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What are some weird things you’ve heard people say makes a child gay?	"Being gay is hereditary" wtf
What’s the worst place you ever had uncontrollable diarrhea?	At a bullfighting arena in mexico city. They took all of the toilet seats off the toilets there so nobody could weaponize them.
What was your 2020’s final unexpected surprise?	For myself a small fire at my workplace caused by yours truly. Somehow it made so much sense. Haha
How does it feel to chew 5 gum?	it feels like a joke from 2009
what is your favorite movie quote?	“There are no accidents” -Master Oogway
What was your first experience with alcohol/drugs?	I can't remember cause of the drugs and alcohol
Whats the worst gift you have ever received?	My dad got me a shed for my tenth birthday
Without saying the name, what is your favourite colour?	I'll stop loving this one when they invent a darker one.
What video game has the best soundtrack?	My favorite is undertale
People who post pictures of food they are about eat - why do you do that?	I take other people's photos of food and post them as my own so people don't understand I'm starving.
What’s the most messed up double standard?	Politicians downplaying Covid-19 cutting in line for the vaccine. They are also the same ones that claim vaccines don't work.
Lawyers who represented themselves in court, what's your story?	I heard actually heard this saying the other day, "no good lawyer represents themself."
What's are some amazing lesser known tv shows worth watching?	Letterkenny?? I don’t know how many people actually know about it. It is on Hulu last I watched
What's an amazing short documentary in your opinion?	The Longshot.
What is your best mix-up with an online order where you MAJORLY scored?	Not online, but when I bought my TV the charge somehow never went onto my card but had approved on the receipt. Saved $1500.
If you had Covid, what were your symptoms?	Cough. Exhaustion. Body ache. Headache. Other cold/flu symptoms. Sore throat. Loss of taste and smell. Etc.
People who have orgasmed in a public area, how did it happen? Why did it happen?	Adult movie theater. Getting a bj from my gf while dudes watched.
What’s your favorite “let that sink in” fun fact?	Hawaii has an INTERSTATE highway
What changed your life?	Nofap - - - > More energy - - - > Working out. Im just starting to see the improvements!
What’s a little-known band you wish a lot more people knew about?	Not a band, but bill wurtz’s music in general
What is your normal body temperature when taken with a thermometer?	96.2-97.1F. Always in that range, both at home and when taken at a doctors office. Usually towards the lower end of that range. Did get a reading at home at 98.something when I wasn't feeling well about 6 weeks ago, so that was a first.
What are some of the best underrated movies that everyone should watch?	The Abyss Edit: thought it said underwater movies everyone should watch.
When your feeling down what music do you prefer to listen too? Sad music to make you sadder or happy music to lift your mood?	I don’t think sad music makes me feel sadder, more so that it’s a sort of negative emotion sink I can just put those feelings into.
If you could have any car you wanted, what would it be?	A 1932 Duesenberg SJ
What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?	My dick
Women, what do you want to hear from men when they open up to you? What do you not want to hear?	Don’t worry about what she does and doesn’t want to hear. You need to share what you want to share, and how she reacts is an indicator of how she cares for you.
What is your guilty pleasure movie or TV show?	Twilight. Its awkward and cringy at times but it just makes me feel nostalgic
What is the worst thing to say to a newly engaged couple?	Why didn’t you tell me you were leaving me
What is one childhood memory that you remember especially well?	A guy drinking straight out of a milk carton on tv when i was probably less than 5. Idk why.
If home is where the heart is, where is yours?	R(h)ome.
People who have masterbated in class, why?	I was new to the game and didn’t know what the boundaries are
What is your 1 in a Million Story?	Ended up next door to a childhood friend of mine in University. Thing is I haven't seen her in 10 years, she moved to Argentina while I moved to Italy from Ukraine.
If you could hang out with anyone for a day (dead or alive), who would you chose and why?	Bob Ross, the man knows how to relax the sense & if im not mistaken the meaning of true happiness!!
If Darth Sidious had built the clone army from Guy Fieri’s DNA instead of Jango Fett’s, how would the Clone Wars have gone differently?	Finally, a weapon to surpass metal gear.
Without saying the amount of money you have, how would you describe the type of crisis you and your savings could survive?	Stubbing my toe on the coffee table. That is if my toe doesn’t break
Without mentioning the name, being as vague as possible, How would you describe the plot of a video game?	hololo hololo... hololo hololo...
If you want to roast your favorite cartoon character, what would you say?	I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people like me. Ha! If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago.
What is your favourite letter of the alphabet and why?	"R" Being a part time Pirate, it is handy. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Matey"
When you lost your virginity did you use protection? If yes, what kind? If no, why not?	To be fair I can't remember, was so drunk that night.
What character was the most annoying of any movie?	Jar Jar Binx
You come home to find tour wife cheating on your with a clone of you. What do you do?	Join
You are able to send a short message to people from 500 years ago. What is that message?	Don't eat bats
Your mom walks in on you having sex with your username, your username is her reaction. What’s her reaction? Why?	Her reaction is my username, because that's the premise of the question.
What is something safe for work but not safe for kids?	Electric Arc Furnaces full of molten steel.
Think of a celebrity who died before the social media boom. How do you imagine their online presence?	Jimmy Hendrix would enjoy posting intermittent throwbacks plus new his new projects. I reckon he wouldn't have stopped on his passions until his natural end. I feel Kurt Cobain would've portrayed his social media presecence external to his life successes, such as posting artsy pictures of things he liked the look of and stayed humble to his peaks.
What's the most terryfying fictional character?	Pretty much every Lovecraft monster
You can choose one aspect of your life to be just like in the movies. What will it be and what do you think it will look like?	Insert porn comments now
What did you take for granted before you lost it?	childhood innocence and energy
What is an expression from your country that would sound weird if it was translated in english?	In Spanish there are many false cognates (words that sound like they’d have English counterparts)... the verbs “asistir” and “atender” both sound like “assist” and “attend”. But they actually mean the opposite. “Asistir” means to attend an event, and “atender” means to assist someone. The absolute best false cognate is when non-native Spanish speakers try to follow that cognate rule and say “estoy embarazada” thinking it means “I’m embarrassed” But the actual translation is “I’m pregnant” 😂
What would you do if you could choose a different career?	I think I’d want to be a national park ranger. Get to be outdoors in a gorgeous location and barely have to talk to people.
Have you ever been fired from a job? What happened?	Countless times: \- During a dishwashing job for dropping a pile of plates (wasn't my fault, it was stacked up poorly out of my sight). \- First job at a small audit firm: I was send alone to the client on my first day when I didn't have a clew what was expected from me. \- Second job: Was mostly working in a tight team that was handeling some high profile clients. Got fired since the other teams thought I wasn't progressing fast enough. My boss actually defended me and reversed my termination. \- Third job: Got burned out at the beginning of 2020 (difficulties with my relationship and COVID happened). I lost the trust of my coworkers and wasn't planned in. Because of this, I've been falling behind even more with my progress. I recently took a severange package and switched to a different job again.
What is something you will never buy second hand or used?	Dildos, not doing the same mistake again.
If you can freeze time for 30 seconds when would you use it and what would you do?	When bullied pause time and run away lmao
What’s the most polite way to say “I’m not interested” after having sex?	So how much do i owe you ?
If you discovered the earth is not round or flat, but an anime girl, what you would do?	Cum
What is the craziest thing your ex has done?	Swung at me while I was doing 70mph on the highway. I said “you’re gonna make me crash calm down” and she said “I don’t care about my life anymore if I die you can die with me”
What part of your body would you be willing to sell for $1,000,000?	My body fat!
How will you describe the color orange to a blind person?	It is warm
What’s one of the biggest things you have missed out on because of rona?	A friend died unexpectedly in November. Not only did I get robbed of my short time with him due to social distancing, he did not have a funeral.
If you could immigrate to any country immediately and without cost, what country and why?	Canada for the weed and healthcare
Where can recuirt people for a free tutoring business?	Free tutoring for spelling?
What exactly is meditation?	Being still, breathing, and thinking about nothing
If You Had A Dinosaur As A Pet, What Type of Dinosaur and Name Would Pick?	I'd want a Dimetrodon, and I'd name him Frank. They're so cool
those who found out that the man raising them wasn't their biological father what happened?	A downward spiral. It would have been so much easier not living a lie.
What was the most embarrassing thing you did at a party?	At a high school party I was doing chin-ups while drunk and farted, when I tried to lift my legs over, in the direction of all the girls I was trying to impress. The night ended there.
People who actually wound up dating their long time crush, how did it turn out?	I married that mother fucker 🤠
What is your personal "this is why I hate the police" moment?	I had a policeman save my life. Talk about a loaded question.
What are some softwares to master that can help you get a job in the future?	Excel. Really a lot of reports, analyses and task lists are done as Excel spreadsheets. Get good with it.
What's the biggest fuck up you've done that you didn't realize until later?	Nothing like realizing there were girls into you and you were to dense to see it.
What are the best truth or dare questions?	"I dare you to go home"
We know kids can learn to use devices quickly. Nowadays, they are good at gadgets. When we were children (1990s), we were better at digital cameras than our parents. What are some devices that were novel in 1960-1970's?	touch tone phone, cassette players
How high is your pain tolerance, and can you give an example?	I mean shit usually hurts but I am pretty good at not reacting to it too much lol
What’s a subject your family doesn’t want to talk about?	I don't want to talk about it
What are some common misconceptions about your country?	That it’s a democracy. - America
What two celebrities would make for the most entertaining death match?	Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein
What is your greatest fear?	Clowns. I hate them.
If “Black Power” and “White Power” were actual forms of harnessable energy, what would they be used for?	One would be used to turn lights on and the other to turn them off
This might be different for everyone but why’s it that when you rub your cheek softly you can hear a deep “rumbling” sound in your ear?	If I rub my neck by my ear I hear that.
Which musician do you think would make the best teacher?	Weird Al Yankovic
What character, in any movie/show, had the least satisfying death and how would you fix it?	Admiral Gial Ackbar It would have been better if he did the kamikazee instead of Holdo
What is the closest you have gotten to breaking the law without actually breaking it?	nice try FBI man
In order to save your life you have to do a one-way time travel to year 1920 or year 2120 and you can’t take anything other than the clothing you are wearing right now. What year would you choose and why?	2120 because I'm not white
What smell do you like that others would find gross?	Gasoline
Food people - What is a dish or recipe that seems tough but the unskilled should be able to complete?	Chocolatemousse. If you can follow simple instructions its not that hard.
What have you accomplished this year?	Not much, since the year literally just started.
What’s the most painful thing to have happened to you?	Surgery without any numbing or medicine. I had an infected lymph node in my hip area pretty much a huge hard zit inside my body causing me pretty bad pain the only way to fix it was to cut it the surgeon just had me lay on a table my father hold me down sanitized me and went to cutting and flushing with super cold water from a syringe it was deep and i saw color spots flashing after they did what they did (i dont know other than the cutting) they packed about a foot of thin gauze strip in the hole and i had to pull it out feeling it tug inside my hip/leg i was shown an inch and was shocked how much i really had to pull out.
What was your worst Christmas gift this year?	This is so weird – the very kind lady over the road got me a expensive hamper with amazing food in it. Thing is, every single item had something that I cannot eat, sugar or gluten or dairy. She wasn’t to know of course, but it was heartbreaking having this amazing hamper full of food that I’m going to have to give away!
Who is the best “Fictional Villain”?	The Joker, obviously
if you ever got reanimated 1000y after your death whats the first thing you do ?	Check my pockets. I don't think I finished that doughnut.
What’s the greediest thing a family member has done?	I haven’t seen her in years, but I heard my mom married a convicted felon who is still incarcerated because he sued and got a lot of money. The dude is also just an absolute burnable piece of garbage too.
What are some good albums that have awful album covers?	Nirvana - Nevermind. Some great songs on there, but I could really do without the baby with his dick out on the cover
What's a humanitarian crisis that isn't getting enough publicity?	China
How is your day going?	Well i didn't die today! So its been better than most!
[Serious]What's the most sad you've ever been in your life?	having a miscarriage, its very very wierd kind of hurting. youre mourning and broken inside yet its over something you have had no time to love. it threw me into a state of anxiety for several years. its one of the very few things that can't propperly be put into words, you either know or you dont.
[Serious] Why guys call themselves gals, when their chr0m0s0mes are X,Y. not X,X?	Why not?
Where do you want to travel when the pandemic is over?	China
What’s one of the most fascinating, morbid social experiments in history?	Russian Sleep Experiment, Genuinely Fucked Up
What was your most embarrassing “I wasn’t talking to you” moment?	I offered to get some groceries for a friend, and while making her list she asked if I was allergic to flowers. I laughed and said she didn't need to get me any, but it was SUCH a sweet gesture! She said "no, they're for me." Just one of many of these little moments make up my entire existence.
What is something that wasn’t as great when you saw it in person?	Mt. Rushmore. What a joke of an attraction.
Which fast food mascot would you least trust to watch your children and why?	I mean, Wendy seems alright.

What are some weird things you’ve heard people say makes a child gay?

"Being gay is hereditary" wtf

What’s the worst place you ever had uncontrollable diarrhea?

At a bullfighting arena in mexico city. They took all of the toilet seats off the toilets there so nobody could weaponize them.

What was your 2020’s final unexpected surprise?

For myself a small fire at my workplace caused by yours truly. Somehow it made so much sense. Haha

How does it feel to chew 5 gum?

it feels like a joke from 2009

what is your favorite movie quote?

“There are no accidents” -Master Oogway

What was your first experience with alcohol/drugs?

I can't remember cause of the drugs and alcohol

Whats the worst gift you have ever received?

My dad got me a shed for my tenth birthday

Without saying the name, what is your favourite colour?

I'll stop loving this one when they invent a darker one.

What video game has the best soundtrack?

My favorite is undertale

People who post pictures of food they are about eat - why do you do that?

I take other people's photos of food and post them as my own so people don't understand I'm starving.

What’s the most messed up double standard?

Politicians downplaying Covid-19 cutting in line for the vaccine. They are also the same ones that claim vaccines don't work.

Lawyers who represented themselves in court, what's your story?

I heard actually heard this saying the other day, "no good lawyer represents themself."

What's are some amazing lesser known tv shows worth watching?

Letterkenny?? I don’t know how many people actually know about it. It is on Hulu last I watched

What's an amazing short documentary in your opinion?

The Longshot.

What is your best mix-up with an online order where you MAJORLY scored?

Not online, but when I bought my TV the charge somehow never went onto my card but had approved on the receipt. Saved $1500.

If you had Covid, what were your symptoms?

Cough. Exhaustion. Body ache. Headache. Other cold/flu symptoms. Sore throat. Loss of taste and smell. Etc.

People who have orgasmed in a public area, how did it happen? Why did it happen?

Adult movie theater. Getting a bj from my gf while dudes watched.

What’s your favorite “let that sink in” fun fact?

Hawaii has an INTERSTATE highway

What changed your life?

Nofap - - - > More energy - - - > Working out. Im just starting to see the improvements!

What’s a little-known band you wish a lot more people knew about?

Not a band, but bill wurtz’s music in general

What is your normal body temperature when taken with a thermometer?

96.2-97.1F. Always in that range, both at home and when taken at a doctors office. Usually towards the lower end of that range. Did get a reading at home at 98.something when I wasn't feeling well about 6 weeks ago, so that was a first.

What are some of the best underrated movies that everyone should watch?

The Abyss Edit: thought it said underwater movies everyone should watch.

When your feeling down what music do you prefer to listen too? Sad music to make you sadder or happy music to lift your mood?

I don’t think sad music makes me feel sadder, more so that it’s a sort of negative emotion sink I can just put those feelings into.

If you could have any car you wanted, what would it be?

A 1932 Duesenberg SJ

What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?

My dick

Women, what do you want to hear from men when they open up to you? What do you not want to hear?

Don’t worry about what she does and doesn’t want to hear. You need to share what you want to share, and how she reacts is an indicator of how she cares for you.

What is your guilty pleasure movie or TV show?

Twilight. Its awkward and cringy at times but it just makes me feel nostalgic

What is the worst thing to say to a newly engaged couple?

Why didn’t you tell me you were leaving me

What is one childhood memory that you remember especially well?

A guy drinking straight out of a milk carton on tv when i was probably less than 5. Idk why.

If home is where the heart is, where is yours?

R(h)ome.

People who have masterbated in class, why?

I was new to the game and didn’t know what the boundaries are

What is your 1 in a Million Story?

Ended up next door to a childhood friend of mine in University. Thing is I haven't seen her in 10 years, she moved to Argentina while I moved to Italy from Ukraine.

If you could hang out with anyone for a day (dead or alive), who would you chose and why?

Bob Ross, the man knows how to relax the sense & if im not mistaken the meaning of true happiness!!

If Darth Sidious had built the clone army from Guy Fieri’s DNA instead of Jango Fett’s, how would the Clone Wars have gone differently?

Finally, a weapon to surpass metal gear.

Without saying the amount of money you have, how would you describe the type of crisis you and your savings could survive?

Stubbing my toe on the coffee table. That is if my toe doesn’t break

Without mentioning the name, being as vague as possible, How would you describe the plot of a video game?

hololo hololo... hololo hololo...

If you want to roast your favorite cartoon character, what would you say?

I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people like me. Ha! If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago.

What is your favourite letter of the alphabet and why?

"R" Being a part time Pirate, it is handy. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Matey"

When you lost your virginity did you use protection? If yes, what kind? If no, why not?

To be fair I can't remember, was so drunk that night.

What character was the most annoying of any movie?

Jar Jar Binx

You come home to find tour wife cheating on your with a clone of you. What do you do?

Join

You are able to send a short message to people from 500 years ago. What is that message?

Don't eat bats

Your mom walks in on you having sex with your username, your username is her reaction. What’s her reaction? Why?

Her reaction is my username, because that's the premise of the question.

What is something safe for work but not safe for kids?

Electric Arc Furnaces full of molten steel.

Think of a celebrity who died before the social media boom. How do you imagine their online presence?

Jimmy Hendrix would enjoy posting intermittent throwbacks plus new his new projects. I reckon he wouldn't have stopped on his passions until his natural end. I feel Kurt Cobain would've portrayed his social media presecence external to his life successes, such as posting artsy pictures of things he liked the look of and stayed humble to his peaks.

What's the most terryfying fictional character?

Pretty much every Lovecraft monster

You can choose one aspect of your life to be just like in the movies. What will it be and what do you think it will look like?

Insert porn comments now

What did you take for granted before you lost it?

childhood innocence and energy

What is an expression from your country that would sound weird if it was translated in english?

In Spanish there are many false cognates (words that sound like they’d have English counterparts)... the verbs “asistir” and “atender” both sound like “assist” and “attend”. But they actually mean the opposite. “Asistir” means to attend an event, and “atender” means to assist someone. The absolute best false cognate is when non-native Spanish speakers try to follow that cognate rule and say “estoy embarazada” thinking it means “I’m embarrassed” But the actual translation is “I’m pregnant” 😂

What would you do if you could choose a different career?

I think I’d want to be a national park ranger. Get to be outdoors in a gorgeous location and barely have to talk to people.

Have you ever been fired from a job? What happened?

Countless times: \- During a dishwashing job for dropping a pile of plates (wasn't my fault, it was stacked up poorly out of my sight). \- First job at a small audit firm: I was send alone to the client on my first day when I didn't have a clew what was expected from me. \- Second job: Was mostly working in a tight team that was handeling some high profile clients. Got fired since the other teams thought I wasn't progressing fast enough. My boss actually defended me and reversed my termination. \- Third job: Got burned out at the beginning of 2020 (difficulties with my relationship and COVID happened). I lost the trust of my coworkers and wasn't planned in. Because of this, I've been falling behind even more with my progress. I recently took a severange package and switched to a different job again.

What is something you will never buy second hand or used?

Dildos, not doing the same mistake again.

If you can freeze time for 30 seconds when would you use it and what would you do?

When bullied pause time and run away lmao

What’s the most polite way to say “I’m not interested” after having sex?

So how much do i owe you ?

If you discovered the earth is not round or flat, but an anime girl, what you would do?

Cum

What is the craziest thing your ex has done?

Swung at me while I was doing 70mph on the highway. I said “you’re gonna make me crash calm down” and she said “I don’t care about my life anymore if I die you can die with me”

What part of your body would you be willing to sell for $1,000,000?

My body fat!

How will you describe the color orange to a blind person?

It is warm

What’s one of the biggest things you have missed out on because of rona?

A friend died unexpectedly in November. Not only did I get robbed of my short time with him due to social distancing, he did not have a funeral.

If you could immigrate to any country immediately and without cost, what country and why?

Canada for the weed and healthcare

Where can recuirt people for a free tutoring business?

Free tutoring for spelling?

What exactly is meditation?

Being still, breathing, and thinking about nothing

If You Had A Dinosaur As A Pet, What Type of Dinosaur and Name Would Pick?

I'd want a Dimetrodon, and I'd name him Frank. They're so cool

those who found out that the man raising them wasn't their biological father what happened?

A downward spiral. It would have been so much easier not living a lie.

What was the most embarrassing thing you did at a party?

At a high school party I was doing chin-ups while drunk and farted, when I tried to lift my legs over, in the direction of all the girls I was trying to impress. The night ended there.

People who actually wound up dating their long time crush, how did it turn out?

I married that mother fucker 🤠

What is your personal "this is why I hate the police" moment?

I had a policeman save my life. Talk about a loaded question.

What are some softwares to master that can help you get a job in the future?

Excel. Really a lot of reports, analyses and task lists are done as Excel spreadsheets. Get good with it.

What's the biggest fuck up you've done that you didn't realize until later?

Nothing like realizing there were girls into you and you were to dense to see it.

What are the best truth or dare questions?

"I dare you to go home"

We know kids can learn to use devices quickly. Nowadays, they are good at gadgets. When we were children (1990s), we were better at digital cameras than our parents. What are some devices that were novel in 1960-1970's?

touch tone phone, cassette players

How high is your pain tolerance, and can you give an example?

I mean shit usually hurts but I am pretty good at not reacting to it too much lol

What’s a subject your family doesn’t want to talk about?

I don't want to talk about it

What are some common misconceptions about your country?

That it’s a democracy. - America

What two celebrities would make for the most entertaining death match?

Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein

What is your greatest fear?

Clowns. I hate them.

If “Black Power” and “White Power” were actual forms of harnessable energy, what would they be used for?

One would be used to turn lights on and the other to turn them off

This might be different for everyone but why’s it that when you rub your cheek softly you can hear a deep “rumbling” sound in your ear?

If I rub my neck by my ear I hear that.

Which musician do you think would make the best teacher?

Weird Al Yankovic

What character, in any movie/show, had the least satisfying death and how would you fix it?

Admiral Gial Ackbar It would have been better if he did the kamikazee instead of Holdo

What is the closest you have gotten to breaking the law without actually breaking it?

nice try FBI man

In order to save your life you have to do a one-way time travel to year 1920 or year 2120 and you can’t take anything other than the clothing you are wearing right now. What year would you choose and why?

2120 because I'm not white

What smell do you like that others would find gross?

Gasoline

Food people - What is a dish or recipe that seems tough but the unskilled should be able to complete?

Chocolatemousse. If you can follow simple instructions its not that hard.

What have you accomplished this year?

Not much, since the year literally just started.

What’s the most painful thing to have happened to you?

Surgery without any numbing or medicine. I had an infected lymph node in my hip area pretty much a huge hard zit inside my body causing me pretty bad pain the only way to fix it was to cut it the surgeon just had me lay on a table my father hold me down sanitized me and went to cutting and flushing with super cold water from a syringe it was deep and i saw color spots flashing after they did what they did (i dont know other than the cutting) they packed about a foot of thin gauze strip in the hole and i had to pull it out feeling it tug inside my hip/leg i was shown an inch and was shocked how much i really had to pull out.

What was your worst Christmas gift this year?

This is so weird – the very kind lady over the road got me a expensive hamper with amazing food in it. Thing is, every single item had something that I cannot eat, sugar or gluten or dairy. She wasn’t to know of course, but it was heartbreaking having this amazing hamper full of food that I’m going to have to give away!

Who is the best “Fictional Villain”?

The Joker, obviously

if you ever got reanimated 1000y after your death whats the first thing you do ?

Check my pockets. I don't think I finished that doughnut.

What’s the greediest thing a family member has done?

I haven’t seen her in years, but I heard my mom married a convicted felon who is still incarcerated because he sued and got a lot of money. The dude is also just an absolute burnable piece of garbage too.

What are some good albums that have awful album covers?

Nirvana - Nevermind. Some great songs on there, but I could really do without the baby with his dick out on the cover

What's a humanitarian crisis that isn't getting enough publicity?

China

How is your day going?

Well i didn't die today! So its been better than most!

[Serious]What's the most sad you've ever been in your life?

having a miscarriage, its very very wierd kind of hurting. youre mourning and broken inside yet its over something you have had no time to love. it threw me into a state of anxiety for several years. its one of the very few things that can't propperly be put into words, you either know or you dont.

[Serious] Why guys call themselves gals, when their chr0m0s0mes are X,Y. not X,X?

Why not?

Where do you want to travel when the pandemic is over?

China

What’s one of the most fascinating, morbid social experiments in history?

Russian Sleep Experiment, Genuinely Fucked Up

What was your most embarrassing “I wasn’t talking to you” moment?

I offered to get some groceries for a friend, and while making her list she asked if I was allergic to flowers. I laughed and said she didn't need to get me any, but it was SUCH a sweet gesture! She said "no, they're for me." Just one of many of these little moments make up my entire existence.

What is something that wasn’t as great when you saw it in person?

Mt. Rushmore. What a joke of an attraction.

Which fast food mascot would you least trust to watch your children and why?

I mean, Wendy seems alright.