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when did you start to doubt someone’s intelligence and why?
Normally when they keep repeating the same things as a personality and cognitive dissonance permanently. At the level it becomes an intelligence issue it shouldn't have happened more than once, two and three? Entire life? It's an intelligence defunct.
What 'upgrade' was totally worth the price?
Solid state drives if you own a PC or console, the difference is using a typewriter to being on some kind of super computer.
What's the weirdest dream/nightmare you've had?
i once dreamt that i was in a dark alleyway, and a giant snarling dog was at the other end just looking at me, just like the one from the Ghsotbusters film. I knew it was going to charge and sure enough it did, for some reason i had a gun so i pulled it out and fired off all the shots i could, i hit it multiple times and it sort of sailed past me half dead, smashed into some garbage cans and as it rolled over and over, it morphed into a big fat frumpy woman, and then stopped dead face down. I thought, 'oh god, i'm going to jail now'. Then i woke up and i was like, WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?!?!?! And immediately went back to sleep.
What’s a belief that you hold with which many people disagree?
Money can absolutely buy you happiness.
Who is the best American band ever?
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
What are your top 3 simple pleasures in life?
1. Crushing my enemies. 2. Seeing them driven before me. 3. Hearing the lamentations of their women.
What common movie trope that promotes a toxic mentality need to disappear?
The nerdy guy who stalks and harasses his love interest, and she eventually "stops being shallow" and gives him a chance.
How big of a failure was the anti drug messages from the 80's and 90's?
A big failure. The focus should have been on underage drinking and smoking.
What is something people spend way too much money on?
Our pets. But I wouldn’t have it any other way.
You have been asked to voice a pre-recording of “Welcome to Life.” This message will be played in the mind of every baby as they are born and they will remember it forever. What do you say?
"I'm so sorry you wound up in this awful place. Bonding with people is a waste of time - everyone will betray you eventually. Trust no one on two legs. As for *why* you're here... I can't answer that. I don't know. What I *can* say is that you, my dear, are in terrible hands so long as you remain among humans. Good luck."
What's different between TV shows of the 80s/90s vs today's shows?
We used to have great cartoon shows. But now almost all of them are just for babies
So who fell asleep before midnight last night?
I had a fatass food coma and knocked out at 10🤡
Lottery winners, what are some negative things you experienced after you won?
Won 6 bucks and then stepped in a puddle. Money can’t buy happiness kids.
Mask dreams? Do you regularly have dreams involving masks? You're out and about and suddenly realize with horror you're not wearing a mask, or others aren't? What type of covid dreams are you having?
Nope, but I have gotten confused while watching a show. They were at a store or something without masks on and it took me a second to remember that it was a show.
What conversation are you tired of having?
I’m gay!! Literally have no clue how my parents keep forgetting
If you could take a muppet movie but replace one muppet with a human. Which movie, muppet and actor?
I'd replace the whole cast with muppets, would really make no difference though. C-Span won't look any different .
[Serious] What was the longest your spouse was able to keep a huge life altering secret (s) from you? What was it? What happened?
I am the spouse. I was with him since we.were 16. We are 27 and 29 now. When i was 17 and a junior in high school, i was pregnant and had an abortion without ever telling him. I told him about 5 years into our relationship.
if you were invisible for a day what would you do ?
Apparently not be seen.
What’s that one useless memory that you can never seem to forget?
pythagorean theorem
What old song needs to come alive again?
Eminence front by The Who
If you’ve ever slid into a celebrity’sdms successfully, how did you do it, what did you say, and what came out of it?
I DM’d Shubi from the Circle and told him I thought he was super cute. He responded and said “thank you so much, means a lot!” I honestly didn’t even expect him to see it lmao
What’s your very specific niche in porn?
College amateur! I hate the acting stuff
What is the best way to get to know a person?
Talking to them
[Serious] Optimists, what situation or experience made you feel like it wasn't going to get better?
To me being an optimist isn’t denying a situation regardless. It’s just having belief we’ll adapt. Like I don’t think humans will ever reach utopia but I do think we’ll keep learning — reaching closer.
If dogs had pockets what would you find in your dog's pockets?
Cock and ball torture cd’s
When / how did you start your job as a bitch?
I didn't but let me hear your story
What personality trait is a deal breaker when choosing friends/partners?
I can't deal with constant negativity.
If you were a cockroach for a day, what would you do?
Cut my head off or play some pac man
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lying on the ground or side of the road?
Found a guy overdosing on heroine one night. Called 911 and the paramedics got him stabilized.
What is the male equivalent name to Karen?
Kyle
Who gets the money from dead people's Spotify accounts?
Do you mean, "Who gets money from dead people's whose music is on Spotify?" As dead people with spotify accounts still keep getting auto billed by Spotify who gets the money until someone cancels the account or closes the payment method.
What do you highly recommend?
Oxygen
Who's a character you started out loving but ended up hating?
Andy Bernard
When did you give advice to a person who actually successfully turned it into reality?
Told my best friend in high school he was too smart to not go to college. He's now an Aerospace Engineer.
What’s the best GTA game so far?
San Andreas
a lot of classic films and tv shows are a combination of 2 or more types of genres, what 2 unlikely genres do you feel will make a great film if combined and why?
Stoner comedy / Victorian romance
Is Organic Chemistry hard, and what did you do to survive it?
Yes, sat behind an Asian girl during exams. Thank you wherever you are!
What rarely happens but is annoying as fuck when it does?
Catching my sweatpants pocket on the kitchen drawer pull.
What is and will be the one thing you will always regret?
The Time I wasted
People who have done...inappropriate things with your relatives (near or far, step or not, forced or consensual) to what extent did you go, and what ended up happening?
Is pornhub looking for new ideas?
People who leave their chicken on the side of the bike path, why?
Saving it for later
What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on?
This might sound sad but i geuss just a girl giving me the attention i deserve
Is this the End Times? Why or why not?
*signs point to yes*
Humans now have pouches like kangaroos. What do you keep in yours?
A smaller version of myself
Uber drivers, who are your least favorite type of people to drive?
People who try to eat in the car. Or worse yet, try to sneak it after you tell them not to like a damn child.
You get to design your dream video game - any company, any franchise, any cast & crew, all picked by you. What game do you make?
A version of geoguessr but with samples from various languages and you have to point on the map where its from.
What’s the most daring thing you did when you desperately had to pee and there was no toilet?
I broke the geneva convention.
The answer is "anything but a rubik's cube!", but what was the question?
What isn't a Rubik's Cube?
What was that one "I'm not mad, just disappointed" moments that you still remember, even today?
When a kid searched “Vagina” on my phone. I was eight. He was 15.
So how much money is this coat worth?
Tree fiddy
What are some cool technologies that are being developed?
Meat made in labs, i hope it becomes more used so we can tone down the meat industry
What meal or treat does someone make for you that you hate, but you continually power through it because they are proud of it?
Don't think I would do that, I'm not powering through anything for someone else's feelings.
Which country has the rudest people?
I'm in the U.S., and from what I've heard -- Americans who visit other countries.
Is chess a sport? Why/why not?
"An activity requiring skill and often of a competitive nature". Yes it is
What was the best customer service you’ve ever received for a problem?
I bought a computer from CompUSA back when they were closing. The screen I got was damaged and I had to return it. The manager of the store personally drove around town until he found another monitor for me and brought it to my house. I actually miss that store. They had some cool shit there. Long before we had an Apple Store, CompUSA had their Mac corner.
What free online stuff should everyone take advantage of ?
Here i list * 2D Editing * Krita * OpenToonz * Irfanview * Gimp * Pixlr * Inkscape * Paint.net * Medibang * 3D editing * FreeCAD * Blender * Magicavoxel * Makehuman * Fusion 360 * Sketchup * Solidworks / inventor (students only) * Video Editing * DaVinci Resolve * Handbrake * SFM Source film maker * Lightworks * Video Player * VLC * SMPlayer * Kodi * Plex * Potplayer * IINA (for macOS only) * Physics Simulation * Algodoo * Streaming * OBS * Streamlabs OBS * Audibook / e-book * Chapter and Verse * Calibre * Networking * FreeNAS * pfSense * OpenVPN * nmap * Compression * 7zip * Code Editor * VS Code * Notepad++ * Vim * Sublime Text * Atom * Intellij IDEA * Office * Libreoffice * Audio * Musescore * Audacity * OS / infrastructure * Apache * Linux * Ninite * Browser * Firefox * Chrome * Brave * VM * Virtualbox * Proxmox * Torrent * QBittorrent * Sonarr * Radarr * Sabnzbd * Maps * Google Maps * Google Earth * Openstreetmap * Languages * R * Python * Game Engines * Unity * Unreal Engine * Godot
What movie was so good you had to go see it again?
I know it's meme'd on now but I liked Joker enough to see it twice in theaters.
May one ask how you found the place that you live now?
Drove around in the town I wanted to live in, found a nice complex I wouldn’t mind commuting from. Googled it.
What's something you would put in your mouth but not your hands??
Toothpaste
What’s your favourite movie/TV show from your childhood?
ATLA and Ben 10
Why would God ever create humans?
Depends on who/what source you ask. I googled and found [this](https://www.gotquestions.org/why-did-God-create-us.html), according to the Bible. Make of it what you will.
How do you get over intimacy issues?
I go around them
How do you eat?
Put food in my mouth, chew it and digest it
Who’s your favorite athlete of all time?
LeBron James.
Whats an acceptable reason to miss the birth of your child?
He's Dr. Doofenshmirtz
If you cut off a mans penis, skin it, and throw it on the grill. Can it be passed off as a hot dog? Why?
This is why I don’t sort by new anymore
what will happen if you microwave a grenade?
Boom
What's your opinion on matte vs shiny nail polish or makeup?
i feel like matte everything was huge a few years ago but also i'm not really sure if shiny stuff strikes me as trendy
[Serious] What are easy side hustles with large payouts?
Drugs.
What are the best headphones for calls?
Plantronics is a good option
Has anyone made fun of you in a professional setting for your accent or place of origin? How did you respond?
A coworker made fun of my Scottish accent. Our boss was Scottish. Now that coworker had two angry Scots screaming at him.
Upstairs neighbors who are constanly making noise: what exatly are you doing?
Sorry, are you in 421? It's my kid. I tell him to stop, but he's 4. Also this building is built with Popsicle sticks and drywall, so I hear my upstairs neighbor fart.
Teachers that have had students that went on to become extremely successful, did you expect it? Why or why not?
My moms friend taught a tik tok star. Don’t remember which one tho lol
Have u ever woke up high, if so what happened?
Biden won
What topics can talk with a woman toward anyone social network (generate interest)?
Dog I think u need to master how to speak English first
You're the only one on earth for exactly 2 days, and there are no traces to you if you do anything. What will you do during that time?
Cum on as many door knobs as possible.
David Schwimmer in the first few episodes of Band of Brothers is fantastic. What’s another sitcom actor that transitioned well into a drama movie/series?
Bryan Cranston
Don't tell us directly but instead answer only with a short list of jargons, what is your profession?
I maintain WIP load on Precio Nano J973s. Mostly it is split lots of 5-10 300mm Wafers in FOUPS. Sometimes I have to swap out the FEH when it reaches the predetermined thouchdown limit. Then I take the FEH to PCR for a POS Cleaning and reset the Touchdown hits so it will be available for us to order on GTS.
There were always signs that said “no shirt, no shoes, no service” and people didn’t freak out and yell, so how come people are freaking out over the “no mask, no service” rule?
Because Trump led his sheep to believe that covid is a hoax.
How do you feel worthy of a relationship or intimacy of any variety if you are kind of grossed out by yourself and don't feel pretty?
That's a journey that takes time - and often requires a shift in how we view ourselves. There's a saying that "we are our own worst critics" - we can definitely be harder on us than others would be. But yeah, it's a journey, and growth and change is a process. But it's worth it.
People who have been in a coma or died and been resuscitated, what's it like and do you remember anything?
Got in a nasty car accident when I was younger.. blacked out at initial impact, when I came to I had no clue what happened, I remember being sweaty and everything was red from blood being in my eyes.. the next 15-20 minutes felt like 30 seconds, Once I got loaded into the helicopter I blacked out for about 36 hours. There was def pain, but it didn’t really register until I woke in the hospital later. When I first woke up in the hospital I really didn’t have much clue what happened. The next few years after that I had nightmares every night that slowly restored details/memories of it.
What is your favorite example of giving somebody funny a high budget?
Bdg making his gaming station got out of hand very quickly...
What is something that you didn't know about sex until it happened?
Pussy fart
What is something you think about a lot that other people don’t think about enough?
perception on myself and the world. for whatever reason, i constantly think about who i am as a person to the outside world and who people are to other people. if that makes any sense.
What is a hidden gem YouTube channel to masturbate to?
Dozens of porn streaming sites and OP is cranking it to YouTube.
Humans now turn blue for 24 hours after an orgasm. How does society change?
"I'm feeling blue" no longer means what it use to
What would you guess is the true percentage of men who cheat in long-term marriages?
That would depend on how each wife defines cheating
If there’s something you want to vent about, what would it be?
New Jersey. New Jersey should be swept into the sea.
What hobby did you think you could master but ended up being a disaster?
I tried to pick up woodworking but I just ended up being a tool collector. So I decided to get into retro gaming but I just ended up collecting a bunch of ROMs. I just got a 3D printer for Christmas. Have you *seen* how many filament colors there are are?
Why do you think veganism generally looked down on?
Probably the attitude of the people. Don’t care if you think it’s better, insulting me or looking down on me for not following what you believe is just stupid. Some are nice and just do their thing, not all of them though.
What’s something that really caught you off guard?
How effective propaganda can be.
What should someone do when they lost there friends and can't make more?
Online friends
What is the wierdest fetish you ever heard about?
Bees in foreskins
What is your deepest insecurity?
That I'm not suited for relationship and generally unwanted. Basically, having a tendency to let negative experiences tell me my worth, which is not helpful at all, lemme tell ya.
What is one thing you wish was "common sense" but really isn't?
Viruses actually do exist and can kill people.
What movies are worth rewatching?
Lord of the rings trilogy
What's a really strange Hollywood trope you've noticed?
My girlfriend is sick of hearing this but I always hate how guns just make clicky noises for no reason. I get it for things like charging the weapon, hitting the safety, etc. but Hollywood gives them these clacking sounds when people are just holding them and moving around with them, I don't get it.
how on earth did people learn about sexual things, where did you learn this stuff? [serious]
Unfortunately, as a child, I had to do ancestry research, which included learning about traditional German clothing. Unfortunately, traditional female dresses have sexy Halloween costumes for them. I found out about those when I was 7 or 8. Then I looked up sexy, then just sex, and then I ended up watching hentai. There was no going back...
What food is just a vehicle to get other food into your mouth?
A cupcake is just a handle for a mass of delicious arttery-clogging frosting.
How does one respectfuly, and legally, ask law enforcement to leave one's property?
Do you have a warrant to be on my property, if not please leave my property