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Why did you brake up with her/him/them?	Things were just going too fast.
What’s your best “I love you, you love me” Barney the Purple Dinosaur parody?	I hate you You hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With some Bowie knifes and a machine gun Nobody will care because it’s fun The classic. Kids sang it at my school all the time
How hot is the water that you use when you shower ?	Skin peeling hot
You're given the task of predicting the phobias that'll arise in the year 3000, what are some of them?	Fear of people who eat meat.
What research if any has been done to make lasers arc rather than go in straight lines?	aaah yees the black hole in your pocket magnet bending light.
How do you even get a girlfriend?	As a lady who’s married to a guy, I’ll tell you this. It’s easy. You like a lady, you ask her on a date. If she’s interested, she’ll say yes, the date goes well, you ask her to be your girlfriend, she says yes. That’s it! If the lady doesn’t like you, she’ll say no, you move on gracefully and wait for the next lady you like and try again. Most ladies don’t care about pick up lines or looking good or money or muscle cars etc etc. we like honestly and basic respect. Edit: since this has come up a bit and someone has made a good point, I’ll add this note. Your first real relationship needs to be with you. Take care of yourself and once you’re more happy within yourself, a possible rejection won’t hurt so bad, cause you don’t need someone else to make you happy. You’ll already have your awesome self! So go be awesome!! Everyone’s awesome in their own way. Hell, my “special thing about me” is telling really really really bad dad/mum jokes. Really bad. And then of course laughing my head off at my hilarious joke! The more painful it is for the other person to hear, the better. But not offensive, just bad.
People who post blurry photos on Facebook marketplace/ gumtree... why?	Not even someone who does this, just came here to say fuck those people
What is a movie you went into expecting to be horrible but ended up really liking?	Patriots day. Wasn't expecting much from another Wahlberg movie. But at the end it was quite a bit better than i expected. Espcially since you have marky mark playing the only role he should play, a boston cop.
What's with the internet trend attempting to label each person?	Humans, by nature, try to mentally put things in categories in order to aid in our understanding of said things. Whether that's apples and oranges, rich people and poor people, rain and snow, we will always subconsciously try to categorize what we see to make sense of what we are seeing.
what are the aliens doing here?	acting like Humans 🥸
You find out that you can only have sex one more time, and it’ll be the only sexual experience of your entire life that you will ever remember. How would you make it memorable?	I mean...if I am that forgetful it should be in public so people can remind me.
What's a random/very specific rule about life that you learned the hard way?	You need money to make money
For those who hate their career/job: How do you cope?	Money, car & good future prospects
What online stranger you met whose story you can't forget?	Today you, tomorrow me
When is it too late to respond to a message you've recived and set aside for later but forgot about so it's now awkward to open?	Well if you haven’t opened it, it’s not awkward, but if you have and didn’t choose to respond do it, you’re fucked. But if I were you, I just wouldn’t respond ever lol.
if you were an animal which one would you want to be ? Why ?	Human, it's just so nice to be a human.
RIP Flash. What was your favorite Flash game?	It isn't dead yet.
Which type of vampire seems more real between the way they are portrayed in the Twilight movies vs. The Vampire Diaries and why? No spoilers. This is strictly about the “mechanics” of the vampires. ?	I still prefer the zombies that are born from a stone mask, rather than the other types
What trait that feels like a superpower?	Having a very good memory to the point where on test where I have to memorize stuff like in history I pass with no effort
What’s your cure-all for societies ailments?	be kind and mind your own business
What is one thing you hate when you go to other peoples house?	I hate asking them for their food. Makes me feel like kind of a douche.
[Serious] How to Search For a Missing Elderly Person that has Dementia?	contact the police to begin with
It's the year 3000, what are some archaic things from the 2000s you cannot believe?	Chemotherapy By then there will be a more effective, quicker, and less painful treatment for cancer with less side effects
What was your best date like?	Not a lot of talking, just cozy moments. We were comfortable with uncomfortable silences. We didn't actually chat much before the date either, but it saves the interesting questions to be answered on the date.
People who have sued for medical malpractice, what happened?	I read about a story where someone did CPR on someone and saved their lives but then got sued. It’s
What to do with stale last end of 15 Spicy Nacho Dorritos bags?	Bread chicken tenders, or top a casserole/ Mac and cheese
It's the year 3000, what do you think your mundane daily grind looks like?	Consumption of animals is forbidden. Artificial intelligence thinks on your behalf. No one owns a house or a car. Everyone in the world can communicate in realtime without speaking.
What duplicitous practice do you think a big company is engaging in, but you can’t prove it?	Mattress stores and money laundering, if u think about it, no one goes in them, people only buy a new mattress rarely, and they turn a profit. It’s money laundering
Congrats on the new job! You’re hired to track the most insignificant stats for the entire year. What do you track?	How many times people use google. Not what they search, only how many times it is used.
What things would have to happen to turn you into a raging psychopath?	All it takes is one really bad day
What is your favorite music genre?	Late 90 early 2000s rock like limp bizkit green day ozzy osbourne alter bridge linkin park
What would you think of you saw a woman you know go from a normal weight to really skinny within the span of a few months?	Eating disorder tbh but maybe she’s just working out ya know
People who have a ps5 or XBOX series X. How did you get one without dealing with scalpers?	I work for a supermarket and got my name put in a hat for a chance to win 1 of 5 and worked a lot of over time so said you best make sure I win one and I did! Wasn't even for me it was for my son!
( seriuos ) How are you really ?	I'm actually doing really fucking great! The first 6 hours of 2021 were the happiest I've been since 2019
You’ve been duplicated! No one can tell you apart from your clone! How do you prove that you’re the real you?	I wouldn't. My other self and I would figure out a way to monetize the situation.
Why are you happy?	Because of my cat :)
What wouldn’t you do for a Klondike bar?	Pay or inconvenience myself
[serious] How do you cope with soul crushing loneliness?	agree with video games. Find ones that are chill and your type. For me I could drive for endless hours.
It's the year 3000, humanity's biggest crisis is that they still have to poop, the last disgusting habit left. How would you solve this before the year 3021?	Give everyone repeated laxatives until they are unable to shit ever again from the trauma
Has any of you guys have had a Covid vaccine? If yes, which make, when, and what is your experience so far?	Not yet, NZ isn't going to be vaccinating for another few months.
Whose death has had the most postive effect on history or your personal life? Why/How?	Arnold Von Winkelried. What a hero
How are you going to win at life?	Survive
What replaces ramen in the year 3000?	rawomen
What is something that you wish would stop growing?	The pain!
What’s something that feels gay and homophobic at the same time?	Republican politicians caught in gay sex scandals https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Foley_scandal
What are some things that people should do every single day?	Drink water. Seriously. Drink water.
What's something you can't get used to?	Taking it in the butt
What was your favorite memory involving your neighbors?	New year's eve, a few years ago. We had fondue and listened to records. A fun, low key party where I met some neat people.
How is Australia’s min wage working in terms of inflation, businesses, people’s lives?	¡sooɹɐƃuɐʞ ɐɯ pǝǝɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ǝʞɐɯ ʎlǝɹɐq I ¡ǝʇɐɯ ollǝH
Where do you think all your piss, cum and shit will go when you die?	Out the holes. Not the cum though. That’s not held inside by constructed sphincters. That’s how it leaves.
According to Spotify, AKB48 have their own genre. What other artist do you think should be considered their own genre?	Yoko ono
What was the first thing you did as soon Corona was gone at midnight?	A big line of coke
How do you know if a guy is in love with you without directly asking him?	Stockholm syndrome
(Serious) Why are you depressed?	I have yet to meet somebody that was as infatuated with me as I them. Most relationships have been a bust.
Those of you who have encountered ghosts, what was that like?	Tried to pretend strange noises were from a ghost and not an overactive imagination. It wasn't a ghost.
What had you almost or fully convinced that ghosts are real?	We've joked for a few years that a creepy crib mobile that my mom gave us brought a poltergeist into our house. Currently getting ready to list and was talking to my wife on the phone and she off handedly said "and hopefully we leave the poltergeist here and it doesn't follow us to our new place". At which point my little Alexa thing in the kitchen turned on, on its own. On a country song. And the first lyrics that played were "wherever you go, I'm gonna be there".
What is the reason why fornication and debauchery aren't seen or treated as the immoral acts which they actually are?	What century are you living in?
what will the end of the world look like?	2021
What misunderstandings could occur from a random eye twitch?	A girl bends over to pick up a pencil then she thinks you're winking at her.
People who were kidnapped as kids but found and returned what has it effected family life since? How do you think your family may/ would have been different if it never happened?	I was kidnapped when I was 3 and didn't see my family again till 7. I know how hard it has some times been for me and my family even all these years later. Growing up it effected so much and I still have some family problems because of it. So I was wondering what life has been like since for others who have been stolen too.. What are some ups and downs you have noticed? What helped? How do you think life would have been different? Do you ever feel guilty even though it wasn't your fault? How did your family react?
What is the biggest “record scratch” moment you’ve ever witnessed?	Listening to a DJ
Has anyone here been blind temporarily and could describe what it’s like to see like a blind person?	I was 6 when I was in the Dead Sea and some salty water fell in my eyes. My parents told me It was 2 hours but It felt like 2 days.
When you use your finger to get earwax out which finger do you normally use? And why is it the superior finger?	Pinky, smallest one. Also sometimes use the pointer finger
What is your favorite music video?	The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
(Serious) How are you doing right now?	Bit lonely but alright
What’s the appeal of always having a toothpick in your mouth?	It's like constantly having a tiny penis to suck on.
People who have secrets that could ruin their life if they were revealed, what are they and how did that happen?	Good try Dad
What is the most overused line in a movie?	What are you doing, stepbro?!
What series/movie do you think has the most realistic zombies?	Shawn Of The Dead
Without mentioning the name, How would you describe the plot of your favourite video game?	I was promised cake if I solved puzzles. I solved the puzzles. The cake was a lie.
What event led to that feeling of impending doom in your chest?	One time I fell upside down off a bridge with a rucksack on. The 60lb ruck forced my head and torso underwater while my legs flailed like a madman. My heart had that sinking feeling and I thought this is it I’m fucked. When I finally got right side up I couldn’t stop screaming obscenities for almost a minute. Might have been the closest I’ve ever been to dying.
One day you wake up and find that all other human being had dissapeared from the Earth, what do you do?	Have a wank
Without writing its name, how would you best describe your favorite pokemon?	FAT
What was the most important thing you said no for?	investing $50k in a failed company
If you could choose one TV series to be neverending and you have to watch it, which series would you choose?	Breaking Bad ;)
Have you ever laughed at a little kid or your own child after they were being a complete asshole to you or some else and then they hurt themselves? Like they trip and fall or something light that wouldn't hurt them too bad but they cry like they're gonna die from it. If so what's the story?	My friend's kid was being a little asshole at six flags and I watched him walk into a pole. I could have stopped it. I did not.
[serious] What is the reason why people treat fornication and debauchery not as immoral acts anymore, which they objectively are?	Morality or objectivity, choose one.
What’s your favorite unique derogatory word to call someone you hate ?	Assbutt
What if the reason no one is coming from the future to stop you from doing something is because there is no future?	I think you answered your own question
What are some normal human things that you believe have been unfairly villainized? Why?	Sex and sexuality
If you had command of the Death Star and it was orbiting above the earth, what demands would you make to refrain from firing it?	I would demand MMA matches between various politicans of my choice. No match, here comes the big laser beam!
What do farm girls experiment with? Corn and cucumbers?	Or horses😅
If you were a time traveler going to ancient greece, and you could only pick 1 website to save and show them, which one would it be?	Pornhub
Do you like chocolate? Why or why not? If so, what kind?	Yes, it's delicious, and dark chocolate is best chocolate.
What's the best way to respond to a compliment?	Thank you. It's that simple really.
What are some weird/uncommon condition/s you have? How did you/your doctor realize you have said condition/s?	I've had several I have had a weird placenta condition called velamentous insertion.. My obgyn doctor had never seen it and called her mentor and asked what to do. I got this ear condition called PET. It's from losing weight in the fat cells in your ears lol. Weird right? Sphenoid sinus infection is rare. I got that luckily I got it treated right away. I diagnosed the last 2 myself cause I'm obsessed with research and watched all the Diagnosis X shows. Doctors confirmed, my ear doctor was impressed haha .
What was the biggest "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that" moment in your life?	When my dad was drunk, I got up to get some water, I saw him using the washing machine as a toilet, I was 10 when this happened and luckily he didn’t see me
What is your “rosebud”?	It was a sled I once had
you're immortal for the next 24 hours. what do you do?	About as little as I always do.
[Serious] If gals are weak and their punches feel like pillows, how can guys be abused?	Physical abuse ain't the only type of abuse and also you know that pinching and scratching still exists? Also the ability to use items as weapons
What logical sentences can you make only used the suggestions on your keyboard?	the only thing I have to say is that I am human garbage
If time travel was possible: Why would/wouldn't you do it and what would be the first thing you'd use it for?	I believe we time travel when we dream (the DMT release)
What are you super hyped about at the moment?	Getting a damn Emulator to work
What is your most traumatizing/disturbing memory you hold?	I once had chicken wings at a pizza hut outlet.
What ‘unsolved mystery’ do you desperately want to be answered?	Malaysian Airlines Flight 350
beginnings are very hard , how can a relationship be started from the middle ?	I suppose if you're friends for a while before the relationship starts that can make it easier.
What is the best book you‘ve ever read?	The one with the bigger pictures 😂🤣
For people who don't meditate how are you self-aware?	LSD and Mushrooms
What are some remedies to help taste food again?	Dus you burn your tongue? Tip: you actually taste less when something is really cold or really hot. Anything that had to be eaten or drunk in such a condition probably tastes like crap. Try eating or drinking the things you enjoy closer to room temperature.
What do you wish had happened differently in history?	I mean, it'd probably be cool if slavery never happened

Why did you brake up with her/him/them?

Things were just going too fast.

What’s your best “I love you, you love me” Barney the Purple Dinosaur parody?

I hate you You hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With some Bowie knifes and a machine gun Nobody will care because it’s fun The classic. Kids sang it at my school all the time

How hot is the water that you use when you shower ?

Skin peeling hot

You're given the task of predicting the phobias that'll arise in the year 3000, what are some of them?

Fear of people who eat meat.

What research if any has been done to make lasers arc rather than go in straight lines?

aaah yees the black hole in your pocket magnet bending light.

How do you even get a girlfriend?

As a lady who’s married to a guy, I’ll tell you this. It’s easy. You like a lady, you ask her on a date. If she’s interested, she’ll say yes, the date goes well, you ask her to be your girlfriend, she says yes. That’s it! If the lady doesn’t like you, she’ll say no, you move on gracefully and wait for the next lady you like and try again. Most ladies don’t care about pick up lines or looking good or money or muscle cars etc etc. we like honestly and basic respect. Edit: since this has come up a bit and someone has made a good point, I’ll add this note. Your first real relationship needs to be with you. Take care of yourself and once you’re more happy within yourself, a possible rejection won’t hurt so bad, cause you don’t need someone else to make you happy. You’ll already have your awesome self! So go be awesome!! Everyone’s awesome in their own way. Hell, my “special thing about me” is telling really really really bad dad/mum jokes. Really bad. And then of course laughing my head off at my hilarious joke! The more painful it is for the other person to hear, the better. But not offensive, just bad.

People who post blurry photos on Facebook marketplace/ gumtree... why?

Not even someone who does this, just came here to say fuck those people

What is a movie you went into expecting to be horrible but ended up really liking?

Patriots day. Wasn't expecting much from another Wahlberg movie. But at the end it was quite a bit better than i expected. Espcially since you have marky mark playing the only role he should play, a boston cop.

What's with the internet trend attempting to label each person?

Humans, by nature, try to mentally put things in categories in order to aid in our understanding of said things. Whether that's apples and oranges, rich people and poor people, rain and snow, we will always subconsciously try to categorize what we see to make sense of what we are seeing.

what are the aliens doing here?

acting like Humans 🥸

You find out that you can only have sex one more time, and it’ll be the only sexual experience of your entire life that you will ever remember. How would you make it memorable?

I mean...if I am that forgetful it should be in public so people can remind me.

What's a random/very specific rule about life that you learned the hard way?

You need money to make money

For those who hate their career/job: How do you cope?

Money, car & good future prospects

What online stranger you met whose story you can't forget?

Today you, tomorrow me

When is it too late to respond to a message you've recived and set aside for later but forgot about so it's now awkward to open?

Well if you haven’t opened it, it’s not awkward, but if you have and didn’t choose to respond do it, you’re fucked. But if I were you, I just wouldn’t respond ever lol.

if you were an animal which one would you want to be ? Why ?

Human, it's just so nice to be a human.

RIP Flash. What was your favorite Flash game?

It isn't dead yet.

Which type of vampire seems more real between the way they are portrayed in the Twilight movies vs. The Vampire Diaries and why? No spoilers. This is strictly about the “mechanics” of the vampires. ?

I still prefer the zombies that are born from a stone mask, rather than the other types

What trait that feels like a superpower?

Having a very good memory to the point where on test where I have to memorize stuff like in history I pass with no effort

What’s your cure-all for societies ailments?

be kind and mind your own business

What is one thing you hate when you go to other peoples house?

I hate asking them for their food. Makes me feel like kind of a douche.

[Serious] How to Search For a Missing Elderly Person that has Dementia?

contact the police to begin with

It's the year 3000, what are some archaic things from the 2000s you cannot believe?

Chemotherapy By then there will be a more effective, quicker, and less painful treatment for cancer with less side effects

What was your best date like?

Not a lot of talking, just cozy moments. We were comfortable with uncomfortable silences. We didn't actually chat much before the date either, but it saves the interesting questions to be answered on the date.

People who have sued for medical malpractice, what happened?

I read about a story where someone did CPR on someone and saved their lives but then got sued. It’s

What to do with stale last end of 15 Spicy Nacho Dorritos bags?

Bread chicken tenders, or top a casserole/ Mac and cheese

It's the year 3000, what do you think your mundane daily grind looks like?

Consumption of animals is forbidden. Artificial intelligence thinks on your behalf. No one owns a house or a car. Everyone in the world can communicate in realtime without speaking.

What duplicitous practice do you think a big company is engaging in, but you can’t prove it?

Mattress stores and money laundering, if u think about it, no one goes in them, people only buy a new mattress rarely, and they turn a profit. It’s money laundering

Congrats on the new job! You’re hired to track the most insignificant stats for the entire year. What do you track?

How many times people use google. Not what they search, only how many times it is used.

What things would have to happen to turn you into a raging psychopath?

All it takes is one really bad day

What is your favorite music genre?

Late 90 early 2000s rock like limp bizkit green day ozzy osbourne alter bridge linkin park

What would you think of you saw a woman you know go from a normal weight to really skinny within the span of a few months?

Eating disorder tbh but maybe she’s just working out ya know

People who have a ps5 or XBOX series X. How did you get one without dealing with scalpers?

I work for a supermarket and got my name put in a hat for a chance to win 1 of 5 and worked a lot of over time so said you best make sure I win one and I did! Wasn't even for me it was for my son!

( seriuos ) How are you really ?

I'm actually doing really fucking great! The first 6 hours of 2021 were the happiest I've been since 2019

You’ve been duplicated! No one can tell you apart from your clone! How do you prove that you’re the real you?

I wouldn't. My other self and I would figure out a way to monetize the situation.

Why are you happy?

Because of my cat :)

What wouldn’t you do for a Klondike bar?

Pay or inconvenience myself

[serious] How do you cope with soul crushing loneliness?

agree with video games. Find ones that are chill and your type. For me I could drive for endless hours.

It's the year 3000, humanity's biggest crisis is that they still have to poop, the last disgusting habit left. How would you solve this before the year 3021?

Give everyone repeated laxatives until they are unable to shit ever again from the trauma

Has any of you guys have had a Covid vaccine? If yes, which make, when, and what is your experience so far?

Not yet, NZ isn't going to be vaccinating for another few months.

Whose death has had the most postive effect on history or your personal life? Why/How?

Arnold Von Winkelried. What a hero

How are you going to win at life?

Survive

What replaces ramen in the year 3000?

rawomen

What is something that you wish would stop growing?

The pain!

What’s something that feels gay and homophobic at the same time?

Republican politicians caught in gay sex scandals https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Foley_scandal

What are some things that people should do every single day?

Drink water. Seriously. Drink water.

What's something you can't get used to?

Taking it in the butt

What was your favorite memory involving your neighbors?

New year's eve, a few years ago. We had fondue and listened to records. A fun, low key party where I met some neat people.

How is Australia’s min wage working in terms of inflation, businesses, people’s lives?

¡sooɹɐƃuɐʞ ɐɯ pǝǝɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ǝʞɐɯ ʎlǝɹɐq I ¡ǝʇɐɯ ollǝH

Where do you think all your piss, cum and shit will go when you die?

Out the holes. Not the cum though. That’s not held inside by constructed sphincters. That’s how it leaves.

According to Spotify, AKB48 have their own genre. What other artist do you think should be considered their own genre?

Yoko ono

What was the first thing you did as soon Corona was gone at midnight?

A big line of coke

How do you know if a guy is in love with you without directly asking him?

Stockholm syndrome

(Serious) Why are you depressed?

I have yet to meet somebody that was as infatuated with me as I them. Most relationships have been a bust.

Those of you who have encountered ghosts, what was that like?

Tried to pretend strange noises were from a ghost and not an overactive imagination. It wasn't a ghost.

What had you almost or fully convinced that ghosts are real?

We've joked for a few years that a creepy crib mobile that my mom gave us brought a poltergeist into our house. Currently getting ready to list and was talking to my wife on the phone and she off handedly said "and hopefully we leave the poltergeist here and it doesn't follow us to our new place". At which point my little Alexa thing in the kitchen turned on, on its own. On a country song. And the first lyrics that played were "wherever you go, I'm gonna be there".

What is the reason why fornication and debauchery aren't seen or treated as the immoral acts which they actually are?

What century are you living in?

what will the end of the world look like?

2021

What misunderstandings could occur from a random eye twitch?

A girl bends over to pick up a pencil then she thinks you're winking at her.

People who were kidnapped as kids but found and returned what has it effected family life since? How do you think your family may/ would have been different if it never happened?

I was kidnapped when I was 3 and didn't see my family again till 7. I know how hard it has some times been for me and my family even all these years later. Growing up it effected so much and I still have some family problems because of it. So I was wondering what life has been like since for others who have been stolen too.. What are some ups and downs you have noticed? What helped? How do you think life would have been different? Do you ever feel guilty even though it wasn't your fault? How did your family react?

What is the biggest “record scratch” moment you’ve ever witnessed?

Listening to a DJ

Has anyone here been blind temporarily and could describe what it’s like to see like a blind person?

I was 6 when I was in the Dead Sea and some salty water fell in my eyes. My parents told me It was 2 hours but It felt like 2 days.

When you use your finger to get earwax out which finger do you normally use? And why is it the superior finger?

Pinky, smallest one. Also sometimes use the pointer finger

What is your favorite music video?

The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up

(Serious) How are you doing right now?

Bit lonely but alright

What’s the appeal of always having a toothpick in your mouth?

It's like constantly having a tiny penis to suck on.

People who have secrets that could ruin their life if they were revealed, what are they and how did that happen?

Good try Dad

What is the most overused line in a movie?

What are you doing, stepbro?!

What series/movie do you think has the most realistic zombies?

Shawn Of The Dead

Without mentioning the name, How would you describe the plot of your favourite video game?

I was promised cake if I solved puzzles. I solved the puzzles. The cake was a lie.

What event led to that feeling of impending doom in your chest?

One time I fell upside down off a bridge with a rucksack on. The 60lb ruck forced my head and torso underwater while my legs flailed like a madman. My heart had that sinking feeling and I thought this is it I’m fucked. When I finally got right side up I couldn’t stop screaming obscenities for almost a minute. Might have been the closest I’ve ever been to dying.

One day you wake up and find that all other human being had dissapeared from the Earth, what do you do?

Have a wank

Without writing its name, how would you best describe your favorite pokemon?

FAT

What was the most important thing you said no for?

investing $50k in a failed company

If you could choose one TV series to be neverending and you have to watch it, which series would you choose?

Breaking Bad ;)

Have you ever laughed at a little kid or your own child after they were being a complete asshole to you or some else and then they hurt themselves? Like they trip and fall or something light that wouldn't hurt them too bad but they cry like they're gonna die from it. If so what's the story?

My friend's kid was being a little asshole at six flags and I watched him walk into a pole. I could have stopped it. I did not.

[serious] What is the reason why people treat fornication and debauchery not as immoral acts anymore, which they objectively are?

Morality or objectivity, choose one.

What’s your favorite unique derogatory word to call someone you hate ?

Assbutt

What if the reason no one is coming from the future to stop you from doing something is because there is no future?

I think you answered your own question

What are some normal human things that you believe have been unfairly villainized? Why?

Sex and sexuality

If you had command of the Death Star and it was orbiting above the earth, what demands would you make to refrain from firing it?

I would demand MMA matches between various politicans of my choice. No match, here comes the big laser beam!

What do farm girls experiment with? Corn and cucumbers?

Or horses😅

If you were a time traveler going to ancient greece, and you could only pick 1 website to save and show them, which one would it be?

Pornhub

Do you like chocolate? Why or why not? If so, what kind?

Yes, it's delicious, and dark chocolate is best chocolate.

What's the best way to respond to a compliment?

Thank you. It's that simple really.

What are some weird/uncommon condition/s you have? How did you/your doctor realize you have said condition/s?

I've had several I have had a weird placenta condition called velamentous insertion.. My obgyn doctor had never seen it and called her mentor and asked what to do. I got this ear condition called PET. It's from losing weight in the fat cells in your ears lol. Weird right? Sphenoid sinus infection is rare. I got that luckily I got it treated right away. I diagnosed the last 2 myself cause I'm obsessed with research and watched all the Diagnosis X shows. Doctors confirmed, my ear doctor was impressed haha .

What was the biggest "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that" moment in your life?

When my dad was drunk, I got up to get some water, I saw him using the washing machine as a toilet, I was 10 when this happened and luckily he didn’t see me

What is your “rosebud”?

It was a sled I once had

you're immortal for the next 24 hours. what do you do?

About as little as I always do.

[Serious] If gals are weak and their punches feel like pillows, how can guys be abused?

Physical abuse ain't the only type of abuse and also you know that pinching and scratching still exists? Also the ability to use items as weapons

What logical sentences can you make only used the suggestions on your keyboard?

the only thing I have to say is that I am human garbage

If time travel was possible: Why would/wouldn't you do it and what would be the first thing you'd use it for?

I believe we time travel when we dream (the DMT release)

What are you super hyped about at the moment?

Getting a damn Emulator to work

What is your most traumatizing/disturbing memory you hold?

I once had chicken wings at a pizza hut outlet.

What ‘unsolved mystery’ do you desperately want to be answered?

Malaysian Airlines Flight 350

beginnings are very hard , how can a relationship be started from the middle ?

I suppose if you're friends for a while before the relationship starts that can make it easier.

What is the best book you‘ve ever read?

The one with the bigger pictures 😂🤣

For people who don't meditate how are you self-aware?

LSD and Mushrooms

What are some remedies to help taste food again?

Dus you burn your tongue? Tip: you actually taste less when something is really cold or really hot. Anything that had to be eaten or drunk in such a condition probably tastes like crap. Try eating or drinking the things you enjoy closer to room temperature.

What do you wish had happened differently in history?

I mean, it'd probably be cool if slavery never happened