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People who think smoking is bad for you, why?
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Decades of scientific research and case studies
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What is your comfort movie/show?
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Reno 911.
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What’s the quickest way to waste money?
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Micro transactions
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Iphone/Android users, what was it like switching over?
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It’s not much difference. Both are intuitive. There are just small things like using space to move cursor instead of multitouch.
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Choose Three Wishes, But the First to reply gets to change one of them, What wishes will you choose?
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Omnicient forever
Omnipotent forever (can change the properties of anything I want in any way I want)
If I ever die or am killed I am returned unharmed to the moment my wishes were granted.
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What's your "I liked it before it was cool" story?
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The Weeknds music. Im talkin like 2010 i stumbled on him on youtube, he had no pictures of himself or anything, his was mysterious and like His music was different than anything I had ever heard
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How much would someone have to pay you to kill, cook, and eat your pet?
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What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You.
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What was the weirdest '1 in a million' thing that has ever happened to you?
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(London public transport) Met a 3 separate ticket inspectors in one day.
_Some people don't see a single ticket inspector in their lifetime. They are like shiny pokemons of TFL_
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What changes in a relationship after marriage?
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Cheating is expensive now if get caught
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Look to the right. What memory do you associate with that object?
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It's a wall I'm sitting right next to it. I mean there is a old spot of blood from a fight
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What's the largest animal you think you could take in a fight?
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My ex boss
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What TV character did you loathe as a kid but end up turning into as an adult?
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Moe from The Simpsons
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What fictional creature would you like as a pet?
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Toothless from How to Train your Dragon
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What was the moment you realized celebrities' Twitter or Instagram were managed by a social media manager?
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That's honestly well known, the only platform that is still personal is snapchat
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To this day only 2 people know the secret ingredient to coke (and they can’t fly on the same plane together), what are some of the other best kept secrets that are preserved as wells as Cokes?
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Wouldn’t the factory workers who have to insert the ingredients into the machinery know?
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What was the most embarrassing part of your teen years?
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One time in high school, I made the same joke twice within a short time period.
Dude in my group looks me dead in the eyes and says "we heard you the first time, it wasn't funny."
RIP, posting from beyond the grave
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asexual people, what (if anything) do you do to receive physical/sexual pleasure?
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Hand goes up.
Hand goes down.
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What's it like living by yourself?
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Lonely, but no one messes with my stuff
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What is your favourite proverb?
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One apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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For those that don't like to smile in pictures, what do you think of those that don't want to get vaccinated for covid?
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There’s a huge difference between looking like you want someone to die and actually wanting someone to die.
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What’s the most appropriate moment to drop a f bomb?
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When you're getting fired from work
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What’s the weirdest thing that made you have a crush on someone?
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I was young and dumb, she had big tits and was easy to talk to.
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Workers of the adult film industry, what is the most illegal thing you have seen at work?
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Not me, but I do hear stories of producers almost forcing girls to do anal. Most girls just can’t or aren’t ready and if the producer wants it she is exacted to. I heard a story of a girl crying from the pain in a film and some girl had to step in for her. It’s tough when that’s your job. Your boss expects things but it’s different because your body is so personal
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If life keeps telling you that no one cares for you, what do you do?
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Well I dont care as well
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Y’all remember when the PlayStation screensaver was the coolest thing in the world??
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Nothing beats Windows 98 screensavers..
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What's the most weirdest thing ever happened using your smartphone?
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When my phone made a screeching noise as if it were in pain.
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Without saying the name what is the ugliest haircut?
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Lord farquad
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What's the weirdest reason someone has given in school for not having their work/assignment done?
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Apparently they were kidnapped and managed to get away and the kidnappers took everything from his backpack and while they weren’t he managed to put everything back in except low and behold Mathe wasn’t that team friendly.
Ngl almost worked
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What are some examples of books or films that were repeatedly rejected over several years?
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Deadpool
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Except the ones with Clint Eastwood, what western movies are a must-watch?
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Tombstone
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[Serious] What are some actions or behaviors which are completely harmless yet still hated and negatively judged?
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Being a certain sexuality
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Was there ever a time, years/months ago, you thought you couldn't live without someone? What happened? Are you still in contact? Do you still feel the same way?
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A couple of years ago when I was with my most recent ex girlfriend I felt like I couldn’t live without her because I loved her so much and I thought that she felt the same way. Eventually as it got closer to the end of our relationship I was miserable because of how often I was degraded and insulted and made to feel like nobody loved me and that I’ll never find anyone to be in a relationship with that would deal with me and how sucky I am. Now, I’m glad that she’s not around because my mental health is so much better and I’m actually much happier without her (I also blocked her on every social media platform).
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Have you ever seen a vegana? Whats your story?
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Bro what
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What are your thoughts on French people or France in general?
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They have arms and legs like the rest of us
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If you could take over anyone’s social media account, who would it be?
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This dude Scott that lives a floor below me.
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What is your vivid memory of an irrelevant event?
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I remember I was 10 years old and in the mall I thought, what if I remembered this moment for no reason, here I am.
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What's a world record you are convinced you own but haven't proven?
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i was that kid you hated playing on Xbox live. i'm sure i hold the world record for most nube tube kills in MW2 and i know i must have the record for most teabags in Halo 3
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People who don't watch tv or play videogames, what do you do when you're at home?
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NSFW
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(serious) Women, do looks matter, ie height, weight, visual appearance, why or why not?
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Of course looks matter to attraction to some extent, but it’s not the whole picture. I have to be physically attracted to a guy to want to be with him. That being said, I don’t have like a set criteria in mind. Do I prefer some traits over others though? Absolutely.
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How are high fatality rate viruses, such as Ebola or the bubonic plague capable of overcoming the immune system?
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https://youtu.be/sRv19gkZ4E0
This explains the thing in simple terms.
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What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?
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Probably the one that went back and forth between therapy sessions and segments of Alice in Wonderland
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By 2031, what is one thing you want to happen/be invented/automated/changed (try to stick within the current laws of physics)?
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Beginning of humanity becoming a Interplanetary species.
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People who think that playing video games is a waste of time, whats the reason you think that ?
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I mean it is a waste of time. But so is watching tv. There’s many forms of wasting time.
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What would be your own version of ‘Caution: Slippery When Wet’?
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Caution: Gets carried away in conversation and forgets it requires multiple people
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If you had 10 minutes of live but every time you insult someone you gain 5 minutes, what do you do?
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Go on the internet and live forever
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Who would you cast in the 7th remake of brewsters millions: Brewsters Billions?
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Kevin hart.
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If someone of your choice had to lead the World, who do you think would be the most ideal?
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Chris Evans, but only if he plays it *as* Cap.
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How do you get popular around here?
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Pure luck
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People who have never had to think about their weight/body into adulthood, what's it like being gods favorite?
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Well, with the cancer and heart failure he's given to me in exchange... not too well. Not that I believe in him anyhow...
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What are you an expert in?
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Bullshiting
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People who have won a lifetime supply of something, how much of it did you actually receive?
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Not a lifetime supply but we did give away a years supply of a product. Worked out how much on average a person would use and they got that amount x 12 delivered in one go.
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What are your thoughts on French-Canadians, or Canada’s French culture?
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There accents when speaking French is beautiful and hilarious at the same time
On vous aime les québécois
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When you think of childhood toys, what toy do you think of?
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Hot Wheels
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What's a random rule that you've made for yourself that has no serious consequences if you break it but you still follow it anyway?
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I save recent youtube videos by certain youtubers and I'm not allowed to watch them unless I'm eating a meal...
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What game did you buy and regretted buying later?
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Assassin's Creed Origins. AC used to be about amazing stories and fun easy gameplay and it just become a money grabbing rpg
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Which fashion item was born from a dark or unappealing history?
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Hugo boss ?
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How has porn affected your relationship with your step-family members?
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Only when my stepsister and her whore friends sleep over
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Would you watch a new movie that felt starwars like but about people who ride flying whales?
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You had me at flying whales
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What's something you did as a child that still haunts you today?
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5 year old me thought it was a good idea to touch an iron while it was on.
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If society was divided in factions and you were given the opportunity to create each faction, what would they be based on?
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The d&d alignment chart.
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Which tv show do you wish you could star in?
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How winning the lottery changed my life
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What porn are you gonna look up after this right now?
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Theres a clip where a dude is rawdogging some chicks ass and she “leaks” a little bit of you know what. He continues pounding and says “girl you lose your mud or somethin’ “
Highly recommend it
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Whats a conspiracy theory that seems actually plausible?
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9/11 was an inside job for the US to attack Iran for oil.
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What's a good comeback to say when someone calls you irrelevant or boring?
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Your mother is a cum addled whore.
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What’s something you’ve been wanting to vent about but haven’t gotten a chance to let it out ?
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In our county the wealthiest man with a thriving trucking business that has benefited from the pandemic received 2-5 million in CoVid funds. Since then he has excavated acres of some of the most scenic view property in the nation to build for even more profit. He needed no help. Meanwhile local people are out of work, out of rent and out of food. If anyone knows where to report possible stimulus fund fraud I would like to know.
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What hobby or activity have you picked up during the quarantine?
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Being lazy
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What is something you know is true but have no evidence of?
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The firing of my own neurons
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What’s the point of having to be in a place for 40-50 hours a week with people you don’t even like ?
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Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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Whats the quickest way to be called out for witchcraft?
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Become a witch
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[Serious] What is something going on right now that you feel the media isn’t talking about?
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Everything They tell us about everything but they just tell us the parts and things they want us to know These days you can only trust the weather forecast imo and I think if there was a way they would definitely change something in that too
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What kind of home made ice-cream do you like?
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I had a deaf girl ask me if ice cream made a sound when it melted.
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[Serious] Why are racial tensions in the US so high, when so many other countries are just as racially diverse?
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As an outsider i would say it's down to the culture of individualism you have in the US. The rugged cowboy on the western frontier! The brave and risk-taking CEO! The piss-poor but fiercely proud mother of 12 kids that almost starved to death but never so much as once asked for a cup of sugar! You don't help each other even when you're the same colour, because you see it as weakness, laziness or both (hence your healthcare situation), so how much less will you help someone that isn't of your tribe.
Your concept of religion is also an issue, you believe God rewards the good, therefore the rich are good and the poor are bad, lots of black people are poor, so 'they are bad and only have themselves to blame'.
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[Any Netflix show suggestions?] I want some fast-paced detective shows!
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Criminal Minds might be up your alley. If you have Amazon Prime I recommend Psych or Monk
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What is the most regretful thing u regret masturbating to?
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Once tried beating my meat to one of those hyper realistic animated monster mash videos. Got pretty close to firing my peter before I realized what I exactly o was getting ready to blast for
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Stress is known to cause so many terrible side effects that can lead to headaches, weight gain, anxiety, acne, sleeplessness. What do you do to relieve your daily stresses to keep on keeping on?
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Working out helps a lot
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What is the scariest experience you've ever had while alone, be it at work or home?
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Felt someone tap on my shoulder
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Trollers, seriously, why do you do it?
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You think you gonna get a serious answer from trolls?
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What is the cringiest death you have ever seen in a movie?
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For me it's the slow stabbing of Private Mellish (Adam Goldberg) in Saving Private Ryan. I squirm every time.
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What is that one risky thing you did that ended up paying off?
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Playing risk
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What are the differences between expensive and cheap spectacle frames?
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About €400 difference.
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What company is worse than most people think?
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Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated
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What would you do if you had the power to do anything you want with the snap of your fingers?
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Alexandra Daddario
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What would today's society look like if the human species was nocturnal?
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I’m already nocturnal, it was you assholes that fucked up the worlds schedule with the morning bullshit
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What's something that weirds you out, yet is considered normal by others?
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Wanting to call and talk instead of just message
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What happens to your brain minutes before you die?
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It plays Windows XP shutdown tune.
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If you were God and had his power's, how would you run the world?
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I would smite people who misuse apostrophes.
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What stereotype do you not live up to?
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All Americans are fat.
Verging on underweight, baby.
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Has an anime ever changed your life? If so what anime was it and how?
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Not changed my life, but Evangelion really had some insights for me.
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In which ways men and women love differently ?
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Guys have a bulge of the urethra at the tip of the penis, called the navicular fossa, that causes the urine to spin and make a straight stream while girls don't and end up with a less organized stream of pee.
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How do other countries handle nepotism?
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To answer how other countries handle nepotism, one would need to know your country of origin. That said, nepotism is pretty much commonplace everywhere in some form.
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People who dislike youtube videos for no reason, Why?
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No reason ..
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How would you reprogram a satellite to save your favorite snail?
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Send a message to every tv/computer/phone in the world to display the emergency message “Gary Come Home”
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Why did you ghost someone?
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I forgot to check the messages.
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What would you like everybody to call you?
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Anything but master
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What’s your proudest or least proudest fap?
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Least proudest fap, was to your mom.
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What is the creepiest translated lyrics of a meme song written in a foreign language?
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Anything by Rammstein.
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What’s the one piece of advice that you were given that you will never forget?
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Don’t take advice from people who won’t take criticism from you.
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What's your definition of having fun?
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To me anything random is fun.
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How do you usually handle moments when you are very angry?
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I handle them horribly
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What’s the last piece of text you copied?
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902418001
part number for vacuum cleaner filter we need. I live an exciting life.
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