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What's the best way to get over you first love/heartbreak?	Time. Time heals everything
What's something you would say to someone who is dealing with depression to let them know they're okay?	It’s not really that simple.
If completely selfless prayers were actively answered for 24 hours, who or what would you pray for?	I'd ask that everybody would be able to discern what is true from what is false.
What Reality Show do you think has been on too long or should have never existed?	Keeping Up With The Kardashian's
If "Lady Marmalade" from Moulin Rouge were made today who are the 4 singers?	All I know is that Ariana Grande is Christina.
What very minor superficial injury caused you the most pain and suffering?	Heartbreak
What habit would you work on this year?	Already started at 0:00 - quit smoking!
What was your "I gotta quit doing this to myself" moment? Can be about anything. Food, sex, relationships, etc. What was your moment?	I gotta stop procrastinating a get my school work done or I’ll fail my class knowing that I can very easily pass if I put it in even the slightest effort
What is your weirdest 3am thought?	“Don’t move, something is watching me!”
Who the fuck are you? Why?	I’m the game
what is your proudest moment?	Staying alive.
If you were a dragon what would you hoard?	Chicken tenders
To the people who tried auto-erotic asphyxiation what was it like do you recommend it?	Why this isn’t NSFW?
What is the most awkward sexual experience you have ever had?	I should have never trusted that fart...
An old Indian film where a dog saves a child from the sun and smears it with cream?	r/tipofmytongue
If someone is proficient at guitar and keyboard/piano, how difficult would it be for them to learn a wind instrument?	They’ll have a leg up because they already know their theory, but really it’s a totally ballgame. Wind instruments require not only memorizing proper fingering, but developing and maintaining an embouchure and learning proper breathing techniques. Like I said, if they can skip the theory then it’ll be quicker than if they’d never played anything, but if they’ve never played a wind instrument they’ll be starting as a beginner.
What's something you do that makes you feel superior to other people?	reach for tall items
If going outside was a game, what would be some loading screen tips?	Look both ways before you cross the street
What’s your opinion on routine infant circumcision?	Barbaric
How important is sex in a relationship?	As important as the people in the relationship deem it to be. So that ranges from critically important (and validly so) to completely unimportant (and validly so).
What celebrity fascinates you the most?	Will never understand people's worship of celebrities.
Do you believe the moon is round? Why or why not?	The moon is a hologram hun
Do y’all have experience with employers for long term/higher level/responsibility positions having an implicit preference for men due to the risk of “starting a family”? If so, how frequently have you encountered this or have been guilty of this yourself?	Only time I've heard of it was when a position opened up and a female candidate was just about to take maternity leave for 6 months. Understandably, it's in the businesses favor to not fill the position with someone that's gonna be gone for half a year
What is the likelihood that when someone says, "It'll come to me in a minute", then later says, "Oh, yeah..." and then continues that they are talking about the same thing they forgot earlier?	2.32 * 10^-15 hz.
If you had the power to telepathically make anyone orgasm at anytime, how would you use it ?	Depends Can I use it on myself?
What’s your favorite swear word?	Cunt
People with large immediate families, what’s the most memorable comment you’ve gotten about your family size?	After telling them about me immediate family one person told me "You Irish people fuck like rabbits don't you?"
What's the most inappropriate time you've laughed?	When I farted in class. My friend and I had an unofficial bucket list in college for things to do before graduating. One, stupid in hindsight, was going to class tipsy/drunk. I had one class that was in a large lecture hall and the last day of that semester was just listening to group presentations. Attendance was part of your final grade and I had already presented, so this seemed like the perfect time to cross the above item off of the bucket list. The class was in the evening, so I decided to cook some dinner first. I was really into baking brussels sprouts at the time, so my friend and I cracked open some cold ones and chowed down on some sprouts. Now for those of you who aren't familiar, brussels sprouts have a bad habit of making people gassy. We get into class and are sitting about halfway up the lecture hall. We get a few presentations in and all is fine. We're enjoying our buzz ans generally chilling. Suddenly I feel my stomach start to rumble. There is a group of international students from China giving their presentation. They're doing a great job, but their English pronunciation isn't the best. All of a sudden, I couldn't hold it anymore and the winds were released. This wasn't a silent one but a nice loud one that was only amplified by the curved hard plastic seats and the acoustics of sitting in the middle of a large lecture hall. My friend and I start cracking up. We get dirty looks from my professor, the Chinese students, and some others in class. I do my best to stifle my laughter and pray that they don't think I'm laughing at their accent. However, being a little drunk lowered my inhibitions and self control. I had such a hard time controlling my laughter. Any time I would calm down, I would look over at my friend and he would start cracking up, which set me off once again. I kid you not, I didn't stop laughing for literally 10 minutes. Luckily, it was Winter and I had my beanie with me that I could shove my face into whenever the laughing became too much. Honestly, if I could go back, I wouldn't change a thing because it was one of my funniest memories from college.
Who is your favorite Non-Caucasian Hollywood celebrity?	Brad Pitt
Did you ever have to pick between two lovers? How did it go?	Picked the wrong one.
What simple word do you consistently have difficulty spelling?	As a non-native speaker, it's impressive how many people misspell the word "definitely" I have seen it in so many different ways that it confuses me even more about that word lol
What movie brings back the most nostalgia for you?	Home Alone.
What’s the best defining behavior / mindset from your country? And, of course, what country is it?	Son, look at all the people in this restaurant. What do you think they weigh? And out the window to the parking lot At their SUV's taking all the space. They give no fuck. They talk as loud as they want. They give no fuck. Just as long as there's enough for them. ~Ben folds USA
What’s something you wish you would’ve known sooner or feel like everyone else should already know or become of aware of ?	Investing in stocks isn’t as easy as I thought it was a week back.
What advice would you give to a new car buyer?	Don’t. The calls you will get about your vehicles extended warranty will haunt you for years.
Which song gives you an energy rush?	Sabaton or Lone Digger by Caravan Palace
Have you met a celebrity? Who was it? How was it? What happened?	I've met 5. They're just like everyone else.
What would it be if you could choose one super-power until the end of this year? An why?	If charmspeak were a real thing (reference to Percy Jackson seried), I'd use it to convince people to be better and do nicer things for others. I know, kind of cheesy
What are some fun things to do with friends that don’t cost excessive amounts of money (not at home)?	Go to the park or just hang out at a food court once covid restrictions have eased. There is also the library too if that is opened look into if there is a room you can book for free or very cheap and you can literally hang out together.
If by removing, adding or changing a letter from a book's name you could change it into a porn novel, what would the new name be?	Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
How do you make a stupid person not want to be stupid anymore?	Bro idk isn’t that the only thing that makes someone stupid. Not wanting to learn.
What are some signs of substance abuse?	A university degree.
What is your “trust the process” story?	Flunked out of my university's business management program. University put me on probation and then that escalated to required to leave status once I had flunked the program, during my first year of university. Went from doing really solid in high school, to completely failing. My options were: go to college, or sit on the sidelines for a year and then reapply to university again as if I were a high school student. I chose neither. Switched majors to Sociology. Started my university career in 2011, got my degree in 2016.
What little life change did you make that you would highly recommend others make?	Block out anyone that sends negative vibes. No matter how little or big the vibe is.
How rare is a 1964 GTO Pontiac 421?	Not as rare as the 1969 GTO Pontiac 420.
What are some of the antiquated views about women and traditional family that you agree with and why?	I like traditional man works woman stays home. Not that everyone should but for me I like it. Both parents working too much isnt good for kids and women are more tired and depressed now than ever.
What is the most adorable thing you've seen your pet do?	When I knew she was starting to get attached to my newborn son because she would pickup his baby socks and carry them to her bed to cuddle with them. Now they’re both 5 and she still keeps little “treasures” of his in her bed.
People who like coffee, why?	Because it's GODLY.
What is the most irritating game that annoys even the most patient people?	Farmville. It never ends.
What seemingly harmless object was banned at your school and why ?	Clickable pens....In middle school our whole class started to spam click our pens at a certain time of day for a week and our teachers couldn’t take it anymore.
People with Instagram profiles, how did you get your current profile picture taken?	I don't have one but they get it professionally done then pretend it's candid.
If you only had 9 lives, what would you use them for?	ONLY 9 lives, the hell are you some super cat?
What are your thoughts on getting paid $100 to indemnify someone with a bilateral epididymectomy for $1 million in the event that their vas deferens will regenerate and attach itself directly to one or both of their testicles?	I got a stroke reading this and I doubt I am the only one.
[NSFW] why do you masturbate?	pp hard
What is the least amount of clothing you’ve worn to answer the door for a delivery?	Just my pubes.
What is mail order brides? How do you do it? how does it work in this century?	Today they are really just international dating sites. Here is an article that explains the [basics of mail order brides in great detail.](https://www.internationallovescout.com/the-truth/how-do-mail-order-brides-work) But DON'T just trust people on the internet. Read the [best academic studies on mail order brides, they are shockingly positive.](https://www.internationallovescout.com/scholarly-research/research-about-international-dating-mail-order-brides) DM me if you have any questions. Mail order brides are not for everyone but they are great for otherwise successful European and American guys who are a little socially awkward. Seriously, a [decent American or European guy is much more attractive overseas.](https://www.internationallovescout.com/the-truth/why-you-are-more-desirable-overseas) Happy New Year!
People who haven't pooped in twenty twenty one yet, why are you still holding on to twenty twenty's shit?	I took a vow of constipation
What famous (and not so famous) film locations do you live near?	I live in Nottingham, UK. Woolaton hall, about a half an hour’s drive from me, was used as Wayne Manor in the Dark Knight rises.
Why do you feel empty after you feel extremely elated in your daily life?	Have you seen a therapist before?
What parenting technique do you think is the best?	If you like your tongue goes blue. So if they dont want to show their tongue they are lying
People who bribe college officials to get your kids admitted, why?	Because their kids suck, and they know it.
What's included with your daily personal development checklist of tasks?	Wake up, remind myself the belt goes around the waist and not the neck, and go about the day.
How mad would you be if your friend forgot to wish you a happy birthday?	Not mad at all. I have lots of friends. I don't hold them to any kind of obligation unless they have agreed
In the movie Stephens King “ Christine” why did Christine kill the junk yard owner when he was the one who originally supplied the Parts to Artie to fix her up ?	Because he was a shiter and shiters have to die.
(serious) What does it feel like to get penetrated during sex, and vise versa?	Lot of pressure till it’s all in, then just pleasurable friction. If you go to hard and too fast it can be painful.
Are you going back to the gym this January, why or why not?	Nah, I’m on vacation
If life were a game, what would be some of its achievements?	Every birthday would be a level-up
What is the missing thing in your life that could make it a bit more close to make you feel complete right now?	a boyfriend i guess
What are some suggestions for a youtube channel name?	It completely depends on the theme of the channel
What is sausage usually made of?	Different parts of the animal that don't look nice
What would be the best career if you’ve always been really good at math?	Engineering
What are ways to make your bird as happy as possible?	Buy it a cage, plenty of water and food
What is the best song to listen to with high quality headphones?	Probably something that's gonna really test them out to the max. How about omen by prodigy, or bangarang by skrillex
What 2010s movie brings back the most nostalgia for you?	Teen beach movie, I remember every summer while my nanny was doing a barbecue I would watch it while jumping everywhere and dancing
What is the best joke you know?	A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent: "You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me Riley the bar builder? No.” He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me Riley the wall builder? No." "Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me Riley the pier builder? No." "But ya fuck one goat.."
You hate all of humanity and you have the goal of creating as much chaos and destruction as humanely possible, how would you do it?	Become president and then deny science and medicine during a pandemic.
What is the dirtiest secret that you have ever found out about one of your parents?	Nice try, mom, but I didn't see what you and the mailman did.
What is something which is not worth the money but people still buy it?	$20 skins in games
Who eats their ear wax?	Antimaskers
If you could reform the earth in only one way what would it be?	id make it a rectangle
What is the best gift you have ever received?	My brother
(serious)What is your favorite music genre, and time period of the songs?	Grunge or 80s/90s alternative
What did that MFer do?	They woke up in time for AsaCoco. Good morning mXXXXers
What are some signs you’re being manipulated?	Will go back to read
What's the weirdest/funniest thing you've been told after sex?	That I did a good job, I couldn’t believe it.
What excuses you keep tellin' yourself for why you aren't good enough?	I use to be top at a lot when I was a child. Where I struggled I would put extra work to being good. I was academically gifted, physically well off and relatively popular. Now I have very few friends that I barely see, I cannot get a job at all because nobody wants me and everything I seem to try I fail. It’s like all the success I had as a child has stopped and it’s failure here on
If dogs say woof and cats say meow, what does the human say?	English, motherfucker, do you even speak it?
What's better, stuff or things?	crap
Parents, what was the most violent thing your toddler did to you, with a huge smile on their face?	I’m not a parent but when I was 2 I threw my dog down the stairs to see if he could fly
What’s every parents greatest fear?	Having their kid go missing and never knowing what happened.
What are your opinions on posting nudes online?	As someone who does that myself. Do it. As long as you're comfortable with it and nobody's forcing you, do what you want.
What's something that's clearly a scam but people have been conditioned to believe it's "normal"?	Religion
What would make you rich if it became a form of currency?	Masturbation
What’s the best Zelda game and why?	The best are probably Twilight princess or Breath of the Wild
What great supporting characters would be terrible if they had their own stand-alone movie?	Chewbacca
You gotta Snog, Shag, and Marry one of each. What’s your order out of Hitler, DTrump and Boris Johnson?	You mean I get to shag a dead guy without being judged... and it being Hitler. Best day ever
Would you consider the mom in 'Unhinged' a Karen why or why not?	I don’t think she’s a Karen, she’s just an idiot who thinks she has some superiority over someone else because she’s too caught up in her own life and her own worries/decisions to care about others and how that affects them. So actually, she is a Karen after all.
If you could create a new ideology, what would it be called and what would it do?	Just spreading kindness. We need more of it
What is the best thing to eat if you get hungry in the middle of the night and everyone else is sleeping?	The sleeping people's ass.
Women, if you could make a man wear a dress of your choice, what kind would it be?	a maid dress... just something about men in maid outfits

What's the best way to get over you first love/heartbreak?

Time. Time heals everything

What's something you would say to someone who is dealing with depression to let them know they're okay?

It’s not really that simple.

If completely selfless prayers were actively answered for 24 hours, who or what would you pray for?

I'd ask that everybody would be able to discern what is true from what is false.

What Reality Show do you think has been on too long or should have never existed?

Keeping Up With The Kardashian's

If "Lady Marmalade" from Moulin Rouge were made today who are the 4 singers?

All I know is that Ariana Grande is Christina.

What very minor superficial injury caused you the most pain and suffering?

Heartbreak

What habit would you work on this year?

Already started at 0:00 - quit smoking!

What was your "I gotta quit doing this to myself" moment? Can be about anything. Food, sex, relationships, etc. What was your moment?

I gotta stop procrastinating a get my school work done or I’ll fail my class knowing that I can very easily pass if I put it in even the slightest effort

What is your weirdest 3am thought?

“Don’t move, something is watching me!”

Who the fuck are you? Why?

I’m the game

what is your proudest moment?

Staying alive.

If you were a dragon what would you hoard?

Chicken tenders

To the people who tried auto-erotic asphyxiation what was it like do you recommend it?

Why this isn’t NSFW?

What is the most awkward sexual experience you have ever had?

I should have never trusted that fart...

An old Indian film where a dog saves a child from the sun and smears it with cream?

r/tipofmytongue

If someone is proficient at guitar and keyboard/piano, how difficult would it be for them to learn a wind instrument?

They’ll have a leg up because they already know their theory, but really it’s a totally ballgame. Wind instruments require not only memorizing proper fingering, but developing and maintaining an embouchure and learning proper breathing techniques. Like I said, if they can skip the theory then it’ll be quicker than if they’d never played anything, but if they’ve never played a wind instrument they’ll be starting as a beginner.

What's something you do that makes you feel superior to other people?

reach for tall items

If going outside was a game, what would be some loading screen tips?

Look both ways before you cross the street

What’s your opinion on routine infant circumcision?

Barbaric

How important is sex in a relationship?

As important as the people in the relationship deem it to be. So that ranges from critically important (and validly so) to completely unimportant (and validly so).

What celebrity fascinates you the most?

Will never understand people's worship of celebrities.

Do you believe the moon is round? Why or why not?

The moon is a hologram hun

Do y’all have experience with employers for long term/higher level/responsibility positions having an implicit preference for men due to the risk of “starting a family”? If so, how frequently have you encountered this or have been guilty of this yourself?

Only time I've heard of it was when a position opened up and a female candidate was just about to take maternity leave for 6 months. Understandably, it's in the businesses favor to not fill the position with someone that's gonna be gone for half a year

What is the likelihood that when someone says, "It'll come to me in a minute", then later says, "Oh, yeah..." and then continues that they are talking about the same thing they forgot earlier?

2.32 * 10^-15 hz.

If you had the power to telepathically make anyone orgasm at anytime, how would you use it ?

Depends Can I use it on myself?

What’s your favorite swear word?

Cunt

People with large immediate families, what’s the most memorable comment you’ve gotten about your family size?

After telling them about me immediate family one person told me "You Irish people fuck like rabbits don't you?"

What's the most inappropriate time you've laughed?

When I farted in class. My friend and I had an unofficial bucket list in college for things to do before graduating. One, stupid in hindsight, was going to class tipsy/drunk. I had one class that was in a large lecture hall and the last day of that semester was just listening to group presentations. Attendance was part of your final grade and I had already presented, so this seemed like the perfect time to cross the above item off of the bucket list. The class was in the evening, so I decided to cook some dinner first. I was really into baking brussels sprouts at the time, so my friend and I cracked open some cold ones and chowed down on some sprouts. Now for those of you who aren't familiar, brussels sprouts have a bad habit of making people gassy. We get into class and are sitting about halfway up the lecture hall. We get a few presentations in and all is fine. We're enjoying our buzz ans generally chilling. Suddenly I feel my stomach start to rumble. There is a group of international students from China giving their presentation. They're doing a great job, but their English pronunciation isn't the best. All of a sudden, I couldn't hold it anymore and the winds were released. This wasn't a silent one but a nice loud one that was only amplified by the curved hard plastic seats and the acoustics of sitting in the middle of a large lecture hall. My friend and I start cracking up. We get dirty looks from my professor, the Chinese students, and some others in class. I do my best to stifle my laughter and pray that they don't think I'm laughing at their accent. However, being a little drunk lowered my inhibitions and self control. I had such a hard time controlling my laughter. Any time I would calm down, I would look over at my friend and he would start cracking up, which set me off once again. I kid you not, I didn't stop laughing for literally 10 minutes. Luckily, it was Winter and I had my beanie with me that I could shove my face into whenever the laughing became too much. Honestly, if I could go back, I wouldn't change a thing because it was one of my funniest memories from college.

Who is your favorite Non-Caucasian Hollywood celebrity?

Brad Pitt

Did you ever have to pick between two lovers? How did it go?

Picked the wrong one.

What simple word do you consistently have difficulty spelling?

As a non-native speaker, it's impressive how many people misspell the word "definitely" I have seen it in so many different ways that it confuses me even more about that word lol

What movie brings back the most nostalgia for you?

Home Alone.

What’s the best defining behavior / mindset from your country? And, of course, what country is it?

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant. What do you think they weigh? And out the window to the parking lot At their SUV's taking all the space. They give no fuck. They talk as loud as they want. They give no fuck. Just as long as there's enough for them. ~Ben folds USA

What’s something you wish you would’ve known sooner or feel like everyone else should already know or become of aware of ?

Investing in stocks isn’t as easy as I thought it was a week back.

What advice would you give to a new car buyer?

Don’t. The calls you will get about your vehicles extended warranty will haunt you for years.

Which song gives you an energy rush?

Sabaton or Lone Digger by Caravan Palace

Have you met a celebrity? Who was it? How was it? What happened?

I've met 5. They're just like everyone else.

What would it be if you could choose one super-power until the end of this year? An why?

If charmspeak were a real thing (reference to Percy Jackson seried), I'd use it to convince people to be better and do nicer things for others. I know, kind of cheesy

What are some fun things to do with friends that don’t cost excessive amounts of money (not at home)?

Go to the park or just hang out at a food court once covid restrictions have eased. There is also the library too if that is opened look into if there is a room you can book for free or very cheap and you can literally hang out together.

If by removing, adding or changing a letter from a book's name you could change it into a porn novel, what would the new name be?

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

How do you make a stupid person not want to be stupid anymore?

Bro idk isn’t that the only thing that makes someone stupid. Not wanting to learn.

What are some signs of substance abuse?

A university degree.

What is your “trust the process” story?

Flunked out of my university's business management program. University put me on probation and then that escalated to required to leave status once I had flunked the program, during my first year of university. Went from doing really solid in high school, to completely failing. My options were: go to college, or sit on the sidelines for a year and then reapply to university again as if I were a high school student. I chose neither. Switched majors to Sociology. Started my university career in 2011, got my degree in 2016.

What little life change did you make that you would highly recommend others make?

Block out anyone that sends negative vibes. No matter how little or big the vibe is.

How rare is a 1964 GTO Pontiac 421?

Not as rare as the 1969 GTO Pontiac 420.

What are some of the antiquated views about women and traditional family that you agree with and why?

I like traditional man works woman stays home. Not that everyone should but for me I like it. Both parents working too much isnt good for kids and women are more tired and depressed now than ever.

What is the most adorable thing you've seen your pet do?

When I knew she was starting to get attached to my newborn son because she would pickup his baby socks and carry them to her bed to cuddle with them. Now they’re both 5 and she still keeps little “treasures” of his in her bed.

People who like coffee, why?

Because it's GODLY.

What is the most irritating game that annoys even the most patient people?

Farmville. It never ends.

What seemingly harmless object was banned at your school and why ?

Clickable pens....In middle school our whole class started to spam click our pens at a certain time of day for a week and our teachers couldn’t take it anymore.

People with Instagram profiles, how did you get your current profile picture taken?

I don't have one but they get it professionally done then pretend it's candid.

If you only had 9 lives, what would you use them for?

ONLY 9 lives, the hell are you some super cat?

What are your thoughts on getting paid $100 to indemnify someone with a bilateral epididymectomy for $1 million in the event that their vas deferens will regenerate and attach itself directly to one or both of their testicles?

I got a stroke reading this and I doubt I am the only one.

[NSFW] why do you masturbate?

pp hard

What is the least amount of clothing you’ve worn to answer the door for a delivery?

Just my pubes.

What is mail order brides? How do you do it? how does it work in this century?

Today they are really just international dating sites. Here is an article that explains the [basics of mail order brides in great detail.](https://www.internationallovescout.com/the-truth/how-do-mail-order-brides-work) But DON'T just trust people on the internet. Read the [best academic studies on mail order brides, they are shockingly positive.](https://www.internationallovescout.com/scholarly-research/research-about-international-dating-mail-order-brides) DM me if you have any questions. Mail order brides are not for everyone but they are great for otherwise successful European and American guys who are a little socially awkward. Seriously, a [decent American or European guy is much more attractive overseas.](https://www.internationallovescout.com/the-truth/why-you-are-more-desirable-overseas) Happy New Year!

People who haven't pooped in twenty twenty one yet, why are you still holding on to twenty twenty's shit?

I took a vow of constipation

What famous (and not so famous) film locations do you live near?

I live in Nottingham, UK. Woolaton hall, about a half an hour’s drive from me, was used as Wayne Manor in the Dark Knight rises.

Why do you feel empty after you feel extremely elated in your daily life?

Have you seen a therapist before?

What parenting technique do you think is the best?

If you like your tongue goes blue. So if they dont want to show their tongue they are lying

People who bribe college officials to get your kids admitted, why?

Because their kids suck, and they know it.

What's included with your daily personal development checklist of tasks?

Wake up, remind myself the belt goes around the waist and not the neck, and go about the day.

How mad would you be if your friend forgot to wish you a happy birthday?

Not mad at all. I have lots of friends. I don't hold them to any kind of obligation unless they have agreed

In the movie Stephens King “ Christine” why did Christine kill the junk yard owner when he was the one who originally supplied the Parts to Artie to fix her up ?

Because he was a shiter and shiters have to die.

(serious) What does it feel like to get penetrated during sex, and vise versa?

Lot of pressure till it’s all in, then just pleasurable friction. If you go to hard and too fast it can be painful.

Are you going back to the gym this January, why or why not?

Nah, I’m on vacation

If life were a game, what would be some of its achievements?

Every birthday would be a level-up

What is the missing thing in your life that could make it a bit more close to make you feel complete right now?

a boyfriend i guess

What are some suggestions for a youtube channel name?

It completely depends on the theme of the channel

What is sausage usually made of?

Different parts of the animal that don't look nice

What would be the best career if you’ve always been really good at math?

Engineering

What are ways to make your bird as happy as possible?

Buy it a cage, plenty of water and food

What is the best song to listen to with high quality headphones?

Probably something that's gonna really test them out to the max. How about omen by prodigy, or bangarang by skrillex

What 2010s movie brings back the most nostalgia for you?

Teen beach movie, I remember every summer while my nanny was doing a barbecue I would watch it while jumping everywhere and dancing

What is the best joke you know?

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent: "You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me Riley the bar builder? No.” He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me Riley the wall builder? No." "Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me Riley the pier builder? No." "But ya fuck *one* goat.."

You hate all of humanity and you have the goal of creating as much chaos and destruction as humanely possible, how would you do it?

Become president and then deny science and medicine during a pandemic.

What is the dirtiest secret that you have ever found out about one of your parents?

Nice try, mom, but I didn't see what you and the mailman did.

What is something which is not worth the money but people still buy it?

$20 skins in games

Who eats their ear wax?

Antimaskers

If you could reform the earth in only one way what would it be?

id make it a rectangle

What is the best gift you have ever received?

My brother

(serious)What is your favorite music genre, and time period of the songs?

Grunge or 80s/90s alternative

What did that MFer do?

They woke up in time for AsaCoco. Good morning mXXXXers

What are some signs you’re being manipulated?

Will go back to read

What's the weirdest/funniest thing you've been told after sex?

That I did a good job, I couldn’t believe it.

What excuses you keep tellin' yourself for why you aren't good enough?

I use to be top at a lot when I was a child. Where I struggled I would put extra work to being good. I was academically gifted, physically well off and relatively popular. Now I have very few friends that I barely see, I cannot get a job at all because nobody wants me and everything I seem to try I fail. It’s like all the success I had as a child has stopped and it’s failure here on

If dogs say woof and cats say meow, what does the human say?

English, motherfucker, do you even speak it?

What's better, stuff or things?

crap

Parents, what was the most violent thing your toddler did to you, with a huge smile on their face?

I’m not a parent but when I was 2 I threw my dog down the stairs to see if he could fly

What’s every parents greatest fear?

Having their kid go missing and never knowing what happened.

What are your opinions on posting nudes online?

As someone who does that myself. Do it. As long as you're comfortable with it and nobody's forcing you, do what you want.

What's something that's clearly a scam but people have been conditioned to believe it's "normal"?

Religion

What would make you rich if it became a form of currency?

Masturbation

What’s the best Zelda game and why?

The best are probably Twilight princess or Breath of the Wild

What great supporting characters would be terrible if they had their own stand-alone movie?

Chewbacca

You gotta Snog, Shag, and Marry one of each. What’s your order out of Hitler, DTrump and Boris Johnson?

You mean I get to shag a dead guy without being judged... and it being Hitler. Best day ever

Would you consider the mom in 'Unhinged' a Karen why or why not?

I don’t think she’s a Karen, she’s just an idiot who thinks she has some superiority over someone else because she’s too caught up in her own life and her own worries/decisions to care about others and how that affects them. So actually, she is a Karen after all.

If you could create a new ideology, what would it be called and what would it do?

Just spreading kindness. We need more of it

What is the best thing to eat if you get hungry in the middle of the night and everyone else is sleeping?

The sleeping people's ass.

Women, if you could make a man wear a dress of your choice, what kind would it be?

a maid dress... just something about men in maid outfits