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Men who get lots of urine on the floor around a urinal, are you peeing on your shoes? How does this happen?	This was definitely posted by a female, or a guy with a sniper scope attachment on his penis
What kind of double life do you live?	Content creator 2 days a week....mom and nurse 7 days a week.
What was the worst that a prank (by you or on you) has gone wrong?	A long time ago I had a green monkey teddy and me and my sister had bunkbeds so when she say up I swung the teddy under my bed and hit her in the face. The teddy was one of those with rock solid eyes, she got a black eye and my teddy was put up in the attic where it has to get thrown out because we had rats go up there and pee on everything. I still miss it :(
What’s something you think is surprisingly cheap for what you get?	Bananas
What food sounds overrated, but absolutely deserves the praise it gets?	Pizza
What is your alter ego like?	a very jaded cybernetically enhanced badass with anger issues
People who hold dual citizenship, what are the advantages and disadvantages of having an extra passport?	just in case you lose one you have a handy spare and those things are expensive to replace
Tomorrow morning, you wake up and find you are in the body of an animal which best suits your personality. What animal are you?	Sloth, all i wanna do is hang from a tree and laze about all day....
What song you didn't like at first, but ended up loving it?	Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye
If one could be stopped which would you stop, your significant other from being raped or closest friend from being shot?	Bruh...
How was your first day of the year? Is it going to be a good year?	I think so! My ps5 is arriving tomorrow and I am thankful that most of my family is still alive!
Wait, if you get hit in the balls so many times, wouldn't it act like any other bone and strengthen enough to where u won't flinched when u get punched?	Balls aren't bones....
Those who earn ~100K or more without a degree, how did you get started and what is your current role?	Which currency? Country? 100k net or gross? Monthly or annually?
What are some ways to make long distance relationships last?	Constant visits, daily/nightly face time, care packages.
People who dislike youtube videos, why?	Because I didn't like the video.
What is the first rule about you that a person must know before starting a friendship with you?	Texting daily is key to a good friendship. I'm a simple person. As long as you have a pulse and aren't a POS then we are fine.
What does it take to be a good man(person) in your opinion?	Loving yourself, having a strong emotional intelligence, managing your ego well, continually growing yourself, and having a healthy relationship with fear is a good foundation. That'll help stabilize you mentally, so your stresses and anxieties that you'll experience in life will be easier to manage. As a result, you can find happiness in a lot more things, be easier to be around, support others more completely, and love others as they deserve to be loved.
(nsfw) (serious)Those who've been with women of different ethnicity, which one's have had the best tasting vaginas?	It doesn’t matter the ethnicity. What matters is their diet and lifestyle. Are you ok? You sound nasty as fuck
What’s a cool, new website you’ve discovered lately?	Chess.com allows you to play chess with anyone across the world. It even works in mobile browsers.
What’s the best way to get rid of the cat piss smell?	F l a m e t h r o w e r
Straight people: What happened that time you teased a gay person in a sensual way only to see how far you could trick them, but as it went on their soft hands suddenly convinced you this could become something more than just a prank due to the righteousness of their touch?	I don't lead people on so that's never happened to me.
How did you get over alchohol nausea?	Stop drinking.
What movie or show used a made up fact that worked its way into mainstream dialogue as being an actual fact?	White Wilderness - a Disney nature "doc" that is responsible for much of the proliferation of the belief that lemmings commit mass suicide
When is the worst time to get inseminated?	On a day that ends with "Y"
Whats the stupidest thing you've done as a kid?	Letting peer pressure dictate a lot of my character, who I hung out with, and what I did.
What is something you can tell us that will confuse the hell out of everyone?	I am typing with my dick and surprisingly its not slow
Americans who believe in bothsidesism, how does it feel to be the ones called stupid by the entire world?	have we just created a pc term for centrism?
What is the longest you have given someone the silent treatment and why?	It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna
What "season/festivity food" you wish you could find and eat more often?	We don’t usually have it a lot except for Christmas, but cranberry sauce. My ma only gets it for Christmas turkey and I wished that we got more
If you could relive one day in your life, which would it be, and why?	I specifically remember this, March 29, 2019. I asked out my ex in the most cringeworthy way imaginable that I’d rather not do. I would just punch that bitch in the face and run the opposite way ffs
What have you learned from the COVID-19 pandemic?	Some americans are just too stupid to live.
What do y’all get at subway that other people think is weird?	I ask them to toast my sandwich twice most days.
If your pet could have a favorite movie, what would it be?	Bolt
What piece of advice helped you during rough times?	You can't change the past no matter what. But you can change the future.
Chicks with side guys, how did they find out about each other?	Grindr
[Serious] What is something going on right now that you feel the media isn’t talking about?	Irregular frequencies have been picked up coming from the region of nearby star Proxima centauri (4.2 light yrs), frequencies scientists think cannot be produced naturally. Pretty crazy.
People with crazy family game night story’s , what game was it and what happened?	Last night we played a game of uno. Whoever looses a round losses a finger. I lost all 10 on one hand.
How are you taking care of yourself during the COVID-19 plague?	I’m sorry what is “taking care of yourself”?
Doctors/Nurses/Dentists, what is the strangest thing someone has requested to keep after a procedure?	I work at a vet clinic, heard a story from one of my coworkers. some guy had to have his cat euthanized. he requested we pull all the cats teeth so he could make a necklace out of them (we did not)
What things are way more expensive than they seem?	So as an example bras Those fuckers are expensive as hell
Non-Americans who constantly bash on the US, how many states do you know from memory?	As an American, who cares? I don't need to know the counties of the UK to know Brexit was a dumb ass decision lol
What is a sign someone had an above-average education?	When they accidentally slip in words that the average people won't use (too difficult, too formal etc)
Who is the Alex Jones of your country?	Alex Jones
What memories, if any, are you not sure have truly existed?	Doesn’t really count but for a long time as a kid I had this memory of my dad dropping me off to school naked and despite me trying to tell him he just wouldn’t acknowledge me and just made me go to school. It was completely outrageous and totally not true but for awhile when I was young I genuinely thought that happened.
If heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you approach the pearly gates?	Don't tell the others, but you are my favorite.
If you absolutely had to choose one person that you’ve met IRL to die, who would you choose and why?	When I was in first grade, a kid that I won't name, punched me in the nose because I touched "his window" on the bus. The punch caused permanent damage to my nose, and now, 1 of my nostrils are blocked and I have a slightly twisted nose. I might have to do surgery in the future because of that guy
What is delicious but many people haven't tasted?	Dried seaweed
If they held Olympic Games for the average person to perform everyday type of activities what would you try out for?	Procrastinationathon
People who have been shocked by a defibrillator, what is it really like?	Well if you need to be shocked you don't feel it. But when I was shocked it took between 3 to 4 minutes to bring me back and when I came back I had kind of a burning sensation. Not too bad but noticable. I don't know how many times they shocked me but probably several. Sorry I can't be of more help but I had heart problems and I think I died 4 time that day and it's such a shock on your body that I don't remember much because your whole body is in turmoil along with all of your senses and feelings.
What is the most disturbing thing that happened to you while on a trip abroad?	Why would you trip a broad?
How long is cooked sausage good out if the fridge?	Until the flies carry it away.
What was the first time you were depressed?	To be truly fucking honest I feel like I’ve always been like this just took a while and whole lot of almosts to realize that.
What is your biggest regret?	Nothing.....regret leaves a rearview mirror in front of the chances you should have taken
Who do you miss the most right now?	Live music.
What simple concepts would be hardest to explain to an alien?	Goverenment. We pick get to pick which person abuses and steals from us every few years
What do boys’ sleepovers look like? It’s literally a mystery. Could be styling each other’s hair or summoning demons?	Video games talking about girls food videogames roasts bulling jokes videogames no sleep then 1 hour of sleep and then repeat once we get home sleep
What do you miss the most about Windows XP?	Pinball
If you could travel back in time, which one average sized book would you take to kick-start civilization ?	A picture book of how to be civil. They can't read.
So we already know history has some terrible people ( like serial killer and dictators) but do any of them have a favorite movie/tv show/book ? if so what would it be and what did they like about it ?	Hitler's favorite movie was Viva Villa! about Pancho Villa from the Mexican Revolutionary. I guess he wanted to see himself as a revolutionary figure himself
Who let the dogs out?	Who?
What's the strangest skill you posses?	I can cum twice without a break
Is it possible for lightning to strike when it’s near/below freezing outside?	yup - called thundersnow [https://abcnews.go.com/US/thundersnow-explaining-rare-winter-storm-occurance/story?id=53585831#:\~:text=Thundersnow%20is%20a%20rare%20winter,lightning%20happen%20during%20a%20snowstorm.&text=Thundersnow%20often%20coincides%20with%20very,to%203%20inches%20per%20hour](https://abcnews.go.com/US/thundersnow-explaining-rare-winter-storm-occurance/story?id=53585831#:~:text=Thundersnow%20is%20a%20rare%20winter,lightning%20happen%20during%20a%20snowstorm.&text=Thundersnow%20often%20coincides%20with%20very,to%203%20inches%20per%20hour).
What are your thoughts on pet rats?	They seem absolutely amazing - intelligent and affectionate. But their short lifespan is heartbreaking and I don't think I could do that to myself.
What would you do if you got told that you only had one hour to live? What would you do for a day? A month?	For one hour I'd go to an open road drive my car like I'm an F1 driver until I crashed it.
We all say that life is unfair, but how come we don't bother trying to change that?	Because it’s unfair
What are some Animals that Gave the Middle Finger to Natural Secection?	Have you seen a platypus recently?
what was the worst thing you have ever tasted ?	Those nasty gross flavored jelly belly jelly beans. Barf was the worst, I don't even want to know how they get them to taste exactly like gross stuff. I feel bad for the taste testers honestly.
What was the stupidest thing you believed as a kid?	If you lie your tongue goes blue
What are the most random and weirdest fact y'all know ?	Tarantulas can swim apparently
Those that have been deemed 'clinically dead' or had near death experiences, what awaits us poor schmucks on the other side?	There’s literally nothing there. It is peaceful though
What is something that seems to be widely loved or enjoyed that you personally think is overrated?	Harry Potter, it’s boring af and the characters and relationships aren’t engaging at all
[Serious] If given the opportunity (and nobody would ever find out), would you "cut" in line to get the covid-19 vaccine? Why/why not?	I would and woudln't. First of all considering that I have lung cancer I just want to get a vaccine that would help me to get outside of my house, but at the same time I don't know if it's not gonna worsen my whole health state. The reason I wouldn't is because I know that there are people who are probably gonna live longer than me after all and maybe they do deserve that even more.
What lesser known movie from 20+ years ago should everyone see?	SLC Punk
How would you try to pleasure a woman?	Leave.
What is the worst book you've ever read?	Fifty shades...
What are you gagging for?	Because you’re so big, cow boy?
How did the popular kid at your school go from cool to fool?	Printed off money and tried to use it. Cops got involved and a assembly was held about how using fake currency could get us a massive fine and jailtime.
What’s your most irrational fear?	Get eaten by hungry cats while asleep.
What’s a weird food combo you enjoy?	In my case, Peanutbutter and hotdogs, or a peanutbutter and mayo sandwich.
What do you think the guy that has to pixelate Japanese porn is thinking about what he does day after day and why?	Thanks for the money suckers
What does a glass of water at 3am taste like?	Refreshing because my mouth is no longer dry but also kind of weird since my breath tastes bad.
What is the best way to climb a tree with one hand?	With both arms
What's the funniest thing you've ever heard a kid say?	My friend's son getting done taking a bath, "Get me out of this booty soup"
What is your favorite Harry Potter Book and why?	Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. After that, The Prisoner of Azkaban. Edit: forgot to say why: Snape.
[NSFW] What is your surprise orgasm story?	I was having sex with this girl I dated with her on top and we both came super intensely after only a minute. We were like wtf just happened?
Who is the dumbest person you know?	u/rishnu77
When’s the last time you had to run at full speed like you were in a movie?	I heard the ice cream truck.
What's the point of it all?	The point of it all for me is to simply explore and experience as much of this amazing world as I can while avoiding all the bad and evil I can before my matter is returned to the universe.
What’s the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in your school/college?	I had a crush on this girl (and have had one for years) and then she joined an Instagram live that me and my friends were doing and then all my friends made a noise and looked at me. Then she messaged me “I’m guessing you sent that invite to the wrong person.” After that day it’s always been super awkward when we go near each other
people who were the fastest runner as a kid what are you now ?	Lonely.
What is your opinion on Shawn Penn?	I prefer his good twin brother, Sean Penncil.
What's a book/movie/song that affected you deeply?	For me it was actually two series, Avatar TLA and Legend of Korra.
In today’s society, why is it considered fine to whistle in a public bathroom but not Mongolian throat sing?	Where is it considered fine to whistle I bathroom? I would frown _the shit out of you_
If aliens visited us someday, with what or how would they pay the cost of living on the Earth?	If they didn't just gain control of the entire planet. I'm sure they would have things to trade such as technology, rare minerals, exotic plants and animals.
If you were to put all the organs in the body on a tierlist, what would be in C tier?	Pancreas, spleen, large intestine
If you've been genuinely offended, how did life turn out in the aftermath?	I punched a guy in the mouth in primary school cause he said Dinosaurs were stupid. Never before or since have I been so genuinely offended by something that is technically true from a certain point if view.
If you had the power to make someone wet there pants, who and when would you use said power?	Probably against a person that can't distinguish There/Their
Former homeless people, what are the first things you noticed while being homeless?	How expensive it is.
What is the Meaning of Life?	42
What does squirting feel like? In comparison to a regular orgasm?	It is better. Also shaky legs for hours... Spaghetti legs.

Men who get lots of urine on the floor around a urinal, are you peeing on your shoes? How does this happen?

This was definitely posted by a female, or a guy with a sniper scope attachment on his penis

What kind of double life do you live?

Content creator 2 days a week....mom and nurse 7 days a week.

What was the worst that a prank (by you or on you) has gone wrong?

A long time ago I had a green monkey teddy and me and my sister had bunkbeds so when she say up I swung the teddy under my bed and hit her in the face. The teddy was one of those with rock solid eyes, she got a black eye and my teddy was put up in the attic where it has to get thrown out because we had rats go up there and pee on everything. I still miss it :(

What’s something you think is surprisingly cheap for what you get?

Bananas

What food sounds overrated, but absolutely deserves the praise it gets?

Pizza

What is your alter ego like?

a very jaded cybernetically enhanced badass with anger issues

People who hold dual citizenship, what are the advantages and disadvantages of having an extra passport?

just in case you lose one you have a handy spare and those things are expensive to replace

Tomorrow morning, you wake up and find you are in the body of an animal which best suits your personality. What animal are you?

Sloth, all i wanna do is hang from a tree and laze about all day....

What song you didn't like at first, but ended up loving it?

Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye

If one could be stopped which would you stop, your significant other from being raped or closest friend from being shot?

Bruh...

How was your first day of the year? Is it going to be a good year?

I think so! My ps5 is arriving tomorrow and I am thankful that most of my family is still alive!

Wait, if you get hit in the balls so many times, wouldn't it act like any other bone and strengthen enough to where u won't flinched when u get punched?

Balls aren't bones....

Those who earn ~100K or more without a degree, how did you get started and what is your current role?

Which currency? Country? 100k net or gross? Monthly or annually?

What are some ways to make long distance relationships last?

Constant visits, daily/nightly face time, care packages.

People who dislike youtube videos, why?

Because I didn't like the video.

What is the first rule about you that a person must know before starting a friendship with you?

Texting daily is key to a good friendship. I'm a simple person. As long as you have a pulse and aren't a POS then we are fine.

What does it take to be a good man(person) in your opinion?

Loving yourself, having a strong emotional intelligence, managing your ego well, continually growing yourself, and having a healthy relationship with fear is a good foundation. That'll help stabilize you mentally, so your stresses and anxieties that you'll experience in life will be easier to manage. As a result, you can find happiness in a lot more things, be easier to be around, support others more completely, and love others as they deserve to be loved.

(nsfw) (serious)Those who've been with women of different ethnicity, which one's have had the best tasting vaginas?

It doesn’t matter the ethnicity. What matters is their diet and lifestyle. Are you ok? You sound nasty as fuck

What’s a cool, new website you’ve discovered lately?

Chess.com allows you to play chess with anyone across the world. It even works in mobile browsers.

What’s the best way to get rid of the cat piss smell?

F l a m e t h r o w e r

Straight people: What happened that time you teased a gay person in a sensual way only to see how far you could trick them, but as it went on their soft hands suddenly convinced you this could become something more than just a prank due to the righteousness of their touch?

I don't lead people on so that's never happened to me.

How did you get over alchohol nausea?

Stop drinking.

What movie or show used a made up fact that worked its way into mainstream dialogue as being an actual fact?

White Wilderness - a Disney nature "doc" that is responsible for much of the proliferation of the belief that lemmings commit mass suicide

When is the worst time to get inseminated?

On a day that ends with "Y"

Whats the stupidest thing you've done as a kid?

Letting peer pressure dictate a lot of my character, who I hung out with, and what I did.

What is something you can tell us that will confuse the hell out of everyone?

I am typing with my dick and surprisingly its not slow

Americans who believe in bothsidesism, how does it feel to be the ones called stupid by the entire world?

have we just created a pc term for centrism?

What is the longest you have given someone the silent treatment and why?

It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna

What "season/festivity food" you wish you could find and eat more often?

We don’t usually have it a lot except for Christmas, but cranberry sauce. My ma only gets it for Christmas turkey and I wished that we got more

If you could relive one day in your life, which would it be, and why?

I specifically remember this, March 29, 2019. I asked out my ex in the most cringeworthy way imaginable that I’d rather not do. I would just punch that bitch in the face and run the opposite way ffs

What have you learned from the COVID-19 pandemic?

Some americans are just too stupid to live.

What do y’all get at subway that other people think is weird?

I ask them to toast my sandwich twice most days.

If your pet could have a favorite movie, what would it be?

Bolt

What piece of advice helped you during rough times?

You can't change the past no matter what. But you can change the future.

Chicks with side guys, how did they find out about each other?

Grindr

[Serious] What is something going on right now that you feel the media isn’t talking about?

Irregular frequencies have been picked up coming from the region of nearby star Proxima centauri (4.2 light yrs), frequencies scientists think cannot be produced naturally. Pretty crazy.

People with crazy family game night story’s , what game was it and what happened?

Last night we played a game of uno. Whoever looses a round losses a finger. I lost all 10 on one hand.

How are you taking care of yourself during the COVID-19 plague?

I’m sorry what is “taking care of yourself”?

Doctors/Nurses/Dentists, what is the strangest thing someone has requested to keep after a procedure?

I work at a vet clinic, heard a story from one of my coworkers. some guy had to have his cat euthanized. he requested we pull all the cats teeth so he could make a necklace out of them (we did not)

What things are way more expensive than they seem?

So as an example bras Those fuckers are expensive as hell

Non-Americans who constantly bash on the US, how many states do you know from memory?

As an American, who cares? I don't need to know the counties of the UK to know Brexit was a dumb ass decision lol

What is a sign someone had an above-average education?

When they accidentally slip in words that the average people won't use (too difficult, too formal etc)

Who is the Alex Jones of your country?

Alex Jones

What memories, if any, are you not sure have truly existed?

Doesn’t really count but for a long time as a kid I had this memory of my dad dropping me off to school naked and despite me trying to tell him he just wouldn’t acknowledge me and just made me go to school. It was completely outrageous and totally not true but for awhile when I was young I genuinely thought that happened.

If heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you approach the pearly gates?

Don't tell the others, but you are my favorite.

If you absolutely had to choose one person that you’ve met IRL to die, who would you choose and why?

When I was in first grade, a kid that I won't name, punched me in the nose because I touched "his window" on the bus. The punch caused permanent damage to my nose, and now, 1 of my nostrils are blocked and I have a slightly twisted nose. I might have to do surgery in the future because of that guy

What is delicious but many people haven't tasted?

Dried seaweed

If they held Olympic Games for the average person to perform everyday type of activities what would you try out for?

Procrastinationathon

People who have been shocked by a defibrillator, what is it really like?

Well if you need to be shocked you don't feel it. But when I was shocked it took between 3 to 4 minutes to bring me back and when I came back I had kind of a burning sensation. Not too bad but noticable. I don't know how many times they shocked me but probably several. Sorry I can't be of more help but I had heart problems and I think I died 4 time that day and it's such a shock on your body that I don't remember much because your whole body is in turmoil along with all of your senses and feelings.

What is the most disturbing thing that happened to you while on a trip abroad?

Why would you trip a broad?

How long is cooked sausage good out if the fridge?

Until the flies carry it away.

What was the first time you were depressed?

To be truly fucking honest I feel like I’ve always been like this just took a while and whole lot of almosts to realize that.

What is your biggest regret?

Nothing.....regret leaves a rearview mirror in front of the chances you should have taken

Who do you miss the most right now?

Live music.

What simple concepts would be hardest to explain to an alien?

Goverenment. We pick get to pick which person abuses and steals from us every few years

What do boys’ sleepovers look like? It’s literally a mystery. Could be styling each other’s hair or summoning demons?

Video games talking about girls food videogames roasts bulling jokes videogames no sleep then 1 hour of sleep and then repeat once we get home sleep

What do you miss the most about Windows XP?

Pinball

If you could travel back in time, which one average sized book would you take to kick-start civilization ?

A picture book of how to be civil. They can't read.

So we already know history has some terrible people ( like serial killer and dictators) but do any of them have a favorite movie/tv show/book ? if so what would it be and what did they like about it ?

Hitler's favorite movie was Viva Villa! about Pancho Villa from the Mexican Revolutionary. I guess he wanted to see himself as a revolutionary figure himself

Who let the dogs out?

Who?

What's the strangest skill you posses?

I can cum twice without a break

Is it possible for lightning to strike when it’s near/below freezing outside?

yup - called thundersnow [https://abcnews.go.com/US/thundersnow-explaining-rare-winter-storm-occurance/story?id=53585831#:\~:text=Thundersnow%20is%20a%20rare%20winter,lightning%20happen%20during%20a%20snowstorm.&text=Thundersnow%20often%20coincides%20with%20very,to%203%20inches%20per%20hour](https://abcnews.go.com/US/thundersnow-explaining-rare-winter-storm-occurance/story?id=53585831#:~:text=Thundersnow%20is%20a%20rare%20winter,lightning%20happen%20during%20a%20snowstorm.&text=Thundersnow%20often%20coincides%20with%20very,to%203%20inches%20per%20hour).

What are your thoughts on pet rats?

They seem absolutely amazing - intelligent and affectionate. But their short lifespan is heartbreaking and I don't think I could do that to myself.

What would you do if you got told that you only had one hour to live? What would you do for a day? A month?

For one hour I'd go to an open road drive my car like I'm an F1 driver until I crashed it.

We all say that life is unfair, but how come we don't bother trying to change that?

Because it’s unfair

What are some Animals that Gave the Middle Finger to Natural Secection?

Have you seen a platypus recently?

what was the worst thing you have ever tasted ?

Those nasty gross flavored jelly belly jelly beans. Barf was the worst, I don't even want to know how they get them to taste exactly like gross stuff. I feel bad for the taste testers honestly.

What was the stupidest thing you believed as a kid?

If you lie your tongue goes blue

What are the most random and weirdest fact y'all know ?

Tarantulas can swim apparently

Those that have been deemed 'clinically dead' or had near death experiences, what awaits us poor schmucks on the other side?

There’s literally nothing there. It is peaceful though

What is something that seems to be widely loved or enjoyed that you personally think is overrated?

Harry Potter, it’s boring af and the characters and relationships aren’t engaging at all

[Serious] If given the opportunity (and nobody would ever find out), would you "cut" in line to get the covid-19 vaccine? Why/why not?

I would and woudln't. First of all considering that I have lung cancer I just want to get a vaccine that would help me to get outside of my house, but at the same time I don't know if it's not gonna worsen my whole health state. The reason I wouldn't is because I know that there are people who are probably gonna live longer than me after all and maybe they do deserve that even more.

What lesser known movie from 20+ years ago should everyone see?

SLC Punk

How would you try to pleasure a woman?

Leave.

What is the worst book you've ever read?

Fifty shades...

What are you gagging for?

Because you’re so big, cow boy?

How did the popular kid at your school go from cool to fool?

Printed off money and tried to use it. Cops got involved and a assembly was held about how using fake currency could get us a massive fine and jailtime.

What’s your most irrational fear?

Get eaten by hungry cats while asleep.

What’s a weird food combo you enjoy?

In my case, Peanutbutter and hotdogs, or a peanutbutter and mayo sandwich.

What do you think the guy that has to pixelate Japanese porn is thinking about what he does day after day and why?

Thanks for the money suckers

What does a glass of water at 3am taste like?

Refreshing because my mouth is no longer dry but also kind of weird since my breath tastes bad.

What is the best way to climb a tree with one hand?

With both arms

What's the funniest thing you've ever heard a kid say?

My friend's son getting done taking a bath, "Get me out of this booty soup"

What is your favorite Harry Potter Book and why?

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. After that, The Prisoner of Azkaban. Edit: forgot to say why: Snape.

[NSFW] What is your surprise orgasm story?

I was having sex with this girl I dated with her on top and we both came super intensely after only a minute. We were like wtf just happened?

Who is the dumbest person you know?

u/rishnu77

When’s the last time you had to run at full speed like you were in a movie?

I heard the ice cream truck.

What's the point of it all?

The point of it all for me is to simply explore and experience as much of this amazing world as I can while avoiding all the bad and evil I can before my matter is returned to the universe.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in your school/college?

I had a crush on this girl (and have had one for years) and then she joined an Instagram live that me and my friends were doing and then all my friends made a noise and looked at me. Then she messaged me “I’m guessing you sent that invite to the wrong person.” After that day it’s always been super awkward when we go near each other

people who were the fastest runner as a kid what are you now ?

Lonely.

What is your opinion on Shawn Penn?

I prefer his good twin brother, Sean Penncil.

What's a book/movie/song that affected you deeply?

For me it was actually two series, Avatar TLA and Legend of Korra.

In today’s society, why is it considered fine to whistle in a public bathroom but not Mongolian throat sing?

Where is it considered fine to whistle I bathroom? I would frown _the shit out of you_

If aliens visited us someday, with what or how would they pay the cost of living on the Earth?

If they didn't just gain control of the entire planet. I'm sure they would have things to trade such as technology, rare minerals, exotic plants and animals.

If you were to put all the organs in the body on a tierlist, what would be in C tier?

Pancreas, spleen, large intestine

If you've been genuinely offended, how did life turn out in the aftermath?

I punched a guy in the mouth in primary school cause he said Dinosaurs were stupid. Never before or since have I been so genuinely offended by something that is technically true from a certain point if view.

If you had the power to make someone wet there pants, who and when would you use said power?

Probably against a person that can't distinguish There/Their

Former homeless people, what are the first things you noticed while being homeless?

How expensive it is.

What is the Meaning of Life?

42

What does squirting feel like? In comparison to a regular orgasm?

It is better. Also shaky legs for hours... Spaghetti legs.