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people who used to be against same sex marriage why/what made you change you mind?	i realised i was lgbt lmao internalised homophobia/transphobia hits hard
What film got better and better the more times you watched it?	Revenge of the Sith
In which ways do you not conform to stereotypes?	i can't eat spicy food and by the way everyone looks at me, they expect me to be able to handle the spiciest food
If you could order any single thing and have it shipped to your house, but it came fully disassembled and with instructions to build it from scratch, what would you order?	a money printing machine & lots of money paper
You have successfully become a dictator, what's some of the laws you pass to stay in power?	Everyone gets free healthcare, free water, free electricity, care for the elderly is free, and all education is free. Essential workers make lots of money and vaccination is mandatory unless there is a medical exempt. Racism and hate speech is illegal and will result in life in prison, everyone who commits a petty crime will get a second chance to correct themselves, help for the homeless will be a top priority and getting jobs will not be a challenge, living in a house or apartment will not cost you your life savings and healthcare and education will have lots of funding with the military getting very little funding while still keeping it useful and strong enough to protect. Any form of police brutality will result in you losing your job and 50 years in jail My method is to stay in power by getting people to like me, instead of making them hate me and giving them no way to oppose me
What Is Something You Never Thought You'd Be Able To Do, Until You Actually Did It?	pass my music theory exam
Can someone explain why frodo and sam never hooked up?	They did and they use the one ring as a cock ring
What is the most fitting piece of karma you’ve seen come back to bite someone?	The thousands of upvotes and rewards your post will get
What is the twisted tea meme about??	Someone got the crap beat out of them with a twisted tea can cause they used a slur
What was your favorite gamer moment ?	The death of officer tenpenny
How does porn change the way we view sexuality?	For me it’s given an unrealistic view of sex. The reality is those pornstars are in far better shape and have the stamina to be doing all those tricks.
Washed clothes today. Would y’all worry?	Why worry? If you have to wash you have to...... oh, the new year's day superstitious nonsense? Meh.
Only child here, what is it like to have a sibling?	It's like having a built in friend you didn't ask for that you learn to like occasionally until you realize you can't live without them.
What's the most weirdest question someone asked you?	"Are you suicidal." Uh no but if a was stuck in a railway and a train is coming my way, I'll accept it
People who pour the milk before the cereal, why?	You don't put a boat in before there's water, do you?
What are 3 things you’re looking forward to this year?	Eating at restaurants Going on vacation Seeing family
To lonely people, what will you do this year to stop feeling lonely?	I'll continue practicing social distancing and wearing a mask and get vaccinated so we can socialize again.
To anyone named Jeff or Jeffrey/ Jeffery, how has your life been effected by the memes? Did it ever stop being funny when someone quotes it at you?	There's a Jeff meme?
What are some NSFW facts that nobody knows of?	Not wearing steel toe boots in a warehouse or production setting is very NSFW
What was the moment you realised you were an adult? [Serious]	I'm 29 and I'm still not an adult
People who pour milk before cereal, why?	Under normal circumstances, I don’t But if the milk is running low.. I pour it first to see how much cereal it can support
What TV episode made you cry the hardest?	The episode where Will Smith goes: ‘how come he dont want me man?’
Who is your waifu?	Your mom
What's a really cheap item you can buy that can make you look incredibly rich?	miniature of an expensive car, and a photo with the right angle.
Why should/shouldn't prostitution be legal?	It’s the oldest profession in the world it’s gonna happen wether it’s legal or not
What keeps people in a toxic romantic relationship?	Emotional manipulation, loneliness, fear of never finding another partner.. to name a few. There are many more reasons I’m sure.
What is the worst meme ever?	30 panel rage comics
How much are you willing to spend on a hoodie?	$40.
If Covid-19 wasn’t dominating the news right now, what would be some of the biggest stories be right now?	The rolling stones comeback tour
You wake up to find yourself naked and in ancient Rome, what is the first thing you do?	Walk to the nearest orgy
What is your favourite animal and why?	Mine is a walrus because of the song I am the walrus (as you can see from my name)
why are you a loner?	Lack of social skills
What's the best thing to say after someone said "You look so skinny, you should eat more often"?	Are u buying?
People who use 2 monitors, is it worth it?	100% you can multitask so well. Only issue is once you’re limited to one screen you feel trapped in a box.
When did you want to call someone out on their bullshit but didn't? Do you regret not speaking up?	Really should have called out my ex gf over her jealousy. Like she never explicitly said I wasn't allowed female friends, but god forbid someone posts a photo of me and a girl I've known for 5 years, and never wanted to be anything other than friends, after a night out. Like I said she's now my ex though, so who knows. Maybe speaking up at the time might have prolonged the relationship unnecessarily.
What is the furthest you've taken a lie?	I pretended to be gay to avoid going out with a girl. I am still dating her brother.
What one thing are you not saying was aliens, but was aliens?	Pyramids on Mars
How do you become mentally strong?	Fake it till you make it..
Who right now deserves your fist in their face?	my depression
People who carry 3 phones instead of the regular 1 or 2, WHY?	the regular 1 or 2? what?
What passion projects are you looking forward bringing to life?	Jeep rebuild
What do you expect will the current year bring?	Nothing. Can't be disappointed with zero expectations.
If you could have one "uncommon" super power, what would it be?	The ability to motivate myself
What are some movies with plot holes so big, you could drive a truck through them?	The whole plot of "Dirty Harry" rests on a Liberal judge letting a killer off because of an illegal search. The search was completely legal.
If everything on Earth was destroyed except for one thing, what would be the thing remaining that would most confuse the alien species that eventually discovers it?	Donald Trump's wig, they'd probably be poking it for hours with a stick.
People whose spouse earns significantly more/less than you, how do you deal with family finances?	Mine makes a pittance but loves what she does. We make budgets and stick to them. That is all.
if you could openly indulge one of your most basic animal instincts what would it be?	Shit on the sidewalk.
Why should the only woman on death row not be executed?	If you’re talking about the woman on Federal death row, she (and everyone else) shouldn’t be executed because we just elected a President who is likely going to halt Federal executions (again). Killing people on your way out the door is a pretty dick move.
What is a object that looks tasty and delicious to you but would be bad if consumed?	Honestly, those Tide Pods do appear that they would taste like a sweet candy. I wasn't dumb enough to actually stick one in my mouth, but I can see how other people would be dumb enough to do that.
people who've worked in retail, what's been your worst experience to this day ?	Found diarrhea in the dressing room.
If you were to say something on national television, and everyone would hear it, what would it be?	"Stop being such pussies about everything, get a sense of humor, go to work, and shut the fuck up."
What the most incredible coincidence you've experienced?	So i should start out by saying my family and i fled to west europe because of war in my homecountry. We lived in a nice neighbourhood with a car repair shop next to it. One day i went to the supermarket and on my way i passed the repair shop and saw a car that had been crashed and their trunk was open. Inside i saw a combination of vegetables and food that they use very often in my homecountry. I laughed and thought in myself ‘they must be from the same country as me’. So i went to the bakery and on my way back i was stopped by two men asking me in very broken english if theres a phone booth nearby. I told them that we don’t have phone booths and they turned to each other and started speaking in my native language. I was surprised because you dont hear this language very often and replied in my native language as well. They were also suprised and asked where they can find a phone to call their friend because he had crashed his car and he was in a garage shop nearby and they couldnt find it. (So the crashed car i saw). I took them to the shop but their friend wasnt there (the guy in the shop told us he went to stay at a hotel but he didnt know where) so i called my dad and asked hil if it would be okay to take home (where my dad was) so they could use our phone (back then land lines were very cheap to call foreign numbers while mobile phones were very expensive). So i took them home, ranged the doorbell, my dad opened the door and recognised one of the guys as his best friend when he was little. It is one of my favourite stories.
How the actual fuck do you let go of past trauma that leaves you bitter, resentful and leaves you hating yourself?	EMDR Also read the book: “The Body Keeps the Score”
What celebrity that is not Keanu Reeves has had the hardest life?	Danny Trejo. Talk about turning your life around.
You can see everything the day before it happens, how do you cause the most chaos?	Give everyone the winning lottery numbers
Scientists have discovered that meditation is a scam and is not at all effective. How will you react to this?	Let me meditate on it and get back to you
What is a decision that you made as a teenager that 100% should've killed you but didn't? [Serious]	'i can surely pass this fast going bus while there's another bus coming as fast towards me while none of them seem any sign that they'll slow down, of course while riding a bike whose engine needs maintenance and its barely giving 70% of its strength while having a passenger too' I made the gap so it seems
People who wipe your butt, why don't you wash it with water?	I don't own a bidet and I'm not putting my ass in the sink. I shave and wash my face there.
Some people get offended so easily, why is this?	Usually people who complain that everyone is sensitive is behaving extremely insensitive
according to science female toots smell worse than men's because of more sulfur. how does this discovery make you feel?	I love tossing salad.
What year would you like Earth to end?	This year
What was that one video game that made you lose track of time because of how fun it was?	Age of empires II
In the past year, what celebrity death shocked you the most?	Kobe
If you could get rid of any emotion, which would it be?	Anger
Employers who make people work today, why?	Well if no one were here today, approximately 25,000 homes wouldn't have power.
People who work from home during pandemic - how do you do it?	Hey all and happy new year. I live in Denmark where there has been a big upswing in COVID-cases and thus the government shut down almost the whole country. I am an assistant professor at a Danish university and we have been told to work from home. My guess is that is will be months (like it was in the beginning of the pandemic). I have no problem with the shut-down; I think it’s super important but I thrive at my office. I like students knocking at my door to get help, colleagues that stop by to discuss and all other social interactions that takes place. I love my job and I love my research but last lockdown almost broke me. The thought of starting up on Monday is anxiety inducing and I need all the advice I can get; how do you manage to keep the spirit up? What do you do to manage and not just feel isolated? I love teaching but I teach by what I feel in the room. It is so much harder when all there is is a monitor staring back.... ironic, since I mainly teach stuff that involves computers :) TLDR; forced to work from home. How not to go completely bonkers?
What drug is closer than you think?	Marijuana. There's some like 3 feet away from me at the moment. That's pretty close
You have to Record a message for Visiting Aliens Before they reach Earth, What would You Say?	welcome to one of the outer colony's of the Earth empire, any hostilities against it will be taken as an act of war against the whole empire
What did you do that you didn't want to do, but you now are glad you did?	Stop dating or looking for a girlfriend
What do you think about pregnant women doing porn?	Terrible, disgusting, awful. It sickens me that someone is kinkshaming.
Italians and anyone else who knows, what book, documentary, movie or series can give BEST insight into the mafia in Italy not America?	My dad is into that, he enjoyed the series on Totò Rina, the guy apparently blew up a whole street just to kill a judge
What is your most uncommon turn-off for a person?	Eating peas one by one
What would the super villain name of Jeff Bezos be if he had one?	It’s Jeff Bezos
In your opinion what is the best YouTube video you have ever watched?	[This classic gem.](https://youtu.be/s4b6ty6YZEk) 13 years later and it’s all downhill.
What's the little thing that could totally change the world?	Giving a shit.
Like calenders, what products value is degraded over time and is not irreversible?	Candles, every eatible ever... A car
Given the fact that humans are notoriously bad at calculating risk of daily activities, how do you think people’s perceived risk of the pandemic differ than the actual risks? How does it shape an individuals response?	The difference between actual and perceived risk depends entirely on the specific perception of risk. So it could be a little or it could be a lot. People act in accordance with their perception of the level of risk. Perception (among a few other things) shapes behaviour.
[Serious] If guys don’t care if they were insulted by Call of Duty gamers, how can they be mentally abused by gals?	Because random being online insulting you and being mentally abused/controlled by someone you trust and love are two very different things moron
What video game/video game series is extremely underated?	Titanfall 1 not so much but titanfall 2 was/is one of the best FPS games I ever played
What happens if someone shatters a plexiglass backboard in high-school basketball?	There's plexiglass shards all over the floor
What are your top 3 favourite dishes to eat?	Earthenware, then stoneware and then porcelain
What is your favourite local multiplayer game for android?	Checkers. It's easy. You don't need to keep turning the phone. It's free. Low energy consumption.
What’s the best laptop in your opinion and why?	Mine
What is an example of something that didn't age well?	People thinking it would g be e funny to vote for trump
What's your favorite meme of all time?	The "It's free real estate" guy never fails in making me laugh
What are your most impressive skills that you would NOT list on your resume?	Can I say NSFW here?
What should be rules for time travelers (when driving a time machine)?	Use your fucking year signal
What are you unashamedly a snob about?	Cookies! I will not wast e any calories on something subpar. No crumbling Cristy crap. It must be perfectly balanced
[NSFW] What fictional character you would have sex with?	My Girlfriend.
What skills and experiences are you looking for in an ideal significant other/partner?	artistic skills? idk man
What makes you happy to be alive today?	that i didn't kill myself when i thought it wouldn't get better. it did get better
What is something that's socially acceptable now but wasn't when you were younger?	Any sort of alternative sexuality.
At what age did you start watching porn and do you think it was too early/ too late? Do you regret starting to watch it at all?	[F] I started watching porn at 12, I started regularly watching it at around 16-17. I watch it still here and there when I'm lacking imagination. I have no regrets. I would say 12 is definitely too young but I don't feel like it's hurt me.
People with family member/s with Dementia, how did you discover? How do you move on?	It's hard. So, so hard. My dad had early onset Alzheimer's. He was only in his 40s when he first started showing symptoms and nobody thought it could be dementia. We noticed something was up just by some weird behaviors, especially regarding numbers, something he'd always been very good at before. It took several years before his behavior became so odd that we really knew something was seriously wrong; it wasn't just dad being absentminded (he always was) or forgetful (he never was). The only thing that helped was knowing it was kinder to him than to us. He was forgetting while we had to witness it. He would have flashes of lucidity where he knew what was happening and he was so heartbroken that it simply destroyed all of us. That was the worst part. We donated his body to science, something he always wanted to do. I know it wasn't in the kind of shape where it would be used in medical school but I knew it would serve purposes elsewhere. Not too long after his death they made some real breakthroughs in treatment and I like to pretend he had something to do with that. A book that really helped me is "Hard To Forget" by Charles Pierce. All my best wishes to you and your family.
What Always Makes You Feel Nostalgic?	Looking at old pictures
What sauce from the store is a must have?	Sri Racha why is it not listed? What is wrong with this world?
If the aliens asked you for a good explanation about why humanity has nuclear weapons, ¿what would you tell them?	To blow you slimballs to kingdom come
You get to go back in time, what would you do and when would you go?	November 9th, 1989 in West Germany. See the fall of the Berlin Wall. And probably get some schnitzel.
People who can sleep in darkness, how did you overcome your fear of the dark?	A dog, and then two cats. It felt so much better to not lie in the dark on my own. After a while, the noises that scared me and the shadows I thought were moving were attributed to them.
What are your opinions on China?	The Chinese Communist Party needs to be dismantled, preferably by the Chinese people.

people who used to be against same sex marriage why/what made you change you mind?

i realised i was lgbt lmao internalised homophobia/transphobia hits hard

What film got better and better the more times you watched it?

Revenge of the Sith

In which ways do you not conform to stereotypes?

i can't eat spicy food and by the way everyone looks at me, they expect me to be able to handle the spiciest food

If you could order any single thing and have it shipped to your house, but it came fully disassembled and with instructions to build it from scratch, what would you order?

a money printing machine & lots of money paper

You have successfully become a dictator, what's some of the laws you pass to stay in power?

Everyone gets free healthcare, free water, free electricity, care for the elderly is free, and all education is free. Essential workers make lots of money and vaccination is mandatory unless there is a medical exempt. Racism and hate speech is illegal and will result in life in prison, everyone who commits a petty crime will get a second chance to correct themselves, help for the homeless will be a top priority and getting jobs will not be a challenge, living in a house or apartment will not cost you your life savings and healthcare and education will have lots of funding with the military getting very little funding while still keeping it useful and strong enough to protect. Any form of police brutality will result in you losing your job and 50 years in jail My method is to stay in power by getting people to like me, instead of making them hate me and giving them no way to oppose me

What Is Something You Never Thought You'd Be Able To Do, Until You Actually Did It?

pass my music theory exam

Can someone explain why frodo and sam never hooked up?

They did and they use the one ring as a cock ring

What is the most fitting piece of karma you’ve seen come back to bite someone?

The thousands of upvotes and rewards your post will get

What is the twisted tea meme about??

Someone got the crap beat out of them with a twisted tea can cause they used a slur

What was your favorite gamer moment ?

The death of officer tenpenny

How does porn change the way we view sexuality?

For me it’s given an unrealistic view of sex. The reality is those pornstars are in far better shape and have the stamina to be doing all those tricks.

Washed clothes today. Would y’all worry?

Why worry? If you have to wash you have to...... oh, the new year's day superstitious nonsense? Meh.

Only child here, what is it like to have a sibling?

It's like having a built in friend you didn't ask for that you learn to like occasionally until you realize you can't live without them.

What's the most weirdest question someone asked you?

"Are you suicidal." Uh no but if a was stuck in a railway and a train is coming my way, I'll accept it

People who pour the milk before the cereal, why?

You don't put a boat in before there's water, do you?

What are 3 things you’re looking forward to this year?

Eating at restaurants Going on vacation Seeing family

To lonely people, what will you do this year to stop feeling lonely?

I'll continue practicing social distancing and wearing a mask and get vaccinated so we can socialize again.

To anyone named Jeff or Jeffrey/ Jeffery, how has your life been effected by the memes? Did it ever stop being funny when someone quotes it at you?

There's a Jeff meme?

What are some NSFW facts that nobody knows of?

Not wearing steel toe boots in a warehouse or production setting is very NSFW

What was the moment you realised you were an adult? [Serious]

I'm 29 and I'm still not an adult

People who pour milk before cereal, why?

Under normal circumstances, I don’t But if the milk is running low.. I pour it first to see how much cereal it can support

What TV episode made you cry the hardest?

The episode where Will Smith goes: ‘how come he dont want me man?’

Who is your waifu?

Your mom

What's a really cheap item you can buy that can make you look incredibly rich?

miniature of an expensive car, and a photo with the right angle.

Why should/shouldn't prostitution be legal?

It’s the oldest profession in the world it’s gonna happen wether it’s legal or not

What keeps people in a toxic romantic relationship?

Emotional manipulation, loneliness, fear of never finding another partner.. to name a few. There are many more reasons I’m sure.

What is the worst meme ever?

30 panel rage comics

How much are you willing to spend on a hoodie?

$40.

If Covid-19 wasn’t dominating the news right now, what would be some of the biggest stories be right now?

The rolling stones comeback tour

You wake up to find yourself naked and in ancient Rome, what is the first thing you do?

Walk to the nearest orgy

What is your favourite animal and why?

Mine is a walrus because of the song I am the walrus (as you can see from my name)

why are you a loner?

Lack of social skills

What's the best thing to say after someone said "You look so skinny, you should eat more often"?

Are u buying?

People who use 2 monitors, is it worth it?

100% you can multitask so well. Only issue is once you’re limited to one screen you feel trapped in a box.

When did you want to call someone out on their bullshit but didn't? Do you regret not speaking up?

Really should have called out my ex gf over her jealousy. Like she never explicitly said I wasn't allowed female friends, but god forbid someone posts a photo of me and a girl I've known for 5 years, and never wanted to be anything other than friends, after a night out. Like I said she's now my ex though, so who knows. Maybe speaking up at the time might have prolonged the relationship unnecessarily.

What is the furthest you've taken a lie?

I pretended to be gay to avoid going out with a girl. I am still dating her brother.

What one thing are you not saying was aliens, but was aliens?

Pyramids on Mars

How do you become mentally strong?

Fake it till you make it..

Who right now deserves your fist in their face?

my depression

People who carry 3 phones instead of the regular 1 or 2, WHY?

the regular 1 or 2? what?

What passion projects are you looking forward bringing to life?

Jeep rebuild

What do you expect will the current year bring?

Nothing. Can't be disappointed with zero expectations.

If you could have one "uncommon" super power, what would it be?

The ability to motivate myself

What are some movies with plot holes so big, you could drive a truck through them?

The whole plot of "Dirty Harry" rests on a Liberal judge letting a killer off because of an illegal search. The search was completely legal.

If everything on Earth was destroyed except for one thing, what would be the thing remaining that would most confuse the alien species that eventually discovers it?

Donald Trump's wig, they'd probably be poking it for hours with a stick.

People whose spouse earns significantly more/less than you, how do you deal with family finances?

Mine makes a pittance but loves what she does. We make budgets and stick to them. That is all.

if you could openly indulge one of your most basic animal instincts what would it be?

Shit on the sidewalk.

Why should the only woman on death row not be executed?

If you’re talking about the woman on Federal death row, she (and everyone else) shouldn’t be executed because we just elected a President who is likely going to halt Federal executions (again). Killing people on your way out the door is a pretty dick move.

What is a object that looks tasty and delicious to you but would be bad if consumed?

Honestly, those Tide Pods do appear that they would taste like a sweet candy. I wasn't dumb enough to actually stick one in my mouth, but I can see how other people would be dumb enough to do that.

people who've worked in retail, what's been your worst experience to this day ?

Found diarrhea in the dressing room.

If you were to say something on national television, and everyone would hear it, what would it be?

"Stop being such pussies about everything, get a sense of humor, go to work, and shut the fuck up."

What the most incredible coincidence you've experienced?

So i should start out by saying my family and i fled to west europe because of war in my homecountry. We lived in a nice neighbourhood with a car repair shop next to it. One day i went to the supermarket and on my way i passed the repair shop and saw a car that had been crashed and their trunk was open. Inside i saw a combination of vegetables and food that they use very often in my homecountry. I laughed and thought in myself ‘they must be from the same country as me’. So i went to the bakery and on my way back i was stopped by two men asking me in very broken english if theres a phone booth nearby. I told them that we don’t have phone booths and they turned to each other and started speaking in my native language. I was surprised because you dont hear this language very often and replied in my native language as well. They were also suprised and asked where they can find a phone to call their friend because he had crashed his car and he was in a garage shop nearby and they couldnt find it. (So the crashed car i saw). I took them to the shop but their friend wasnt there (the guy in the shop told us he went to stay at a hotel but he didnt know where) so i called my dad and asked hil if it would be okay to take home (where my dad was) so they could use our phone (back then land lines were very cheap to call foreign numbers while mobile phones were very expensive). So i took them home, ranged the doorbell, my dad opened the door and recognised one of the guys as his best friend when he was little. It is one of my favourite stories.

How the actual fuck do you let go of past trauma that leaves you bitter, resentful and leaves you hating yourself?

EMDR Also read the book: “The Body Keeps the Score”

What celebrity that is not Keanu Reeves has had the hardest life?

Danny Trejo. Talk about turning your life around.

You can see everything the day before it happens, how do you cause the most chaos?

Give everyone the winning lottery numbers

Scientists have discovered that meditation is a scam and is not at all effective. How will you react to this?

Let me meditate on it and get back to you

What is a decision that you made as a teenager that 100% should've killed you but didn't? [Serious]

'i can surely pass this fast going bus while there's another bus coming as fast towards me while none of them seem any sign that they'll slow down, of course while riding a bike whose engine needs maintenance and its barely giving 70% of its strength while having a passenger too' I made the gap so it seems

People who wipe your butt, why don't you wash it with water?

I don't own a bidet and I'm not putting my ass in the sink. I shave and wash my face there.

Some people get offended so easily, why is this?

Usually people who complain that everyone is sensitive is behaving extremely insensitive

according to science female toots smell worse than men's because of more sulfur. how does this discovery make you feel?

I love tossing salad.

What year would you like Earth to end?

This year

What was that one video game that made you lose track of time because of how fun it was?

Age of empires II

In the past year, what celebrity death shocked you the most?

Kobe

If you could get rid of any emotion, which would it be?

Anger

Employers who make people work today, why?

Well if no one were here today, approximately 25,000 homes wouldn't have power.

People who work from home during pandemic - how do you do it?

Hey all and happy new year. I live in Denmark where there has been a big upswing in COVID-cases and thus the government shut down almost the whole country. I am an assistant professor at a Danish university and we have been told to work from home. My guess is that is will be months (like it was in the beginning of the pandemic). I have no problem with the shut-down; I think it’s super important but I thrive at my office. I like students knocking at my door to get help, colleagues that stop by to discuss and all other social interactions that takes place. I love my job and I love my research but last lockdown almost broke me. The thought of starting up on Monday is anxiety inducing and I need all the advice I can get; how do you manage to keep the spirit up? What do you do to manage and not just feel isolated? I love teaching but I teach by what I feel in the room. It is so much harder when all there is is a monitor staring back.... ironic, since I mainly teach stuff that involves computers :) TLDR; forced to work from home. How not to go completely bonkers?

What drug is closer than you think?

Marijuana. There's some like 3 feet away from me at the moment. That's pretty close

You have to Record a message for Visiting Aliens Before they reach Earth, What would You Say?

welcome to one of the outer colony's of the Earth empire, any hostilities against it will be taken as an act of war against the whole empire

What did you do that you didn't want to do, but you now are glad you did?

Stop dating or looking for a girlfriend

What do you think about pregnant women doing porn?

Terrible, disgusting, awful. It sickens me that someone is kinkshaming.

Italians and anyone else who knows, what book, documentary, movie or series can give BEST insight into the mafia in Italy not America?

My dad is into that, he enjoyed the series on Totò Rina, the guy apparently blew up a whole street just to kill a judge

What is your most uncommon turn-off for a person?

Eating peas one by one

What would the super villain name of Jeff Bezos be if he had one?

It’s Jeff Bezos

In your opinion what is the best YouTube video you have ever watched?

[This classic gem.](https://youtu.be/s4b6ty6YZEk) 13 years later and it’s all downhill.

What's the little thing that could totally change the world?

Giving a shit.

Like calenders, what products value is degraded over time and is not irreversible?

Candles, every eatible ever... A car

Given the fact that humans are notoriously bad at calculating risk of daily activities, how do you think people’s perceived risk of the pandemic differ than the actual risks? How does it shape an individuals response?

The difference between actual and perceived risk depends entirely on the specific perception of risk. So it could be a little or it could be a lot. People act in accordance with their perception of the level of risk. Perception (among a few other things) shapes behaviour.

[Serious] If guys don’t care if they were insulted by Call of Duty gamers, how can they be mentally abused by gals?

Because random being online insulting you and being mentally abused/controlled by someone you trust and love are two very different things moron

What video game/video game series is extremely underated?

Titanfall 1 not so much but titanfall 2 was/is one of the best FPS games I ever played

What happens if someone shatters a plexiglass backboard in high-school basketball?

There's plexiglass shards all over the floor

What are your top 3 favourite dishes to eat?

Earthenware, then stoneware and then porcelain

What is your favourite local multiplayer game for android?

Checkers. It's easy. You don't need to keep turning the phone. It's free. Low energy consumption.

What’s the best laptop in your opinion and why?

Mine

What is an example of something that didn't age well?

People thinking it would g be e funny to vote for trump

What's your favorite meme of all time?

The "It's free real estate" guy never fails in making me laugh

What are your most impressive skills that you would NOT list on your resume?

Can I say NSFW here?

What should be rules for time travelers (when driving a time machine)?

Use your fucking year signal

What are you unashamedly a snob about?

Cookies! I will not wast e any calories on something subpar. No crumbling Cristy crap. It must be perfectly balanced

[NSFW] What fictional character you would have sex with?

My Girlfriend.

What skills and experiences are you looking for in an ideal significant other/partner?

artistic skills? idk man

What makes you happy to be alive today?

that i didn't kill myself when i thought it wouldn't get better. it *did* get better

What is something that's socially acceptable now but wasn't when you were younger?

Any sort of alternative sexuality.

At what age did you start watching porn and do you think it was too early/ too late? Do you regret starting to watch it at all?

[F] I started watching porn at 12, I started regularly watching it at around 16-17. I watch it still here and there when I'm lacking imagination. I have no regrets. I would say 12 is definitely too young but I don't feel like it's hurt me.

People with family member/s with Dementia, how did you discover? How do you move on?

It's hard. So, so hard. My dad had early onset Alzheimer's. He was only in his 40s when he first started showing symptoms and nobody thought it could be dementia. We noticed something was up just by some weird behaviors, especially regarding numbers, something he'd always been very good at before. It took several years before his behavior became so odd that we really knew something was seriously wrong; it wasn't just dad being absentminded (he always was) or forgetful (he never was). The only thing that helped was knowing it was kinder to him than to us. He was forgetting while we had to witness it. He would have flashes of lucidity where he knew what was happening and he was so heartbroken that it simply destroyed all of us. That was the worst part. We donated his body to science, something he always wanted to do. I know it wasn't in the kind of shape where it would be used in medical school but I knew it would serve purposes elsewhere. Not too long after his death they made some real breakthroughs in treatment and I like to pretend he had something to do with that. A book that really helped me is "Hard To Forget" by Charles Pierce. All my best wishes to you and your family.

What Always Makes You Feel Nostalgic?

Looking at old pictures

What sauce from the store is a must have?

Sri Racha why is it not listed? What is wrong with this world?

If the aliens asked you for a good explanation about why humanity has nuclear weapons, ¿what would you tell them?

To blow you slimballs to kingdom come

You get to go back in time, what would you do and when would you go?

November 9th, 1989 in West Germany. See the fall of the Berlin Wall. And probably get some schnitzel.

People who can sleep in darkness, how did you overcome your fear of the dark?

A dog, and then two cats. It felt so much better to not lie in the dark on my own. After a while, the noises that scared me and the shadows I thought were moving were attributed to them.

What are your opinions on China?

The Chinese Communist Party needs to be dismantled, preferably by the Chinese people.