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(SERIOUS) how do you deal with insecurities and the feeling of being judged?	I remind myself that most people are only thinking about themselves and not spending too much time dwelling on my shortcomings. I reassure myself that everyone has insecurities and what matters is how we deal with them.
Which widely-considered “bad” things do you like?	Putting Q-tips deep in my ear
What is the worst crime you committed that you never got arrested for?	Nice try FBI
People with garages, but park their car outside, what is in your garage?	A shit load of...shit. Keep meaning to sort through it! Maybe one day
When starting a Gym or business, what are some challenging things that are easily overlooked?	There is only one. People can lift weights, walk, run, ride a bike, dance, and so on at home, for free. What do you offer that makes it worth driving to your gym, finding a place to park, driving home, and paying you money for the experience? Many gym goers are never coming back. EVER! Same with restaurants. 30% of people who went to restaurants say they like home delivery, and will rarely if EVER go to a sit down place again. It is up to you to figure out a brand new way to get customers. The old normal is not coming back. The new normal is being created right now. Solve that one, big problem, and you will get rich. Oh yeah. Fees have a way of surprising you, so research what things will cost with your county or city before you start.
What’s a music album from 1996 that you still like listening to ?	Ænima (Tool)
What is the one thing you'd like to say to someone right now in your life that if they listened would completely change their life or yours?	Don't worry , everything will be alright.
Who’s the best and who’s the worst Greek God/Goddess?	Zeus all around. Pimp and sadistic rapist of the universe.
You're looking out of your window and you spot a monkey in the trees, watching you with a pair of binoculars. When you spot him, he gives a military hand signal to several other monkeys and they all disappear into the trees. What do you do?	Surrender.
What does the upside down smile emoji (🙃) mean to you?	This is my absolute go-to emoji. I use it as a “smile to mask frustration” look. Which I have to use.....a lot...
Any instance/s where you realized how your luck saved you?	When I was 19 I ran away from home with a crazy (literally- he was developing schitzophrenia) boyfriend and lived on the streets in California for a year. The entire thing was me narrowly escaping one deadly disaster after another. When I look back, I figure I must have used my entire allotment of miracles and luck in one year.
Without naming it, which mobile game do you think is the cringiest?	"Master, it's pouring with rain and I'm soaking wet!" ...insert breast-physics here -warm her up (12%) -undress her (78%)
What kind of a voice is regarded as "attractive"?	Love a girl with a raspy voice. Not old smokers cough raspy, but if you know what I mean, you know.
What's Your Favorite Horror/Scary Story/Creepypasta/Strange Youtube Channel?	Top5s
What do you love least about your neighbor?	Their proximity.
Whatever happened to Aziz Ansari?	Apparently he had sexual misconduct allegations thrown at him which I don’t know are real or not. I’m pretty sure it ruined his career.
Males that work in an office with mostly women, what have you learned from their side conversations?	That they talk much much more about foods and deserts they like than men.
The toughest person in the world offers you 100 million dollars if you can torture them to a breaking point in 30 minutes. What would you do?	Force them to walk a mile bare foot with a bunch of Lego pieces in each and every direction littered all over the ground
Who do you "Separate the art from the artist" for and why?	J.K. Rowling. I love the Harry Potter franchise but she is just terrible and cringey.
Why instagram suspends multiple accounts instead of the one you made the spamming?	Hello, I was doing some unfollows in one in my accounts(i have 4-5) and while I was unfollowing a window pop up about “action blocked” and my account was suspended. My problem is that instagram suspend all my accounts and I didn’t do any actions to the others I have. I have search in google for multiply accounts but I haven’t find anything relative. They block even my cat’s account
What is the interest from both sides of the aisle in male camel toe?	Moose knuckle is gross. But the silhouette of junk in sweat pants/gym shorts can be one of the hottest things.
People whose parents are divorced, how do you view other people’s parents who are still together?	Im indifferent about them
What’s a lesson you had to learn the hard way?	Never derive your happiness from others...
What is the weirdest thing to ever happen to you?	I was walking down a long street. and on a metal fence landed a hawk n i stood still for a moment we stared at eachother and I walked past it. we are at eye level because I'm tall.
product scalpers, how do you think people feel about what you do?	Demand >>> supply
What current musicians do you think will as iconic as people like Elton and David Bowie?	Music is a dead art, it's all corporate interest now.
What are some creative questions to ask to break small talk?	I like to go straight for the big ones, the moment i see a beautiful woman i say, DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?! Breaks the ice every time :)
If you could only choose films from one decade to watch for the rest of your life, what decade would it be?	My answer is probably one of the most obvious: the 80s. I feel it has the best films from almost every genre: horror, action, comedy, etc. There are some essential 70s films that I'd be giving up though.
People who have Diaper Kinks, is it normal for a 15 year old to want to wear diapers?	No, get off the internet and get help.
When do you start feeling better about yourself?	When you decide to. Tough answer-but it’s the truth.
What is the wisest piece of advice a boss/superior at work has given you?	When filling out my clearance papers: “don’t lie.”
People who don't sleep naked, why?	Don't want to make things awkward with my paralysis demon.
What needs no explanation?	You would think wearing a mask in a global pandemic, but no. So I say nothing.
monolithes. aliens or humans? whats ur guys theories?	There is a video on yt of people putting up the monoliths i would link it but tbh its too much effort
How much does the rising sign affect our physical appearance?	I seen you comment about this being astrology related so now I can with 100% certainty say it has no bearing whatsoever. More like 99.99% because I'm a man of science. Edit: seen you deleted the question u/star-shoot but still feel you should be notified of my criticism.
You get the powers, abilities, and equipment of any one fictional character; who do you choose?	Deadpool
What are some weird habits that you have?	Myself I like to eat with my hands
What is a poem you'd show someone who dislikes poetry to change their mind?	Do not stand at my grave and weep / I am not there, i do not sleep. / I am a thousand winds that blow / I am the diamond glints on snow / I am the sunlight on ripened grain / I am the gentle autumn rain. / When you awaken in the morning’s hush / I am the swift uplifting rush / Of quiet birds in circled flight / I am the soft stars that shine at night / Do not stand at my grave and weep / I am not there, i did not die. I love this one
What did you spank it to before you had the internet at your disposal for, such things?	A Cosmopolitan magazine
People, who are/ were addicted to drugs, what was your worst trip ever?	Tried salvia extract on New Years a couple years back, probably that.
How would you prove to someone that you can talk to animals?	I love a good hypothetical. But what an impossible thing to prove. An overwhelming majority of people find it impossible to believe that anything that they can't do is almost certainly not physically possible for anyone else, assuming we are talking about healthy individuals with no disabilities of any kind. But if you can talk to animals I wanna be your friend. Let's go to sea world and see what the orcas and dolphins think about their life.
have you ever experienced something paranormal, what happend?	To start, I grew up in a haunted house, I live in one now, and I used to work in a haunted building. So this story is from work, the building I worked in was built in 1835 and among other things, has been used as a hotel, courthouse, and is currently part of a library. Back in the early part of the 20th century, there was a horrific train accident on the edge of time. They brought the victims there. There were many who didn’t make it. Through research and a ghost group visiting, it was determined that the ghost is most likely the town doctor who tested the accident victims. We call him George. In my office at the time of this story, there was a large computer desk with 2 computers and a double shelf above that which usually had lots of books on it. A coworker and I were talking about George and wondering if he was real or not. We were about 6 feet apart and 2 books were thrown at us. They didn’t fall off the shelf because they would have fallen onto the computers, they flew at opposite angles, one at her, one at me. We apologized and he left us alone for a while. Edit: spacing
How do you live your life active and adventurous without spending much money?	Easy. Hiking, bike riding, driving to a nearby strange city and exploring without throwing money everywhere you go. Check out some landmarks, national forests. Heck, the possibilities are truly endless.
When did you stop having the same motives as people around you?	Right around the time I realized I'm trans. I spent a lot of time trying to be "husband material" and pursuing a "safe" degree, but it turns out I'm a lot happier as a gay wife and artist.
People who shoved their school papers in the backpack with no folder or binder etc, Where are you now?	Currently backpacking throughout Arizona trippin on shrooms
Went to middle school with a kid named Brandon Brandon Brandon (first, middle, and last), what’s the stupidest name you’ve ever heard?	X Æ XAII
A war has broken out between actors. Each actor has an army composed of every character they have ever portrayed. Whose army would win?	I mean Morgan Freeman played God. So him I suppose
What's your go-to healthy snack?	tuna
What is the most horrifically disturbing shocksite/website?	Ryan-air's check-in page.
What doesn’t exist but you desperately want?	My parents love and approval.
You have been given a special button, you have to choose a single wish that it will be able to grant every time you push it. What does your button do ?	My button would make me able to re-experience something for the first time, like a movie or a song.
What is the funniest thing you have ever seen?	When my dog pees, she squats and lifts her leg at the same time, so probably that
What in astrology affects our health?	The only way astrology can affect you is if an idiot who believes in it forces you to listen to them.
What's the most ridiculous thing you've planned for?	Finding true love haha..... haha ..... :/
What’s the worst thing to do on a first impression??	Pay zero attention to what the person is saying to you
What’s something you’ve noticed that makes an interesting or cool sound effect?	im a mechanic/handy man. I COULD JERK IT TO THE CLICKING OF A SOCKET WRENCH,,,, sorry if too graphic.... im just being honest...
What's your favorite subcontinent?	blue
How can you tell if you need to take a crap?	My ass gets kinda heavy, its weird
If people were instantly wiped off the planet, which species would be the most likely to evolve into something like us?	the octopus Welcome our new Tentacle Overlords
A witch placed a curse on you at birth. Based on your life so far, what did she curse you with?	the inability to make a goddam decision
Who lives with you and how’s that situation going?	The people in my head. They won’t stop following me. So not great..
If you had the chance to be a famous YouTuber, would you be one and why or why not?	yes because that would be better than working an unappreciated minimum wage job that doesnt pay the bills
People for gay rights, but against trans right, what do your perceive as the difference?	There's a big difference, actually. I support all lgbtq+ rights though so I guess I can't really comment, but I am gay and trans so I can talk about homophobia and transphobia. Homophobia is mostly an argument of 'what you are doing is wrong', whereas transphobia is mostly an argument of 'what you are doing doesn't exist' Most homophobes believe that being gay is sinful, or unnatural, and that it isn't morally correct. They usually acknowledge that it exists, but they believe it is wrong. It's quite often based in religion as well, which is a very important detail Most transphobes believe that being trans is not real, or it's a mental disorder. They often complain about being forced to 'give in to delusions'. They see gender dysphoria (if they believe it exists at all) as the same as most other mental conditions - treatable through behavioural therapy. It's usually justified by 'science'; transphobes will state that gender and sex are the same thing and that science teaches this. This is also a very important detail. So, a lot of people who support gay but not trans people see homophobia, because it is often based in religion, as not logical. However, they see transphobia as logcial, and backed by science. This focus on logic and science is what causes the difference between the two types of prejudice. Hope this helped you understand the issue a little better! :D Tl;Dr: Transphobes claim they are backed by science, which makes them sound logical and smart; but homophobes claim they are backed by religion, which makes them sound not logical.
What's the worst non-sexual thing that someone has walked in you doing?	My mom walked in on me having a panic attack. She’s very very very unsupportive emotionally. I’m in my mid 20’s and a guy. My partner of 2 years died in a freak traumatic event that I was involved in and it was a couple weeks after. I was bottling up my emotions horrifically well and suddenly had a full panic attack. My second one ever, she walked in and got very angry/annoyed and walked out telling me to get over it.
What is something that you never thought would happen to you happen?	Never thought i’d lose a parent while still in high school
What is the weirdest thing you did as a child?	I ate Mandarin Oranges with Black Pepper on them...
[SERIOUS] What is a video you've watched that has so much value that you can't believe it's out there for free?	Home improvement videos on YouTube. You can take apart and put back together your entire house by watching YouTube. How much risk you’re willing to take on is a whole other issue, but the info is out there.
What is your favorite weird food combination that no one understands?	Mine isn't a combination but I do drink pickle juice sometimes and people act like I just slapped their grandma when they see me do it.
How would a school for Magic in the USA differ from Hogwarts?	It would be segregated
Any other guys in here who's dad abandoned them at a young age and you were raised by a bullying, overbearing Mother? How has that impacted your relationship with women? Do you crave a male 'fatherly ' figure as a friend?	Wasn't abandoned by mine but my father pretended I didn't exist while my mother and sibling made my life hell. My grandfather filled the role extremely well until his passing, and I still do wish to have a fatherly figure in my life. I don't have a trust issue with women but I still cannot trust the kindness my wife's mother gives me because I'm waiting for her to stab me in the back.
What is the most mind blowing fact you know?	Penguins have knees, owls have long legs and tortoises don't have ears
What would happen if all the satilight's in space were destroyed?	GPS stops working. Satellite internet stops working. We can't communicate with the various space probes and rovers. A lot of cable TV stops working because the satellites are used to downlink the content to the cable system head end. Our weather forecasting gets a lot worse because we can't see the storms moving around. Telephone and data between continents gets more expensive because it all has to go by cable now.
What personality traits do you find a red flag?	Having pride in being an asshole...
Those who have seen the afterlife. What was it like?	Wait this is a good question. Like theres all this debate about what the afterlife is like, why dont we just ask someone who has been there
What song just makes you depressed?	Disturbed- Sound of Silence (cover)
What song is banger?	Dream Fighter by Perfume
[Serious] Have you sold a kidney in order to buy something? If so what was it?	A gaming pc, a Ps5, and finish off my student loans
Who would be the absolute WORST person, living or dead, to start an OnlyFans? Why?	Donald Trump. He would spend a whole hour reassuring us that his hands are in fact of normal size.
What is an advice that is right but everybody ignores it until they experience it themselves?	Never lend money to a friend. If you do, you'll lose either your money, your friendship, or both. Either give the money as a gift or say "no".
The last text you sent is your war cry. What is it?	"What the f**k is happening?"
What formerly awesome things has the internet ruined?	Professional wrestling
What food which most people consider normal do you find totally repulsive?	Miracle Whip.
If you were brought back in time to 1950, what is the most useful information you could share with the world?	70ish years ago? They'd probably lock me up and possibly give me a forced lobotomy if they heard me speak of what we all know in the 2020s.
If you had to choose an animal to help you win a fight, what animal would it be?	Honey badger. I pity the fool....
(Serious) People who were in an abusive friendship (yes you read that right friendship not relationship), what were some of the worst things that your friend/s did to you and what caused you to enter it in the first place?	She wasn’t always a bad person. She was the best friend I’ve ever had, for about 4 years. Then she went to college and got in an abusive relationship and became just like her girlfriend. I think the worst thing she did to me was we went on a vacation with my family and she did not speak to me the entire time because her girlfriend was mad at her for going along. So I just got stuck with silence for an entire week The other shitty thing that ended the friendship was I was in a psych ward for a few weeks and she never text me back when I told her I was going, so we haven’t spoken since (2 years ago) I do feel bad because I have been in abusive relationships myself and I know how difficult it is, but still
At what age are you finally old enough to not be told “you’re too young for that”, but young enough that you aren’t told “you’re too old for that”?	There is no perfect age for everything
What are the possibilities that a person with an artificial heart living forever?	Zero
Have you ever kept your relationship a secret? How did you tell people after?	My wife and I hid our marriage for 5 years. We only hid it for her wishes from her parents she was afraid of getting disowned. Short story is they had their suspicions and when we told them I was whole heatedly welcomed into the family. Besides I had just been around these people for 5 years.
What mistake from childhood you will never forget?	Telling my parents I was too old for a spanking.
What have you done to or for someone that changed their life forever?	I gave a housemate of mine bass guitar lessons in college. He'd always hang out in my room and try to thump away on mine. He always wanted to learn but didn't think he was terribly musical or capable or had a voice or could write a song. One day I grabbed my beater bass and handed it to him and sat down and went over some basics and told him to hang on to it and practice. Every few days we'd get together and learn a song or something related to theory. He was a quick study but it still felt like it was something he had to hide from friends and family. He'd never play with the door open and kept the bass under his bed. Eventually we graduated and I told him to keep the bass. I had a job lined up and had pretty much picked out what I was going to get after a few paychecks. We ended up hanging out at a mutual acquaintances place a few years later. He'd been through a bunch of bands since then and recorded a few albums. He was in the process of building a home studio in the house he lived with his wife that he met at one of his gigs. All because he'd hang out on my couch and try to thump along to old Clash tunes.
What is your current wallpaper?	My very derpy dog.
What's your best "Sorry wrong person" moment?	Split up from my husband at the grocery store to go grab something. Round the corner of an aisle and there he is. I slap him on the ass and it’s...not my husband. I was mortified. The guy had the exact same plaid shirt, same height and shaved his head. I was frantically looking for my husband so the guy could see how similar they looked. He laughed and told me not to worry about it but I was beet red for a week. I still think about it at night sometimes and it was like 10 years ago.
What were your opinions on Ratatouille the Musical?	3 Michelin stars
What is the most underrated animal or sea creature?	more undervalued than underrated. comb jellies are gorgeous things and they invented bum holes before the first of our ancestors on our side got them
If you could speak for ten seconds after being born, what would it be?	I would prob still go AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaÂÂÂÃÃÂÅÆÄÀÂÄÁÆÃÃÀaaaaa
Food fights has taken on a literal meaning, what's your wepon of choice in battle?	Durian. They’re pointy and if they break open the smell will kill ‘em.
When did you accidentally make a joke that everyone laughed at?	I told some of my relatives I like to drink coffee after a meal because it makes everything melt. They all laughed. I was confused.
What is your favorite animal and why?	Cows because of how edible they are.
The highest you've been. What made you go there?	Southwest Airlines
What was the worst roommate you ever had like?	Had a roommate a few years ago, he would clip his toenails and dig under them and wipe the toe gunk off on the lip of the kitchen table. Never cleaned up after himself, I gave up cleaning the bathroom he would constantly have piss all over the rim of the toilet and the seat and around the base of the bowl. Pubes everywhere all over the toilet as well. Sink was absolutely filthy with dried toothpaste and the mirror had all sorts of stains. Came home after work one night and he was sitting in the living room masturbating. Absolutely horrible time.

(SERIOUS) how do you deal with insecurities and the feeling of being judged?

I remind myself that most people are only thinking about themselves and not spending too much time dwelling on my shortcomings. I reassure myself that everyone has insecurities and what matters is how we deal with them.

Which widely-considered “bad” things do you like?

Putting Q-tips deep in my ear

What is the worst crime you committed that you never got arrested for?

Nice try FBI

People with garages, but park their car outside, what is in your garage?

A shit load of...shit. Keep meaning to sort through it! Maybe one day

When starting a Gym or business, what are some challenging things that are easily overlooked?

There is only one. People can lift weights, walk, run, ride a bike, dance, and so on at home, for free. What do you offer that makes it worth driving to your gym, finding a place to park, driving home, and paying you money for the experience? Many gym goers are never coming back. EVER! Same with restaurants. 30% of people who went to restaurants say they like home delivery, and will rarely if EVER go to a sit down place again. It is up to you to figure out a brand new way to get customers. The old normal is not coming back. The new normal is being created right now. Solve that one, big problem, and you will get rich. Oh yeah. Fees have a way of surprising you, so research what things will cost with your county or city before you start.

What’s a music album from 1996 that you still like listening to ?

Ænima (Tool)

What is the one thing you'd like to say to someone right now in your life that if they listened would completely change their life or yours?

Don't worry , everything will be alright.

Who’s the best and who’s the worst Greek God/Goddess?

Zeus all around. Pimp and sadistic rapist of the universe.

You're looking out of your window and you spot a monkey in the trees, watching you with a pair of binoculars. When you spot him, he gives a military hand signal to several other monkeys and they all disappear into the trees. What do you do?

Surrender.

What does the upside down smile emoji (🙃) mean to you?

This is my absolute go-to emoji. I use it as a “smile to mask frustration” look. Which I have to use.....a lot...

Any instance/s where you realized how your luck saved you?

When I was 19 I ran away from home with a crazy (literally- he was developing schitzophrenia) boyfriend and lived on the streets in California for a year. The entire thing was me narrowly escaping one deadly disaster after another. When I look back, I figure I must have used my entire allotment of miracles and luck in one year.

Without naming it, which mobile game do you think is the cringiest?

"Master, it's pouring with rain and I'm soaking wet!" ...*insert breast-physics here* -warm her up (12%) -undress her (78%)

What kind of a voice is regarded as "attractive"?

Love a girl with a raspy voice. Not old smokers cough raspy, but if you know what I mean, you know.

What's Your Favorite Horror/Scary Story/Creepypasta/Strange Youtube Channel?

Top5s

What do you love least about your neighbor?

Their proximity.

Whatever happened to Aziz Ansari?

Apparently he had sexual misconduct allegations thrown at him which I don’t know are real or not. I’m pretty sure it ruined his career.

Males that work in an office with mostly women, what have you learned from their side conversations?

That they talk much much more about foods and deserts they like than men.

The toughest person in the world offers you 100 million dollars if you can torture them to a breaking point in 30 minutes. What would you do?

Force them to walk a mile bare foot with a bunch of Lego pieces in each and every direction littered all over the ground

Who do you "Separate the art from the artist" for and why?

J.K. Rowling. I love the Harry Potter franchise but she is just terrible and cringey.

Why instagram suspends multiple accounts instead of the one you made the spamming?

Hello, I was doing some unfollows in one in my accounts(i have 4-5) and while I was unfollowing a window pop up about “action blocked” and my account was suspended. My problem is that instagram suspend all my accounts and I didn’t do any actions to the others I have. I have search in google for multiply accounts but I haven’t find anything relative. They block even my cat’s account

What is the interest from both sides of the aisle in male camel toe?

Moose knuckle is gross. But the silhouette of junk in sweat pants/gym shorts can be one of the hottest things.

People whose parents are divorced, how do you view other people’s parents who are still together?

Im indifferent about them

What’s a lesson you had to learn the hard way?

Never derive your happiness from others...

What is the weirdest thing to ever happen to you?

I was walking down a long street. and on a metal fence landed a hawk n i stood still for a moment we stared at eachother and I walked past it. we are at eye level because I'm tall.

product scalpers, how do you think people feel about what you do?

Demand >>> supply

What current musicians do you think will as iconic as people like Elton and David Bowie?

Music is a dead art, it's all corporate interest now.

What are some creative questions to ask to break small talk?

I like to go straight for the big ones, the moment i see a beautiful woman i say, DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?! Breaks the ice every time :)

If you could only choose films from one decade to watch for the rest of your life, what decade would it be?

My answer is probably one of the most obvious: the 80s. I feel it has the best films from almost every genre: horror, action, comedy, etc. There are some essential 70s films that I'd be giving up though.

People who have Diaper Kinks, is it normal for a 15 year old to want to wear diapers?

No, get off the internet and get help.

When do you start feeling better about yourself?

When you decide to. Tough answer-but it’s the truth.

What is the wisest piece of advice a boss/superior at work has given you?

When filling out my clearance papers: “don’t lie.”

People who don't sleep naked, why?

Don't want to make things awkward with my paralysis demon.

What needs no explanation?

You would think wearing a mask in a global pandemic, but no. So I say nothing.

monolithes. aliens or humans? whats ur guys theories?

There is a video on yt of people putting up the monoliths i would link it but tbh its too much effort

How much does the rising sign affect our physical appearance?

I seen you comment about this being astrology related so now I can with 100% certainty say it has no bearing whatsoever. More like 99.99% because I'm a man of science. Edit: seen you deleted the question u/star-shoot but still feel you should be notified of my criticism.

You get the powers, abilities, and equipment of any one fictional character; who do you choose?

Deadpool

What are some weird habits that you have?

Myself I like to eat with my hands

What is a poem you'd show someone who dislikes poetry to change their mind?

Do not stand at my grave and weep / I am not there, i do not sleep. / I am a thousand winds that blow / I am the diamond glints on snow / I am the sunlight on ripened grain / I am the gentle autumn rain. / When you awaken in the morning’s hush / I am the swift uplifting rush / Of quiet birds in circled flight / I am the soft stars that shine at night / Do not stand at my grave and weep / I am not there, i did not die. I love this one

What did you spank it to before you had the internet at your disposal for, such things?

A Cosmopolitan magazine

People, who are/ were addicted to drugs, what was your worst trip ever?

Tried salvia extract on New Years a couple years back, probably that.

How would you prove to someone that you can talk to animals?

I love a good hypothetical. But what an impossible thing to prove. An overwhelming majority of people find it impossible to believe that anything that they can't do is almost certainly not physically possible for anyone else, assuming we are talking about healthy individuals with no disabilities of any kind. But if you can talk to animals I wanna be your friend. Let's go to sea world and see what the orcas and dolphins think about their life.

have you ever experienced something paranormal, what happend?

To start, I grew up in a haunted house, I live in one now, and I used to work in a haunted building. So this story is from work, the building I worked in was built in 1835 and among other things, has been used as a hotel, courthouse, and is currently part of a library. Back in the early part of the 20th century, there was a horrific train accident on the edge of time. They brought the victims there. There were many who didn’t make it. Through research and a ghost group visiting, it was determined that the ghost is most likely the town doctor who tested the accident victims. We call him George. In my office at the time of this story, there was a large computer desk with 2 computers and a double shelf above that which usually had lots of books on it. A coworker and I were talking about George and wondering if he was real or not. We were about 6 feet apart and 2 books were thrown at us. They didn’t fall off the shelf because they would have fallen onto the computers, they flew at opposite angles, one at her, one at me. We apologized and he left us alone for a while. Edit: spacing

How do you live your life active and adventurous without spending much money?

Easy. Hiking, bike riding, driving to a nearby strange city and exploring without throwing money everywhere you go. Check out some landmarks, national forests. Heck, the possibilities are truly endless.

When did you stop having the same motives as people around you?

Right around the time I realized I'm trans. I spent a lot of time trying to be "husband material" and pursuing a "safe" degree, but it turns out I'm a lot happier as a gay wife and artist.

People who shoved their school papers in the backpack with no folder or binder etc, Where are you now?

Currently backpacking throughout Arizona trippin on shrooms

Went to middle school with a kid named Brandon Brandon Brandon (first, middle, and last), what’s the stupidest name you’ve ever heard?

X Æ XAII

A war has broken out between actors. Each actor has an army composed of every character they have ever portrayed. Whose army would win?

I mean Morgan Freeman played God. So him I suppose

What's your go-to healthy snack?

tuna

What is the most horrifically disturbing shocksite/website?

Ryan-air's check-in page.

What doesn’t exist but you desperately want?

My parents love and approval.

You have been given a special button, you have to choose a single wish that it will be able to grant every time you push it. What does your button do ?

My button would make me able to re-experience something for the first time, like a movie or a song.

What is the funniest thing you have ever seen?

When my dog pees, she squats and lifts her leg at the same time, so probably that

What in astrology affects our health?

The only way astrology can affect you is if an idiot who believes in it forces you to listen to them.

What's the most ridiculous thing you've planned for?

Finding true love haha..... haha ..... :/

What’s the worst thing to do on a first impression??

Pay zero attention to what the person is saying to you

What’s something you’ve noticed that makes an interesting or cool sound effect?

im a mechanic/handy man. I COULD JERK IT TO THE CLICKING OF A SOCKET WRENCH,,,, sorry if too graphic.... im just being honest...

What's your favorite subcontinent?

blue

How can you tell if you need to take a crap?

My ass gets kinda heavy, its weird

If people were instantly wiped off the planet, which species would be the most likely to evolve into something like us?

the octopus Welcome our new Tentacle Overlords

A witch placed a curse on you at birth. Based on your life so far, what did she curse you with?

the inability to make a goddam decision

Who lives with you and how’s that situation going?

The people in my head. They won’t stop following me. So not great..

If you had the chance to be a famous YouTuber, would you be one and why or why not?

yes because that would be better than working an unappreciated minimum wage job that doesnt pay the bills

People for gay rights, but against trans right, what do your perceive as the difference?

There's a big difference, actually. **I support all lgbtq+ rights** though so I guess I can't really comment, but I am gay and trans so I can talk about homophobia and transphobia. Homophobia is mostly an argument of 'what you are doing is wrong', whereas transphobia is mostly an argument of 'what you are doing doesn't exist' Most homophobes believe that being gay is sinful, or unnatural, and that it isn't morally correct. They usually acknowledge that it exists, but they believe it is wrong. It's quite often based in religion as well, which is a very important detail Most transphobes believe that being trans is not real, or it's a mental disorder. They often complain about being forced to 'give in to delusions'. They see gender dysphoria (if they believe it exists at all) as the same as most other mental conditions - treatable through behavioural therapy. It's usually justified by 'science'; transphobes will state that gender and sex are the same thing and that science teaches this. This is also a very important detail. So, a lot of people who support gay but not trans people see homophobia, because it is often based in religion, as not logical. However, they see transphobia as logcial, and backed by science. This focus on logic and science is what causes the difference between the two types of prejudice. Hope this helped you understand the issue a little better! :D Tl;Dr: Transphobes claim they are backed by science, which makes them sound logical and smart; but homophobes claim they are backed by religion, which makes them sound not logical.

What's the worst non-sexual thing that someone has walked in you doing?

My mom walked in on me having a panic attack. She’s very very very unsupportive emotionally. I’m in my mid 20’s and a guy. My partner of 2 years died in a freak traumatic event that I was involved in and it was a couple weeks after. I was bottling up my emotions horrifically well and suddenly had a full panic attack. My second one ever, she walked in and got very angry/annoyed and walked out telling me to get over it.

What is something that you never thought would happen to you happen?

Never thought i’d lose a parent while still in high school

What is the weirdest thing you did as a child?

I ate Mandarin Oranges with Black Pepper on them...

[SERIOUS] What is a video you've watched that has so much value that you can't believe it's out there for free?

Home improvement videos on YouTube. You can take apart and put back together your entire house by watching YouTube. How much risk you’re willing to take on is a whole other issue, but the info is out there.

What is your favorite weird food combination that no one understands?

Mine isn't a combination but I do drink pickle juice sometimes and people act like I just slapped their grandma when they see me do it.

How would a school for Magic in the USA differ from Hogwarts?

It would be segregated

Any other guys in here who's dad abandoned them at a young age and you were raised by a bullying, overbearing Mother? How has that impacted your relationship with women? Do you crave a male 'fatherly ' figure as a friend?

Wasn't abandoned by mine but my father pretended I didn't exist while my mother and sibling made my life hell. My grandfather filled the role extremely well until his passing, and I still do wish to have a fatherly figure in my life. I don't have a trust issue with women but I still cannot trust the kindness my wife's mother gives me because I'm waiting for her to stab me in the back.

What is the most mind blowing fact you know?

Penguins have knees, owls have long legs and tortoises don't have ears

What would happen if all the satilight's in space were destroyed?

GPS stops working. Satellite internet stops working. We can't communicate with the various space probes and rovers. A lot of cable TV stops working because the satellites are used to downlink the content to the cable system head end. Our weather forecasting gets a lot worse because we can't see the storms moving around. Telephone and data between continents gets more expensive because it all has to go by cable now.

What personality traits do you find a red flag?

Having pride in being an asshole...

Those who have seen the afterlife. What was it like?

Wait this is a good question. Like theres all this debate about what the afterlife is like, why dont we just ask someone who has been there

What song just makes you depressed?

Disturbed- Sound of Silence (cover)

What song is banger?

Dream Fighter by Perfume

[Serious] Have you sold a kidney in order to buy something? If so what was it?

A gaming pc, a Ps5, and finish off my student loans

Who would be the absolute WORST person, living or dead, to start an OnlyFans? Why?

Donald Trump. He would spend a whole hour reassuring us that his hands are in fact of normal size.

What is an advice that is right but everybody ignores it until they experience it themselves?

Never lend money to a friend. If you do, you'll lose either your money, your friendship, or both. Either give the money as a gift or say "no".

The last text you sent is your war cry. What is it?

"What the f**k is happening?"

What formerly awesome things has the internet ruined?

Professional wrestling

What food which most people consider normal do you find totally repulsive?

Miracle Whip.

If you were brought back in time to 1950, what is the most useful information you could share with the world?

70ish years ago? They'd probably lock me up and possibly give me a forced lobotomy if they heard me speak of what we all know in the 2020s.

If you had to choose an animal to help you win a fight, what animal would it be?

Honey badger. I pity the fool....

(Serious) People who were in an abusive friendship (yes you read that right friendship not relationship), what were some of the worst things that your friend/s did to you and what caused you to enter it in the first place?

She wasn’t always a bad person. She was the best friend I’ve ever had, for about 4 years. Then she went to college and got in an abusive relationship and became just like her girlfriend. I think the worst thing she did to me was we went on a vacation with my family and she did not speak to me the entire time because her girlfriend was mad at her for going along. So I just got stuck with silence for an entire week The other shitty thing that ended the friendship was I was in a psych ward for a few weeks and she never text me back when I told her I was going, so we haven’t spoken since (2 years ago) I do feel bad because I have been in abusive relationships myself and I know how difficult it is, but still

At what age are you finally old enough to not be told “you’re too young for that”, but young enough that you aren’t told “you’re too old for that”?

There is no perfect age for everything

What are the possibilities that a person with an artificial heart living forever?

Zero

Have you ever kept your relationship a secret? How did you tell people after?

My wife and I hid our marriage for 5 years. We only hid it for her wishes from her parents she was afraid of getting disowned. Short story is they had their suspicions and when we told them I was whole heatedly welcomed into the family. Besides I had just been around these people for 5 years.

What mistake from childhood you will never forget?

Telling my parents I was too old for a spanking.

What have you done to or for someone that changed their life forever?

I gave a housemate of mine bass guitar lessons in college. He'd always hang out in my room and try to thump away on mine. He always wanted to learn but didn't think he was terribly musical or capable or had a voice or could write a song. One day I grabbed my beater bass and handed it to him and sat down and went over some basics and told him to hang on to it and practice. Every few days we'd get together and learn a song or something related to theory. He was a quick study but it still felt like it was something he had to hide from friends and family. He'd never play with the door open and kept the bass under his bed. Eventually we graduated and I told him to keep the bass. I had a job lined up and had pretty much picked out what I was going to get after a few paychecks. We ended up hanging out at a mutual acquaintances place a few years later. He'd been through a bunch of bands since then and recorded a few albums. He was in the process of building a home studio in the house he lived with his wife that he met at one of his gigs. All because he'd hang out on my couch and try to thump along to old Clash tunes.

What is your current wallpaper?

My very derpy dog.

What's your best "Sorry wrong person" moment?

Split up from my husband at the grocery store to go grab something. Round the corner of an aisle and there he is. I slap him on the ass and it’s...not my husband. I was mortified. The guy had the exact same plaid shirt, same height and shaved his head. I was frantically looking for my husband so the guy could see how similar they looked. He laughed and told me not to worry about it but I was beet red for a week. I still think about it at night sometimes and it was like 10 years ago.

What were your opinions on Ratatouille the Musical?

3 Michelin stars

What is the most underrated animal or sea creature?

more undervalued than underrated. comb jellies are gorgeous things and they invented bum holes before the first of our ancestors on our side got them

If you could speak for ten seconds after being born, what would it be?

I would prob still go AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaÂÂÂÃÃÂÅÆÄÀÂÄÁÆÃÃÀaaaaa

Food fights has taken on a literal meaning, what's your wepon of choice in battle?

Durian. They’re pointy and if they break open the smell will kill ‘em.

When did you accidentally make a joke that everyone laughed at?

I told some of my relatives I like to drink coffee after a meal because it makes everything melt. They all laughed. I was confused.

What is your favorite animal and why?

Cows because of how edible they are.

The highest you've been. What made you go there?

Southwest Airlines

What was the worst roommate you ever had like?

Had a roommate a few years ago, he would clip his toenails and dig under them and wipe the toe gunk off on the lip of the kitchen table. Never cleaned up after himself, I gave up cleaning the bathroom he would constantly have piss all over the rim of the toilet and the seat and around the base of the bowl. Pubes everywhere all over the toilet as well. Sink was absolutely filthy with dried toothpaste and the mirror had all sorts of stains. Came home after work one night and he was sitting in the living room masturbating. Absolutely horrible time.