell. They changed their tune when they heard I was gonna go see the world, go to Europe etc.... Fuck em.

Countries where the vaccination for Covid-19 has started, how's it going?

Here in the UK, everything seems to be going well. The anti-vaxxers are out in full force though - Bill Gates trying to microchip them is top of their worry list.

what has been the most shocking experience you have had?

7 yo me learning my mother's name is not mother

What is a movie that caught you by complete surprise?

Pulp fiction

What was the last movie you saw in theaters before they shut down?

The Sonic movie

What do you do when you see your partner is having a bad day?

Send virtual hugs

What is your favorite genre of music by describing how you feel when you listen to it?

Its raiding time brothers! Time to sail East! May the Gods be with us!

What's the best artist/band from the 80's?

Van Halen. The real question is who is the second best.

What's the most "dont hate the player, hate the game" moment you've ever been in or witnessed ?

Any meta changes in competitive games always drives me fucking insane

Whats your favorite string of swear words?

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tit, Fart, & Twat ______________________________________________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lle6fpObbNc

You gain the power to erase the existence of one fandom, which do you choose?

KPOP fandom is definitely on top of my list.

How do you know a person is sincere when they do "virtue signaling" nowadays?

You can't. It's best to just not care.

what is the last thing you searched on google ?

DuckDuckGo

How do you deal with cringe moments whenever it happens in a show or movie?

Laugh, because someone actually wrote that moment in

Which serial killer do you find most interesting and why?

In real life? Probably Ted Kaczynski because i somewhat believe in his cause. Fictional, i'd have to say Hannibal Lecter.

In a zombie apocalypse, what would be your weapon of choice?

1st step, use the Doom games as a training manual, 2nd step Rip and Tear

What’s a completely explainable, but still creepy experience you’ve had?

I was at my friends house for a sleepover once and we thought we where going to die. There where three of us and friend one saw a figure standing in the road, so we went to go look and no one was there, we go back upstairs. Later I look downstairs through the vent and see a shadow. It looked like a man holding a knife, we all freaked out for a minute then went downstairs. No one was there so we go to the kitchen, get a knife, and go back upstairs. We call friend twos mom and she says she'll be there in an hour so we should just stay where we are until she gets there, we all agreed that was a stupid idea and called my dad he said "CALL THE FUCKING COPS" so we do, when we get off the phone we hear crashing in the kitchen. We're all crying and freaking out at this point so we just stay quiet until the cops arrive. They search the house and find nothing except for friend twos cat who obviously got into the catnip in the basement who we assume knocked things over in the kitchen and made that weird shadow downstairs, as for the shadow outside friend one was probably seeing things due to lack of sleep.

People of the United States, what can you say about Florida?

Probably be easier to ask what you can't say about Florida.

Given unlimited resources, how would you go about making the world a better place?

Universal basic income and Medicare for all

What is your favorite US city to visit?

Chicago

What verse lives rent free in your head?

Romans 8: 38 - 39 For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus.

So I'm not suppose to know you are there. Why do people make it obvious to be seen? Doesn't that defeat the plan?

Sometimes you reveal something in order to conceal another. And how much of that revealing is what is part of the true plan hidden in the background? What if anything that is shown is what they want you to see in order to guide you into what they want you to think? Think of chess moves. If I wanted to bait you into a trap, I would show you a move that you think was a opening/mistake. When you fall for the trap, you take the bait. of course, if the plan has already succeeded it wouldn’t matter if you show yourself or not anyways, because if you have truly won you wouldn’t need to conceal yourself anymore as there would be any consequences.

So, how was today for you?

Watched Netflix, browsed the internet, and had a drink. Not too bad except now I have to get ready for work tomorrow

What’s the best thing you've got going on in your life at the moment?

I've got a pretty nice condo which is cool and even though I hate it I have a stable job that I'd basically have to kill someone to lose.

How big is Chungus and why?

Yuge

What was the event/occasion in your life that if you had not attend it, your life would’ve been completely different now?

My wedding

When do you think a celebrity crossed the line?

When they voice opinions like their voice matters just because they made a movie or did something famous

People who have been tested for covid how bad was it?

Worse things have gone up my nose, it was fine.

What is the largest amount of cash you have personaly held at once?

Nice try IRS

Whose person’s death would have the biggest impact on the world today?

Joe Biden

most stalkers are usually dudes, why is your stalker not a dude ?

What kind of question even is this?

Why did rural Americans suddenly start wearing camo everything about 15 years ago?

While people have been casually wearing cammo sporadically since the '60s, I blame the more wide-spread use on the combination of 9/11, how the country went into a frenzy to join the military, and just the overall shift in tone since then.

How did you go from rags to riches?

Deleted the ags and added iches.

What are some hobbies or activities that requires a lot of physical activity except sport?

Sex.

What's a sign of false humility?

doing volunteer/charity work only so you can post it on social media for self-validation

What’s the deal with Remeron making you blow up like a fat ass?

It's the worst. I couldn't stop stuffing my face.

What are some good movies to watch when alone?

I like rom coms, fantasy, thrillers and documentaries on supernatural, aliens etc. No porn suggestions pls I am looking for actual movies I can enjoy while I am having a stay home day without the family.

What have you accidentally seen by seeing into someone's home through the window?

This girl stepping out of the shower...

What's are the best exclamation words like Bazinga or Caramba?

Yoinks

Who is a completely flawless fictional character?

Bugs bunny.

What was your best idea to get revenge on someone?

do better than you did yesterday tbh, they hated seeing me be happy after having a bad impact in my life

People alive on June 4th-1989, what was your reaction when absolutely nothing happened?

My dog died on that day. Thanks asshole. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No he didn't, you cool.

What’s something people think is common but is actually pretty rare?

Common sense.

If you could only read one book in your entire life, which one would it be and why?

The dictionary. Every other book is just a reorganized version.

What is a good set of earbuds under $100?

The [Panasonic ErgoFit RP-HJE120K](https://www.amazon.com/Headphones-Microphone-Controller-Compatible-Blackberry/dp/B003EM8008/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=panasonic%2Bergofit%2Bearbuds&qid=1609538941&sprefix=panasonic%2Ber&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1). They cost less than $15, sound great, fit well, and are tough as hell. Also if you lose them or break them, you won't feel bad because they're dirt cheap.

What is the weirdest thing you've ever search on Google. What did you find out from it?

Was researching old videos of explosion on bikini island, needed to do a project on nuclear testing. All I got was a bunch of black and white photos of women in bikinis...

how can someone provide you value for healing and happiness?

Nice try A.I. But you still don't quite sound human.

People who try and mess with other people online without being notice. If you are trying to hide, why do you make it obvious to be seen. Doesn't that defeat your plan?

What? People bully other people online for two reasons: 1. Because they can hide behind a computer screen 2. Because they’re losers.