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Is there anything that you've heard of and know what it is, but have no idea what it actually looks like?	Life without depression
People with crushes, what make you not like them anymore?	When they liked me back
how do you make taco salad?	Lettuce, tomatoes, chopped up nachos or Fritos, cooked taco meat with seasoning, sour cream, guacamole, cheese, and sometimes chili.
What is the saddest statistic you can think of?	13%..
What's the strangest thing you heard someone say?	"you talking mad shit for someone in cumshot distance"
what is so disgusting about drinking beer, please explain ?	What kind of hobbit-hating gimp is badmouthing beer?
What's something you can say at a restaurant and during sex?	Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys
What do you just refused to do/have?	Tiktok. Don’t understand the hype
What are solo trips like as a woman?	I am constantly being warned about the dangers. If I go out, can't drink too much, gotta protect my stuff and self. I'm careful in cabs/uber's not to mention I'm traveling alone. Aware of surroundings at all times. I've thankfully never had any issues, but it's always in the back on my mind and my family is always worried. "Call me/ text me"
How did you meet your current partner and how's life with them?	Tinder. Getting married next month
[Serious] Have you ever seen a dead body up close? What did it feel like?	I've seen a lot at funerals and a few more from relatives who died in the hospital when I was with them. It feels sad, which I guess is obvious, and in most cases makes me nostalgic for the good times in that person's life. Edit: Like /u/capuccinohedgie said, there's often some sort of mental disconnection where they don't seem like real people. Or if I knew them, it's like this isn't really that person anymore. I think that's because motionless people we normally see are sleeping, and usually making tiny movements. Dead people don't do that, so your brain can just tell something is not quite right here.
What do you hate and love about each month?	I like months I hate that I have to wake up ever morning
What would be the worst tattoo to get on your clit?	any??? dude WHY. there are SO many nerve endings there. bad idea all around
Whats something not popular but so good more people should know about it?	Manners
What's something you think has a name but don't know what to call it because it's kinda awkward to Google?	A handcar. I literally searched "what is the name of the thing on railroad tracks that you lift and push" to find the name.
What’s a good show that most people haven’t seen or heard of?	Spaced. At least in North America.
Why do you still feel the need to shit?	Because i answered the same question 3 times in a row on this sub Somebody needs to shit all over the spammers
what’s the genius idea you had that ended up being a thing already?	An object to store and keep a ketchup bottle upside-down, so it doesn't fall over. Turns out that they've already invented ketchup bottles where the default shape is "upside-down."
For those who hate cats, why?	I don't hate em but I am allergic to em.
Whats a compliment you once got that felt more like an insult?	“You lost ALOT of weight.”
What has your past experience been with bullying, either as a bully or victim? What would you change about your actions if you could?	I wish I just instead stoped talking to them instead of being an asshole. They may not have been great guys but looking back I was a lot ruder then what should’ve been doing
What is the best site to download porn from?	bonk Go to horny jail
Parents, what toys were your kids obsessed with and how did it differ from when you were a kid?	Not a parent but I fucking LOVE my legos. I’d make up complex storylines and kill off characters and stuff. It was so fun.
When was the last time you got bullied and why?	I bully myself daily.
If Tom Hanks is America's dad, then who's America's mom?	Dolly Parton
What song or show do you secretly watch or listen too when there is no one around ?	Band- 100 gecs. Can’t be bumpin that with the homies around.
What’s your favorite Pokemon?	Snorlax aka ur mom haha gotem
What’s a “pet peeve” you’ve only developed since moving out on your own?	People visiting my house and not using the coasters
How did you become social and make friends going into high-school?	I didn't, and I highly doubt you'll find very many people here that did.
What is your sob story?	"I'm in tremendous debt!" (that I could've easily avoided) Looking at you, 6-figure income brother in law.
What film grabbed your attention right from the start and didn't let go until the end?	The Dark Knight. https://youtu.be/0OYBEquZ_j0 Perfect opening scene.
People that drive with their high-beams on when passing another car or even when following another car, why do you hate your fellow human beings?	I’d like to think it’s because they forget...as I have once or twice. However...lots of people are cunts, so...
What are you afraid of?	I’m mainly afraid of ending up alone but yet I want to be alone. Idk how that works but I’m also afraid of people who have hurt me
What is the weirdest gift you have ever received?	My mother in law once gifted me a box of sextoys.
why was the Simpsons right about many things?	Because there are thousands of episodes over 30 years. Monkeys typing shakespeare.
What's your theme song?	The USSR national anthem. Every room i enter, that song plays.
It’s day 2 of 2011 how is it going?	Well 2011 was 10 years ago and for me it's still the 1st
What small act of kindness has made the biggest impact on your life?	I had a hysterectomy at 22 due to medical problems i dont have any kids or anything and it was a very rare condition and surgery for my age A nurse on the ward found out what i had, had done and wrote my a little note with my drink saying "i hope you know how brave and strong you are youve done well" That honestly massively helped me to be alot more optimistic about people. She didnt know me but took time out of her busy life as a nurse to write that.
In comparison to the people you personally know, how wealthy are you?	Better than some. Significantly worse than others.
What is your ultimate power song and why?	Just dance. I don't know, every week or so I need to have a little dance party with myself. It started with this song, I listened to it on repeat for three hours dancing on the train. I don't listen to it every dance party, but it gets me to say "fuck it" and just dance til I get a kind of rejuvenation feeling.
What's a movie that changed your life?	fight club
People with names, what is a good name for a female sim?	Josephena Stalin
After one negative brain activity test, how long should the hospital wait to unplug the patient from ventilators?	Maybe check to make sure the EEG is plugged in before killing someone off?
Car mechanics, what’s your best customer complaint?	We had a customer complain that they didn’t believe we replaced both parts because they came back and dug through our trash and only found one box....The other box was inside that box...
What was your quicksave moment?	Assuming you go back with full knowledge? Before the start of my last relationship.
What is your main purpose in life?	I pass the butter. Beep
please explain, why do you just post meaningless comments on others posts and then say nothing ?	Post then ghost
Grocery stores fear this man: Who is he and why?	The man who buys 97 watermelons from our math textbooks
[serious] what’s your biggest fear? And why?	Spiders. And the dark. But mainly spiders. I've had bad history with both.
People who were raised by a bipolar parent - what was your childhood like?	I think like most things you tend to look back with rose tinted glasses, I love my mother dearly and I have lots of fond memories of being a child, but the bad memories have alternated my relationship with her and caused lasting damage with my self esteem. I remember as a child my mum always arguing with everyone, me, my siblings, father, grandparents ect and I became really afraid of any confrontation. On a day I knocked over a cup of tea, if she was good she would forget about it, if it was bad it would cause a big argument how I did it on purpose to spite her because I resent her and my father taught me to disrespect her. I did spend a long time thinking my mother didn’t like me, I knew she loved me but she would always threaten to run away and never see us again. There was a lot of pressure on me as a kid and it was truly heartbreaking at times the things she was say. As I grew older I learnt that her paranoia was not my fault, I did, and still do pity her a lot. She doesn’t really have friends or her parents anymore or a stable relationship. Now I see the bad times from my childhood as normal. I had to endure my mums bad times because without me, she’d have no one. Just a sacrifice I’ve had to make and try to remember the good.
If there was bug spray made for humans, what ingredients inside the spray would be best to give a quick death?	Are you ok?
In your opinion, what is the difference between living and existing?	Quality of life
People who don’t like Mr Beast, why don’t you?	Who?
Using typical sci-fi/fantasy naming conventions, what are some names for genitalia?	Space balls
In two days, you will be sent back to January 2018, with no money, just the clothes you’re wearing and your memories, what do you during the next two days?	Holding my mom tightly cuz little did I know she will die in 2 months
What was a worse year than the past year for humans?	536
Apart from money, what do you get from your current job?	Unnecessary stress and anxiety
How did you take the first step towards working in a professional setting after coming out of your mental health crisis?	I'm trying to take this step too and I'm so scared.
Who’s the worst guest you’ve had in your house and what did they do?	Uncle Dennis. Came over for the holidays (was supposed to show up on the 23 of December, showed up on the 10th.) Didn’t chip in for groceries or alcohol, and got drunk almost every day while he was here, left remnants of coke on our living room table. blew a snot rocket into the kitchen sink while we were making turkey dinner and complained that the turkey was dry and bland then brought a hooker into the house on Boxing Day and was ...how do I say this... very over the top “passionate” while “making love” in our guest room.
How do you deal with people you don't want to talk to?	I don't talk to them
What did you waste (what had to be) the best years of your life on?	Partying.
What is up with you?	2021 has started shitty for me
If someone could plug a headphone jack into your butthole and hear your thoughts. What would they think of you?	If they are plugging something into my butthole they better think I'm amazing!
If you were offered 10,000,000$ to kill someone, would you and who would you kill?	Yes and maybe someone no one would notice.
What song could you listen to eight times in a row, and you’d say yes to the ninth?	Hook by blues traveler
How come colleges don't try to stop people from underage drinking and drug use?	It’s the lure of attending college for many
How did you find out that Santa Clause wasn’t real?	When I was 5 I asked my grandpa if santa was real, in front of the whole family, and he said "No." My whole family was pissed at him and a riot ensued.
What is your opinion on big age gaps in relationships?	A friend of mine got a load of shit once because their was a 40 year age gap between him and his gf, but a 45 year old man should be able to whatever he wants imo.
What movie has the very best opening scene?	Saving private Ryan
Have you ever asked your friends what their first impression of you was? What was their answer, and do you agree?	“Funny”. I’d like to think so
Lawyers: who was the biggest scumbag you had to represent?	I never met this idiot, but after my cousin died in a car accident where he was next to the driver. The driver survived, and came to my uncle's house few days afterwards and asked for cousin's guitar, since he won't need it anymore...
Atheists who grew up in religious households, how did you deal with not believing in your parents religion?and did you feel guilty?	Mostly I'd just get kind of quiet when the religious stuff got weird. I do the same as an adult when I visit family. I don't feel guilty about not believing, I do feel guilty for sometimes being annoyed at people I love. I just can't get how people I care deeply for and respect can sometimes say such terrible things because of their religion.
Retail Workers: what is the weirdest thing a customer has complimented you on?	Mine was a lady staring at my arms while taking her order, and while handing her receipt, she said, “you have gorgeous, delicious veins.”
[Serious] What is the worst medical advice you have gotten from Dr. Internet?	Anything that says they are alternative medicine. It’s fake alright.
What are some interesting things to do everyday for a year?	Most generally I'd say photograph something.
What is something that you spent a lot of money on, but it was absolutely worth spending more than other cheaper brands available?	A good solid pair of shoes.
What would you do if you was being chased by a bear?	Juke him out so he can break his own ankles
[Serious] Have you ever had a reason to fear for your life? What is your story?	My brother wanted to go on a new ride at the fair called "The Flying Bobs". I never saw the ride in action but decided to go on it with my brother because he said it looked fun. We sat in these coach-like carts and started spinning around a central axis - rather like a merry-go-round. But the guy would come on the loud-speaker and go "Do you want to go faster?"...and then speed up the ride. Every time he did this we would go faster and the coach would tilt more and more away from the centre of the ride as until we were at full speed and were completely horizontal in the coach. I was so worried that a bolt would break and centripetal force would fling us like a slingshot across the fairgrounds. I swear - I started reciting hail mary's. I was convinced the operator cranked it up to 11 and we were going to die. Nah...just the normal way the ride worked. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWT\_UwBw2k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWT_UwBw2k)
What’s the minimum amount of sex you’d accept in a healthy long term relationship?	1 sex
Fast food employees, what is the weirdest order you have ever gotten?	Worked in McDonald’s when I was in college. Had an order for a bun filled with pickles...nothing else. Thought that was a bit odd.
The genie will grant you three wishes, but he asks you'd be considerate. What are they?	End world hunger, no homelessness, no sexual assault.
Before you go to bed you see on the news Bill Cosby escaped from jail. You then go to bed but then wake up in the middle of the night to him swinging his junk around in a circle eating jello in front of your bedroom door. What do you do?	Join him, I guess.... Then call the cops.
a man and a woman go one month without showering, bathing and no deodorant. who smells worse and why?	The man. Because, testosterone.
What moment in your life would have been better as a musical number?	Every time I flirt. It could always end with a sad trombone wah waaahhhhh
What do you think is one of the scariest things in horror games?	Okay not as scary now But their was a scene in resident evil where a zombie was eating someone at the end of the corridor in this mansion and after a slow motion turn to you he would chase you Thay shit scared the shit out if me as a kid Edit : [this fucker](https://youtu.be/Mgr1zoSB9dM)
What question does one need to ask to get to hot?	Sir,this is Wendy's
What makes a horror game villain or monster scary?	You know Detective Conan? See that black silhouette they show when they don't know the criminal? That.
What’s something you feel like you have to like just because “Everyone likes it”?	Football
What kind of household accident is as dangerous as it's unexpected?	A garage door spring snapping, if those things go the amount of pressure they’re under will take a lot of things out with it.
What is your favorite condiment combination?	Honey and mustard
What is your mom's catch phrase?	"i have a son?"
What movie has the best writing?	Shawshank Redemption
People who have been shown something on someone else’s phone, what is the weirdest/most disturbing/most embarrassing thing you accidentally saw?	A video of men fucking sheep on my father's phone. He insisted his friend sent him it as a joke.
you’re given the chance to remove one thing in the world, what is it?	Cancer I guess
What is something you think about way too often?	Porn
What is your bedtime routine?	1. Jerk off. 2. Jerk off. 3. Jerk off. 4. Jerk off. 5. Jerk off.
What is your bedtime ritual?	Tv and hot chocolate
What is the awkward thing you did years ago, that your brain always keeps reminding you off?	When I fainted in sex Ed cos I didn’t like the look of tampons(primary school lol)
what is everyone doing? wanna talk?	Smothering my tears ina pillow
What’s the juiciest secret you know?	I know someone whose father is also his grandfather.

Is there anything that you've heard of and know what it is, but have no idea what it actually looks like?

Life without depression

People with crushes, what make you not like them anymore?

When they liked me back

how do you make taco salad?

Lettuce, tomatoes, chopped up nachos or Fritos, cooked taco meat with seasoning, sour cream, guacamole, cheese, and sometimes chili.

What is the saddest statistic you can think of?

13%..

What's the strangest thing you heard someone say?

"you talking mad shit for someone in cumshot distance"

what is so disgusting about drinking beer, please explain ?

What kind of hobbit-hating gimp is badmouthing beer?

What's something you can say at a restaurant and during sex?

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys

What do you just refused to do/have?

Tiktok. Don’t understand the hype

What are solo trips like as a woman?

I am constantly being warned about the dangers. If I go out, can't drink too much, gotta protect my stuff and self. I'm careful in cabs/uber's not to mention I'm traveling alone. Aware of surroundings at all times. I've thankfully never had any issues, but it's always in the back on my mind and my family is always worried. "Call me/ text me"

How did you meet your current partner and how's life with them?

Tinder. Getting married next month

[Serious] Have you ever seen a dead body up close? What did it feel like?

I've seen a lot at funerals and a few more from relatives who died in the hospital when I was with them. It feels sad, which I guess is obvious, and in most cases makes me nostalgic for the good times in that person's life. Edit: Like /u/capuccinohedgie said, there's often some sort of mental disconnection where they don't seem like real people. Or if I knew them, it's like this isn't really that person anymore. I think that's because motionless people we normally see are sleeping, and usually making tiny movements. Dead people don't do that, so your brain can just tell something is not quite right here.

What do you hate and love about each month?

I like months I hate that I have to wake up ever morning

What would be the worst tattoo to get on your clit?

any??? dude WHY. there are SO many nerve endings there. bad idea all around

Whats something not popular but so good more people should know about it?

Manners

What's something you think has a name but don't know what to call it because it's kinda awkward to Google?

A handcar. I literally searched "what is the name of the thing on railroad tracks that you lift and push" to find the name.

What’s a good show that most people haven’t seen or heard of?

Spaced. At least in North America.

Why do you still feel the need to shit?

Because i answered the same question 3 times in a row on this sub Somebody needs to shit all over the spammers

what’s the genius idea you had that ended up being a thing already?

An object to store and keep a ketchup bottle upside-down, so it doesn't fall over. Turns out that they've already invented ketchup bottles where the default shape is "upside-down."

For those who hate cats, why?

I don't hate em but I am allergic to em.

Whats a compliment you once got that felt more like an insult?

“You lost ALOT of weight.”

What has your past experience been with bullying, either as a bully or victim? What would you change about your actions if you could?

I wish I just instead stoped talking to them instead of being an asshole. They may not have been great guys but looking back I was a lot ruder then what should’ve been doing

What is the best site to download porn from?

*bonk* Go to horny jail

Parents, what toys were your kids obsessed with and how did it differ from when you were a kid?

Not a parent but I fucking LOVE my legos. I’d make up complex storylines and kill off characters and stuff. It was so fun.

When was the last time you got bullied and why?

I bully myself daily.

If Tom Hanks is America's dad, then who's America's mom?

Dolly Parton

What song or show do you secretly watch or listen too when there is no one around ?

Band- 100 gecs. Can’t be bumpin that with the homies around.

What’s your favorite Pokemon?

Snorlax aka ur mom haha gotem

What’s a “pet peeve” you’ve only developed since moving out on your own?

People visiting my house and not using the coasters

How did you become social and make friends going into high-school?

I didn't, and I highly doubt you'll find very many people here that did.

What is your sob story?

"I'm in tremendous debt!" (that I could've easily avoided) Looking at you, 6-figure income brother in law.

What film grabbed your attention right from the start and didn't let go until the end?

The Dark Knight. https://youtu.be/0OYBEquZ_j0 Perfect opening scene.

People that drive with their high-beams on when passing another car or even when following another car, why do you hate your fellow human beings?

I’d like to think it’s because they forget...as I have once or twice. However...lots of people are cunts, so...

What are you afraid of?

I’m mainly afraid of ending up alone but yet I want to be alone. Idk how that works but I’m also afraid of people who have hurt me

What is the weirdest gift you have ever received?

My mother in law once gifted me a box of sextoys.

why was the Simpsons right about many things?

Because there are thousands of episodes over 30 years. Monkeys typing shakespeare.

What's your theme song?

The USSR national anthem. Every room i enter, that song plays.

It’s day 2 of 2011 how is it going?

Well 2011 was 10 years ago and for me it's still the 1st

What small act of kindness has made the biggest impact on your life?

I had a hysterectomy at 22 due to medical problems i dont have any kids or anything and it was a very rare condition and surgery for my age A nurse on the ward found out what i had, had done and wrote my a little note with my drink saying "i hope you know how brave and strong you are youve done well" That honestly massively helped me to be alot more optimistic about people. She didnt know me but took time out of her busy life as a nurse to write that.

In comparison to the people you personally know, how wealthy are you?

Better than some. Significantly worse than others.

What is your ultimate power song and why?

Just dance. I don't know, every week or so I need to have a little dance party with myself. It started with this song, I listened to it on repeat for three hours dancing on the train. I don't listen to it every dance party, but it gets me to say "fuck it" and just dance til I get a kind of rejuvenation feeling.

What's a movie that changed your life?

fight club

People with names, what is a good name for a female sim?

Josephena Stalin

After one negative brain activity test, how long should the hospital wait to unplug the patient from ventilators?

Maybe check to make sure the EEG is plugged in before killing someone off?

Car mechanics, what’s your best customer complaint?

We had a customer complain that they didn’t believe we replaced both parts because they came back and dug through our trash and only found one box....The other box was inside that box...

What was your quicksave moment?

Assuming you go back with full knowledge? Before the start of my last relationship.

What is your main purpose in life?

I pass the butter. *Beep*

please explain, why do you just post meaningless comments on others posts and then say nothing ?

Post then ghost

Grocery stores fear this man: Who is he and why?

The man who buys 97 watermelons from our math textbooks

[serious] what’s your biggest fear? And why?

Spiders. And the dark. But mainly spiders. *I've had bad history with both.*

People who were raised by a bipolar parent - what was your childhood like?

I think like most things you tend to look back with rose tinted glasses, I love my mother dearly and I have lots of fond memories of being a child, but the bad memories have alternated my relationship with her and caused lasting damage with my self esteem. I remember as a child my mum always arguing with everyone, me, my siblings, father, grandparents ect and I became really afraid of any confrontation. On a day I knocked over a cup of tea, if she was good she would forget about it, if it was bad it would cause a big argument how I did it on purpose to spite her because I resent her and my father taught me to disrespect her. I did spend a long time thinking my mother didn’t like me, I knew she loved me but she would always threaten to run away and never see us again. There was a lot of pressure on me as a kid and it was truly heartbreaking at times the things she was say. As I grew older I learnt that her paranoia was not my fault, I did, and still do pity her a lot. She doesn’t really have friends or her parents anymore or a stable relationship. Now I see the bad times from my childhood as normal. I had to endure my mums bad times because without me, she’d have no one. Just a sacrifice I’ve had to make and try to remember the good.

If there was bug spray made for humans, what ingredients inside the spray would be best to give a quick death?

Are you ok?

In your opinion, what is the difference between living and existing?

Quality of life

People who don’t like Mr Beast, why don’t you?

Who?

Using typical sci-fi/fantasy naming conventions, what are some names for genitalia?

Space balls

In two days, you will be sent back to January 2018, with no money, just the clothes you’re wearing and your memories, what do you during the next two days?

Holding my mom tightly cuz little did I know she will die in 2 months

What was a worse year than the past year for humans?

536

Apart from money, what do you get from your current job?

Unnecessary stress and anxiety

How did you take the first step towards working in a professional setting after coming out of your mental health crisis?

I'm trying to take this step too and I'm so scared.

Who’s the worst guest you’ve had in your house and what did they do?

Uncle Dennis. Came over for the holidays (was supposed to show up on the 23 of December, showed up on the 10th.) Didn’t chip in for groceries or alcohol, and got drunk almost every day while he was here, left remnants of coke on our living room table. blew a snot rocket into the kitchen sink while we were making turkey dinner and complained that the turkey was dry and bland then brought a hooker into the house on Boxing Day and was ...how do I say this... very over the top “passionate” while “making love” in our guest room.

How do you deal with people you don't want to talk to?

I don't talk to them

What did you waste (what had to be) the best years of your life on?

Partying.

What is up with you?

2021 has started shitty for me

If someone could plug a headphone jack into your butthole and hear your thoughts. What would they think of you?

If they are plugging something into my butthole they better think I'm amazing!

If you were offered 10,000,000$ to kill someone, would you and who would you kill?

Yes and maybe someone no one would notice.

What song could you listen to eight times in a row, and you’d say yes to the ninth?

Hook by blues traveler

How come colleges don't try to stop people from underage drinking and drug use?

It’s the lure of attending college for many

How did you find out that Santa Clause wasn’t real?

When I was 5 I asked my grandpa if santa was real, in front of the whole family, and he said "No." My whole family was pissed at him and a riot ensued.

What is your opinion on big age gaps in relationships?

A friend of mine got a load of shit once because their was a 40 year age gap between him and his gf, but a 45 year old man should be able to whatever he wants imo.

What movie has the very best opening scene?

Saving private Ryan

Have you ever asked your friends what their first impression of you was? What was their answer, and do you agree?

“Funny”. I’d like to think so

Lawyers: who was the biggest scumbag you had to represent?

I never met this idiot, but after my cousin died in a car accident where he was next to the driver. The driver survived, and came to my uncle's house few days afterwards and asked for cousin's guitar, since he won't need it anymore...

Atheists who grew up in religious households, how did you deal with not believing in your parents religion?and did you feel guilty?

Mostly I'd just get kind of quiet when the religious stuff got weird. I do the same as an adult when I visit family. I don't feel guilty about not believing, I do feel guilty for sometimes being annoyed at people I love. I just can't get how people I care deeply for and respect can sometimes say such terrible things because of their religion.

Retail Workers: what is the weirdest thing a customer has complimented you on?

Mine was a lady staring at my arms while taking her order, and while handing her receipt, she said, “you have gorgeous, delicious veins.”

[Serious] What is the worst medical advice you have gotten from Dr. Internet?

Anything that says they are alternative medicine. It’s fake alright.

What are some interesting things to do everyday for a year?

Most generally I'd say photograph something.

What is something that you spent a lot of money on, but it was absolutely worth spending more than other cheaper brands available?

A good solid pair of shoes.

What would you do if you was being chased by a bear?

Juke him out so he can break his own ankles

[Serious] Have you ever had a reason to fear for your life? What is your story?

My brother wanted to go on a new ride at the fair called "The Flying Bobs". I never saw the ride in action but decided to go on it with my brother because he said it looked fun. We sat in these coach-like carts and started spinning around a central axis - rather like a merry-go-round. But the guy would come on the loud-speaker and go "Do you want to go faster?"...and then speed up the ride. Every time he did this we would go faster and the coach would tilt more and more away from the centre of the ride as until we were at full speed and were completely horizontal in the coach. I was so worried that a bolt would break and centripetal force would fling us like a slingshot across the fairgrounds. I swear - I started reciting hail mary's. I was convinced the operator cranked it up to 11 and we were going to die. Nah...just the normal way the ride worked. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWT\_UwBw2k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWT_UwBw2k)

What’s the minimum amount of sex you’d accept in a healthy long term relationship?

1 sex

Fast food employees, what is the weirdest order you have ever gotten?

Worked in McDonald’s when I was in college. Had an order for a bun filled with pickles...nothing else. Thought that was a bit odd.

The genie will grant you three wishes, but he asks you'd be considerate. What are they?

End world hunger, no homelessness, no sexual assault.

Before you go to bed you see on the news Bill Cosby escaped from jail. You then go to bed but then wake up in the middle of the night to him swinging his junk around in a circle eating jello in front of your bedroom door. What do you do?

Join him, I guess.... Then call the cops.

a man and a woman go one month without showering, bathing and no deodorant. who smells worse and why?

The man. Because, testosterone.

What moment in your life would have been better as a musical number?

Every time I flirt. It could always end with a sad trombone wah waaahhhhh

What do you think is one of the scariest things in horror games?

Okay not as scary now But their was a scene in resident evil where a zombie was eating someone at the end of the corridor in this mansion and after a slow motion turn to you he would chase you Thay shit scared the shit out if me as a kid Edit : [this fucker](https://youtu.be/Mgr1zoSB9dM)

What question does one need to ask to get to hot?

Sir,this is Wendy's

What makes a horror game villain or monster scary?

You know Detective Conan? See that black silhouette they show when they don't know the criminal? That.

What’s something you feel like you have to like just because “Everyone likes it”?

Football

What kind of household accident is as dangerous as it's unexpected?

A garage door spring snapping, if those things go the amount of pressure they’re under will take a lot of things out with it.

What is your favorite condiment combination?

Honey and mustard

What is your mom's catch phrase?

"i have a son?"

What movie has the best writing?

Shawshank Redemption

People who have been shown something on someone else’s phone, what is the weirdest/most disturbing/most embarrassing thing you accidentally saw?

A video of men fucking sheep on my father's phone. He insisted his friend sent him it as a joke.

you’re given the chance to remove one thing in the world, what is it?

Cancer I guess

What is something you think about way too often?

Porn

What is your bedtime routine?

1. Jerk off. 2. Jerk off. 3. Jerk off. 4. Jerk off. 5. Jerk off.

What is your bedtime ritual?

Tv and hot chocolate

What is the awkward thing you did years ago, that your brain always keeps reminding you off?

When I fainted in sex Ed cos I didn’t like the look of tampons(primary school lol)

what is everyone doing? wanna talk?

Smothering my tears ina pillow

What’s the juiciest secret you know?

I know someone whose father is also his grandfather.